LANCASTER DAILY i NTELUGEISClilt FRIDAY APRIL 21, 1882. AMONG THE FUMY MEN. VftSATTHK WISE WITS HAVE TO SAT. Oic..iilug from the Fields of American n urner. A eoiupeMtor's better-half entered a draper's hbep and asked for a pair of htoekins. Tlie shepman politely asked her what number ? " Why two, ycr feel ! D'ye tbink I'm a centipede or wear a woedcr. leg?" Alplian&e Carr said : ' Yeu can prove nothing te women. They believe only with incir heaits or their imaginations." Alpheusc had evidently been trying te make his jvil'e believe that the billiard chalk en his coat was whitewash from the office wall." A. horse ran away in Heluiesville and knocked down an accordeen player who was playing for all he was worth en a sticet corner. The musician wasseiieusly injuied and his instrument damaged be yond lepair. It is net always best te ro strum a horse when he wants te run away. Neah Webster was a celebrated author. He was a ciuick and ready writer, and in one of his inspired moments he dashed off a dictionary. He took it te several puo pue lishcrs, but they bhied at it, saying the htyle was dull, turgid, dry, hard an un interesting, and bennies that lie useu tee many big words. But at -last Neah suc ceeded, and the immortal work is in daily ufce, plopping up babies at the dinner table. There is a young editor wandeiiug en the face of the caith who formerly pub lished a paper at Steim Lake, Iowa. lie U'lt there the day after the issue of his l.v-t paper, and is supposed te be crossing the state en feet te get away from an in. fmiated female populace. It seems there was a ceucert given by young ladies of the city and the gallantly young editor wiele it up in splendid shape. The same hiy he had visited a herd of shert-hem cattle, owned by a farmer in the vicinity, and he wrote up the cattle also. The cresseyed foreman of the office get the two articles mixed as fellows : " The con ecit given last evening by sixteen of Storm Lake's most beautiful and inteiestiug young ladies was highly appreciated. They were elegantly dressed and sang in a most charming manner, winning the applaudits of the entire audience, who pronounced them the finest shoir-herns in the country. A few of them are of a lich brown color, but the majeiity are spotted btewn aud white. Several of the heifers weighed as high as fifteen hundred pounds, line bodied, tight limbed animals, aud piemise te prove geed property."' A Lamb one day enteied a Saleen te quench his thirst with a glass of Lager, and while quailing the Beveiage he no ticed a Wolf playing Seven-Up at a table in ene cernei of the Iloem. ' Why de you threw Snow-Balls at xnc ?"' demanded the Lamb, a he sat down the glass. I beg te .ciiiind you that thib is Mid summer," humbly replied the Wolf, "and I could net tl'iew Snow -Balls even if 1 de sired." Thar mav ma$ all be." continued the Lamb, " but vci Hed about me te the Hares-.'' '" I beg yviir p. nien 31 r. Lamb, but no niau can rcnieinbei alien the Wolves and the Hares weie en .-j caking terms ' And that may be tiue. ii-e '. " shouted the emaszed Lamb, "but ou have been cheat inn at C .:id '. ' "I will leave that te the Jackal, v.i.e iia-just wen my last Nickel." Thju if nu hate no (.".i-h ou have no busim s in here !' howled the Aie .-or. at.d he fell upon the peer Weli and Lambed him until he could hardly crawl. Mural. D nncsttc economy is buying twelve shilling s-hoes for your wife and twenty-cent cigais for yeuiself. Iuduli;-nt paicnt-whe allow- tln.li children te -:.t htaitily : ingl.