LANCASTER DAILY INTELLIGENCERTUESUAY ABRHl 6,-1880, Lancaster intelligencer. TUESDAY EVENING, APBDL 6, 1880. Journalistic Jokes. An April lit Incident In a. New Yerk News paper Office. The OrapJue says: The following dis patch vras received at the office of one of our esteemed contemporaries en Thursday morning : Calcutta, April 1. A dispatch just re ceived from Cabul states that the Affridis have taken Umbrage. The news editor read the cablegram two or three times but couldn't call te mind the place mentioned in it. He only seemed te recollect that the Aflfridis were a tribe of Afghans who had been mere or less close allies of the British in the recent campaign. Se, with a deep leek, as though he knew all about the whole busi ness, but had only time te clasii eh an eui eui terial paragraph onehe brightening pros pects of the English army in and about the Khyber Pass, he passed the dispatch ever te the particular member of the staff who has Kiewn gray and emaciated in fretting ever thousands of similar cable conun drums with a single remark : " Write that up quicker'n lightnin'." The young man ler he is still young in years took and tackled it. lie looked at it sidewisc, cresswise, lengthwise and then turned it ever like a "fifteen" box, but couldn't get a cue for all he was se curi ous. There was nothing te be dene but te moon evor the map of Afghanistan once mere. He spread out that attractive work of art upon his desk, bitterly brushing off the effice cat which was asleep there with his nose en a bundle of proofs. " Umbrage, Umkragc; wonder where in Hades Umbrage is anyhow. Seems te me I've heard of the blanked place, but can't remember where it's located te save my heartstrings from consuming fire. There's Jaiinoed, there's Jellalabad, Fetchabad, Himetabad, Shcillabcd, Astarabad and all the ether bads and an eternal bad let they are ! Jugdulluck, Candahar, Ghuznai. Karagesh,JeeliarGunbaz, Hangu, Singbest Kutty Sing, Shubzuar, Khiwajah Nurb ruk, Kischi Negud and all the ether nasty, beastly and blamablc holes ever invented by Satan and named by a stuttering idiot, but where Umbrage is I don't see. Um brage 1 Umbrage ! 'Taint in the Khybi Pass, the Bamian Pass, the Jugdulluck Pass, or the Barraghil Pass. I'm be darn ed if I don't give it up as a Jellalabad job." Se saying the baffled expert tossed the scrip en his superiors' table with tlie words " I pass." SCENE II. Enter W. U. telegraph boy. Bey There's the tail e' that dispatch that was fccnt an hour age. Editor tears open the envelope and reads : at the refusal of Sir Frederick Rob erts te furnish extra rations en the anni versary of the birth of their great chief, Khaniff-Khau. It was net until this moment that the editor looked at the date of the dispatch. It was April 1. Jeseph Kusnn, Percy, Ontario, writes : " I was induced te try Themas' Electric Oil for a lameness which troubled me ler three or four yours, and I found it the best article 1 ever ..ried. It has been a great blessing te me." Ad dress all orders te II. 11. Cochran, druggist, 137 and 139 North Queen street, Lancaster, Frelit, 91,200. " Te sum it up, six long years of bed-ridden sicklies, costing $200 per year, total $1,200 all et this expense was stepped by three bottles of Hep Hitters taken by toy wite. She has done her own housework for a year since, without the less of a day, and I want everybody te knew it, for their benefit. al-2wd&w Hep Hitters for sale at I.echer's drug store, 9 East King street. A Great Discovery by a Great Man. This, primarily, is what Warner's Sale Ner vine is. The great man is one of the most fa miius living physician. He found a harmless remedy for all kinds of pain, ethers improved it, and the linal result is, the Safe Nervine new manufactured only by II. II. Warner & Ce. al-2wd&w Whether taken te relieve internal suffering in the threat and lungs, or applied externally te hc.il a tumor, sere or cut. remove a corn, or lemedy stiffness, rheumutism, lameness or soreness, Themas' Electric Oil is equally reli able. Testimonials irem the most authentic sources, conclusively prove this. Address all orders te II. 11. Cochran, druggist, 137 and 139 Neith Queen street, Lancaster. EOR SALE OR REN1. S' TOIUS KOOM FOR KENT, NO. 114 N. Queen street. I'osscssien given January 1st. Apply al dO-tfdl Ne. 112 North Queen Street. 