. ..
Voleme XIX-Ne. 14G.
VLOTUISO.
1 .1. KKISMAH.
Gent's Mil GoeOs.
Neckties, Silk Handkerchiefs, Silk and Cabh
mere Mufflers. Linen Handkerchiefs, Fine
Shirts, Underwear, Fur Spring Tep
Gloves, Caster Gloves.CeIIars.CuHs.
Suspenders, docket Heeks. Card
Cases, ladles Satchels. Pho
tograph ami Autograph
Alliums, Perfumery,
Cigar Cases, 8carl
IMns, Sleeve
lluttens,
Ac.
WON'T FAIL TO SEE THE fillAND MS
PLAY.
E. J. ERISMAN,
NO. 50 NORTH QUEEN STREET.
s,
S. ItATMVON.
OVERCOATS,
Dress Suits,
Business Suits,
Pantaloons,
Waistcoats,
In desirable winter materials, made prompt
ly te order ler men uiul boys, at bottom prices
ler the next two months, ut
S. 8. RATI1Y0FS
Merchant Tailoring Establishment,
Ne. 101 N. Queen St.,
liMmeed LANCASTER, FA.
LM'KUIAL NOTICIC.
Greatest Ileutictien of the Season.
Te make room for our New Spring Stock we
will cle-e out the balance of our Clothing at
Roltem Prices.
SUITS.
Fennerly $20.00 New $17.00
Formerly $18.00 New eiR.OO
Formerly $10.00 New $13.00
Formerly $14.00 New $12.00
Formerly $12.00 New $10.00
Fermcily $10.00 New $ 8.00
OVERCOATS.
Formerly $18.00 New $15.00
Formerly $10.00 New $13.00
formerly $1-1.00 New $12.00
Formerly $12.(10 New $10.00
Formerly $ 7..r,0 New $ fi.00
CAM. EARLY
TO SECURE
BARGAINS.
THE 1IEST
D. B. Mer & Sen
24 CENTRE SQUARE,
I. ANCASTK.lt.
s,,,:
CI A I. NlfTICK,
THE
GREATEST REDUCTION OP ALL
-IN
FINE CLOTHES,
AT
E G-EMART'S
TA JL OJilNG KSTA ULlSJlMENl,
NO. 0 BAST KING STREET,
In order te reduce stock anil make room
ler the SPRING TRADE, I will make up te
order ler tie remainder of tne season, all
HEAVi WEIGHT WOOLENS at
COST PRICE.
This Great Reduction is ler cash only, and
will enable cash buyers te secure a line suit of
clothes or an oerceatas low as they can buy
them ready-made.
11. GERHART.
G
KKAT
SWEEPING REDUCTION
IN
MERCHANT TAILORING.
As atlhis time el year PANTS are the prin
cipal article needed amongst Gentlemen, and
in order leTcecp our hands tullyempleycd.we
make te order PANTS nt prices that dety any
body te buy the same finality et goods, made
and trimmed like euis, leady made up.
WE M AK E TO ORDER
Mixed All-Weel Cassimcrc PANTS at.
$3 oe
Btriped All-Well Cassimere PANTS at....
All-Weel Extra Heavy PANTS at
All AYoel Cheviot PANTS at
Plain Worsted PANTS at
Fancy Weisled PANTS at
Scotch All-Weel Cheviot PANTS at
EtraFine Foreign Puntaloeningsal
$0.W, $7.00, 3.00, $11 00, $I0.MI.
s r.e
4 00
4 re
:. oe
r r.e
i; in)
SUITS TO ORIXER.
A Geed Woolen Rusiness SUIT f 12 03
An All-Weel Heavy Cassimere SUIT U 00
An All-Weel Cheviot SUIT IS 00
An All-Weel Scotch Cheviot SUIT 10 fle
A Fine Worsted UlT IS 0(1
An Extra Fine Worsted SUIT 20 00
A Foreign Cassimere or Worsted SU IT... i"i CO
Jes-Whellicr you wish te purchase or net,
pleae call and be convinced of the RARE
BARGAINS we are new offering te the public.
I. Gansman & Bre.,
THE FASHIONABLE
Merchant Tailors and Clothiers,
GK-8 SOUTH QUEEN STREET,
Bight en the Southwest Cerner et Orange Si.
LANCASTER, PA.
J8The cheapest and mestieliable Clothing
Heuse In the city.
SAJHUKL. H. PRICK, AlTOKSEV, HAN
Bemeved his Ofiice ireui ft.Xertn Duke
Street te Ne. 41 GRANT STREET, luimedl
ately In Rear of Court Heuse, Leng's New
BUUtUBg. ml7-tld
CLOlJWfU, VNDKHWBAH, SV.
J.