-icasencd toed.ricb pie-. eake Jcc. -nil! li.iv.. te U;e Hep Hitter te p:r vent inJijrc-tinu. -iceplc-s n'.l-.li. -ic!.ne-. pain, :inl. pel haps, dtatli. e l.miilv i -.tfi without ttiem iu thcheiue. aidin d&w A hlsnllicaut Fact. Tne cheapest medicine in n-e I- Tiiei.i.is Kclectiii Oil, because &e veiy littli el it i- le juirf d te ctlcct :t cuie. I'ei cieup, dipliilieii.i, .uid di-ea- sol tin lung and thieat. vvhel lit I used ler bathing I"'' ehe-t or Uncut, lei tak ing intern. illy ei inh-ding.it i- auiutddc-- o:ii;iei:nl. for -a'e ut II. I!. Cochran's drug deie. 137 Xmlli (iieeu -tleet, Lnnc.i-lcr. A Skillful Prcpaiatleu i.'on-pe-cd of loot-, baiks. and ,!:tnl, lli.il ai I .11 harmony, and are n plea-anl and u"eclivi medicine, constitute Uurdeck lilen 1 Uitlci-. of uluui highly commend. iteiy reports aie hciin; constantly icccivcd. Puce!. Pov-ale at II. IS. Cochran's drug-leie, 137 Neith tjueen strut , Lnuca-lcr. MISVELLAX EOU! A J'AICT Of Till: SKIN OKnIUCOUS Membrane m.iy be tlie seat el Cancer; it is leimd mere freiiucutly en the leg and lip than el-ewhcre, 1 have seen it ari-u liein tiie eic.-itii.vet a -c.ild. a bli-ler, eVacut, fiema mule, liein :i v ail. ami lrem :i sinnile c.cnriii ii'.-ii vrheic ivwmiui&t surlaic-1-ry'iii contact, us in the giein. All Cancel 4 and'Tuuieis cured without pain or ustnir the kuiie by 1)11. II. II LONCAKEIt, Jl. . Ollice 13 Ea-l Walnut Mtcct, L inc.isl'T. Censul tut ion ftee. 1.U-3UI&W ( KI01.i: i"KHXI.IKK. e We ivitli are new able te lurnKh our fanners High Graile Fertilizers, eine especially adapted for raisiiif; tobacco. Sold at Ceal Yard. Il.iriiebunr P"le, or at enenil Ollice, Xii.'.1l.! Kust Chestnut Mieet. KAUKFJIAN, KKI.I.KIt & CO. !.prl-lwd ft AtJS. ItAGS. 1CAGS. The highest ;n-li 1'ricca paid for all kinds of itajjs. old ISoeks, Carp'ls. Woolen Cleths, eiigin Hepe, tiiiiu Shoes, .Ve., Ac. 1 will call en persons having any el t!m .ibevc articles II they will diep niu 'a postal eani. WH. P. HENNECKE, NO. 235 WJST KING bTlMSt:T. fcb2.Wlmd 1.ASUASTJKK O.U L1UUT AND sj ruci Ce, Lancaster. Anril 15. 1S.S-J. Helili'is el the tollewin nuiubers et the Mortgage Jtends of the above company, now new due, issued te the li.incaster Gas Company, may have them renewed ler net less than i. years at 5 per cent. Interest, upon presenta tion at the banking lieuse et Messrs). Heed : Hendersen, at any time pt ier te May lt. nest, when a contract for renewal will be siniimc.l upon the bends. The. iceewal bends w ill have the security et the eiiglnal mortgage which is a lien upon the pieperty et the company. Any bondholder who does net desiie te re new his bend upon the above terms can re ceive the piincipal of his bend and accrued interest. It net presented for payment or continua tion, all interest en the same will cease en and after the 1st duv el May. lssi IISIOO UONDs" : Nes. 1. 3, 7, !. 13, 15, 17, lb, 21. 25, 27, 2), 31, 33, 37, J. 11, 43. 45, 4!l. 51, V, 57 CI M, iw,G9. .1,73, 75, 79.SI, SI, S7. ). )I,X,1 ;i7, in' 105, 105. 107, ltfl, 113. 115, 117. ll'l. 121. 12.1.125. SSOO ISOXU.S: Nes. 2, , Id, 12. 14 10 18 n0 22, 2C, SO, 32, ;, 3S, 10. 12, 4 1, M, 4S, 50, 52, 51, 5s,' Oil", "if 1,000 IIO.VDS : 5, 7, 1 1. 13, 17. la 21, 2 1, 25. 27 iS. 31. 3J. 35, 37. 3:), II. 45. 17. 51. 53. 5. 57. f.l 1:1' . m -t -r -.. --. --, --, ip, u;, 71, 73, 75, n, 7'J. J. nl5-13td ISAUMGAUDXKK, Xreasmer. enn CEtVAKII. Hi' V1KTIU2 OF T1IK C5tlUU autlieritv given me by the resolu tion of Councils of rcbruarv 4, 1871, 1 hereby etler a reward el FIVK IIUXDIIKU DOlJ I.AUS for the anesL and conviction et tlie lerien or persons who set tire te the stable clenging te Davis Kitch.jr., in the Seventh ward, en Saturday niirht last, April 15th. 1832. K1VE IIUNDKKD DOLLAKS will also be paid for the arrest and conviction el tlie per son or persons who llrcd the carpenter shop en the corner or Duke and Green streets, be longing te Ociis. Ealtz & Co.,en fcunday morn ing, April 10, lb8i JOI1XT. MACOONIGT.E. Mayer 5i-inn BKWAKD. Jl WILL PAY 1HREK '30UU IIUNDItKl) DOLLAUS reward ler tnu anest and conviction of the person or jiersone who hi nice the Fire