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He ha dens 1 wafer that be fed equal te doing tmodeTorrthloE. r faa remit kthat America is the home of all of eeeenmciUes, of all forms of daring. aeeatidertthai everything U te be l'H fa bet a Question, of will and money. it Be much. Dene. twmmber very wll the Anierl- k'taJUieBalre wbe, en the occasion of hi tBeaxater marriace, wrete te the town frmfraet Pari te ask for the lean of the Are EptjMeaipbe, which he was anxious te decor- m honor of the wedding, and bare the n of during theday. He was politely FIbbMBUHiI that the Arch was net te let. rfThea I wul buy It," he replied, "home ratio," Hm offer was a royal one, and the Aracri- , I doubt net, thought the town council I te let slip cnchacbance of doing busi- X 'Inaatlinn would ask the queen of England 5? MaMai him Windser castle for tbe season, If !; fancy took him. ; i$fjk Boateolan ence conceive. 1 the Idea of en- L evrtalntag his friends with tbe performance S, -t an oratorio. Ills drawing room being -'Men, tee small te held tbe party he wished fc'afctlvfliA tuk ftimiirht nf lilrlnt- a concert I or a theatre for the night. i'j.Bat, be," said be te himself, "an oratorio "VQMa n DIKO ueni uiijiruaeiw ui u miuui y.'Andbeset about hiring tbe cathedral of ;tfae place. fXwacb things as tlicse malte us Europeans Sawe, ana we sayt "ine ieakccs nre Certainly they are a little bit a&T AruMfa IKa 'tiinef. rtnttvKtmii9 Mpah M partisans and subscribers. jM-',Tlwi, I taw In one of the most widely read i itanrimn newspapcrt the announcement of : a eWnpany recently founded, with a capital 600.000. caUedi OTj HatrkBOaUl tnfldellty Insurance Company. ; The prospectus of this enterprlse states IU ' ajDjecs ana aarentages wiui categorical cioer- Each sufrcrcr, upon presenting proofs, ij i te reeelTe from the company e check as n E'ilMMl til nenrl nliufAr in rtAfi.li tin liU Innrnfxt I would net advise you te put a I into the concern. I bave no confidence jnl the dlrldends of an cntcrprLse which might l!rhaTOsce day te pay a fabulous sum te n -aarasOB, whose twenty or thirty nives bad Jtaketi it Inte their heads te desert in a hatch. 1, . ? the "Consoler" would be a geed name for Jmm company of insurance against the risks ;af sjsarriage. K-W?J also note the ollstcnce of a Harmony as- k'-.-ll-Al - At -J-A .1.1-1. 1. 1 1-- aueOf un euject vi muuu u ivcjuuuiae I and women about te marry, and te give ! Diinitlila BrWIn ... M . ll.A ..WiW Ski. IHUUifl UMfW,V IW aWUll 1UV I warraniea te wear ana me women war- : mated te wash. Ke mere frauds possible. , IFerhaps the association may presently under- ,.,mv vw IIN H.SM .w w. ka.ivw.v w IIIV MWMtmj ,t,ta future mother-in-law, r"".Aasiierunn of smnll nnd IiArmiwM pimi. s-ir. . r : . . ... : 'tnatMs, i extract tbe lolievilng from an f Abserican newspaperi 'm"Mix. JUrgaret H., of Kew Yerk, bad her nac mu;ymaiai uie eiacr aay, anu msuieu ,fc 2 i-A. it. -.1 - J .... IU having a Christian burial In bcr finally let in Calvary cemetery. A death i aartiflcate was made out by the doctor wt- E-v.tlng forth that the leg had died by nniputa- Ittea at the Chambers Btrect hospital, Govern- fber 29; that it was CO years old, married, and l&Vnart mother of a family. The leg "was burled lwttK nil iIiia rMprnfflir." f.iTb.e thine bcinz oulte natural, the uewa- f:Irc'" tnakes no comment upon it. It only zfeeuppl'es It with a geel beading, something lj.-,8ke "A Leg Qone te Heaven in Advnnce of Ot A certain Mr. Ambrose IL. of Pitttburc. Ejartdcntly Intending te be a defaulter at tbe &.! ludement. has urairn ui a will rrlvinir jtlSe following directions for the disposal of frjijs "I direct that my body be taken te SL k& Michael's church and, after tbe proper re- ligieus services are performed, that it be EsK'venin cnarge ei ray lunuiy, wne wnu con cen pKvey it fe Samson's crematory and tbere bave fett burned te aslics, the eshca te be put in a I bettle and given In charge of tbe Gcr- consul in PitUburg. This gentleman &HiU then ftrward my ashes te the consul in fejlew Yerk, who will give them in chargoef 5.-5. the captain of the German steamer Elba, who Hl place them securely In his ship for the tan voyage, when at mid ocean I direct 2,nae captain 10 request ene ei tne passengers ft! te dress in a seafaring suit and ascend with arashct in his hand te the top of tbe top- fcV.Yaest mast, and. after pronouncing a lest i fi, benediction, te extract the cork from tbe sMlr smnil tf Its ettirtie in f Iia smii titml.i K of heaven. I direct also, whUe this ceremony Phi being performed, that It be witnessed by ft au passengers en beard. After tbe Elba lias Ki AAltirilAf vl im tvln ami ml..mA.l i.hL 4 j ! j, !'.- -.V M.l UMX .k.UIUlM UkUUl IU KKew Yerk, I want a full statement of my gVkath and the scattering of mynkbes in mid teeean published In tbe Pittsburg papers, 10 j, that my friends in this city shall knew my "burial place." jpp This reminds ene of Chateaubriand's ocean ejpbsrlal, but the sprinkling adds a teucli of g..vitmuur vi nuica jwer uiaicauDnanu was girbelly destitute. CnATTEIt XXXV. pji The Americans of today are se blase en prjfee matter of advertisements that itlsdlili- g:nlt te attract their attention without getting Bjnp extravagant belts for their eyes. tfij '.no most cuecuve belt u tue illustrated &:4vertlsement Here, for Instance, Is the sV tkhfllin.w wlilrli mn1rr4 flirt hn!p nri wlile- fr'ftenETOwas If bymacla Yeu bave te te ? ?a careful In handling the stuff that If a dren BtVj. 1.1 .11 - 1...L -. t .. 