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Railroads.
PENNSYLVANIA CENTRAL R. R.
On and after Monday Sept, 6th, 1669, trains
will leave the i ' enn'a Railroad Depot, at Lan
caster, as follows:
WIEITWAS.D.
Pittsburg Ex.12:27 a.m
Emigrant Tr. 2.18 "
Mail
Phil
l a. Exp..... 1 :15214 "
.
Mall No. 5, via
C01umbia.....11:13 "
Past .. 2:85 p. m
Columbia A 0... 8:10 "
Harrisbig Ao. 5:54 "
Lano. Train.. 7:25 "
Cinoin. Ex.-10:48 "
READING RAILROAD.
FALL ARRANGEMENT,
MONDAY, SEPT IA Mk
Great Trunk Limsfrom the North and North
west for Philadelphia, New York, Res&
ing, Pottsville, 2aqua, Aah/and,Sha
mokin, Lebanon, Allentown, Easton, IS. ,
rata, Litia, Lancaster, Cokonbia, .
Trains leave 4 111 4 1
.4 1 2/Ipr 1 44 w Yorkgo,k
an
non and prinelpal Way Stations; the 4.10 p. m.
train making connections for Philadelphia,
Pottsville and Columbia only. For Pottsville_
_,
Schuylkill Haven and Auburn, via Schuylkill
and Susquehanna Railroad, leave Harrisburg
at 8.40 p. m.
Returning: Leave New York at 9.00 a. m.,12.00
noon, 6.00 and 8.00 p. in., Philadelphia at 8.15 a.
in. and 3.80 p. m.; sleeping cars accompany the
9.00 a. m, 5.00 and 8.00 p. in. trains from New
York, without change.
Way Passenger Train leaves Philadelphia at
7.80 a. m., connecting with similartrain on East
Penna. Railroad, returning from Reading at
8.30 p. m., stopping at all stations; leave Potts
ville at 6:40, 900 a. m., and 2.46 p. m.; Herndon at
9.80 a. m. Shamokinat 6.40 and 10.66 a.m.; Ash
land at 7:05a. in.., and 12.80 noon. Tamaqua at
8.33 a. m.: and 2.20 p. m., for Philadelphia and
New York.
Leave Pottsville, via Schuylkill and Susque
hanna Railroad at 8.16 a. m. for Harrisburg, and
11.30 a. m. for Pine Grove and Tremont.
Reading Aeoconniodation Train: Leaves
Pottsville at 5.40 a. m., passes Reading at 7:30 a.
arriving at Philadelphia at 10.15 a. m., return
ing leaves Philadelphia at 6:16 p. m.
Pottstown Accommodation Train: Leaves
Pottstown at 11.26 a. in.; returning, leaves Phila
delphia at 4.30 p. m.
Columbia Railroad Trains leave Reading at
7.15 a. m. and 8.15 p. m. for Ephrata, Litis, Lan
caster, Columbia, ac.
Perkiomen Railroad Trains leave Perkiomen
Junction at 9.00 a, zu. OM and 11.15 p. m.; return
ing', leave Behwenkvllle at 5.56, 8.12 a. in. and
12.55 noon, connecting with similar trains on
Readin Rail d.
trains. leave Potts
tcat . . p. m., returning, leave
Boyerstown at 7 a. m., and 11.50 noon, con
necting with similar trains on Reading B. R.
Chaster Valley Railroad trains leave Bridge
port at 8.46 a. in., and 990 and 1156 p.return
ing, leave Downingtown at 8.10 a. m., 'l.OO and
5.45 p. In., eonneottng with trains on Reading
Railroad.
On Sundaysl Leave New York at 6.00 and 8.00
p. m Philadelphia at 8.90 nom and 3.15 p w,.
te ( .00 a. in. train running only to Reading,)
leave Pottsville 8.00 a. m.; Harrisburg 5.20 a. in.,
4.10 and 4.45 p. in., and Reading at 12.85, mid
night, and 7.15 a. in. for Harrisburg, at 7.05 a. in.
and 8.17 p. m , for New York and at 9.40 a. m. and
4.25 p. m. for . Philadelphia.