Alarm box -Ve 2, located at Seeth Clirintian and Green Htrcctj. en .Sunday morning, April icth iss' and ' TIIEKK HUNDKI.T) UOM.AItS for the anest and conviction or the persons who brek.: ihe t Ire Alarm box, Ne. n located at West Fie I rlck and Market streetH, en Sunday memliur April icth, 1S82. b apr 17 tfd ' MEDICAL. TJKNSON'.S rUBODS FLA8IBS BEIAEE f FM1 BENSON'S CAPCINE PLASTERS HAVE BEEN IMITATED And their excellent reputation injured by worthless imitations. The public are cautioned against buying Plasters, having similar sounding names. Sce that the word C-A-P-C-I-X-Eiscenectly spelled. J, Are the only improvement ever made in PlasteiF. One is worth meie than a dozen of any ether kind. Will positively cure whcie ether reme dies will net even relieve. Trice, 25 Cents. Btnvaie of cheap Plasters made with lead poison. SEABURY & JOHNSON, MAMirAciuiiiMi CncMiSTS, Xew Yerk. A SURE REMEDY AT LAST. Price 25 Cents. MEAD'S MEDICATED CO UN AND HUJilON PLAS'lEJi. ae!7 2wd,eed&w eew-3 HOSTETTER'S CELEBRATED SMISCE BITTERS. F01 auni'.ci S a century or 111010 lIoicl lIeicl ui's Stomach ISlttcr has been theicigning -P ctiie et iin'.ie-tl'n. i'.spep-i.i, feerand .ivrue. a le.-s 01 pliic.U atannna, liver com plaint u'ld etht-r i'lerdei-s. And has bten met en phiticilly endei-ed 1 medical mcn.isi lit a! th and sftmrth iftei-atire It eountor eeuntor eounter :..ls a tendency f prem.it uie d1c.1V. and ns ' ii'i- .i'id couilei ! the aed aiid mliim. Fer -.i.e by .i'.l In ugUt-am' Dealers gen erally. " febl-lj-dcediw T)MtllKK"S HAIR IJALsA.M. A jvirlect di'eii)-'. elegantly peilumed and ii.irmle--. l'.estercs colei and prevents baldness. All Fai'iier. Mether-, Uxi-iutr-j Men. jIl-chanic-, Ac. who aie .lied out bvwoikei wen y. and all wLeaic ini;"iibie with dy-pep. -ia. rhtuniati-m. neuralgia, bowel, kidney 01 hv r complaint", you can lie invigeiatcd and PiiiKMER TONIC. It jeu ale wasting away with Consumption, Age, or any disease or weakness, jeu will 11 nd the Tonic .iIIIGIII.Y INVIGORATING Ml. I) ICINi: THAT NIJVEli IXTOXICATK-s. Nene genuine without .signatuie el llistex .t Ce. 50c. and $1 sizes at dealeis in dings'. I.aige sa ing by buying $1 size. aplu-lmd T OCllKK'S Renowned Cough Syrup. A pleasant, safe, speedy and bine leiuedy lei Colds. Coughs, Hoarseness, Asthma, Inlliieu . 1. Seieness et the Threat and Chest, Ilron Ilren chilis, Whooping ;eugh, .Spitting of I'.loed, In In ll.immatien 0! the Lungs and all Diseases ei the Chest and Air 1'assages. This valuable preparation combines all tne medicinal virtues 01 these ai tides which long experience has proved te possess the most Hiite and ellicient qualities ier the cure of all kinds et lung diseases. 1'KICK, 25 Cents, rreparedonlyandseldby OHAS. A. LO0HER, WHOLESALE AND UKTAIL DUUGG1ST, Ne. ) East King Mrect, Lancaster. utAVs sri:ciFic mruicine. -the. VT Great Knclisli Ueineilv. An unfailinir cure ler hcminal Weakness, Spermaterrhea, I m potency, and all Diseases th:.t fellow as a .sequence of Self-Abuse ; as less of Memn'-y, Universal Labsitudc. I'uin in the Back, Dim ness et Vision, Premature Old Age, and many ether diseases that lead te Insanity or Con sumption and a l'renialure Grave. Full par ticulars in our pauiplct, which we ilcsirote send tree by mail te every one. The Specific Medicine, is sold by all diuggists at $1 per pack age, or fix packages for f5. or will be sent free by mail en the leceint, el the menev.bvad-drc-slngTHK GRAY MEDICINE CO.lIuilale, X. i . On account et counterfeits, we have adopted UicYellewWrapper; thcenlygcnuine. Guarantees el cure issued by us. Fer sale in I.anc-ister by II. 15. Cecluan, 137 North Queen street. apr!2-lyd&w JTOR SACK. TjOK KKST. An ELKOAM STOKI'.. I; UOOM.-lsxIS lect, close te Northern .Mar ket, and opposite the Keystone Heuse, Ne. 2iS Nertli Queen street, lnquircat aptlO-ttd 211 NORTH QUKEN STREET. 