SwTipjf v ' .i'W9,9jj vs", , TWTT r -.i?5S,KCJI WV4 -.'- v- r ' " 4 u- pf si .. vs : i'i J ri fT T " V -C I -j .. ; -.:.. c. THE IiANOABTER DAILY INTELLIGENCE!., SATURDAY, AUGUST 21, 1886. H 'itJff .n $m mpv-? f-wn?igRfg --v mi?j SUj 2!1 . WIMSfa Mw 2fV S A & L ;V lf MS 1 a ft it ,v 'til hJ a : trS zyif urn b ?Z3i i ! && biv WW 5-W& .WT LX :-ft. S5- . t.j'," J.W.S. Iff siSwSs,' mm .pij ja bbIbbk Hswf s$f"9$kVy SATURDAY NIGHT. ykul wm TMmiAt. PerviMBiti or tha r 7. ee mtm rat9B- h Waff M4 Haw On ra Welcome It Warmly-Th TWM Way WW ash, BMW " 0r In Which iWf MM Era of Bandar. i-f If for assf! hare one unrivalled lecallnal!. M'&ttMNMt helps te make lire cheerful, and ' fctxafownMdewteaU that any attempt te -- it ennlit nrntnivi ft revolution. - SU 'j We allude te Saturday night "When our . h.a..b asi KMa v,,n nan. btiii ft 4 L tomwded with Jelly throne. When our , Aiaeefle, urerri with the tell of week and we ij-y'" a city et toller-loek forward te a pleas- ,-;- i Mil BTeninn ana a any ui iwv , tu uiui iuu ;'v. !.. II will nntlm mvnaunln rise earlf. ad man; pleasant hours that may be passed a a free fancy cheeses. The pleasure Is largely In anticipation, but la net the less real en that account, and the duties and anxieties of the ever-present to morrow seem te te pushed se tar Inte the fntura by the Intervention et Sunday, that the lead or care 1 taken from the shoulders of the many that carry one tee heavy for them : " Te-day Is ours, e have It here. 1t' banish Im.lness, b&nl.n sorrow ; Te the (i e. belongs te-morrow." And this suggests at once the antiquity of Haturdsy night's geed cheer, and the various dinerent ways or spending said Saturday night. There is an old song that runs, " In the (reed old colony days, When we llml under tiie King Wouncdterettlgbt Kvcry Baturday nlsnt A'penrtng ilewn gin sling." And there still be sad dogs among us who perpetuate the customs of the geed old colony days. The writer hastens te assure the reader, gentle or gentleman, that he Is net a sad deg. J-'ar Irem It; he Is a Jelly deg, a model of pro priety In everyway; and he passers his Satur day ulgliUt counting the fractional currency that he has coined by sweat of brew, and rellrcllng upon the grave problems et life. We don't Knew where ours will be our grave but we strongly suspect we won't have any. Mrs, Us Is very proud of us, and we believe that our cremated remains will ermment the mantlepiece after our decease. However this don't bother us. It only serves te remind us of the philosophical reflection of a friend upon the commercial value of a man's decease. Our friend Smith was the fortunate owner of a house full of paintings, statuary and antique furniture, lie called them "ebjet d'art," but there should be a dash after tbat d. for there was nethine reallv nrettv In the whole collection, and he did net claim that there was. lie said that the collection was valuable because of Its historical associations, and he led me, with a country friend et mine, ever the house, pointing out the horrors and explaining the associations. This table belonged te Charles the Great of Hweden, that footstool te Charles the Beld, of Bnrgundy. My country friend had one that once belonged te Charles of 1'eque he said, with a smile, and 1 asked for some et the Beld Duke of Burgundy's wine ; where at our mutual friend was much disgusted and shewedl us a rag In a glass case, which he said was an old master, and invaluable. Then a Chinese nightmare with Its tall In its meutli. Ills greatest treasure was a violin " And In Its hollow chamber, thus 1 lif tanker from whose hands It came Hud written his uni1 ailed name," lilueeppe Uuaruerlus. "That man" said our host, ''was a famous pupil of Antenlus Stradlvarlus." " Let us hear you play it." It was played out. "The man who made that clock was a brother of the builder of the Strasburg clock. The sculptor of that glad later took the grande prU at the Paris Salen." " The furniture In the dining room came from a palace or Venice." and seen throughout the house. But In the hall there steed a hatrsck of the kind that were In fashion some few years age, and are Just coming In style again. I -tlieilgllt T geuJilaaeirfflartMg-.ypjffgyftaf and Bnrveyed It ; " what about this "7 I said. He sclemly Hashed the whites of his eyes up in me, and pointing, said Impressively: "The man who made that Is dead"! THK CLOSING TIME. My friends and I walked down the street In silence. It was Saturday night and crowds of cheerful peeple humed past us, homeward bound, for it was closing time and the tired clerks and salesmen appreciated the fact. Twe rough and manly young fellows were Blaming the front shutters or a bard ware store, and their neat and careful dress proclaimed that they, at least, had their plans ler Saturday night well laid. Back in the efllce the gray-haired clerk, with Bheulders bent by a life-long struggle with figures, finds the thirty-seven cent error needed te make his ledger balance. With a glance at the clock, along drawn sigh and stretch, he says te the young clerk near him, "Bebble, lets call it a day" and with that Blips down from his tall eUlce tool, pulls felthat ever his level brews te sbetd his tired eyes from the bright electric light, and trudges homeward. Thousands of ethers are trudging home ward under the glaring lights at the corners, and the softer, purer light of the moon in the intervening squares ; threugb shady streets and billy Btreets, past crowds of people seated en their doorsteps enjoying the glorious summer night And, as they tramp along, their minds are cleared of cares, as the sky is clear et clouds by winds that blew from calmer depths of air. Te citizens who are employed in mills and factories, Saturday night is like the sunset that fellows a blazing summer afternoon, when intolerable heat and glare give place te cooler twilight, and a sky aglow with pleas ant color. But there are two kinds of Saturday nights for many of them, and they alternate through out the year with soma Pay-days come weekly, fortnightly and monthly; "and thereby hangs a tale." Many an iron worker and mill hand