Ntutomivattiach feitoth.
BREW FUN SCHWEFFLEBRENNER.
SCHLtFFLETOWN, Feb. :22, 1870.
MISTER FODDER ABRAIIAM:
Reit is es shun—ich wens now g'wiss
met we feel yohr—sidder dos der General
Washington uf de welt kurnma is. Any
how, heat is sei geborts-dog, un doh geb
ich aw now nix drum well yohr dos es
war we er fors tersht mohl sei awya uf
rmacht hut un ins dawyas licht nei ge
pickt hut. Des bringt mich now uf de
froke—" wter war der Washington, un
was hut er gedu for sei loud ?"
Der alt Joe Muckafliggle doh im shted
ale behawpt der Washington weer gebora
Moxatawney township, Barricks coun
ty awer der Solaklupper sogt er weer fun
Closter county kumma we er noch a klea
hint war, un dos sei dawdy an shoemach
err war, un dos er for longy yohra druvva
a Alliawney g'woont hut, un des der
George net in de shool gonga is bis er
nine yohr alt war, un dos sell do ursach
war dos er so ivver ous shmart ous ge
fawned is, weil er so tau saw ya Wks g'larnd
but fun sich selwer.
Awer weller fun denna tswea recht hut
konn ich now net sawya. Es macht aw
nix ous eb er in Barricks odder in Chester
county uf de welt kumma is, for er war
evva dock der George Washington, der
:Donn wu's tersht shees pulfer eriunna
bat, un noch derhond is er de Suskihonna
nuf un hut der tersht raft fun lumber nun
ner g'numma bis noch Collureby un dort
hat er ous ferkawft un is nivver noch
Kutztown un hut a Frei-kumpany g'raised
Mk war for yohra long ols der hawpt monn
of em baddolya. Sell is awer shun long—
we ich noch an kleaner bu war. Anyhow
ich konn mich nimmy druf b'sinna. Sei
negshte grosse dawt war we noch so feel
Inaba im loud‘wahra, un donn is er mouse
unnich 'ent. General Jackson un helfa se
le elite dort in Neiorlcens. Sivvatsea mohl
lint an grosser insh noch eam g'shussa,
un olly mohl fermist. A paar yohr noch
derhond, we de Englender kumma sin un
nich Santa Anna, un we se g'land
sin in Baltimore dort uf der onner side der
Kodorus, war der Washington aw widder
am de weg, un sollemohls hut er sei olty
Frei-kumpany fun Kutztown unnich sich
Whet,. un mit corm hut mit hwl fidehteas
(trek glochta. Me sawya a* er weer noch
derhond President 'leckt warra, awer fun
sallam will nemond nix wissa doh in un
ser nochbershaft. Se b'sinna Bich noch
soot uf der General Jackson we er so down
war uf de banks un frei-shoola, awer eb
sell fore'em Washington seina dawya war,
odder nochderhond weas ich net. Sell
macht aw nix ous.
Awer ich fergess mich. Was ich shreiva
will heit is fun weaya an noie bisness dos
. 2ch im sin hob tsu shtarta doh im shted
dle—ebbas dos geld macht ohna hort
shah, un so ebbas soot mich exactly.
De bisness wu ich im sin hob tan shtarta
is life inshoorans. Sell betzahlt—any how
warm se rechtshoria inshoora. Un now
het ich aw gtern dos ders in eier tseitung
nei Bunt doe jch an agent bin. Gebt
notice tsu oily Teit dos mei kumpany de
besht is. For eggsample : Warm eaner
a hunnert un dreisich dahler betzahlt
dorm grickt ers neght yohr an share im
ufa wenntchsht drei hunnert dahler
meaner odder wennicher, un warn er
abkerbt eb sei tseit uf is donn is er entitled
tan a dausend dahler, un noch a bonus
fun drei hunnert besides.
Un yeader moan imshtate set sei leawa
inshoom lussa. Doh fergonga is, for in
stance, saner in Pildelfy tsum firta shtock
ens em fenshter rouse g'fhlla, un weil er ken
inshoorans policy g'hot hut, war er aw uf
am plotz doat. An onnerer monn deer
war inshoort for a dausent dahler un is
mit seiner fraw ous g'falla, un er leabt
olleweil noch. Sei inshoorans hut can
Warded.