'jmm nm, -a, uu juur uueu, is iwt ei ueir treuld almost Immediately grew thereon. l-,rtv. i. . u- -j ..".".! rrr V" w k v uu auverusuiuenb you soe a Ituew, bald, whlslccrlcss, and wan. A : Tenal lady Is turning her back en him with took of disgust The illustration Is entitled, S'-Zmem using ttpullne-ltefused." On tbe -i tight, you see a superb mele beauty, adorned ,-,-;r a wxurunt growth of belr and beard. n4 PWW JVUU), MWJ .VA 1M.1 UVOU UU UU i-y nmwiMKT, ana raises uer rapturous eyes te ms. r!;Cadretb are the words; "After using EVefaaflime Accepted." Uut the most marvel- r . vw M v& rh u uw uw uw ut uju vujur UOS . -.I'namBmwi rnn ntr nr Tnam.nv frmr kikt i.a (.-,.v,v. h.- - .ua.uu xwasaressed in a lanx. tnreoaeare, snapciess 2fatAr mtim ttcfnn tkA cniiA-ln cfiif tijk l.ia J thloesned Inte the pink of 'tailoring perfection. r'r, I eulled the following advertisement from i M ac.ttw Hew Yerk PffPcrs: . "At cclWeier ec talesman-Slim, sleck, swaaer, tnarp, surewa, ccnnuie, sarcastle ' Yaak, tsekt a tkuatkm in tome stere (oetico Mat aMraetive whining of the t's), hotel or aflea,M oelltcter or talesman; has highest ftltrtace, and push and' cbetk of au army ! eaa ae goods or ccuect bills with any ea tha oeoUatat af North America I county, FemuTlvauIa, Included)." fheaextspeclBMnis anldyL Itlsentltlel "sfcr Heart and a CetUigc," WtMwrtiuwMiOK in ecstasy, teag iate her lern. eyes. 'Hew beaatifal yea arer the said, 'and hew happy you leek I Darling, say that it it I who am the cans of your happiness' Tbe handsome young man tenderly kUsed the llpt of his dear one 'Yea, he' said, 'it is because yea love tne that I am se happy, but I ewe my leek of resplendent health te Dr. Smith1 tlrun. " On a balrirtweriihepIrfadi "Tonserlal Palace Professer Reger has your haircut under his own supervision. Hew b it cut)- As you like it (Shakespeare)." President Cleveland, wishing one day te tee a certain circus performance, tent te retain a box. The circus proprietor Immediately hired, and sent about the streets of the town, a small army of sandwich men, carrying an advertisement worded as fellows! "The president of tbe United Btatet with hit young and beautiful wife will honor the cir cus with their presence this evening." Thore was such a demand for scats that hundreds of people were refused; but Mr. and Mrs. Cleveland, having heard that their names had served as an advertisement, did net appear. After tbe performance, a great part of the audience demanded tboretum of half their cntrance money en the ground that the pro pre gramme had net been carried outlnltjufn eutlnltjufn tlrety, since the president and his wiTcniad net made their appearance as the spectators had been led te expect. The circus 'manager was obliged te retra retra burse,inyi the pojicrfreni whlib 1 extract Uie account. r Kevcr layaslde nn American uowspepcr without looking ever the advertisements. Ten te ene you will be rewarded for your patience. There are traveling doctors In America who go from tewu te town te heal the sick at reduced prices. Here Is the advertisement of one of these gentlemen. It Is heeded with his portrait, and appears in the papers of tbe towns he operates upeni "Dr. It has already remained In M longer than he first Intended, but at tbe re quest of numerous Individuals nnd friends he will extend his stay ene week longer. Pa tients In ether towns luive been disappointed by hi long stay In M ; but they have his assurance that this visit will net be oxtended beyond tbe time stated above." Tills stereotyped advertisement lias n flavor of the dmm and cymbal of tbe mountebank. Walk up, ladies and gentlemen, walk up and show your tongues and hnve your pulses felt Further down, this same medical gentle man falls Inte tbe sty 16 of the cblmney sweep, anxious te enlarge his connectien: "He thanks hi many friend and patrons for the kind ness and ntronage bestowed upon him, and trusts, by pursuauce of the same honerablo business and professional methods and efforts, te fully merit n continuance of same." In the smoking room of thoGcrmanteono day an American, who sat near me, cnld, ad dressing met "I bcllove you nre ge'ns le America te lecture, slrf "Yes," I replied, "I am." "Who I booming your show, may I nskP he said in the most natural way In the world. I must bave stared at him like a rustic, being utterly at a less te understand what he meant. Upen getting this Americanism explalncd I hail the satisfaction of finding that my inter locutor's question simply meant in English: "Who is your Imprcsariel" "Well," thought I, '!J am going te have a lively time in the States, that's evident: this isaforctastethat U premising." I n cut te my cabin thinking about tbe Yankee who was te "boom my show." The greatest "boomer" in America I the great, tbe only, tbe unique Itanium. The personality of this Mug of showmen U net particularly Interesting, except for being typically American, and one that could net exist in any country but America. Mr. PhincasT. Itanium, pursued by fate, h evcry flve years the victim of a conflagra tion. HI fires happen with tcrrible .regu larity. Whilst 1 was in America bit tigers mid elephants ncre burned out of house nnd home. Scarcely bad the ilamc lccn extin guished when tbere were paragraphs in the papers te say that Mr. Itanium's agent was buying fresh animals for the "biggest show en earth," and nil ever