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All anonymevi letters will be centlgned te the watte baiket. A tdrett all Letter t and Tclegrami te THE INTELLIGENCER, LilfOASTXIt, VJl." lMl ' ffihe an(afitct jfntclliacnrcr. LANCASTER, AUQUST 7, t8R5. Abuses in the Sdenllllc Bureaus. The report of the committee appointed S'tejuvestigate the affairs of the coast and geodetic survey lias revealed a condition which is as surprising as it is disgraceful. Jt finds that the superintendent, Professer rllilgard, is nn apparently confirmed victim te drink ', that money received has net been accounted for, but has been divided among favored empleyes as payment for extra work in violation of law ; that the accounts lias been se badly kept as te render it im possible te ascertain the exact condition of llie survey's affairs; that empleyes here become favored contractors in the supply ing cf instruments; and finally that the service has become demoralized forgery, drunkenness and embezzlement being in cluded in the specifications.' During the years when the civil service was abused in almost every department, bureau and division, it was claimed that the scientific buieaus were at least free from this demoralization. And, indeed, their claim was a fairly just ene. Se long as the late Professer Jeseph Henry lived, and held his position as the head of the Smithsonian Institution, his example was potent in maintaining the scientific spirit as well as in promoting honest and careful management. At the same time the late Carlisle P. Patterson was super intendent of the coast survey, than whom no man could be mere con scientious and devoted te his work nor mero rigid in his demands for honest and proper management. "When these men died the genius of these institutions went out. Their successors were supposed te be men of fair attainments and charac ter ; but experience has shown that the scientific bureaus had lest much of their efficiency. And new it turns out that ene of the men is .e absolutely unfit for his place that dishonesty as well as inefficiency have become deeply seated in the scientific bureaus. This ought te convince henateis and representatives of the impracticability of giving these bureausMidependent functions. The true scientist is seldom an efll business mnn. 11m lmiullinrr lining aennt..in. fnrr.!,.. lJ- "10110 " 'i Aril ri i 4tie mosrHtTOse" branches ought, therefore, je he maintained in close relation with the 'treasury department, where sorne respensi ble eillcer can keep a close watch ever them. The government has been extremely liberal in providing for scientific btudy, both by the maintenance of its various bureaus and the publication of the lcsults of their labors. It has a right te demand in return for this the most exacting honesty and the same economy it enforces in every ether branch of the service. The claim that politics have always been kept out of these branches is net altogether true; but it ought te be the aim of the present administration te rigidly exclude all partisan considerations from them as well as te put them en a purely business basis. lVe Won't Stand It. If it be true, as the Washington corres pondent of the New Yerk llcmld alleges, that the avowed reason for tha rejection of Minister Keiley by the Austrian government is that Mrs. Keiley is a Jewess, that gov ernment has made it impossible for the American peeple te respect the refusal of Austria te teceive our representative. Such a reason if given in sincerity Is net a sufficient ene ; and, if made a pretext for some ether objection, it is still worse. We can e:isily believe that " Secretary Uayard has denounced it, as It deserves; and that when Congress asks for the publication of the correspondence it will be seen that the Austrians play a very discreditable pait in it, and that Secretary JIayard has temper ately and with proper dignity, but with proper vigor also, resented and denounced the narrow-minded bigotry of the Austrian foreign office." It need net be said that such an incident would break oil' our diplomatic iclatiens wlthAustria. Keiley may boanebjcctionablo person; and a country may have the right te decline te leceive a minister for reasons which it may net deem fit te express. Hut when it furnlshesa icasen that Is in itself an insult te our religious tolerance, and ene that is ilimsy and false, it becomes the United States te resent it with dignity and firmness. , This administration has a backbone. "-T As It Happens. Senater Eustis, of Louisiana, who went te JEurope nfter firing a shot at the admin istration of President Cleveland, has ceme back, and his last state Is worse than his first. Hels still in the dumps. He rails nt the appointments made and the appoint ments net made in his state ; although high authority from thcre, net unfriendly te h"tin,sas: "The president has turned out nearly every objectlenablo Republican in