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LANCASTEII CITY. l'A.
FRIDAY, NO 1, 1872
THE t
Ther , .!lvore three ui , in ti
Charles S., Carl 4cuu:z, nod lioraeu
These crows tArtt Frt np this tr) ,,
lVere black as any crow could b,!.
Says Charles unto enelt oth,!r mate,
"What :hall we do fur grub w eat V
"Try Grant," says Carl: "I know he could
Provide US with aoMO wholtsome foo.l."
"lie has refused,'' says Forare G.,
"And that's why we are i❑ this tree
Then all exclgimed. in eolemn tone,
"We'll pick his eyes out, one by on(
Then Carl S. smiled on dloraee G..
And Horace wagged ti!! B. eratz B
Says one of these old cuuninz
"What I know about Giant I'll now disclose
"Should any oue doubt that my words are
true,
lie 's a villaiu, traitor, and ecoaudrel, too,"
Says Charles to Call. "We'll join the dance
With the o!I sold to France
"And if tlal'•3 110 t eto - ouzli to win the day
'We'll carry I.lnt war into Africa."
So to accompil , it all
Charle9 writes unto ill- -able friend,
He gave them all l Li N quite freely,
Deuuuneln,7,' Grata and lauding Greeley
Now, from the sequel you may know
That Pompey was no friend of ero•,'.
"Glow*, git away :
What does 1 here jut Ch4p.2rquay
"Greeley, with his little li;aehot.
Could never cut the slavery lowlier.
"Away down here. in Sort' Carliny
De °Olt 61161 crab am lint CO ;plenty
*.lVe all goes in for Gr..uoral Grata.,
In spite of all your 11 raut."
And l'omp-y laughed ; it waa no to
ys lie, "can't, ...t and de crow.'
Lo lis Globe.
OCTOBER.
Child of the grant old Aulumul
October floatetl, by—.
A re•r,tl erne' on ber suidir,ht fare,
And a light in her beaming ey..!:
Over her polished shoulders
To the dull and fadin ,
The golden brown of her hair flows don n
As her springing' footsteps pass!
.A‘',Ll, l %
Mr. Nasby Goes l'orrrani (4, .trrito.?.e
Ills Experience-4-1119 coneteslous
to the Protlts of the Tem*.
CfIAPPAQCA,
'el IL:: S.llte ~.*:r) YO!k,) •
;'.;epteelbcr
I ain Rafe here at Chappaqoa, and I
am glad uv it. I don't live here ez high I
ez I did on the road. hut to offset that, I
haven't the grindin anxieties. And
thinks is better here than at first. I
wuz, at first, terrihl}• afraid tiv Greeley's
intense temper:lnc:. princilii.. and afraid
to take a drink in his !Melees, but his
posishen on likker is modified, the s a m e
ez on tl'e tariff. lip srz he is an intlexi
ble t , tn,Cl'3llCo man yet. but be is vidhin
that it I he left to the peepie uv the
Cont ressiou decal ril:s. Volt are 11V
this people," si•d he. •':curl the question
hez not been pll , --1 a.'' I driul:,
therefore, with freedom.
At the time I hTt the party at, Pitts
hurY, it woz decked tha , we visit the
Industrial I•;xposishen ar Cincinnati, the
same at Looitiv die, an 1 return thence
quietly and unst-lita-hthly by way uv
Nashville, .Memphis. St. Lords, Indian
apolis, Cevel ins, and the a throo Penn
sylvany. Our tour heirs one or observashen
uv industry, we proposed to go quietk ,
and without regard to politikel efilict.
The great and good Cror•l, , y is opposed
to candidates coin at; seekin evashens,
and makin speeches for votes, from
pans cars, ez the tyrant and despot
Grant does.
Ez our route lay throo Cross 'toads, I
felt it a Booty I owed the party uv Peace
and Reconsiliashen to go ahead and pre
pare the way. I hastened to Looisville
and from there struck south. I notified
the Demourisy lay every stashen what to
dn, reservin the Cross Itoad' for my own
hands.
I found my little dock in condishen to
do . anNthino I wanted em. We raked
over the rooins uv the nigger skool-house
wich hed bin burnt (le uight, six weeks
ago, and sodded the place all over nicely.
The post on wich we had bin in the
habit uv hangin niggers, we sawed off,
and white-washed it, convertin it into a
most bland, innocent and conciliatory
hitchin post, and we positively forbid
any uv our people from off-rin any in
dignity to our Northern fellow-citizens
till after the Presidential cavalcade lied
passed Hiroo.
So much for the Cross !loads. Now
the pint wuz to git tip a proper consilia
tory spectacle to greet the sage at the
depot at Secessionville, our railroad eta
then. I lied the Confedrit flags all taken
down and Union flags put In their places.
The depot happened to be the place uv
meetin uv our Ku Klux, and I had the
masks and sick taken out and put in a
sate place, so that of we fail politikally
they kin be where they kin be got at im
megitly agin, and I made Kelt other
changes as sejested therselves to a musk
eler intellect to put the place in shape
for an impressive scene when the Presi
denshel train snood pass. I. lied a tablo
arranged. I hired four nigger, at $3 a
piece, to stand on the platf nail in an at
titood, with Issakcr Gavitt, Kernel Mc-
Pelter, Bascom and Deekin Pogram
claspin hands with em, while I solemnly
waved the Star Spangled Banner over
em, smilin sweetly over the calm and
peaceful condishen uv things.
