gr- ' -- S LANCASTER DAILY INTELLIGENCER THURSDAY DECEMBER 9, 1880. K Lancaster intelligencer. THUBSDAT EVENINO, DEG. 9, 1880. Wfcat They Call Before. Seme of our esteemed contemporaries appear te be alarmed by the loud de mands' of the se-called civil service re formers for fixity of tenure in the federal offices. We assure them there is no cause for immediate anxiety in that di rection. The men who make the agita tion are without power and have little influence. The politicians who pretend te listen te them with respect are utterly insincere and never stand for an instant en their theory when the spoils are te be distributed. Te cite Hayes in illustration is, we admit', hardly fair. He was a fraud from the beginning, and was bound by the very law of his political creation te be a fraud in all tilings te the end. But of Carl Schurz, who put the stuff en this subject into Hayes's letter of acceptance, consistency might have been expected. It might also have been supposed that Mr. Evnrts could continue for a few days together in an attitude which he had deliberately taken and extensively advertised. Te these two was consigned the duty of framing civil service rules en the reform plan for the fraudulent ad ministration : but nothing came of it. They abandoned the whole business, and the scrambles for office under Hayes have baen as shameful as ever, and the bull dozing and blackmailing of subordinate office-holders have been worse, while the active participation in politics of Hayes and his cabinet has been, in view of their Pccksniflian professions, quite dis gusting. Garfield also affected profound sympa thy witli the high-flown views of the re formers ; and gratified them greatly by writing a magazine ;u tide in their favor, for wliic'i in return lie received their praise for the ' scholarship " and ' cul ture' which he brought ii.te pelitics: But, having been nominated for the presidency, lie immediately threw all of that overboard, and even entered into special contract with the machine bosses -te distribute the spoils net only en their system, but through them. There is no serious prospect of the es tablishment of a permanent official class in this country while our present institu tions continue. A revolution which would make the head of the government perm anent would end in assimilating te his the tenures of his one hundred thousand subordinates. But until Gen. Grant has been re-elected te a third term, we shall be slew te predict any such disastrous conclusion of our republican experi ment. The people of the United States will never of their own accord, and with their eyes open te the facts, establish an aristocracy of any kind. Meanwhile the reform that is wanted is the enforce ment of the laws te prevent the plunder ing of our public servants te recruit par tisan corruption funds, and forcing them te give te party the time and energies which belong te the public. a Striking Likeness. We used te have a painting hanging ever the judicial seat, in the old court house, representing Justice in the form of a blindfolded female holding suspend ed a pair of scales; and of that figure our beloved Judge Patterson ever re minds us. Te be sure he is net a female ; but that difference is trifling. We have heard repeatedly from himself that he is an impartial administrator of justice, and under the pains and penalties which his honor essays te put upon these who doubt this declaration, we accept it with cheerful alacrity. We de net knew whether any one will dispute that the judge sees darkly enough te satisfy this element in the likeness te the figure in the oil pointing. If any one steps forward for that purpose we will go along with liiin te the commissioners' effce, where this picture,ve eelieve, new hangs, and we will discuss the question bit ween us while standing beneath it and gazing upon the lovely features of the amiable female countenance, that appear without the folds of the blindii g handkerchief. It would, perhaps, be mere satisfactory te have this discussion under the benignant light of our virtu virtu virtu ousjudge'sewn physiognomy ; but we are net at liberty te make an appointment in his presence ; and te' tell the truth it might be an unsatisfactory one in which te discuss the matter, in view of the fearful effect upon the judge of a chal lenge of his judicial impartiality; it would net be at all safe for our doubting friend te dispute with us liefere him as te his blindness. That, then, we willaccept as a conced ed fact ; and se we have a very striking resemblance of the dear judge te the figure of Justice, with its fair face and delicate features and bandaged eyes. There is a striking difference,though, in the voice. Pleased as we are te say de lightful things of the judge, we can't compliment his sweet vociferation. Ben Davis thinks it is as the sound of the Bull of Bashan ; and Ben ought te knew ; because he sat down under it very sud denly. The music of the Presbyterian organ left has even been stilled by it; and the young bleed of the congregation chills at the sound. The painted Justice speaks net, and our judge would resemble it mere if he spoke less. But just as he is we have him , and are thank ful for him ; for without him what would life be and Justice ? They Cannet De It. Hew constitutionally impossible it is for some people te perform as they prom prem ise. Listening te their fair words it is impossible te believe that they de net mean them. It cannot be that all these afflicted people knew that they are lying. They must think that they arc meaning what they say,and the fact that they really de net must lie owing te some strange emission in their mental equipment, which make it impossible for them te leek into their minds te find what they really de think. We must adept some theory of