1)!iIMl: HAY, WtSTKKN CORN AM) Oats ler sale at Lciman 1'lace at all times at maiket prices. Alse, COAL AND LUMRER. UKlmd II. II. ROIIRKR. F OK !ALK.-AN1H1I1ENSE MUAIBKIC Olf HOUSES, STORES, BUILDING LOTS, &c, of all descriptions, in all localities and at all prices. NEW CATALOUUE, with prices, free te every one. ALLAN A. IIHIM1 & CO., dccS-Oiud :i North Duke street. 1)HIVAXK SAL.K. TUlS VlKDf.ltsIGKKU etrers at private sale the following de scribed property, te wit : AH that very valuable farm, CONTAINING 17 ACRES, mera or less, situated en the south side of East King street, in the city et Lancas ter, immediately opposite the Lancaster coun ty prison, and adjoining lards et Herman Miller. Jacob S. Miller and lands et the DIrec ters of the Foer et Lancaster county. This is one et the most desirable and valua ble pieces of real estate in tlie oeuntv of Lan caster ; has a geed DWELLING HOUbE and out-houses, with geed llarn and ether im provements. It is jartlcularly valuable for bnlldinglets, being iu the very best part or the city of Lancaster, and especially adapted for a truck farm. The entire piece is laid out in building lets. Fer further information call en HENRY KlIITIlKItT Aiiellnnnm. n.l i...i 55..". . Agent, Ne. C Court Avenue, -where the draft et said property can be seen. mce tfd PATBNTS. WM. H. BABCOCK, M3 Seventh street, Washington, D. C. Fermeiljr an Examiner in the U. S. Patent enice;aiterward. Associate Attorney et Jncec btautler, esq., of Lancaster, Pa., until the hit ter's death, would be pleased te hear from In veulorset l-aucastwr and neighboring comi ties, and is still prepared te attend carelally and promptly te all .Patent business at moder ate rates. an3l-3md&w CaiiwPensPias SXKTAISMESTH. e JiVK MOKE HE COMKS ! THIS TIME WITH 25 Trained Elephants. Eighteenth Consecutive Annual Tour of the Greatest et all, the Great J The largest and best in the world, nothing ami nobody excepted, will exhibit atternoen and eveningat LANCASTER MONDAY, APRIL 24th. Coming with its two, three and 4 GREAT RAILWAY TRAINS. Jlainmeth Pavilions held 15,000 SPECTA TORS. Daily expenses larger, show tests mere tlian any in the world. Uieat Circus in TWO VAST ARENAS, equal te auy 4 GREAT CIRCUS RINGS. All Europe's Greatest Rideis, engaged ler this season. ONLY TWO MILLION DOLLAR MENAGERIE IN TIIE WORLD, with rare animals and birds sufficient te make 20 Great Wild Beast Shows, buch as usually come heic. Between !J and 10J en the forenoon of every exhibition day is seen the wonderfully great and grandly goigeeus CAICM1VA1. STKEKT 1'AKAUK, with the magnificent threc-hnnrtred-thoii'iand-dellar spectacular pageants, LALLA ROOKH and CLEOPATRA and mere chariots, wild beasts loose in the streets, mere bands, mere special and novel features than any show en earth -ever put in parade, see bills ler details. SExeiusicn t ruins and low rates en all railroads. Admis sion 50c : Children under '. years, 25c ; Exhi bitions afternoon and evening at usual hours. Arenie chairs. Promenade concerts one hour betere commencing, by the two gicat bands. ADAM FOltEl'AUGH, Sole Prep. Pieleried tickets will be sold en tlie day of the exhibition at Hindi & Bre.'.s Penn Hall Clothing store, teitnablu ladies andetheis te avoid the rush at the ticket wagon. aiK.11.13,l.,i,l,21d CLOIJUXU. "CLOTHING. GOOD NEWS TO THE People of Lancaster and Vicinity ! We have made assiduous cHerts te excel all past seasons m sei ving the people at our store Ourceuntcis aie heaped with the LATEST STYLES OF Spring Clothing! OUR OWN MANUFACTURE, ami ec:y gat men t we hae ter s lie will stand close inspection. Te mention every style iM butt we ha eon hand, our spice will hardly allow ; tlieiefeie. notice a lew sample prices: We sell Men's Suit- ter $.!a(, $l.oi,$".eo, fOOtl, $S.ln SlO.tO. up te flS.OO. Reys' and Cliililnui's CLOTHING V.X SIAKE THIS OV11 CHEAT SrECIALlV. We sell i;ev's Suits for $J.tX, :5 0e, 4.