K. hMAUHO'.S UA1CU. Addenda.
FRIENDS AND PATRONS This may be the
last chance te t-ecure the greatest bargains In
line Heavy-weight WOOLENS ever etleredln
this city. Remember, I am going te close
them eutlf possible thisscasen. I nave handled
this class el goods ler ever 25 years. I am
thoroughly familiar with the merits et all the
leading makes et cloth in the market and de
say I think Hie F. & II. and Johanny Edrcc'ens
aic supeiler In finish, mere reliable in color
and mere durable than any cloths produced
in the WORM). Rcmeinbei, also. I am the
only ni.inin this city that has the NERVE te
tackle these line, high priced goods. They can
only be bad in large cities at prices net
less tlian $70 te $7.. 1 am closing mine
out at $40 a suit.
1 am having a great Roem In Treuseiings.
I am offering Hcavy-Weights Irem J3.50
te $10 a pair make :i note el this. 1 have
among iny line the best English and
Frencli patterns, that cannot be bad in Phila
dclpbia ter less than $15 te SIS a pair.
Thanking the public ler the kind patronage
extended particularly since my gre.it reduc
tion in juices, I shall endeavor te give en
tire satisfaction toallmypatrens. Belusagain
able te attend te business, 1 will superintend
every department of the tradu personally and
will guarantee te sccuie te every one the
glfatest value for their Investment. All
my productions are warranted ie be et
superior CHARACTER AND TONE from any
ether house In the Hade, having in my employ
the best skilled workmen Hern the city. Un
less entirely .satisfactory te the customer 1
will net allow it te goeul. Sllace your
oidci-alenceul
121 North Queen Street.
LANCASTER, PA.
Neta IJlne. I have a let et Remnants of
Fine Cleths and Cassimercs, suitable lorchil lerchil
dren, te which 1 invite theatteutien el mothers
et small boys Hern live te ten years et age.
These Remnants aie of the HncM ami best
quality of goods, and can be li.nl IreiiifiUccnts
tefl Ma Suit.
K
OSKNSTKIN'd.
BARGAINS
AT
EOSMSTEHSP&
THE GREATEST P.ARUAINS
-IN
-AND-
CASTOR GLOVES,
WILL IfE OFFERED AT
A. H. ROSENSTEIN'S
NEXT TUESDAY.
Kveij p.iir waiiautcd
clsewheic, $I..V).
anil only He; piifc
A LARGE LOT OF
Gentlemen's Medicated Underwear
At il)c; leimerpiire, W.!K
WOOLEN
CARDIGAN
A17" Cents
JACKETS
ONLY A FEW MORE OF THOSE
Fine SILK, SATIN, and PLUSH
SOARFSLefc,
Al HCenls.
)U SPUTNUKT Y LES
OK
Fine Woolens
Will be ready ler inspection
KKXr WEDNESDAY.
They comprise all the Latest Woolens the
market allerd,
MK.JAMKSS. NOWI. UN, whose reputation
:i, si hrst-el.ihs cutter has been lully estab
lished, is still employed by me.
49-My Stock et READY-MADE CLOTHING
will be sold lcg.udless of cost.
A. H. Eesenstein,
Ne. 37 North Queen St
-.Opnoaite the Grape Hetel.
t NMOll.NCKMhVf IfXlKAOKOINAKV.
GRAND
CLOSING SALE
TILL MARCH 1, 18S3.
ENTIRE WINTER STOCK
HEAVY SUITS,
OVERCOATS.
Underwear, Knit Jackets, Hosiery,
GENTS' FURNISHING GOODS,
TRUNKS and VALISES,
Rubber Coats and Hats,
AT
HALF VALUE,
FOB 30 DAYS ONLY.
The Pena Hall -Clothing Heuse,
HIESH & HBO,
Nes.2aud4N.lneenSt.
sepS
lvd
TJA'IS, CAt'S AMI TUllP,
Hats, Caps and Furs.
JOHN SIDES has liuiehased ibeentlre stock
el Hats, Cups and Fuih lately belonging te the
' 11 rm et Shultz & Rre., fashionable li.itters. and
new eucrs iiiein ler sale, retail and wiiolc wiielc
sale, at Kreatlv reduced itrite.-t at Nes. 3l and
3! NORTH QUEEN ST., the well-established
Hal Stere et the late llrm et Hmltz ft Rre.
Special inducements, ellried te country niitr
cliants. Mr. Sides-will continue the llat busi
ness and constantly keep en hand the late-t
ami best styles. He lias employed Heniy A.
and Wm. Shultz. of-the late firm of Shnllz &
Rie., who are experienced batters.
JOHN SIDES,
O-Ui'CKSisOR'lO SHU I
.tz& r.iie )
ll'itld
LANCASTER,
DKT GOODS,
J.B
MA1CTIN & CO.
