.J. -r-, - V M .. 1 - - - - .-" i. J-.1-- l-fc-.-f J- ..- Ft i. - - i." " - ' -- i- - i .7" . . . . yyggjgstfsrrft . r . . . A A L -. -. . - - - ' ! ijlltflft III llltBrt Mill! t M'M.'HI WIWIgf WfcMW ! . y.7r.vaf.-: ; , . .. ,f .. ,., ..--. v' ,; -, , ' , , , .. .' ., .it"- : - -. '. - Pj T i 4 - t 'r-;MPf. fc n ir p: $ IF Volume XVI-Xe. 141. LANCASTER, PA., FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 13, 1880. Price Twe Cents. I ft -, , cr. TERMS. THE DAILY INTELLIGENCER, PUBLISHED EVKKV EVENING, BY STEINMAN & HENSEL, Intelligencer Dulhling, Southwest Cerner of Centre Square. "I mii Duly Intkllieencer is furnished te subscribers In the City of Lancaster and sur sur leundiug teun-, accessible by Railroad and Dally Stage Iines at Ten Cents Per Week, payable te tin- Cm riers, weekly. I!y Mall, $.1 u ear in advance: otherwise, $;. Entered at the pest efliceal Lancaster, Pa., as r-eeend class mail matter. r-ThesTEAM JOB PRIXTIXG DEPART y. I. NT of this establishment possesses unsur I u-miI facilities ter the execution of ull kinds I Plain ami I'aiier Pimtinir. COAT.. J) 11. JIJKT1S, I). helrsalc ami Retail Dcalci in all kinds et lumber and coal. tfi-Yaid: Ne. 40 Xeith Water anil Prince -lici'l", above L"ineii, Lancaster. n:-lyd GOAL! - - - COAL!! CO TO GORREOHT & CO., 1'ei'(.mkI ami Cheap Ceal. Yard IluriKliurg 1'il.e. utlke -M'j, Lust Chestnut street. 1. W. COKULCHT, Agt. .!. I:. SMLKV. e'.iiyd w. a. m:jli:k. COAL! COAL! COAL! COAL! Ce.il el tin- Ilest Ouuiiiy jut up expressly let lamilj use, and at the low est mat l.et juice. THY A SAMPLE TON. K.Y- VAKIJ ir.O SOUTH IVATKU ST. i,e."t lyd IlILir SCI1CM, SOX & CO. t rT iti:cm vi:i a i-ixi: lotef haled TIMOTIM HAY, at M. F. STEIGERWALT & SON'S, di:ai.i:;ls in COAL. 1 FLOUR ! ! GRAIN !! ! j iu.milycoaluxdlucevlm:. j MiuneMitai'ati'iit rreeesKaiinly and Ifaker's i'lenr. K.ded Il:i anil Feed of all kinds. AVaielMiiiM' and Yartl : :'l Xerlli AVater St h27-lyil COHO & WILEY, ::r.O MUCTJl ir.lTJUl ST., lMnrater, J'e., Whole-ale and Ketail Iejdei- in LUMBER AND COAL. AImi, Coutraelern and Itnilders. lNtimale made and eentniets undertaken en all I.iiiiUiiI liiiildin's. r.i.mi'li (llliir : Ne. :;.OKTII Dt'KKST. !eh-2S-lil N hk;i:.te Tin: rum.ic. G. SKXEK & SONS. Will continue te sell only ! GEXUIXKLYKEXS VALLEY awl VILKESJiAJiliE C0ALs which are I he best in the maiket, and sell as j LOW a-the Ln"IT. and net only (JUAII- I AXTLi: l-VLLWLIGHT, but allow teWLIGII OX AXY scale in geed elder. Alse Heugh and Hiesscd Lumber, Sash' Doeis, Kliud-, A.e..at Lewest Mai Let 1'iiccs. OliUvaud janl neitheast corner 1'rincvand Walnut s( i ccts, Lancaster, l'a. janl-tfd ii et a'.s . i .vi ,s r. i Tiuyj:u '. :ntini:s! vam:ntixi:s!! VALENTINES! A GREAT VARIETY, AALI L. M. FLYNN'S HOOK AXH STATIONARY STOKE, . -is avi:st king sti:i:kt. 1S80. 1880. VALENTINES! 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I hare new en hand the Lahgk&t, ISest and Cheavest AsbeitTMEM- of Lined and Unliued 1SUFFALO KOIJES in the city. Alse LAP AND HORSE ISLAXKETs of every descrip tion. A full line of Trunks and Satchels, Harness, Whip3, Cellars, &c. 43-Kcpulring neatly and promptly denc.Sa A. MILEY, 10$ Xurlh Queen St., Lancaster. e25-lyl M W&S&3m w OCHEIt'S COUGH SYKUP CUKES COX j SUMPTIOX. CLoranfe. NEW GOODS FOR FALL & WINTER. We are new prepared te show the public one et the largest stocks of KEADYMADE CLOTHING ever exhibited in the city et Lancaster. Geed Working Suits for men $6.00. Geed Styles Cassiuiere Suits for men J7.50. Our All wool Men's Suits that we are selling ler $9.00 are as geed as you can buy elsewhere for $12.00. Our tock of Overcoats are Immense. All grades and everj- variety of styles and colors, for men, boys and youths, all our own manufac ture. Full line of Men's, Youths' and Heys' Suit. Full line of Men's, Youths' and Heys' Overcoats. CUSTOM DEPARTMENT ! W are prepared te show one el the best stocks of 