veßntiovanigh peito6.
BRIM FUM SCHWEFFLEBRENNER.
SCULIFFLETowN, I)ec•. 1:;t, 1569
.7.416TER FODDER. ABRAHAM
t hn letslita Sontslalog owet lien mer a
:a:cling g'hot doh im shteddle un hen cans
:iutt dentin Littcrlichy lnshtitoots organiz
ed. leh bin nei gonga derfore, %veil so an
Inslaitoot a guot ding tva,r !Or practissa
_u der leckter bisness. Do Bevvy, du
weasht. hut yetz aW ear t. kup ful fan der
luckier hisuess, aver sell wutuman's rites
nit mich net recht. Anyhow, ich bin
noch net guns ready tOr all mei cayene
rites tstt surrendcra tsu de welbsleit, un
wann', net wier dos de Bevvy orrick pop
4lar i , . un kent a ordlich gooter pilegreen-
Wax macha on seller bisness, donn deat
ich's gur net slitanda dos se sich ob gebt
mit seller woman's rites society.
Awer, ich mus der do perceedings gevva
k
fun it er,lnshtitoot meeting. Mer sin im
meia • la-shteanich brick shool house
:somm kumma, under G'shwire Law
buck; hen se President g'leckt, under Joe
Muckailiggle Seckrittery, un ich bin der
Dresherer.
Der G'shwire lint an speech glmacht we
er sci sitz g'numma hut int shool meash
ter seim shtool dort hinnich cm desk, un
tier Seckrittery hut de perceedings in so a
klea
• nei ob g'shrivva. D'no hut
tier Bill SensawcUer proposed dos mer a
übject, of nemma setts, for debeata un hut
a motion g'macht dos mer setta amohl de
roke, doh of nemma:
•`li'trr warder greasht molly, der Krist
tl, Kulltunbus oder der General Jackson?"
Der Mucka!lig& hut awer g'meant
-e.ler subject war nix mert, fun weaya
weil do leit in unscr nochbcrshaft gor nix
wissa funi Kullumbus, un weil er cans fun
derma Fedderalishta war wu geayals loud
~ !'froelita hut sellaraohls we de Anglender
lialdimere g , numma hen, deata se aw nix
uin can gevva.
Der Scnawetzer but demi a moshen
;In:it:lit dos mer debeata set well dos de
:nutter is, es kinkle wu's oy lent odder
-ell wu ts ous breet ?
hut de keerls all g'soot, under
:Vshwire hut g'oawt se mista now deseida
Aclly uf der 'fermata!' side shpeetcha
wetta, un donn kennta se ahead gea mit
cm debeata. Sell 'Cartuatill:AUl Witelia . Off
sett se awer net fershtea kenna, un ich aw
;let. I)er li'sitwire huts dorm expjitin:4l..
dos.Ce !irtuatjr4l4l67 - 0. - hrerrwu wit
urknleibtlin4t uu leagt's oy, for Sell,
Cr, do Ifareastfif side—an posititly
At—yoss fir weil koa, oy tsu seana is so
long dos es nosh net nu nesht is, un
wann's hinkle donn uf shteat un week
.awft uu gockst, sell is kea neckatitr, awer
Au 'farmtilf act. Un donn hut er's aw
explain'd uf der neckatiff side. An oy,
odder a sous nesht foil oyer ous tsu breea,
-echt er, is a neckatiff g'sheft, weils gor
':ea shollitS braucht, awer yusht shtill
belciva bis des tnea, operashun
:crticli is, un donu huts yung hinkelly
nix tsu du dos yusht ous der shawl rouse
:su shluppa. Sell, Becht er, is neckatiti,
in durum setta all de wu uf der kluck
cara side sin, de neckatiff pussisheu nem
ma. Uf course, tiler hens aw all fersh
:ouni, awer der Sam Solaklupper hut
proposed tiler set nix tsu du hawa fun
- veaya denna neckatiffis, un 'farmatiffs,
.twcr yusht nei gea for debeata fun weaya
.ier oyer un mutter question, un mer
wara's aw all agreed. lch under Muck
atliggle hen donn de 'farmatitlside g'num
ma, un sell mehnt dos es hinkle wu's oy
'east de mutter is, uu der Sensawetzer un
der Solaklupper hen de neckatiti side
.I'numma, so dos do kluck wu's oy ous
breet de mutter is. D'no huts debeata
amohl aw-g'fonga, uu ich konn der sawya,
es war about Intresting. Der Mucka
diggle hut behawpt uf course, dos es hin
kle wu's oy leagt vver de real mutter, un
de kluck wus ous breet sci yusht so a sort
fun a silted' tummy. Der Solaklupper
hut awer contend doe wanns net for de
kluck weer donn cleats oy sci dog un des
'caws ne kea hinkelly macha, awer es
deat ferfaula un weer for gor nix tau usa,
except for picka um oashter Mondog. Der
Sensawetzer hat aw gons greiselheftich
~, ,,s peeelit in favor fun der kluck-mommy.