IF YOU NEED ANYTHING IN OUR
Dry Goods Department,
Gents' Furnishing
e
Upholstering Goods '
Carpet
Wall Paper
Queensware
M
c(
((
Give us a call and we will convince you at
once that we have the LARGEST STOCK and
LOWEST PRICES in the city Even it you de
net wish te purchase call and examine our
stock, as we consider It no tieublc toshew
GOODS.
J. B. MARTIN & CO.,
Cor. West King and Prince Streets,
LANCASTER. PA.
w
ATT, SHAND CO.
SPEOIAL SALE
OF
Linens and Housekeeping Goods
OF OUR OWN IMPORTATION.
Watt, Shand & Ce.
Are new showing tlie laigcstand best -selected
stock et
KLEACHED AND UNRLEACIIED TARLE
LINENS,
TURKEY-RED DAMASKS
And TARLK COVERS,
TOWELS, NAPKINS and D'OYI.I KS,
That has ever been shown In tills eity.
SPEGTA L BA U GA INS :
lte tlez. TOW ELS at 4e. eanh.
5iile.. All-Linen TOWELS at 10c. each.
Sutlei. Extra-Large TOWELS al Vy,c eaeh.
2ide. Knotted Fringe DAMASK TOWELS at
?jc. fiaeh.
r.n dez. moieef these lameusU R A PE-BORDER
TOWELS at rc. eaeh.
Weaie offering the balaneeel ourStectot
Blankets, Comforts and Felt Skirls
'without regard te their cost.
BARGAINS IN EVERY DEPARTMENT
AT TUB
New Yerk Stere,
8 and 10 EAST KING STREET.
M
KT.!ER & KADullMAN
HOUSE FIJUNISlIf Nft U00PS
FROM-
AUCTION
-AT
k
CHEAP STORE.
TAKLE LINENS al 23, 2S,:).W, 44,50, (il, 7S,
STcts., $1.00 and $Li".
LINEN NAPKINSat."rfl.7.'.eU., .00, $l.i. $1.7.1
2 0),$iM)1f.l.0Jaiid $l.0 per ilez. Olie
Special Let Fine Quality. Large
at $2 a tlez., Reg. Price, $.!.
TOWELS lrem 4e a pair up in 75e. Special
Kilt-gains ut 15, , anil ::icts.
COUNTERPANES
At SO. C5, 7.", SO, Sl'AcUi, $1.(0, $1.2.i, 91.50. $2.(0
2..r.0. ami a tew- et llio&e extia finality Jlar-
sellles Quilts from the Fire, at $ 1C0,
worth $r.0O. Don't tail te see them
m they areaUBEAT KARGAIN.
FEATHERS.
WK KEEl'
NONE HUT THE
CURED.
KEST STEAM
IF YOU WANT-
MUSLINS
Ol any l:ind, we
have them at the
PRICES.
LOWEST
' (CHEAP STORE.)
43 WEST KING ST., LANCASTER,
( Hetwc-en the trooper Heuse and Serrel
Hetel.)
Her.-e
HUOKH AND HTJiVIONBKY
VTAr.KNriNKS.
V VALENTINES.
VALENTINES.
VALENTINES in every variety at
L. M. FLYNN'S
ROOK AN1 STATIONERY STORE,
42 WEST KING STREET.
1883. 1883.
VALENTINES!
AN ELEGANT LINE OF
Novelties
FOR THE
Valentine Season
AT THE
BOOKSTORE
OF-
Jehn BaerV Sens,
Nes. 15 and 17 North Quean Street.
SIGN OF THE BOOK.
fcb'Mfd
Gl
KNClNr. CONNECTICUT CIUAKS
11
urs
ter J5 ets., first-class Pennsylvania eiy
l.' ter i" i ts , fir 41..MI pel- hundred at
II ARTS1 .V.-. YELLOW FRONT ClUAl
S.TORE.
MutHUghu,
FA.. TUESDAY. FEBRUARY 20, 1883.
SH0KT ST0BIES.
PKOCIOB KNOTT AMD THE YANKEE
The Humors of Dally Life In Washiaten
and Elsewhere A Modern Zoological
Anecdote
Procter Knett, who has the reputation
of being the best story-teller in Kentucky,
where most of the geed stery-tellers live,
gives an account of an interview with a
certain Mr. Watkins, of Vermont, which
he tells with a skill of facial expression
that would have made his fortune en the
stage. The rules about admission te the
Heet of the Heuse are very strict, and v
'conversation with a member can only be
had by an outsider by bending in a card
through the doorkeeper, when the mem
ber emerges, hurries through the talk, and
gees in again. As members are usually
pretty well occupied, it is expected that
these interviews shall be as brief as pos
sible. One day Mr Knett received the
card of Mr. Watkins, of Vermont, whom
he did net knew. He went out, met a
long, lean man with a solemn countenance,
and this conversation followed :
"Be you Mr. Knett, the funnyman?''