(X). $."i.iM, up te $; 10. Children's Muts at Sl.7.". ?J lO, i..Mi, i.i.iV. $4.. up te j7.ik. Wi' me-t Lcrt.iiuly ha e the laigcst and clii.ipe-t.al-e the most vailed -lock et i;os' and Clnldieii's Clothing uier di-plaed ln'tliis cttv. OL'R" CF-TOM DKPARTMENT.-Custem-eis e.in -elect liein goods in the piece and have thi-m made te order at a slight advance e er our goods en the ceunteis. e make te order a Nice M:it ter jlZ.ne. but our $l.00uud $Jii.cO Suits can't be equaled any w here in the citv. Trimmed and made like "ours, ler less than Sil.eO te i3i.'.c0. A PERFECT FIT GUAR ANTEED. Whether ou w ish te purchase or net,plca.-e gie us a call. L 6AIS1AI & ERO, THE FASHIONABLE MERCHANT TAILORS and CLOTHIERS, 66-68 NORTH QUEERS' ST., Itighten the ceutliwel Ceiner of Orange SI. LANCASTER, I'A. Th'- Che.i;n.jl Clothing ileu-e in the City. marir-Ivd GAltfUxK. ari-i:ts Oarpets, Carpets. 1 can show the Laigcst Sleck In this city. Call anil see my latest liOIJY 1IRUSSELS, THREE-PLY, INGRAINS, EXTRA SUPERS, ALL-WOOL INU CAINS CAR PETS; the eiy Latest Designs ami Pat terns the market can iillerd. 1 also have :i large stock of my own make el CHAIN and RAG CARPETS as low as the lowest. I also Make Carpels te Order at short notice. Satislaclien guaianteed. Ne tieuble te show my goods. H. S. SHIRK, 202 WEST KING STREET. Z.HJUOIIH, &v. piXGWiUT'S WINE, LIQUOR, ALCOHOL AND GROCERY STORE, Ne. 205 West King Street. IcblC ly H UUSKAL. & CO'S NEW LIQUOR STORE, Ne. 43 North Ouoen street, lancaster, Pa. Tlie very best and finest qualities of Foreign and Demestic WINES and LIQUORS, con. suiiniy jer saie ai wnoicsaie ana retail. Straight Old Rye Whisky et the distillation eflh75. Puie uiriilultcratcd Custom Heuse Rrnndy. wari-autcil et the vintage of 1SC0. Kept especially ler medicinal purposes. Pure Old Helland Gin, and ether Whiskies, Ilran dies and Wines te suit the trade. lcbS-:imd HOUSEAL it CO. "jl J ALT WINK. HERCULES MALT WINE. The Best and Cheapest M ALT E X T li A C T Eviai mnrAitED. An invigorating HKALTII AND TAI5LE 15EVERAGE. A reliable remedy for INDI GESTION, DElIILlxy and MALNUTRITION highly recommended ler ENFEEBLED PER SONS CONVALESCENTS and NURSING aVIOTllKItS. SOLD BY DRUGGISTS AT 25 Cents per Pint Bettle. CHAS. WOL.TERS, PRCt'-PECT BREWERY, PHILADELPHIA. Laxcasthr Dkcet. GEO. A. KIEHL. ml Smd e I'KNINO. W. IT. BOLLINGER, Will open at NO. 150 NORTH QUEEN STREET, TO-MORROW EVENING with a full assert- mentef Bread, t'nkcs.and Bfe CouJ'ectiens. Olll-lWll READ TII18 LAKCABTiet. Pa., April 28, 1881. THI KlDNETCOTA Mp'O COMrAHV. Gents It gives me much pleasure te say that after using one pack of KIHNEYCURA 1 have been entirely cured el a severe pain in my hack and iidc, of Jeng standing, and that, tee, alter t lying various known remedies. 1 have every confidence in your medicine, chccriully rcoemmend it, and knew that many el my friends who liave used It have been 1. it j ' Xjaa. JJAJVA1. Dm28lya Foreman Examiner aeaEjprcsa. FOBHH SflilW XEW AJTl&tT18EMEST8. 1-KW WHY GOODS STOBE. Borers NEW Hewell's Building, We sell the best W1.00 BLACK SILK. We sell the best S1.S5 BLACK SILK: We sell the best l.SO BLACK SILK. We sell the best S1.75 BLACK SILK. We sell the best S'-'.OO BLACK SILK. These goods we warrant te give entire suli- t action and arc the best goods offered in this city for the money. Please call and examine them. We sell the bct 40-CENT ALL-WOOL BLACK CASHMERE. We sell the bc.t CO-CENT ALL-WOOL BLACK CASHMERE, We sell the best C2-CENT ALL-WOOL BLACK CASHMERE. We sell the best 75-CENT ALL-WOOL BLACK CASHMERE. We sell the best 80-CKNT ALL-WOOL BLACK CASHMERE. Wc sell the best &I.OO ALL-WOOL BLACK CASHMERE. W. 13 BOWERS, dry