gathers his hard-earned wages in his hardened hand and breaks ler the nearest saloon. On Monday morning lie wants te borrow a dollar ler a pair of shoes, and his " bearding missus " is lucky If Bhe has managed te secure her bill. Happily, in our town these devotees of Baechus are net very numerous, and our la la beringmen and women, as a class, go te their homes en Saturday night as steadily and cheerfully, as tired and heperul, as any ether workers in our city. Many or our business men devete their Saturday nights te a summary or their busi busi neus for the week, and a settling or their per sonal accounts j but we think that It is mere generally devoted te the famUy and Beclal pleasures that are then most enjoyable, be cause new questions te be settled en the mor mer mor rew are net constantly before the mind. NOME SACIE ADVICE. This night, or all ethers, Is the best rer long expeditions Inte the country by moon and star light, aud we speak from painful per sonal experience when we urge all these who contemplate long Jaunts in the saddle, and are net accustomed te a constant Indulgence in this most glorious exercise, te chose Sat urday nlgit for the rrelic. Yeu may or may net be sere the next day, for that will depend upon the gait of your horse, the length or your ride and your skill as a rider, but in ny event you will welcome Sunday as day et rest, and can take your meals from the mantlepiece at leisure. Seriously, a het patn Immediately upon dismounting, la the best preventive ei soreness. ti,trI!PiU,ual1 Ple"unM and pastimes SSMY? Phyafcal strain, and is com cem seaded te the young men who walk anint Urns te points or interest; and neeM the surrounding country . te the bteycler sad trleycler a 'cycling, anil te the gay yetuur nan i in clrcua ; cTotUes who brandishes te deadly base ball bat or fleurUheT thTpeaoe thTpeaee fut tennis racket lww On Saturday eveniner tha rut. ... ..i. -. SppaUevwf frm m Uv Yr0m out " Mrrns xve evens. And yet there are many sembre myths and legends about this cheerful Saturday night ! the very early days of Greece, before the ttaes of Dercules, revolting human sacrifices were made te Saturn. m!5!'? $ 47 or ill omen te the rulers 1 fIftV Wen (1rfcjuu4 k - . a ' JM as the Parliament waa t&kincr le aaierce episcopacy ea the pet? iMtte people homeward bound are i sernsea. of tiu vi .7ZZ.r!r raudu L TT- .'?"':"' eribetrcmttie wHJrT Uie Mnw from a circus with n friend who believed most firmly In Spiritualism and quite as firmly In Shakespeare. It was after twelve o'clock, and we had ten commenting play fully en Uie wickedness et enjoying a circus en Sunday. As we passed the Lancaster cemetery, where, in deep shadow and pale moonlight, the clustered groups of tombs and headstenes seemed mere llkeamartialed army or the dead than the cold symbols et them ; I asked whether the spirits walked the earth only alter midnight and meeting my question In the same Joking spirit that prompted It, my friend replied: "Ne; S hosts are allowed te stay up all night, and ay, tee, If they please, ier all that I knew te the contrary ; but the ghmt of Hamlet's I iMitr doubtless disappeared belere dawn be- caii'h It was Sunday morning." "He left Horatio and the officers because oftliecrewlngoftho rock, but he left Ham let belere the cock had said anything." TUB I.DITOIUAI. WK. It may hate tcen observed that the writer has been worsted in a desperate struggle with the editorial we. He hopes thattbedls grace of this disaster may be lessened by a reference te the hopeless manner In which a mere famous kulght of the pen was defeated by this same enemy of Journalism. We nl nl lude te Captain Derby w be turned his defeat te Alctery In the following manner " Though blessed with a ceusumlnc appetite, which causes the keepers of the heue wbcrel beard te tremble,' 1 de net think I have a tapeworm : therefore 1 have a claim wnaieter te can uij-wii wis " "" y nn means tall Inte that odlterlal aburdlty." In these days, when the lllng germs el fevers, smallpox and cholera are sild te be pre ling nil eer the eartb, the editorial we may be excused en the presumption that the writer alludes te hluisctraml the germ, but It Is feared that this association would net add te the popularity of the writer. BANANA FARMS IN COUTA SIVA. A Land Where Fortune An Katlly SUde aud Where Snakee Fleurl.h. t tern the New Yerk Star. The cultivation of bananas in Cesta lltca began about six years age en the low lands, and new all the land along the line of rail road, ene mile wide, Is taken up by the ha nana farms h majority of which are owned bycltirens of the United SUten. Each farm U one mile square, the land having been pur chased for f 10a maazana about ene aero and a half of ear land measurement Tliere are new about l.Vl square tulles under preQUble cultivation It Is only necessary te cultivate the banana In Cesta Blca, te cut down the forest, and then the land Is ready te receive the seed. The plow and the harrow are unknown. The trees are allowed te lay where they fall. What Is called the banana sucker, a bulb re sembling an onion. Is planted about IS Inches deep, aud from 15 te IS feet apart In ameug the fallen trees. At the expiration or nine months the ba nana plant has reached a height of 15 feet, Bnd bears one bunch of fruit Fifteen or 20 of these plants or trees In various stages of development are seen at once sprouting from the same " sucker," bearing fruit succeasU ely tne year around Ter from 7 te 10 years from the first planting. Along the river banks, where the soil Is renewed, they bear 20 years from the first planting. When the bananas are ready te cut a far mer who cultivates a mlle square of land will take about -10 men, five of whom are regular cutters, and the ethers convey the bunches out te the cars In mule and ex carts as fast as they are cut. In a day and a half the crop Is harvested. The laborers are all Jamaica ne ne greestind natives, who receive L25 per day for thelr work. These negrees are almost all English subjects, and, like the negre of the Southern states, they always hae complaints te make. They call themselves " English objects," and If they Imagine themselves Im posed upon tney inreaien te go an- icu Kirs. Queen, an' she sen' her gunboat," al luding te Queen Victeria, whom they leek upon as the most powerful person In the world. When a ship comes Inte the harbor living the English llag, they Bay : " Dat's Mrs. Queen's ship ; she go an' tell semetln' te English councilman ; dat's whar Mrs. Queen sends dem fur." They work hard all day, drink rum and dance nearly all night, anu are reaay ier worn eariy in we uiurmun, as bright and apparently as well reaUtt'vcr ir ,'ur Jjsvr hmjc -.rcrrvi .vsjjajuuas are leaueu en the train they are taken te Fert Llmen, placed en a vessel and brought te New Yerk. The steamer Foxhall, named after the Amer ican horse, bnt flying theEngllsh Hag, owned by Mr. Keltb, of Brooklyn, carries 12,000 bunches of the fruit te New Orleans every fortnight He, all along the line of the read the succulent banana is making fortunes ter these who had the courage te tempt the cli mate. The snakes make a stranger feel rather un comfortable. They have a variety of them, and when the traveler reflects that the bite of almost every species is fatal he is quite likely te keep a watchful eye en his sur roundings. Quite a number of New Yerk people expect te go te Cesta Rica during the coming fall. m i Mr. Black at DU Own. Heme. Yerk Dispatch te the Times. Neighbor Tarquhar, employer of three hun dred hands in the manufacture of agricultural Implements in the borough, and Neighbor Small, the great commission merchant and shipewner, et Haltlmeie, both Yerk county Republicans, called and announced their de termination te support him. m III. Profanity Cost Illm SVI3. A farmer In the northern portion et Chea ter county was arrested for profanity. lie was charged with littering sixty oaths, which, at the law's price, 07 ceuta apiece, made the bill of One 113, which he was obliged te pay ever te the Justice of the peace. m m ItOCSKTO hOMK XOULE WORK. Weuld'st thou from sorrow And a sweet rella f T Or Is thy heart oppressed with woes untold ? Balm weuld'.t thou gather for corroding grief t Four blessings 'round thee like a shower of geld TIs nhenthe rose Is wrapt In many ti fold Clese te Its heart, the worm la siting Uicrs Its life nn d beauty ; net when all unrolled, Leaf after leaf. Its besom rich and fair, Ilreathes freely Its perfume throughout tha am bient air. Wake, thou that (deepest in enchanted bowers. Lest theie lest jears should haunt thee en the night When Death Is watting for thy;numbered hours, 10 take their awlft and everlasting flight ; Wuke, ere the earth born charm unnerve thee quite. And be thy thought te work divine addrcis'd i De something de It seen with all thy might; An angel's vt Ing would droop if long at rest. And Ged htmself, Inactive, were no longer blest Boine high or humble enterprise of geed Contemplate, till It shall possess thy mind, Become thy study, pastime, rest and feed, And kindle In thy heart a flame refined. 1'ruy heaven for firmness, thy -whole soul te bind Te this thy purpose-te begin, pursue, With thoughts all fixed and feelings purely kind i Strength te complete, and with delight review. And grace te give the praise where all Is ever due. Ne geed of worth sublime, will heaven permit Te light en man as from the passing air ; The lamp of genius, through thy nature lit, 11 net protected, pruned and fed with care, Soen dies, or runs te waste with fitful glare j And learning 1 a plant that spreads and tow. era, Blew as Columbia's alee, proudly rare, 'That 'mid gay thousands, with the suns and showers Of hall a century, grows alone before It flewers. Has Immortality of name been given Te them that Idly worship hills and groves. And burn sweet Incense te tbequeen of heaven T Did Newton learn from tancy as it roves Te measure worlds and fellow where each moves T Did Heward gain renown that shall net cease by wanderings wild that nature's pilgrim loves T Or did Paul gain Heaven's glory and Its peace By musing o'er the bright and tranquil Isles of Greece r Beware lest thou from sloth, that would appear But lowliness of mind, with Jey proclaim Tey want of worth, a charge thou ceuld'st net bear Frem ether lips, without a blush of shame, Or pride Indignant t then be thlne the blame, And make thyself of worth j and thus enlist The smiles of all the geed, the dear te fame. TIs Infamy te die and net be missed, Or let nil seen forget that thou didst e'er exist. Souse te tome work of high and holy love And thou an angel's happiness shad knew, Shalt bless the earth, whUe In the world above The geed begun by thee shall onward new Inmanyabraachlng stream, and wider grew I .iTasaeed that In these few and fleeting hears Thy Buds unsparing and nn wearied sew u Mail deck thy grave with amaranthine flowers. AM rI ta fruits dl Tins in heaven's launemi tnrs. jw mrir rtimw. DMHT. It isn't Shakespeare who sss fashion makps Feels of us Alt ; but It Is Just as true as It he did. What Is worse, lashlen some times makes cruel tyrants of us. Loek at the way it has de humanized theimuds of our most contle and tender-hearted ladles te such an oteut that they he cautd the cruel butchery of millions or the Innocent, harmless and beautiful birds of our land for the adornment of thelr hats and bonnet. When I think hew utterly repugnant te woman's nature and te all that H gentle and refined In her being tt must be te despoil our forests end fields or their sweet songsters and most lovely ornaments and ruthlessly te murder net only as many uirusascan ue shot and trapped, but heartlessly te cause the death by starvation of thousands of breeds of helpless young nestlings when 1 remember that this unnatural cruelty Is unhesitatingly Indulged In simply because fashion demands It it almost makes me shiver te think what might come hereafter. Who can tell w uat thecrary goddess may order net Nothing Is tee atrocious for her. What if she should decree It te be " in form," sy net season, for ladles te carry card caes inade of human skin, or te weir the scalps of their lecrs at their belts (literally), don't you suppose her ebirles would obey T Who would be secure of his skin from one day te the next What a ghastly bald appearance society would as sume 1 What Is te prevent such a hypothe sis from being realized ? We are absolutely at the mercy et fashion. Xer Is the fair sex any mere unreasonably and cruelly devoted te this whitnjlcwl tyrant than the sterner. Loek but at the present senseless, barbarous and ugly fashion of tor turing horses by the use of the check-rein ever the top of their necks It is ruining thousands et horses In our country, besides being an utterly useless and mast cruel fash fash Ien. It It keeps en much longer the proud and beautiful arched neck of the horse, which nature gae him for tcstbetic as well as useful purposes will be a thing of the past, and with it his tree and graceful gait In place of the traditional here w e will u.