Commutation, Mileage, Season, School and
Excursion Tickets, to and from all points, at
reduced rates.
Baggage checked through; 100 pounds allowed
each Passenger.
General superinseneleat.
RICADING, PA., Sept. 18th, 1809, EootB4l'
READING AND COLUMBIA R. R.
ON AND AFTER
THUBBD,AX, AUGUST sth, 1869,
PASSENGER. TH/4:INH WILL. HUN ON THIS
ROAD,• AS FOLLOWS:
LIMY& AI&XIV,.
Laucaater.....B:lb a. m. Reading 100 a. M.
46 .....8:10 p. m. " ..... b:80 p. m
Columbia .....810 a. in. " 10:80 a. in.
14
..... 800 p.M. " 6010 p. m.
lIETUANING:
LEl37a. - '
i jamivi.
.: 'MC m. lostmster.....Ms. m.
P 4 in.
Columbia ... ...ropu
.. 7:15 a. ni.„. "I . 31 ni.
.. OAS p. 111. '
Reading
II
Trams leaving Lancaster and , Co?rabbis as
above, make close conn i Tion at Reae tw ?W/1/5
Trains North and South on Phdadel 'and
Reading Railroad, anji net an Le Vann
Road. Train thaving_iemenaterat th/5 Read .
in
atthio A. N.
connects closely at
ingwith Train thy New Tork.
Tickets qau beobts. :a l to Odioes of the
Newby Central , foot of Liberty
street, Neirfor a tand Ph elphlaand Reading
Railroad, Mb Oall k ewhal street*, Phila.
Through Coke to New York .and PhiWel
pbia sold at all the Principal Station*, and flag.
gage Checked Throagh.
Orldileage Tieket Rooks fbr 500 Or 1000 miles,
Seamen andßeenrsian Tthkets, to and from all
point*, at redethed i zies.
Trains age rem by hiladelphth and Resent
Railroad Tim*, w is 10 minutes fast* than
Pennsylvania Railroad Time.
ang3.o-if] ORO. T. QACRL Su .
Coal, Luontior, &a.
EHLER, BRENEMAN,Iic CO.,
WHOLESALE AND RETAIL
DICALIIIIIB RI '
COAL, OF THE BEST QUALITY.
TAno—COR. WATER CT. ARV PA. R. R.
Ossios—NO.9 SA* MANOR IT.,
LASCASTRE PA. Moo 18.1 y
B. X. MARTUCt Xining VllolllAll, JOU/ A. XASOB.
5,000.000
FEET OF DRY WILBER.
MARTIN, THOMAS & 00.,
COLUMBIA, LANOASTIR CO., PA.;
Manufacturers
At LOCK HAVEN, CLINTON COUNTY, PA.,
AND WILOLNII*4
LUMBER DEALERS.
irarri PINS . 010 ' •
OrAc_: r .
mai111473 10 146.
EASTWARD
Phlia.Empreas IMO a. m
'Fast Lime . .. OtM "
Lano. Train.. 9:06 1,
Day IMpreas.lo:sl
Columbia Ao.
(arrive) 246 p. m
Erie Express.. .3:00
Paola°
Efarrisb!g A0..6:54
G. A. NICOLLS,
le '1914, is'
we are is.; told
rM
Variishes, &o.
AUG. BEINOICHL. JAI;. MUNOZ
A & J. REINOEFIL,
MANUFACTURERS AND DE .
COPAL, WHITE, COFFIN, BLACK AND
JAPAN
VARxlszrzs,
LINSEED OIL,
TURPENTINE. do., Act.
NO. 109 NORTH QUEEN STREET,
(In the Keystone Bnilding,)
LANCASTER, PA.
Also, Mahogany Boards ? Veneers and
Mouldings of different sues and pat
terns. All kinds of Turniug, , touth
as Bed Posts, Table Legs,
Spoke*, Ilube,..relloes,
&o.
Also, AXLES, SPRINGS, Ao.
Dentistry.
House Furnishing Goods.
HERRING'S CHAMPION SAFES:
THE BURNING OF EABLES,
ART GALLERY
PHILADS4PI I / I A, Sept. 1, 1869.