uoens rPUK NORTH ESU IHtV GOODS STOKE De-ire- te call attention te the following bargains in NEW SPKING 1HU2SS HOODS. BINGARA SILKS, at 37iC a yard. ALL-WOOL CASHMERE BEIGE SUITINGS at :lc a yard. ENGLISH ALL-WOOL SUITINGS, Cleth Fin ish, at 'i"c a yaid. A line article in BLACK CASHMERE, Full It! inches wide, at One Dellar a yard. Is considered a Special Baigain. A Jeb Let el ALL LINEN SHIRT FRONTS, New etlcred at TEN CENTS apiece, cannot be leplaced te sell at less than Sixteen Cents apiece. J. W. BYRNE, 322 NORTH QUEEN STREET, il-lydj LANCASTER. PA. nUIMNl! OtT! AT AND BELOW COST. My entire stock et DRY MS, NOTIONS, Etc. IS FOR SALE AT AND BELOW COST. 4 Tliis is a raic chance ter GOOD BARGAINS. AS I HAVE AN IMMENSE STOCK OF HOODS, On hand, w hit.li weie all purchased ler cash. J. M. LONG, jil-lld 11 NORTH QUEEN STREET. N TEAT 11UUK 'JO COURT 1IOUSK, FAHNESTOCK. Black Silks, Black Silks, At 50, 65, 75, 87 j. $1, $1.25 Up. OUR ti BLACK SI I.K IS KXTRA GOOD FOR THK MONEY. BLACK AND COLORED HOMME. Over TWENTY DIFFERENT SHADES el lliC'ie Goods for Trimming. BLACK .BROCADES, At 50, 75. 87, Si, $1.25, 31.50, $2, Black Cashmere, Black Cashmere. Direct lrem Importers, iu JET and BLUK BLACK. Choicest Cashiueie Impeitcd. Our Stock el NewGoeda of every Descrip tion ler SriilNU AMI SUMMER, Never was as Complete as it is at the piejcnt time. AH at our usual'Lew Prices. 500 Gossamer Waterproofs, Fer Ladies, Gents. Iieys and Girls, made te our ev.'n order, specially for us. JES-KVERY GARMENT WARRANTED. MMSTOCK, NEXT DOOR TO COURT HOUSE, LANCASTER. PA. VUltlA, ANIi UL.AHS WAMlh.. "ITIOH &MAKTIN. I AT CHINA HALL. J list opened a NEW INVOICE el FANCY GOODS -IN- RISQUE WARE, OPTIC GLASSWARE, MAJOLICA WARE, BOHEMIAN GLASSWARE, Etc. We are continually adding new articles te our already large assortment. All arliclcs net satisfactory te Customer will be cheerfully exchanged. Examine our sleck before purchasing. High & Martin, 15 EAST KING STREET. "I KNTLEMEN. We call yenr attenUeu te an important dis covery in our practice -which we We found very successful in cases of prostration arising from indiscretion. These suffering lrem any of the numerous forms el Debilltv arfSnff from abuse or ether causes, will ai TteII bv sending a three cent stamp ler fnrthcr infor mation. Address, DBS. LAGRANOEA ieb 1AN (lata Jerdan 4 DaTidwre iffiS ?H bert street, Philadelphia. Pa7 fieura ter eon Fiincy floods Fin & Hurst's STORE, 129-131 North Queen Street, These goods are of the very best makes and in the best shades of black. We sell an elegant BLACK SATIN very low; We sell an elegant line of Shades in COLOR ED SATINS and MOKIES very low. We sell an elegant line of PLAIN and FANCY DRESS GOODS very low. We sell an elegant line of BLACK SILK DRESS FRINGES and BEADED GIMPS very low. WeefferBAUGAINS IN TABLE LINENS and TOWELS. We Oder BARGAINS IN HOSIERY. COR SETS and GLOVES. We otter an ELEGANT BARGAIN IN KID GLOVES in Black and Celers. MUSLINS and SHEETINGS we offer very low, and arc selling quantities of them, which proves te us Unit we arc selling them VERY CHEAP. VERY CHEAP. HERVEY N. HURST. VLUTJIIXU SC. CiPRINO AND SUniMICK NOVELTIES. AT H. GERH ART'S IE I, NO. G EAST KING STREET, 1 hereby inform my customers that my stock of SPRING and SUMMER SUITING, SPRING OVERCOATING & FANCY VESTING Is new complete. I h ive new the largest and choicest assortment et WOOLENS, Fer Fine Tailoring in the city of Lancaster. PRICES AS LOW AS TIIE LOWEST, and all goods warranted as represented. E &EMART. 1LOTU1NUI D. B. HOSTETTER & SON Merchant Tailors and Clothiers, 24 CENTRE SQUARE, LANCASTER, irL' TAKJi PLEASURE IX XOTIFi'IXG THE PUBLIC IN GENERAL THAT OUR STOCK FOR TIIE SPRING SEASON IS COMPLETED, AND IT WILL RENE FIT OUR PATRONS TO INSPECT The Large Variety of Goods -FOR GENTLEMEN'S WEAR, THE LA TEST IN PATTERN AND COLOR, WHICH WE HA VE ON OUR COUNTERS. I D. B. Hestener & Sen 24 CENTRE SQUARE, rpilK IIKST DISPLAY OF CLOTHING (And such as U made in a reliable manner) 18 AT TUB MOST POPULAR CLOTHING HOUSE. 