-n e a race of camel-ndoked animals with n still and awkward camel-like gnte. Yet I see men everywhere meekly bowing before this irrational lasnien, sacriucing tne neauty, comfort, and in se far the value of their finest horses te It It provokes me every time 1 see It The only consolation I can find anywhere and it is a far-fetched one, I confess when I centemplate the cruelty as well as felly of many of the demands of fashion, Is the fact that sometimes her freaks also are blunder ingly beneficent It has happened mere than ence within quite recent years, for In stance, that some peer tenth-rate writer has been suddenly elevated, It net te real and lasting fame, yet te some transitory semblance et It and what Is of equal material Import Impert 'ance, te comparative wealth, by literary fash ion in one of her insane freaks making his books wildly popular, " all the rage." He and his publishers at least are benefitted. even If literature suffers thereby ; while by the murder of the birds and the torture and deformlugef horses no one gets the slightest advantage of any kind. Sometimes it happens tee, that the aggre gate geed elTecU of a fashion se far overbal ance any Incidental evils that the total result maybe called wholly beneficial. Take for example the prevalent craze for " war arti cles" In our papers and magazines. I can well see that the best literature and pure lit erary taste has been harmed te some extent by the prominence and popularity given te men's writings who may Indeed have been mlghtv with the sword, but who are decid edly weak with the pen. Yet their warrior fame has given them a certain pseudo-literary -' " -rf .. WU..M1.-., i i ana in be iar uas Berveu out te viuate anu de iX& urade real llteratiirejcdXhfl.nnDUla-AUfte-.-n lasiernnF-Jucnrraras. ai me same time, how ever, a rich mass et material, eveu though much of It be raw and crude, has been gath ered together which will be of incalculable worth te the future of historical and ether literature. Then, tee, a whole new army of heroes has been discovered, or created, of whom the world would otherwise never have known anything. The chance ei writ ing a war article has been a godsend te many a dilapidated fellow, who thus can make him self a bere and martyr and be paid rer It be sides, while otherwise he would have had te gnaw bis pension In obscurity. One or the latest literary rashiens, if 1 may call it se, Is the making of lists et " best books." Since Sir Jehn l.ubbeck made his new famous list of one hundred best books, he has had an innumerable host et Imitators In that most unprofitable occupation. The only thing that can be said In favor or the foolish lashlen is that tt Is at least compara tively harmless. And even this may net al ways be true. Ir anybody Is influenced in his choice or books by such lists be will find in every one some books that will net be the best for him, and may be actually harmful. Several lists 1 have seen which included a number or books that mnst be harmful te everyone w he reads them. Tur. latest list or " hundred books " Is one published by the Independent, the " fore most religious newspaper In the world," it calls Itself, and professes te be a very high authority In literary matters, lu list is one ei " Selected Recent Fiction," and Is te in clude only books published within the last three years, though It contains a geed many thatare elder. My first Impulse, en reading this list was, like Kuskln did te Lubbeck's, te " draw my pen bletfesquely through the mass of rubbish." I didn't, however ; and my second Impression was net quite as bad as the first. Leeking closely I saw that Its slna nt emission at least were fewer than I had first thought Yet several of them are altogether inexcusable. Fen example, se pure and artistically ex cellent a novel as Miss Blanche Willis Heward's "Guenn" Is emitted, sels the same author's "Aulnay Tower." James' short stories, some of which are exquisite, have no place In it; neither have M&urlce Thomp son's. I looked In vain ter Miss Jfurfrecs "Prophet of the Great Smoky Mountains," for any thing by Rese Terry Coeke or Mary Halleck Feete, or Sarah Orne Jewett, or Mrs. Ewlng, or Geerge Macdonald, or Mrs. Burnett, or Aldricb, Warner and a number of ethers as worthy. But Instead or them a let or second, third te fourth and fifth rate stories llke Mrs. Rlddell's "The Senior Partner" and "Daisies and Buttercups," live. or D. C. Murray's, four of W. E. Norris', three of Mtts Tlneker'a, several by Anstey, Hoppus, Bayler, Walworth, Campbell, Lucy, Dunning and ethers or the same rank, O.f what principle of solectlen, I wender, does The Jndepcndent recommend Craw lord's "Te Leeward," and two ethers or his, and Ignore "Guenn" or "Aulnay Tower" 7 OrwnyisDr. S. Weir Mitchell's "in War Time" mentioned, or Dr. Hammend's "Dr. Orattan," or C. M. Newell's "Kamo "Kame hameba," or Julian Hawthorne's "Neble Bleed," whlle no notice Is taken of Mrs. Keete's "Led Herse Claim," or "Jehn Bedewln's Testimony," or of Prof. Hardy's "Wind el Destiny' or of Sarah Orne Jswett'a "Marsh Island," or Hese Terry Coeke's "Deacon's Week"? Why have we se long and tedious an affair as Tolstoi's "War and Peace," or Howe's "Story or a County Town" and "Mystery or the Leeks," or se Intrinsically worthless a ene as Cen