Missies. FARREL, HERRING a CO., 699 Chest
nut street.
Gewrt.seter: We have just examine*, with
the very greatest sallefitotleni our •Sate d imp
aneled of you some years ago, and •whielEyalsk
ad Omuta our destrnativedre Met night •
We find the oontenkrithout exospilop4 en
tirely unharmed, Ike slightly damp 4 and we
feel sew reedition- eounneese• our busli
nos. sgattkhaving every Web perCeothy eats.
We Shell' In a fed days require a large/um',
and will Cell upon you, _ • • • • • •
JAXES KARL% a. SONS.
--,—.
P in LamarmitiA, Ant. 4T,1610.
Massa& FARREL, HERRING a CU.
Giwnsines: In the year 11300, / up.trinna
was in bosiness is the Artisan EAU , .
a
was destroyed 03 , pre on UM . 10th P
bad , en in woo what I suppossn , wig. a.
To safe, but upon opening HI %read ofiny
w.„% i d., and Ent barn therm.
t gentlauteat.. ere Iwo
oeyeael oilaar in that Am allal TOG la
the Ere at : thaw il Couuneree streets, e sant
x . Eve weeks afterwards, allot wh Amon
be (paned awned they wer s i v ir s erPrOW Bi
det
• for I witnessed the open of Abe welt
WA ihor_ery case tyro . tents. were
, wlt earn of other. Pagers wore
Or en aly Gestroyed. /xi. Mosses,
ol . have earaaw theta on= iieltonA
v_ an pnrebgete of your Sams.
VT. I pare of y l o t g that Uwe was
WI m eat te a w
0 1710 was witnessed
'tear en aln .tha neSll6 l '
ri t
) the my hiru .
t W ell oaths..
radar Allth
~ . z..Ael.it t lit"- -M
ft
*woo muc k TeXer w
• of kooloalopentd
- t. / shall wimaanothero your. l im li:
="4.llittivitoex.lo...zia. .
other make of maws. . •
CHARLES *ILIUM%
Marble Paper Henufhetwor.
.
HERRING'S P TEN rotTpe CHAMPIO on N sikrics
knowatt ti frontfiso
wn R OPO NEW PATENT' SAW
imr i ji vaoollthiingutzt rlairl . 11l
litill' a isiii - a renistanti ASIDIst Val*
cutting to an' extent heretofore Ira.
FARREL, HERRING It CO., PHILADELPHIA.
•
1111101 NO, FARREL a SHERMAN, NO. Ml
BROADWAY. COR. MURR'ATLIT.,
NEW . YORE.
URRJUSIO 4 00., ONTOSOO.
IIIUIRING, FARREL a SUSSMAN,
001111 3 4 ) SSW ORLEANS.
M=
WiacxiiirrlTCAr .
BLANKETS AND LAP RUGS
Of all qualities, to which trewatilet partiouliely
invite the attention ot all inmate in Want co
articles In that line.
GLOVES, GAIINTLE'r'S and MI
OTTIR, ,
BEAVER, •
NUTRIA
SEAL,
ntcailagr
rAna,git,
f arih;eil'
Ladies> Fino Fur Trimmed incyvea, permeate
Nitta ant Kooda.
PULSE WARMERS and EAR MITTS.
WHOLBSALE AND SZTAIL.
n0204f1
GOOttit, -- &&
BEST KID GLOM.
LECHLER &BRO.,
4 f '*R - • 3/Vatgrn= and
• TF "Mite Shirta,
= • COLLARS, •
_ • 'O7 I F
OV I rR GASPITitaIrERS4,
NECK TIES, BOWS, REGALIA,
-AND-.
GENTS FURNISHING GOODS:
SHIRTS NAM TO ORDlllll. l lNratillionfan=
*gement aDit net of nt +l* stplleattota,
(A PEILMT TIT WARAANTED.)