premiueut position In the state of Louisiana and appointed in their stead men of unex ceptionable character, whose reputations and qualifications nre such that the organs eJ Mr. Kustis' own faction nre feived, as as a matter of justice,' te commend (hem and te. admit that, though they had no hand in the selection, the thing has been well done." t This is about the case the country ever. y'jwu the appointments thus far made are 'sc-utinlzed closely, it will be seen that as a whale they are very excellent nnl Merthy ; anil that lliey nre the exponents of no fac tion or special party interest. It happens that a number of gentlemen, here and thcre, who started out te dispense the patronage of the administration, with out consultation with it, found themselves obstructed. They have ever since been falsely accusing somebody clse of doing Just what they tried nud failed te de. It happens that the very persons who nre most howled at for " running the adminis tration " and ' controlling the patronage," are the identical persons who have asked least and have been the least officieus: if the administration has been inclined te consult them it is because it has found their advice well considered and unsclflsh. It happens that the appointments of many excellent Democrats upon whom the administration has bestowed its favor, are only objectionable because this or that weuld-be purveyor of patronage has net been uble te make the appointee feel under obligations te him for his place. This happens in Pennsylvania as well as in Louisiana. Mr. Squire's Failure as n Peet, llellin M. Squire, commissioner of pub He works of 2few Yerk City, may knew a goal deal about streets, buildings and squares, but it is quite plain that he is no great shakes in the matter of poetry. Gen eral Grant was scarcely dead until Mr. Squire went up into the attic of the court heuse and resurrected the eldest and most creaky poetical machine he could find. With this aid he proceeded te grind out eight lines of the dreariest stuff imagina ble. If he had kept this unlque production in the recesses of his most remete coat pocket the public would never have known hew much of a feel Mr. Squire could be en occa sion. Peihaps, en the ether hand, he would never have been known as a poet. Hut the commissioner proceeded at ence te iest this effusion in big letters en the tower of the Xew Yeik court house. Xet satisfied with having it seen during the day, he made it into a transparency se that every p.isserby must read it at night. The news papers of Xew Yeik have shown nn ability te stand almost anything even te Dr. Xewmau's sermon but tliey rebelled and promptly drew the line at Mr. Squire's poetry. Thisnaturally directed the mayor's atten tien te the matter, and after a reasonable time Mr. Squire received orders te remove his poem from the tower. The commis sioner protested but complied, and the blank thus created was draped with sembre black. It is new clear that whatever clse Mr. Squire may de after his retirement from office his chances for the laurcateship, which se many peeple want created, are less than nothing. Hut Mayer Grace de serves the warmest thanks of an afflicted country. What a blessing it would have been if all the alleged Grant poets could have been brought within his jurisdiction! Tiikiii: Is an opening for Kelloy In Vir ginia. He Is a power en tbe stump, and HI he quite ut home In the canvass te beat Afn Afn Afn bone'Hcandldato with KHz Iiugh Lee. .Srjuini:s' verses wcre net se much worse than theso of many ether bards, but tbe treuble wits be posted thorn where every body had te read thuin. Tn i: champion plo-eateror Pittsburg, Iton Iten jamln lluzsird.whonteilvoand three-fourths iles in nn hour about n year and a half age, lias been sent te tbe city farm, lib has never pie. the Beurmars"7-J ;kH d Yerk " ;"""'. Z rftely accomplished hull. Vtti it iiuuuiua f t n l.i - i IP ' .u IVrti ltll IllillVU II JIUll' VI this. It will bejust as well ler tbe average f.ir f.ir mer te net gamble en tbe wheat prospects as figured out by tbe statisticians. The best time Tern man te sell Is when he gets his prlce. Mn. Lucius Swift and his coadjutors who preforred charges against Postmaster Jonej, of Indianapolis, nre evidently persons who de net knew when they have enough. The civil horvlce commissioners having reported In Mr. Jenes' taver it Is new reperted that these men will appeal from thelr decision te the president. They claim that unless this ro re ixirt falls the postmaster's power of removal, with or without catiie, Is net restricted by the civil Korviee law. And it is net ; which fact would have dawned upon Swift uiul bis friends ir they had taken the precaution te study the law for an hour or se. ir they de net want te direct such unusual attention te l'ostmaster Jenes ns will make u martyr of him they will accept the result as declared and as ene of tbe fortunes