4'tnnombaniocit geitoch.
BREEF FUN SCHWEFFLEBRENNER.
SCHLWFLETOWN, Jan. 11t, 1869.
MISTER. FODDER ABRAHAM:
Doh bin ich widder der heam bei der
Bevvy. Des Lobby bisness dort in -liar
risborriek is an humbuck, un ich will nix
mit tsu du hawa. Ich bin ous em sock—
g'shtrapt uu ous g'shpcelt. We ich nuf
bin wahra de prospeekts ivver ous goot,
for grawd om tershta dog huts ous ge
guckt dos wenn ich an sheaner pile macha
kent ous der Drtsherers leckshun.
ich bet aw goot gedu warms onnershter
gonga weer, un providing se hetta mer aw
an gooter divvy botza,hlt7. De fact is, ich
war of der letza side fum question.
For instate, ich bin grawd nei gonga for
der Macky, veil's mer fore kumma is des
in seller direction hots de greenbax merit.
Ich hob der cholly Jack g'froked ebe all
right is, un ter hut mer so an koryoser
wink gevva un g'sawt " uf course is os all
right," un "Pit, shtick tsum Macky—ich
sog's—es is all right" Becht er, un donn
noch amohl so an side wink mit earn awn.
De langwitch fun sellam wink war merit
--shtamps--subshtanshel arguments.
Awer uf course, mer sin nei gonga uf de
kontinshensy fum Macky sei leckshun.
Der Jack hut behawpt es sei a det sure
ding. So an kl, _ner ding wu se Kway
heasa hut mer g'sawt es sei all up mit
denna Erwinsleit weil se kea substanshel
ler backing hen—greenbacking hut er
gerneant, uf course. Ich bin aw be
kannt warra mit earn Barrickner wu
de Ilarrisborricker Tseiting rouse gebt,
un we ich earn g'sawt hob dos ich
der Pit Schwefflebrenner bin, un uf
bisness ous bin, un for Macky gea, donn '
war er awcr about goot gepleest. Er is
an orrick blesseerlicher monn, un so feel
ich hob kenna ous firma, is or an ormer
monn, un ivver ous pottriuttish; er hut
shun orrick long gedcent ols Poshtmeash
ter; hut de Letcluslatiff Record gedruckt,
for yohra long; furnish'd bobbeer, un din
da, un feddera, un led pencils, un °fierier'
shteashenerry for de Semly un gebts on
first cost well's for der Shtate is. Un
now. es dut mer Red's tsu sawya se wella
earn nix mea gevva ten ferdeena mit em
Bccord, un sell is an attend, for so leit set
-me" AnnephillizakaOirikarg, morit4lll-ilieb_l4'
was er shun olles On hut for de piny 1
is mers fore kumma ich het de Watt '
sea kenna ivver sei bocka nunnor lawfa,
un donn sin mer de awya aw wasserich
warra un ich hob mei ruck teipple o:lum
ina for se ob tau butza weil ich keashnub
duch bei mer g'hot hob.
Awer, mei greasy miefortshun war de
leckshun for Dresherer. Om tswelf uhr
hen se awfonga vote un hohla mich der
Kitzelderfer selwer wan se net der Erwin
nei 'leckt hen. Der Kway het g'sawt se
sin now uf gebust ; der Barrickner hearts
unconshtitooshenal, under cholly Jack
hut met tau fershtea gevva dos misfortshin
ne net single handed kummt. Er hut mer
g'sawt er goat heam ; dos der ring ous
g'shpeelt un uf geburst is ; dos nix &ea
ten du is in Harrisborrick bis der negsht
winter. Donn hob ich can g'froked eb
unser cans nix grickt for der Macky sup
porta—dos mer net offorda kennt doh
huvva rum sei for nix. Awer er hut
g'sawt dos de prospeckts orrick poorly
sin, for we g'sawt, Becht er, misfortshin
kummt na net single handed. Don hob
ich amohl noch g 7 froked for der Macky,
awer ar war gor net tsu firma. Donn
hob ich amohl der George uf g'aucht, un
hoh en aw g'funna. lEr but mich yusht
ous g'lacht. Secht er, forwas warsht donn
so dumm un husht dich net uf de shtor
rick side g'shofft ? Er hut mer explain'd
dos shun fora woch het er g'seana dos de
kt - erls im sin hetta der Macky ten beeta,
un donn weer ter aw grawd ins Erwin boat
nei, un wanns aw nix in cash betzahlt
kenna se cam loch net noch sawya dos er
om kleana end rouse kumma is. "Pit"
Becht cr, "du musht noch kerne, eb du
ebbas im lobby du konnsht. An onnere
naohl km= du tsu meer, Becht er, for ich
du dich uf de recht shpoor.