Tsuletsht awer bin ich amohl draw ons
debeata. Ich hob mei shpeetch kortz
awer ich bin uf amohl on der
point kumma. Uf course, ich hob cam
all eara points g'anserd, un donn hob ich
t:ana amohl au sookdolletcher gevva.
Now suppose," sog ich, "es oy wter
gor kea kinkle oy, awer an ends oy, un
suppose mer deat sell oy nemma uns in a
hinkle nesht du un deat de hinkle kluck
druf bucks, uns ous breea lussa, un sup
pose wann amohl de shawl uf crackt un
onshtatt dos a yungs beebelly rouse shlup-
N, so an dicker breeder enda shnav
yell deat rouse kumma, we denksht dos
Belly kluck feels deat? Wier sell now do
mommy—an hinkle de mommy fun a
yungy end, mit'a broader shnavvell,
hready fees un shtump-tail shwantz? No
sirree, sogich. Wann amohl an olty ku
de mommy sci konn fun ma long-ohricha
easle, donn will ich admitta dos an hinkle
de mommy sel konn fun a yungy end."
Sell hut se awer gleteht. Uf course, se
'tens uf do 'fitrmatiff side ei gevva, for mei
argameut war de besht, un ich bin now aw
tr'satistied dos ich about so soot leektera
_ionn dos der negsht monn.
in hob nech nix glued fun der Nei
Vorrieker leckter committe sider MI on se
shrivva hob, awer wann ich fun eana
fuer will ielt eich's wisss lussa. De Bevvy
!!,*stilid alleweil, under A b'y aw.
SC/iIVEFFLEBRENNER
A YOUNG wife of seventeen, in Chicago,
has got a divorce. She married a fellow
who said he had $200,000 when he hadn't
cenr. Besides that, he pinched her.
AN OLD MAID'S VIEWS.
Some one Who avows herseAr tut old
maid take , a very elieei k i an,l satisfacto
ry viow 1d h v r social :.itu.ttion in the Troy
Iler views gill of interest to
DEB 39
It alwav,: a,t(ali:,lii.:, m %%lull I take a
realizin e ,mam sense of the tact that I an
old maid ! Why, you'll scarcely believe
it when I confess that I once had lovers
by the legion, and offers were as numer
ous as flirtations are now-a-d tys. I was
always in love. 1 don't remember the
time when I had not some William or
Frank to dream about and write love let
ters 10; and as I donned r:y long dresses
some handsome Charles Augustus was
sure to keep my thoughts employed until
another with greater fascinations super
seded him. You need not imagine I re
gret them now. No, indeed ! My life is
a pleasant one. No one annoys me. No
husband flirts with other men's wives or
young girls, breaking my heart. No hus
band calls me " my love" in company, an
old brute" at home ! Ile does not growl
at milliners' bills or extravagant ward
robes. Ile never sits looking at me, wish
ing I were as handsome as Mrs. B or
Miss .T- --. He does not wish my eyes
were as divinely blue and my hair as
charmingly golden as Katie's over the
way. He never casts sly glances at pretty
girls, throwing them kisses when my back
is turned. He doesn't marvel how he
ever came to marry nie when there were
so many handsome women in the world.