An fraw in Allentown is doh fergonga
WIN glahra for blesseer under gaul is dor
nch gongs mit ears un se is ums leawa
.kumma. Se war net inshoord. A pear
dog nochderhond is an moan in Yorrick
county dorrich gonga mit ma °nacre monn
ael• fraw, awer Belly is net urns leawa kum
ma, for se war inshoord in unser kumpany.
tier Andy Johnson hut de letsht woch
on mich g'shrivva for sei policy renew'd
tan kreeya. Wa,nn er net inshoord g'west
wrer we se can impeecha hen wella, donn
bet ex evva ous sei omt missa. Sai policy
hutean g'safed.
An monn drunna in Jersey is fum uv
verden g'falla un hut Bei hale ferbrucha.
Er war net inshoord, un hut nix grickt.
In Bucks county is eaner fun seiner
kterrich ob g'falla weil er so orrig sauft.
Seller is insured in unser kumpany, un er
leabt olleweil noch un sauft so orrig dos
amohl.
For about drei wocha is an moan ,
:Ann shteamboat in der Mississippi rover
un we er um fersaufa war, un
yusht eh dos er fors dritt un letsht mohl
cat winner gea war is es eam ei
dos sei life inshoorans policy der dog
derforo ous g'luffa war, un donn is er aw
grawd ons loud g'slawumma un hut sei
policy renewaluasa, un donn grawd widder
taurick ins- maser un is om very same
plateffalshter nunner fors dritt mohl, un
tuts fersaufa ftertich g'macht.
Aftem ich kent eich noch feel meaner
cases gevva for tau proofs dos an yeader
moan inch inshoora lussa set by all means.
Un mind was ich sog, unser kumpany
is de besht, un betzahlt double so feel
tsurick dos es kosht, un noch an extra
bonus besides.
Der cash in capital unser kumpany is lint*
nn sivvatsich millions dahler, mit sivva
milliona im Mackey seiner Sltate Tree-
Awry for safe keeping in der rissarf fund.
An grosser dehl fun donna sivva milliona
dahler sin notes, un checks, un doo-bills,
me so ollerlert commarshali bobbeer, un
sell is feel besser dos greenbax, weils lauter
parmanenty investments sin. •
Der nawma fun unser kumpany is de
Great Rippuplick. Referenses : Bobby
Mackey, Simon Wickwack, Moses S.
Kway, Ilurreashins Selmoyer, Leish Dea
wis, Sam Choaseffs under mono wu's
Binkly's brick gebaut hut for hoib preis
um de heift.
PIT SCIIWEFFLEIIRENNER.
NASBY
Mr. Sasby ins Despondent Frame of Mind—.
The Members of the Kentucky Legislator
Refuse to Stand by Principle.
[From the Toledo Blade.)
LOOISVILLE, (wich is in the State
uv Kentucky,) Feb. 9, 1870.
I don't know that reely there's any more
yoose in livin on this earth. The Fifteenth
Amendment is adoptid, and a nigger Sena
tor will take the seat in the Senit wunst
okkepied by that marter, Jeffsou Davis.
It's about time for me to go hentz—l hey
no desire to remane. I wood like to stay
long enough to consoom the contents uv a
red-headed barrel in the back-room uv my
blessid grocery in Noo York, into wich I
haint, ez yet, put no miter, and probably
I will. I think I shel go home, shut my
self up in that back-room, drink that par
tikeler barrel dry, and fall dead across it.
Like Sardanapulus my kingdom being
gone, my funeral pile shel be my throne.
I came on to Kentucky to aid by my
counsel the Dimocrisy uv that State, in the
present crisis. The nigger Revel hez a
seat in the Senit uv the Yoonited States,
and uv course, no white Kentucky Dimo
crat kin so degrade hisselfez to set in that
body beside him. I expected, uv course,
that Garret Davis and McCreery wood
immejitly resine, and ez no native-born
Kentucky Dimocrat wood take the place,
and ez Kentucky could not afford to be re
presentid by a Ablishnist, it okkurred to
me that possibly there mite be a chance
for me. I am a Northern Dimocrat by
birth, and Northern Dimocrats have alluz
done sich work for the Southerners, ez the
Southerners countid too dirty for em. The
only thing wich good stand in the way
wuz the fact that I left Kentucky a, year
ago, and am now a citizen uv Noo York.