this kind te relieve us from the belief that thpse numerous fellow crea tures, who are found in all classes of society and net fewest among the most apparently consistent church members, are net tli vilest liars in existence. Mr. Hujts is litis kind of a man. He is net a wicked man seemingly. But he can't tell the truth. He cannot say what he thinks, and de it. Net even en the same day. Everyone is laughing just fiev; at his ap pointment of General Hazen te be chief of the signal bureau ; a soft place which Hazen has been seeking as quite accord ing te his tastes. Everyone knows that there is nothing in Hazen's re cord entitling him te any partic ular consideration, and that he does net knew anything at aU about the duties of the signal office, and is net qualified te learn anything about them, and does net purpose te bother himself with them. He will enjoy the society of Wasbingten,with the rank and pay of general. He is a coward in bat tle, and even ran away at the battle of Shiloh. He admits that-he knows nothing of the service te which he is promoted. And yet the very day Mr. Hayes sent I his name in, he also sent te Congress his message in which he loudly lauded civil service reform. Hazen was promoted by political and social influence, and because he was an Ohie man ; and his father-in-law was McLean of the Cincinnati Enquirer, a Democratic paper of the style and prin ciple of the Chicago I'itnes, which is te say just no principle at all. MINOR TOPICS. Hindoestan borrows money at three and a half per cent, and its secretary of the treasury makes no brag. Sakaii BKRNii.itiT has made it plain that French may be spoken much tee rapidly te make it easy for a Bosten au dience te understand it. A I'AFEU in Mississippi is published in the interest of the negre, and is se loyal te its platform that it refuses te .spell negre except with a big X. It is estimated that the Western Union will have en Ditccmbcr 31 a balance of 8747,aae.48. Tlie quarterly report re commends a dividend of IV per cent, "pay able en January 15. It seems te be fixed that Devcns will succeed Judge Streng and Stanley Mai thews will get Judge Swaync's place en the supreme bench. Hayes is playing it fine for his friends. In the opinion of the Springfield Republi can, Judge Black's sentiments declaring that railroads arc public property, " is the best and most forcible exposition of the old common-law doctrine en this subject wliici has recently been made." Evex congressmen arc mere or les sub ject te superstition and studiously slum the ' fatal desk'' in the Heuse. When the late Representative Rush Clark, of Iowa, died, Mr. Fair, of New Hampshire, took the desk iu the Heuse which lir.d been occupied by Mr. Clark. As already announced, Mr. Farr died a few days age, and new no ether member wants te take the "fatal desk." Ax important feature in the i emulations of Rugby, in Tennessee, is that no 'intoxi cating liqueis shall be sold theie. "Tem Brown" and his helpers have made that absolute. Twe sharpers came there, en the very edge of the new Rugby, and es tablished each his grog shop. They would heed no remonstrance, hut insisted upon their right. A general law of Tennessee forbids the liquor traffic within three miles of an educational establishment. Mr. Hughes took advantage of this, and imme diately built a school-house beside them, and they were thus forced te decamp. PFBSONAL. Jehn W. Gaiuiett was yesterday re electcd president of the Baltimore fc Ohie railroad company for the ensuing year. Mr. Geerge W. Guilds has given $3,000 towards beautifying the old Lancas ter pike read, at Wayne Station. The Reading Times and TUspntch nomi nates Majer Ficras, of the Gcrmantewn Telegraph, as head of the department of agriculture. Mr. Hayes' diuneis at Washington were hut a synonym for dryness and dull ness. Meanwhile members of Congress and the elite of the national capital generally are living in the hope that Gar field will exercise better taste, whether he uses wine at table or net. The following advertisement lately ap peared is several newspapers printed in the province of Silesia, Germany : " My betrethment with Miss Edith Peht;:r, only daughter of the Right Honorable Sir James Perter, of Skancatclcs, United States, I honor my&elf by hereby publish ing instead of making any special an neuuecment. Liegnitz, November, 1880. Carl von Jena." Mr. aud Mrs. Ciiaiu.es were en their bridal tour and had reached Marietta Ohie, when Mr. Coens, the bride's di vorced husband, presented himself and demanded possession of her. The rival claimants drew pistols, but weie dis armed. Mr. Coens then went te consult with a lawyer, knowing that three hours would elapse before the couple could get away en the next regular train ; but they chartered a special locomotive and se con tinued their journey unhindered. Thirty-five years age, when Captain Stene made Meuudville, W. Va., his home, he planted two seeds, informing his family that he would like te raise weed for his coffin. Only one seed sprouted, and in the course of thirty years became a fine tree. During a severe wind storm eighteen months age the tree fell. It was sent te a Pittsburgh firm te be cut info lumber, and in due time returned te the captain iu the shape of a handsome coffin ; and new, te complete the story, its owner has just been buried in it. Dr. David S. Hutchinson, dental sur geon, died iu San Francisce, California, en the 19th ult., aged 58 years. The deceas ed was" formerly a resident of the Gap. lie went te St. Paul, Miuu., some twenty seven years age, where he married, ami a few years afterwards removed te S.ui Francisce, where he resided and practiced j his profession until his death, ami was also engaged in the real estate business. He ' had built up an extensive business and en jeyed the