If I am ill, lie•is not wondering hoW weeds
would bet:mile him, and if he should be
obliged to have an expensive funeral. He
isn't thinking what a' jolly' widower he
would make, and how eager pretty Jennie
F-- would be to marry him, or how
gladly Flora' J--- would lift up her he?
witching brown eyes and promise to be
his. He does net complacently fondle his
elegant moustache before the mirror, and
think every one must pity him, and regret
(girls especially) that so handsome a man
should be bound to so plain-looking, a wo
man. He isn't watching me continually
to see if I fulfill all my duties as a wife ;
to criticise my every movement, to be an
noyed at the weakness of the tea, the
toughness of steak, or the lateness of the
breakfast. Thank the gods—no ! lam a
free woman. Idoas I please, go where I
please, think, breathe, sneeze, wink, cat,
and sleep, as I please. Old Mother Hub
-1 bard had her dog, Dame Crump bad her
pig, but I have my cat ! An intellectual
animal, too, one that has more natural
intelligence than many children. Tabby
1 and I enjoy ourselves in a rational man
per. She never sneaks a cross word ;
neither do I. Together we sit and think
hours at a time, by the open
. gate, aad
draw morals from the tire within. Tabby
has a quiet temperament, and we never
quarrel. I often hear people, exclaim that
old maids are always gossips. Not so. I
i ll i
don't care if y Jane has stolen anoth
er girl's beau. 4 never feel interested in
the cost of 4usa s new bonnet or Jennie's
silk dresses. Ido not wonder that Mrs.
. C-- should be extravagant, or that Miss
C--- should flirt so much. What do I
care ? Tabby and I occasionally remark
upon the fo •n , upidity of certain per '
lions, biltlite: I ne mention it outfif . our
own &wily. My •;:i: St nri i
et eourknea. ,
veal tuatiter 'a. ..
Yesterday I met, One of my old lovers.
Once he praised my eyes, my lips, the
beauty of my hair, the freshness of my
manners. He professed to love me, but 1
he met a prettier girl and I a gayer young
man, and so we parted. Ile is married
now, has a cross, faded wife and seven
children. Ile looks old and weary. I
felt sorry for him, but I smiled at my folly i
in even wasting one thought upoii him.
Would I give up my jolly life of an old
maid ? Never ! My hair is growing gray.
My face has wrinkles in it. My lingers
are not white and soft and dimpled, but I
do not bathe them with "cold cream" and
wear old kids. I don't wear long trails
that sweep the ground for half a mile. I
do not wear lumps on my back, and double
up with the fashionable ' Grecian bend.''
I don't have to wear eye glasses and pre
tend lam near sighted. lam not obliged
to wear a butterfly's wing on my head in
February, freezing my ears until they are
purple. I don't have to go shivering in
low-necked dresses, nor howl opera music
until my throat is sore, nor study attitudes
before my mirror, nor twist my tongue
out endeavoring to learn German, nor fall
in love with my dancing master. I am
not under the painful necessity of squeez
ing my hands in No. 6 gloves when seven
is my number, nor do I pinch my feet in
little shoes until existence seems a burden.
I do not have to sinc? e' Italian ditties in a
languishing manner to some sentimental
youth in tight pants and waxed mous
tache. lam far more independent in my
plain merino, with my hair in a little knot,
than Miss Flora McFlimsey is in her silks
and sparkling diamonds. I can look at a
gay young man, and he does not flatter
himself that I am dying for love of him.
I can go to church and listen to the ser
mon, not caring for the stylish hats and
handsome dresses of my neighbors. I can
enjoy my friends' successes and riches,
feeling no envy. I can see lovers kiss their
sweet-hearts good night without a pang.
HOW TO COURT IN CHURCH.
A young gentleman visiting Lancaster
six months ago happening to sit at church
in a pew adjoining one in which sat a
young lady for whom he conceived a sud
den and violent attachment, was desirous
of entering into a courtship on the spot,
but the place not being suitable for a for
mal declaration, the case suggested the
following plan: He politely handed his
fair neighbor a Bible opened, with a pin
stuck in the following text: Second Epistle
of John. verse s—" And I beseech thee,
not as though I wrote a new command
ment unto thee, hut that which we had
from the beginning, tint we love one
another."
She returned it, pointing to the second
chapter . of Ruth, tenth verse:—" Then she
fell on her face and bowed herself to the
around, and said to him: Why have I
Found grace in thine eyes, seeing I am a
stranger?"
He returned the book,pointing to the
thirteenth chapter of the Third Epistle of
John:--"Having many things to write
unto you, I would not write with pen and
ink, but I trust shortly to come unto y.ou
and speak ilice to Dice, that our joy may
be full."
From the above interview a marriage
took place the ensuing week.
cftlertd.