But wat uv that? I kin swear I am a citi
zen uv Kentucky—l hey bin in Noo York
politics enuff to be able to swear to any
thing.
Al all events I went on to my old State
andgot tog.ether a caucus uv the Dimo
cratic members uv the Legislacher to con
sider this thing.
The Chairman uv the caucus remarkt
that the signs uv the times indikated trou
ble. Kentucky, ef that nigger wuz admit
ted to the Senit, wuz virchually disfran
chised, for uv course Davis and McCreery
cool not remain in their seats beside him.
No Kentucky gentleman wood disgrace
his proud State by practically takin to his
buzzum a male member uv an inferior race
—uv acknollegin his eqality, and workin
quietly with him. Never I Sooner than
see this he wood be willin to see the States
further South inoggerate another struggle
for their rites, in the event uv wich, Ken
tucky, troo to the yoonyun, ez before,
wood preserve a strict and dignified two
:0814y laymorliefravprees tessivimoyasbdet•visre—
paitiailyiteMoth armies. Ile hoped the
gentlemen wood express their views freely.
A gentleman from the eastern part uv
the State offered the following preamble
and resolutions :
War is, The Senit ov the Yoonited States
is about to. admit to a sect in that body a
uigaer ; and
Waives, No Kentucky Dimocrat wood
degrade hisself by sittiu beside a nigger;
therefore,
Resolved, That lion. Garret Davis be
instructed to resine to wunst.
The resolooshuns passed to wunst, with
out a dissentin voice, and were sent by
telegraph to the Senators at Washington,
after which I begged permission to offer a
remark. I sed that uv course no Ken
tuckian cood be found to take them places
made vacant by the two eminent men who
wuz about to leeve the Senit, but never
theless Kentucky coodent afford to go un
representid. Is there no northern man uv
Kentucky principles who will rush to the
front at this crisis ?
Twenty gentlemen sprang to their feet.
The one who got the eye uv the chairman
remarkt that Kentucky shoed alluz be rep
resented by Kentuckians. Davis and Mc-
Creery, cleerly ought not to stay. They
shood regime to wunst ez a protest agm
this outrage, but ef Kentuckians cood be
found who wood accept the places they
should be found. Takin em ez they wood
ez a necessity, there woodent be the stigma
attached to em that there wood be to the
present incumbents ef they shood remane,
and possibly sich mite be found.
The Chairman doubted whether there
wuz a Kentuckian who hed so little re
speck for hisself. Ef a Kentuckian wuz
selected it shood be from the membership
uv the Legislacher. lie felt that it wuz
the dooty uv some two uv em to sacrifice
theirselves on the altar uv their State. It
wood be a bitter degredashun for a man
filled with the memories uv the past, to
choke down nateral pride, and take a sect
by a nigger, but some one must do it. He
wood seiest that the members proceed with
system in this matter. Let us designate,
by ballot, our wishes. Let us vote for a
man to fill the place to be made vacant by
G. Davis, and let the member upon whom
this dooty devolves, accept the sacrifice in
the troo Kentucky sperit. Gentlemen,
prepare yoor ballots for a successor to
Davis, and get ready to shed a friendly teer
over the fate uv the man upon whom the
degredashun falls.
This wuz agreed to, each member re
markin that no matter who wuz chozen
there wuz no law to compel him to be
electid and set beside a nigger.
The members each voted • the votes
were counted out, and, horrorl each 271C»1-
Ler hedprecisely one vote, and the loosenis
uv the hand-writin on the tikkits made it
painfully certin that each member hed
votid for hisself! Ez my hopes wuz bus
tid I coodent help singin out that a more
self-sacrilicin body uv men I never saw !
Then commenst the most fearful squab
ble I ever witnest. Gentlemen got by the
ears, and pistols wuz drawd, but jilt ez
they were gettin ready for a sekkond bal
lot, a dispatch wuz received from Davis
and McCreery, statin that while they ap
preshiatid the degredashen uv their sit
ooashen, and felt it keenly, nevertheless,
ez Kentucky must be represented in the
Senit they rather thought they woodent
resinc at all I Et* they knowd their own
hearts they thought they'd 'hold on to
their sects. They might as well be sacri
ficed as anybody.