1'iece Goods te select from and have made te order ever shown in the city. They are all arranged en tables fitted up expressly se that every piece can be examined betere making a selection. All our goods have been purchased before the rise in woolens. Weaie prepared te make up in geed style and at short notice and at bottom prices. We make te or der an All Weel Suit ler $12.00. lly buying your goods at CENTRE HALL you save one profit, as we manutacture all our own Clothing and give employment te about one hundred hands. Call arid examine our stock and be convinced as te the truth el which wc afiirm. MYEHS & RATHPON, Centre Hall, Ne. 12 Kat King Street. 1880. FEBRUARY 1880. The GUKAT KKDUCTIOX in Prices con tinued until MARCH te clee out a Large and Splendid Line et HEAVY WEIGHTS, ,66- 1 'D.Gransmaii&Bre. SPRING GOODS.! Over .100 PAXTALOOS PATTERNS of the Leading styles, in English, French and American Novelties, i At a Reduction of 25 per cent. Scotch, English and Amer ican Suitings AT COIIKESPOXDIXGLY LOW PKICES. A Let of Choice Styles In OVEPCOATINGS, at a Great Sacrifice. All are invited te secure I these Gieat Kargalns. Our prices are all . maiked en Plain Cards as low as consistent I with tirst-class w eik. J. K. SMALING, ARTIST TATT.OB, 121 North Queen Street. marS-lydS&W cmtSehall 2 CENTRE SQUARE. Closing out our WINTER STOCK la order te iiiukc loom tot the Large Spring Stock, Which wc aie new manufacturing. Overcoats, Suits and Suitings, Te be sold at the Lewest Prices. D. B. Hestener & Sen, 24 CENTRE SQMRE- 2U-lyd LAXCASTER, PA. JIOOTH A XI SHOES. c IIKCUMSTAXCES WILL NOT l'KRMIT TO AKVKltTISK X B1DCTI0N D PRICES, but we will de the next thing te It, riz : We will call the attention of our friends and customers te the fact that we hare en hand a very Large Stock of BOOTS AND SHOES, purchased before the late ADVANCE, which wc will sell at Strictly Old Prices. ttJUGIrc us a call. A. ADLER, 48 WEST KING STREET Mr MDcei Prices CLOTUIXO. H. GERHART, TAILOR Having just returned from Xew Yerk with a l.trj'e and CHOICE STOCK FOR MEN'S WEAR, Would respectfully announce te his custeiueis and the public that he will have his legular FALL OPENING Otf MONDAY, SEPTEMBER SJMli. LARGEST ASSORTMENT, LATEST STYLES AXD PRICKS AS LOW AS AXY IIOUSi: IX THIS CITY AT H. GBRHART'S, Ne. 51 North Queen Street. CJVKCIAI. MOTICK. or OVERCOATS AND HEAVY SUITINGS. SPECIAL IXUL'CLMEXTS te buyers of Clothing in order te make room ter a large SPUING STOCK new being niaiui lactured. and we are needing room. We nlfer well-made and stylish Clothing for 3Ien and Beys LOWER PRICES than ever heard of before, although Goods ale going up every day. We will sell, ler w e must hare the room. i Loek at Our Astenishiiiglr Lew Price j List : OVEUCOATS! OVERCOATS ; OVERCOATS ! ! for .! firtS.1 frrt;!5 tnr (! " OVERCOATS ! OVERCOATS ! OVERCOATS for$7."e. for $9.73, for $10.75. OVERCOATS ! OVERCOATS OVERCOATS ! for $12, $14, $16 and $20. These are heavy-lined Overcoats, caretully made and splendidly trimmed. OVERCOATS ! OVERCOATS ! OVEUCOATS for $7.50, ler $8.50, for $9.50, for $12. OVERCOATS ! OVERCOATS ! OVERCOATS 1 for $15, for $18, for $20. These are Plaid-Hack Overcoats, equal te custom work. HEAVY, MEX'S SUITS ! for $3.50, $4.00, $5.00, $7.00, $9.00, $10.00. MEX'S SUITS FOR FIXE DRESS ! for $12.00, $14.00, $15.00, $16.00, $18.00 and $20,00. BOYS' SUITS AXD OVERCOATS ! UOYS' SUITS from $2.25 te $10.00. IJOYS' OVERCOATS VERY LOW. Wc sell only our own make ami guarantee satisfaction. Meney returned en all goods net leund as represented. 43Pleasc call, whether you wish te purch.ise or net. I Is stocked with the latest styles, which we make te measure at the lowest cash prices and guarantee a perfect fit. SUITS TO ORDER from $12 upwards. PANTS TO ORDER from $3.50 upwards. D. GANSMAN & BRO., MERCHANT TAILORS AXD CLOTHIERS, 66 & 68 NORTH QUEEN ST., S. TV. Cerner et Orange, Lancaster, l'a. (Bausman's Cerner.) FUJIXITVllK. 