Awer ich konn der net olles sawya, for
ich bin disgust mit Harrisborrick, for ich
hob noch tswea dahler un a ftertle lehna
missa for beam tau kumma. Un es is mer
forked. Doh bin ich, we g'sawt, entirely
g'shtrapt. Mei eantsiche hoffning is geld
ten macha mit a gift enterprise. Ich hob
Neian confidensheller breef grickt fun
Nei Yorrick mit an offer for in so an bis
nesse nei ten gea, un fcrleicht du ich aw.
Ich will noch a pear dog drivver consid
era. Mit Harrisborrick bin ich any how
diskust.
De Bevvy meant aw ich weer beefier
derheam geblivva.
FIT SCSWEFFLEBRENNER.
Tnu amount subscribed to the Stanton
relief fund in New York city is about fifty
thousand dollars. Collector Grinnell's list
contains the names of twenty-three gentle
men who have given one thousand dollars
each, and several who have subscribed five
hundred dollars a piece. A. T. Ste Wart's
list is not quite so heavy. In Boston six
teen thousand dollars have been raised,
and in Philadelphia twenty thousand
dollars, making a total in these three cities
of about eighty-six thousand dollars. The
remaining fourteen thousand dollars will
undoubtedly be made up in the West.
GEN. BUTLER says the Emancipation
Proclamation of President Lincoln at once
supplemented and complemented the Dec
laration of Independence; that it "may
fitly be termed the executive act of freedom
to all mankind, of which the Declaration
of )76 was only the legislative announce
ment. It required both to make all meg
free; the first did so in 'theory, the lattet
in fact."
Lathe v 1:x Itattfls Chip.
Ilitoon-CORN is worth 3QO a ton in
Tennessee.
GOVERNOR In •i i EE, of Utah, died on
Saturday, 15th, of pneumonia.
AN extensive coal field has lx;en dis
covered in Northern California.
ILARTFoun, CONN., put up i 2,000,000
worth of new buildings last year.
THE town of La Porte, California, was
nearly destroyed by fire last week.
Alissouni, Ohio and Kansas hive lately
ratified the Fifteenth Amendment.
THE Governor of Louisiana has signed
the bill repealing the gambling law.
A WOMAN in Buffalo spoiled her hus
band's neck-tie by banging herself with it.
J. Wilson Shaffer, of Illinois, has been
confirmed as Governor of Utah.
THERE will be twenty'-eight State I.egis
latures and Conventions in session during
this month.
COL. W. W. DAVIS, of the Doylestown
Democrat, is writing a history of Bucks
county.
TIIE Bev. Dr. Cuyler says that many
of the New York city churches "are dying
of dignity."
HORATIO SEYMOUR has been re-elected
President of the America Dairymen's
Association.
DELANO decides concealing whisky to
be a crime. What a cargo of criminals
we have among us.
PORTLAND, ME., has fifty doctors and
seventy-five lawyers, and yet remains
healthy and orderly.
IN the Massachusetts Rouse of Repre
sentatives a bill was introduced to repeal
the prohibitory liquor law.
EXCURSIONS to Egypt, the Suez Canal,
and Palestine, in forty days, are advertised
in England, or 100 guineas.
IT is rumored that Cyrus W. Field and
Wm. Orton are about to purchase the
French cable for $1,000,000 in gold.
A FIRE last week in Cheyenne, Wyom
ing Territory, destroyed two entire blocks,
causing a loss of $300,000 to $500,000.
GEN. J. M. Sr. Joan, formerly Engi
neer-in-Chief of the rebel government, has
been elected City Engineer of Louisville.
IT is reported that the Western Union
Telegraph Company will shortly control
the French as it does the English cables.