confidence of a large cire'e of ! friends in his adopted city. One of the senators from Texas whether Coke or Maxet is net btatcd, but it's the bigger of the two brought his family te Washington from St. Leuis in a private palace car, and when a conductor insisted en being admitted the senator knocked him down. The conductor was about te attack him when he said : " See here, sir ; don't come this way. If you come within range of these fists (shaking them significantly) I will mash your face in such a jelly that your own mother weuldnd't recognize you." The conductor left. Bishop Pixckxey's forthcoming mar riage te Miss Hunter, of Washington, is announced. She is twenty years bis junior and for nine years has been matron in the -Louise home in Washington. It is said that some years age she refused an offer of marriage from Mr. Corcoran, en the ground that if she accpted him it would be thought it was only for his money. Bishop Pinckney's first wife was twenty years bis senior, and made his christening robe when he was a babe. STATE ITEMS. Wm. C. Baer, of Noiristewn, mystcii mystcii eusly disappeared last Sunday and has net since been heard from. Huntingdon aud Blair counties complain of the ravages of hog cholera. Mere than 1,000 porkers have died from the disease this' season. This is a queer time of the year te die from sunstroke, but such was the fate of Martin Garrick, of Millerstown en Tues day. The sunstroke was received last summer, and he has been ill ever since. The erection of a big hotel at Cressen will be begun in a few days. The build ing will have a frontage of 320 feet and will be four stories high. It will be ready for occupancy by the first of next May. In Reading Ernst Kleinsmith fell from a ladder in the third-story of a house being erected, and alighted in a mortar hed car ried by Henry Null. The shock nearly knocked Null from the ladder, but he held firmly te it and proven ted both from fall ing into the cellar. Media's borough fathers are trying te fund the borough debt of $80,000, new held at six per cent, and issue instead four per cents. Tins will save $i,euu annually iu interest, and enable taxes te be reduced or greater improvements made. Thes. J. Ryan died in the Pennsylvania hospital, Philadelphia, last evening, from the effects of a beating received at a ball in Musical Fund hall early yesterday morn ing. A warrant has been issued for Theo Theo eore Menken, his alleged assailant. Mayer Liddell, of Pittsburgh, has begun a war against the keepers "of gambling houses in that city. On Tuesday eight of them were fined $50 each and costs, the mayor giving them notice should they re peat their ciimc they will be sent te prison. The recent change iu the weather has stepped all caual navigation in Eastern Pennsylvania, and boatmen who expected te get their beats te their destination after being thawed out are disappointed. The severe cold weatheref the last two days )ias made several inches of ice en the caual. Fex hunting is mere popular in Chester county this year than ever before. Net a day passes without the sound of the horn. All ether sports have become secondary. Yesterday West Chester, Wcsttewn and Thernhury levers of the chase joined in the bast Geshen hunt. A party of men who were hunting en "the barrens," a few miles south of Clearfield, came upon the dead body of a man. A revolver was lying a few feet from him. and it was evident that he had killed himself, cither accidentally or pur pesely. A geld watch and S'Jul) in green backs were found upon the body. It was decided that he was a man named Mc Laughlin, whose home is in Elk county. The body of Themas Judge, a well known miner living in Shanty Hill, Scran Scran ten, was found face downward, at the feet of a steep wall near the Lackawanna iron, and coal company's ere dump. There was a great gash in the back of the head, and life was quite extinct, altengh the body was till warm. The police had the re mains removed te the iate residence of Judge where a distressing scene ensued among his suddenly bereaved wife and six little children, who arc rendered entirely destitute by this sere calamity. LATEST NEWS BY MAIL. A liie in Seuth Bosten, Halifax county, Va., en Tuesday night destroyed about $20,000 worth of property. Dr. J. A. Nantc, a prominent citizen of Eagle Pass, Texas, committed suicide yes terday. Frem October 1st te November 20, 1,150 cases of small pox and 55 deaths were re ported in Matamoras, Mexico, in a popula tion of about 10,000. Emma Gcrst, colored, aged 12 years, was fatally burned, near Ringgold, Va., by her clothes catching fire while she was pre paring her father's breakfast. Jehn 1). Robertsen, Democrat, was elected mayor of New Haven, Conn., en Tuesday, by 1CG9 majority Nearly all the ether Democratic candidates for city offices were also elected. The departure of the Sioux delegation for Washington, te close the bargain giv ing a railroad the right of way across their reservation, is delayed by the accidental sheeting of Chief Medicine Bear, at Crew deck. A fresh and violent shock of earthquake occurred at Agram, Croatia, at midnight en Tuesday. It was accompanied by sub terranean rumblings, which continued throughout the night and caused a renew ed panic. A sleeping car train en the Trey andBos andBes andBos ten railroad collided, yesterday morning, with a freight train at Hpesic, New Yerk, The engineer of the passenger train and four freight cars were wrecked, and sever al persons were injured, but net seriously. An Italian named Phillinghi, who ate trichinous sausages thirty days age, died in consequence in Chicago, en Tuesday night. His wife and thrce children, who ate of the same sausages, are net expected te recover. The number of recorded deaths from starvation, during the East Indian famine, actually fell