the nolUef America's cities were te be seen flaring pesters repre senting Phincas lluruum rising from the Dames like a modern pWulx. Appended was a long literary tsuiy which liegan: "HUIng phoenix lile from the ashes of my fifth lire," and setting forth the wonderful attractions of the new show which was te be opened. Mr. Itanium lieliU iu small esteem tlie man who lets slip a chance of making money. He would think It tjuite uatuiul te elTcr 't2,000 a week te Gen. Iteuluugur te show lilmself In hi museum, and would think it very unnntural that the guneral should ro re ro fuSe such u haudsenTu offer. The rumor has it that the enterprising Phincas ivrole te M. Pasteur soma time elnce te try and engage him. He guaranteed, it is said, JM.000 te the illustrious savant if he would Inorulate Iwfore the American publie twice a day. It was net much te ask, and the $50,000 would ba e been easily earned, llumuui, however, lied te content himself n Ith ungughig a gen tleman in spectacles, resembling mere or less the famous professor, and he succeeded In recuring four little Amci leans whom M. Pas teur had just saved from hydrophobia. They were Inoculated (with clear water prebablyl for a mouth In all tbe jiriiicijial towns of the States. Tbe society for the protection of animals, which docs net Include man in its circle of o(eratiens, made no objection, and the ceQcrs of the enterprising Phincas over flowed with dollars. I" Mr. Itanium docs net understand hew n geed offer can lw refused. He leeks upon everything as being te nil or let, nnd the almighty dollar ns the master of the wei Id. One day he took It Inte bis head te make au offer fcr tbe heuse In which Khakcspcare was bem. The English fired up at the idea, and he had te abauden hi project anil be satisfied with Jumbo. If every European nation were te beceme arepublie the dethroned monerclis could go and uiaku their fortunes in America, and the greatest ambition of Mr. Itanium would be icellzcd. Nothing astonishes un American. That which makes hi conversations Immense) piquant U, as I have already said, the calm, natural tene in which he comes out with tbe most astounding statements. My impresario had just engaged mc for a reiure season in tbe States and Canada. "I shall have two Europeans en my list next your," he said, "Mr. Charles f)ckciis und j eurself. 1 w anted two ethers, but they ure net te be had." "That Is net very flattering," said I, "but who are the two Europeans you raunet getl" "Mr. UiaUstoueand Lord llaudelph Church Ill," he replied, qulte calmly. Then, suppressing the word "Mr." and "Lord," according te the habit of his country men, be added with a sighi "Yes, Gladstone would have made n lump, and Churchill would have been an elegant success." CHAPTEIl XXXVL The Americans have suppressed distances by bringing railway trains te perfection. Yeu take the cars after dinner te go a two or three hundred miles journey. Yeu pass an hour, or te in the smoking room, you go te your berth, sleep the night through, and by the time you awoke you are at your journey's end. In point of comfort, the American trains are te the French und English trains what these latter are te the stage coach of bygene days, s Nothing can surpass the comfort and luxury of the Pullman cars, unless it be the perfected. Pullman.tbnt fc called. Ite.vertlbub LANCASTER DAILY INTtXUGENCER, SATUBPAY. DKUABY 0, tram. Mx or terea carrUgea, ceaatctte; cea with another, allow of year mevta about freely ever a leecth of aeaM haneVH yards. Dining room, sleeping car, drawtef room car, smoking room, library, bath room, lavatory, the whole fitted up in the most luxurious style. What can ene desire morel It It a hotel en wbeel. There are windows and ventilators, but if you open your window, you will tee your fel low travelers turn up their coat cellars and get down their shawls and furs, and you will bear cuergetle grumblings, which will gire you te understand that you are turning your self into a publie calamity. The Americans ere shivery people, stewing themselves in a baln-marie. Here, as well as In the hotels and In oil con ditions of American life, you are at the mercy of servants. There Is no remedy at band, no appeal ngalnst It. In America you are supposed te knew every thing, and no ene will help you unless you should happen te address yourself te well bred people. If you ask a pnascr-by in the street the near est way te the station, he walks as though he understood you net The word "station" is English, but here you must talk American, and say depot, pronounced tlocpe. The inva riable answer you get te the questions you ask in the street Is, "I don't knew." They nre all like Jee, "tbey don't knew nethlnk." Whcnn rail wny servant has succeeded la Insulting you, he Is qulte proud, and plumes himself en bis smartness; he leeks at his mates and seems te say: "Did you hear hew I speke up te hlra!" He would be afraid of lowering himself by being polite. In his eyes politeness is a form of servility, and ha imagines that, by being rude te well bred peo pee peo ple, he puts himself en a footing with them. Yeu go te a railway ticket offlce te book for a certain placa Perhaps there are several lines of railway running te your destination. The clerk says, without looking at you, and at the rate of a thousand words a mlnutet "What line! ll.,and O., or a V. nnd W. R Ik, or a I mid CI" "I want n ticket for Chicago." "I ask whether J ou wish te go