A Sae assortment of
UNDEUL ► T Ma k
LADIF.B ISO VEST, •
BURP D SS;
ANISKEEOHIEPS
OLOVEIIIOBI
Sit nv.i u g i 0 to tl,
1 11011 • s l
TO : T4l
u ;
NO. 86 EAST ILTS4 . • )
LANOOTER, To o t. - 4
111KgT-OLASS GOorks any,
•
iserSj.:l.
CONESTOGA
COLLEGIATE INSTITUT4,
stihe otaii
SEptINAEY FOR YOUNG LAMES.
Tax rata .dxstrAz steinox satarga
esporgisaiß pa,
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tsllllll9,elifo. eee_IIMMMt
leeetle
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aug15421 MY. x. I. gamma,
Petseepia.
El
care for him who shall hate borne The battle, and
for his Widow and his orphan, to do all which may
v achiere and cherish a just and a tasting peace
ammo , ourselves and with an nations."--4. Z.
v; OCTOBER 22,1869.
)UN LADY'S SOIALOWIT,
ILY, aimlessly drifting through life,
las I born for? "For soniebody's
I by my mother. Well, that being
am p,.
J loctUantout.
TB BEST WIFE IN THE WORLD
,greish—a
g that hasn't
an idea except what is reflected from me. I
tell you what, old fellow, I'm the master of
my wan house ; I come when I please.
,palsy Sever ventures on a word of reproach."
_so When you ought to be ashamed Ag your
self, larking around at the clubs as you do,
dissipated bachelor fashion."
"Ashamed, I what off"
"Why, I suppose you owe some duties to
Your Wel"
-"Where's the harm ? My wife doesn't
care."
"Prohebly you think so because she is quiet -
and su salve, but if she were to ohlect , --"
"Object] I'd like to hear her try it."
"NOW; look here, Ainseourt, your wife
fuuty be,* model wife, but you blearily are
=IA:
i husbend. People are 'h •
eN
ils-
Nopabout the way you neglent that
Weblued g."
wank pe ople to mild
their own bal
ie/ie. i Hoe her, indeed 3 W,hyg hint, i
leveller es l i love my own soul." .. •
"Thee, w hy ' don't you treat her as if yen'
uses" f , ' ' ' ' '
„3.41.40ute, Potterer, **Amato* inst
show what e, mar old bachelor you are.
II . 140 to Mike too meek of your wife;
mmeVeval lier.-"'.
• Mu i
shillise
he
. ..,
"Timt i rklink.•l don't likelikethe
ring o
r a m ,”"
And wr away, leaving' Mr. Ainertut
to finish his game of billiards ek..brisuri.
/ISA 4litre-budget Prioress
is !" the later. "41ways poking
T uts 'On r e , It t in cirt e rl " *l.lll :: l iirr i r i b i rre s t . ;
AW' LP what lie rye" , : ' r • ' ,
jseseihile iNrs ‘tim* Alppoourt was Bitting . ,
. • Ilf - lif her 'drees '' , tophi, her two little
whi MIMI tightly ed in re another, •
and; .M r head engirt diociplnt-le, deli.,
ea* loge blow, ,of a . woman with,
II e and curly linen hair; lo t oking
a groWn np child than a wife' or
•tw .one summers. At + •
1' ) dear !" eighed Daisy. " It, • ite no ;
dull , 4 ; I wish Herbert, would OMe lamo t
all spends any time with Me. nertr-a.
. dam and I.precitiee all his lhvm'ke• rag%
and the newspapers, so I eau talk abbot
the he's interested in, and try so hard
to be . It's Very MAW"
#ll4:atraubar oval *hi brillPflinsi Ipso
Anuomß es, - mid sparkles detected'
into her
sill'Vila ear tart her
•• • • thearipi va she stairs. The sent.
,' ' ' OlusPon • : • .
", i 1 . • try a r e y ou , i; with a phty
. . ~
. • . trunk. " ere are some
Inter re. my light
eat . • , • , • Oti. •) 0
t, •
• lI V. I #4lrbeci 1 140 *4 . away
4111 . ... • - -
t o,
6.i . ft/IN. : , Theil ire a lot of
tidier ' to imp and I'm one
o f , , • I . Ton ' go over to my
140 • : sib; *rite or d for one Of your
M ' or . ' • Vhere 11 00 0 bye,-
gala; / ban Nero& a hurry . ;';
kiss BMW/ on th e
q " dtOA4 rose or a moutlitlat was
mod u . , m, he *awns.