wsy'a "Family Alfalr" why are we te read these, when we might with Infinitely mere pleasure and profit be reading such perfect little gems as Mrs. Ewing'a "Daddy Dar win's Dovecot," "Jackanapes" and "The Story or Short Lire," or that still mere exquisite and perfect little tale "The Story of Ida," by Kranclsc (Mrs. Alexander) ; or even some of Stockton's short stories would be much better than anything or Howe, Conway, Heffman, Hoppus &. Ce. I am sure, tee, that If Turgenefl's "Murau" had been put in plaoeer Dsudet's "L'Evanne liste," or of one or Btlrae's four novels, noth ing would have been lest. Fer or all I have ever read of the great Russian's works, "Mumu" is unquestionably the strongest! purest, greatest and best, in spite or Its being the shortest. SrEAKiNa of "The Story or Ids," .If you have never read It, take my advice and read It at once. It is quite short little thing, careely hundred pages. t But Z would rather have written these lew pages than all of Crawford's volumes, or nine-tenths of James'. X would rattier base reputation en all the acute psychological studies aud speci mens of spiritual anatomizing of James, Daudeter llalzae hlmselr. The fact of Its being a true story, an entirely artless de scription of the short life of a Meet Italian maiden, does net nmke It any the less Inter esting, soul purifying, aud morally upbuild ing, l'er pure beauty, tender psthes mid as a genuine and powerful spiritual tonic, I consider It unappreached In literature, tt is a gem of the llrst water, absolutely unique. Ner does tt detract from It that ltuskln has "edited" It If ene could get an edition without his usually quiet Irrelevant, often Jarring, and sometime Imttertlunnt feel- notes It would certainly be preferable. Hut as one cannot, ene need only Ignore them, leaethem unread, at least during the first perusal of the story Itself. Bt'T te return te the matter or lists of books What 1 wanted te sty w. is that the list et The lndfenilenl merely gees te show that It Is an utter impossibility, net only for anyone man te makoalistef books that shall be best for another, but also that It Is Just as utterly Impossible te name au thing like a butulred works or fiction, written within the last few years that shall net con tain eighty te ninety per ceut of books w hlch will net live a decade, which don't deserve te llve that long, and which there Is no ex cuse ier reading fe long asounnasuei re.ui all the great and lasting works w rltteu slnce the beginning of letters. Te him who really alms at literary culture and grenth, who wants te read "the best that hss been thought and sld" even only In the world et fiction, one olumeef Scott or Irving, of Thackeray, Pickens or Hawthorne, will be worth mere than nine tenths et all the books en that or any ether list of novels produced within the last lew years. He cm atlerd te leave these ninety unread rather than nut read these few old master pieces. Mere than that he cannot atlerd te read the former If thereby he robs himself of the time or taste ler reading the latter. It Is even better te re read the rew great works of fiction than te waste time and eneriry, and deprave the taste, by readlug ninety out of every hun. dred "best novels" of reccut years, Svs thatvvlse guide te the best reading, Mr. Frederic Harrison, "Our stately Milten said inn passage which is ene of the watch words of the English race, 'as poed almost kill a man as klllacoed Boek.' Yest They de kill the geed book who deliver up their few siul precious hours or reading te the trivial book. They make It dead Ter them ; they de what lies in them te destroy 1 the precious tlfe-bloek et a master spirit Imbaltn'd and treasured up en purpose te a life beyond life ;' they spill that seasen'd life of man preserv'd and ster'd up In Hookes.' Fer in the wilderness of books most men, certainly all busy men, inuf strictly cheese. If theysaturate'thelr mind's with the Idler books the 'geed book' which Milten cills 'an Immortality rather than a life,' Is dead te them; It is a book sealed up and buried." I'm vs. FOK UUUD it USIIAMS. Hints te These Who Detlra te K.ep Ihrlr Wives Yeung and Handsome, from the Detroit Tribune. Why de net mothers teach their Iniys hew te de housework ? The llttle girls set the table, wlpe dishes, dnst the parlor, held the baby. But the boys I Bless your soul, If you can get one of them te hang up his night shirt every morning, instead or leaving it en the fleer as he stepped out et It, or hang up his cap, or put up his books or skate, you are lucky. Why should net a boy help his mother T Why should tears of rage nnd shame roll down his cheeks when an apron is tied around his neck and he Is obliged te wash dishes T Girls are told from their babyhood te "learn te be geed wives." Beys should have It constantly dinned into their ears te "learn te be geed husbands." Hew elten you see a tired wife carry a heavy burden upstairs and her husband come up behind her empty-handed. And this same little wife will split the weed and sometimes black the hnsband's beets. A man en a cattle ranch, living by hlmself in a dug-out, said he wished bis mother had taught blm te cook when he was a boy, and te WT-AvJie would find It of Great use when there were no womenfelks about. A writer In the Farm and Heme baa- ivelt said that At.- I .., .Ii.n.lln tnm KVtM. . Iu. lUDia la uuuiiug urJMilu iul a uin4 Ulk"-'J te uen a mg apron ana assist tee ureu wnu or metnerm tneueavierworKei tne nouse- held. My mother's Klrls "were all boys," and I, the youngest, was often called te help her with the housework. 