"Yes, sir," said Mr. Knett promptly,
"and I'm a great deal funnier than you'd
suppose. The fact is that I don't dare te
be as funny as I can be. I've already sac
rificed the lives of several of my friends
through a reckless exercise of my humor
ous powers, and I go about under a con
stant sense el self restraint."
"Be you from the Blue Glass region or
the Pennyryal?"
"I'm from the Pcnuyryal." Here Mr.
Knet1 began te be a little uneasy. They
were just beginning a roll-call in the
Heuse. Mr. Watkins shifted te his ether
feet, and began again : "What kind of
cattle de they have down in Kentucky ?"
"Well, we still have a very fiue breed
of the megatherium tbcie. But the pleio pleie
sautus and the icthyesaurus. I'm sorry te
suy, are rapidly dying out. It will be a
gi cat less te the state, because they are
very tame and have been used a great
deal for domestic jmi-peses. A geed mauy
of the ladies make pets of them."
Mr. Wfitkins ' seemed a little surprised,
but he get en the ether feet, and changed
the subject :
"De you knew Mary Andersen ?"
"Oh, very well "
"Is hhe se putty?"
"Ravishingiy beautiful."
Mr. Watkins paused a moment. Mr.
Knett could hear the roll-call tiaveling
rapidly tewaul the K's. "Did you ever
see her play in Komee and Juliet?"
"Ob, frequently."
"De you think Itomce and Juliet is the
best play Shakespeare ever wrole ?"
"Well new, my fiiend, you'll have te
excuse me from expressing an opinion en
that point. Yeu see I'm coming up for
re election, and feeling is i tinning pretty
high in my district new en that very ques
tion. About ball" of my constituents say
that Remee and Juliet is the best play
Sbakcsrcaie ever wi ete, and about half
of them swear it isn't. He you see if I
.should commit myself it would damage
me very much in the campaign."
' Oh," said Mr. Watkins. Then he
pulled out of bis pocket a little Connecti
cut watch, about the size of a quarter
dollar. " De they sell many of them in
Kentucky?"
"Well, I've forgotten the price per
peck," Faid Mr. Knett ; "they'ie usually
sold by the peek, they don't often sell a
bushel at a time."
Mr. Watkins was surprised, but he
didn't go away. He only changed te the
ether feet. Meanwhile the reading clerk
inside the hall had begun en the K'j. "Say
I sce iu the Try bune that it took a regi
ment of men and two cannon te hang a
man iu Kentucky. New I want te knew
if 1 hat's be?"
"Ne, sir. It is net se. That Tribune
is a most irntmstwerthy newspaper. The
truth is this: We knew it has been said
lately in the North that we couldn't hang
a man for minder in Kentucky, and se we
niaile up our minds that we must have a
hanging for the benefit of the state. There
was a tiial ending just then, and we agreed
that the fact that the jury had acquitted
the man couldn't be allowed te interfere.
Te be sure, he was innocent itwasaper
fectly clear case but the honor of Ken
tucky was at stake, and what ceuia we
de? We hanged him, sir, but it took a
vtkelc brigade of soldiers and a paik el
artillery te de it. That shows you jut
hew near that Tribune gees te the facts."
''Say, there's another thing I wanted te
see you about, I've .heard that people
down your way chew and smoke during
meeting. That ain't se, is it?"
Mr. Knett was angry at last. "Ne, sir,
it's an infamous falsehood. It's true that
the boys usually have a poker-deck in
their pockets, and if the sermon is a little
long they get down between the pews and
have a little game and open a bottle el
whisky. But the statement, sir, that they
chew tobacco during church services is a
miserable lie of the Yankee press."
Mr. Watkins seemed satisfied with, thi
assniance. He steed still a moment ;
"Well, I thought I'd like te make jour
acquaintance, Mr. Knett," and he went
away, and the Kentucky member fled into
the hall in tirae te be ceuntad among the
stiagglers en the roll-call.
The Modern Zoological Ar.ffilote.
San Francl-ee Pest.
A tall, thin, scientific looking man, with
a geatee and blue glasses, entcied the
gate and remarked in an insinuating man
ner :
" Of conrseyeu pass the scientific fia
ternity ?"
" Of course we de net," said the .show
man. " What, net the savants, net the pion
eers in the great march of mind into the
nitherland of the infinite beyond ?" re
turned the professor with great smpiise.
" I will net deceive you," sarcastically
replied the propiieter of the only sala
mantler ;" we pass nothing but the quills
en the fretful porcupine-! mean the
press, leu cant sec tue estrmges untcss
you come down and put up."