Daisy AblillOart Mien'. want to her
pr ler-lip-law, nor sent tor owl at her girl
bi ' She spent the evening ea one,
on the shade, that 1r a fist over•
gr°
" I do?" Frights the little
I!.
timid, . g wife. ' Oh, what shall
do ?"
But, child as she was, Daisy had a strong,
resolute Woman's heart within her, nor was
the long is caring to a decision.
loft
P" said.
tided Kr.
IA idea of
says he's
use she
him to
►1 never
Jenkins
article; but
ey, draws
live in,
►r is too
"Daisy," said her husband to her the next
day, "you havn't any objections to my at
tending the Orion Bal Masque f'"
• "Are masked balls nice places, Herbert? "
"Oh, yes, everybody goes ; only I thought
I'd pay you the compliment of asking you
whether you disapproved or not."
"Can Igo with you ?"
"Well—ahem—not very well this time,
Daisy.—Tou see Mrs. Fenchurch really
hinted so strongly for me to take her that I
couldn't help it.'
"Very well," assented Daisy, meekly.
and Herbert repeated within himself the
ptean of praises he had chanted in Mr s . Port.
cross' ears--" The best little wife in the
But, notwithstanding all this, Mr. Alu
mna was not very well pleased ' , when, at
the self same Bal Masque, during the gay
period of unmasking, he saw his Welt in
nocent fate crowning the picturesque costume
of Bavarian peasant.
" Hallo l" he ejaculated, rather ungrs.
cloddy; "you here ?"
16 Yin," biped Daisy, with a girheh smile.
" You said everybody went. And, oh,
Herbert, isn't it nice ?"
Mr. Alnscourt said nothing more, but
rechurch found him a very stupid
trolitipasting for the remainder ofthe evening.
Re 'was late at dinner the next day ; bat,
late is he was, he found himself mo
punctual than his wife, and the ablitary m
was half over before Mrs. Dais tripped
i'mpesii
ind.her dimple cheeks all pink with the
fresh w
"Am I behind time ? Really I'm so sor
ry. But we have been driving in the park,
and—"
" b li s f i .o : • Who are wit r growled her
. .
hus •
Why, Colonel A.dalr and 4-41ia.colonel
AdMr that you go out with aemuoh."
"Now, look here, Daisy," ejaculated Mr.
inseourt, rising from the table and pushing
k his chair—" Adair isn't exactly the
Dann I want you to drive with I" '
"But you go everywhere with him."
"I dare say—tut you and I are two dif
ferent persons."
" Now, dear Herbert," interpo sed Daisy,*
wilfully misunderstanding him , " you know
I never was a bit proud, and t he associates
that are good enough for my husband arb
good enough for me. Let me give you a
few more oysters."
Ahiscourt looked sharply athis wife Was
she redly in earliest, or was there a mock
ing undercurrent of satire her lint he
Iteekdiet decidei - wrardest in was h er -150111W
MUM&
IM talk to her about it sometime," was
his internal decision.
" Daisy," he said, carelessly, when din
neewas over, "I've asked old Mrs. Bar
berry to come and spend the day with you
to-morrow."
" Oh, , have you? I'm sorry, for I'm en
gaged out to-morrow."
Yon ! Where ?"
"Oh, at Dedmonico's. I've joined a
Woman's Rights Club, and we meet there
to organize,
" The deuce take ' woman's rights I' "
ejaculated the irate husband.
"Of course I don't believe in them, but
it's the fashion to belong to a club, arid its
such a nice place to
_go to evenings. lam
dull here evenings, 'Herbert."
Herbert's heart smote him, but he answer
ed resolutely, " I beg you will give up this
ridiculous idea. What do women want of
dubs ?"
1 . 4 . What men d0,..11 'appalls."
f , But I don!ti approve of it at all,"
Ton belong tn three 0 11 214 1 / 2 Herbert.""