1 have lived te bless her rer the Instruction she gave me in that line, and I knew my wire Is of the same mlud. I knew a man who, when his wile was sick, took the whole care of the house hold as nurse, cook, washer-woman and maid of all work rer several weeks, unaided, except rer the dally visits of the physician, caring for his wife as sbe went almost te the gatea of death, until at last a geed uurse was obtained, and the tired husband was permit ted te rest. And that man was net a ' Miss Nancy" either. Why are net the husbands as polite te their wives as te ether women ? Why don't they bring In a little bit or the honeyed sweetness or courting days te lighten the dull prose of married lile 1 In a story, "A Cure for a Miserable Wife," Is the following conversation : Tbe old far mer has made (60,000 by scrimping and by denying hU wife all modern help and conve niences, and his friend says te him : " Your wlfe is no longer young. Sbe is no longer handsome. Her hands are as hard as a local editor's cheek, and sbe has steeped ever a milk cau until she has a hump en her back like a peudier. "Shut up, will your" Eb 1 Her children have grown out et lier bands. She Is at home alone, going around In a tread mill which will end in a rosewood coffin and a llrst-chus country funeral, while you are still a handsome man, with Just enough gray In your whiskers te make you leek interesting. New you have n new Watertown wagon. Your wife does net leek well in It, se you take your hired man and neighbors' girls te meeting. Your wife never gees anywhere, se you de net get her a watch like yenr own, nor a silk dress, nor a pony that she could drive, nor a basket Ebicten that sbe could climb into without a idder. She never says anything, se you have net get her a set of teeth like your own geld and rubber. She never gees out, se she does net dye her hair as yen de yours, but It leeks like a milkweed pod gene te seed. Sbe has te work In the kitchen, se she gets no nice toothpick shoes like yours, but gees chnmping around like a sheep In n dry goods box." " Professer, for mercy's sake, step." " Mew If your wife had a chance te rest, had nice clothes like ether women, Bhe would be one or the handsomest women In the town." "1 swan 1 1 believe It." " And, old as she Is, If you were te get out the carriage next Sunday, drive around with the colts and tell her you wanted her te go te meeting with yen sbe would actually blush with pleasure." Darned If I don't de it." " Then tell her you are going te hire a girl, and that she must sit In the sitting-room y that new nickel-plated coal stove and work en that new silk dress yen are going te buy her." " Professer, that's me." " And then hand her a nickel wallet with steel clasps and with five new twenty dollar notes in It, and tell her te de her own trading after this, because you have get tired looking after se much money," 11 1 will, a sure as you live." " And then when the tears start lu her eyes and the same old blush comes ent that you thought was se nice when you was courting her, if you would kiss her" It's all tight, professor." " Then, my friend. 1 would begin te think she had made something by marrying a rich man." New husbands, one and all, brush up your manners te tha " auld wife." dive her some of the sweet courtesies of the honeymoon, and see what will come of It. Can This Be True 7 A current paragraph Is te the eflect that the accomplished daughter or Mr. Lawrence llarrett, obedient te her father's wishes, has never seen a play or an opera. HUMILITY. The bird that sears en highest wing Oalld en the ground her lowly neat ; And she that doth most sweetly sing Blngsln the shade when all things rest In lark and nightingale we see What honor hath humility. When Mary chose ' the hotter part," Bhe meekly sat at Jesus' feet And Lydla'a gently opened heart Was made for Cled's own tsinple meet ; rairest and best adorned is she Whose clothing Is humility. The satnt that wears Heaven's brightest crown la deepest adoration bend ( Tha weight of glory bows him down Then most, whs most bis soul ascend i Vaarest tha uuwm Itself mart be TMMOtsteeief muBUJKy. VACATION PAPERS. Kortlie IxrstuntxcKiu Tliere are dllfercnt phases et the fiellng of respectatwl re eretic J for antiquity. One phase Is purely icsthetlc This Is the case when Renio object, by nuseu of Its antiquity, produces n sense or sublimity. We call It the sublime of time as dlstlugulnhed from the sublime et space. Examples of this latter may le found In ebects of unusually large dimensions, such as the Pyramids the Alps, thn starry heavens. In the sublime ei time the antiquity el the object awakens the sense or lntultleu of endless time, lit this view the piramlds are sublime, net en be. count of their Immense sUv, but en account or thelrnnttqiuty. There Is sublimity In any object whose great nite compared with ether objects around It aw aki lis this latent sense or eternlty or endless tltutv This I, a pleasur able ft el lug, It Is exciting, sltetigthntnp, be be bo cause rer the very reason w e are able te take It In, we realize that our being Is unending. This pleasure Is preductd in gHZlng upon ancient ruins such as are te le seen In hgypt or In Heme. Hut rovereueo fern.ntln.Uy may also be con. uecteil vvllh great events In hlsteiy. Till", we think, ranks higher than the mere seti.e of the sublluie In antiquity. All ever Europe, for Instance, uueltnt places nntl an cient ruins are visited with pleasure, net merely en account of their nntl ltilty ub stractly considered, fur In that sense we have antiquity nil about us n Itheut crossing the ocean. Our mountains and rivers and seas are as old ns the Alps, the Tiber or lh Medi terranean. Hut the antiquities of Europe are historical. They ain connected with great events, heroic ev pious anil seuKsitrrlng Hcentv, In the earlier history of our race, and of our own elviliMtlen Indeed it Is the human that give its chief interest te natute Itself Or coure there Is n l?aiily, a grandeur nnd even n sublimity In uature itself rer iethetic apprehension, but, as an example, the much admired Svttish lakis would net be for the traveller vv hat they nre If Walter Scott bad net east upon thorn the spoil of his genius. The l erum in Heme would net lu- spire us as it does were It net for the stirring scenes enacted there by the senators of an cient Reme. There Is a tertalu enchantment in nil the scenery around this ancient city beo.uise of the history tratiMcted in that region. And se, wherever veu travel lu Kurepe, me soeiie nrvuini veu carry eack and bring veu line rouunuuleti with n his tery long since Med away, but con nected by n In