by the" Here he ence mero repeats various parts of the alphabet, costing n leek of pity at jeu thowhlle. De net Ix-llove he will translate his A 11 C D's into Englisli. It is your place te understand them. De net leso your temcr, however; that lievcr pays In America, The natives would only enjoy it, Take the matter laughingly. Tliis Is the ndvice the Americans gave me, nnd I recommend It te you, if ever you nre similarly placed. I was having a sleata oue day In ene of the comfortable arm chairs of a drawing room car, when (he conductor came along and, giving me a formldable thump, cried out in the mostsavnge tone: "Your ticket I" I made haste te oblige htui nnd te offer apologies. "1 trust 1 have net kept you waiting," said 1. He went away qulte crestfallen. Anether day, I was hi a New Yerk local train. Tlicse trains have net drawing room cars with smoking room attacked. Neither first, second nor third class; nil the carriages nre alike, I addressed the conductor, asking hhuwhcrel should find the smoking com partment. In reply he murmured a few un intelligible words between his teeth. In my humblest, sweetest accents, I said: "Excuse me, I did net hear." He shouted nt me at the top of hi veice: "llo-hlnd-the-lo-co-mo-tlvoi de jeu bear this tlmel" My first liupulvi was te knock hhn down. Hut I lietheuglil myself of the ndvice that hed been given me, and uuswcrul wlthnsmllei "Yes, 1 heard. I beg u thousand iirilens. Yeu nre really tee polite." A Kiul.ir American actress was dining ene evening In the dining" car of a train going from IJosten te New Yerk. Being alene, slie ate slowly, mid deliberately dawdled ever the meal te kill time, The waiter, dUpleased at the audacity of such conduct, steed about within bearing, and began making t bonniest remarks en her proceedings. When shu had quite flnUhcd her dinner, and he came te remove the dishes, tbe actress w rete a few w erds upon ene of be.' cards, und, handing It te him wlthusveetsmllo,shesald: "Here is my card; if you hand It in nt the Opera heuse te-morrow evening you w ill be provided n ith n stall I regret exceedingly that it is net In my power te offer you a box it U such a treat te meet w 1th a ;olIte rail way servant!" The names of the stations nre hidden. I)u net hope that the conductor will tlear up the mystery. The train had just stepped a few leagues from nichtueud ene day. "What station U tblsl" asked traveler, addi cssing tbe conductor. Till.) Individual simply shrugged liU shotil shetil "ilCrTaTiiTtilrned his bacE I happened te le cloce te hhn. "What Inquisitive rieople tbere me, te be sural" I mid te him. Te au irrltable iersen, the ludcncsaef the retlnny nnd hotel servants would be enough te spoil all thu pU-asure of u visit te America. Hut tbe Americans themselves nre gcxd tem tem iered and pay no attention te these tilings. Iknowcemo who even get n certain amount of amusement therefiem. The negre who makes your lied U moie jtollte; but his politeness is net disinterested. A few moments before the arrival of tbe train nt your destination, he brushes you down and ruxlves the Invariable 2.1 cents for his trouble. Tlicse negrees, indceudcntly of the salary juiiil them by tbe company they work for, make sometimes from f 10 te $13 a day In this wny, say from $'V00 te 1,000 a j car. Hew innny n whlte would turn black for lessl IU'tuinln;! te Jacksonville from St. Augus tine, I emitted te engage my pbce In a parlor car, and was obliged te find a sent In the or dinary cars. The evil was net great, seeing that the journey takes but fifty minutes. lletJilea the virler cars, the train comprised tbree cars, two of which were almost full I Installed myself In the third, which was empty. Up comes the conductor. "Ceuie out, jeu can't travel in that car," he said. "Why net!" 1 asked, "Itecause it is the colored oeilo's car." "Am I net as geed as they!" "I tell you you cau't tra el in this car." "I uin sorry, for ence, that I am uet col ored," Iseld te him; "It is much the cleanest of your carriages." I went te tbe end of the last cer, and found myself Just in front of ,the npple, banana, jtijube, cap and book stere. Frem my sent I was able te coutcmplate the wondrous activity of the commercial geutlcmau nt the bend of tills department. During the whele fifty minutes' ride he kept up nn unceasing going audcemhig. When his last tour of the train lied been made, be put by" nil the mcrchandtse which he had net sold, took off hi uniform, put en a black coat and hat, and fastened Inte his cravat u huge diamond pin. I looked en at the rapid metamorphosis with great Interest. When hi toilet was completed, be turned round, and, seeing that I was looking at him, be threw me a patronizing glance, eyeing me from head te feet. I thought he was about te say: 'What is It you want!" "Well, business is looking up, ehf I haz haz trded. "Mind your own d business," he re plied, nnd, turning en hUhucls, he departed. CHAPTEn XXXVII. Jonathan's servants all appear te me te be roduced duchesses and noblemen In livery. When you speak te a man servant, before aatweiBH yoe e tcaat yea from htadts feet and teems te say: "Who may you bet Oe careful hew you talk te ma We are a free nation, sir all equal here, and I am at geed a you." And you feel Inclined te say le him: "I congraluBite you, young man, upon liv ing In a free country; but ttnee we are all equals here, and 1 am civil te you, why ea cat lb cannot you be civil te mel" Tbe