below that of ordinary years. During the worst of the crisis, mere than 4,000,000 were saved from starvation at a cost of about $30,000,000 te the state. Tappey & Steel's storage building in Petersburg, Va,, was burned yesterday. Nearly thrce million pounds of sumac, be longing te James M. Williams, were de stroyed, at a less of $25,000. The Fire as sociation of Philadelphia has a risk of $25,000. A naked man ou his knees in the snow, with the thermometer at zero, was se strange a spectacle that the conductor en the Pan Handle railroad stepped his train. The man said that a 'strange voice com manded him te hang his clothes en a limb and pray. In New Salem, near Roudeut, N. Y., Jehn Van Tassel fatally assaulted his wife with an axe and then cut his own threat with a butcher knife, dying almost in stantly. He was seventy years of age and his wife thirty-eight. Van Tassel was jealous of the attention paid his wife by ether men. The annual meeting of the clubs com- prising t'.ie Natienaij Baseball League was ! held iu New Yerk yesteiday. Delegates j were present from the Bosteu, Bulfale, : Chicago, Cleveland, Providence and Wor cester clubs. The Detroit club was ad mitted te membership and the Washing ten clnb was rejected. The meeting will be "continued te-day. ' A street car, containing about twenty passengers was struck by a locomotive at a railroad crossing in Chicago, en Tuesday night, and completely wrecked. The driver of the car was probably fatally injured, and eight of the passenger, were injured, one of them having a thigh fractured. Newell J.Ferd, engineer of the locomotive, is under arrest. A lunatic was fennd running wild in the weeds near Stevens' Point, Wisconsin, en Tuesday, se badly frozen that both legs and arms had te be amputated. He was identified as one of the patients who es caped lrem the St. Peters asylum, in Min nesota, when it was. burned. Hew he managed te work his way te the place where he was found is a mystery. Chicoge adopted an ordinance that the street car companies should pay a license fee of $50 a year en every car used. The car people refused te obey, and during two years have net paid a dollar. Judge Drum mend has new decided that the ordinance is valid as a police regulation, and may be enforced. The cerapainies claim that then charters give them the full right te run cars. The matter will be appealed. William Wittenbriuk, employed at A. G. Brophy's drug store, in Washington street, New Yerk, has been arrested for having nearly caused the death of Mrs. llackct by selling her daughter oxalic acid for epsem salts. The woman took part of the drug and but for prompt raid ical attendance must have died. Witten brink is a porter in the store and sold the drug-in the absence of the clerk. In nagcrstewn, Ohie, Jehn Haberstra'w heroically sacrificed his life te save ethers. He and his handcar were caught in a nar row cut near town by a passenger train. He could have saved his' life, but instead get off the car and in the face of certain death, tried te drag it from the track. He had almost succeeded when the engine struck him, but he saved the train. He died a here and a martyr. Ort Hendrick&en of Tedd county, Minn., en Sunday started deer hunting with his brother, and they parted company in the weeds two miles from home. In about half an hour three shots were beard, and when the brother reached the spot he found Ort's dead body, with three rifle balls in it, and a knife plunged te the hilt through the body in various places. The brother followed the trail of the mur derers six miles and then lest it- The cause of the crime is unknown. The colored people of Bridgcwater have a lyceum. The ether evening they had a debate upon the following novel questien: ''One Jehnsen had a daughter and two young men desired te marry her. The fa ther agreed that the one who should take her te the forest, protect her from the wild beasts during the night and return her safe in the morning should have her. One took her te the forest, protected her all night, but was disabled when returning in the morning. Then the ether young man came and returned her te her father. Which of the men had the best right te the girl ?" An Accident Fatal te Seven Persons. A dispatch from Orange, Massachusetts, say one of the most distressing accidents that has occurred in that section for a long time took place yesterday, by which seven persons lest their lives. In the north western part- of the town of Wendell Messrs. Marble & Clark had a portable steam saw mill, with which they were en gaged in clearing off a timber let. About five o'clock the boiler exploded with ter- rilic lercc, demolishing the mill, and a portion of it was hurled against a building occupied uy these at work en the let, which was set en fire and entirely con sumed, aud Messrs. Marble and Clark, the proprietors, Oscar Brown, Geerge Brown, Willie Brown, all young men from seven teen te twenty-one years old, sons of Hosca Brown, of JSew balem, and Mrs. Fclten, who was keeping house, were killed. A young child named Geerge Reynolds had a leg broken and Charles Reynolds a shoul der snufshed. LOCAL INTELLIGENCE. KILLED IK THE DARK. Rudelph Kranter's Fatal Fall Frem a Rail road Bridge. The following item appeared in the Philadelphia Tunes of Tuesday last : "The body of an unknown man, appar ently 30 years old, was found beneath the Pennsylvania railroad bridge at Sixty third street, whence he had probably fall en, at G o'clock yesterday morning. It was taken te the morgue. The deceased was five feet nine inches high, with brown moustache and hair, and attired in a Derby hat, black overcoat, black Chesterfield coat, brewu diagonal trousers, white shirt and gaiters. He had a brass watch and chain, a Dockot-beok containing a small sum of money and a card with the