" Dear me, dear me." sighed the scien
tist reflectively. "Te think that a pre -fesiev
of cosmegraphio oenchology should
b3 denied admittance te a third class
zee ! Has the hkamgatibns been fed
yet?"
" Skatu which ? ' asked the tiger ins -
piner ?
"The
?k.im;iatilius.
You've j$et one,
haven't you ?'
"Y-oes: I believe we've a small
female soniewlicre," said the giizzly's
fiiend, doubtfully.
' I never knew a fust class collection
te have less than two pair," said the pro pre pro
fisser contemptuously. " Hew de your
azimuths stand the cold weather, eh '.'"
" Azimuths ?" asked the Napeleon az az
Siegater of of curiosities ; "what's them?
rfeme new kind of bird you don't mean
estri ""
' Ostridgcs bj; hanged 1" said the suo sue suo
crsser of Darwin :" estrides are neth
ing. I've shot mere estiidgcs with quail
shot than you've get hairs en jour head.
Yeu don't actually mean te sit thcra and
tell me you haven't a single azimuth te
your back !"
" Don't believe I have," admitted the
alligator breeder, mortified : " what are
they like ?"
" Oh, they're of tbe order Spinalis Spic-
metis, about eight feet high. Fur peels
off in the spring, you knew the Siberian
species I mean. I suppose you've get one
of these rectangular African flipgoehlies
that reached New Yerk the ether day ?"
" Ne, I'm darned if I have," said the
much-agitated showman. " Here I've
been keeping an agent in New Yerk en a
big salary te leek eat for attractions, and
he doesn't catch en te the first blamed
thing. Spends all our money en second
hand panthers and kangaroos with the
rheumatics. I'll bounce him by tele
graph." ' Haven't even get a flipgoehly, eh ?"
mused the scientist in a tone of great pity,
" And I shouldn't be surprised if you
didn't have a golden-crested cuspidor in
your whole show."
" Neither I have, neither I have," re
plied the wretched promoter of pelicans
in a tone of great bitterness. " S'pose
you just step in, sir, and leek round ;
mebbe there's something else you could
say"
" N-n-e, I guess net," said the tall
man " It would hardly pay me te spend
se much valuable scientific time in a
fourth-class show like this. Net even an
azimuth, eh ? I should think you'd be
afraid of being actually mobbed some
time. I'm sorry for you, my geed man ;
sorry for ydu ; I've no doubt you mean
well, but net a solitary skamgatibus ?
Great Scott !"
Wnat Did the Apostle Paul Say?
Christian at Werk.
The ether evening ltev. Mr. Philacter
sat down at the tea-table with a very,
thoughtful air, and attended te the wants
of his breed in a very abstracted manner.
Presently he looked up at his wife, and
get1
" The Apostle Paul ! "
" Get an awful lump en the head 'satar 'satar 'satar
uoeu," broke iu the pastor's eldest seu,
"playing baseball. Bat flew out of
striker's hands when I was umpire, and
cracked me light above the ear, and drop
ped me. Hurt? Gelly !" And the lad
shook his head in a dismal, but expressive
pantomime, as he tendeily rubbed a lump
that looked like a biliiaid ball with ban ban
en it.
The pastor giavely paused for the inter
ruption, and resumed :
" The Apostle Paul"
" Saw Mrs. Dash down at Grcenbaum's
this afternoon," said his eldest daughter,
addressing her mother. " She had ou the
same old everlasting black silk made ever
with a vest of gieen silk, coat tail basque
pattern, overskirt made with diagonal
folds in front, cdned with deep fringe ;
dark felt bar, with black velvet facing
and pale bine llnwers. alie s going te
Chicago."
The geed miuister waited patiently, and
then in tenes which were just a shade
louder thau bofero. he resumed :
" The Apostle Paul"
" Went in swimmiu' last night with
Henry and Ben, and stepped en a clam
shell," exclaimed his younger seu ; " and
cut my feet e I can't wear my shoe ; and,
please, can 1 stay at home te-morrow?"
The pastor informed his son
that he could stay away from the liver,
and again essayed his subject of conver
sation. He said :
' The Apostle Paul says"
' My teacher is an awful story teller,"
shouted the second seu ; "he says the
world is as round as an orange, and turns
round all the time faster than a circus man
can ride. T guess he hasn't get much
sense."
The mother lifted a warning linger
tewatd the boy, and said, " Sli !" and the
father resumed :
" The Apestle Paul says"
" Don't bite off twice as much as yen
can chew," breke out the eldest son, re
proving the assault of his little sister en
piece of cake.