fdlew is lacking in logic. The manner of the mild servant is differ ent; the wean a leek of contempt and pro found dbgust; she teems te say with a sigh: "Hew can men be such brutes at te allow women te work I What detplcoble creature they are, te be sural" Te get an Idea of the prodigious labor un dertaken by an American servant girl, ene lias but te tee her at work doing a room, feather broom in band. A day or two after this remarkable man ner of dusting had attracted my attention, I came across tbe following in Puck: Sarah Is doing the drawing room. Enters the mistress of the beuse, evidently fearing te be choked by tbe cloud of dust that fills the room. "Sarah, what are you doing P "I'm dustin' the room." "I sue. When yeu've finished, plcase te undust It" Servants' wages range from (300 te 1500 a year I mean, of course, in geed ordinary houses, and net In millionaire's mansions. Mr. C. Vanderbilt payt bis chief cook ten thousand dollars. I write the sum in letters that the reader may net exclaim: "Surely tbere Is a misprint here; the printer has put ene neught tee many." In splte of the enormously high wages they pay, the Americans have se much treuble in getting geed servants, that numbers of them are, se te speak, driven from their homes and obliged te take rcf uge in hotel and apart ment houses. Negro enes nre the only ones at all deferen tial in manner, or who have a unlle en their faces from time te time; but many poeplo liave nn objection te them, mid charge them 'vith serious faults, such as finding things which are net lest, and breaking the monot ony of life by dressing up In their employers' raiment when occasion offers. An American of my acquaintance, upon going te his room ene evening te dress for a dinner iwrty, found his dre.9 coat and waist coat missing from the wardrobe. Guessing their whereabouts, he went upstnira, nud there, in his negre bullcr'a room, were the missing garments. He rang for the culprit "Pempey," he said, "I have found my dress clothes In your room. What Is the meaning of ltP "I forget te put dam back, sab." "Yeu have had them en, you rascal." "Yes, sali." "Hew dore you w car my clethcsP "Plcase, massa, I get married yesterday," and the breed black face of Pempey was lit up with a rather sheepish looking grin. All the caricatures of the comle papers are outdeno by realities in America. 1 knew a lady who, losing her patlonce with her housemaid ene day, said te her: "1 expect my servants te de se and se." "Your whatP cried the indignant damsel. "I'll just tell you what I think of you. Yeu ain't no lady, that's certain." Here are two advertisements which I ex tract from an Indianapolis paper: "Situation as dish washer required by a lady. Apply Sentinel office" "A lady (white) undertakes washing at' home," (Address fellows.) , Democracy can no further go. "I take euro nevcr te part en bed terms with my servants when they lea ve tne." This was said te me ene day by a clever Bosteu! lady, who, te my thinking, lacks sufficient! admiration for the democratic institutions of AiiWleu. 1 guusscd that she intended a covert satlre' en tbe greatest republic in the world. j "Why!" I demanded. "Itecause, when ene of thoseglrl leaves me, it Is qulte within the range of possibility that t he will marry scme western ranchman, and ene day, when her husband becomes a leu ter, she may be useful te me otWesWngton." (Conclutlen next Saturday,) The Chamber of Torture Is the apartment te which the unhappy suf ferer from Inflammatory rheumatism Is con fined. If, ere the crisis of pain it reached, that flne preventive, Hostetter's Btemach Hitters, Is used by persons of a rhcumatla tendency, much unnecessary suffering la avoided. Nervines, anodynes and sedatives, w hlle liavlnc none but a specific effect, are i et very desirable at times. Vet can they preduce no laitliiR effect upon rhfum&tlsm. because they have tie power te eliminate from ttie bleed the rheumatic vims. Hostetter's Htom Htem acli Hitters does this, ami checks at the outset n disease w hlch. K allowed te cam licedway.lt ts next te Impossible te dls!edi:e or te tin mero -than relieve. ltheumatlim, it should be-Te--intiiibcred, is a disease with a fatal tendency from Its prencness te attack the heart. A resort te the Hitters should, therefore, be prompt. Dyspepsia, kidney complaint, laa lurla and nervousness arc relieved by IU Kapinra ear guaranteed by Or. J. JJ. Mayer, B31 Arch street, Philadelphia, Kate at once, no operation or delay from business, attested by thousands of cures after ethers fall, advice tree, send for circular. marte-lydaw K" OKO BOAP. Koke Seap. IT WILL fLOAT. IT WILL FLOAT. PIUK, UNirOKMand DUUAllLC In qual ity, economical In use. A vegetable oil soap ler the LAUNDUr, TOILET and HATH. Adapted te general household use, or In MILL, MINK or HHOf. It your grocer does net keep it, send us Scents for postage, and wewUlmallr.raket'UKE. Address, H. & Q. A. ROBVflR, nev27-lyTll,Tb,S CINCINNATI, O- TAH. O. Me LANE'S CKLKDIIATJCD Vermifuge, for Worms. MOTUE113 HEAU. Andrew Downing;, of Cranliure township Venango county, gave his child one teaspoon tel or the genuine ir. C. Mel.ane's Coiebrutea Vermifuge, and she passed 177 worms. Neil mernlag in repetition et the dose the passed 113 mero. Jeseph C. Allen, of Anibey, gave a dese of the genulne Ur. e. McL&ne's Celebrated Ver ultnge te a child et six years old, and It bieughtaway 83 worms. Ue seen alter gavn another dese te the same child, which brought away te mere, making 133 worms In about 11 hours. Mrs. Qulttby, Ne. 18-2 Ktiez street. New Yerk, wrltes us that she had a child which had been unwell ler better than two months, ehe pro cured a bettle of the genulne Ur. c. Mc Lane's Vorulfuge and adnuelstered It. The child passed a large quantity of worms, and In a lew days was as hearty as ever it had been, l'arenta with such tendency before them should net hesitate when there Is any reason te suspect worms, and lese no time In admin lstunng the genuine. Dr. C. MeLune's Vcrml luge. It never falls aud Is perfectly safe. Thlslstoeertlfy that I was troubled with a tape worm for mero than six Months. 