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Volume XVnNe. 283.
LANCASTER, PA., FRIDAY, JUL? 29. 1881.
Price Tw Cwus.
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rOHN WANAMAKER-8 STOKK.
Dressmakers find advantage in buying satins, linings, trimmings and all
the paraphernalia of their art where they find everything they use, great va
riety of everything, and liberal dealing as well.
Ail wool black buntings that began the season at 25 cents, end it at 12
cents ; at 50, new 31 ; at $1, new 68 cents.
The gay little shawls of silk barege, chonille and tinsel are very acceptable
for evenings out of town. Further marking down te-day in zephyr shawls of
which we have a very great quantity.
Summer silk dresses, such as uavc been well received at $18, are new $15.
Ladies' cloth, flannel, gingham and figured lawn dresses reduced about a third.
"White wrappers at from" one-quarter te three-quarters recent prices ; gingham
and percale wrappers at one-quarter.
Quite a collection of boys' short trouser suits for $2 ; 6ailer and ethers ;
none of them made for any such price. Shirt waists at 40, such as bring 75,
seersucker and polka-dot chintz ; fast colors.
Men's seersucker vests 25 cents, trousers 50, coats 0 ; $1.25 for the suit..
White vests, soiled, 50 cents. Dusters $1. Stout trousers $1.50. Fancy worsted
suits $15 ; lately $20. Woolen vests 25 cents, trousers $1, coats $2.50.
All en bargain tables ; and a great many mere.
Made te measure ; blue serge, $18 ; blue flannel, $15 ; Scotch Bannock Banneck
.burn, $20.
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knew that we otter te the trade the best goods ler the money in the city. '
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counters, ler Fall Stock. White Goods. Laces and Embroideries. Elegant assortment at low
prices te reduce stock.
Would in: pleased te have you call and examine our stock belerc purchasing.
REMEMBER, that during July and August we clese our store at 0 o'clock, except en
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FRIDAY EVENING, JULY 29, 1881.
NASBY ABROAD.
THE LONDON LAWYER AND HIS ECCEN
TRICITIES. The Traveler from Oslikesh Again The Bet-
ler irem vptcage.
Pctieleum V. Nasby Irem Londen te the Te
lede Ulade.
Londen is probably tbe most expensive
place te de business in tbe world. Its
business men arc conservative, se censer
vative that they would net for the world
part their hair in any way different from
their father, nor would tbey adept a
modern convenience unless it were abso
lutely necessary te the ' maintenance of
English supremacy, and they would sigb
as they parted with an old nuisance for a
modern delight. Their professions have
all get into ruts from which you cau no
mere meve them than you can the Pyra
mids and their praticcs arc se established
that they may and de de as they please,
without regard te the notions of any
body. Their fenduess for the ancient is illus
trated in the fact that the proprietor of a
famous chop house in a street just oil the
strand came te the foolish conclusion te
rcpapcr his premises and brighten them up
with kalsemine and se forth. He did it,
and hail a very comfortable looking place.
But he had lest his trade. His old cus
tomers were accustomed te. the dingy walls,
and the cobwebs, and all that, and they
were frightened at the new, bright place,
and they sadly went elsewhere. Iu the in
terest of cleanliness I am glad te say that
the eulcrpi isiu inau did net bankrupt,
for a new cla-s came in ; but he lest his old
friends. Tncy would net chauge. They
had always eaten in dingy walls, and they
always would.
A friend of mine, resident in Louden,
bargained for a house aud of ceurse the
lease had te be transferred. New in any
country where a common school exists,
almost anybody can assign a lease, but
net se here. A solicitor bad te be em
ployed . Afterward a contract long enough
te cover a sheet of note paper had te be
drawn up. It was a very plain matter
forty words would have been sufficient.
But a solicitor must be employed never
theless. Hew much de you suppose it
cost Mr. Feete te have this trifle of work
done '.' As a matter of instruction te the
Americau people, aud for the benefit of
the American lawyers, who arc tee modest
in their charges, and I am new convinced
that the majority of them are, I am go
ing te the trouble te make a partial copy
of the solicitor's bill, as it is a mere inter
esting document than anything I can write.
Here it is :
W. M. Feete, Es., te
Star of the Wct.
Pryorte yourself.