The pastor's face showed just a trille
of anuoyauce as he said in a very firm
and decided tone :
" The Apostle Paul says"
" There's a lly in the butter," cried the
youngest hepelul of the family, and a gen
eral laugh followed.
" When silence had been restored the
eldest daughter, with au air of curiosity,
said :
" Well; pa, I really would leek what the
Apostle Paul said."
" Pass the mustard," said, the pastor
sternly.
And new Sue question is : wnat aid tue
apestle really say that Rev. Mr. Philacter
could have se curiously construed ? Or is
it the New Version !
Didn't Get an Invite.
Washington Critic.
A distinguished member of Congress
met non. Tem Ochiltree in the lobby of
Williard's last Friday night, and tapping
the warm hearted statesman familiarly en
the back said, " Helle Tem ; did you get
au invitation te tbe ball in honor of the
Marquis of Leruo ?"
" Invitation hell," said Tem ; "I didn't
want ene.
" I wanted te go te that ball very much
indeed, said the congressman, " and I
feel quite indignant because Minister
West neglected te send me an invite."
" Why didn't you go any hew, invita
tion or no invitation," said Tem. "That's
the way we de down in our country. I
just read an article lrem a Texas paper
giving an accennt el hew Uilly txrunu,
who had failed te rccive an invitation te a
ball, went anyhow, and when he was re
monstrated with drew his pistol and shot
two people . Some of these days we will
send Hilly Grubb up here te Congress and
then see if the British minister will neg
lect him iu the manner he did you."
Byren never uttereied truer words than
when he said, "Physicians mend or end us "
Rut while doctors disagree, nil the world has
agreed that thcie Is no leinedy equal te Pr.
Rull'.s Ceu"li syrup.
W. H. Sticker. Mt. Carincl, Pa., s.iys:
"Biown's Iren ISltters Ins done mere ler me
than any medicine I have ever u-cd." Fer
hale by h. B. Cochran, druggist, 137 and 13')
Nei th yncen street. f I'J-lwdAw
Tlie finest lenses made are beimt mounted
in Celluloid frames. They are handsome,
1 hint and strenc and alve better satisfaction
than ether Eye-Glassea. Fer sale by all leud
ing Jewelers and Opticians. f lU-lwdeed
The worst forms et liver disease cured by
Simmons Liver Regulator..
1 Wleli .verybeIy te Knew.
Rev. Geerge 11. Thayer, an old clti7.cn el
this vicinity known te every one as a most
Influential citizen ami christian minister et
the M. E. church, just this moment stepped in
our store te say, " I wihli everybody te knew
that i consider mat oetri iiiyieii anu who ewe
our lives te Shlleh's CorMiiaptien Cure." It
is havinit a tremendous u ever our counters
and is giving perlect sati et!en in all cases
et Lun:; Diseases, such ici nothing else has
done. DRS. MATCHETT A FRANCE.
RotmceK. Iiid., May 15, 78.
Sold by 11. B. Cochran, d juggist, Nes. 137 antl
1S North Queenstreet, Lancaster, teblleedt
Liquid 'Glue.
Dan'l Plank, et Brooklyn. Tleg.i Ce., Pa.,
descilbesit thus: "Irede thirty miles for a
bottle ot'ihemis' Eclcctric Oil, which effected
the wonderful cure et a crooked limb in six
Applications ; it proved worth mere than geld
te me." Fer sale by II. B. Cochran, druggist,
137 and 19 Neith Queen street.
Palpitation or the Heart.
.1. M. Might, Syracuse, N. Y., writes : "When
1 lirst commenced using your Burdock Bleed
Bitters I was troubled with flutteringand pal
pitation et the heart, I felt weak-and languid,
with a numbness et the limbs; since using,
my heart has net troubled me and the numb
ing sensation is all gene. Price $1. Fer sale
by 11. B. Cochran, drugM, 137 and 1311 North
Queen street.
qiME rCKKST AMD BEST.
Remedy Ever Made.-It Is CeraOBDded
from Heps, Malt, Buchu, Man
drake, and Dandelion.
The eldest, best, most renowned and valu
able medicine In tbe world, and in addition It
contains all the best and. meat ettective cura
tive properties el all ether remedies, being the
greatest liver regulator, bleed purifier, and
life and health restoring agent en earth.
It gives new life and vigor te the axed and
infirm. Te clergymen, lawyers, literary men,
ladles, and all whom sedentary employments
cause irregularities et the Bleed, Stomach,
Rowels, or Kidncjs, or who require an ap
petizer, tonic, and mild stimulant, it is invalu
able, being highly curative, tonic and stimu
lating, without being intoxicating.