of war. IIUN'CEFOKTit In Pennsylvania thore will be collections of internal rovenuo by Demo crats only. Coi.LKcren CAiiWAi.Anr.li of Philadelphia has made an oxcellent selection of deputy in" Charles Henry Jenes, a bright lawyer and n sound Democrat, son of J. Glancy Jones fermerly or Ueadlng. Mr. Cad walader starts well. IP, as is reported, Hen. it. M. Speer, of Huntingdon, has been mllueutial in securing tbe removal et Prof. A. L. (Juss, formerly or a soldiers' orphans' school in Huntingdon county and oftbe Huntingdon (7e6c, from a $1,200 clerkship In tbe treasury department, Mr. Speer doserves public thanks. O uss was a disgusting creature for whom thore should have been no place In the government ser vice Mn. SixvnxHON, first assistant postmaster general, v ears a copper-tocd beet. Vnnv llttle water new udnys is above sus picion, indeed the temperance reformers might work n universal geed bv turnlinr their attention te tbe impurities of thelr favorlle boverage. Ilewbclt, ene thing that .everybody can de Is te cook the water be be bo fero using it. Delling destroys many of tbe impurities. Water used for drinking or cooking should be filtered and boiled. This is a cheap and easy remedy for many ills nnd preventive of most daugers that lurk in tbe hydrant or bfde In tbe well. Ki:u.i:v, It seems, must ceme home. The Italians would net have blmj the Austrian government dees net want htm. If he will only avoid making publle an account or bis hemeward se.vsickness he may yet be for fer for giveu. His worst ollenso ngalnst tbe great American public was the dreadful dizzy letter lie wrote nnd printed about bis veyage across. PERSONAL. Senater Legan's book, it is premised, will seen appear. Hew long it will last is net predicted. Antheny F. Khatine, of Pittsburg, a business man. is new talked of for the nom ination for state treasurer. Dn, Oai.uhiia ArnnnseN, president oftbe Chicago Universlty, resigned en Wednesday. It is sa'd nearly a year's salary is due lilm. Mb. Gr.ADHTONK recently meditated a visit toAmerica, iustead efcrubtlnc; In the yacht Kunbeum, but he found that be would net be able te cress the Atlantic. AiteiiiiiALD Hajjii, vhe dled recently lu New Yerk, leaves ene hundred thousand dollars te await heirs who are supposed te losldeln the vicinity or Pittsburg. FnANK Pattkusen, the Asbury Park oner manager, rhe has been twice con cen vlcted of forgery ofindersemeiiU en notes, MUB tdLNOAffriSR pAaODfr lTELLTGEyOlSBf; FHIDAY, tins been sentenced te ten years hi hard labor In UiOBlnte prison. Likutexant A. W. OnEKLY, olTelnr ox ex ox pedltlon fume, is new In Massachusetts ill. Ills physical condition has caused bin friends te entertain npprohenslout that be will net rccorer bis lieallli.t OKMnnAi. Quant's article en TIioHIcre erVlcksburg," In the Koptembor Century, will be accompanied by the story of the etliur slde as contained In the diary of n lady who was In tbe city during the sicge. Itisner IIuust, oftbe Unlled Stales, In troduced te tbe Wesleyan conferenco, new belnjt bold nt Newcastle, Kn gland, by tbn preside nt or the conference, dollvereu an admlrable add res'", which was well rccoived. Cot. Dicnuv, tbe new mlnlster te China, passing through Hau Francisce the ether day, was Invited by tbe Domeerntlo and llepub 1 lean county cotnmiltceH te make -lsits te Chinatown during both day and nllil. He accepted llie invitation, without Hetting a time. Or.ivsn WmbeIi!, Hei,mi:s rolales It i "I had engaged te gl von lectin e for itf. After ltwasover a grave-looking deacon cmnote me and Bald: 'Mr. llolmes, we agroed te give you ft, but your bdk wasn't Just what we oxpectcd, ana I guess that taw-lllty will de.' Itnv. Jaceii It. ItATir, pastor of Orace Lutherau church, Tletlileheui, and treasurer et tbe Lutheran Ministerlum of Pennsylva nia, is dead, lle nerved the congregation of Orace church continuously for a period of twonty-nve years, as a uicoiegtan no was conslderod ene of tbe most advauced in the inlnlsteriuni. W. K. YAKDKnntbT has arrived at Sara toga, accompanied by "Mrs. Vauderbilt, his only unmarried son Oeorge Vauderbilt, Mr. and Mrs. Gcerge A. Osgood, two maids, n valet, boveh horses, four vohlcles, two foot feot foet mon, two coachmen, two stablomeu, tbree dogs and fifteen trunks, making agraud total 01 loriy-inrce." Mn. Piianeis II. UNitnnwoei), the new consul te Glasgow, bad a great deal te digest at tbe departure dinner given him by bis llosten admirers. Oliver Wendell Helmes and Jehn a. Whlttler sent totters nud J. (1. Trowbrldge actually insisted upon contrlbu centrlbu tlnu n poem." Happily for Mr. Underwood, J. Kelllns Milten Squire Is temporarily ab sent from llosten and is promoting public werksand pilvate poetry hi this city. N. Y. H'erW. uuj: auti.s. An i:inliiciit Dlilne Sajs Tlicy Are Net Mem Appendages te Saratoga Trunkn. Prof. David Swing In the Chicago Current. The girl or te-day, with rare