1 tried all the known remedies ler this terrible aftllc aftllc Den, but without being able te destroy It. 1 tel a bettle et the genulne Ur, U. UeLane's Vermifuge, prepared; by riemlng Bres , ruts burg, l'a, which l took according te aire o e o Uens : and the result was 1 discharged oae large tapeworm, measurlng mere than a yard, beniaes a number of small ones. MU3. M. ECUTT. l'rlce a cents a bottle. Insist en having the genuine. (t) OPAU T UMHKH AND COAU J-J TOHACCO 8UOOK8 AND CASKS. WKSTKltN llAUD SWUOD8. Wboletale and KeUll, at II. 11. M ABT1N A CO, 134 Water street, Lancaster, fa. nS-lyd pillMUAMDrtKK'b UOMPAHX. ' COAL DEALERS. Omet: Ne. is north QaeenStreat, had Ne, Mi North nince rtreeu Tainoi-Nerth ranee street, BeutteMimg Depot, a Utta LAXOAJITUt, A QUKKS KBBUMATlHtf. Rheumatism Anetrewg te teetmt lareettiMieM M wi by exetM of taetJe eeie Ms tba MaatVTMt atl kt the abre llsnit, f ttHrty tm Mt )etaie,aaeaeHtheleal aatwiMetMHMtjf the tHate, peine til aehttlatkebttekaM tbew-Mera, and tatlte Jotate a the tateee- BVtttlfl p Mfts wlWIt YB0fMtWBtaW Oi (peMptV hare lew ta BeetPe efeaiertna a leslHTt aaa penaaaeat eare far iheataattaav Vats ticlBt,trytuparijytetaa4Tltelltlegettea neatrallsMtheaeMltyef the Meetlaaa alee bauae ap ae etreagtheaa the whose bear Hoed'ti sftwpfintt " 1 wet laid ap ter tig tea tee with rleaaia tltm,aasae4taaayktaae et ameeMetae wttt catejeearteaittuieaaef sy neighbor tela ttetotakeHeod'taanaperUl. When I hvd niealiaU a bottle X felt better, aa after taking- two bottle IihiaklwwaaUreljrearea, at t hare net haft aa attach of rheaatetltai ilnee." Knaatra H. Dtxesr, JtOMTlUe, Itatea itiana, ar, t. wttrat jwlatJeUStnaBtBa, "I had attaeki M rheaataUna whteh In creased la lerarity. X took three bottle ei Heed' BartaparlUa and X eat pleated te tay the rheumatic palaa aeaeed, my appetite and digestion beeasae better, aad my general health greatly improved. X am aTntiy aea vinced that noed't ariaparUla eared ate, at I bare felt no reoarreaeof this blood'dls bleod'dls bloed'dls ette." " WaBcoew.'Geaefa, fOr. Hoed'i vrsftpaMillft Beld by all druggltte. i ttx for at. rreparea only by O. X. HOOD OO Lewell, Mat. 100 DOM Om Doltar. IU . YKR'S HABSAI'ARILLA, THE OLD DOCTOR Drew bleed, modern doctor clean it s hence tbe Increased demand for AlteratlTO. It It new well known that meat diseases are due, cot te erer-abandanee, but te Impurity of the llloed i and It Is equally well attested that no bleed medicine tt te efficacious as Ayer't Bar tspitrllla. " One nt my children had a large sere brexk ent en tbe lea;. We applied simple remedies, for a while, thinking the tore would shortly heal. Jlutlt grew worse. We sought medletl rflvlce, and were told that an alterative moll, clne was necessary. Ayer't Bartaparllla being Recommended above all othere, we nsed It with marvelous results. Tbe sere healed and health and Mrenvth readily returned." J. J. Armstrong VTelmer, Texas. ' 1 find Ayer't Bartaparllla te be an admira ble remedy for the cure of bleed diseases. 1 prescribe It, andlt doe the work every time." -K. L. rater, M. V., Manhattan, Kansas. ' We have told Ayer' Bartaparllla here for ever thirty years, and always recommend I' whan asked te name the beat bleed-purifier." w. T. MoLeon, Druggist, Augusta, Ohie. " Ayer's medicine continue te be the stand srd remedies In splte et all competition." t. W. Kichinend, Uear Lake, Mich. Ayer's Sarsaparilla. raarauDBT Dr. J. O. Ayer et Oe., Lewell, Maw, Price n i six bottles, te. Werth as a botUe. febstell s, as, BWirra BPKCiric cured me of malignant Bleed Folaen after I had beea treated In vain with old se-called remedies et Mercury ana Potash. S. S. 8. net only cured the Bleed Pot Pet ion, bat relieved the Khenmatlsm which was caused by the poisonous minerals. UKO. BOVKLL, SI21 2d Avenue, K. T. Bcrefula developed en my daughter swell ing and lumps en her neck, t We gave her 'Wirr'SHPKuirie.andihe result was won wen derf ul and the cum prompt. a. A. dkaumend, Cleveland, Tenni BWirT'3 si'KOiric It entirely a vegetable remedy, and U the only remedy which psr manently cares Scrofula, llloed uumers, 0n ter and Contagious llloed I'olten. Bend for books en HloeO and Bkln Disease, roatled free. THK 8 WiKT 8P3C1FIC CO JanlO-Tu,Th,8 Drawer 3, Atlanta, Oa. D H. SOUKNCK'H MEDIU1NE& DR. SOHENO&'S SEAWEED TONIC Has noequal in nature as a toning and pntl tying agent- BECAUSE It helps the work of the Mandrake rills, sustains systems weakened by dlieose, Preserves the tone of stomach, liver and b)w- els, 1'urltles and enriches the bleed, Vncoarages appetlte andhelps nutrition, liracns the organs till they act naturally, .llullds und strengthens the whele man. De net fall te tend for Dr. Sehenck's new and adinlrable treatise en the Lungs, the