4 SPECIAL INVITATION TO ALL. Te examine my stock of Parler Suits, Cham ber Suits, Patent Rockers. Easy Chairs, Katun Rockers. Hat Racks, Marble Tep Tables. Ex tension Tables, Sideboards, Hair, Husk, Wire and Common Mattresses, Boek Cases, Ward robes, Kscrileirs. Upholstered Cane and Weed Seat Chairs, Cupboards, Sinks, Deughtravs, Breakfast Tables, Dining Tables, &c, always en liand, at prices that arc acknowledged te be as cheap as the cheapest. UPHOLSTERING IN ALL ITS BRANCHES. REPAIRING PROMPTLY AXD NEATLY DONE. Picture Frames en hand and made te order erder Kegilding done at Reasonable Kates at the New Picture Frame and Furniture Stere, 15 EAST KING STREET, (Orer Bursk's Grocery and Sprechcr's Slate Stere.) WALTER A. HEINITSH, (Pchindlcr's Old Stand). TlXirAJUZ, &c- CALLONSHERTZKK, HUMPHBEYILLE & KIEFFER, manufactmers of TIN AND SHEET-IRON WORK, and dealers in GAS FIXTURES AND HOUSE FURNISHING GOODS. Special attention giren te PLUMBING, GAS and STEAM FITTING Ne. 40 East King Street, Lancaster, Pa. MM ILamastrr Intelligencer. FRIDAY EVENING, FEBRUARY 13, 188 D. Byren aud Shelley. KKMINISCENCES OF TKELAWNY. An Interesting Interview with the Aged Trelawny Stories of Byren and Shelley Characteristics of the Peets The Hurniug of the Itedy of Shelley A AYeinl, Tragic Picture. A writer in the Louden WhiteJuill Review .says : Te ce 3Ir. Trelawny and hear him talk is te be transported back, as if by magic, half a century or se, te that thrill ing period when Shelley and Byren, these revolutionary Die.scuri of English poetry, passed the last years of their brief lives self-exiled in Italy. As he sits smoking in his chair, or paces up and down the room, the grand old man, who has been se long before Europe as te have become histori cal, still shows traces in his line features which justify the assertion that he, Lord Byren and Count d'Orsay, were considered the three handsomest men of their time. men, as lie uegtns taiKing te you m a voice that seems issuing from some deep cavern, his prodigious memory aud singu lar power of expression make the past picscnt. But it is net in the past alone that he lircs. Nothing is tee new, bold and daring for him in modern philosophic .speculation ; he delights in the latest dis coveries of science, holds that woman should receive the same education as man and enjoy the same social advantages, and considers Darwin the most eminent man of this age. lie will begin speaking quite abruptly, as if only continuing aloud some previous train of thought, ""What." he growled, " is all that rubbish that Symonds writes about Shelley being tee beautiful te paint ? Toe beautiful te paint, indeed ! When he was quite young he might have had the beauty that wc admire iu children or young gills, but he liad no manly beauty. lie was narrow chested and steeped like a scholar. Yeu could see that from a child, almost a baby, he had been bending overbooks. lie had the smallest head of any man I ever knew ; Byren's came next. His eyes were slightly promi nent and there was hardly any of the white visible. Te see him in a crowd was like teeing a stag in the midst of a herd of deer. The deer has a timid way of look ing en the ground, but the stag walks with lilted head and shining eyes. His eyes were like two stars. New, Byren was handsome. The upper part of his figure was nobly proportioned, aud his threat w.is like a column. He had most beautiful eyes, well set m his neatl ; they were like a cat's, changing continually in color ; new blown, new golden, then green, full of ever-varying expression. " What de you think of their genius re spectively ?'' ' Shelley had the divine maducss which alone makes a man write great poetry. But he appealed te the intellect, while By By eon's poetry appealed te the passions of mankind. All men have passions ; there fore they understood him. But Shelley was a great