exceptions, Is industrious nnd with a breadth et Invention and execution. The ironical nud often mean essays en the v eman of the present plcture herns geed for llttle except for accompany ing a Saratoga trunk en its wanderings In summer nnd for lining fasbiouable engage ments in winter. Much of thisHarcasm isdo isde isdo servod by the Tew, but when the millions of girls are thought of as they are ornamenting thelr mothers' homes in the villages and cities, tbe honest heart can net but confess that tbe word " girl " never mount mero than it means te-day. This being, when found in her best csUte, can go gracefully from her silk dress and piano te a plain garb and te work among plants, or te the kitchen, or te n mission school class. Nothing nny longer Is beyend her. In the city sbe can easily walk tbree miles. Languor lias ceased te be f.ishlonable ; sleep in the duytlme net te be endured. The soul is thought te be action, uet rope.e. All can contradict these words of pralse ; because all who think a moment am find ex ceptiens In girls who are always Just dead with n headache, or as averse as a mummy te nny kind of conversation or activity ; girls who ure pleased with nothing nud nobody. Theso exceptions nre se disagrceable that they seem te mar the wbole world and make the beautiful characters Invisible. In mat ters of this kind ene can only oller opinions. One dare net assert with confidence. At u impular summer resort, where qulte a num ber of these 10-ycar mortals were met and observed daily, It apjieared In evidence mid In common fume that te be full of obedieuco toward lurents, of kindness tewurd all ier- sons nnd things, te be Industrious, te t'e-ffl ei inquiry anil rational talk, wasnjf;ttJ0 ux. ceptien, but the avcrage of UsKtiei) SVby should a few gUirrnViarkcd' vanity andefg BKlingteml(,scasl llIte r0reacf, lUaiII!imilU(10jr I.Mrlu nr-e nl Imil.nt yllewers and June birds 7 .Much oftbe ruin of character comes in the later years of woman, when tbe Imprudcnce of late dancing, late suppers and the. mental anxiety, and, jwrliaiis, borrows which ceme from tbe vain ellerts et tbe heart te crcate a jiaradise of pleasure away from duty, make thocheeks lade early aad the oye leso lu lustre In the morning like sun that geos be hind clouds befere neon. As for neble girls of 10, tbe Western continent is full of them. They are In the cities, In the villages, In tbe farm-houses. We meet them en all streets, along all paths In tbe lonely and lovely coun try. They are ready for all duty and happl. ncwa, nnd constitute te all us elder and fading hearts the me-t beautiful and di vine scene en earth. TllA VELEIt J.Utl. It haiPH In the Herman Ocmi tliH lAte of tlin Mun Wild Cut It lu i:ik Count)'. According te tbe Wllllatnspert iYiiii ceuf Jlanncr Charles A. Ardcll, of that city, lias received a letter relating a we-st Incredible story. The letter is dated ''Uniea, Sweden, July Id, 1SS."," and Is from Gcerge Xosjeerln, a logger In Ardell's employ six yoarsuge up In Elk county. Nosjecriu writes that a few weeks age he was wrecked with thebrlgan. tlue Christian In the German ocean, en bis way te Unice. Tlie vessel turned up nud Xosjeorlu, after iloatingseveral hours, ieund rciiiKOonaleg. "What puzzled me semewhat, though," says the writer," was that tbe leg rolled erv llttle. After being en it soveml hours I dis". covered the cause of this through n halfway turn it made. 1 saw that tbe butts or two heavy limbs, about ene feet In lengtb each rouiained en the leg. I nt once roinom reinom roinem bored having assisted te send such n le from your c.unp te tlie water. Yeu gave it the nanie of the "r-addle leg," but told me te cut oil' the saddle I neglected your order, and rouiembor well that It went into the water in that condition. I felt con cen ildcnt that it was the satne leg, and te con vince myself that it was, I swam te oue end of It, when I was delighted te lind tbe well known clever leaf mark of .Mr. Celeman, of Wllllamspert. Frem this, you no deubt,are fully convinced that tbe leg floating In the North sea is from your vamp nnd that ites ites caped from tlie Williamsport boom. It bere me up safely en tha water, 1 Judge, about twenty hours befere I was rosjued by a Nor wegian barque, which almost ran evor us. Tlie As of Hurau. A horse'8 life, with moderuto care and geed usageis protracted te twenty-tlve, thlrty-llve or forty years. A gentleman at Dulwieh, near Londen, had tbree monuments of tbree horses who severally died in his jiossesston althe age of thirty-five, tbitty-seven, and thirty-nine years. The eldest, It Is te be re marked, was In a carriage, the very day he died, strong and vigorous, but he was car ried Ml in a few hours by spasmodic colic, te which he was subject. At Cbeslmin, in Buckinghamshire, thore wain borse thirty six years old which exhibited no symptoms of debility nor any external signs of age ex cept being nearly