DROVERS vs. FOPS. 1 --Dentist., deal in real e..itate they pull
Mum r was spread in the cabin of that mit the acres.
peerless steamer the " New World," and a —Quilp intimates that lie believes in
splendid company were assembled about.. Abe woman's movement -on washing day.
the table. Among the passengers thus --..‘ Who took care of the babies ?" art
preparing for a gastronomic duty was a fessly inquired a little girl, on-hearing her
little creature of a genius fop—decked mother say that all people were once
daintily as an early butterfly, with kids of children.
an irreproachable whiteness, " miracu-
-: , --A child iu Macon county, Ky., has
lous" neck tie, and spider-like quizzing been born without a tongue, but sad to
glass on his nose. The delicate animal late
aside
with _ it is a boy. But Mistakes will hap
turned his head affectedly
Waitah l n.
"Bwring me a propwellah of a female —Prentice advises, if the time passes
woostah."
tediously with you, provoke some big fel
" Yis, salt." low to knock you into the middle of next
"And waitah, tell the steward to wub week.
my plate with a. wegotable called an onion, —here is a "personal' , advertisement
which will give a delicious ilawaw to my in a French newspaper: "Eliza: you can
ditmah. return to the house. The boil on my
While the relined exquisite was giving nose is gone."
his order, a jolly western drover had list--4 —"Why (lid Joseph's brethren put him
ened with open mouth and protruding in a,pit?" asked a Butlitlo sunday school
eyes. When the diminutive paused, he teacher: and the reply he got was, "Be
brought his fist upon the table with a cause there was no room for him in the
force that made every dish bounce, and „stray circle.''
then thundered out :
—A Quaker said to a gunnel.: "Friend,
" Look here, you gaol darned ace of i counsel no bloodshed, but if it is your
spades ?'' Aesire to hit the man in the gray jacket,
is sah." point thine engine three inches lower."
"Bring me a thundering bi; plat • of •
k. —A man attempted to spell crockery
skunk's gizzards :
" Sah !" N , other day, and proceeded thus:
"And, you old ink pot, tuck a horse raughkearreighe, but expired in a spasm
before he cculd make a y, with which he
blanket under my chin, and rub me down
while I feed !,' intended to end the word
tailhe poor dandy showed a pair of coat 4 —A Southern exchange tells of a negro
s instanter—and the whole table join- i 'who insisted that his race was mentioned
ed in a tremendous roar. ifst the Bible. Ile said he heard the
, cher read how "Nigger Demus want
[From Josh Billing's " Alinnnex.yj to be born again."
. :
RELIABLE 'WEATHER SIGNS. "That's very singular," said a young
l' yto a gentleman who had just kissed
- When roosters are observed before day- !' er. "Oh, well, my dear Miss," was the
lite in the morning, soreing amung the , reply," I'll soon make it plural. And the
klouds, and uttering lamentachuns, then villain did.
look out for sum sudden wether, and a —A fashionable young lady, sporting
severe pucker in the money market. ' the prevailing style of switch, was some-
When you see 13 geese walkin injun file, what startled the other day as a kindly
and toeing in, yu kan deliberately bet yure old lady, not "up to the style," all
last surviving dollar on a hard winter, and proached her with theinforination, "Your
a grate fluktuousness during the next b ack is coming down, Miss."
season in the price of cowhide boots.
—One of our Methodist exchanges says:
If pigs squeal in the nite, and morass Take your religion with you to the sea
hoppers cum oph ov their roost, and min- . shore, the springs and the mountains;
gle in a free fight, yu may hope fir high 'retain its spirit, and in order to do this
winds in a few weeks, and also the typos .
zalously maintain its form. Too many of
fever in yure naberhod.
I us are like the little girl, who, at the close
When spiders areNeen climbing up the
o! her evening prayer, one night, said:
wall backwards, aad frogs kough as thu ,
they had the kickups, look out for rain ;• r ,' N / 0°(1-1 1 e "°d; good-bye Jesus
Boston to-morrow."
this iz also a share singe that children will , `-'hIA , I'm going to
have the measels light.- - Little ,--Little four year old Carrie went with
If bees hung around their hives, an d 1 her aunt to church. The preacher was
mules are seen in a brown study, a storm i very earnest in his delivery, and she was
ov some kind iz cookin and yu will notis MU 311 interested. "Mother," said she,
the market for herring is very cadaverous Nikon they came home, "1 heard such a
and shifty. led minister. Ile stamped and pound-
Jist before a heavy sno storm, uv 3 foot ; c , and made such a noise; and then he
deep, chimbly swallows are unkommon got so mad he shook his fists at the folks,
skarse, and in the moral world there iz a,,
aud there was not anybody dared to go
grate lazyness in the agitashun of the{
Op and fight him!"