170K RENT. Twe rooms. Ne. 43 North Queen street, suitable for photograph gallery, new occupied by J S. Saurman. Apply te dec2G-tfd TIIOS. BAUMGARDNER. F OK SALE. A ShulUe Heard in Geed condition, with lour bets el quoits, will De seiu cnean. Apply tO 11. L. AUSllLUlt, m23-tfd 115 East King Street. OK KENT. JO One room, Ne. 13 North Queen stieet. suitable ler photograph gallery, lernierly oc cupied by J. S. Saurman. Apply te tti-tfd TIIOS. HAUMGAUDNEU. ACIlluit FACTORY ANI LEATHER STOKE FOR KENT. A well Established Cellar Factory and Leather Stere ler rent. Alse suitable ler any ether business. Apply te f25-Tu,Th&Stfd JOHN A. SIIOltER. I70K RENT. . The second story et Eslilcman & Rath von's Hanking Heuse, at Centre Square, and also a room en second story, opposite the l'enn'a U. K. Depot, en Chestnut street. .11. F. ESHLEMAN. CU-Std&Stt Attorney-at Law IIKE PROOF SAFE FOR SALE. . A Fire l'rcet Safe (Meslcr, Hahman & Ce.. Cincinnati make), 31 inches high, 28 wide and 21 deep, weight 1,200 pounds, with Sargent's Patent Night and Day combination Leck, for sale cheap. Applvatthc jan2-tMJ INTELLIGENCER OFFICE. PU11LIC SALE. On WEDNESDAY APUIL 7, at 1 o'clock p. m., will be sold at J. D. Denlingcr's Merri mac Heuse, North Prince street, Lancaster, 1(1 head of Mules, 4 te C years old, well broken and well mated. Credit of 60 days. Fer full particulars address M. U. Vvitwcr. apr2-4td S. L. WARNER. HOOKS AM STATIONERY. TjVASTEK CARDS. Marcus Ward's English and Prang's American EASTER CARDS, AT L. M. FLYNN'S BOOK AXD STATIONERY STOKE. Ne. 42 WEST KING STREET. JOM BAER'S SOUS, 15 and 17 NORTH QUEBB STREET, LANCASTER, FA., Invite attention te a Fine Line et LEATHER GOODS, just received from the manufacturer, embrac ing New and Elegant Styles of POCKET WALLETS, LETTER BOOKS, BILL BOOKS, CARD CASES, PORTEMOXXAIES, PURSES, &c, Ac. Alse, Xew Styles of SILK VELVET FRAMES FOR CABINET PICTURES. MEDICAL. D 'B KIDNEY PAD. The only cure for Diabetes. Grarel. Drensr. B right's Disease, Pain In the Back, Inability te Retain or Expel the Urine, Catarrh of the Blad der, Affections of the Spine, and Diseases et the Kidney, Bladder and Urinary Organs, it avoids Internal medicine ; is comfortable te the patient; certain In Its effects. Sold by all druggists or sent by mall en receipt of price. $2.00. Day's Kidney Pad Company. Teledo, Ohie. ANDREW G. FRET, Distributing Agent ler Lancaster County. Agency, corner North Queen and Orange Streets, Lancaster Pa. aprl9-lyd r LA TIDINGS 1 TO THE AFFLICTED WHO HAVE LOST ALL CONFIDENCE IN PHYSICIANS AND DRUGS. Remember, under the Omnlpathic practice of DR. GKELNE, nearly all forms of disease are cured. Over 400 of the mestdifllcult (se-called) incurable patients, from the best families in Lancaster, under his charge. ASTONISHING CURES te tell you It you'll call at our offices. "JOHN GOODMAN, who has tested the med ical abilities of Lancaster's M. D-. for 19 years, fe cured in two weeks as te go te work. JACOB PAINTER, 4,30 Locust street, a hii'l'erer for 12 years, all the time doctoring, cured in two weeks. Rev. JOHN HUNTER, 101 merlv pastor of Church of Ged, of Lancaster, is here iceog iceeg nizing his friends with his leit eye with which he has been blind for 10 years. Several persons cured of consumption : one has gained 23 pounds in live weeks. WILSON HAMILTON, 302 East King street, consumptive for ten years, has gained 11 pound a day for ten days. CHRISTIAN ROOTY brought here, Jan. 20, in a carriage, and Feb. 28, walked here without aid. One of the best known citizens, who was unable, under the treatment et leading physi cians, te raise his arm ler 10 years, was cured in 14 days. H. S. K AUFFMAN. of Mlllersville, led in blind Feb. 11, with both his eyes looking like clots of bleed, could see the paintings 011 his walls March 5. Ne pills or poisons placed in the stemach: all the remedies placed en the outside of the body. Catarrh Cured ferSOeents. Consultation lrcc. I)K. C. A. GKKENE, 230 North Queen Stieet. mll-GmdTu.Th&S HOSTBTTBR'S CELEBRATED FEVER AND AGUE. The true antidote te the ctlects et miasma is Hostetter's Stomach Hitlers. This medicine is one of the