Liver, and the stomach, with their diseases and euro. It abounds In excellent Informa tion, and will i;ve you Ideas about theso vital organs and thu laws of health you never hid belere. Sent free. Dr. a?chenck's Medicines. PULMONIC BYUUP, BKAWKKD TONIC, MANDBAKK PILLS PUIiKLY VKUKTAULE, A re for sale by Druggists. Full printed direc tions with each package. Address all commu nications te Dr. i, li. Schenck A Ben, Phila delphia, Pa. inayn-lydAw pyUMPILRKYB' BPEOIFICH. HUMPHREYS' DR.lIUMnrRETa' Braeinc are sclent! Deal I y and carefully prepared prescriptions t used for many years In private praotlee with sue cess, and for ever thirty years used by tue people Kvery single Hpecinc Is a special cure icr the disease named. These Specifics euro without druggln?, purging or reducing the system, und are In net and deed tbe Sevxnxuin Mmsdikevtus World. List or Principal Nes. Cures. Prlca. 1. rxvxas, Congestion, Inflammation! 'X i. WORice. Werm Fover, worm Celic 'a 8. Cbvims Colie. or Teething et Infant.. ..'A I. Diaaxnoia.ef Children or AdnlU .."2A 5. Dtsmtsbt, Urtplng, Bilious Celic 75 6. CneLKSA M eases. Vomiting Vi 7. Coue us. Colds, Ilrenchltls ........a h. NacBALaia, Toothache, Faoeache ii 9. llxanaeHa, siek Ileadache. Vertigo 10. 1)vhitsia. Bilious Btemach Vt 11. Surraassaoer PaimfulPbrieds... 'a 12. Wurras, tee Profuse Periods & l Cseur, Cough, Dlincult Breathing tb 11, Salt Uhmum, Kryslpelaa, Kruptlens. .,..,. 15. UiisuUATian, ItheumaUc Pains 7A it. ravaaAMD Aeea. Chills. Malaria ei 17. PiLs, Blind or Bleeding N 19. Catakkb, influents. Celd In the Uead....5) ae. WuoeritioCocaH, Violent Coughs w 2. ebnbrai. DBBiLirr, Physical Weakness. .53 27. KlDNKT DlBBASB.... 60 23. Nbrvecs IUbilitv 1 0) . U BINARY WBABHBBS, Wetting Bed 5) Ti- Disbasbs or tub IIbabt. Palpitation. ...110) Beld by druggists, or aunt postpaid en re ceipt el price. Dr. iliTMriiBBYS' Mahcal, (ill pages) richly bound In cloth and :geld, mailed ilte. UUUPUUKXS'MKDICINK UOlVOVul. UnSUHiY. SPBOIPIOS. Tn,Th,8w(t) 1 ' " - i -i uyawAZ.. . riUEAT REDUOTION in AUTOHARPS. Three Bar..., 13 oe reur Bar 13 M rive Bar tiw Anylafly canleirn te play a tune In flftfen minute. Drep In the stere and take a leek at them. Te AMATKUU3 and PEOFKSSIONALR : We have at present the finest stock of UAH MONICAS ever seen In Lancaster and at sur prisingly low prices. Ilavu several Second-Hand Pianos and Organs In Perfect Condition, which we will fell at Bargain Prices. Pianos, organs, Sheet Music and Muilcat Mdpe. In gunerat-In tact everything portaln pertaln lug te a nrst'Clatt musle house, AT Kirk Jehnsen & Ce., 24 WBBT KING STREET, LAMCABTKU, PA P. B. Piane and rurntture llevixJ. Get a copy of Fred. T. Baker's New Waltz, H The Devetlleturn." nS4-lydAw trrujuirjirg. TUXHKH B. KATJIf"MAN, ATTOUSMY-AT-LAW, tecead Fleer Bahlemaa Law Bttliaing. Me. tl Menhvake street. aa-lyMw ijiigtiiv.;;ir:::ri. Xfapv'; f.,u4tv55!if'c r h .IHBB r rr i r n-- ur an ei(, L,M, ir VAMlIiY IMOU) rjm OASBSAatB'a MILD attaittts Br a a ilj i . X ' aaiatsBB T IWatnaBaSBBBaar JVW taVeMMhtBtaiBB atsBaa . bbbb taaft a tsxpsBBBj BssBsye ttTTW fal MMOMl STrfaM MOtS A OtSM&T "BMVettatatMM,..AMlSSS m ItntaH VlUUls WaatV WItUTi .. ... talwaHIUatia tuacatieet, eaaaTVCHW WWirfm JflOM UKAVK Canned Goods. -W. 1. HEIST & CO, 0er.littlii.Mi8tnite, BAKBftt COM, tee rKK OAK. FLOUR I FLOUR! Keltt A Ce.' Keeaemr at tee per quarter, orjeeper U quarter merit theatteaUeail! ,?OB1OB,,C hetittheeper. Better Brada la wonea tomejrow will be tte Ust dsy our Beat Belting rewder will be given away 'fm, W7 A. Reist ft Ce., GROOIM. tW'Telepheae, JfPSTBKBOliP. We fftfeToe MaDjGtened Goods And te meve tome of Ihem mere rapidly, offer you " " FELL'S COKN , At a Bpeelai Price-Four Cant for sse. Thi I net soaked corn, bnt froth packed out et the neld, and every can guaranteed. fKLL'H TOMATOKB, Quart cana-three cans for 58c. Thl la lower than thev ought te be told, bnt we are bound te turn them. BURSK'S! NO. 17 BAST KING STBB1T, LAMCABTKU, PA. BARGAINS 1-OH DAYS! THE NEXT SIX REIST ON HIB DIGNITY i Big Bargains Fer the Next Six Days! tl gallon Best Headlight OU (Water Whits) ler 11. ispeendt of Layer Ondara Balslnt (Stemleti) ler tl. 25 pound of Boiled Avena ler tl. IS pound of Ulce for II. 82 pounds et Best Laundry Starch for II: 11 pounds of rine Mixed Candy for 1, 28 pounds of ltlee for II. tl pounds of Best Laundry Starch for II. 11 pounds et Fine Mixed Candy for L is pounds of Kxtra Large Fine a um Dreps for 1. 17 pound of Fresh Tea Cracker (J ust reeelved) for u. U pounds of Dried evaporated Cern for L 8 packs of Cox's Gelatine for II. 3 pound of Baker' Chocolate forth 17 pack of Niagara Cornstarch for 11. 10 Geed Breems for L 16 pound " Best " Mincemeat f or tl. TAR SOAP I The King of all Tar Bcaps 1 Makes goea Isther, heals the sktn. Made et Pnre Vogett Vegett Me Oils, centalnlag T2H per cent Glycerine snd Vaseline. Used by all Mechanic, Kngl neers. Firemen, Feundrymen, Printers, Pain ters, Farmers, and all desiring a Healthy Seap. Nothing better In the world ler Chapped or Brnlsed Hands. J. FRAM REIST, WHOLKSALK AND BKTAIL GBOCKH, NarthMil Carner West KIb aad Prlaet Street!, X.ANCABTKB PA. jar-Telephone and Free Delivery. WINM8 AUD L1QVOHB. at Mji w-FsitjwviMaBtj3Cjiiw'wfcj' UR OWN BRAND. SPECIAL; Wh'Sfi1 ''OUR OWN BRAND" FOB BALK BY H. E. SLAYMAKER,1 Ne. 20 East Kins Btreet, LANCABTKK.PA. NOTIOK TO TRBSPASSKK8 AND UUNNKKl. all persons are hereby for bidden te trespass en any of the lands of the Cornwall and speedwell estates In Lebanon or Lancaster counties, whether Inclesed or unln. dosed, either icr the purpose of sheeting or Ashing, as the law will be rigidly enforced against all trespassing en said lindsef the un dersigned attr this notice ' WM. COLKMAN FUEKMAN, K.PKKCY ihUIN, KDW.CFBKKMAN, Attorney! for K. W, Celeman's Dcln, Dw-Drej Caneed Cera, TessvUee, aeaaa. fea. Pe'eaes. Aatleete, Seitaea, Loaeteranl aoeetaah. Kethlas; better in Ite market: LeokteeowrejpTayinwindew7 """ O fSS?rl bbbPbbI Kjgsal gSBV B f 1 mi m m rfanaBBV ,-B L- 1V, 'V1" f .