name Rudelph Kreudcr "written upon it. This name is net iu the directory." Yesteiday the following appeared in the Times : "The inquiry by the coroner into the cir cumstances attending the death of the un identified young man, who was found dead with his skull crushed in, under the Penn sylvania railroad bridge at Sixty-third sticet, en 3Ienday, failed te produce any evidence concerning the manner in which the accident happened. It was surmised that he attempted te walk across the bridge and tumbled through in the darkness. The jury found a verdict of accidental death. Deceased is supposed te be from Baltimore because he had business cards of firms in that city." These items coming te the notice of Mr. Christian Liller, the well-known barber en North Queen street, this city, he wrote te his son William, new working in Philadel phia, te go te the morgue and sec if the dead man was Rudelph Krauter, who had worked for Mr. Liller for several vears and left his employ for the last time just three weeks age te-day. This morning Mr. Liller had a letter from his son, in which he says he went te the morgue yesterday as requested ; he asked te he shown the body that had net been identified, aud was shown te a wagon at the deer, which was just ready te con vey it te the place of burial. The box be ing opened he recognized its contents as the mangled body of Rudelph Krauter ; the left side of the face was battered and the head mashed, but the features were recognized as these of Mr. Liller's former workman. Deceased was a native of Zurich, Switz erland, 31 years of age, unmarried, and without relatives in this country. He landed in America in 1877 and first found employment at Mr. Liller's. After work ing for him a year he left, and resumed employment with him in September, 1879, in which he continued until Thursday, November, 18, 1880, when he left and went te Philadelphia. He was a geed workman, but as his tools were found with his dead body it is supposed he had found no engagement since leaving Lancaster. Thumb Mashed. List evening William Shultz, a conduc tor of a freight train en the Pensylvania railroad, had one of his thumbs badly mashed between two bumpers, while coup ling cars near the Penn iron works. Dr. Atlee dressed the wound and Mr. Shultz left for his home in Columbia. Sale of ie.il Kstate. Allan A. Hcrr & Ce., real estate and in surance agents, sold at private sale, for the heirs of Mrs. Anna Ehrenfried. the two story brick dwelling Ne. 223 East King street, te Michael Haberbush, for the sum of $2,900. JUDGE PATTBRSON. SIT DOWX, MR. VATIS, SIT DOWSI', Ad episode In Coart What Stirred the Judge's Bile? A Detente of Mr.Davis Telnn leered and Snabbed A Coart that will net Allew any Reflec tion ea Its Judicial Ad ministration of lnstrlDn tlve Justice. Quite a spirited little episode broke the monotony of the quarter sessions court yesterday afternoon and gave the lookers lookers en something te talk about for a half hour. It was during the progress of the trial of Schnader, the Ephrata saloon keeper, for selling beer te miners. Benj. F. Davis, esq., counsel for the defense, at the outset of his speech, said te the jury that a court had been defined te be a place where law was judicially and impartially adminis tered. Further en in his speech he said something like ihis : "Ifyeu convict this defendant, incarcerate him in our county prison, impose the costs of this presecu tien upon him and impoverish him, hew de you knew but what te-night some man by the name of Moere (who had once eloped with the defendant's wife) may net go te his home, desecrate it, cause a separation of his fam ily. Then Schnader would be suffering the punishment and Moere go scot free. Would that be justice judicial and impar tially administered "a.. "bit down, 3Ir. Davis, sit down," he heard thundered at him from the bench, where te all appearances Judge Patterson had been sitting, writing or examining a paper net relevant te the case. Sir. Davis looked astonished, and am first impression was that seme waggish member of the bar was taking advan tage of the inattention of the court te play a ventriloquist's trick upon him. A glance at the bench whence distribu tive justice is judicially and impartially administered undeceived him. With the remark that he had made no reflections upon the court or if he had that he hadn't intended te, he dropped te his seat. Judge Patterson remarked that he wished it te be understood that the court administered justice judicially. Mr. Davis from his scat said that he referred te the jury. Judge Patterson said: "Who administers justice but the court?'' Mr. Davis said " the court and the jury." The supreme court had held the jury te be judges of law and the facts. W. A. Atlec, esq., who was sitting in the bar and shared the astonishment of all present at the swift visitation of dis tributive judicial wrath upon Davis, arose and said : "Your honor, I feel certain that the court must have misunderstood what Mr. Davis said. He was addressing the jury, net the court, and certainly made no reflections upon the court and was pro ceeding strictly within the bounds of pre priety." Judge Patterson motioned te Mr. Atlee te sit down and suggested that Mr. Davis could speak for himself. Mr. Atlee said he would sit down. He had only arisen because, seeing himself te be the eldest member of the bar present, be had felt ii due te the court and te his ju nier te correct what was te him mam festly a misunderstanding of the one by the ether. District Attorney Eshleman nodded ap previngly te Mr. Atlee. Judge Patterson repeated that the court wished it te be understood that it admin -itcred justice judicially, and said that if it was understood that Mr. Davis did net mean te reflect upon the court he could proceed. Mr. Davis declined