The day arrived, and the nigeers and
our men were promptly on band. The
toot uv the engine wuz heard in the cut
above the stashen, and the tablo wuz or
ganized. I bed em in a semi circle, I
standin jest behind cm, with Meliesy
Pogram and several uv our young ladies
jest back uv me on benches, a sunlit] up
provinly. It wuz a tetehin tablo. The
train come in, and tz it stopped I yelled,
"Three cheers CT horns Greeley, the
great Pacificator !"
"What in thunder is all this about 2"
sed the conductor.
"Where is Greeley ?" I demanded,
a cold sweat breakln out all over me.
• "He changed his mind anti went to
Indianapolis."
"Ain't he aboard the train ?" de
manded Issaker.
"Nor none uv his party ?"
"No."
"Take that, you black
Baker, strikin his colored faeud with ;
whom he lied bit elaspin hands, a blow 1
wick wood hey felled a mule. "Take I
that, d—n you. Ef Greeley ain't a
Conlin things is precisely ez they slwuz
wuz."
And Deekin Pagram, seeziu the flag 1
out uv my hands, knocked another uv
em over with the staff, and afore I cood
rrevent it, them four unforOon.it c4 , lt,n - d
hrethron wuz 1,umme1...1
Porte' to tl,t!ir 1:11tral . flair
%via u p, aw l I cowleut (—taro': ern.
h u me , : itiy Cooi',.!!•;1. tvuz
rc
pl,tce,l, Oh! Ku Kltp; nutictial %%L./. pot
hack in iLs place, and Ilabcom wrote me
that they made it, warm that night Or
the nig . gerB up t.:warti tintreluAvi!le.
It wuz a inort disastrouz; day for the
canoe.
But I don't know that it Nvuz any worse
thee,: than t t wuz all stuns the route. We
had a half dozen uv NO.) York importers
on board the train, and we dassent talk
tariff in Pennsylvania for fear uv (Anna-
in them, thu he druv them oil the train
before he got to Pittsburg by aboosin
titer free trade ideas, and holdin up the
benefits uv proteckshun to em. Cumin
into Pittsburg, the Great Pacificator wuz
a readin uv the Convenshun uv sobers '
then in session in that city, and the reso-
looshens they passed to support Grant,
and he become enraged and consekently
muddled. In that condishen he got off a !
porshen uv a speech wich he bed prepared
to goose in Kentucky, abaosing, the sol
g,ers and sich. In Cincinnati he &flied
wat he sett in Pittsburg, with wood hey
bin welt of it wuzut for the cussed tele
graph and the short band reporters, on
whose heads rest cuss( s. iu Looisville
he busted the North, and in Jefferson
ydle he went back on his anti-slavery, ,
noshens, wich is wnt we took him up for.
and in Easton, Pa., he bed the infernal
indiscresheu to go back on his protec
shen ideas, without with we are helpless
iu Pennsylvany.
To sum up the results uv the tour in
form (I am within if n,t akkrit) we stand
about ez follows :
1. Talkin preteckshun tip! tree-tra
ilers he hez driven them off.
Talkin, publicly, free trade to the
protecshunists, he hex driven them off.
lkin aboose to the solgers at
Pittsburg, he hez driven them MI.
4. Talkin about the possibility uv his
entlislavery likes bein a mistake, at
Jeffersonville, to Abolitionists, he hez
driven them off.
5. Not I•ieing a practiced drinker his
sel 1' among the couvi: , ialists, he hez driven
them off.
Ilevin me with him, and shovin my
nose into the face uv the temperance peo
ple, be bcz driven them etl.
In short, all be bez left is my pchoul
; yer friends in the South, and the old and
staunch Copperheads in the North. lie
!mint done nothin to offend them yet,
hut I am expectin every minit that he
will say suthin to drive them off. I bed
_ .
wino+ a great idee ur Greeley, but that's
an .zone. Ills pride is ihlt lie is a seli-
marl: man, stud come from nothin
think he did, and the result is exactly
wat mite be expected from the commence
ment. I never agin will ataeh myself to
a talkin candidate. The tongue is an
unruly member, and its frickshen makes
a consoomin tire.
I still hurrah for Greeley, for 1 git
three square meals a day with him, but ;
the priespeck nv ever gcttin into that
Post-0111s grows dimmer and dimmer. I
ain't encouraged. The Great and Good
Greeley feels safo hecoz the people turn
out ti see him at stashens, but good
Heavens, don't tle ancient innocent 1 .
know that a two headed calf alluz draws
the big;lest crowds? Men go miles to see
' ft monstrosity, when they woodn't go a
rnd to sec a handsome, Apollo-like man
•like myself. I'm sick and weary uv life,
and wish I wuz a nun.
.PETHOLEL'AI V. NAST.Y.
j (Wikh was Postmaster, and wantsito be
aqin.)
CHIP-BASEET.
. The late Mr. Lyman Raymond, for
many years a nitich respected merchant
at Bridgewater, Vermont, used to relate
the following anecdote of one of his ac
quaintances, and vouched for its truth
fulness :
A miller in a small town in Vermont
was, at intervals. temporarily insane for
several days together, and at those times
imagined himself to be in another world
—the world that is to come—and the
Judge of all the earth. lle built a large
platform nearly ten feet from the ground,
and seated thereon in an arm chair, with
a ponderous Bible in hand, he imagined
a large concourse of people to be before
him, and proceeded to question them
concerning their former occupation. con
duct, &c., answering the inquiries him
self. At length he came to a miller re
. skiing in an adjoining, town, and ques
tioned him thus :
"What was your occupation in yonder
world ?"