1 Reems for Men's Clothing. 1 Roem for Youth's Clothing. tt.Roems for IIejs' Clothing. 1 Beem for Children's Clothing. With mero square yards covered by CLOTHING than cny ether heuse in the city. Wcaie better prepared te please you than ever before, and remember you can bring hack whatdec3 net suit you. WILLIAMSON AND . FOSTER. 36-38 EAST KING STREET, LANCASTER. PA. WK HAVK THK HANDsuKEST AND llnest window display In the city. Don't fnil in ann if- " SILK HANDKERCHIEFS, SUSPENDERS, NECKTIES, MUFFLERS', POCKET-BOOKS, AUTOGRAPH AND PHOTOGRAPH ALBUMS, CIGAR CASES, EBISMAITS, HO, 69 HOKTM QUBKN STKEET, GlOtiliM ASTRIVH MtVV. ABTEKTIMSMEST. STRIC1I BROS ADTKKT1SKMKNT. ASTKICH BEOS-' PALACE -OP- FASHION. -ON WEDNESDAY AND- THURSDAY, APKIL 26 A 27, 1SS2, -WE SHALL HOLD OUR GRAND SPRING OPENING WE EXTJsSND OUR MOST CORDIAL INVITATION TO ALL TO COME AND INSPECT THE ENORMOUS DISPLAY OP SPRING SPRING AND SUMME-R SUMMER We shall Exhibit en these Days. mm mum NOVELTIES ! ' S "..- A Jf'f JANCA5TKK A.M. MXLI.EKSVU.I.K u. J Cars, run as i-)Hevs : Leave Laneat.er ;i. i: !,.n..ii ... - . lfJ0m.,nnd 2, a, Umi IjSu,?1,.;: v.-,' a. MandTnd i. "m" ' uu3iu.nui:j ray vc lime escenlfii Sun day. CIOLL'MBIA AN1 WIKT UIZI'O-it K. 11 Trains new rim regularly en the Columbia and Pert Deposit Railroad en llie follewlna time: Statiejcs North-I Expris.l Express.! A'-etm . ward. a.m. r. ai. r. ir. Pert Deposit..... Peachbottem Safe Harber. Columbia. K:35 7:12 7:M M2ft 3:M 4:'ij 5:11 5:40 5:21 6rJU iK.xpres. Express. Acceiu a. m. r. x. a. w. ll: rii 7:45 v. si. AitW IJ.ik; :!' Le'J:40 lil 7u 11.07 P.M. 1S5 NU5 12:3) Coin in Ma Safe Harber.. ... Peachbottem Pert Leneslt.... I i KAPINU VOLVMl'IA It. U, KRANGICME.NTOP PAaSENUERTRAINS MONDAY, NOV. 7th, 1SSI. NORTHWARD. LBAVK. Qnarryvllle Lancaster, -King St Lancaster Columbia. ARRIVE. A.M. A.M. 6:40 7:3) ftle 7:50 8.UU 7:50 Reading.. 10.0b SOUTHWARD. MAT. Reading AKB1VX. Columbia Lancaster. Lancaster. Kingbt Quarryvillc r. it. r. m. ... -i:ie 3:l l:i 1:10 :l:l() 3:J0 5.50 A.M. M. r.M. 7.-J5 Ii00 ti:iu P.M. SfcSS 2:10 85S 9:27 2.10 8:1.1 9:37 8:25 10:37 .... 9:55 5:15 55 6:30 xrains connect at Reading with train teund lrem Philadelphia, Pottsville, Harristburg, Al Al lentewn and New Yerk, via Round Rroek Ronte. At Columbia with trains te and from Yerk, Hanover. Gettysburg, Frederick and Halti Halti niere. A. M. WILSON, hunt. 1)KKNSVI.VAMA UAILKOAU-NEW SCHEUULE On anl after SUNDAY. JANUARY 22il, li, trains en Hi,: I'.unsyl aiiia Railroad will arrive at and leave the Liec.-tMei anil Philadelphia tepeteia.i fo'.lewa: Eastward. Arrive i'iilled'a Mail Express, f ast -Lane. .............. Yerk Accem. Arrives narrisbnrg Esprcss Lancaster Accommodation Columbia Accommodation, Frederick Accutn. Arrives, Sunday Mail Johnstown Express, Day Exprcbs, Harrisburg Aeeommedat'n, 2:.V i 7:20 10.J0 11:45 5:35 5:(5 7-Vi r.M. C:1U I 9:45 Leave Laue'ti i 12 41 A.M. 5:10 " 8.35 " Si. ' 9 mi " 9.(5 " l:3ti p.m. 2:42 ' 'XiO " 5.2.". " Wurt-vakd Leave Arrive YST.VAhP. Philad'a linc'ier Way Passenger, 4."(.m. R27a.m News Expivi- we " 6:27 " MailTrainNo.I.vIaJIt.Jey. 7.0 ' 9.25 " Mall Train Ve.2, via CePbia, .... &30 " SundayMail, 7.en " 9.25 " FastLine, Ilr25 " ,1:5 p.m. Frederick Accommodation, 2.00 " feincastcr Accommodation, 33 " .... Harrlsburg Accommedat'ii, 2:15 p.m. 5:50 " Columbia Accommodation, 4:15 " 7:35 " Harriburg Express, 5:40 " 7:40 " Western Express 9.1K) " 11:01 " Philadelphia Express 11:3) " 2.i5A.M. Mail Train. Ne. 2, west, eennectiiiK at Lau caster with Mail Train, Ne. 1, at 9:2"i a.m., will lun threngh te Hanover. Frederick Accommodation, w et, connecting at Lancaster with Fast Line, w est, at 1:55, will run tlirenth te Kreilerick Harri-burg Express, v.c.