most popular remedies et an age et successful proprietary specities, and is 111 imircnse demand wherever en tills Continent lever anil ague exist. A wineglasstul three times a dav is the best possible preparative ler encountering a malarieus atmosphere, regu lating the liver, and invigorating the Stomach. Fer sale by all Druggists and Dealers gener ally, apr l-lydeed&ly w Hestettcr's Bitters for sale at Lechcr's drug store, 9 East King street. T O THE SUFFERING I1UMAMTY N. LEWIN, M. D., Ne. 213 WEST KING STREET, Lancaster, Pa. DR. LEWIN, who hnsbcen a resident of Lan caster but a tew months, is a irraduate of the University of Dorpat, Russia, with a practic ing caiiuiiuk ui invn ujtiiii, in ninuiiiiui iktix he has been acting as Regimental Physician in St. Petersburg, and afterwards practiced in Berlin. Germany, with srreat success. We call the attention of the suffering public te 111c tact mat nu succcsHuuy treats EPILEPSY, NEURALGIA, RHEUMATISM; CATARRH, and all chronic diseases. The severest cases et Chronic Catarrh cured in a short time. References and testimonials lrem former natients can be seen at my office. Persons without means will only be asked payment for medicines. Communications irem a distance aucnueu 10 uy man. mll-lyd&w HOP HOP HOP HOP HOP HOP HOP BIT BIT BIT BIT BIT BIT BIT ERS ERS ERS ERS ERS ERS ERS HOP If von arcamnn efbusiness, weak- HOP BIT ened by the blrain 01 your duties, nil ERS avoid stimulants and use ERS HOP BIT ERS HOP BIT ERS HOP BIT ERS HOP BIT EUS HOP BIT ERS HOP BIT EUS HOP BIT EUS HOP BIT EUS HOP BIT EUS HOP HIT EUS HOP BIT ERS HOP BITTERS! If you are a man of letters, telling ever your midnight work, te restore brain nerve and waste, use HOP BITTERSl It you are young and suffering from an j" indiscretion ordi-sipatien; if you are married or single, old or young, suffering from peer health or languishing en a bed of sickness, lely en hop bitters: Whoever you are, wherever you arc, whenever veu feel that your system needs cleansing, toning or stimulating, without intexieating, take HOP BITTERS! Have you Dyspepsia, Kidney or Urinary Complaint, Disease et the Stomach, Bowels, Bleed, Liver or Nerves? Yeu will be cured if you use HOP BITTERS! If you are simply weak and low spirited, try it! Buy it. Insist upon it. Your druggist keeps it. It may save your lile. It has saved hun dreds. Hep Cough Cure is the sweetest. HOP HIT EUS HOP BIT EUS HOP BIT EUS HOP BIT ERS HOP BIT EUS HOP BIT ERS HOP BIT ERS HOP BIT ERS HOP BIT ERS HOP BIT ERS HOP BIT ERS safest and best. Ask children. The Hen Pad ler Stomach, Liver and Kidneys is superior te all ethers. Cures try absorption. It is perfect. Ask Druggists. D. I. C. is an abso lute and irresistible cure for drunk eness, use of opium, tobacco or nar cotics. Above sold bv Druggists. HOP BITTERS 'MFG. CO.. 2 Rochester, N. V. HOP HOP HOP nOP HOP HOP HOP BIT BIT BIT BIT BIT BIT BIT ERS ERS ERS ERS ERS ERS EUS K-W K-W K-W K-W K-W K-W K-W K-W K-W K-W J K-W K-W K-W K-w PERMANENTLY CURES k-w K-W KIDNEY DISEASES, K-W K-W LIVER COMPLAINTS, K-W K"w CONSTIPATION KW K-W ., K-W And PILES. K-W K-W K-w K-w K-W K-W K-W K-W K-W K-W K-W K-W K-W K-W Dr. R. II. Clark, Seuth Here.Vt., says, "In cases of Kidney Troubles, it has acted like a charm. It has cured many very bad ceses of Piles, and has never failed te act efficient ly." Nelsen Falrchlld, of St. Albans, Vt, says, "It is of priceless value. After sixteen years of great suffer ing from Tiles and Cestivencss it completely cured me." C. S. Hogaben, et Berkshire, says, "One package has done wonders ter me in completely curing a severe Liver and Kidney Complaint." WONDERFUL, W HY ? POWER. K-W K-W K-W K-W K-W K-W K-W K-W K-W K-W K-W Hecanse It acts en the Liver, the k-W Bowels and Kidneys at the same K-W time. K.w Becausc it cleanses the system of K-W tne poisonous humors that develop K-W in Kidney and Urinary Discases,Bil- K-W ieusness, Jaundice, Constipation, k.v Plies, or in Rheumatism, Neuralgia K-W and Female Disorders. w.w KIDNEY WORT Is a dry vege- K-W table compound and can be sent by K-W U1UU JIIUfJlMU. K.