te proceed. District Attorney Eshleman then went en for the commonwealth. But, as will be seen by the court pre ceedings reported elsewhere, the jury was se upset by the performance that it requir ed all the efforts of court, counsel, clerk, reporters and spectators te drag an intelli gible verdict out of it. MASONIC. Election ana Installation. At the regular meeting of ledgo 43, F, and A. 31., held at Masonic hall en Wed nesday evening, December 8, the following officers were elected and installed for the ensuing Masonic year : W. M. E. Oram Lyte. S. W. Joel S. Eaby. J. W. Geerge A. Marshall. Treas. Chas. A. Heiuitsh. Sect. Hugh S. Gara. Trustees Jehn B. Warfel, Jehn Rees, C. Widmycr. S. D. Jehn C. Carter. J. D. Dr. H. E. Mnhlcnberg. S. M. C. Jeshua L. Lyte. J. M. C. David E. Leng. Pur. Geerge II. Rethermcl. Tyler Geerge Lutz. Chaplain Huh S. Gara. Charity Cem. Dr. Geerge ,R. Welchaus, Jehn B. Warfel, Wm. O. Marshall. ' Grievance Cem. Charles 31. Hewell, Wm. A. Atlee, Dr. II. Carpenter, Win. A. Wilsen, Jcr. Rohrer. Organist Adam Oblender. THE TUNEFUL CUCKOOS. Nest-llidlng for the Winter Season. The fourth annual meeting of the Cuckoos was held last evening at their hall. A committee of three, composed of Philip Smith, Henry Leenard and Fred Hincs, was appointed te select a suitable place. for meeting for the ensuing year. The next meeting will be addressed by Henry Flick, Senior Cuckoo; Wm. Leenard and Fred Miller, jr., will sing the new Cuckoo song. Their third annual pic nic will be held en the third Monday in 3Iay next.' The following officers were elected for the ensuing year : President, Jehn R. Smith ; Yice President, Wm. Leenard ; Secretary, Jacob B. Price; Treasurer, Philip Smith ; Police, Pud Stableferd and Henry Leenard; Cooks, Jehn Hamilton and James Mattisen ; Alderman, Ames Stableferd ; Janitor, Jacob Hcline ; Leck up Keeper, Andrew lackiey; Committee en Election, Fred. Hincs, Albert Drach bar and Albert McCutcheon ; Captain, Philip Smith. Horses Stelen. . Seme time during last night between 10 p. m. and 4 a. m. thieves stele two valuable horses from the stable of Hiram Peeples, member-elect of the Legislature in the vil lage of New Providence. The youngest animal is a six-year-old bay mare. She is rather tall having long legs. She has a prominent top-knot and a whole star en . the forehead. She is newly shed all around. The ether animal is a twelve-year-old bay horse. He has a heavy body and a white stareu the forehead. The right front feet is white and en it there is a new shoe. 3Ir. Peeples resides in a thickly settled village and his barn is en a mucli traveled read. The bold thieves probably struck for Maryland. Free Seap. The soup house in rear of the city lockup will be opened for the free distribution of soup te the deserving peer en the 1st of January. There isat the present time in the hands of the mayor about $200 be longing te the soup fund. Further con cen tribut'Oas of money and previsions are so licited. Should there net be sufficient contributions te warrant the distribution of soup every day during the winter, it will be distributed every alternate day. The soup house is a deserving charity and ought te he liberally supported. m Fair at Mennt Jey. St. Mary's fair will open this evening at Meuut Jey iu the chapel building, second fleer, and continue until Saturday, the 18th inclusive. "EIGHTY-ONE. BUMMER'S HALL AT fUE JAIL. The Place Described In Verse and Freie A Motley Crowd Short Ration A Loek at the Jail. The ether day a man, who might have been a tramp, brought the manuscript of the following verses te thelsTELMOEXCER office for publication. He left them and has called since almost daily te-see if they were published. We give him his bene fit: "NUMBER 81." DT JAMES X. BtrrLER. Atr Wreck of the Atlantic. Written expressly for the Lancaster Istelli gexcxr. In the year eighteen hundred eighty It was en Xovembcr the First The inspectors of Lancaster jail Introduced hunger and thirst. Old HetTmcier he proposed it. Se like clock work it was done, Se they save ns bread and water. In number Eighty One. Every Tuesday and Friday we get a pint of soup, A standing up in Indian flic, we are a sorry looking group. And when nil hands de get it, away with it they run. I would sooner give it te the hogs, . Than put it in Kighty One. We arc allowed a pound of bread, At least se the keepers say ; But we only get six ounces Fer our rations every day. With a cup et cold water. And some salt te spread upon ; Fer there is no molasses Allowed in Kighty One. Wc nave nil nationalities That came across the main Frem en the snow-dad hills et Russia, Te Germany, France ana Spain : The Englishman and Scotchman Aud likewise Erin's son. Arc all huddled up together, In number Eighty One. Oh : they talk of Libby prison, And UkcwisT) AndersenTllle, But it you'd seen this pest house, it would give te you a chill. Te listen te the arguments, Yeai reason would be gene; I would sooner be In Libby, Than in number Kighty One. As I gaze out of the window, And leek into the yard, I sec victuals scattered around nie; I tell you it is hard. But my time is very short, And I seen will be gene. But I pity these unfortunates'. That's confined In Eighty One. They are all shapes and sizes, Seme lest a leg or arm. Men with snow white locks. That have faced many a storm. Likewise soldiers and sailors Who ftoed nobly by their guns. Se this is their reward for it. While confined in Eighty One. We have blind men. deaf ones tee, And likcwl-e u few crunks. Tradesmen. likewise fishermen. It's from Newfoundland banks. There is no respects for old age. Frem father down te son. Thev ull live en bread and water. While confined in Kighty One. It they call this Christianity, I don't knew what te say ; But I hope Ue-I will forgive them, Upen