metaphysician, a logician, a poet whom people shunned in his day. Ne one read his writings ; and when I went te get one of his poems from Oilier, his pub lisher, he pretended net te have a copy, till being informed that I was Shelley's fi iend, he fetched it from a secret drawer. This was the universal feeling concerning him. Ne one understood him net Hegg net Peacock ; and the former, though he often calls him a divine poet, did net belive anything of the kind ; en the con trary, he thought it all nonsense, and was laughing in his sleeves when he used such expressions." "But what was the bend between them, then '."' "Why, they were both excellent scholars. Shelley was an enthusiastic student of the Gicek poets, and greatly influenced by them, especially in his latter years. Ne one who is ignorant of the classics can thoroughly appreciate him. That is partly the leaseu why Swinburne undcistands him se well : he has written better things concerning him than anyone else. But he, tee, has some of the divine madness. Nothing great can ever be done without it. Here is another man who was also full of it." Mr. Trelawny was pacing up and down the room while uttering these sentences in his deep, leonine voice. He new brought me a poi trait of Jehn Brown, the Ameri can martyr, of whom he spoke with a kindling cj c. " De you knew what was his answer te the rebels when they threatened te hang him i ' De,' said he, ' I wish for nothing better, for then my name will become a ilag for the North te rally round.' Enthu siasts and fanatics are the men that move the world. There is Blake, new ; I con sider him a true poet also ; what he writes is full of inspiration." "Was Shelley's voice really as loud and piercing as is generally asserted?" " Of course all the Shelley biographers must go en repeating Hegg'sl assertion about the harsh shrillness of the poet's tones. Ne doubt lie was habitually hearse in this climate. Yeu alway find that Italians lese their voice en coming te England, while that of the English gets sweeter in Italy. Shelley's voice was soft and pleasant at any rate when I knew him." "Did Shelley ever shut himself up te write?" " Shut himscl up !"' shouted Mr. Tie lawny, indignantly. "Never! He wrote his poems in the open air ; en the sea shore; in the pine weeds; and, like a shepherd, he could tell the time of day exactly by the light. He never had a watch. And I think Byren never had ; but if the latter had enc,hc never were it." " Which of all Byren's works de you yourself prefer ?" "'Childe Hareld.' He at one time intended introducing me either into that poem or into ' Den Juan' ; he did net knew which, nis intention was te have written a fifth canto of ' Childe Hareld." the scene of which was te be laid at Na ples. But he said he must see Naples be fore writing about it ; he could net write about things he had net seen. " Seutlicy, en his return from a tour in Italy, was asked by a friend whether he considered Shelley or Byren at the head of the Satanic school. Southey, pointing te his feet, said. ' The devil marks his own.' Mr. Trelawny chuckled sardonically, and he repeated the joke at intervals, as if he enjoyed it. 'That accounts, I suppose, for the au thor of 'The Vision of Judgment,' im prisoning peer Southey in the pillory of his imperishable satire? " "Yes. Moere, who used te sugar ever his spite and malice with the diamond dust of wit, lest no time in repeating the saying te his noble friend." Mr. Trelawny informed me that"Ger that"Ger emc, the French artist, had begun a pic ture of the burning of Shelley's body. The idea evidently gratified him. He referred te it lepeatedly, picturing the scene, which apparently increased in vividness while he described it, till I, tee, seemed te see with him the long sweep of sand, the smoothly rippling waters of the bay, the long dark line of the pine forest skirting the shore. "Gerome, " he said, "ought