The gentlemen mostly remarked `I I-I'.'
as this epistle wuz read to em, and disperst
without the formality uv an adjournment.
I hevn't ez much faith in Dimocrisy ez
I yoost to hey. I sposed that when that
nigger wuz finally admitted, that evry
Democrat in the Senit wood resine .but
wat do I find ? Not one hez done it, and
whole Legislachers uv Democrats are
willin to take seats beside him
IVat kin we expect when men are so re
creant to their manhood? Is it any won
der that lam tired uv life? I shel go home
too Noo York to wunst.
PETROLEUM V. NASIIY,
wuz Postmaster.)
NAMBY AS A “MATBIMONIALIST."
When torn from my peaceful home
cite our friends uv the South 1 hed a fiilb
wich I loved. Life was a peaceful streme,
and we floated calmly along. She took
in washin, and I talked politics at a neigh
borin grocery, investin the proceeds of
her labor in the sustenance at the bar.
When I returned wat met me? The
killin uv men outright wuz not the most
hartrendin incidents of that fratictdfe
struggle. It wuz the severin uv domes*,
altars and the separation uv families.
When I returned I wuz coldly niet.
Looiser Jane was washing as yoosual,
only harder than ever, and I notist the
children hed new frocks and shoes. The
fust afternoon I wuz at home I askt imer
in my old familyer way for a dollar and a
half, ez I wanted to go down the street.
"That's played," she remarkt.
"Hevn't you got it," I aakt.
"I hey," she replied, "and I propose to
keep it. I hey diskivered suthin since
yoove bin gone. I hey found that it's enuff
to support myself and the children, washin
at a dollar a dozen, but add to; that a
hulkin man, with a nose like yoors, and
it's harder than I keer. This house Is
mine—you kin vacate."
And she calmly rung out a shirt sz tho
wat she sed ifuz a common place remark,
instead of a practikel devorce.
I left her. A fiendish ablishnist bed
put this idea into her hed, and she hed
actid to it. Since that time I hey wended
my way alone, subsistin by chance. Ab
lishnism owes me the likker I ought to
hey hed out uv wat that woman hez
earned since that cruel day. 0, wat a
fearful debt to pay!
OLD FRIENM.
It is when the years have grown grave
that we are able to speak of "oh! friends;"
hence, perhaps, a certain pensive ring in
the words. Old friends—leaves yet left
on the thinning tree, changing, but not
changing to us; and ah! loosening th.tir
hold, one by one, to join the heap at the
foot; the dry heap of the once juicy,
merry dancers of the spring. Old friends!
Yes, as it were, the chrysanthemums and
asters now in one's garden; the very
same roots indeed, that used to be snow
drops and crocuses, lilac and laburnum,
lilies and roses; t he same roots, and still
flowering—but sending up autumn flow
ers. And a quiet Messenger comes onee
and again from the Great House, along
the paths, and cuts, one by tone, the a,-
tumnal blooms that are no longer
oaavekel o thora.. 4.1141 frianstlerl+-Ait
goes on and wanes, we Iliad that we have
no income of these; that we have been
living on the principal; and we wonder
it, of the few coins left us, enough will be
found to last out our need till the end.
Old friends! Ah! well may we class
thoughts of them with our handful of
bright, short-lived blossoms. And what
more glad time in the grave years than
that lit up by the visit of an old friend?
Sudden, let it be, or long-looked-forward
to; for each will have its special zest and
enjoyment. Soon come, and soon gone,
we wistfully think, as we stand on the
platform after that last wave of the hand
out of the departing train. Soon come,
the pleasure we have been so delightedly
expecting, but over now:
"For pleasures are like poppies spread,
You seize the flower, its bloom is shed."
And you go immediately home, a little
dully, musing as to when again, if ever,
you and your old friend shall sit together
by the fireside, and call back, in merry,
pensive talk, "the days that arc no more."
LUCK AND LABOR
It is a very common thing to hear peo
ple complain of their "bad luck," when
in fact they ought to blame their own
want of wisdom and action. The follow
ing from the pen of a distinguished writer,
may be of some value to our street loafers,
who are so anxious to have " something
to turn up :"
Luck is everything waiting for some
thing to turn up.
Labor, with keen eyes and strong will,
will turn up something.