the judgment day. lie may forgive, but net forget. But the time will surely come. When they must stand up side by side. With these in Eighty One. Se new my song is ended. And I urn much obliged te you Fer giving me yeux attention, Te tnese few lines se true. Se new I eat my breakfast. Fer the beefsteak it is done ; I wish I could pass some or it Inte number Kighty One. The author of the above was very much in earnest. He wanted te print the burn ing recital of his wrongs, and as it is a lit tle fervid, a representative of the Lntelli gexcer strolled out te the jail yesterday te sce hew much of poetic license our bard took. Net much. Things at " Bummer Hall"' are a geed deal as he tells them. As Watchman F. G. Albright opened the deer of " 81 " a sight te make one shudder presented itself. This " hall " or cell is the northern part of the ground fleer of the new brick building erected iu the jail yard seme years age. It is a large room, with grated windows, well heated by a basement furnace, has a hydrant, a water closet, walls, ceiling and fleer. That is all the furniture. As we steed at the grating, inside the deer which the turnkey had opened, the in mates pressed te the front. They were twenty-one in number and the first glance at them inspired disgust and almost terror. They were nearly all bareheaded, three or four of them were no shirts, several had no shoes, the feet of one of them were each a mass of sores and he piteously mis took the visitor for a doctor ; lew were fully clothed ; the vermin could almost be seen te crawl ever some ; the scant cloth ing, brutality of features and filthy sur roundings of the group made them very repulsive At first glance. Nearer inspection of them aud individ ual examination, disclosed that after all,' they were very- like the common run of men and, when conversed with and in in telligent conversation, they revealed that the apparent tcrrible character of the in mates of Bnmmei's hall is due very much te the character of the institution. There are a few low, dirty, brutal looking fellows there who de nor seem te have much exis tence above that of the animal, but of the score or mero of men in "Eighty-one" yesterday the most of them, in decent clothes, would pass anywhere for decent men. Twe or three of them, spokesmen for the party, appeared te he werkiugmen and mechanics of fair intelligence, who admitted that they had been drunk, but they were disposed te work if they could get it. One old man of fine presence would pass for a senator in a claw-hammer coat ; he says he has followed beating for thirty years and only happened "en a shine'' in Columbia. Anether, a little Irishman, says he worked in the country all summer and just took a few drinks before going te a job at Best's boiler works. One stout young fellow, who givps the name of an old Lancaster family and calls two prominent business men of the city his uncles, says he went te the station house for a night s lodging and was sent up here for he don't knew hew many days. Several say they were "dis orderly" iu that they rode en freight trains, and quite a number declare that they were induced by officers te give them selves up en premise of getting geed shel ter and keep. Ne doubt some of them lie about it. But the worst olTense they have been guilty of is drunkencss aud disorderly con duct and their commitments range from five te ninety days. Wc have said the furniture of the place is a hydrant. Their mattress is the fleer and their covering the ceiling, their bed curtains are the walls. When we asked them what they get te cat there was a loud responsive murmur. "Get me that ration," cried one of the spokesmen. A stumpy little fellow darted into a comer and brought out a quarter of a leaf of bread. The uuder kceper answered : " They each get a pound of bread a day." Several responded : "Yes that's what you say, but we don't get it net mere than ten ounces." The ration submitted te us certainly did net weigh ever ten ounces, it rases a Dig leai, or very mean bread, for a quarter of a leaf te weigh a pound or anything near it. Since November 1 the rations at Bum mers hall have been reduced te this pound or ten ounce lump of bread every morning, un i uesuay anti r riuay uikj get soup. Thev can also get water at we n juraut. As much as they want te annic. Bread and water ; and water and bread. The inmates are obliged te keep the place clean. It is dirty. They are dirty. Their clothes are dirty. They are also lousy. They complain that they hare te eat the twenty-fours ration when they get it as they have no place te lay it down. When asked hew they passed their time they answered mostly by telling each ether their experience, and the Ixtelu Ixtelu eexcer man was earnesly advised te have himself shut up for a few days ; he would get enough adventure and hear enough te make many columns of exciting matter. Seme of the bams have left their nanus and addresses cut in large capitals en the fleer. Generally they are searched-and knives and everything else taken . from them. One lad produced a contraband deck of cards which he had smuggled in and which are highly appreciated. The ' lace cards are worn almost into illegibili ty ; the kings and jacks are distinguish able, and the whole deck is dirty enough for every card te be mistaken for the ace or spades. The Tuesday ration of soup ought te be economized and a fresh deck supplied te Bummer's hall. They dare net have the daily papers. The aceunts of crime which they publish are demoralizing. Better dressed, better looking and ap parently mero cleanly disposed drunks and diserderlies are put into cell Ne. 80 in the jail proper; but there are certainly men shoved into "81" who are net vicious, lousy nor disposed te unclcanliness. One of the old men new there is desperately sick