iu stream with the present. N oeo cm leek out to wards the range of mountains that surround Aii-U-Cbspeltc, or sUnd lu the old Cathe dral et that ancient cilv, without being thrilled ny the ureat events Inthollfeof the great soldier chief and the powerful ruler, who u thousand ycus age made that city the capital et his mighty em pint. Frem what bis new len stated It wilt readily appear that there is n sound and healthful reverence for antiquity, and there la also a reverence Dr It, if reverence it may Indeed be oiled, which Is sentimental. maudlin and vveakeulm;. There are theso whecultivate this litter i. I ml of regard for ancient place. Though the spirit that once animated them Is departed, yet they make them sentimental shrine, ami attach some Ieculi.r glory te them In theiusolves rather than in what they represent. There Is a spoclesof Idolatry in this, n worship or the cnst-eir shell and a niglectef the spirit nud llfe which it ence enclosed. One cannot help thinking that this Is the rasewltli the Interest Heme take In the Hely Land, the country of the nticlvnt Israelites. That land I called holy becau-e of the pecu liar institutions ence established there by the lxird, and the connection of these Institutions with the subsequent religious history of our race. And yet there are theso w he pay a sort of religious homage te the sacred places of I'alestiue, and yet leel little or no interest in the Christian church, for which the history of the Israelites was only a preparation. The plioe where some literary institution was founded anil passed through Its early strug- les is of historic lntercst, an Interest that esorvesto be cultivated ; but this Interest, If morally healthful, bheuld be Uvlngly Joined with the subsequent history and present prosperity of the Institution once located there. 'W Itheut Ibis It becomes a I Uieif, nenft kiihiijicumu-.II. mere weak sentlmeutallsm. - .v. au vvnicu means mat rovcrenro for anti i quiiy irau nine worm unless it te Joined with Uvlng"Mnrest in the history of the present IMs princolner rule, If such we may call it, works betu wai-s: ,A true Inter est In the life and history of thu'rvbsant will beget a reverence for antiquity, at11iroYor at11ireYor at11iroYer onco ter autlqulty will tend te qulckeir in terest In the present. We have compara tively little antiquity In this new country. We must go te Kurope te find the erlglne.1 feuutatns of our national history. Hut this admiration for vv hat Is merely ancient may become a mere empty son tlnibiit. We should cultivate respect and roverence foretirown antiquities, such as we have. The celebration et Indepondence Day should nev or lese Its in terest rer Americans. It is as great as any day In the calendar of all incilern history. Independence Hall, the old State Ilousein Philadelphia and Jiunker 11111, and ether monumental bulldiiicsand place, are worthy shrlnosef our patriotism, (iettvsburg should contluue te be the scene of annual celebra tions, and fitting monuments (though net feo many) should adorn the celebrated lut-tle-tleld there. Se, tee, our Interest In local history should be rultlvated. Kvery city and every country In our grca. republic, should have enough intore&t te Investlgae and study the beginning of its own history. But along with this, it should net be for gotten that the present Is fraught w 1th quite as much interest ai the past. .Instead of lamenting that the ttmea are no longer what tney occe were, mat statesmanship and patriotism and horelsm belong only te sotne earlier age, and are dying out In the present. every ene should feel a dlv ine call te nmke the present worthy the reverence and admir ation or a rutureage. Jein these two 11 vingly together, reverence for the past and interest in ine present, anu tne result is a sound, healthful, historical spirit or all fields or in quiry and study, none excel in interest the field or history ; but It sneuld net be forgot ten that the present Is Just as Important a section of history as any uge in the past. A Human I'lncuthlen, A vv oil-known Yerk dressmaker has under gonen number or surgical operations In the last few days for the removal of pins and needles from her hands, feet and ether ior ier ior tlens of her body. About thirty or the little Implements have been extracted, and it Is doubtful whether all have yet made their ap- Seuth Geerge street, was made quite III by her strange experience, but is new able te be about, and no serious consequences are reared. It Is said te have been the habit of tne young iaay tn iieia runs and needles In her mouth while engaged In her work, and it Is supposed someef them slipped down her threat and made tbelr way threugb her llesh te the parts of her body at which they presented themselves. Heap Big 8iret Wind." Frem the St, Paul Glebe. Twe Indians entered a drug store en Third street One was a tall young man, and his companion was an aged and dried up spec! mm humanity. They were dressed In dark, ill-fitting clothes, and each or them had en moccasins. Their black slouch hats only partially concealed their Jet black hair. Marching into the centre el the store the red man after the style or the pew-wow around the camp lire, expressed hlmsell as fellows : 'Big Injun wents heap big sweet wind." Without any hesitation the clerk at the soda fountain turned en two glasses or the effervescing soda water and gave them te the two red men. The Indians drank and were satisfied. Teeth coma painlessly if Dr. Hand's Tcethlng Letien be bathed en tha gums. Cures teeth ache. Price, 23 cents. Dr. Hard's Diarrheea Mixture for children will net euro every case, but tt will cure niore than any medicine ever put In one'bottlo. Price, S3 cents, rer sale at H, U. Cochran's Drug Stere, Nes. 137 and 139 North Quecn street. augl lmdftw S ' Yen Have a Perfect Uigur, when you demand n Bensen's Capclne Plaster of a druggist, te expect te receive ene. Yet there are, we regret te say, a few druggists of the Cheap Jehn variety who will try te persuade yen te accept seme worthless substitute with a similar seunmng name, such as "Capsfctn," "Capsicum" "Capucln." CapslcUMS' Orellxed With the nittna Ilnrtnnr nr Ite sreaxed wli -SVSJ VIA, i ttenten.' AA Cheap Jehn will ener you ene of these wretched ImlUtleni for bait t be prtea of tbe genuine, u snlfaswffstmd STak xs.fta. da . ' usvu WD41UUU1U ve uu, iu rvu yuue ueintf netalny, ana 1U cost but Uttle mere, lienaen'? are tbe only poreut plutera tint can be de penaed upon te care every ailment aubjectte vAwiiuuuwtuiwih Muvy tut presjipi) aum and .uvivuiu, .vt-vvt, jiuivcuf. liminit ueevDi tfa by buy rYii-rkTEEVSJtrv flfrfilfshla flsiirarfsl.'nnl- !.