-W ne package will make six quarts k-W of medicine. K-w Try It new. Buy it at the Drug-k-W gist's. Price $1.00. n. w K"W WELLS, RICHARDSON A CO., K"W K-W, Prfpri.eter!t K-W 3 Burlington, t K-W K-W K-W K-W K-W K-W K-W BANKING. $10 should TO (ttieAn ALL WISHING TO mill II I malrA vnrtnA 4n T17-11 n. should deal with the undersigned. Writ for explanatory circulars, sent free by HTCKMNG & CO.. SrelS-S? NewYm. 1el9-ZM4( HE BTTEE MEY 1ET CLOTHING. WM SPRING OPENING AT D. tern t Bre's. With a stock mere than double of any pre vious season and increased facilities, we are prepared ler our SPRING BUSINESS, All our goods having been bought before this miimmeiu uuvunw m juitua, vteaiuiciuuius MEN'S, BOYS' AND CHILDREN'S CLOTHING, At less than Wholesale Prices. Our Clothing has all been manufactured inthis city by Ex cellent Hands, and will compete for J; It, Style and Workmanship with anything ever known in Lancaster or elsewhere. Nete Onr Sample Prices: A Streng Iren Twist Working Suit for. . .$ 3.50 A Geed Business Suit for. 4.75 A Geed Casslmerc Suit for 6.50 A Geed Cheviot Suit (9 Styles) 8.00 A Geed Cheviot Suit, Light, (8 Styles).. . 9.00 A Fine Cheviot Suit, Light, (0 Styles) .... 12.00 A Fine Press Suit (5Styles) 11.00 An Extra Dress Suit (4 Styles) 1K.00 A Superb Dress Suit (3 Styles) 20.00 A Large Stock of Stylish Pauls Cheap. BOYS' AND CHILDREN'S CLOTHING In Large Tariety at LOW PRICES. Bevs' Suits lrem $2.50 up. Children's Suits from 1.62 up. Gents Furnishing Goods, Hats, Caps, Trunks and Valises. Our Custom Department : Wc have carefully selected a Large Stock et FOREIGN and DOMESTIC. CHEVIOT, CAS SIMERE, DIAGONAL and WORSTED SUITINGS, which have been ordered betere this large ad vance in Prices, which we make te measure at the OLD PRICES. Business Suits from $12.00 up Dress Suits from 15.00 up. Pants from 3.00 up. 5-Plcase call, whether you wish te purchase or net. We will be pleased te show you goods. D. GANSMAN & BRO., MERCHANT TAILORS AND CLOTHIERS, 66 & 68 N0ETH QUEEN ST., 8. W. Cerner el Orange, Lancaster, Pa. (Bailsman's Cerner.) H. GERHARTS Tailoring Establishment, MONDAY, APRIL 5. Having lust returned from the New Yerk Woolen Market, I am new prepared te exhibit one of the Best Selected Stocks of WOOLENS von the Spring aid Slier He, Ever brought te this city. Nene but the very best of ENGLISH, FRENCH AND AMERICAN FABRICS, in all the Leading Styles. Prices as low as the lowest, and all goods warranted as represent ed, at H. GERHARTS, Ne. 51 North Queen Street. Spring Opening 24 CENTRE SQUARE. We have fei sale for the coming seasons an Immense Stock of of our own manufacture, which comprises the jjaivst anu .most Utyhsi desigis. Come and sec our NEW GOODS von MERCHANT TAILORING, which is larger and composed of the best styles te be found in the city.- D. B. Hosteller & Sed, 24 CENTRE SQUARE, 96-lyd LAKCASTEB. PA mm ur m tin Uy-Muiu Clothing, Spi Novelties! OPENING DAY& We will display en FRIDAY and SATURDAY, MARCH 98 and 27, all the New Styles in ' SPRING AND SUMMER SUITINGS, CENTRE HALL. MYERS & RATHFON, Merchant Tailors and Clothiers, 12 East King Street, Lancaster, Pa. ALL THE NEW STYLES English. French, Scetcli ant Ann Suitings, At Lewest Prices. Having one of the Best Cutters in the state we can guarantee a perfect fit in the Latest Style. We employ none but the Best "Workmen and use Best Quality of Trimmings. In our Hen's Furnishing Goods Department We are constantly adding all the Latest Novelties in Plain and Fancy Hosiery, Gloves, Handkerchiefs, Plain and Fancy Neckwear. All the newest things out. We are the only house in Lancaster who keep the Welsh Margetson Londen Ties. Full Lines of Spring and Summer Underwear, Men's Fine Dress Shirts, Unlaundried Shirts, the best goods for the money in this city. Call and see our stock before buying. G-ITLEK, BOWEKS & HTJEST, 25 East King Street, Lancaster, Pa. N. B. Wc have the Largest Stock and Latest Styles of Carpetings in this city. IEW GOODS EOR THE SPEIIG TRADE, AT GUNDAKEBS. LADIES, for New, Dosirable and Cheap Embroideries, Ruftiings, Cotten Trimmings, Ruchings, Black Silk Fringes, Satins, Black and Colored, Silks, Buttens, all Kinds, Corsets, Kid and Lisla Thread Gloves, Hosiery, &c, call at GTJNDAKER'S. Fer a Geed and Cheap Crape Bennet or Hat, Crape by the yard, Crape Toils, Linen Cellars and Culls, call at G UN DAKER'S. Ladies, ws will open te-day all tha Latest