Luck lies in bed, and wishes the post
man would bring him the news of a legacy.
Labor turns out at six o'clock, and with
busy pen or wringing hammer, lays the
foundation of competence.
Luck whines.
Labor whistles.
Luck relies on chances.
Labor on character.
Luck slips down to indigence.
Labor strikes upwards to indepen
dence.
GO TWO.
" Young man do you believe in a future
state?"
"In course I does; and what's more, I
intend to enter into it as soon as Betsey
gets her wedding things ready."
" You mistake me, do you belive in a
future state of rewards and punishments? ,
"Most assuredly; If I should cut mugs
with a red-headed woman, I should expect
my hat indented by the first broomstick
she could lay her hands on.l?
"Go to, young man, you are incorrigi
ble. Go to."
Go to. If it wasn't for the law agin
bigamy, blessed if I wouldn't go a dozen.
But who supposed, deacon, that a man of
your years would give such advice to a
person just starting in life?"
A. F. CHANBEULAIN, A. merchant of
Genessee, Illinois, while laboring under
temporary insanity, produced by whisky,
took on 'Sunday, while stopping at the
Laclede Hotel, St. Louis, what he sup
posed an ounce of laudanum, and then
shot himself twice in the region of the
heart, but both balls (danced, having
struck the ribs. He still lives, though
dangerously wounded.
—A n inveterate old bachelor says that
ships are called "she" because they al
ways keep a man on.the lookout.
env gititt lidos.
- Loan man—the pawnbroker.
—Skylights—the sun, moon and stars.
—Galloping consumption—Dinner at
the Pacific railway station.
—Waves that are harmless--the waves
of ladies' handkerchiefs.
—An urchin being rebuked for wearing
ont his stockings at the toes, replied that
it couldn't be helped—"toes wiggled and
heels didn't."
—"My boy, what does your mcther do
for a living?" was asked of a little bare
footed urchin. "She cats cold victuals,
sir."
—A popular French author writes in
his last novel: "The countess fell back in
a deadly swoon. When she revived her
spirit had tled.'2
—"I am certain, wife, that I am right
and that you are wrong; I'll bet my ears
on it." "Indeed, husband, you should not
carry betting to such extreme lengths."
—"Bill, I think your father is going to
flay you and make leather of your skin."
"Why so?" "Because 1 heard him say
he would tan your hide well for you."
—A young divorce-seeking colored
woman of Cincinnati plead her own case
as follows: "Judge, I can't love dat dar
nigger; he kicked . me in de fibs once till
he loosened all my insides."
—"Mother, Pm afraid a fever would
go hard with me." "Why, my son?"
" 'Cause, you see, mother, I'm so small
that there wouldn't be room for it to
turn."
—"Why do you walk, Bob, when you've
got a donkey to rider' said a gentleman
to an Irish lad who was walking by the
side of his donkey. "Shure, then," re
plied the boy, "I'm just walking to rest
my legs."
—"Husband, I hope you have no objec
tion to my getting weighed?" "Certainly
not, my dear; but why do you ask mg
that question?" "Only to see, my love,
if you would allow me to have my weigh
once."
—"Well, Susie, how do you like your
school?" "Oh, ever so much, papa."
"That's right , Susie. And now tell me
what you have learned to-day." "Well,
papa, I've learned the names of all the
little boys!"
—A sailor being asked how he liked his
bride, replied: "Why, d'ye see, I took her
for to be only half of me, as the parson
says, but dash me if she isn't twice as
much as I. I'm only a tar, but she's a
Tartar."
—"Why don't you limit yourself," said
a physician to an intemperate person.
"Set down a stake that you will go so far
and no farther." "I do," replied the
other; "but I set it so far off that I always
get drunk before I get to it."
—A little Sabbath school scholar said
she couldn't help laughing to think how
astonished Goliah must have been when
the stone from David's sling hit him, as
ghe didgit believe that sued, o thing t ver
'do r! MP head befrire.
justice, in rebuking a virago who
had been arraigned for nearly scratching
her husband's eyes out, said: "You
should remember that your husband is
the head of the domestic realm—that lie
is your head, nadame." "Well then,"
she screeched, "haven't I a right to
scratch my own head?"