"A miller, sir."
"I)id you ever steal Roy grain ro
MME=I
"What did yon do with it t",
"Used it myself, sir:"
"You may go to the wrong side of the
question," said the pretended judge, un
hesitatingly.
Finally, after judging all others, he
proceeded to treat himself likewise.
"What was your occupation in yonder
world?" he asked of himself.
"A miller, sir."
"Did you ever steal any grain ?"
"Yes, sir."
"What did you do with it '?"
"Made bread of it, and gave the bread
to the poor."
Then he hesitated, scratched his head,
and seemed to be engaged in deep thought
for several minutes, and finally said :
"Well, you may go to the right side of
the question, but--it—is--a---tight
squeeze. ) I —Harper's Magazine.
Circularizing is getting to be a science.
We have received a circular from a man
who wishes to recommend to us a "Pat
ent Corpse Preserver." We do not
know why we should have been selected
as the recipient of such a document, and
there are two good reasons why we will
have nothing to do with the" Preserver."
In the first place, we have not on hand,
just at present, any corpse which we care
to preserve. All of the remains which
are lying around on the floor of this of=
lice—men who have been murdered be
cause they brought original poetry to
this paper—we intend to have buried
somewhere as soon as they have served
as awful examples and a warning to
other poets who call with their verses.
In the second place, we shall not buy
this "Patent Preserver" until it is recom
mended by some one who has tried it.
Bring us in a certificate from some ex
perienced and judicious corpse which has
been preserved, guaranteeing that the
patent will work, and then, if we ever
have use for a "Preserver," we will buy
one ; but not otherwise.
A Boston merchant having advertised
for a porter, was called on the next day
by a stalwart Yankee, who said, "I say
boss, be you the man who advertised for
a porter?" "Yes," sternly replied the
merchant, "and I expressly stated that
all applications must be made by mail."
"Jes so, boas," responded the Yankee,
"an ef I aiht a male, I'd be obleeged ef
you'd tell me what I am !" Ile got the
situation.
AL the c,o,r of 1111 , PuvolutioD, George
chap'uth t , l return thanks
1.)
rldied, "Sire, ;lo :you
i'LW to thank Gaol that you have lost
bl many tt,,up,:i?"
"Dc, you want me to thank God that
you have lost so many pounds sterling!"
!•'
"I>D you 'want my to thank God be
eau,, you navo lont Ulla( en of your
b,st :.%)lonics:?"
No ! 7
what Jo you want me to thank
God for?''
"I want you 10 thank God becaude 47. :s
no ?cor,,4e.
During a dense c)4 n Mississippi
steamer took a landin..;. A traveler.
anxious to oo ahead, came to the mana
ger of till• wh:2ul and asked v.ty the boat
stopped. ninell • Can ' t, ice the
river." "Hot you eau tht: stars over
head?” "ares,” rpplie.l the urktne pilot;
"but tiil the tiller busts we aia•t
that way." l'ass'e» . , 2,er went to 13,,,i1
Sheridan one ila}', when coming home
from shucitiug with an empty sack, did
not like to go inane completely emply,
and seeing a ninnb. r ni Books inn pond,
and a man, a farmer, loania;: on a rail
watAiug them, said " What will
take for a shot at the duck,?"
he said : "I will take half a soyerctgn."
"Done,'' said Sheridan, and 11:3 ii ti ihto
the midst of the r >t iloz.‘n.
"ran a f ra id you have in a r.
gain," said Sheridan. ••W don't
know," said the m “they
mine."
Samehaily having applic , l to au t it or
for a method by which he mi!dit cure Ilia
daughter of her partiality for young
.gen
tleincn, is kindly informed that there
are Several methods of reform. (hie way
is to skin the person ; another im to pat
her in a well and drop a t;•w to I.ln of
gravel on her head ; another it to lie her
ankles to un anvil and npsu her out of a
boat..
One very cold night, a jolly old fi flow,
who had partaken rather too freely of Clip
at a tavern, started for home in a sleigh,
and (01 the way was upset, and left by
the side of the road. A boy passing the
same way a short time after, discovered
the old fellow, holling his feet un to the
moon, ejaculating to some invisible per
son named. John : '• Pile on the wood
it's a thundering cold iire, !”
An (Ad carpenter, who been em
ployed at job work by nn old lady, WIN
asked why people of his trade always
charged more iu proportion tier
than they did for chairs and tables.
` . Well, you see, ma'am. it's joqt because
people won't bring, mains back to us to
be repaired.,,
A. bilge yellow dug, of rather sombre
appearance, frequently seen trotting
about the streets of Danbury, is believed
to have stored away somewhere within
himself samples of nearly thirty sewing
machine agents and book cauvils9ers.
ITN owner has been oftrell e•:75 for him,
but mfuses it.
A. man Was fiercely denouncing Ito'
doctrine of original stn. "Mr. H.," 8.'41
a neighbor to him, "it seems to me that
you needn't fash yourself about original
sin ; for to my certain knowledge, you
have as much actual sln as will do your
business." t .