Ne matter what your leelmgs or symptoms
arc, or what the disease or ailment is, use Hep
Bitters. Don't wait until you are sick, bat it
you only feel bad or miserable use the bitters
at once. It may save your life. Hundreds
have been saved by se doing, at a moderate
cost. Ask your druggist, or physician. De
net sutler yourself or let your friends suffer,
but use and urge them te use Hep Bitters.
It you have lameness in the loins, with fre
quent pains and aches ; numbness or the thigh;
scanty, paintul and frequent discharge et
urine, tilled with pus, und which will turn
red by standing ; a veracious appetite and un
quenchable thirst ; harsh and dry skin ;
clammy tongue, often darkly furred ; swollen
and intlammcd gums ; drepsical swelling of
the limbs ; frequent attacks of hicceugh ;
inability te void the urine and great fatigue In
attempting it you arc sutlcring from some
form et Kidney or Urinary Complaint, such
us I'.meiiT's Disease et the kidneys, stone or
inllamiijivtlen of the bladder, gravel and renal
calculi, diabetes, stranguary stricture and re
tention et the urine, and Hep Bittcrs-ls the
only remedy that will permanently cure you.
Remember, Hep Bitters is no vile, drugged,
drunken nostrum, but the purest and best
medicine ever made and no person or family
should be without it.
Don't risk any et the highly lauded stull
with testimonials et great cures, but ask your
neighbor, druggist, pastor or physicians what
Hep Hitters lias anil can de for'yeu and test it.
janyj-lyce.lTTu&S&w
MUSICAL IXSTRUJatiNTS.
ri-n'AKUSHED 18K5.
H. COUTH,
MANUFACTURERS' AGENT FOR THE
Weber, Steinway,
Kranicli & Bach
PIANO-FORTES.
Masen & Hamlin, Pelenbet & Ce.'s
ORGANS.
Aildiess Correspondence te
Ne. 310 MARKET STREET,
HARRISRURG, PA. n28-3m..
XTTIMJOX & WlllTK.
THE
WILCOX & WHITE
Parler Organ Warerooms,
NO 152 EAST KING STREET,
H. A DECKER, Agent.
A Full Assortment of the various styles con
stantly en band and ler sale en the most lib
eral teims ter Cash or Small Monthly Installment-).
The public is met cordially invited te call
and examine these instrument", which will be
found te be very unpcilnr In Quality and
Medcialein 1'iice.
MR. PECK KR is also a-jent ler the Famous ,
"KNABB"
And several ether Desirable
prices frnin $:2" upwards.
tebl7-ttd
Pianofortes, at
1I.OMNC. OUT SAI.r..
IUSIG BOXES,
Closing Out. Sale
AT REDUCED PRICES.
This beiiis our lastnile in this city for seme
jfars, we disiie te sell out the entire stock
Indele closing our salesrooms for the season.
Te this end we quete the lowest possible
prices, with only small advance ever cost of
iiianulactuilu. te cover expense-.
Only ttnest quality HIkIi Class Music Bexes.
specially made ler our retail trade. Including
many new styles, with latest improvements,
ttiidet'lhegicatestdurability ; far superior te
the ordinary Music Bexes generally bold In
this cenntry. The tone of these boxes is very
powerful and at the :iuiu time remarkably
sweet. Musical Bexes with Bells. Drums.
CastaRncts, Celestial Voices, Harp Zither,
Piceale. Tremelo, Mandeline, Forte-Piane,
and .Sublime-Harmonic. Ac, with two anu
llirce main springs, running twice and, three
times the length et ordinary Music Bexes by
one winding.
Laige stock of small Music Bexes ; Ulse, Al
bums. Cigar Pailers, Decanters, Ac., with con
cealed music.
Immense Display ! Newest Selections ! '
Ne home should be without one et these
beautilul instruments
Tills is an opportunity seldom offered. Price
Hat en application.
C. GAUTSCHI & CO.,
MANUFACTURERS OF MUSICAL BOXES
Ste. Croix, Switzerland.
Salesrooms : Ne. 1018 Chestnut St.,
PHILADELPHIA.
OPPOSITE THE OPERA HOUSE.
ntivlStfd
MEDICAL.
I KAY'S SPECIFIC MKIMUINJS. THE
JT Great English Remedy. An unfailing
cure ter Impetencv, and nil Diseases that
lollew less of Memery, Universal Lassi
tude. Pain in tbe Back, Dimness et
Vision, Premature Old Age, and many
ether diseases that lead te Insanity or Con
sumption and a Premature Grave. Full p.a--tlculara
in our pamplet which we desire te
send tree by mall te every one. The Specific
Medicine is sob I by all druggists at 1 per pack
age, or six packages for$5, or will te sent free
by mall en the receipt et the money, by ad
dressing the agent, U. B. Cochran, 137 and 13J
North Queen street. On accennt el counter
feits, we have adopted the Yellow Wrapper
theenly genuine. Guarantees etcure Isnued by
ns. Fer sale in Lancaster by II. B. Cochran,
Druggist, 137 und 139 North Queen street.