Vhat's altogether a di ff e r ent Matter."
" But why hat Mutant r
64
Hem--why 1' because—of coons, any
body can *ea why---It'a self-evideat." ,
"1 ' must he very blind," iaddlirs *i ns.
court deauwely, "hall amainF can't
orinduslo so2ltiKagal dlferante."
Pe rno
rreibutle
notata rh thecttat hadlate 7
emit over the spirit of Daisy't dream:
fhb did change, somehow. She • went: out
drivisa bare, there and oveywhere. He
never knelt , when he Was certain of a quiet
: evening with her; she joined• not only the
club s . but! innumerable whaler for a thou.
'geld lad stee ' which took her away
from h_sime Oat,continually. Mr. Ain* ,
'court Ofend against the bit, but it was use
less, Daisy always had an excuse to plead.
Presently her Irsother-inlaw bore dewa
up:4,lam, an austere old lady in black satin
Me! a chestnut-brown wig.
Daisy, you are ntuddng ins , son wretched.
"Am It" cried Daisy. "Deer me,
hadn't an idea of it I What's the trouble ?"
"You must ask himself," said the mother
la-law, who believed—sensible old ladyln
young , Married. people settling their own
ai ..0„. I Mow le the bare fad."
Herbert
home to the drawing-mom.
1r re Herbert lay cull* sofa pretending to
mad, Win reality brooding over itio troubles.
'!,What'. the !matter, Herbert ?" said
Daly, kneeling cm. the floor beside him, and
putting her sett, Cool hands on his fevered
brow.
" The matter t , . Nothing much, duly lam
mirnable," 141 sullenly.aaswered.
Hut why ?" she persteted.
Itfrediuse you 111 , 6 so thinged, Daisy."
" Bo* am changed ?"
"You are never at'heme; you have last
the domesticity which was, in my eyes, your
greatest charm. Inver have you,to mysel
any
_more. Daisy, don't you see bow tWa is
,embittering my life?"
Does it make you unhappy r she asked,
softly.
"You know that it does, Daisy."
"And do you suppose I like it, 'Herbert ?"
"What do , you mean ?" ha asked.
I ruata that I passed the first year of my
married lite in just such a lonesome way.
You had sm 'domesticity.' Clubs, drives,
billiard-playing and champagne suppers en
grossed your whole time ; I, your wife, pined
at roe. ,
24110, you not tell saa so ?"
Zypu Would have laughed at the
Idea and mom it: a wesemit's whim. I re
solved trims we ems ti nft to Mier
away neither time uor breath in dle oom
pWats. I hen tot complained ; I have
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ach additional
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WALL HINDS oir JOB rativrtittratelaille
witkneatnoss and despsieb. .
No. 49.
simply followed >oar example: If ft 4,
notes good one, whose fault was that ? Not
mine r surely.
"No, Daisy, not yowl."
"I don't like this kind of life," went on
" It is a false excitement, a hollow
diversion ; but I persist in it for the same
reason, I suppose, that you did—because it
was the fatMion. Now tell ms, Herbert,
whether you prefer a feshksable' Wife, ar
Daisy ?"
Daisy—a thousand times Daisy." •
" But baisy can't go along with a theatre:
going, club-loving husband."
" Then she shall have a hatband who
finds the greatest happiness at his own hearth
stone—whose wife is his dearest treasure—
who has tried the experience of surface, and
finds its unsatisfactory. Daisy, shall we.,
begin our matrimonial career anew ?" •
And Daisy's answer was " Yes."
"But what must you have thought etaie
all this time r she asked him, after x
while.
"I know what I think now." .
"I think," said Mr. Ainsoourt i with ais
phasis," " that you are the beat wife in the
world.
TRH 'NE* BABY.
'Yes, there's another of 'em
I know'd, cause Pa told me
quiet and sit down in the cornea
book, and musn't play ball, nor
Smart to come in and help me put. my new
puzzle together. Then, there's a cross
nurse, who's always scolding me for get
ting in her way, no matter where I get. -
Besides Miss Gaditil d e Uwe to-day, and,
she took me on her knedi and patted me
on the back just like cook does when I'm
choking, and she said my nose wag ano•
ther deg Fee out ofjoint ; but I knew better s
for this is the third time she has toldn;te
so, and it is no more out of joint than here
is. She's a hateful, goggle-eyed old maA4.