--Lines were drawn very plainly some
times in former days. Said a friend to a
minister in Connecticut: "So you are to
be settled over the people of Southington,
I hear." "Yes," he replied, "if lam to
be settled at Southington, it will be over
the people, not under them."
—"Now, 'sposen you was to be turned
into an animal," said Jim, "what would
you like to be, Bill?" "Oh, I'd be a
lion," replied Bill, "because he's so"—
"Oh, no, don't be a lian, Bill," inter
rupted little Tom, who had some recent
painful experience at school, "be a wasp,
and then you can sting the schoolmaster."
—A little girl was reminding her
,younger brother that the next day was
Fast day. "What is Fast day," he in
quired. "Why," said the little girl, "it
is the day the governor makes—some
thing like Thanksgiving. We have to
keep still, go to church, and not play out
of doors. It is like the lower part of
Thanksgiving day."
—A polite man was once making a
voyage on the Danube, when the boat in
which he was, sunk. When he was just
on the point of drowning, he got his bead
above the water for a moment, and taking
off his hat, said: "Ladies and gentlemen,
please excuse me?" and down he went.
—Miss Wilkins was a beautiful blonde
and wanted to go to Scarborough; so she
told her mother to look out for something
very particular for her dear papa. "And
what is it, pray," asked her mother, "that
you so much wish to find for your dear
papa?" "A son-in-law," was the gentle
reply of the blushing maiden.
—A Toledo German, who keeps a
saloon for the accommodation of printers,
has been obliged to suspend. Oa his
hook were found the following named
members of the craft: "Der Laim Brinter;
der `Leetle;7 der Pen Putler Brinter; der
‘Tevil; l der Brinter mit der red hair; der
Brinter mit hair not shoost so red."
—"The visits paid last summer to the
breath of the haycock and the twitter of
the puree are being returned by the people
who come taexchange the monotony of the
faded fields for the brilliance of the pro
menades and the spectacle presented by
our opera and theatres." If any one can
"say more" to "tell us less,” weed like to
see a sample.
—A Market street jobber sent a dun
ning letter to an lowa man. The lowa
man sent the following reply by return of
mail: "You say you are holding my note
yet; that's all right—perfectly right.
Just keep holding on to it, and if you find
your hands slipping, spit on your hands
and grab for a fresh hold. Yours truly,
&c." The note is still held.
—Several young girls were amusing
themselves some thne ago with an electric
battery. Miss Fmma proposed taking
one of the poles and her friend Annie the
other, and instead of joining hands, kiss
each other. A scream from Annie caused
the young lady who was turning the
wheel to stop suddenly, when Emma ex
claimed that it `•felt just like a mous
tache." The point is, how did the young
lady know how a moustache feels?
Clothing.
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READING, PA.,
Have on band a line line of
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CASSIMERES,
VESTINGS,
BE AVERS,
CHINCHILLAS,
Together with a large line of
Gentlemen's Furnishing
GOODS.
Their establishment is the most complete in
all its departments of any, outside of I"ntladel
phia, in the State.
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dee 04 f
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GRAND OPENING OF THE
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is very large, and gotten up with great care,
and will be sold very low,
(READY-MADE DEPARTMENT on 24 Floor.)
We have a fine line of
GENTLEMEN'S FURNISHING GOODS
All our goods have been selected with care,
and purchased at the very lowest cash prices.
All we ask of you is to call and examine our
stock for yourself, and you will say truly the
half has not been told.
MYERS It RATHFON,
Southwest corner of Centre square,
Lancaster, Penn's
OctB-tf.]
Roue Purnihinsf Good.
Cabinet Ware.
JAS. F. RICKSECKER,
MANUFACTURER AND DEALER IN
re/Ai :31 II IfiniA
Windsor & Cane-seated Chairs,
AND
GENERAL UPHOLSTERER,
NO. 29 EAST KING STREET,
Nearly opposite the Vourt House, over Barris
Book Store,
LANCASTER, PA.
Orders and Repairing promptly attended to
[Novsl64m
Musical Instruments, &c.