THE GRAY MEDICINE CO.. N. "If.
apria-lvdftw
Price Twe CMts,
MJSMCAZ.
niOWHM IKON BITTKBS.
Noted Men!
Dr. Jehn F. Hancock, lata President
of the National Pharmaceutical Associa
tion of the United States, says : '
"Brown's Iren Bitters has a heavy
ale, is conceded te tie a flue tonic ;
thecharaoterer the manufacturers
la a voucher for its purity and med
icinal excellence."
Dr. Jeseph Roberts, President Balti
more Pharmaceutical College, says :
I indorse Itea a fine medicine,
reliable as a streagtnealnsr tonic,
free from alcoholic poisons,''
Dn. J. Farbis Moere, Ph. D., Professer
of Pharmacy, Baltimore Pharmaceutical
College, says :
Brown's Iren Bitters la a safe
and reliable medicine, positively
free from alcoholic poisons, and can
be recommended as a tonic for use
among these who oppose alcoholic."
Dr. Edward Earicksek, Secretary
Baltimore College of Pharmacy, says :
' I indorse it as an excellent med
icine, a geed digestive agent, and a
non-intexlcunt In tbe fullest sense."
Dr. Richard Sapingten, one of Balti
more's eldest and most reliable physicians,
says ;
" AU who have used It praise its
standard virtues, and the well
known character of the house which
makes it is a sufficient guarantee et
IU being all that is clalmod.ter they
are men who coal t net be Induced
te otter anything else but a reliable
medicine for public nse."
A Druggist Cured.
Boonsboro. Md.. Oct, lil8.
Gentlemen : Brown's Iren Bitters
cured me et a bad attack et Indi
gestion and fullness In the stomach.
Having tested It, I take pleasure in
recommending it te my customers,
and am glad te nay it gives entire
satisfaction te all."
Gee. W. Hefvman, Druggist.
Ask your druggist for Brown's Iren
Bitters, and take no ether. One trial will
cenvince yen that it is just what yen need.
Fer sole wholesale ami retail by H. B. COCH
RAN, Druggist, 1S7 and 139 North Queen
street. Lancaster
ns lwdAw T
A
CHINO NERVES UAUSE
AGONY!
PERRY DAVIS'S PAIN KILLER
BRINGS
RELIEF!
NEURALGIA
SCIATICA
TOOTHACHE
EARACHE
And the whole noxious family of
nerve diseases aie cured by
Perry Davis's Pain Killer
sum i
ALL RESPECTABLE DRUGGISTS
KEEP " PAIN KILLER."
fl-lmdw
nz. ass Ann quhknbwmxm.
H,H
m MAKTIS.
Obi, Glass aid Qneensware
AT
CHINA HALL.
We new have open a very large line el
White Granite Ware.
White PercelaiM Ware,
Decorated Granite and Porcelain Ware
IN.
DINNER,
TEA and
CHAMBER SETS.
We have selected these goods lrem tbe Best
M an utuctu re is.
WE GUARANTEE THEM.
43-Uoedsiiotsatistaclory will be exchanged.
High & Martin's,
16 BAST KINO 8TRE$T.
LANCASTER. PA.
MISCELLANEOUS.
AN UKlflNAIIUK. INCREASING THK
salary of the Street Commissioner et the
city of Lancaster
Be It ordained by tbe Select and Common
Councils -of the city op Laacaster : That en
und after the lirst Monday la-April. 18t3,the
person elected te Street Commissioner of the
city et Lancaster, by tbe Select and Common
Councils, lnjolntcenventlonassembled, shall,
fcr performing all duties required et him, re
ceive an annual salary of Nine Hundred Dol
lars, pabable monthly, in lien et all salary or
compensation new received by tbe Street
Commissioner.
Ordained and enacted into a law at the city
et Lancaster, en the 7th day of February, 1851.
GEO. M. BOKUER,
President Select Council.
J. B. LlCUTY,
Clerk Select Council.
S. T. DAVIS.
President Common Council,
David S. Dn,
Clerk Common Council.
Approved February 17, 1883.
fl7-3til JNO. T. MacGOMGLB. Mayer.
TJIANOS AND rUKNITUKIS KKJaOVKl
at short notice. Alse, dealer in second
hand and antique Furniture, Steves and
Bracket Saws. 11.50. AUG. F. KKLNOBHL,
326 North Queen street,
dccll-3md (Above the Northern Market.)
rilUK LARGEST ANU MOST COMPLKTtS
X assortment of euchre, casslna, poker und
ethr playing cards at
HARTJIAN'S YELLOW FRONT CIGAR
STORK.