—that's what she is.
I saw it, too. It's got a little, tonne,
red head, without any hair, with great
wrinkles instead of eyes, and when it tries
it °Pens its mouth as wide as a robin's so
though it was going to swallow ithelf.
helped me up on the side of the bed arid
told me to kiss my , dear pretty little sitter;
and when I wouldn't, and called it a bo
rid, ugly little thing, he said I was a
naughty boy, and the nurse said I aught
to be ashamed. I dldn'tget a charms to
kiss my ma at all ; I knew better thita tp
tirrit,-for face when anether-baby - eBllll
I climbed up on the bed, aid went to hug
ging and kissing her,
and all the time
bad my knee right on the baby's head ; so
I was whipped and put in my crib with
out my supper, because I didn't know it
was there. •
Little Annie thinks it nice to have a
new sister, but she was the baby before,
and I don't khow anything about it. I
can remember a long time ago, ma used
to call me sweet little darling, and pa dan
dled me on his foot, and said was s§ fl ,
1131.`fellow, and 'My Aunt 'Tull& deokad
that I was a perfect little angel; but
then, Toni came, and all of my pretty,
toys *ere to him, 'cause he Was a"
baby, and I was cuffed and scolded by
everybody, Icept grandma, and she's good
to me, yet though there's been two new
babies since. r .
I wonder where all the babies come
from? Ma says the Lord sends 'em. I
wish he woubinvt send any more SO' dir '
house; Woo got morton enough nb*. ,IV 2'
might do , if they would always stay little,. ,
but their have to grow big after a labile, ~
and s lt.myain,tuo.hvitortikanitignit i -..
1
of fo . , 1. rather ttdUir., tf I, Ims st i r r t „ )
II ' tfie .140 rd to send 101,T 1 ..
wouldn't EVON I r , any bigpriituP. ► ,
have not 'to',do bat to ou_ ip br it .
and ehew . m 'toot,' and hairs to id : 1
was the day , eusaingest little '6
' -
ture they 9yer *
:....d oyes ou. . •
Ora Woke ts Mari.
Last week in 'one of the New Orleans
Courts a neg wee! caged,. ad , 4 wii4olol.
The Judge, who is known for his aust4ri
ty, held out the book and the witnetil Was
sworn, .and woe, Of' OVUM, ettpeOttil to
kiss the hook. But the witness Wag. un
used to crimiruil prOceedings, and Ginter-
tailed curious ideas of the manner: and
propriety of swearing, and stood erect.
"Why don't you kits?" demanded the
magistrate.
'Sae ,
"Ain't you going to kiss?" was again
inquired.
•4 s ar i', repeated the astonlirddillikyl
'evidently mistaking the 'midi kit e
Court, and surprised beYerid maisture at
sued% as invitation.
s MN, I tell you!" thundered the hasty
.Tudge.
. "Yes, stir 1 yes, sar exclaimed the
frightened and trembling &they, here*
himself for the contemplated embrace.
Witlm4t . more ado the long ups of tip
son ofH . .am were thrown aroma theiticul
dal neck, and beibre he could be prevent.'
ed, a stentorian smack resounded thrcontic ,
the court room. •
`I Take hint off! take him off i" exisd
the Court, while the loud shouts of the*
spectators testified their appreciation df
the fhn. At.last, however, Um 9Poern of
the Court interfbred, and the htwitnin ,
gled Judge was rescued from the clasp of
the literal witness.
—Au afflicted mother says: `• A. film
days ago my little boy, five years old, Wu
confined to the house in consequence of
bad weather. As is usual in such caves,
he was extremely troublesome and fldg•
ety, and in consequence, received a. num
ber of scoldings in the course of the morn
ing. At last he looked up at me, with s
face full of indignation, and exclaimed,
6 Mother, Wall the bears in the world were
one bear, and that bear bad a sore head,
it wouldn't be any crosser than you are."
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