Giving a holy away at a wedding . is! m , ~, 9 1 I
simply a faux!. Tie' 4tld proverb says : ' li ! - I
"Where there's a will there's a. way." 1
.... F mow
Consequcritby, as the world know*. th .-, : ' '
every lady tas a will of her own, giving -
her a "way" seems quite supertluous
The Courier Journal is hard on Susan,
when it says : "We shall never know the
age of Niagara Fall, because Susan B.
Anthony im the onlypersou now living who
WAR alive when the falls were built, and
she has forgotten the date."
A Newark man "prodded" his moth
er-in-law with the stump of a sewing
machine needle. The old lady sat him
on the kitchen stove, and he would have
been cooked but for the interference of
the neighbors.
Mrs. Brown : "Why, Mars', aly love,
why are yDU in nmurning ?" Mary : "I'm
not in mourning, Mrs. Brown, but as
the widows are getting all theotlers now
a-days we poor girls have to resort to
artifice."
Nothing, says an exchange, is more
indicative of the earnestness of life than
the sight of a well-developed male crea
ture spending eight hours a day trying ;
to wear out a tire-plug with the seat of
his pants.
An Indiana newspaper correspondent
tells of a woman who paid a deceased
female friend a compliment after this
wise : "For patient resignation, the
corpse could dance all around any woman
Under the head of "how We Assist
the Devil," a religious paper says : "We I
consume millions of gallons of distilled ;
spirits yearly." The editorial "we" !
iu this case makes an awkward con
fession.
A Michigan love-lcl tur--` George,
come and see us soon. %V have got a
new lamp that will turn down, down,
down, and make the room deliciously
dark. Your aMctionato
"Matrimony," said a modern Bane
diet, the other day, "produces remarka
ble revolutions. 'fere am I, for instance,
in ten short months, changed from a
sighing lover to a loving sire."
Musquitoes are reported so thick at
Key West that it is sometimes impossible
to see a person across the street. That's
probably when there is no person across
the street to see.
The World, in answer to an inquiSitive
correspondent, defines "stag parties" as
"entertainments whereat bucks usually
get enough additional horns to make
them stagger."
At a marriage of a yerysoung enuple,
the other day, a gentleman ingnircd of a
lady what fruit the bride and beidlee room
reminded her of. "A green pear," was
the reply.
What part of a soldier's duty would
the ladies take the most delight in? We
wrote "present arms," but a snarly old
Benedict at our elbow suggest "dress
parade."
A. Cincinnati butcher tied tip hi 4
daughter by the bands, so that her toes
just touched the ground, and then;
smeared her feet with molasses to attract
A Springfield paper says : "We know
shoes have soles and tongues, and now a ;
chap in Rhode Island advertises : "Shoes
made Hear." We don't believe it."
Why is coal the most contradictory
article known to commerce? Because,
when purchased, instead cf going to the
buyer, it goes to the cellar.
What articles are more inconvenient
to do up neatly so that inquisitive peo
ple cannot know what the parcel is, than'
lobsters and watermelons?
It is awful to wake up in the dead of
night and feel your back itch where you
can't reach it.
Medical.
STEINHEISER'S
m :VIM'
. .
Th;......;e1fd vino la au 1utk1111.63 remedy for
th' ur..l;a.ary iera Lta of thy
IM
US SYSTEM,
N% lii,ll are OW frlll fill cause Of BO much dlAcotufort and
unhappiness, It , i baso tested by eight years' use,
and numbers of .: on. can and do testify to Its beuefl
-3
r,ilt t•fl% ctoi.
The 71114r/11'1MP $ not, like too many of the prepara
tions put porting to ore Nervous disorder., a compound
a n......0ti,.tu ry og the Nerve, to give temporary
'elk. r sunceeded by reaction which learns the sufferer
tiro Iso:mo tot Ltd so.
this preparation, Gw
in , tigettotti to our Os
called remedy. On the contrary,
pouudod from the entracte of herbs
44.111, operates twoeticially as a
A It t 1, tier.,llell ItAkilligloil hvt merely to eice teuipu•
rxly r. !Iti! That ;will do tws, the proprietor le We
0
, alb tal
.”i with ey ow, knowing th , tt he will be furl
(
:ti-:ir,,..t in tie fut re, es heretufose, by tli4 unvarying
euceep, ..I thi, most, value. le r emedy,
The Ile vvltatt 4b•ev nut belong to the davit or • •curs
tU'' prepAretions, whose very pretension.; prove them
to be nut tok.v It bay a specific value in strengtbeu
ing and k‘.: t4l64,sittp-cSystetn, and al that Is
avlced ter it le trial, when It veal speak for itself.
I n inl , l i Icon to all that has !already 6 . 011 eldinned, it has
I,esi t and by experience that the Nervous Prostration
tie:e4sity tor stitnuluv, engendered by
OPIUM EATING,
Auti r0th...1) ose:aonte, and a healthy continuo of the
system reatored. The same id true of the appetite t ,
intoxicating liquors, which can be entirely eradicetad
by the use of the Iliervine Alt these abnormal ap
petit,s are the surface Italiaatiout of derangements of
tie Nervous Bydretn, which yield to this great Remedy.
With ell these Etiiative properties, the Nervine
vootains no invelient that oan injure any patient, if
0.c,1 areotaing to nye ticectiona which appear upon each
bottle.
The ere late le prepurel and notop.mnded uoilsr
the personal superfsion of the Proprietor himself.