- t InrA'a. t- M J1-. -, Wf.J- """ -........ aussgattaet, Assaiv"- AXtiXdlATJIJC!IADXtt. ffLtyaKLaMLM,-rt'". &ffittW2Si-l.-' . J?"" UIAV QWAWtTTxiaar. iStv. " M a,aa4aart IfBTt9.,aaa,aaUta. reYlAhatMrnatlMMdletpaa, LBATS SIRa XKWrr tfnatT.) fM BJaaadlamtw vaaask m lei .. ta a. ,' 2aaR'TluM "Jtatn.SAitViu 'utATBFaUireaSTaUn (Uatlttar.) ForLebaaea.at707am.lttaaaiBlpm. poreuuryvUiAAntoam7atMda. TBAIMB LBATK LKBAKOK. Ver Lancaster at T.lt a at, list aad 7.18 p m. Fer (juarryvllle at 7.U am aa uV ik&TM nm. 'BOWDATTKAXHB. TBAIMB LKAVK BK ADIKQ. Jer Lancaster at 7.SB a m aad S.M p m. Fer Quarryvllle at A10 p m. TBAIMB LKAVK QDAKKTVILLK . Z0T Aneatter, Lebanon and Beading at 7.10 am. TBAMB LKAVK KING ST. (Laneatter.) Fer Beading aad Lebanon at Wa m and a at Fer Quarryvllle at B JO p m. TBAIMB LBAVK PBINCB BT. (Lncatr.) ' Beadlag and Lebanon at 8.Uamaa cetpm. Fer QnarryvUle at B.M p m. TBAIMB LKAVK LEBtMOlf. ?r Lancaster at 7.66 a m and Aet p m. Fer Quarryvllle at .Up ra. " ..?r,con,IUen.0010Bl,,ta. htarlettanno htarlettanne htarlettanno Uen, Incaster Junction, Manhelm, Beading and Lebanon, see time table at all stations. A. M. WILSON Superintendent, PKNNBYLiV AN1A RAILROAD BCHBDDLB-ln effect from Nev. w, Tratni uava LABexarn aad leave aafl ar rive at Philadelphia a follew: i wm WK8TWABD. faciae Kzpreett new zpreasf ...... Way Paengert Mafl train vtaMUJeyl MafMaiiTratnt..... Philadelphia. Laaeaater uip.m, t:a.m. J0a. m. 9m iraam, &Ba.av J0a.m. t-.ua. at l-Jta. m M0a..m. IfllE fctep.m. 8:10 p.m. p.m. Bd0p.m 7:0B.m. 7A1 Bu BL via Cel nm Ma ""WW m&prae..... 7:wa m. via Columbia sanever Aocem Fait Unef Frederick Accem... Lan caster Accem... HarrUburg Aoeom.. (Inltimtlta. AflAntn .. lissua. m. via Columbia via at. Jey Kie p.m. 1:40 p.m. B-.aep.xa. t:p.a, Xieave Lancaster. taa, e.-ea. m. B:iea- m. 55 m. 90 a. m. U je a. m. lMp,m. asp. m. c-eap.m. :p.m. 8:45 p. m. Harrlsburg Kxpreat. Weetem jExpreetr... 111:10 p. tn. XABTWABD. rhUa. KxnreMt..... Fat Line.. ,. UarrUberg Bxprea lunn Phil. taVa. a. KtBa. . tee a, m. via hit Jey liitsa.. Columbia Accem.... atianue express!.., Seashore Bxpres.... Philadelphia Accem, Innday ftalL. ...., Day Kxpresst Marrlsbnnr Aoeom.. 19P.B. t-.up.rn fMMp.m. feUaas 60 p. na. fcatp.m. ITbe only trains which ran dally. On snnday;the Mall train watt ran by wa 01 Columbia. J. H. WOOD, General Passenger Agent. CliAS. K. PUGU. General Manager. TMVNKB CTrUOLKHALK REDUOTION. CHAS. E. HABERBOSH, (Sacctsser le HI. Mtrbash i Set.) Wholesale Seduction. Te enable u te lnakoreom foreurnew goods we are offering special Bargains In FUR ROBES, PLUHULAPROBEH, HLE1QH BELLH, rUR OLOVEd, In fact, our Kntlre Winter Bleck. IiiDIKS' F00KGTB00K8, UARD OA8KB, PUR tCB AND BELTS AT COST. Ne trouble le the w enr goods at Chas, E. Eaberbush's 8 ADDLE, HARNESS; AMD- TRUNK STORE Ne. 30 Centre Square, LANCABTKK. PA. 4VB!gn of the Q olden Heme Ueads.ta MAOHINBRY. s TEAM. STEAM Knglnet, ltellcrs. Pipe, Valve and Fitting i Atbestesnndltubber Volve and Bed Packing, Asbestos and Bubber Sheet and MUl-Beard Packing. VULOABESTON a toot and Bed Packings. The Pratt A Cady Asbestos Packed ceckBand Asbestos Benowa. bio Dlse Ulobe and Angle Valves. Steam user can save money by buying their supplies from us. 'ihe Largest assortment, the lirst Goods and the Lewest Prices. A full line of Machine. Cap and Pet Screw. Kew and Secend-llaud Bnglnes and UeUers en hand;andlurnlsbed promptly. LIGHT OABTINQB. By special arrangements we are able toTfur teTfur nlsh Light Urey Iren Casting of Superior Quality and Finish at Lew Natts, In Qnantl. tie. Alte, Brass castings of every deecrlp deecrlp Uen. Geed Werk, Boasenablo Charges, Prompt ness. Central Machine Works 144 A 136 NORTH CHRISTIAN ST., LAaeAma, Pa. :lecJUJ MQVBMSMM1BMW9 tJOQXIa. rkMU AND KKB -TUB- ROCHESTER LAMP sutycandie-Ligkti Beau them au. AnouerLetol CHBAP OLOBK8 ter uas an Otiatevea. THB PSRFaOTIOM1' MBTAL MOULDIMW BDBBBK OVSHIO WEATHER STFUP Beau them aiLnnhi (trip ent wean all ether, Keep out the cold, step ratutati of window. Mxclade the dust. Keep out Ww and rain. AayeB can apply it no waste ar din made ta applying it. Can be fltted anywhere no baa ue siwa aorwixeru-uu dv for tue. it will net split. hole te bore, ready for use. it will net split, warp or shrink a eoahlen strip tt the icesl perfect. At the Steve, Heater ine I'snv Jehn P. Sehanm & Sen 24 SOUTH UU11N M LAMOABXtUUrA. r- aatlliBaa, rtCJtS: .'"'W.eUJSaffJ " --- --w tww tataa ewaaaa -- WMfMwS5T I -r-irr aj4SRL: A.tg, r.at, ..aua.a r.e, afvssH.,,.. ejtji HWmmum H.M amat $M JgETP-M....;,; ijm tjLBg OKm 4M WgBEm'H......tiM LM UMM EgfiJX"" LM tJtJajT Ml mfmWlHtttUt9L SM MtjaJi lat itJSSf tat r. .(, rat. 1C3' m wa iSnja mm BtaaaM..,..,..M ttf g. Bg fWS am taaaaa.,,. ,,,.., ta A aBlfi '......, wWf a tSJBBJLfB a. tLiamai aja ; ii RV?.I.NAftS2LU,BlA IMTWICW, -ff i -' -... --' 4A J v- 'H-j.-t.'rf -'K .C1-, v