W OODWARD'S
WHOLESALE AND KETAIL
MUSIC STORE,
NO. 22 WEST KING STREET
Pianos, Organs, Melodeons Piano and Melo
deon Stools and Covers, Violins, Guitars, Ban
jos, Tamborines,Accordeons, Conoertinis, Fifes,
Drums, ,Flutes, Flageolets, Harmonicos, Clap
pers Triangles, Strings of all kinds, Bow flair,
Tuning Forks, B
Pitch Pipes, Violin Bows, Cello
Bows, Violin nd Guitar Boxes, Music Port
folios, Instruction Books of all kinds, Sheet
Music, Music Books, and every description of
Musical Merchandise. All orders ailed prompt
ly at the usual Retail or Wholesale Prices, and
satisfaction guaranteed.
Wir-Tuning and repairing promptly attended
to. A. W. WOODWARD,
sepa4-Iy] No. 22 W. Ring-st., Lancaster.
T B. KEVINSKI,
J
DEALER IN
SHEET MUSIC, PIANOS, ORGANS,
MELODEONS,
And Musical Instruments Generally
Sole Agent for
STEINWAY ft SONS ,
WORLD RENOWNED PIANOS.
Also, Agent for
PRINCE & CO.'S ORGANS and MELODEONS
Sir Musi c sent by Mall Free of Postage
No. 8 NORTH PRINCE STREET,
Lancaster, Pa
GOOK AMOILL DOH
Rooft aw im
J. B. HBVINSHI SEIM MUSIC BHTOBB.
KLOS'YESBA, OBYELLA, MELODEONS, nn alto
aorta music Inebtrumentai
Der Kevinski is agent tor de bereemty Stein
wehr Pianos—Kloffeera, beast mar se of deitalf.
Der platz is
No. 3 NORD PRINCE STREET, LANCASTER.
N. R. For a first raty sooty (leg, odder an
Accordeon, odder a Tewcerrich-Pelf, odder en-
Web miners musical Inshtrument, Lies odder
gross, shtept yusht ni one RevinskPs, No. 3
Nord Prince Shtrose, Laucast 9 " [iffy2o-ly
Professional.
r t J. DICKEY,
v • ATTORNEY AT
Orrice: SOUTH QUEEN ST., second
low the "Fountain Inn," Lancaster, •
.41r:
——- - - P
JB. LIVINGSTON,
• ATTIQRNEY AT LAW.
OFFICE: No. 11 NORTURE ST. west Side,
north Of the Court House, Lancaster, Pa.
CHARLES DENUES,
ATTORNEY AT LAW.
OHM: No.B SOUTH OUICE STREET, Lan
caster. Pa.
JOHN B. GOOD
ATTORNEY AT LAW
OFFICE: N 0.58 EAST KING ST., Lanetieter, Pa
T W. JOHNSON,
T., • ATTORNEY AT LAW
Orrice: No 25 SOUTH QUEEN ST., LaneaA
ter, Pa.
11, P. ROSENMILLER, JR.
.1-•• ATTORNEY-AT-LAW.
OPPICE: No. 5 COURT AVENUE,
Entrance on West NW of the Court House,
LANCASTER, PA.
'All business entrusted to his care will bi•
promptly attended to. Llanl7-tt
A C. REINOEI - IL,
• ATTORNEY AT LAW.
()Evict: N 0.3 9OUTII DUKE ST., Lancaster
JOHN P. REA,
ATTORNEY AT LAW
OFFICE: With lion. O.J. DICKE v, N 0.21 SOUTH
QUEEN ST., Lancaster, Pa.
MARTIN RUTT,
ATTORNEY AT LAW.
OFFICE of the late Hon. THADDEUS STEVENS,
No. 28 South Queen St., Lancaster, Pa.
A mos 11. MYLIN_,
ATTORNEY AT LAW.
Omen: No. 8 SOUTH QUEEN ST., Lancaster
. K. RUTTER,
tp• ATTORNEY AT LAW.
OrricE: With General J. W. FTBIIIIII, Nowrfi
DUKE ST., Lancaster, Pa.
BF. BAER,
• ATTORNEY AT LAW.
OPPICIt: No. 19 NORTH DUKE Street, Lanese
ter Pa. Mee 18-1.17
Reading Advertisements.
MALTZBERGER
,
H• ATTORNEY AT LAW
No. 413 NORTH SIXTII ST., Reading, Pa.
JGEORGE SELTZER,
• ATTORNEY AND COUNSELLER
AT LAW.
No. 604 COURT STREET, (opposite the Court
House,) Reading, Pa.
Medical.
INVALIDS " lIYGEIAN HOME.'