te intro duce the pines in his picture. They are characteristic of Shelley and of the place. Their tall, straight stems, forty feet high, rose at equal distances one from the ether, and although the sun never penetrated through their interlacing boughs, it would cast a red light en the trunks be low. " " I wish M. Gerome could hear your description ; someone ought certainly te send these details te him. " " I will send a letter te Ressctti ; he can communicate with the artist if he thinks proper. Byren and myself were the only persons en the spot besides three coast ceast guards. Leigh Hunt remained in his car riages en the edge of the pine forest. Italian peasant-folk had also come te witness the spectacle, but, with hereditary geed breeding, did net press near, and remained patiently watching in their gigs carts aud ether vehicles. As I was pour ing the incense wine and oil upon the flames, I muttered, half te myself, 'I restore te nature, through fire, the elements of which this man was composed earth, air and water ; everything is changed but net annihilated. He is new a portion of that which he worshiped .' I continued for some time in this vein, when I sud denly felt Byren clapping me en the shoulder. ' Why, Trelawny,' he said, ' I knew you wcie a pagan, but net that you were a pagan priest ! Yeu de it very well.'" Frem the obsequies of Shelley it was but natural te revert te the death scene of Lord Byren. He had a curious fancy in his last illness te count the number et beets in the room ; he persisted in saying that he could only count three beets. "This," Mr. Trelawny remarked, "was a sign of the extraordinary activity of Byren's intellect. Fer he had read in some German author, net long before, that in cipient madness showed itself by an inca pacity of counting correctly ; and new in his delirium this statement was evidently preying en his mind, and he was trying ex periments en himself." "If Lord Byren had lived, what is your opinion would have been the end of his Greek expedition? " " Why, he might have been president, or king of Greece. Odysseus, the only capable man the Greeks had, and myself would have managed it." ' What a possibility ! But it would have been tee like poetic justice, for this world of fact, if he who se clorieuslv satnr of ' The Isles of Greece,' had also succceed te their sway." " ' Childe Hareld ' represents Byren as he was at hcait ; ' Den Juan ' as he liked te appear in a circle, te the world." Mr. Trelawny did net tell me all this consecutively. He comes aud gees, and he walks out of the house even, before you are aware of his intentions. The last time I saw him was at his place at Semptiug, en the Seuth Downs. His own particular sitting room there reminds one considerably of a ship's cabin ; it is very plainly furnished, without curtains, and the wall paper brilliantly colored like a child's picture book, has small square de signs of different nations engaged in char acteristic occupations. In the morning I heard this wonderful old man, new aged 88, singing as he rose. He always takes a kind of air-bath before dress ing, draws his own water, and chops his own weed. He breakfasts oil" cold water, bread and fruit, which he cats standing, en the principle that aftn- lying in bed people should net sit down agaia. The crumbs en his table he scatters en the window-sill for the birds, being very fend of animals generally. He is extremely abstemious, taking only one solid meal a day, and, like his beloved Shelley, he prefers a diet consisting of vegetables, milk and fruit, te meat. His astonishing health and strength ought cer tainly te make many converts te his mode of living. He has invented a regular sys tem of hygiene for himself, one of his the ories being that you should never take het feed or drink. He gees out every day, no matter hew inclement the weather may be, and of late years, when he has chielly