The price of ink, Nevi late ht only
ONE DOLLAR A BOTTLE
IA a small taitter 7conipared with Ilia relief that
it airoldil. Alt art , therefore advised to tiy the Pier.
wine before resorting to pernicious Drugs which will
increase the difficulty of cure.
ITRY
PREPAR.EO AN]) BOLD ONLY
J. 0, STEINHEISER,
Mil
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hilitellaneaus.
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-11211."
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f THE PENNSYLVANIA STATE FAIR, FOR 1871.
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other Carriage wheel in Market. Judicious and dis
criminating Carriage hlauntacturers, In nearly all
our principal Cities and Towns, confirm this state
ment. Many Thousand Sets haveheen put to severe
use.
Made In a superior manner, from the beat, thor
oughly-seasoned Hickory Timber,by the Patentee,at
The Belvidere Carriage Wheel Works
HELVIDERE, N. J.
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INFLA.NU , IATION OF THE BOWELS.
co4:1;110N OF THE LUN::::;.
SORE T:IROAT, DIFFICULT BR CATIIECO.
PALPITATION OF' PILL HEART.
ITYSTERI S, CROUP, DIPHTHERIA.
CAT ARRII, LNFLUENZA.
HEADAf 'HE, TOOTHACHE.
NEURALGIA, RHEUMATISM,
COLD AM: E
The a qdi iduri of the Heady 'teller to the prat or
I , artgi w hk.te toe pain ur uidicuay eta UtiOrd Vale
N 1111 con,' ~rt
Tn tont y &opal!) ball' a tumbler of water will inn few
moment. ,ore CRANIYS SUCH
1 4 1('K 'BEAD:I I 'IIE, ULlRftiii \,
COLIC, WIND IN IIoWLLS,
nod oil INTERNAL
onld sihvitys carry It bottle of It minliv'pg
Ready . Itt , lief with thou. A now &of la ,alk, WFL
1.10,1• Ia. 1,1.1 . a or paths from change Id' . It 1$
ter than french brandy or It!ttens t v a
FEVER
rEvi:n. ANL, AUI'E cured for fifty cents. There!'
riot ure.iesleil azent In this world tied will onro
raid Ague, nod other Mniurieus, Itllloun Scarier, Ty
phoid, 1 idlest, end other Fern (aided by RADWAI"ti
FILLS) .11;Ii•lz ail Et .1 DWAY'S READY RELIEV.
yin. ) pee betties. bold by Druggists.
HEALTH ! BEAUTY! . !
STTIONti AND JUICE nu•u 13LOOD—INCIIEA:
Or FLESH ANI/ e f.:101 I T—CIACA IC SKIN ANI /
CuItPLEN. lON at:CI:RED To ALL.
DR. RADWAY'S
SARSAPARILLIAN RESOLVENT
11 kliE THE MOST ASTONISHING CURER ;
S.) ytICK So RAPID ARE THE CHANGE:,
1.1
110' I'NIIERI,OEA UNDER THE IN
OF THIS TRULY I%OICDERIVI.
F, 'CHAT
Every Day an Increase In Flesh
and Weight is Seen and Felt.
THE GREAT BLOOD PURIFIER.
of the SA ItSA PARILLIAN RESoLV-
E.N I' vidlodunlonti s through the Blood, Sweat, Crlne,
„,,.i „ T. ?, •, n.d•b. nod io,v e s of the arstrid the vigor of life,
jrlt ~-pubs the v of 11.4: linlry whit new ut‘.l
nu:tee,- Srmtula, Svphihs, Coimituidion, tiiondular
dt, d o.v. e:s In the noon% ',tooth, l umorA, Nodes 11l
Ins , ;5.i...14 ut other Lams of II systern, Sore
;•••t i ..,. old+ I , bleilltrg• from the Ear+, and the wont
feint. id 'Alit illseweot, Eruptlons, Fever Sores, S.:1161
Bee 1, Ito • Wo+ni, Salt Rheum llrt - olpelus, Aene,BLocg.
Si,. • tt In the Flesh, 'rumors, Cancers In tin
it nenhehing nod lielliful discharge+, Nlght
Sw i .o-. I of Sperm, and all wash, of the lif e
pie, nn• •. t. : tin eorat ye range a. this wonder id Nlol
ern t 'l,ou; aiiki w few 111,.. now will prove to any
pp.lt.l! .I••:., u. for eithor of thew r... 3 of I.llsea3e Its
1.010,1 •. urn Muni.
11 P • -.1, d.,11, heuotnine rodured by the
sun .1, •.ni..n that Is eindloutilly progresieng, one.
r..-1 tog these viewed, sad rean,. the 0:111:0
TO, iol.::• •s 111 . 1410 from blood—and this the
s.llls.\ IMO
N..: .e , 1% SAlln sl• .11.1 11:4 vr,r
'De tu•u..r •
1 , ,u4, 0011.111A:tin:et% likeans, ;
eine ctsT
Kidney & Bladder Complaints,
un.l NVonitt 143V01, Inithetei, limper,
%m , r. IlLomon,nov or Urine, Wight'. r/I
-case, Alhumivarut. Mid let Ca,e.l where there /Ire brick.
dust deprtslts, er the metier le thh rt, cloudy, inked
sohststeos 1160 the, White of or threads like whit•
stilt or there Is a illorbla, thuk, appearencr,Hlati
white twub•cittut deposits, Unit when there IS It prkkhig,
lurning iteltlettloli w hen passing water, sleet limit, in the
eitllllll of the Back and along the Lotus, Price, Sl.Oe,
Lirtioßll9l.The only known and aura Remedy
ttlettdt— ttt, Tape, it %
Tumor of 12 I - carpi' Growth
Cured by Itadway'mp Resolvent.