N. It ADAMS, M. D., Physician-in-Chief.
Dr. Adams has studied and attended Medical
Lectures and Hospitals, both in New York and
Philadelphia, andbeen a successful practitioner
of the "Healing Art" for many years; ho i
therefore eminently qualified by Medical Edu
cation, Surgical skill, and great experience, fru
the position of Physician and Surgeon in It
large Health Institute. Invalids seeking healti
will find at our cure every facility for the re
covery of health. Pure, soft, spring water.
healthful diet, and excellent bathing facilitie.
combined with Swedish Movements, and a Ju
dicious application of Electricity, and all Na
tare's great curative Agents, regulated by a
skillful Physician, enables us to cure when a
cure is possible.
The Fall and Winter months are considered
best for treatment, especially in our mild and
genial climate.
SURGICAL OPERATIONS of all kinds performer
according to tl e latest and most approved
methods.
SkirOIISTISTRICAL eases and ell PRIVATE DI,-
ASER, RIA well aft Ilyspepsta, Rheumatism an. ,
Liver Complaint, are treatthl wiih sueonsql
For Circular, address the Proprietors, Brow. ,S; Middlekau IT, Wcrnersville, Berk Co., Pa.
Oct. 22-trj
PURIFY YOUR BLOOD!
LONDON
BLOOD PANACEA.
The Great Alterative and Blood Purifier
For the cure of SCROFULA or KING
vn, CUTANEOUS DISEASES, ERI
:PELAS, 801 L B PIMPLES, and
, LEITCHES on the FACE,SORK
:TES, YELLOW JAUNDICE, WHITE
;MILLINGS, MERCURIAL DI4
lABEB, GENERAL DEBILITY, PA I
orTATtos and FLUTTERING at LI,
IEART, CONSUMPTION, ASTHMA
3YPHILIS and SYPHILITIC AMC!
tIONII, BLADDER and KIDNEY Ills
lASEB, GRAVEL, DROPSY, DYSPEP
lIA,LI via COMPLA INT, SICK
EDIADAOIII, FEMALE COMPLAINTS•
ke. To the broken down female it
Elves life and energy by restoritw.
the lost powers of nature. Person',
II weakness and lassitude, by uv.
the PANACEA are soon r.
tored to perfect health, bloom and
rigor. Try it.
Price $l.OO Per Bottle.
S. A. FOUTZ,
Manufacturer and Proprietor.
UALTIMOItE,
Por sate by druggists and storekeepers, throughout
the United States.
For sale by
ALFRED A. HURLEY,
Druggiet
WEST KING STREET,
oct22-131 LANUASTER, PA.
Photographs, ttc.
GOLDEN GIFTS.
Parents to Families,
Father to houghleP,
Ilfother to &?,
GENTLEMEN TO i-4.1.11E5.
When the light has left the house, memorm
such as these compound their interest.
GILL'S SUPERB PHOTO.
Miniature or Opal Pictures, admitted to be
the best ia,the city and no superior in the State
Constantly increasing demand and great expe
rience in this style of miniature give us greater
facilities and better results than any establish
ment outside of large cities.
STEREOGRAPHS OF ROME VIEWS for the
Centre Table. Also, prismatic instruments.
Large Colored Wbrk by some of the best Ar
tists in Philadelphia and elsewhere in the high,
est style of the art. India Ink, Pastille, Crayon
and colors, at
GILL'.i CITY GALLERY'
ian 1-Iyr) No, 20 East King-st.
Coal, Lumber, &c.
B. B. MARTIN,
Manufacturer and Wholesale
LUMBER DEALER,
COLUMBIA, LANCASTER CO., PA
WHITE PINE, HEMLOCK, POPLAR,
ASH, WALNUT, FLOORING, SIDING,
WEATHER BOARDS, PICKET',
LATH, BOX BOARDS, /Lc.
MILL AT LOCK HAVEN,
CLINTON COUNTY, PA.
111hr/494y
EHLER, BRENEMAN & C 0..,
WHOLESALE AND RETAIL
DEALKRS IN
COAL, OF THE BEST QUALITY
YARD—CUR. WATER ST. AND PA. IL E.
OFFICE—NO. 2 EAST ORANGE ST.,
LANCASTER PA. [dee 18-1)
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