NEW counterfeit fifty cent notes of the
last series, of very superior execution, are
afloat. The paper is inferior to that of
the genuine.
THE Russian Government is talking of
building a railroad through Siberia to
China. Its length in Asia will be one
thousand miles.
Tine Dr. Paul Schoeppe case was not
heard by the Supreme Court on Monday,
but win be heard on the first Monday of
February, the 7th.
BLIND Tom has got the legal appella
tion of Thomas Green Bethune, a Southern
i
legislature haviii allowed him to assume
ita rumeie of old cpwruor. ,
Sogiii Thiktde hia and New J e rsey
capitalists are agitating the project of a
new air line Railroad from Philadelphia
to New York, with a running schedule of
two hours.
MR. SPOFFORD, the Congressional li
brarian , is said to be a walking encyclopedia,
and that when any of the distinguished re
presentatives desire information on any
subject, they "ask Spofford.) ,
IT is reported that John Bright is build
ing cotton mills in America, and that
Whitworth, the great English machinist,
has already an establishment on this
side of the water manufacturing cotton
machinery.
Mn. GREELEY's salary as editor of the
Tribune has been raised to $1.0,000 per
annum. At the annual meeting of the
stockholders 850,000 were divided, of
which the late A. D. Richardson is credi
ted with $8,150.
COMMISSIONER DELANO has instructed
the Supervisors in the distillery districts
throughout the country to change the
Gaugers in their districts once in every
three or four weeks, in order to have the
law properly enforced.
AT a meeting in St. Louis recently, to
consider the subject of the removal of the
national capital, committees were ap
pointed to correspond with the Governors
of the several States and members of Leg
islatures, in the interest of the project.
THE Treasury Department will put
fives, twenties and fifties of the new series
of legal tender notes into circulation in
about ten days. They are handsome bills,
made of Government bank note paper, and
of much brighter appearance on the' face
than the new ones and twos in circulation.
BREVET MAJOR GENERAL JOSEPH A.
MowER, commanding Department of
Louisiana, died on Thursday night of last
week of congestion of the Lungs. Gen.
Mower was a native of Connecticut, and
an officer of great distinction. He was
with General Sherman on, his march to
the sea.
Tait Carthaginians are said to have
been the first who paved their streets with
stones. The Romans in the time of Augus
tus had pavements in many of their
streets; but the Appin Way was a paved
road, and was constructed 312 B. C. In
England there were few paved streets be
fore Henry the Seventh's reign. London
was first paved about the year 1533.
OF the eighty thousand Chinese on the
Pacific coast, about one thousand are un
der Sunday school instruction. Others
are employed in families. The desire to
learn gives hope of an extended effort to
teach them. 'To labor among this class a
capable Chinese missionary has been em
ployed, and publications in the Chinese
language are supplied for the institution.
Tnn Pennsylvania Central R. R. is not
only doing an immense freight and passen
ger business, but every recurring year
shows a gratifying increase in the amount
of freight and number of passengers car
ried. In 1868, 240,487 loaded and 149,085
empty freight cars passed over the Middle
Division (of which Colonel S. A. Binh is
Superintendent), making a total of 389,572.
In 1869, 272,221 loaded and 161,892 empty
freight cars were shipped over the same
division, showing an increase in favor of
1869 of 54,541. The number of passenger
cars passing over it in 1868 was 40,337,
and in 1869, 44,974—increase 4,637.
GENERAL- WILLIAM W. IRWIN,
/doted.
YAUNG MEN.
An exchange truly says: " Thousands
of young men are to-day driftinf helpless
lessly about on the ocean of life, vainly
hoping that ere long some flivorible breeze
will spring up and drive their vessels into
some safe harbor. Where thati safe har
bor is they have no idea; because they
have no definite object in view. They
have never decided upon any course of
life, but permit their actions to he shaped
and moulded by the eircumstanees of the
hour. Is it any wonder that disasters
follow each other in quick succession?