temperance question.„ L. —Saxe, the joker and poet, was once
When liens lay 2 eggs a da , and mew Bilking a trip on a steamer, when he fell in
cease "brag, and wimmin ICY tack si 1t a lively young lady, to whom he
le a su i noviraws ' d ' '' • f -, gel**. Of course
critter ' t l -r- mmi the - dtirnsl;
- who said at parting : ” Good-bye, Mr,
Saxe. 1 fear you'll soon be forgetting
roe." " Ali, Miss," said the inveterate
punster, "if I was not a married man
already you may be sure I'd be fia. , etting
you."
A FASHIONABLE PHAVEIL
Dear Lord, have mercy on my soul,
and please let me have the French satin
that I saw at Stewart's this morning, for
with black lace flounces and overskirt
that dress would Le very becoming to me,
I know. If you grant my request, please
let me have a new black lace shawl also,
dear Lord.
I kneel before Thee to-night feeling per
fectly happy, for Madame Emile has sent
me home such a lovely bonnet A most
heavenly little bijou, comp.;scd of white
satin, with coral ostrich tufts. For this
favor I am feeling very grateful.
Give me, I pray Thee, an humble heart
and a uew green silk, with point lace trim
mings. Let me not grow too fond of this
vain and deceitful world, like other wo
men, but make me exceedingly gentle and
aristocratic. When the winter fashions
come, let them suit my style of beauty,
and let there be plenty of puffing, plait
ing, ruffles, and dounces, for I dearly love
them all.
Oh, Lord, let business detain my hus
band at H--, for he is not wanted at
home at present. I wish to became ac
quainted with tle tall, dark-eyed foreign
er, who is staying at Col. Lougswallow's
opposite. Bring about an introduction, I
beseech Theo, for Mr. Longswallow will
not. Bless my children, and please send •
them a good nurse, for have neither time
nor inclination to look after them myself.
And now, oh Lord, take care of me while
I sleep, and pray keep watch over my
diamonds. Amen.
—Why does the bridegroom always put
on the ring at a wedding ? Because bell
(e) a cannot ring themselves.
ES
- A certain minister of Maine, who
was noted for his long sermons, with
many divisions, one day when he was ad
vancing among the !cols, and had
thoroughly wearied his hearers, reached,
at length, a kind of resting place iu his
discourse, when, pausing to take breath,
and looking about over his audience, he
asked the question : " And what shall I
say more ?" A voice from the congre
gation—more suggestive than reverent—
earnestly responded : " Say Amen !"
G., of Sycamore, 111., is a capital
hand at a joke. Riding in the country
one day he saw a sign on a gate-post read
ing thus : " This farm for Sail," Stop
ping his horse, he bailed a little old wo
man who stood on tiptoe hanging out
clothes. "I say, madam, when is this
farm to sail'" " Just as soon, sir," re
plied he old lady, placing her thumb to
her nose, "as anybody comes along who
can raise the wind !" The doctor drove
thoughtfully on.
--A story is told of a late storm, which
runs as follows : An old gent with his
aged wife tried to escape from a flood,
which surrounded his house and stable,
by wading, but his wife's strength and re
solution were not equal to the task, so he
helped her up intp a tree and made his
way alone to a knoll a short distance
away. Here he stood, lamenting his situ
ation in this wise : "Oh I if I only had
my wife here I wouldn't vally giving live
dollars ! And there's the pig ; I'd give
ten dollars this minit if he was only safe!"
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AND
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1
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tI •
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Lancaster, Pa
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J. B. KEVIZISKI BEIM MUSIC BUTORE.
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aorta musio Inshtrunaental
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No. 3410 RD PRINCE STREET, LANCASTER.
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• Arco RLi AT LAW.
Orr;cr: S UTII QUEEN ST., second house , o
low the Fountain Inn," Lancaster, Pa.
J . B. LIVIXGSTON,
ATTORNEY AT LAW.
OFFICE: No. 11 NORTH DUKE ST., west ship,
north of the Court House, Lancaster, Pa.