_ ~,v,,11•65., July IS, twit. D
hale. had fulnor is th• ovaries e e l
...oast, All the Ttnetor• the /to help for 11.;; . Tt 7 1 . c " .1
every thing LhAL
as
IVellllllllolllteii ; 1,14 nothing helped ttle.l
raw vwr Resolvent, and thought I would try It • but bad no faith
la It; lavas.. I bad antfered for twelve year& I took Mt bottle.
of the Kew/I%volt, and one hoc of Itadatty's Pllls, and twoi
tla• of voor Ready Relief ; and there Is lon sign of
to
to I el
wee or . felt, and I foal loiter, anArter, not happier than I hot% .1
tavl,.. psi". 'rho worst tumor woe In the lett aide of tha
twwoh., over the Kroh,. I write Ole to you for Rao boustat
othen. You CAA it If you choose.
'JANINA!! P. KNAPP.
DR. RADWAY'S
PERFECT PURGATIVE PILLS,
perfectly trae!esi, elegantly coated with sweet ern.
purge, r;igulitte, purify, cleanse en I strengthen. !Cud.
Ville, tot, the 'iuro of all sileorders of the Stomach.
Liver. Durrele, Kidney. , Alai:der,' Nervous Dleesteci,
Wad/4 , , hr. ',net lint too Costiveness, nd igestlo
Dyipn Tillioueboee, MMus Fever, Infiatiusist bin of
Um &Wel*, Plitio,miti all Derangements of the Interim) V 1.-
cum. Warranted to effect a poettive cure. Purely Vegeta-
LieLiontainlng to mercury, m Mere le, or deleterious di us,
Or Observe the following eyroptOcus resulting front
Disorders of rho Digestive Organs:
Comulpealoe, inward filet , Yullluese of the Blood In the flootJ,
Achtlty of the Swine h, Num., Heartburn, Dhienet el hood,
Fu11... Weight In the Stomach, Hour h:notatiolo4, Sinking or
Flutiorlog at the Pit of the Pletnech, hOrhonilow of the Ileetd,
Hurrlad and Irlfll.ntlt Ureelblog, ' , Littering nl the 'bow, Choking
or SolliliNStiOg Seti.tioni r. hen in n I.y t o ; rater,
%%km, Dots or Wet. Worn the Si g ht, 1 ,ver end Po:I fhott In
the IteM , Defletency of IN, oirot,o, Yrllmooo. of Ile, Shin
and Eves, Polo to th• Side, CLeet. l.holot, cud .t. 4 &lode. of
Heat, burning in the Flrth.
A few doses of RADWAY'S TILLS it ill the n—i•
tent from all the 11.01,11atiled 411. •
per box, SOLD lA' Eck; I wi's,
READ "FALSE AN one 1-t , ,/ ,
gawp t RADWAY & CO .. No. 137 Maid,on noon New-
York. In.furuttluu worllA will Lc mgt yuu.
Dr. Crook's Wine of Tar.
"ft S
To have wore
merit Haan any
adman r pt eptalia.
Ilion ever offered
the public.
Tt fa rich in the medicinal anal-
Ines Tar..ll,lll)llc, i nitri' diseaq.
es of the 'throat and x
1..• r
forming the mewl retwir;.;llkl.•
Couglim, Co14:14. 'h 41: th COM: itS.
It efloemilly •111(44 4.111
Asthma and Brooke Id !ix..
it ha been pliiiiiimv-4 , 11
specith. (or dies( e••mpl.tiuts.
For pains in Breast, Side or Hack,
Gravel or ti jitney Disease,
Diseases of the Ur .iry Organs,
Jaundice or any Li veriAntipla
It Is also a superior Tonic,
Restores the Appetite,
Strengthens the System,
Restores the Weak and
Debi! 'toted,
Causes the Food to Digest,
Removes Pysperia and
I nil igesi ion,
Prevents MalFlous Fevers,
Gives tone to your System.
TRY DR. CROOK'S W I NE 0 Pl'A
kuILIFY YOUR BLOO.D.
POKE ROOT.
It baa the medicinal pi °per' y
of Puke combined with n pe.
oration of Iron whirl, got - w
once into the blood, perh.tu:
keg the most rapid and w.. 0 •
derful cures,
Ai&your Druightf tor . Dr. Crooke C4.n, -
:yowl Syrup of woke Root—take it .vd
UMW"
Fir ~01,1414
~`t1t:~.
IS=
T.
It t...-tutt,t . : flrsl +old Ft
AND AGUE.
-OF A--
Public Tent
Has proved
DR. CROOK'S
WINE
OF
TAR
II l 4 ruled hgn
It hag no equal
For Scrotblit,isa•rolu
lonS Dixensen 11&1 I lic
EYes t or Sri °tuna in
(any form.
Anv 111114.104 e or erope...n ut
the Hi; in, disease o: the Liver.
Ilheuntstisni, Pimples, 01 d
Sores, Uloers, Broken -down
Contaitilltons. Syphilis, or any
disease depending 011 a de
praved condition of the blood,
try
DR. CROOK'S
SYRLP OP
Coal De,eler.,2.