Novelties in Millinery, &c., call and oxaniine our stock, at GFCTNTDAJKER'S, 142 & 144 North Queen Street, Lancaster, Pa. KIDNEY AND LIVER CURE. WARNER'S SAFE REIKDIES! WARNER'S SAFE TILLS Are an immediate stimulus fera Torpid Liver cure Costiveness, Dyspepsia, I.ilieuguess. liilieus Diarrheea, Iklalaria, Fever and Ague and arc useful at times in nearly all DKcaies te cause a frceandregularactionef the Uewels. The best antidote ler all Malarial I'oisen. These Pills are the discovery of an Knj,'lisli army phy&iclai. and have been used with the greatest success among the llritish troops In India. Thev are only manufactured in this country by "II. II. W AllXKU & CO. WARNER'S SAFE NERVINE, The improved discovery et probably the most skillful nerve doctor in the w.erld, quickly gives rest and sleep te the suffering, cures Headache and Neuralgia, prevents Epileptic Fits, and is the best remedy for Nervous Pros tration brought en by excessive drinking.over drinking.ever drinking.over werk,mental shocksandethercauses. Itrelieves the Pains of all Diseases, and is never inj urieus te the system. The best of all Nervines. Bettles of two sizes ; prices, 50 cents and $1. "Warner's Safe Kidney and Liver Cure, feafe Diabetes Cure, Safe Hitters and Safe Tonic arc also superior remedies, unequalled in their respective fields of disease. Warner' Safe Remedies arc sold by Drug gists and Medicine Dealers generally through out the country. Send for pamphlet and testimonials. II. II. AKNElt & CO., ltechester, N. T. S rdlG-Tu,Th&Sd&w GIFT DRA WINGS. AUTHORIZED BI THE COMMON WEALTH OF KY., and Fairest in the World. 19th Popular Monthly Drawing or THS COMMONWEALTH DISTRIBUTION CO. At Macauley's Theatre, in the City of Louis ville, en THURSDAY. APRIL. 29th, 1880. These Drawings, authorized by act et the Legislature et 18G0, and sustained by all the courts of Kentucky occur regularly en the last eay ei every mentn (Sundays excepted, anu are supervised by prominent citizens el 111 btate. The management call attention te the granu opportunity presented of obtaining, ler only $i, any of the follewingju-izcs jriiit iuijuu x jiriztf ituuu 10 prizes $1,000 each 10.000 20 prizes 500 each 10,000 100 prizes, $100 each 10,000 200 prizes SO each 10,000 G00 prizes 20 each 12,000 1000 prizes 10 each 10,000 9 prizes 300 each, approximation prizes 2,700 9 prizes 200 each, " " 1,800 9 prizes 100 each, " " 900 Whole tlckcls,$2; half tickets, $1; 27 tickets $30; 55 tickets. $100. All applications for club rates should be made te the home office. Full list of drawing published in Louisville Courier-Journal and Iew Yerk Herald and mailed te all ticket-holders. Send all orders by money or bank draft In letter, or by ex press. Orders of $5 and upward, by express, can be sent at our expense. Address It. M UOAKDMAN. Courier-Journal Kuilding, Leu isville, Ky r at 307 and 309 Broadway, New Yerk. If28-TuTh&S&w ROBES, BLANKETS, AC. QtIGN OF THE BUFFALO HEAD. ROBES! ROBES!! BLANKETS ! BLANKETS ! ! I have new en hand the Largest. Hest and CiiEArE8TAs80RTMKNT of Lined and Unlined BUFFALO UOUES In the city. Alse LAP AND HOUSE BLANKETS of every descrip tion. A full line of Trunks and Satchels, Harness, Whips, Cellars, &c. tt-Repairintf neatly and promptly dene.-S A. MILEY, lOS North Queen St., Luneafr. eiS-lydMWAK INSURANCE. rfPHE OL1) GIRARD FIRE INSURANCE C0MPANI OF PHILADELPHIA. ASSETS: One Millien One Hundred and Thirty-one Thousand Eight Hundred and Thirty-eight Dollars. $1,131,838. All Invested In the best securities. Lesses promptly paid. Fer policies call en KIFE ft KAUFMAN, Ne. 19 last Jtlng St,, Lancaster, Pa. 8-MWaSGmdB At. BOSENBAUM ft CO., . PACKERS OF LEAF TOBACCO, Ne. 2 Prine strMt, LaBMUUr, Pa. 3. KOBKNMTER, KB7-2md Managar, CLOTHING. Spring Novelties! ItRY GOODS. Xevr ready in Spring and Summer "Weights of EMBROIDERIES, AC. WATCUES, m EDW. J. ZAHM, Jeweler, , Zahm's Cerner, DEAL AMERICAN & FOREIGN WATCHES, Sterling Silver and Clecls, Jewelry ui Wc offer our patrons the benefit of our long experience in business, by which we are able te aid them in making the best use of their money in any department of enr business. We manufacture a large part of the goods wc sell, and buy euly from First-Class Ileiwe. Every article