Solicitor.
Ku
x. &. d.
Clcrb-attendin;; at Messrs. Ingram's
(venunr-s solicitors) ler uiu tiruit
proposed contract
Procuring anil considering and
found same objectionable
Instructions ler contract
Drawing Kanie, folios 20 l
Engrossing iu two parts
Writing Messrs. Ingram itli one
Writing Mr. Challcr ter schedule, of
lixturcs te answer te contract
Same as te appointment ler lien-
Drawing telegram and attending te
forward and paid
Attending you and then at Messrs.
Ingram, engaged a considerable
time going through deed and doc
uments, etc.,and settling con tracts
and signing ..... e
Writing you hereon fully
Instructions for registration en title
Drawing same
Engrossing
Attending te deliver
Replying te your letter
Attending appointing conference...
Engrossing papers, leases and cove-
1 1 it HI? X
Attending Dr. Thompson there-
Fee te him and clerk 1
Paid cenlerence lee 1
Attending conference and cab hire.
Perusing.his opinion 1
Writing "with appointment te ex
amine deeds with abstract
Attending examiningdeeds witli ab
stract, sell and clerk 2
Attending searching liquidation
proceedings et Arthur Celeman,
mill jiii til
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As this remarkable
ever four aud a half
paper, I will net give
there arc seme ether
going upon record,
item :
document extends
pages of foolscap
it all. However,
charges worthy of
Fer iustauce, this
A replying te your letter 3 C
And this :
Attending you long cenlerence and you
left cheque for purchii.se money. 15 4
Writing you fully .1 (
Attending appointing conference 3 S
The eutire bill footed up 42 14s. 10d.,
which, reduced te bird of freedom meney
amount te about $235.
And all this for transferring a lease from
ene party te auethcr, about which opera
tion there couldn't be the slightest treuble
except as the two attorneys made it.
Doubtless the Messrs. lngrams and Dr.
Thompson, whatever he had te de with it,
put in a similar bill against their clients,
se both sides had a very geed thing of it. .
But this was net all there was of it. It
was necessary that Mr. Feete would like
a little article of agreement with Mr.
Welch, his manager, net that there was
any special need for it, but as a mere mat
ter of form, as we say when we want a
sure thing en somebody. The same attor
ney was employed te de this, iu fact he
suggested it and did it before this bill was
presented.
The bill for this service is precisely like
the ether. There are items for "attend
ance," for " preparing telegrams," for
' waiting self and clerk," for "instruc
tions," and se en, the amounts charged
for preparing an article of agreement being
8.
The attorney's fees for the whole of
this trifling piece of business footed up ex
actly 72, or $3G0.
" What de these items mean?"' I aked
Mr. Feete.
" Well, the items for attendance mean
that I went te bis office and told him in
three minutes' time what I wanted, and
and he made minutes with a pencil."
Theelerk ?"
"Oh, they never go anywhere without a
clerk. His business is te carry a green
bag with nothing in it, and leek like an
umpire. All the writing of letters, for
which he invariably charges 3 shillings
and G pence, were totally unnecessary as
they related te matters of which I had
fully informed him at the beginning. But
he was the most industrious letter writer
I ever saw. And I -would answer his let
ters like an idiot, and he charged for re
plying te mine, and then he would write
again and charge for that, and se en. And
when he couldn't decently write another
letter, he would telegraph me and charge
for that, and well, if I had taken two
leases I shouldn't have been through till
this time."
"Did you pay it?"
" Pay it ? Of course I did. Te have
resisted would have been ruin. He would
have sued me, and I should have had te
hare employed another attorney, and the
case would have had gene into the courts,
after about a thousand instructions, con
ferences, letters and telegrams and clerks
and all that, from him the same as this
and it would have dragged along, with
mere clerks, and letters, and telegrams,
till the crack e' deem. Instead of bills of
four pages I should have had bills of forty,
and theu there would, have been money te
be paid en acceuut, and bail, and the
Lord only knows what. A lawsuit in
Londen means ruin te everybody but the
lawyers and officers of the court. And in
the endl should have been compelled te
pay it for the courts take care of the at
terneys."
Londen Lawyers.