covered with warts. It was remarkable with regard te this four footed Nester that when an unusually hard day's work was roqulred be was choien as never falling lu what was otpeetod of him, A borse named Wender, formerly belonging te the riding school at Woolwich, may be quoted as living te lerty years. Mr. Cully, lu his Observations en Live Meck, mentions ene he knew which Uved te ferty-seven years having during all that tlmea ball In bis neck recoived in the battle of Preston Pans, In the rebellion of 1715, which was extracted at ills death in 1758; thus, judging him te be four years old at the time he lecylved tbe wound, (and it was probable he was mero,) be must at bis death liave been forty.seven. JJut even these venerables were nicre babies te the barge borse or the Mersey and Irwell navi- f ration, which was well known te have been u his sixty-second year when be dled, Accused or Starting Ills Children. William l'arks, a negre, residing in Am herst county, Va., lias been arrested en tlie charge of starving bis clilldren te death. Within tbe past llve months four of l'arks' seven children have died and the remaining tbree, it is charged, are emaciated from want of feed, the father net only refusing te pro pre vido for them, but prohibiting the neighbors from giving thorn feed. It is charged, fur ther, that l'arks wants teuiarry galn and tlie woman tie aspires te win rem sod te accept him while he had se many children. TMF. BROOK. With urnny a curve my banks 1 fret, lly many a fleld ana fallow, And many a fairy foreland set With wlllew-wtcd and mallow. I f batter ever stony ways, In little sharps anil trebles j 1 bubble Inte eddying bays, I babble oil the pebbles. I chatter, ciiattcr, as I flew Te Jein the brimming river for men may cotne and men may go, tint I go'en forever. I w I lift nbent, nix) In and out. With here a blossom sailing, And here and thcre a lusty trout, And here and thore n grayling j And lnra and thcre a foamy flake Upen me n 1 travel, With many n silvery walcr-brcak Abe a the golden gravel J And draw them alt along, nnd flew Tojeln llie brimming river j Ker men may ceme and men may go, Hut I go en forever. I steal by lawns and grassy plots, 1 sllde by hazel covers, Te iimve llie sweet forget-mo-nots That grew rer happy levers. I slip, I slide, I gleam, I fclance Among the skimming swallows. I muke Die netted sunbeams dance Against my sandy shallows. And out again I curve and flew Te Jein llie brimming river j Ker men may ceme and men may go, Hut I go en forever. Tennyten. A SALVATION A1131V JIOMASVE. Lieutenant Mnmhall Decline nt tlie I.at Me ment te be a llrlile. A brain E. Iluttorwertb Is a notary public, ajustlce of tbe poace and an ex-coroner at l'utorsen, N". J. He is about sixty-flve years of age. He Is also an enthusiastic member of tbe Salvation Army. Anether inember of the army was Lieutenant .Nellie Marshall, who Is about thlrty-flve years old. Mr. Dut Dut Dut torwertb admired tbe lieutenant greatly, and when she left l'atersen te take command at Manchester, X. H., he began a correspond ence which ended in a formal eiler of innr innr rlnge. In response came the following tele gram : MAJicnESTO, Jf. it., July 23, 1B83. Te A. K. Jlullcrwerth, Notary Public nnd Jus tice of tliul'eucu, l'atersen, N J : My answer Yes. Likut. Maiihiiai.l. Ibippy Mr. Hetter worth showed the dis patch nt the barracks and lu ether places and received the congratulations of bis friends every where. Arrangements wcre made for a Salvation Army wedding, and the time was llxnd ler Tuesdav evcnlntr anil the nlace Holectcd Addy's ! ree Speech hall, in Water street, l'litorHen. Captain Ayer, tbe "Sing ing Pilgrim," a convertod dude and ether attractions wero invited. Mr. Dutterwerth went te Mnncbcster nnd brought his brlde and numerous trunks te l'atersen. He thou showed her the rooms be expected her te make cheerful for him by her presence nnd asked her te pray te the Lord te glve them tbe proper guidance. "Ib this where we are te llve?" Inquired Miss Marshall, and then she said t.iatsbe bad tried te pray, nut bad net succecded. An immense throng bad assembled at Addy's hall en Tuesday night at nlne o'clock, the time fixed for tying the nuptial knot. I'rce or cheap shows always attract n big crowd In l'atersen, and when it costs only ten cents te soe n llve Justice of the peace and cx-corencr mnrrled te a lieutenant in the army the population of I'atciben ro re ro siendcd In large numlers. As tbe hands of tbe clock showed it was after nlne o'clock the utidiouce begat te suspect that thcre was something wrong. Tbe pulpit bad been arranged for a wedding, but tbere were no further Indications that two persens were te be made ene. Finally lieutenant Marshall came en tbe plattennand made a llttle speech as fellows; " I am sorry, my friends te disappoint you, but 1 cannot take this step. I feci that the Lord lead'j me In another