lived at Sompting, he strolls te a duck-pond aud feeds the ducks. It has also been reported te me that, although he professes te scout children utterly, he has a sneaking fondness for them and, if unobserved, will walk with a stray child clinging te his hand, and regale it with " Turkish Delight," a favorite sweetmeat of his own. Winter and summer he wears the same costume no under-clothing and no extra outer-clothing. He generally has a cap en his head, which he also wears in preference te a hat out of doers. His air and appearance arc singularly commanding. He is tall (six feet) but steeps slightly. Under his bulging, fiercely con tracted brews, his blue-gray, deep-set eyes leek out with an unrelenting keenness of vision ; his nose is curved like a hawk's ; his mouth, grimly roselutc, still shows the mark of the ball which fractured his jaw when he was nearly assassinated in Greece by a ruffianly fellow-countryman. The whole character and bearing of the man seem, indeed, like a reversion of the stern old type of the Norse Viking or sea pirate; a sea-king perchance charmed into hu manity and gentleness by the spiritual beauty of Shelley's genius. m m - Age or the Human Race. Prof. Paige Predicts a Freeze of Sixteen Thousand Years. Iii a lecture the ether evening at Lake View, III., Prof. Paige developed, among many strong theories, the rapidly-growing belief that the great ice period that ground the rocks into soil has been attributed te a time tee remote in the earth's history. He said it had been the quite universally accepted opinion that ice caps were formed by a climate rendered cold by reason of changed cosmic relations. It was known that the eccentricity of the earth's path around the sun was subject, at long periods, te considerable change, resulting in carrying the earth out from the sun some fifteen millions of miles farther at times than new. The earth's great aphelion, together with changed con ditions attributable te the precession of the equinox, was believed te have produced the great periods of ice in the past. Frem this standpoint of reckoning Clif Clif eord claims that man has been en earth 2,000,000 years. The professor said he be lieved the modern tendency of thought was in favor of a different view. During the winter, in our northern hemisphere, we were 2,500,000 miles nearer te the sun than in summer. This helps te equalize our climate, rendering the winters much mere mild, and the summer's heat far less than it would be if the conditions were re versed. In the southern hemisphere the exact reverse state of conditions exists. They are nearer the sun in summer and further off in winter. They have cold winters and het sum mers. At the Seuth Pele there is a vast excess of ice ever that of the North Pele. The vast accumulation of ice at the Seuth Pele attracts the waters of the ocean, changing the equilibrium of the earth's centre, moving the equator te the south, drawing off the waters of the North Pele toward Seuth Pele. This accounts for the clearly noticeable subsi dence of waters in the north, and for the fact that there is but little dry land in the southern hemisphere. If the ages of ice can be charged np te these causes, a glacial period is approach- ing in the southern hemisphere, and will be at its greatest height in about 5,300 years. The last period of ice in the north ern hemisphere is also of equally recent date, eccuring probably about G.000 years age. The lecturer was of an opinion that, if these recent views proved correct, there would be a recurrence of the ice period in about 16000 years in the northern hemis phere. This view would also shorten the time of man's existence en the glebe. It was probably sale te say that man had net existed mere then fifty or a hundred thousand years. The Colonel's Experiment. Hew HU Ouict Little Game of Euchre tilth His Wile Itesulted. Detroit Free Press. There are some folks