and needs attention. Anether is a jabbering lunatic. He butts like a goat and talks incoherently of "Canterbury," "Perrysville" and "Knights of the. Gelden Cress." He ought te be in the lunatic asylum. It is pathetic and speaks the better na ture of the inmates of "81 " that they ap preciate and press upon the visitors' at tention the condition of these two men. All in all.Bummer's hall is a disgraceful looking place. Disgraceful te the county, we mean. The sight of twenty-one men, created a little lower than the angels, in ene room, day and night, week after week, and month after month, seme lousy and Reme net. some dirty and seme with clean instincts, with no chair nor bench, no bed nor cover, nothing but bread aud water and net tee much of tliem for no greater offense than drunkenness and disorderly conduct argues something wrong in our machinery of justice. Ge and sce them for yourself ! And then walk out West King street te Mr. S. S. Spencer's fine stock farm ; leek at the manner in which his well bred pigs arc housed ; and sce hew much better it is te he a sober and orderly hog than a druken and disorderly person. People ought te go out and take a leek at this Bummer's hall. Itisnotnice but is instructive. The court ought te see it before grand juries are charged. Magis Magis tratcseught te sce it before they send images of their Maker there for ninety days. One thing is certaiu, these who get out of it will net go hack. When they get tired staying out they will burn a barn or steal a horse se that when they get into jail, they will get geed jail accommodations. Drunkeness is an effense tee terribly punished for them te repeat it and in course of time and after a continuance of Bummer's hall we hope te sce it effectually corrected. The jail is well filled. In fact, it over flows. The seventy-seven available cells have about one hundred and fifty in mates. As far as pessible the keeper says he carries out the sentences of the court te separate and solitary confinement, but it often gives rise te serious inconvenience and sometimes demands impossibilities. Fer instance, at the last court Judge Liv ingston sentenced nine tramps te nine months each, separate and solitary con finement. They occupy nine cells ; while, te make room for them, convicts te the county jail, likothe Columbia fishermen, have te be crowded three and four into ere cell. Mr. E. F. Frailcy, who is new superin tending the cigar factory has four journey men and eight apprentices at work. He is represented te be an excellent mechanic, makes mere and better cigars with less waste than heretofore, but it is very doubt ful if there is anything iu cigar making for the county prison. These industries are conducted with best results there in which the chief value of the product consists in the labor expended upon it. Manufactures which invelve the purchase of valuable raw material and the risk of frauds or stupidity in its purchase arc net practic able. Fer example there are or have been late ly about 40 cases of tobacco in the prison bought at high prices and spoiled and worthless. Who is te blame ? Why don't the court or the grand jury or the new inspectors or somebody else find out who is te blame for this aud make somebody stand the less ? The prison makes geed brooms, baskets and carpets. The striped stuff that the prisoners wear is made in the prison. It doesn't make a pretty suit. Our friend Benjy Disraeli might like a pair of pants off it. But it is rather loud for common folks. Alenzo Hambright and Frank font have their cell walls covered with bright pictures in neat frames. They are making cigars together in Frank ford's cell. Hambright has a canary bird tee. The longest term prisoner in jail 'is James Henry, who get twenty years for firing Temmy Clark's barn in Drumere township. He gets very sick of it, and about every six months has a spell of melancholy. But Jack Wcise cheers him up. The property taken from the prisoners is put into the office safe, each package marked with the name of its owner te be handed ever te him when he leaves. When peer Geerge Welsh get there yesterday he had $2.27, a purse, pocket-knife and rag scales. They sent Geerge te " 80." He is a frequent visitor. The outside wall is a rickety old affair. The mortar was made without lime and the mud-swallows build their nests between the stones. Yeu remember that a little piece of it en the Orange street side of the wall fell down once, and it cost $1,700 te set it up. If the whole thing should be re-erected sonic of thtse days what would it cost? Single rule of three. Frank ford's two little girls come te see him every two weeks and the keepers say the new rule forbidding all visitation by friends oftener than quarterly will be cruel te these children. Toe mauy people in the jail. Toe many of them suffer less by the imprisonment thaathcir families. The whole prison system needs reform. The management should be mero perma nent and should be composed of .trained, intelligent men net subject te removal at the caprice of bull ring and hog ring hpeilsmeii. Half the people who are sent te jail ought te be flogged and the ether half ought te be made te earn their keep. KOL1.IXU 31 J 1.1 ACCIDKNT. Whirled .t round a Shaft. Yesterday afternoon Lewis Ziegler, of Ne. 524 North .street, who is employed as an iron straight ener at the Penn iron works, met with a rather queer accident. He .went up en a ladder te adjust a ltelt en a pulley, and while engaged in doing this his clothing was caught in another belt. He was whirled around the shaft several times. Finally his clothing gave way and he fell te the fleer of the mill, a distance of 8 or 10 feet. He was picked up and taken te his home where Dr. Carpenter attended him. He was found te have had his spine injured, but net seriously,