direction." Then tJia withdrew, and lu a short time SonTier vvaVe rcauoje reminand of her forces in New Hampshire. The anuletrce" wcre distrusted and declined te Le consoled by an eiler te return the dimes collected at the deer. Heme dcclined te rccolte the prof fered meney, but threatened te sue for dam-ag4-for-vblMtlen of contract. Mr. Uuttorwerth was about next day, but looked extrcmaly sorrowful, llie Mid that lie had prayed frequently, but that for sorne reason unknown te him be did net get a re sponse from tbe Lord. He foared that Satan was at work, and when Ncllle told him that she could uet prnv he knew that the Kill Oue was at work. S'ellie. be said, declined te give any explanation of her conduct. I)cfe live .Iteinerli'H. He was a busy man and sbe was a society woman. Onoevening be suddenly looked up from bis paicr aud said: "lly the way, didn't we have u baby in this heuse about llie time Midland Ilread Ouage went up te OS?" "Yes," she said, ''Oscar was bem tbe night el the Irving reception." "lley, was It,?" lie said with a Hbew of interest. "I bad forgotten; must be about seven months old by this time. Where Is he?'' Sbe touched n hell, a servant appeared, and she ordered Ovnr te be brought Inte the presence of bis sire. Instead et whom the weeping nurfce appeared alone, aud with many tears con fessed that tbe infant Oscar bad been kid napped in the p.ist six weeks befere, and that the most careful search, aided by adver tisements in tlie daily papers had thus far failed te revcal bis whereabouts. Thus we soe that wealth is no barrier te sorrow, and Inte the homes of the rich utid tbe great, treuble creeps with its stealthy tread, and sometimes breaks up n whole evening of enjoyment. A Kiicccn.rul Lady Agriculturist. Frem the I'oceinoko (Md.) Times. One of tbe most successful agriculturists in Dorchester county is a woman a lady of siierier business capacity as well as roilno reilno roilne nient and culture. Her fortlle Holds are always iielnted out te tbe travoler as models of fjrmiiig. Tbe woman-farmer is Mrs. Geslln, residing hear I.lnkwoed. Sbe directs ull tbe details of the farm management. Though droughts or rains mayceiue, her crops never faib She delights in her occu pation. A wheat yield of ),G00 bushels lias just been garnered by Mrs. Geslln, und her peach orchard will meet as many dollars. The corn Held en the place Is admired by all tlie country round, te premising Is the grew tli. PniHUiinnU Fearfully Increasing. "Iho fact that there were 401 deaths fiem pneumonia In Chicago during tbe first two weeks of March need net surpiise anyone," said Dr. Ragman yesterday, " The weather has been of a nature te assist the progress of ull diseases of this class, and people neglect the most ordinary precautions. At this season no body should expese themselves te the cold ufter being overheated. As It Is Impossible te avoid this In all cases, however, and the nest best thing Is te me Uum'i Pcbe Malt Whisickt, which Is n sure prcventtvoer.na well as a remedy for pneumonia, diphtheria und all pulmonary troubles. The leading druggists and grocers sell it, and I consider It cheap, being entirely free from all adulteration." Oh, Sleep, It Is a Hlee.l Thing." The weary sufferer from sleepless nights aud flyspeptla pulnskiiews Irem bitter experience the wretchedness caused by lack of sleep. Rut Mr. E. K. McCeusky, of Hcllam,Fu., pleasantly writes, "ilrewi.'s Iren Hitters relieved me of dyspeptla symptoms, and gave me refreshing sleep." A Blcepless sufferer or anybody else can buy Rrewn's Iren Hitters for u dollar a bot bet bot tle of any geed druggiit. SPECIAL NOTICES. "I tune Adtl.ed my Daughter te try It, and she Is going te de te." lie further guys : " I called en you about six weeks age elck with bilious dlscaae. Yeu gave me a bettle of Dr. Kennedy's Favorlte Remedy and cct me all right. I want mera of It-" Thus wrltes a man who lives In Lubee, Me., te the proprietor, We are sure of hearing favorably from the lady, for this preparation la esuclly suited te tbe troubles from which women se often suffer. Alse for little children. HvlO-lmdAw CJEVEN DIFFEUENT UOHAX SOArs kj Int: the market te-day, Nent worthy of tha name but MILLER'S. mm: MANSION. THE "MANSION." ATLANTIC CITY, N. J. The Leading aud Largest Hetel. Finely leca ted, elegantly furnished und liberally manuged Electric bulls, llghis, und all modern liuprovu liuprevu meats. CI oed orchestra. OHAS. MeOIiADB, Proprietor. jyT-Smd AUGUST 7, 1885. MXDICAL. T 1ST OF DISEASES. F Brown's IRON BITTERS WILT, CUIIE HEADACHE, INDIGESTION, BILIOUSNESS, DYSPEPSIA, NEIIVOUS PltOSTltATION, MALAltIA, CHILLS AND FEVEltS, TIUED FEELING, GENERAL DEBILITY, PAIN IN the BACK AND SIDES, IMPURE BLOOD, CONSTIPATION, FEMALE INFIIIMITIES, RHEUMATISM, NEURALGLV, KIDNEY and LIVE It TROUBLES. FOR SALE BYALLDRUQGISTS. The Genuine has Trade Hark and crossed lied J.lnes en wrapper. TAKE NO