sold accompanied with a bill stating its quality. fla.Flrst-CIasa Watch and General Repairing given special attention. ZAHM'S CORNER. MEDICAL. Brandy as a Medicine. The following article was voluntarily sent te Mr. II. K. Slaymaker, Agent for KeigartV Old Wine Stere, by a prominent practicing physi cian et this county, who has extensively ucd the Brandy referred te in his regular practice. It is commended te the attention of these af flicted with Indigestion and Dyspepsia. BRANDY AS A MEDICINE. This new much abused Alcoholic Stimulant was never intended as a beverage, but te he used as a medicine of great potency in the cure of some of the destructive diseases which sweep away their annual thousands of victims. mi a purely piuiantiireplc motive we pie sent te the favorable notice et invalids espe cially these atllictcd witli that miserable Wiv case Dyspepsia, a specific remedy, which is nothing mertt or less than Brandy. The aged, with feeble appetite and mere or less debility, will find thij simple medicine, when used properly, A Sovereign Remedy or all their Ills and aches. Be it, however strictly understood that wc prescribe and use but one article, and that is; REIGART'S OLD BRANDT, Sold by our enterprising young friend, II.' E. SLAYJIAKEK. This Brandv has steed hu test for years, and has never failed, as far as our experience extends, and we therefore give it the preference ever all ether Brandies, no matter with hew many jaw-breaking French titles they are branded. One-fourth of the money that is yearly thrown away en various impotent dyspepsia specifics would suffice te buy all the Brandy te cure any such case or cases. In proof of the curative powers el Reigart's Old Brandy, , In cases et Dyspepsia, we can summon num hers of witnesses one case in particular w cite : A hard-working fanner had been affiictcd with an exhaustive Dyspepsia ler a number of years; his stomach would reject almost every Kina ei ioeu; ne nau sour eructatiens con stantly ue appetite in fact, he was obliged te restrict his diet te crackers and stale bread, and as a beverage he used McGrann's Beet Beer. He is a Methodist, and then, as new, preacheil at times, and in his discourses often declaimed earnestly against alt kinds of Htrensr drink. When advised te try Reigart's Old Brandy, In his case, he looked up with astonishment, but after hearing of its wonderful etl'ccts in the cases of some of his near acquaintances, he at last consented te fellow our advice. He used the Brandv faithfullv and steadilv: the first bottle giving him an appetite, and uefere 1 me secenu was laiccn nc was a sound man. Willi a stomach capable of digesting anything which he chose te cat. He still keeps it and uses a lit tle occasionally; and since he has this medi cine he has been of very little pecuniary bene fit te the tlocter. A Practisixe Physician. H. E. SLAYMAKER, AGENT TOR Reigart's Old Wine Stere, Established In 1785, IMPORTER AND DEALER I If FINE OLD BRANDIES, SHERRIES, SUPE RIOR OLD MADEIRA, (Imported in 1818, 1S27 and 1828.) CHAMPAGNES O EVERY BRAND, SCOTCH ALE PORTER. BROWN STOUT. Ne. 29 EAST KINO ST.. LANCASTER. PA EDUCATIONAL. rpHE ACADEMY CONNECTED WITH JL Franklin and Marshall College otters su perler advantages te young men and boys who desire either te prepare for college or te obtain a thorough academic education. Students re ceived at any time during the school year' 8und far elrsBlara. Address KEY. JAMES CRAWFORD, eUl-lrd aastr. Pa. mm Novelties! JEWELRY, Sc. Lancaster, Pa., Kit IN Silver-Plated Ware, Amndel Tinted Spectacles. LANCASTER, PA. DRY GOODS. SPECIAL BARGAINS 1ST NEW STYLE LAWNS. Openen this day one case et 3,000 Yards of Lawns, te be sold at the Lew Price of lO eU. per yard. Purchasers can save at least 5 cents per yard by .anticipating their wants ler the coining Warm Weather, and buying these goods new, "FAtlESTOCK'S, Nxt Doer te the Court Ueuxc. 1AK TO THE LADIES! Just received a Fine Lin of DRY GOODS, Philip Sclium, Sen & Ce.'s, 38 St 40 WEST KIN; STKEETS. Having added In connection with our Large Stock et Carpets, Yarns, Ac, A FINE LINK OF DRY GOODS, such as CALICOES, BLEACH ED AND UNBLEACHED MUSLINS, TICK INGS, COTTON FLANNELS. CASHMERES, BLACK ALPACAS, SHEETINGS. NEW STYLE OF SHIRTING, NEW STYLE DRESS GOODS, TABLE LINENS. NAPKINS, TOWELS, &c, which we arc selling at MODERATE PRICES. mi-3ind FURNITURE. 