-. I kss Uwi wu -i- ifb MKDIOAI. c I'TH.'l'KAUEMr.DIKS, Frem 115 lbs. te 161 lbs. Te the Cuticiirii Remedies 1 Owe My Health, My UuppIncM, find My Lire. A Uv never it.ues that I donelthlnk and peak ktmtly of the I'rriet'ni HmniM. Seven years aire, nil or a ttnznn lumps formed en my neck, ruimlnK In sire from a cherry stone lean nmnK. 1 he mrue ones ere lrlWful toleok at, anfl painful te Imart people tumeil aslile when they saw ine. In dUgnsl, anil t was uMismed te be en the H reel or In society, V hyulctant and tlKlr UvKtinent, nnd all misilclne fsllediode any neel, In a moment of despair 1 tried the Ci-TKiRA Uavintis CCTtci si, tun gm.t Hkln Cure, nnd emeus t-OAr, an exqiitxlte Hkln lleHiitlflrr, externally, and Ctrricra Usseivbnt. the new lllned l'urfnur. Internally) the sina I lump (as 1 call them) gradually disappeared, and tha larvn ones broke. In about two weeks, dLcharytnic Urire quantities of matter, leuring tee tllitht scar In my neck today te tell the story et my sntrerlng. My weight then was one lmmlnsl and ntteen sickly peuudat my weight new l one hundred and my-ene lelld, heal toy pounds, and my heUht U only Ave trot flvu Inches In my travels I praised the (UTicva. Uiuintis. North, south. Kn.t and Weat Te CV-tlCVRA ItSMIDIHtlOU-SMV IIBILTH, XT HATtl. kiss, nnd vv Lirs. A prominent Hew' Tfetk druggist asked me the ether day, "He you Ult ll -e the imcrnt llixiuixa t )en loektobnln perfect health'" My reply was," 1 de, and shall always 1 have never known what sickness U slnre I commenced using the CrriccaA Itsxs nisa." sometimes lam Isuuhed nt by praising them te peeple netneiiuaimed wlththelrmerus, but toeuer or later ttey will come te their sense nnk bellore the Minnas these tht use them, as dozens have whom 1 hsre told. May the ttms corae whan thore stuul te a larea urrtcrsA sup sup ply.'llnuse tn every city in tha world, forth benefit of humanity, where the Crricc. Kins kiss ahnlt ta .old esit, se that thorn will be rarely n need Of ever entertnea drug store. U. llUMlANlis, :10 Kulton Bt, New Yerk.N.Y. CmcrtA lliuxiiits am a positive euro for every form or Fkln and ltloed Disease. from l'lmples te Scrofula. Beld evorywhere. Prlce CCTKVRi, 60 cents i Beat, 23 cents KcseLvirr, I lm. rrcparvd by the 1'ema Dam asdCrshi evi le, ikvMen, .vu lass. Send for" Hew te Cine s-kin Disease Send for Hew in Cure Skin tlsetu." PINT t'l.K. IUsckhcv.li, Skin blemishes and lUlii lluinnrs, lue Li-rKlav ajir. Sneezing Catarrh. The distressing sneeze, sneeze, sneete, the acrid, watery discharges from the eyes and nose, the painful Inflammation extendlng te the threat, the swelling of the mucous lining, caus ing choking sonsatlens, cengh, ringing noises In the head and splitting headaches hew familiar these sympathies are te thousands wheantTer periodically from head colds or Influenza, and whollrelnlgneranco of the fact thataslngle application of SisresD's IUdicalCvki veaCA TARKti lllan"ordnfnnnnfem rfltef. lly this treatment In ciues of simple Catarrh gives bnta faint Idea of what this remedy will de In the chronic forms, where the breathing Is obstructed by choking, putrid innceus accumu lations, the hearing nfTeeted, smell and tate gene, threat ulcerated and hacking cengh grad ually fastening lUelf upon the debilitated ya tern. Then It Is that the marvelleus curative power of SxsroRD'e lUeiCALCrxcmtnlu-st It ir In Instantaneous and grateful relief. Cure begins from the flrst application. It Is rapid, ridlcal, permanent, economical, safe. Sisrexn s lUmcui. Cn consists of ene bottle of the Kndleal Cnre, ene box Catarrhal Solvent and an Improved Inhaler, l'rlce, fleu. 1'ema Dkce A CnxmciL Ce , Uosten, ACHING BACKS. Weak Uacks, l'aln, Weakness and Inflamma tion ottlfe kidneys, Shcning l'alns through the Leins. Hip nnd aide l'alns. Lack of Strength and Activity relieved tn one ralnute and speed ily cured by Iho CUT1CUUA ANT1PAIX l'l. A31 hit, a new, original, elegant and Infalli ble antldet te pain an Inflammation. At drug. KlsU. Se ; live for It mi. or postage free of l'er- TBHimill AMlClllMIClLL", bOSKIS, UlM. augl ImW.SAw THlMMINtl Z. AC Kit. B A KG A INS. MM Palace of Fashion, NO. 13 EAST KINGf STREET, LANCASTER, PA. 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Knewing that a leek through eurlmmsns Bleck of goods, contained In our newly retnedl ieu euiiuing, win convince you or ine auevsj and soliciting year patremure, yenr early altar Hen Is desired by Hiish & Brether, ; ONE-PRICE Clothiers and Furnishers COBXBK MOKTR QUSKK RTEBBTAMD CKNTUK BgUAltK. I SVSlnre close every day at ( p.m. Saturday,, at WD. tn. 1 w ILUAMHON A FO.HTKK. In Leas than Twe Weeks -TIIK Beys Will Ge te Scheel. We are Prepared te Meet Ilia Usual Demand of Deineming strong ana uneap. Beys' Suits, of O te 12 Yours of Age 53.00, 9.400. 84.C3. Beys' frnlts, of 13 te 17 Years i V.I.VU, IO.UU, (Q,UU, Short Pant Sultx for Beys of 41 i earn ei Age. sa.OO, su.c si T.. ! BOY't Undershirts, Poresis Shirts, fc&H sfVvl 1 tawJt TmAWsVlsts ur "TT4 Hats Bd 0pa Stiff or Seft Felt Cleth Caps sBdPc4es,l -AND- Lace and Bolten Stee. !' M9"Tfie Ooedi have ben prepai vuui7 ier Dcnu?i ikjyi. OUR ASSORTM -IB TBI- LARGEST -AND- Prices the LewtitJ d Feslrl 82, M, 86 & 88 I King LANCAJTKIt, PA. Jsferjrxs. QPKN ALL THE YSAB. ra.' it TrIE MNSIONj; ATLAJCTIOCITT.Jf.J. t aS aeat prtmMMUr. I uy rarawB ana ueenus W &u jr- f V l m ! r M ' i I W I Cv;"i &S 4 1 m: rksmgm$" f 1 (E , 1 rSI Williamson Tke UfaaH wwi jmsssi ri5ji iyty -taw, 0 vv a t m m:m ,'Q. At JUiaAM'S OLD WW HfOUL -w w I a,ft ir.-" ' &&'. -,ir sifc "si r- -S7-SJI WT 'Of (M ,-J. 0-5 w-( -