-t. at 5:ie p. m , has direct connections (without change or cars) te Columbia and Yerk. Fast Line, west, en Simdii, when llagged, will stopatDewiiiiigtown,Co:i: -vilie. Parkea burg, Jleunt Jey, Elizabcthteun ami Mlddlu- lUIl. hoots & sjiehs. T)EOPENINGl -OI THE EUGLE SHOE STOBE Ne. 51 NORTH QUEEN STREET, (INQUIRER BUILDING) A large atockel t..e Celebi.td BURT SHOES. Winch have a wruM .vide leputatlen. iu which we eiler Metier Styles and Uciter Wearing Value than can be produced by any custom -hpeni iker. :i Me claim that their perfect "Mem of ui.iii'iiaeture, in hich they u-eenly then own imiK)itatiun-.et the llnest -eleeted 111.1tc1i.il. uiadi. up in separate parts by the het nerkiueu ebt.ileable ler caeh peciar branch of the nruiutrcuire. enables them te mak.- and lln;-.Ii rach part 01 each shoe in the eiy lie-t manner, and, conse quently, te turn out -hoe- perliet iu every lmrt and iiniterm in lini-i: a result impiw-i-bleerattainmcnt whetec.ich v.erKiu.in makes and tini-lies the whole diee. We keep a full stock et tin. -e oeds in e er, number, sdyle and width, an I can lit the most slender :us Avell a- tlie widest loot. We eiler alM the following oe.-. all el which are wan cnted el -uperier iu.ililyand workman-hip. made e-peci:l!y te our order lirs.t-cla.-s city iii.uinlactiirer: Infants' Shoes CO nnd 33 cts. te $1.00 Children's Scheel Shoes .. 61 te $1. 'Je 3Iisscs Scheel Shoes 1 te 61.2."S Ladies pclible ;;eat bttttotiSliecs,61..")0to2 Ladies Cleth-top r.utten 6'-) te 62..ri0 Ladies' fine kid Oper.i SIippers.61 te 61,25 All kimls I.-ulic.-' Shoes ( comuieu en-e tyle). at enually leu prices. v. nis( ir,.r Special K.irmdns in Jl KN ' and i;e Ys ijHOKs We have added te our Inuucu-e assortment et Shoes the UICYCI.E. KAsi:i:.VLL aud all styles CANVAS MIOKS ler Ccutlemcii and lieys. The above goods are made cxpic-sly te our order, and must be .-eon te be thor oughly appreciated. Cull and examine : you are net obliged te buy. JOHN HIEMENZ. rprl-eaw-lyd OUTT JtUA H IMJX. WJIMO.NWt,l.l AUbTKlllUTION CO 43d Popular MentHly Vravnng n OP TU A- COMMONWEALTH DISTRIBUTION CO. in the Clly of Louisville, en SATURDAY,. APRIL 29th, 1882. These drawings occur monthly (Sundays excepted) under previsions et an Act et the Ueiier.ll Assembly et Kentucky. The United States Circuit Court en AlarchM. rendered the following decisiens: 1st That the Coiuiiieiiwoltb Ulstributloe Company In legal. 2d Its draw IngH are fulr. , V It. Tin- Company lias new en hand a I.vge reserve fund. Kcad the list or erlus ler the APRIL DKAWIN. 1 pijZO. ...... .............. ...,..j lpr.zc .. ....................., .m l piize.. ............................... .m Jtjprizes i .uoeeach p prizes 50Jeach :iOO prizes HH!ach 2U0prlzes.r.(leicli GOO prizei'."! caeh X'XW prize- i'i-.uli 'I pi t.c ..ie ei.eh, approximation prizes 9 prizes 'JXi each, " " 9prlze l(uch, " " 30,ene l'l.WO lo.eia ie.mv le.oue 10,W)C 12,003 10,000 A7ee l,8t 9Ct i.WMprlzew ;H2,40C Whole tielcts, IM; l.a'.t tluket.i, 11; 27 tlckets 50;55 tl-keis, JImi. Kciuit Menev or i.'miic Pnift in Letter, ei send by K.me . WON'T SKXI) IJY 1CEUIM TGIIED LliTI I.': OK POSTOKPICE OltDEK. Order et .' ! ' up'vi:nl. by Eiprej", can le sent at our f. n-e. ddres all orders te K. M.ItOAHl'..: ', !..:irIer-.Ieumal ISuildlng Leuisvllln, ify.. or IS. M. IJOAKUNAN, :t0 lJreadw.iv. '' Verlc. febl-TnTir.tHAw COAL.. B. H. HAttXIX, Wholesale and UetaU Healer in all kinds ei LUMKEK AKI) COAL. J9-fard: Ne. 420 North Watvrand'Printe treets above Icmen Lancaster. n2-lyd COHO & WILEY, 350 lfOItTH WATEK BT., Zancmfr, r., Who!e-:de and Kctall Dealers in LUMBER AND COAL. Connection With the Telephonic Czcbangr, Branca Office : Ne. 20 CENTRE SQTJAKE. xebswya