OTHER. septWydAw ) CLUTUIKU. TrrKADQUAItTEUS FOR SUMMER Morlne Shirts and Drawers, dauze Undershlrta and Drawers, Cbolce Neckties, E. St W. Cellars and Cuffs, C. It C. Cellars and Cuffs, Crown Cellars and Cuffs The Best Fitting Dres3 Shirts. B1IIUT3 AND SOCIETY PAKAPUEKNAMA MADE TO OUDEU. At Erisman's, NO. 17 WESTK1N(J8TIIEKT. TJUItaEll & SUTTON. De Yeu Want Bargains ? IK YOU DO, UO TO THE GREAT CLEABIM SALE -AT BURGER MUTTON'S rcople'ii Clothing Emporium, NO. II CENTKK SQUAUE. Summer Clothing IS every VAIUETY ATIItICE9AS LIGHT A9 THE SIATEItlAI. MADE FK01I. IN OKDKIl TO I'KEPAltK FOIl THE FALL, TJtADE. NOW IS UNDOUbTUELT THE TlSlE TO HUT. Stere closes nt 0 p. m.,Satardnys excepted. Burger & Sutten, MERCHANT TAILOHS AND CLOTHIERS, Kbr24 Centre Square,- - LANCASTER. I'A. XOTIOXS. G HEAT KEDUCTION' AT ASTRICH'S Palace of Fashion, 13 EAST KING STREET, LANCASTER, PA. Having quite a Large Stock of EMBROIDERED SKIRTING, (15 INCHES WIDE) en hand, we have made some Large Reductions In the prices of some of them, In order te 1 educe our stock. Skirtings which wcre sold nt J1.25a yard me marked down te bio. a yard. feklrtlngs which coat $1.75 are new sold ter I l.'ii u yard, aud se en. The same thing with Allover Embroidery, (22 Inches wide), reduced from 75e. te 50c. ayaid, from 11.00 te "5c. a yard, from 1.50 te (1.13 u yard, from 11.05 te tl.25, and se forth. Tha next thing we have reduced In price Is Parasols and Sun Umbrellas. Our stock Is net very large, but we prefer sell ing them at cost prices te earring them ever till next year. SATIN PARASOLS, silk lined and trimmed in wide Spanish lace, reduced from $3.09 le 12.25. A Big Drlve In White Pearl Buttens. (WO gross, 18 te M lines, fair quality net pure white, hut tbe next thing te it at 10c. a cm d of two dozen. Elegant quality Ture White Pearl Buttens at rrein 7c. te 12c. a dozen. 50 gross Colored Ivery Jersey Wash Buttens at 5c. u dozen. HANDKERCHIEFS. SO dozen Gent's Whlte Linen Finish Handker chiefs, large slze, hemmed, worth 35c. upluce. We sell them three for 25c. Black Silk Jersey Mitts, 25c. a Pair. NEW KID GLOVES, Our Own Imvoktatiex. Three Butten, asserted Tane and Brawn, very flne quality, 50e, a pair. The same goods In four-button, 52c, a pair. HOSE, A full line of Intuits' Cotten Three-quarter Hese, In plain colored aud striped. Unit's Unbleached Becks, "super stout," worth 25e., at 2Cc. a pair. CHILD'S GAUZE VESTS, All sizes, from 12fe. up. CORSETS. Our " Unbreakable " at 10c. The " It. C," model shaped; tlie only Ceuct et tbe kind sold for that prlce 75c. ASTRICH'S PALACE OF FASHION, U EAST KINO STREET. BTOVXit. LINN A BKENEMAN. ECONOMY IN ?hf ?riat Iav?ntlen of th0 AK Steam nnd Het Air oemblnod, Fifty per SIMPLE IB1 CONSTRUCTION i 'r o0DBlneor reJ"lred te run it, no Explosions, no Gas, no Dust. Hundreds of oertlfloatcs testlfy as te Its betng the safest and most economical way of Heatlng Houbes. Every Heater warranted, and no pay roqulred till thoroughly tosted. Call and bee or Bend for circular. Soyeml Bocend-hand Het Air Furnaces en hand, as geed as new, will be sold at a bargain. ' Flinn & Breneman, NO. 162 NORTH QUEEN STREET, MXaVltHIONH. pENKYN J'AllK. Penryn ParK, -ON THE- Cornwall & Memt Hepe R, R, Excunlen Committee of Churches, Sunday Schools and ether select organization, In innli. tnir their Bummer arningements, should net neg Iect te reserve aday for l'cnryn l'ark. This dcllubtrul resort Is situated In the midst of the SOUTH MOUNTAINS And lu ground covering hundreds of acres ae easy of access from all parts of central Ponn Penn sylvanla. Fer the free Uicef vxcuislenlsU thcre ure extenalve CUOQUETAND LAWN TENNIS GUOUNDS, LARGE D.VNCINO PAVILION, IIAND STAND, KITCHEN, IIA8KET AND CLOAK ROOMS, aud OBSERVATORY On tbe Summit of the Mountain. There Is also a refreshment room In charge of a competent caterer, where uiealscan he procured at moderate rates, a photograph gallery mid numerous ether attractive features. Ne liquors allowed en the grounds. Excursions from ull points en tbe Philadelphia AReadlngand Reading A Columbia Itallieuds will be cairied direct le the l'ark without change or cars. Complete Infemiutlnn can be obtained and en gagements rnVcUMl with parlies from nil points en the Philadelphia X Reading nnd Reading A Columbia Railroad?, upon application te C. U. Hancock, General Pusucngeruud Ticket Agent, Philadelphia A Reading Railroad, S27 fceuth Fourth street, Philadelphia, Pa'., and with parties from Lebanon by applying te the undersigned, CARL VON SCIIMALENSBE. Bupt. Cornwall & MU Hepo Railroad, mavs-3ind Ibanen l'a. s UAIMEKOKISBb. If ni LNS n Cornwall & Lebanon AND Colobreok Valley Railroad.' MT. GRETNA PARK, In the heart el the Seuth Mountain, nn the line of the nbevu re.ul, Is ellercd u Individuals and associations Free of Charge. These grounds, covering hundreds of acrc, It" easy of access from ull parts of Eastern Pennsylvania. -Thcrearn .MOUNTAIN