" Aud, after all, he only made the regu
lar charges that every Londen lawyer
docs. Indeed, as he emitted twice te
charge three and six pence for bidding me
geed morning, I don't knew but that he
is rather liberal than otherwise I think,"
said Mr. Feete, reflectively, " that three
times he shook my hand, aud I find no
charge for that. On the whole he is
rather a liberal lawyer te de business
with."
"Tell me all about him."
"He is one of about ten thousand law
yers in Londen who get a case like this,
occasionally. He occupies -'chambers,'
as they call their offices, ami keeps a
clerk, as they all have te de, te ever ex
pect any business, as a lawyer without a
clerk would have no standing The clerk
spends most of his time eating ham-sandwiches,
having nothing else te de, oxcept
when his employer gets a mau like myself
en a string, en which occasion lie fellows
him about carrying a bag which is sup
posed te contain papers of great moment.
My lease was all that was iu (hat bag for
a mouth or mere. He lives well all the
time, for no matter hew peer he may be,
or hew little business he has,. he must live
well for the sake of appearances. Finally
he does get the management of a geed
cstate, and is fixed for life. An English
man reposes confidence in his solicitor,
and would no mere think of disputing a
charge inade by him than he would of
heading a rebellion. They arc doubtless a
very nice let, but the less I have te de
with them the better. A little of them
gees a long way. Dispute his bill net I.
I don't want te make England a perma
nent residence, for I hope te get back te
America, i-oine time, aud a lawsuit here
would keep me all ray life that is pro
vided I had mouey enough te pay fees and
costs. They would held en te you as leug
as you had a penny."
That Mr. Feete did net exaggerate, I
knew. Had I supposed he had been ex
aggerating I should net have written this.
But I copied this bill from the original,
which was receipted by the attorney, who,
doubtless, sighed as he wrete his name,
that some mistake had net occurred which
made litigation necessary.
The Osltkesh Alan.
I met my old steamer friend, Tibbitts
Lemuel, of Oshkosh, yesterday. He had
been travelling in the north of England,
and tiring of the smaller cities and the
ceautry, had returned te Londen te " de
it." He was rather puffy in the checks
aud rather bleary about the eyes, which
shows a season of net altogether strict
adhcrcuce te the precepts of Father
Mathew. He was overjoyed at scciug me,
as men always are at seeing anybody of
whom they want something. Jle was in
trouble.
"Loek here." said Lemuel, "you are a
geed fellow, new, and I knew you will
help me out. Yeu see I came ever for im
provement and experience, and te enlarge
my mind, aud all that sort of thing, and
the old gentleman iusUted that I should
have a diary, and nete down my impres
sions of scenery, and industries, aud
modes of living, aud all that, aud scijd it
te him regularly, and I must de it or he
will cut off the supplies and bring me
home."
" Well, that is easy enough. Yeu have
done it ? Yeu have kept a diary ?' '
Y-e-s, a sort of a diary. Yeu see there
wcre four of us in the party, dcvelish
geed fellows, ene from Chicago anil two
from New Yerk, and we went te a let of
places and saw a great deal, and I wrote
iu my memorandum book every day, but
it was certainly the last thing I did before
geiiitf te bed, about 4 o'clock in the morn
ing or a little later. What the old gentle
man wanted was uet only an acceuut of
all this ret, but my impressions of the
places, te develop me. Yeu understand?''
"Yes, aud a geed idea it is. Did you
write down your impressions of the places
you visited?"
" Well, yes ; but -I am afraid they won't
satisfy father. He is mighty particular
and awful sharp.
"Will you let me see your memorandum
book?"
He handed it te me, and these are seme
of the entries, which were no doubt writ
ten at 4 in the morning; the last thing be
fore getting into bed. And they wcre un
questionably his impressions. select a
few at random, these few being excellent
samples of the whele let :
Leeds Manufacturing city beer very
bad Scotch whisky tolerable, though I
never liked it cold.
Birmingham Manufacturing city beer
bad net equal te our lager no geed beer
in England stout rather better went in
en stout.
Manciiestkk Geed bottle beer draft
beer bad all draft (This sentence was
net finished, probably for reasons. He ex
plained that that night he slept in his
beets.)
BmsriNeiiAM Manufacturing city
found some genuine American bourbon
and went for it. It was refreshing as a
remiudcr of home. Don't knew about the
beer. There's no place like home.