1 Netice of Interest te ill ! NEW STOCK. NEW STORE. NEW AND INCREASED FACILITIES. By recent Improvement te my Ware Reems they have heeu much enlarged and improved, anil have just been tilled with a New and Com plete Assortment of Hand Made and ether FURNITURE, OFTIIK LATEST AND HEST DESIGNS. 1 guarantee all my work and will make it te your interest te call. Repairing and Re-uphelstcrintf at short no ice. Picture Frames made te order, at 15 EAST KING STREET. WALTER A. HEINUSH. 'REMOVALS. DR. S. B. FOREMAN, (PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON), Removed lrem Ne. 18 Seuth Prince street te Ne. 311 West King street, Lancaster, Pa. 7 rin2t-3iud TJtA VELEKS' UVJDE LANUASTEJi .V.M)JlllXf:iili.Lt. u. .. Cant run as fellows : Leave Lancaster (P. K. Depot), at ;, , tn.i llJ0a.m.,and 2, 4. H and b:'M p. m., except en Saturday, when the last car leave at us n. vi. Leave Mlllersville (lower end) at 5, S. and a. M., and 1, 3, 5 and 7 p. m. Cars run daily en above time except en Snn day. CIOLUMDIA AM) PORT DEP OS1T 1;. K J Trains new run regularly en the Columbia and Pert Deposit Railroad en the following time: Stations Northward. Express. A.M. Aaeii.. r. ?:. Pert Deposit Peachbottem Fife's Eddv. McCall's Kerry.--Shenk's Ferry.... Safe Harber. Columbia 7:li 7:54 7:3t I', ill 4:lO 4:17 1:11 iA'J ,v:s Stations Southward. Acceui. I Express a. si. r. :. Columbia Safe Harber. 10:1J U.:S ll:h P.M. 12:1S l'i-M 1-.CS 2:13 :! b:.V 7:ttl 7r.M S:U" snenk's Ferry. PENNSYLVANIA RAILROAD SKV. A .SCHEDULE On and after SUNDAY. APRIL 4th, 1SS0, trains mi the l,ennsvlaii..t Railroad will arrive and leave the Lanci.-tc and Philadelphia depots as follews: Eastward. Leave I Arrive Lam-'lfi- PhiladV. Atlantic Express, Philadelphia Exprcs-, Fast Line Yerk Ac-coin. Arrive.-; Harrishuig Express I)illtrvilli .fifiTii Af,ii.iM .-5:(K ..M. 4:13 " 7:4(1 " l0:lYi""" Columbia Accommodation, 12:01 r r reuencK Accem. Arrive Paci ti c Ex press, Sunday Mail, Johnstown Express, j -,..k .................. Ilarrisburg Aceoiiimedat'n, WESTWARD. V ay Passenger, Niagara Express Hanover Accommodation,. Mail Train Ne. l,via Mt..Iey, Mail Train Ne.2,via Cel'bm, Sunday Mail Fast Line, Frederick Accommodation, i'iiitrviiiui.ocal.vuiMt..ley Harrl-burg Aceommedut'n, Columbia Accommodation, llarrUburg Exprc-., Pittsburg Express, Cincinnati Express Pacific Express lueiiic Express, east, en Situdav, when ll.i Kt'd, will step at Middletown, Eliabethtiiwii Mt. Jey, Lundisrille, Biril-in-lland, I. in 1.,.8lce'tia.P' .Christiana, Parkcsburg, c.wte vllle, Oakland and Glen Lech. Fast Line, west, en Suiiilav, when fluggei' will step at Dowinngtewn.Co.itcsville. l'ai Uc Uc hiirg,Mt..ley, Elizaliethtewn and Middletown Hanover Accommodation, west, ceuuerw .i Lancaster with Niagara Kxpicss, west at 10- 5 A. m., and will run through te Hanover. Frederick Accommodation, west. ceimcii.ru Lancaster, with Fast Line, west, at 2:le r. and will run through te Frederick. EEADINO AND COLUMBIA RAILKOA I.-. Ou and nftcr MONDAY. OCT. ttrii. I passenger trains will run en this read a- No Ne No eo ws: McCall's Ferry File's Eddy.... IVachbottein... Pert Deposit... 12:23 a.m. 2:10 " r.:2it " 7::'J) " 8.1(3 ' f:43 " !:U) " 1:20 " 1:23 im. .1:40 " 2:00 ' 3:n - 3:03 " ftsiO " 3:20 " 7:20 " t!:23 ' JiSJe " Leave Arrive I l'hila.l-a Liinc'ter 12::!0a.m. 5:oe a.m. S:iiO wi", 10:10 " 8.00 " li:it " II-.07 ' 8:00 ' Htm " 11:.') " 2:l; r. 2:1.1 2:r0 2 l'.Jl. 3:1.1 ' !: ' 7:21' !:: " 7:.W " (Jr23 " SilO " I !:le " u.:ai ' 11A1 " 2.10 A. I Tkaiks Goixe Seeth, a. m. j a. m. r. jr. i m. Reading, 7:30 11:11 i;:i ... r. si. i Ucinhelds, 8:01 12:2J , (:I3 Kphrata, :1S 12:10 7:if. ... Akren, 8:21 12:13 7:tis Litiz 8:l;5 i:ir2 7:23 Manhcim, y:02 1:1:; w, .... Lancaster Junction,.. 0:03 l:4e 7:4.1 Landisville, !l:lli 1::h 7:30 Columbia, U:I3 i:.V srie Dillerville Ur27 -iiii 8:i Lancaster, !):.-K5 -it-5 H:le wn King Street, 9:4.1 sr2e 3:10 Ilarnish, ):.is H:."l 6SM West Willow, 10:05 8:12 ."WW Baumgardncr, 10:n 8:17 .1:43 Pequca, 10:17 8A1 .1:5.1 Retten, 10:23 .... 