H. BAUMGARDNER,
COAL OF ALL KINDS,
zzoe• Lemon, and
7. 11,"
a! o :it the Reeling Depot,
LANCASTER, PA,
gar; can and will sell COAL cheap
er than any other dealer
in Lancaster.
Call and be Con Mr eed.
1 ailmarlY.
I LVAII.I CI:N'1'11.1 8.
Titans leave the Fennaylvaiila Dallromi Depot, a
Lam aster, as fullowm :
TRAINS misvii wrirwAiin
Through Paasenger
' Parlay Express
N lagara Express
Mall via Mt..lov
Mall via ColumMa
Fast Line.
continhin ACCIM1111(.1101M1
IlarrlsMirg Acconimmlailoa
' Lam•aster Train
Cincinnati Express
- ,
TRAINS lAA AVE A: .."11AAltr,
Ptilla.h.lptila Express
Fast I.llor
IcHst.er Trfl.lll .....
Elmira Express
nitcri,niirtc Accommodation
Mall 'Priv' ,
Ctiteinnal I ExprePs
It E111:111 Nil 10111 ( 7 011.11:NSSII St.
ON AND AFTER
MONDAY. MAY (hi!, Is 2,
PASSENO ER TRAINS VII,, RCN (J\ TE r' tiu
I H.ri,d,stt r
8.2 u tt !It
1,1,,
415 r 111 ••
115 p iti ••
10:11 In. tNit
lETE
1: aI g
u • 'I .3; n to
6 lb p ; p
In 9 I. a. Its
6lbplii a upin
kaving 1.11111 . 1.11 . 1 . n nd ( • ••1111 . 11..•1,1.1
C1010.,,11,1 , Wi111ti at iti . 11 , 1111;., V. I I rain.: N. , th 91 i • outh
nu PLidelelphia end 1taa.,11,4 „1, Lr
billion Valley 111911. '1 , 1•91,9 1.„1„;.,...ter 31 a, :to.
In and Colunit.ia 31 tt at a to ‘.1,i1 .0. it ..9.1
lag with h•r Ne 9 Neck.
lieketa eau be eltiattwo at CI , t.111e.-1, , •,., N-9• Jar
gay Central Railroad, 19,1 ot ^I II Ye ,
end tll9l lteadiNg c1r99.1, a.•
10 9 hill alreeta. t.
Thrwittli dcketa In .INcw 10l k vtot hdp!,.a 1 9:.1
at all tha Principal Stale..., alll,l de, kcd
Thc.dieh.
I; t . ,Niileligo Boo ' 4 for 54 0 or )11.40
Solo nn] EieltrA 1
OU . 10+ to . ..I: I VIA., all poirAt3, nt r,
dtholi
TMlllt , x. r run by I'battkb . tll4:.% s.ting
Ting . is 111 wiuutin (.••.1,•[• tiroi 1'44111
kail'l,ll Tiu r,
MiNM=l
=I
I.t, IK7
(;int: P• o 1: Lion fro,,, the .1.316 dd.( N,rth ft,
/ , 'ol/, ' , 1 // , /, Ae 1 . , I.t •E'dfr, ' fah./
on,
6114011, Lit I. 1 4111 , :ar l'ottorfozo,
Trains leave HarriiMitrit ror Nee 1",,,k ay fll o w s: t
6,00, 11.10 a• w., and 2,00 p, 15 . rom.ectong: with trains
on Ili, l'..into4\li'arina Hai:to:11 ntot 31111;1114 at Non 1 01 1 1
.
at 12.10 e. 3.50. 9.11. (.. spee:.rele.
Whim,. • Lao, New Vent 3t , In. lz oo and
' U 00 p. l'hilailelphia it 7..0, /1„ 111, a t;,111.30 p. to
1. aye llalr Wang' for ihthrellie, TAOIAII , III,
Amid :11 4 1. NI,. 14 kin, Ilentown art l'iols•
dn., at s.Mlainiald s. n ~ Ullii 11x, p. in ,m..1.1,Mg at
Lebanon and in ineip.l N a ' 1 ! n t l l, I Ile '{.Ullll. trAita
e011111 4 0.111:r for Philadelnhm, Pi 1,33 I-, al:a 1 . ..1111041n
on ly . F or p i a( lkill 11,11 .1 Mot A 1, 1 ,10 'n. GiA
SCIllly:k111 31141 oomiorl4.llOlH Itadr,d I-ays tlnriis
burg at 3.40 p. n.
East PetlliMyiVitfliA PIIIII,A 1 tr3 l 3ii Re.oling 10/
Allentown. Eastio. and Nee York. a ',la. !vitl, ain
and 4 0.3 NoW 1 or k Itt p nal a
12.06 and I'4llllp ,o molt Ai 111, 11 ;.35 a in ,
3.16, 4.3.. and p. an.
Way K1MR1 , 141,..r Train 10:4,,, ' . at 130 a .
connecting wan unta. on I.nnl I . . Itonir.ont, return
lug from Ileoilihv et b :al p. ni at all stet tont
Leave l'uttsville at 9.00 a at, aunt ta,i trudoit
11
at 10 00 , Id 4taltorot 11 15a. n • Aol,-
land at 7.06 a. 19 -3 P.ll. 711 , 111/11o,r at 7 (it
a. to. and I.lx/ p. to., 'I andt.o3 r, to.lls, a, LW 111 11 2.10 P.