Nottingham Don't knew what the
people de a great many of them beer
bad as usual. Guinness' stout in bottles
fairish. Wish
(Anether unfinished sentence explained
as before.)
And se en. I told Lemuel that it cer
tainly would net de te send these impres
sions te his father, as evidently he observed
only one side of English life, and that he
had taken his observations through a glass
darkly, but that I really hadn't the time
te write up a set for him, especially as I
had net visited these places myself.
"But what am I de?"
Advising him te procure a geed guide
book and remain sober for a week and get
te work, we parted.
There are a great many Lemuels getting
similar impressions of Europe a great
mauy, I may say altogether tee many.
The Betting Yeung Man Frem Chicago
On the way ever we had en as a matter I
of ceurse the betting young man from
Chicago. Ne steamer ever sailed that did
net have this young fellow abroad, and
there are enough of them te last the At
lantic for a great many years. He knew
everything that everybody thinks they
knew, but de net, and his delight was te
pronounce a query, and then, when you
had answered it, te very coely and cx
asperatingly remark :
"Bet ycr a bottle of wine you're
wrong. "
The matter would be se simple, and one
of se common repute, that immediately
you accept the wager, only te find that in
some minute particular you were wrong,
and that the knowing youth had wen.
Fer instance : '
: "Thompson, de you knew hew many
states there are in the Union ?"
New any citizen of tbe United States
who votes and is eligible te the presidency,
ought te knew hew many states there are
in bis beloved country without thinking,
but hew many are there who cau tell, off
hand? And se peer Thompson answer
ed :
"What a question ! Of course, I knew."
"Bet yer-bottle ye don't."
"Dene."
"There are"
And then Thompson would find him
self figuring the very important problem
as te whether Colerado had been admit
ted, aud Nevada aud Oregon, and he would
decide that the ene had and the ether
hadn't, and finally state the number, with
great certainty that it was wrong.
The Chicago mau's crowning bet oc
curred the last day out. The smoking
room was tolerably full, as was the occu
pants, aud everybody was bored, as every
body is en the last day. The Chicago mau
had been silent for au hour, when sudden
ly he broke out :
" Gentlemen "
" Oh, no mere bets," was the exclama
tion of the entire party. ' Give us a
rest."
" I don't want te bet, but I can show
jeu something curious.
" Well ?"
"I say it and mean it. I can drink a
irlass of water without its going down my
threat."
" And get it into your stomach ?"
" Certainly."
There was a silence el considerable mere
than a minute. Every man iu the room
had beeu victimized by this gatherer of
inconsiderable trifles, aud there was a
general disposition te get the better of him
in soine way if possible. Here was the
opportunity, llew could a mau get a
glass of water iu his stomach without it
going down his threat ? Impossible ! And
se the usual bottle of wine was wagered,
and the Chicago man procceded te accom
plish the supposed impossible feat. It was
easily done. All he did was te stand upon
his head en ene of the scats that runs
around the room and swallow a glass of
water. It went te his stemaub, but it did
net go down his threat. It went up his
thre.it. Aud se his last triumph was
greater than all his previous ones, for
every mau iu the room had been eager te
accept his wager. Frem that time out had
he offered te wager that he could swallow
his own head he would have get no takers.
A STATESMAN ABROAD.
SAM JOSEPHS IN LONDON.
Project for a Ouaker City Palace of Fame.
Statesman .Josephs' Londen .Letter te Phila.
delphia Times.
We Reformer Jee. Cavcn aud Josephs
were then introduced te Minister Lewell,
who impressed me most favorably. He is
a gentleman of culture ; one of these liter
ary fellows, I should judge, for whom our
own old stalwart senator has such an aver
sion. He speaks the English language iu
its purity, whilst his pronunciation is in
marked contrast with that of such linguists
as Soulier, Rice and Hazlet. The subject:?