More men are ruined through indecision
than from a wrong decision. Few men
will deliberately lay out and pursue a
plan of life that will ultimately 'work their
ruin. Most young men of the - present
day enter the great battle of lift without
any well defined system of warfare, and
consequently spend their best days in
airmless pursuits. Indecision is the
bane of our existence. Could we look into
the world of spirits we would find but few
souls in the dark regions of woe that had
resolved to reach that goal; warly all
who are there, and those who are hasten
ing there, are in their present c.)ndition
simply because they never decided whither
they would g o, and their indeciAion has
been their ruin.
A WONDERFUL ECHO.
Above where the county town o M—
is fittotteci, fthei South . F f the
A.Mermn River; Bettis dta
dr
nia, is a cave noted for its r arkable
echo, taking up voices and sotto and re
peating them several times over. It was
noted around the country, and was visit
ed by many of the curious of tho then new
Golden State. The following is liberally
true:
A would-be dandy, in company with a
lady, went to pay a visit to the wonderful
Echo Cave. When they were near enough
for their voices to reach the cave they
halted. "Now hollow to it," said the lady.
"Hello-o!" called out the gentleman in
a very loud voice.
Now to the right of the cave, and near
it, sat a tired miner engaged in the lauda
ble act of eating his dinner. Supposing
that he was the person called to by the
gentleman, he responded,
"Hello."
"It has answered you,"
" said the lady,
"Now,
hollow again to it anchask it what
it is doing."
"Hello-o, what are you doing there?"
The answer came back dor and deci
sive,
"None of your blamed btsiness, you
old corkscrew. "
The lady turned with wonder in her
eyes to the gentleman, saying,
"Indeed, this is a very wonderful echo."
"Let us return, it appears to be out of
humor this time," said the gentleman,
and they returued to M— in perfect
ignorance of the cause of the singular re
sponse.
PORTRAIT OF A VILLAGE LOAFER :
The Litchfield (Conn.)
i Seating/ thus pho
tographs one of the institutions of that
town:
I
"There is a man in this 'wn who sets
himself up as the censor of üblic morals,
and who publishes and indemns the
shortcomings of his fellow-sren. He is as
l i st
sanctimonious as if he sifallowed a
conference meeting. Five red of the
old, genuine, original, ell Phari
sees boiled down to a fpint, would
make a weak decoction len compared
with this individual. He O iMpregnant
with the odor of sanction liat one could
scrape it off his clothes a clam - shell.
Yet this man is the most reterate loafer
in the whole town—an julpitive, pry
ing, meddlesome, impude ntilsancif, an
intolerable gossip *tad b yboay. If he
sees two or more gentle en talking to
gether, he walks up and staipilito their
conversation. He has , ‘ahebk , of a
t
cast-iron Indian. He is pable of inter,
rupting the benediction a wedding, to
ask the bridegroom what ehe expects to
pay the clergyman. We - not going to
tell who this man is ; if we should do so,
some life insurance company would .gob
ble him for a peripatetic agent, and we
have too much philanthnpy to do any
thing that might increase his opportunity
to make his fellow-men takerable, or to
commit the sin of cursing te
1 *
THE Plymouth Church voted Thursday
night to increase the salary obitAj pastor,
Rev. Henry Ward Beecher, . to 110,000 a
year. In the course of a eliscussion among
the leading members the idea was thrown
out that this increase `spade con
sideration of Beecher's ulvaneing Yara
and circumstances; that ,t U ' Wend=
ere long to retire from pa ' mem
ber
_hoped that next year Kir ould
be fixed at $25,000. Mr, Bee_ cher re
fused to receive more tluutigl2, o oo a year.
State Treasurer of Pennsylvania ilk&
THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE.
Mine Cot! mine Cot! vot language dat!
I can not English spraken;
For shust so sure I speak him right,
So sure I bees mistaken.
For when I says I wants my beer,
I mean that lager tizen;
Bter means dem tinge dat folks ride on
Ven dey go dead as blizen.
Dey say dey "raise" a building,
Den "raze" it down so cline;
" Rays" mean dem ting the sun frows out
Ven it gets up to shine.
"Meat" means dem ting dat's coot to eat;
"Meat" also means ting proper;
'Tis only "mete" to measure dese tinge
Ten steampoata " mete" the stopper.
Shoat the same word means every ting;
It makes no business whether
You spell him die or t'other way—
Von sounds almost like t'other.