STREAMS.spanncd by rustic bridges! MOUNTAIN SPRlNl.b, walled up lth native xandstone ; S1IAD1 WALKS and PROMENADES. A LARUE DANCING PAVILL10N, LARUE DININO HALL. KITCHEN, DININO ROOM, und TABLES, BENCHES and RUSTIC SEATS, scattered through the grove for the free use et excursionists. LAWN TENNIS, CROQUET, BALL GROUNDS, BOWLING ALLEV, SHOOTING GAL LERY, QUOITS AMD FOOT BALL Are among the amusements etfercd. Ne Intoxicating; Drinks Allewed en tbe Premisos. JW Parties desiring It, nan procure meals at the PARK RESTAURANT, which will bounder the charge of MR. E. M. BOLTZ, the noted caterer of tlie LEBANON VALLEY HOUSE, who will been the greundt throughout tha sea ten, giving It his personal stinervlalen. .xcurBionsirein nn points en I'unnsylva 11 nla 11. U. will be canted direct te the Park u Hil out change of cars. Id-Excursion rates and full Information can be obtained and engagements eitected with parties from all points en the Pennsylvania lt.lt. upon application te GEO. W. BOYD, As sistant General Passenger Agent, P. R. R Ne. U Seuth Fourth street, PhUauulpliLi, or te J. C. JENNINGS, SupU C. A L. A C. V. R. It., Lebanon, Pa. myRWnid HATH ANU CAM. Quwnisixa reductions. Surprising Reduction in Summer Hats ! AT W.D.STAUPFER&CO.'S, Leading Manufactuilng Hatters. All our FIne Line of Fashionable Straw and Light Derby Hats being bold new Regaidh-ss of Cost. Such Extraordinary Reductions never befere erTered. Our less your gutn. Still a few of these Nice Light Felt Huts at ac. Don't miss nbarguln. Everything New In Season. . I). STAUEEER & CO, (SHULTZ Jt BROfJ.'OLD STAND), NO. 31 &5 33 NORTH QUEEN ST., LANCASTER. I'A. SVECTACLES. OTJPKRIOR SPECTACLES -AND- EYE-GLASSES. Microscopes, Field Glasses, Barometers, Telo Tele scopes, Mugle Lanterns, Thermometers, Draw ing Instruments, 1'hUosephlcal and Chemlcal Apparatus. List and Descriptions of our Ten Catalogues sent FREE en application. QUEEN &CO., NO. 924 CHESTNUT ST. marS-lyd&w PHILADELPHIA STOCKS. SoeiVuiTBit GRKENOUail. aBANKEKS.E Orders executed for cash or en margin for all securities current In the New Yeik muiket. Correspondence Invited. MEMBERS OK THE NEW YORK STOCK EX CHANGE AND PROPRIETORS OF POOR'S MANUAL OF RAILWAYS. 45 Wall Streot, New Yerk. ocU-lydeod rruiE BEST X the City, nt UARTMAN'S 60 HAVANA CIGAR IN YELLOW FRONT C1GAU STORE, YOU CAN SAVK MONEY. By buying your Underwear, Shirts, Werk, lug Pants, Overall, Cellars, Cum, ilandkur chleft, Suspenders, Uinbiellusaud Notions. At BECHTOLD'S, Ne. ii North Queen Street. -Slgu of the Big Stocking. P. S Choice Bulldlnir Lets. Stene and Sand I HEATING! LANCASTER, PA. CLOTH 1 Ml. M KltCIIAKT TAILOJU I. IcCATJLET, MERCHANT TAILOR I NO. 131 NORTir QUEEN ST. (Uuchmlllcr's Ilutldlng.) ONE OF THE FINEST LINES OF FOREIGN & DOMESTIC GOODS, FOR THE SPRING AND SUMMER TRADE, EVER SHOWN IN THIS CITY. 3-Cttll nnd take a leek at the goods, and you will be sure te have your muuuru taken for a suit. Junc9-lyd F INK TAILOIUNO. 1885. SPRING 1885. H. GERHART, FINETAILORfNft The Largest and Choicest Assortment of X FINE WOOLENS IN THE CITY OK LANCASTER. All the Latest Novelties in FANCY SUITING. A CHOICE LINE OF SPRING OVERCOATING. THE VERY BEST WORKMANSHIP. Prices te suit all and iJI goods warranted as represented at hU new store. Ne. 43 North Queen St. f (OPPOSITE THE POSTOFUCK.) H. GERHART. M YCKS fc ItATHVON. Suits te Order FOR THE F0T SEASON ! ! Thirty Different Styles -OF- SERGES IN OUR STOCK, IN ALL THE POPULAR COLORS AND SHADES. MARKED FROM THFIR ORIGINAL PRICE TO VERY LOW FIUURLb. SERGES IN BLUE, GRAYS, BROWNS, BLACK. PLUM, WINE.GREENS, DRAB, FAWN AND WHITE. WHITE & FIGURED DUOKS. Fer Vesting for Erenlng Wnir. PONGEES AND SEERSUCKERS 1NU WEAR. FOR EVEN LEADING CLOTHIERS, NO. 12 EAST KING STREET, LANCASTER. PA VUR PRICES FOR SU11EE GOODS LEAD Til K MARK F.T. Reduction Pries List of Men's, Beys' and Children's CLOTHING. THIN COATS ntlOc. SEERSUCKER COATS und VESTS from fl.I3 up. BetterSKERSUCKERS nttl.73. MEN'S BUSINESS SUITS at il.50, 13.00, KJ.0O. and 7.ee. ' MEN'S DRESS SUITS at fS.W, $1000,fll.00 and $11.00. MEN'S BUSINESS PANTS at75e. MEN'S ALL-WOOL CASSIMERE PANTS at $:.), .vw mid w.oe. BOY'S SUITS ut JiOO, fj.60, $3.00, ll.fO, 3.00 up te $100. CHILDREN'S SUITS horn $1.25 upward. Custom Department. Onr specialties In this department ure Weel Sergo Suiting In all Celers, the sumo woinuke te order In rirxt-cluss Htylcs ler $11.00. ALL.WOOL l'AN'ia te order at $3.00, $100, 3.00, $0.00, $7.00, $s.w. The place te trade Is whom you can get the meht ter your money, and where you can have the largest vailety te tclcct from. L. eiNSMAN & BR0 THE FASHIONABLE MERCHANT ITAILORS AND CLOTHIERS, Nea. 08-60 NORTH QUEEN ST., (Right en tha Southwest Cor. of Orange Street,) LANCASTER, PA. OrOpen Eve until six o'clock, Saturday until I rt'elrw'lr. Knt. AnnnuMAil .villi u.i, ntli.p 10 o'clock. Net MYERS & Mill, for lale. clothing beuse In the city. 4 )