In. for Philadelphia, Noe York. Ranting. Harrivtareg. Au
Leave Pottsville, vin Sehilyllcli nut ;4;l,quelinuna
Railerwi at 8.15 a an, for elan LLurc, and Il a 6 Jain- I'm
I•in e urns a and I'reintit.
Pol t., mile Amon mods. lon Train. Laave. Pal tiVille al
830 11 • 111 pongo. Itesding at 7,11 n a . m ., diTietm , at Phil
adelphia at 935 a.lll. lief or nioa ' Oil I . l.iladulplnia at
vll s
6.1 pan., plonli rri
n 4 Reading at 7.0. p id a3.a.g at Potts
a a. 9 90 p.
Pottstown ACCollitlllAlatiOrt tronn Lea TOO Potastnwu at
6.45 am; returning 11 . 31,, 1'ind,111 . 11.11141, Ninth and
tireett at 4 ;'t p 711.
C Audible Railroe.l Ten:ns lenre 8,• 0;1 at 7 1.0 ato
and 0,16 p in for Ephrata. I,IIIS, 14fOtriO•lor, Uoiuinhia„q c.
Returning leave Lancaster st ant. a thl 3.25 p
and Columbia at 8,15 N. lA. :t,h; p, tn.
Parkironen Railroaa TrsioS Perk ,moo Junetiusi
a t 7.35. 8.55 a tn. 3.55 and 1. 40 pmt returning leave
tirnell Lana at ll 15, .1 in. 19.30 and 1,90 p 1111.:(111111 . C . .11/g
• Pall in oilIM 01, Heiniitig
Pickering Valley !III:road train.. loser. lllmenikville at
9.10 a, Us., 3.10 mad ,thit.h.g, leave Ityera
at 0.35 NAG., 1 . 2,45 and 4 30 p .1.. Ottl./lOOtiug with tram"
On Healing Railrnitil.
Colebrodkdale It:111mA trans leave Pottstown at PA.,*
a trt, and 1.20, 0,30 ant 7.15 p tn, returning leave Nit.
Pleaßaut at 0.00, barti and 11.35 no 111. unit 3 2i p m, iHm
Denting with trains on Rending knit: oda.
Chester Valley Itaiiro...l trio u.. 11. 1 11 V t. iln tit I, I I IJII. nt 4 I' t./
a in. 2.40 and 5.33 p 'n. rofortniani, le l n , e
al COS a 111, 12.30 a. 1.1 p an, iiiii 1111 Li anus
on Reading Itailr. td.
On Sundays : LrA, a NO, York. at 1%0; p tin, I'l.ntn het,
phia at 8,00 a m awl 3.15 p m. (the 8,00 a mu Irniu rou
ping only to Reading,) leaf, l'oLO.Villo 8.1.10 an, ; leave
Harrisburg 5.00 alll, and 2.110 p leave Allentown at
4.35 and 9.35 p m; lanes Rending an 7,15 a m and 10.6 a
p 1.1 for Harrisburg. at 7.00 it to for New Vat k, at 7:14i r
m for Allentbwn, and at 1 1 ,4 11 tt in and 4.10 p 11l for Phil
Commutation, :111Iedge, Not 01 , 1 out 'our.
aims Ticketti, to and from all points, at reduend rates
Ilaggage through 100 pounds allowed earl.
PftlineUger, .1 WIllt1"13 Hi,
Ass? Soot hlueit'r#
Re at.; an, PP, Angt.t lot. 1673. X 43 Or
1 111111..11HELPIZ Lic HEADE/NG It. 14
READING, AVCd•ST IA7?
iitol after Hrideinhor 2.1, this Cotnttio, will
take of the laritEss in all its dr
tails. on Its mad and hra:,rtte.i, and will he kitty
hrePamot to twoniniiiihttr the nubile in the rapid
tritasiuis. , lou ur ,s.o.ev Kn.! f,•tiyfit eutrusted to its
yam.
Direct eonnCctiona also be made with the
•'DimAwAitE, LACK.In ANNA WE ,111:104 lOieniNs"
for New York City ami Mule, the fiaatern stated
neil Cahalan and nil poitits on the Deinnare, Luck
awarmit & Western, Lackawanna Bloomsburg
and 31orrei .4 -Essex Bullion,i, and at reduced
Particular nitration t. ill lir LllVill 10 the Colter-
Con of Checks, Uratts, Nolen, Bills, Sr., un.l prompt
returns made.
Orders for &Aides to he returned by express will
be carried free of charge, and delivered at oncr
upon arrival of trains, and goods called ior and re
turned by next train, If ready fur shipment.
Telegrams ordering shipments of packages by
express will be forwarded over the hues of the
PHILADELPHIA, READINI Ayr/Wolin TELEUKAPH
COMPANY at half rates.
For further Information, apply to EDWARD E.
PARK, Superintendent of "Philadelphia Sr Bonney'
R. R. Expreps Department," General Oince, No. CU
Chestnut Streeti Branch °dice, N. E. corner Broad
and Catlowtttll Street». J. E. ‘VOOTTEN,
4144 .Isenotunt Superintendent.
MiWnailaiMEM
JOHN WOODRUFF'S SONS,
Philadelphia, Penna.
Tun %VESELY ENTRICPRiaIi is printed With Ink
from the above establishment. Jana-1y
PRINTING!
ALL KINDS OF
BOOK AND JOB PRINTING
NEATLY AND PROMPTLY EXECUTED
AT TUX OFFICE OF
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(SECOND FLOOR,)
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