Mine Cot! mine Cot! so sure I " knows,"
I can not English spraken;
For ven I " nose" I speak him right,
Py tam! I gits mistaken.
—Why are troubles like babies? Because
they grow bigger by careful nursing.
—A drunken man who had slipped
down thought it singular that water al
ways freezes with the slippery side up.
—" None but the brave deserve the
fair's—and none but the brave can live
with some of them.
—Absconding is now described by a
Kentucky paper as a " time-honored way
of getting out of debt."
6 is saidtbsti Job we ;Aro rried '0 a
devil—from which we infer that he edited
a newspaper. Editors can sympathize
with Job.
—A notice of a recent steamboat ex
plosion ends as follows: "The captain
swam ashore. So did the chambermaid.
She was insured for 15,000, and loaded
with iron."
—" Get out of the way, boy! get out of
the way:" said a gentleman on horseback
to a boy in the road. "My horse don't
like donkeys," " Doan't he?" said the
boy. " Then why doan't he kick you off? "
—A man lately made application for in
surance on a building situated in a village
where there was no fire engine. He was
asked, " What are the facilities in your
village for extinguishing a fire?" "Well,
it rains sometimes," he replied, with great
simplicity.
—An Irishman, with a heavy bundle on
his shoulder, riding on the front of a horse
car, was asked why he did not set his
bundle on the platform. He replied : "Be
Jabers, the horses have enough to drag
me. I'll carry the bundle."
—" Papa," said Mr. Brown's youngest
son the other day, " can I go to the cir
cus?" "No, my boy," affectionately re
plied Mr. Brown; "but if you are a good
boy, I will take you to see you grand
mother's grave this aUrnoon."
—An irreverent rascal publishes the
following atrocious conundrum: " What
is the diffeuaasolistween a maiden of six
teen and a maiden of sixty? One is care
less and happy, and the other is hairless
and cappy.
—" So you are going to keep house,
are you?" said an elderly lady to a blush
ing bride. " Yes," was the reply. "Going
to have a girl, suppose ?" The newly
made wile colored, and then quietly re
sponded that she "really didn't know
whether it would be a girl or a boy."
—They have a good joke on a rising
young lawyer of Troy. His eloquence
had cleared a man charged with b ollering
counterfeit money, and the grateful man
gave him fifty dollars for his services. He
tried to use some of the moneer the
fellow left the town, and foundlbat every
dollar of it was counterfeit!
—Rivalry in trade is shown in the case
of two sausage dealers in Paris, with
shops adjoining, one of whom has painted
on his glass window, over a pyramid of
sausages: "At ten cents a poupd-f•-to
pay more is to be robbed:" while the Other
puts his sausages into an obelisk, and
paints above it: 'At twelve cents a pound
—to pay less is to be poisoned."
—A chap out in Michigan wanting a
wife, not as an "ornament of society,"
but as a useful member thereof, thus
advertised: " Any gal wLat's got a bed,
a coif** pot, a skillet, and knows how to
cut out britches, can make a hunting
shirt, and knows how to take care of
young uns, ken have my services till
death parts on us."
—" 0 dear, I have lost my breakfast,"
groaned a sea-sick man leaning dyer the
rail during a recent fishing excursion in
Boston Harbor. •" Well, war mif it?"
said his neighbor, thickly, who was also
contemplating the briny deep. " Wor of
it I you needn't make suth a futh about
it, I've lost my meanth of satin break
fidth; my whole set of—of half teat have
gone oferkard.ll
Our gittit Nato.
Clothing.
BUCH & BROTHER,
MERCHANT
TAILORS,
531 PENN STREET,
READINO,
Have on hand a fine line of
CLOTHS,
CASSIMEREs,
VESTINGS,
BEAVERS,
CHINCHILLAS,
Together with a large line of
Gentlemen's Furnishing
GOODS.
Their establishment is the most complete in
all its departments of any, outside of Pldladel
phia, in the State.
1117CII BROTHER
decio tf
ME=
GOOD NEWS FOR THE PEOPLE!
GRAND OPENING OF THE
SEASON!