who think it awful wicked for husband and wife te sit down together of an evening and play cards, while ethers can't sec where the harm comes iu. "Why," said the colonel, a few days age when the subject of card-playing was under discussion, "docs any one pietend that my wife and I can't play a few games of euchre without disputing and arguing and getting mad ever it? Leafers can't perhaps, but we could play for a thousand years and never have a word yes we could." The ethers shook their heads in a dubi- eus way, and the nettled colencl walked straight te a stationer's nicest pack he could find and bought the . That evening when his wife was ready te sit down te her fancy work he produced the cards and said : " May, I was told te-day tliat you and I couldn't play cards without getting into a row. Darling, draw up here." " Dearest wc will net have a word of dispute net one," she replied, as she put away Her work. The colonel shufllcd away and dealt aud turned up a heart. "I order it up," she observed, as she looked ever her cards. "I was going te take it up, anyhow," growled the colonel, as his chin fell, all his ether cards being black. "Play te that," she said, as she put down the joker. " Who ever heard of anybody leading out in tramps?" he exclaimed. "Why don't you leatl out with an ace ?" " O, I can play this hand." "Yeu can, eh? Well, I'll make it the sickest play you ever saw ! Ha, took all the tricks, eh ! Well, I thought I'd en courage you a little. Give me the cards it's my deal." "Yeu dealt before." "Ne, I didn't." "Why, yes you did! Wc have only played one hand." " Well, go ahead aud deal all the time if you want te! I'll make two oil" your deal anyhow. What's trump?" She turned up a club. He had only the nine-spot, but he scratched his head, puckered up his mouth and seemed te want te order it up. The bluff trick didn't weik. She took it up and he led an ace of hearts. "Ne hearts, eh!" he shouted as she trumped it. " Hefusing suit is a tegular loafer's trick ! I'll keep an eye en you ! Yes, take it and that and that and all of 'em ! It's mighty queer where you get all these trumps ! Stocked the caids en me, did you ! " "New, dear, I played as fair as could be aud made two, and if I make one en your deal I'll skunk you." "I'd like te sec you make one en my deal !" he pulled. " I've been feeling along te encourage you, but new I'm go ing te beat you out of sight. Diamonds are trump." She passed and he took it up en two small trumps. He get the first trick, she the next two, he the fourth, and when he put out his last trump she had the joker. " Skunked ! skunked !" she exclaimed, and she clapped her hands with glee. " Yeu didn't fellow suit !" "Oh, yes, I did." " I knew better ! Yeu refused spades !" "But I hadn't any." "Yeu hadn't, eh? Why didn't, you have any ? I never saw a hand yet with out at least one spade in it !" " Why, husband, I knew hew te play cards." "And don't I? Wasn't I playing euchre when you were learning te walk ? I say you stocked the cards en me !" "Ne, I didn't! Yeu area peer player; you don't knew hew te lead!" "I 1 why, maybe I'm a feel, and maybe I don't knew anything, and se you can play alone and have all trumps every time!" He pushed back, grabbed his paper, wheeled around te the gas, and it was nearly thirty-six hours before he smiled again. Nevertheless, no one else ever had a dispute ever cards. JEWELERS. B. R BO vTvTVEAN, WHOLESALE 106 EAST KING ST., LAXCASTEK, PA. -THE- LANCASTER WATCH, ix 14k. & 18k. Geld Stem-Winding Cases, With NICKEL or BRASS MOVEMENTS. ALSO Lancaster Watches, Silver Cases, Stem &Key-lVinding. AUGUSTUS RH0ADS, JEWELER, ltt East King Street, Lancaster, Pa. OEXTS GOODS. HANDSOME PRESENTS. CLATJDENT SCARFS, SILK HANDKERCHIEFS, LADIES' WORK BOXES, SILK SUSPENDERS, E. J. EEISMASrS, S6 NORTH O.UEKN STKEET. watts and Clocks, MEDICAL. 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