en which we conversed were these which
naturally suggested themselves te a diplo
mat aud a statesman, en all of which 1
found him exceedingly well posted, with
an exception or two. He could net under
stand hew it was possible for a miuerity
party te carry fictions, or hew honest nicu
grew rich holding office with a small salary
or no salary at all. JSew en all these
points I think Mr. Lewell is better in
formed than he ever was before. I open
my reservoir of knowledge en these iiitri
c ite points and gave him an inside view of
the workings of the machine. When I
intimated te him that if it had net been
for successful fraud (and no ether is
worth a banbee) some ether distinguished
citizen might be serving in his place, he
screwed up his mouth, shut ene cye and
placed the forefinger of his left hand
alongside his nose and slowly
whispered: "Yeu bet!'' I listened
te all he had te say, aud he
listened te all I had te say, aud we under
stood each ether. The only difference be
tween us was our methods, our objects
were the same honor and profit. He
wanted mere of honor in his than I did
in mine, and 1 wanted mere profit iu mine
than he did in his, which just equalized
the thing, aud we parted the best of
friends, he te give audience te Fred Love Leve
joy and Mr. Kingsley, of the Continental,
who were waitjug in an ante-room chatting
with C.iveti, who very considerately with
drew when he found that we wcre talking
en a subject abmt which he knows se lit
tle " Hew te carry olectieus without
votes."
Visit te Westminster Abbey.
Cavcn had ether engagements, and I
was " alone i:i Louden." Consulting the
little book which I bought early iu the
day I wended my way te the sanctuary
of England's royal dead, and iu a few min
utes mere was standing in the cr'pt of
Westminster Abbey. Hew 'shall I give
voice te my feelings and my thoughts, as
I stand thus alone amid the meuldering
dust of all that was great in England
for a thousand years ? If sadness
overcomes me for a time aud my eye
is moistened with a tear, it is because " I
might claim kindred here, aud have the
claim allowed."
" It is net for Josephs" te stand un
moved upon this hallowed ground, and
though I shall bear it like a man I must
feel it like a man.
" Shew me Royal Henry's tomb he of
Agincourt.
" This way," said the verger, as he led
me te the spot. " Here lies all that could
die of one of England's greatest kings."
" If his monument was equal te his
deeds it would rise mountains high," I
replied.
" Would it, indeed ?" innecently asked
the verger.
" Where sleeps the Virgin
that was woman in naught
next UKiuired.
Queen, she
but sex," I
" Don't knew ! Ne such woman sleeps
here that ever I heard of."
" Is uet Queen Elizabeth buried here ?'
" Oil ! yes, Queen Eiizabeth is buried
Here, but net that ether woman you just
mentioned. Yonder is her sarcophagus,
and en the opposite side is that of Mary,
Queen of Scots."
"Peer Mary! she deserved a better
i fate ; but, like all pretty women, when
they come te select a husbaud they show
neither sense nor judgment.'
"There stands Chatham's monument,
and en either side is that of Peel and Pal-
mcrsten, thrce of as great statesmen as
ever lived. That is Lord Bacen's and that
Lord Mansfield's. That portrait in the
niche above, you will recegnize as that of
Lord Macaulcy, the brilliant historian.
Yeu appear, sir, te take a deep interest in
the contemplation of these monuments."
" I de, indeed ! The study of the lives
of these men, whose memory they per
petuate, has been the work of my life. A
statesman myself, I am deeply interested
in everything that relates te statecraft."
" I thought as much when I first saw
you enter the Abbey."
:Yeu are a man of discernment, and as
such should be rewarded. Accept this
trade dollar as a souvenir."
"Thank you, sir. Thank you, sir."
" New lead the way te the Peet's Cor Cer
ner, for I long te gaze en the cold marble
that commemorates the immortal Shake
speare for he was a man, take him for all
in all we ne'er shall leek upon his .like
again."
"There's feed for contemplation here
sir ; and an examination of these memorials
will bring te your tosthetie mind recollec
tions of pleasant hours spent in reading
their classic works."
" Right you are ! If you ain't a corker
I'm a shad 1"
"That's a' medallion of Gray, whose
elegy, written in a country churchyard,
you will agrce with me, has never been
excelled in the language."
" Ge right en. Yeu understand your
biz !"
" That bust surmounting the lyre round
which is twining a serpent, an allusion of
Paradise Lest, is that of Jehn Milten. On
the left is Butler and ou the right rare
Ben Jonsen. These underneath are Dry
den, Spenser and Chaucer."
"Well, I think I have seen eneugh of
these fellows. Suppose you show me the
graves of Jack Cade aud Metamera!"