The subscribers have Just returned from the
Eastern Markets with the largest
and best assortment of
OVER AND DRESS COATINGS,
All colors and all grades; Cassimeres In great
variety—alt the latest and best styles in the
market, suitable to all tastes, and the prices
within the reach of every one. All of which
we are prepared to make up in the best style,
and at the shortest notice, and at the Lowest
Cash Prices. Our stock of
MEN'S, YOUTH'S AND BOY'S READY
MADE CLOTHING,
is very large, and gotten up with great care,
and will be sold very low,
(READY-MADE DEPARTMENT on 2d Floor.)
We have a tine line of
GENTLEMEN'S FURNISHING GOODS.
All our goods have been selected with care,
and purchased at the very lowest cashprices.
All we ask of you is to call and examine our
stock for yourself, and you will say truly the
half has not been told.
MYERS & BATITFON,
Southwest corner of Centre square
Lancaster, Penn?a.
OctB-tt]
House Furnishing Goods,
Cie tin Agency.
JAMES BLACK,
ATTORNEY AT LAW,
OM
MLLITAILY AND NAVAL CLAIM AGENT,
No. 56 East• King-st., Lancaster, Pa.
Being duly licensed as a Claim Agent, and
having a large experience, prompt attention
will be given to the following classes of claims:
BOUNTY and PAY due discharged Soldiers and
Sailors.
BOUNTY (additional) to Soldiers who enlisted
for not less than 2 or 3 years, or were honora
bly discharged for wounds received.
BOUNTY (additional) to Widows, Children, or
Parents of SoMisrs who died from wounds re-
calved or disease contracted in said service.
PENSIONS for invalid Soldiers and Sailors, or
to their widows or children.
PENSIONS for fathers and mothers, brothers or
sisters of deceased soldiers, upon whom they
were dependent.
PENSIONS and GRATITITIZE for Soldiers or
their Widows from Pennsylvania, in the War
of 11112.
PAY due Teamsters. Artificers and Civil em
ployees of the Goltirninent.
PAY due for horse.; lost in the United States
service.
CHARGES.—Fees listillipd moderate, and in
no case will charges de until the money
is collected. [dee 25.1yre
.drusioat Instruments, &c.
WOODWARD'S
WHOLESALE AND RETAIL
MUSIC STORE,
NO. 211 WEST KING STREET.
Piano', Organs, Melodeons, Plane and Melo.
deon Stools and C over' , Violins, Guitars, Eau-
Ice, Tamborines, hnoordeons, Concertinis, Fifes,
V lo
Drums, dilutes, Meg Marmoninos, Clap
pers, Triangles, Stria 11 kinds, E' Hair
Tuning Folks 'Pitch Violin Bowe, Ce
Bows, Violin 'and 0 sea, Music Port
folios,
folios, Instruction Ara of all kinds, Sheet
'Mcsi Books, and every dessription of
Musicaerhandise. All orders tillislprompt
ly at the usual Retail or WholsealeTriers, and
satisfaction raarenteed.
AGY•Toning and repairing prom_ ptlyattended
to. A. _W. WOODWARD,
sep24-Iyl No. Sit W. King-st, Lancaster.
Tl 3. KEVINSKI,
to •
DRALER. IN
SHEET MUSIC, PIANOS, ORGANS,
• MELODEONS,
And Maim/ Instruments Generally.
Solo Agent for
STEINWAY it SONS'
WORLD RENOWNED PIANOS..
Alan Agent- for
PRINCE & CO.'S OBUANS and MELODEONS.
...Music sent by Mail Free of Postage.
No. 8 NORTH PRINCE STREET,
Lancaster, Pa.
GOOK AMOTIL DOH !
Rooft aft im
J. B. ICEVINSHI SEIM'MUSIC EIHTORE.
ILLossimuy OnrsztA, llstorisess, un elle
sorts muds Inshtrunteniet
Der Herinskl is ageet for de bereemty Stein.
wehr Planos—Hioffeera beast um se uf deitsk.
Der plats is
No. $ NORD PRINCE kTREET, LANCASTER.
N. B. For a first rats gooty Ge o yf id odder an
Acoordeen, odder a Tswitrrich
Web annex's musical Inibtrument, ea odder
graph adept ynskt si ons Revinskrs, No.