0:01 i.:02 New Providence, 10:34 !h!2 C:I5 Hess, 10:42 !l:l'.l ksm (juarryville, WM 'J:23 0:33 Trains (JeiNO Neirrii. a.m.. i. m. i m. a.m. Quarryvllle, 6:41 2JH 7m lCt i!. m II j tS New Providence :5 .... 2:48 s:i:; Reftnn, 7:11 .... 2:.1'. 8:27 Peiuea, 7:18 .... 3:03 s::il Bauinganlncr, 7:2i; .... 3:13 8:13 West Willow, 7:32 3:18 8: Ilarnish, 7:n 3r2t; y:e King Street, 7A" 3:10 0:20 Lancaster, 8:03 i:00 3:50 y-a3 Dillerville, 8:08 1:03 3:53 Columbia. 8:00 l:tiO 3uT .... Landisvllie, 8::!0 ls 4.01 Lancaster Junction,... 8:30 1:23 4:1.1 .... Manhcim, 8:1! 1:13 4:20 Litiz, y-.oe 2:00 4:: Akren, e:K5 -j:i8 4:47 Ephnita, U:23 2.-2.1 4:3.1 Keinlieldsville, U:42 2-.K; .1:11 Reading, 10:0.1 ;;rj) .l:.m Trains connect at Heading with trains te and from Philadelphia, PettsviIIe, Ilarrisburg, AI AI lenfewn and New Yerk. At Columbia with trains te and from Yerk, Hanover, Gettysburg, Frederick ami Baltimore. A. M.WILSON, Supt. I" OCAL MAIL ABItANGESIENTS. HOURS FOR CLOSING THE MA1IJJ. BY RAILROAD. Nkw Yerk throceii mail t 7:00 a m, 12:30 p m, 4:45 p in and 11:30 p m. Way Mail, cast, 7 a in. Gohdenvillk, Downliigtewn, Lcaman Place. Gap t p m. PllILADELPIIIA. tlireilt'll mnll 7 nml O m 12:50, 4:45 and 11:30 p m. PiTTHiiniteii and west 1-sn ntirl li-'m , . Harieihiiure 31ail, 10 a m, 1:30. 5:13 and 1110 p m. Way Mail, west, 10 a m. Baltimore ami Washinotex, via Philadel phia, 4:50 p m. Baltimore and Washinotex, via Yerk, 1:30 i. m. Baltimore and Washington, vlaHarri-diui-i'. 11:30 pm. "' Ceateuville, 4:4.1 p m. Columbia, 10 a in, 1:30 and 5:1.1 p m. Yerk and Yerk way, 1:30 and 11:30 p in. Northern Central, 10 a m. lSJOand lls) p n-. Readine. via Reading and Columbia R R, 7uU a m and 12:30 p m. Readine. via Ilarrisburg, 5:15 and ll::!0pm. Beading way, via Junction, Litiz, Manhcim, East Hemptielil and Kphrata, 3 p m.l (itarrxvillk, Ciiuiarge, Kcften, New Provl Prevl dencc, West Willow. Lime Valley and Martins Title, KiOii m, and 1:'M p in. New Helland, Churchtown, Grccnhank. Blue Ball, Goedvillc, Beartown, by way el Downliigtewn, at 7 a in and 0 p m. Safe Harber, via Columbia, 10 a m. BY STAGE Millersville and Slackwatr. te Sate Harber, daily, at 2:30 p in. Te Millersville, 8 and 11 a in, and 4 p m. Binkley's Bridge, Leacock, Ban-viiie. Sew Helland, 2:30 p in. Willow Street, SmithTille, Bnck, Chestnut Level. Green, Peters' Creek, Pleasant (.rove, Reck Springs. Falrmeunt and ilewlaudsviiu- -Md, daily, at 7 a m. "' Landis Valley, Oiegen. West Earl. Farmer ville, Ilinklctewn, Terre Hill, Martimlaic daily, at 2:30 pin. Fertility, Lampeter and Wheatland Mille, te Stnisburg, ilaily, at 4 p m. Greenland and Seudersburgj, te Par.uliss daily, at 4 p m.. Nell'sville, daily, at 4 pm. New Danville, Conestoga. JIartlcvillr, Ctle manville. Mount Nebo. Rawiinsville. Betiie.-, .a and Liberty Square, ilaily, at 2:30 p m. SUNDAY POSTItKKIftK llfiiriru On Sunday the postefllco is eien from April 1 te October 1, from 8 te 9 a in, and from 0 te 7 p in ; from October 1 teApril l.Trem 9 te le a in nd lrem i te7i m. ' WHEN OPEN FOR DELIVERY. ARRIVING BY RAIL. Eastern mall, 7 am. 10:4.1 a in, 3 and (Win p in. Eastern way mail, 10:45 a m. Western mail, 7 and 10 a m, 2 and t:30 pm. Reading, ria Beading and Columbia, 2:30 it m. AVestcrn way mail, Sam. Reading way mail, WM a m. ARRIVING BY STAGE. Frem Safe H.irber ami Millersville, at 9a m, dailv. Frem Millersville, 7 and 9 a in, and 4 pm. Frem i'ew Helland, at 9:30 a in, daily. r rein liewiaiiiisvuie, jiii. ai -z:m p m. Reading way mall, at 10-J0 a in, daily. Frem Strasbnrg, at 9S a in, daily. Frem Paradise te Lancaster. 10 a in, i dally Fiem Netrsvllle, at 1 p m, daily. Fiem Rauliiisville, at 11 am. DELIVERIES BY CARRIERS. There are four mall deliveries by letter car riers each day, and en their return trlp thry Uike up the mail matter deposited in the letter boxes. Fer the first delivery the carriers leave the office at (KJ0 a m; second delivery at 10am; thinl delivery at Ham; fourth delivery at 3 i m. MARBLE WORKS. WM. P. FRAILEY'S MONUMENTAL. MARBLE WORKS 758 Nertn yueen Street, Lancaster, Pa. MONU3IENTS, HEAD AND FOOT STONES GARDEN STATUARY, " ' CEMETERY LOTS ENCLOSED, fte. All work guaranteed and satisfaction given n every particular. N.B. Remember, works at th extreme f North Queem street, naei 1 M V l I si I Bi Mi mi A.y .-r-f&lr-