"Who?"
"Why, Jack Cade and old Metaniera!"
"I have been verger here for flve-arid-twenty
years and I never heard the names
before." a
"Alt-;rl.M If turn r.nn'K fiml Mm n!1
fellows it's no matter, but you should hunt
them up, for Ike Leach, is coming ever
here next year and I knew he'll want te
make pilgrimage te their graves, for Ike
has great admiration for them particu
larly Jack Cade, who was a noble-hear ted
fellow, always open for a divide with
theso who owned mere than himself."
"Frem your description of the man I
don't think you'll find his bones in the
Abbey."
"What a gorgeous window, and hew
beautiful it leeks in the suushiue."
"Yes, that is oertaiuly very beautiful.
It is highly prized here as being the gift
of ene of your distinguished couutrymeu,
Mr. Geerge W. Childs. "
"Oh ! Geerge gavethat did he? Well,
I want te present a memorial wiudew or
two myself, and I wish yen would just
leek around the old crib and find a geed
place te put them up. Will you ? There
is my card ; I'm stepping at; the Grand
hotel ; I'd call en Dean Stanley myself and
make the request, but I hear he is sorious serious sorieus
lyill." "I'll atteud te it, sir. Geed day. "
"Geed day."
l'rejecta Temple of Fame.
As I sauntered mechanically away from
the portals of the old Abbey au idea
struck me. It is this : As seen as I re
turn home I'll see Hewit, Seudcr, Rice,
Hazlet aud the ether roosters and we'll
rush a charter through the Legislature
giving us Independence hall and the
square of ground en which it is built ; we
will then fit it up as a " Temple of Fame' '
and hunt up all the distinguished " stiffs"
that are lying around loose in the country
aud plant them in the yard and upon the
show ! There's millions in it ! I'll get
an old queen or two, or mayber a kiug or a
duke ever hore.to start the thing with,
and as seen as this is dene everybody will
want te die aud be buried in '' Jeseph's
Temple of fame. The thing will pay from
the jump, and I knew it, aud don't you
forget it.
e
Hepe ou, Hepe fever,
Ne mutter what the ailment may he. rheuma
tism, neuralgia, lameness, asthma, bronchitis
If ether treatments have failed hope en S go
at once for Themas' Kclectric Oil. It will
secure you immediate relief. Fer sale at 11. It,
Cochran's drug store. 137 .North tjticen slreet.
Lancaster.
Jacob Martzolf, et Lancaster, X. Y., says
your Spring ISlossem works well for every
thing you recommend it; myself, wife. aud
children have all used it, and you can't Hud a
healthier lamily in New Yerk State October
.1. 1880. Fer sale at II. 15. Cochran's drug store,
1ST North Queen street, lincaster.
An Old Docter's Advice.
It was Mils: "Trust in Gotland keep your
bowels open." Fer this purpose mauy an old
doctor has advised the habitually eestive te
take Kidney-Wert ter no ether remedy se ef
fectually overcomes tliis condition, and that
without the distress and griping which ether
medicines cause. It is a radical cure for piles.
Don't fail te use it. TrunsUitcU from the Jrew
Yerk Zeitung. jy2.Vlwdw
Never te Late tee Menu.
Tlies. J. Arden, William street, Cat ISullale,
writes : " Your Spring J!lo.9en h;uS worked
ou me splendid. I had no appetite; used te
sleep badly and get up yi the morning unre
Trcshed ; my breath was very eireiiaive and 1
s litre red from severe headache; since UMiig
yeiir Spring Meroni all these symptoms have
vanished and 1 feel iiile well." Price .'.(lets.
Fer '.ale at II. !!. Cochran's drug store. 137
North Queen htreet, Lancaster.
ASTJtlCll ItlttrS ADVKirtlSKMKNT.
STK1C1I r.KOTIIKKS'
LANCASTER BAZAAR,
13 EAST KING STltEET.
We have inade great reductions iu every
one of our departments and we are closing
out our stock of
TrirameQ Oats and Bennets
AT A GUKAT SACKIFICK.
Lace Trimmed Hats, one let at c.
Anether let et Fine Uata at S0c.
Bargains in Ombiie shaded Kibbeus, Ne-. t,
12. 1, Ji, 10, at S5c, SOe, 38c, lie and IVtc a yard.