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OFFICE: \0.3 SOUTH DUKE STREET, Lan
castor, Pa.
JOHN B. GOOD.
ATTORNEY AT LAW
OFFICE: N 0.58 EAST KING ST., Lancaster, P 3
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Opro:r.: 'Si SOUTI-1 QUEEN ST., Laneal
ter, Pa.
D. ROSFNMII LFR,
ATTORNEY AT LAW
OFFICE: With A. HEen Swim Eq., South
Queen St., opposite the office of "Father Abru
brun,,' Lancaster, Pa.
A C. Ii EINCOEHL,
ATTORNEY AT LAW
OEFIci.: No. 3 AOUTIi DUKE ST., Lancut..:
JOAN P. REA,
ATTORNEY AT LAW
Opxier:: With lion. O. J. Dwain', N 0.21 SOUTI
QUEEN ST., Lancaster, Pa.
MARTIN RUTT,
ATTORNEY AT LAW.
OFFICE of the late HOU. THADDEUS STEVAHS
No. 20 South Queen St., Lancaster, Pa.
A DIOS H. MYLIN,
ATTORNEY AT LAW.
OFFICY.: No. 8 SOUTH QUEEN ST., Lancaster
K. It TTEII
ATTORNEY AT LAW
Orrick.: Willi General J. W. FISHIER, NORTH
DUKE ST., Lancaster, Pa.
BF. BAER,
• ATTORNEY AT LAW.
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OFPICE: No. 19 NORTH DUKR Street, Lan . ea4
ttr Pa. Oleo 18-Iyr
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ectding Advertisements.
• ILALTZBERGER,
ATTORNEY AT LAW
No. 46 NORTH SIXTH ST., Reading, Pa.
JGEORGE SELTZER,
• ATTORNEY AND COUNSELLER
AT LAW.
No. 604 COURT STREET, (opposite the Coll:
House,) Reading, Pa.
Medical.
INVALIDS "II YGEIAN HOME.
N. R. ADAII.3S, M. D., Physician-in-Chief.
Dr. Adapts has Studied and attended Medico'
Lectures and Hospitals, both in New York and
Philadelphia, and been a successful practitioner
of the "Healing Art" for many years; he i• 4
therefore eminently gaalitied by Medical Edu
cation, Surgical 8411, and great experience, for
the position of Physician and Surgeon in • - t
large Health Institute. Invalids seeking healt!
will find at our cure every facility for the re
covery of health. Pure, soft, bpring water,
healthful diet, and excellent bathing facilitie.
combined with Swedish Movements, and aju
dicious application of Electricity, and all Na
ture's great curative Agents, regulated by •
skillful Physician, enables us to cure when a
cure is possible.
The 101 l a!: d Winter months are coasitierC
best for treatment, e.pecially in our mild and
genial climate.
StranicAr. OPERATIoNS of all kinds performer
according to tl.e latest, anti most approve.:
methods.
AGPORSTETRICAL cases and all PRIVATE I)i.i.
awsse, as well as Dyspepsia, Rheumatism an
Liver Complaint, are treated with success.
For Circular, address the Proprietors, Brow:,
Middlekautr, Wernersville, Berks Co., Pa.
Oct. 224 ri
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tell you that Dr. Sage's Catarrh Remedy wit'
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Price $l.OO Per Bottle.
S. A. FOUTZ,
Manufacturer and Proprietor.
BALTIMORE, MD.
For Bale by druggists and storekeepers
.throughout
the Vatted States.
ALFRED A. HURLEY,
Druggist
WEST RING STREET,
0022-Iy] LANCASTER, PA.
For sale by
Photographs, der.
GOLDEN GIFTS.
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Mother to .S6l'.
GENTLEMEN TO LADIES
When the light has left the house, memoria
such a 9 these compound their interest.
GILL'S SUPERB PHOTO.
Miniature or Opal Pictures, admitted to he
the best in:the city and no superior in the State
Constantly' increasing demand and great expe
rience in this style of miniature give us greater
facilities and better results than any establish
ment outside of large cities.
STEREOGRAPHS OP HOME VIEWS torte
Centro Table. Also, prismatic instruments.
Large Colored Work by *owe of the bent A l .
Usta in Philadelphia and eltiewhere in the high,
oat style of the art. India Ink, Pastille, Crayon
and colors, at
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