Nord Prilw iihtrose, Lusicartiok (nolltly
n J. DICKEY,
•ATTORNEY AT LAW
•
OFFICZ: SOUTH QUEEN ST.,secontl bouseb.
low the "Fountain Inn, ,, Lancaster, Pa.
JB. LIVINGSTON,
• ATTORNEY AT LAW.
OPFICE: No. 11 NORTH DUKE ST., west si,le,
north of the Court House, Lancaster, Pa.
CHARLES DENUES,
ATTORNEY AT LAW.
OPIPTCX: N 0.3 SOUTH DUKE STREET, Lan
caster, Pa.
•
JOHN B. GOOD
ATTORNEY AT LAW.
Ur_
OFFICE: N 0.56 EAST KINt. ST., Lancaster; P
j W. JOHNSON,
ur
• ATTOWNEY AT LAW.
Opptee: No '25 SOUTH (WHEN ST., Lapea
ter, Pa.
n P. ROSENMILLER,
• ATTORNEY AT LAW.
OFFICE: With A. If ERE SMITE Efig., Sol/at
Queen St., opposite the office of "Father Abra
ham," Lancaster, t'a.
A C. REINOEHL,
• ATTORNEY AT LAW
OusicE: N 0.3 SOUTH DUKE ST., Luncaster
JOHN P. REA,_
ATTORNEY AT LAW
Otoricx: With lion. O.J. biennr, N 0.21 SOUTH
QUEEN ST., Lancaster, nr.
MARTIN RUTT,
ATTORNEY AT LAW.
JACOB RATIIVON
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OFFICE Of the late Hon. THADDEVS STEVEN.,
No. 28 South Queen St., Lancaster, Pa.
. 4 i i.. 110S 11. MYLIN,
ATTORNEY AT LAW.
Orrica: No. 8 SOUTH QUEEN ST., Lancaster.
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1" K. RUTTEK,
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U. ATTORNEY AT LAW.
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OFFICE: With Genera) J. W. Timm, NORTH
DUKE BT., Laneaater, Pa.
BF. BAER,
• ATTORNEY AT LAW
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OFFICE: No. 19 NORTH DUKE Street, 7anea.o
ter Pa. Ldee 18-Is7
Reading Advertisements.
TT MALTZBERGER,
ATTORNEY AT LAW
No. 48 NORTH SIXTH ST., Reading, Pa
GEORGE SELTZER
,
J• ATTORNEY AND COUNSELLER
AT LAW.
No. 604 COURT STREET, (opposite the C.out
house,) Beading, Pa.
INVALIDS " HYGEIAN HOME.,,
N. It. ADAMS, M. D., Physician-in-Chief.
Dr. Adams has studied and attended Medical
Lectures and Hospitals, both in New York ani -
Philadelphia and been a successful practitioner
of the "Healing Art" for many years; he is
therefore eminently qualified by Id odical Edu.
cation, Surgical skill, and great experience for
the position of Physician and Surgeon in a
large Health Institute. Invalids seeking healtl ,
will find at our curo every facility for the re
covery of health. Pure, soft, spring water,
healthful diet, and excellent bathing facilities
combined with Swedish Movements, and a ju
dicious application of Electricity, and all Na
ture's great curative Agents, regulated by a
skillful Physician, enables 115 to cure when a
cure is possible.
The tall and Winter months are considere.'
best for treatment, especially in our mild and
genial climate.
SURGICAL OP KRATIONS of all kinds performed
according to the latest and most approved
methods.
WOBSTETRICAL oaBoB and all PRIVATE Dr 4
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Liver Complaint, are treated with success.
For Circular, address the Proprietors, Brows
Middlekaul; Wernersville, Berk Co., Pa.
Oct. 22-ti]
DR SAGE'S
c CA TA R R 4
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make men live forever and leave death to play
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and we do not wonder that you bare by thtt
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vast cure Use worst cases of Catarrh, I only
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OM REWARD for a case of Catarrh that I cannot
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PIERCE, M. D.
octiiii4m] Buffalo.:N. Y
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Parents to Amities,
When the light bas left the hone; menaoria
such as these eenzgound their interest.
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WHIM* and better results than any establish
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ISTEREOGRAPHS OF HOME VIEWS for the
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