Large Shetland Shawls at 75c.
Flue Linen lustcrs at, SI.
HOOP-SKIRTS.
13 springs, 5 tapes
-S) springs, !i tapes
springs, 5 tapes
S) springs, tape trout
LADIES' UXDEKWKAtt CHEAP.
COUSETS A SPECIALTY.
PAUASOLS LESS THAN COST.
...10c
...tiC
...50C
...G0C
Mesquite Net Canopies 1, iucludin
111
Fixtures.
Hamburg Edgings and Inserting In Swiss,
Lawn and Nainsoek.
Deep Flouncing at 50c, 75c, $1 and $1.1" a yard.
Laces of all kln.ts at greatly reduced prices.
Lace Cellars ler ladles and children in large
variety, from 103 te $1.50 apiece.
Lace Mils and Lisle Cleves greatly reduced
te close out the stock.
Chlltls' Pink anil Ulne Hese, knit, seamless,
fast colors, 2 pair ler 25c.
ASTEICHBRO'S.
CAKRIAOKH, SV.
Carriages! Carnages I
EDGERLEY & CO.U
Praclicart'arriage Builders,
Market Street, Ucar of Central Market Heusw,
Lancaster, Pa.
We have eh hand a Large Assortment el
BUGGIES AND CARRIAGES,
Which we offer at the
VERY LOWEST PRICES.
All work warranted, uivc ns a call;
43-Bcpairing promptly attended te.
One set of workmen especially employed ter
Uut purpose. InaJ-tfd&w
DMT GOODS, UirDKMWXJL, JtC.
N
KXt 1HJUK TO THS.VOOKT HOVaB.
FAHNESTOCK!
DRESS GOODS REDUCED..
DRESS GOODS REDUCED.
DRESS GOODS REDUCED. (
DRESS GOODS REDUCED.'
We have reduced- our Immenn Stock of
DRESS GOODS
FOR THE BALANCE 0HE SEASON.
Pi: ESS GOODS at 10c., 12;c. and 13c., that
were sold at 20c. and 23c.
UMBRELLAS
AWD
PARASOLS
REDUCED.
FAHNESTOCK'S,
Next Doer te Court Heuse.
M
KTZUCK, MRU UAVUUMAN.
Netice te the Ladies !
We Have Just Opened
A LARGE LOT OF
Matle expressly ler our own sale?, under
our own Trade Marie, and cannot
be had e'.sewhcrc.
WE GUARANTEE EACH GARMENT
TO BE
WATERPROOF,
AND TO GIVE GENERAL SATISFACTION.
HetzpMHanM
NEW CHEAP STORE,
Ne. 43 WEST KING STREET,
LANCASLEK, PA.,
(ADLEU'S OLD STAND).
D
KKSS GOODS, &C.
H AGEK fc BROTHER
Have still a Large Line et
DRESS GOODS,
In all qualities, including many of the
Choicest Styles or the Season. Alse
Black and Colored Silk.
GINGHAMS, LAWNS, CHINTZES AND
WHITE GOODS.
HOSIERY AND GLOVES,
All of which will bcjteld at Very Lew Prices
te ltcducc Stock.
S1
rKJlAI!
Fer JULY and AUGUST we have made a
Special Lew Price ler
CARPETS,
or which wc have a Handsome Line of the'
Newest Patterns in
1IODY BRUSSELS, TAPESTKV BRUSSELS,
EXTRA SUPER INGRAIN, WORSTED,
WOOL AND HALL AND STAIR
CARPET WITH BORDERS.
Alse a line of Carpets at 25, 31, 37 and 50c.
OIL CLOTHS AND MATTINGS
Will he sold en tin: same lefw basU.
We invite examination.
HAGER & BROTHER.
w
ALL PAPEK, JtC.
WALL PAPER,
WALL PAPER.
Our Sleck Includes all the Choice Spring
Patterns In
EMBOSSED AND PI.AIN GILT SATINS,
i'LATS, BLANKS, CEILING DECO
RATIONS, FRIEZESv DADOS
AND BORDERS.
Te reduce stock we will make a
SPECIAL LOWPBKJE.
We invite examination.
&
rOssanierWaterproefs
BMiEfi
BROTHER