Ponotjtvattkich
BREEF FUN SCHWEFELEBRENNER.
SCIILIFFLET(»VN, June der 15t, 1.669
MISTER FODDER ABRAHAM:
Ont ietAaa, Sumslitlog hub ich widder
amold an job g'hot. .My subject war caner
Joe Shnitzdriekler wer so about a mile nu
a holwy fuin shteddle woont, (loft of der
onner side's Bill Sensawetzer's shmidt
shop. Er is an demokrat, nu is kumma
for sei hop cxamina lussa. Er is aweran
an 01(111 It hurter case—so we de demo
krata evca sin f/11.• (..,111mon____rathkrilrvuk
ish nu olsfort holver g , sutlii. We er
kumma is war Cr so a wennieh how-kum
-3-ou-s1), 16r cr war 1)115 Kitzelderfers tut
lint of course aw a pair rounds fun seine
nein-sidrike obgepetzt. des ding
war gout. der Joe is nei ins house un sogt,
"How-di-du, Pit." "So-so—tirst rate,''
bob jell g'sowt. Donn secht er, " Sc
sawya du deatslit de 1+24 (qua bumps feela
of de hell kennsht caul wohr sawya of
so an weg wits se frinnollogy heasa."
Mug ich—der alles ex
plaina was for an kup dos du hush!, ; wits
dei tollenta sin, un idles was de noddoor
gedu hut for Bich, tin sell kosht olles
yuslit en dallier. — Sell war cant awes
tsu lie!. un er bill lour au huller gebutta
wano ich draw gea nn cant on examina
tion rel). ":ell hob ich uf course net
p - numnia. awer tsuletslit hen mer com
pl.omi of drei-farile. Donn hob ich
enin a shtool gevva LIU Cam g'sawt er set
s,l onna pucka, nu de Bevvy hut cant
11 w g'sawt er sot now keo wart shwetza,
for sell Heat mich rusht boddera nu dent
ferleicht mistakes geyva. Donn lint er
rich ounu 'huekt, un " dolt mus
mer o r tltuk felt ow der hoot obnem
sog ich " of colu•se musht,
for tio it et lull 11111111 On der
mil S , nain hoot Or." I >oni hut er can ob
gotta, till awor—inimor tin eawich was an
kup i.i war demokratish all over, no
&son konn ich can net, (loch will ich's
prowiora. Ito iershta plotz is mers fore
komina dos ich au shmelliug bottle noat-
Wendioii hiaudia ken t, fin* du plain deitsch
wohrat tsu swya, dent Joe sei kup hut
orris v. costa g'slitunka. We vier der
P•a.slit, dose in mei rums kumma is hob lob
:;'unman( t.. tear yozda sui odatu—so a
tepid ]c Kitzeldcril•rish du weasid, toyer
der tsivot slinaufiT hut mich convinced
dos all dmr whisky ha Kitzelderfer seiner
gross:, shivartzy bottle keit so an shtink
raisa wit we sell. 101 l hub awer pro
wiort's !so slitanda, un bob amohl mci
bond of doe kup, of so an scientilicker
wog. do weaslit, un ,rated hob ich an
bump g'leelt, awer er is tiler so a wennich
koryoso titre kumma. on dorm hub id'
amohl reguekt, un ('Coma dos er net
yuslit Oats eawich dreekich war, awer aw
grindich un lousiell all ivver "Joe" hub
" dep.; ,t2(1010. 1111 reecht iner
sheer gorly tsu demokratish doh of deim
kup -ich konn ordlich feel slitanda, un
awer eb ich fort macha konn muslit du
amohl dorrich au seata bree un louse
komm oporation gea.'' Donn hut aw do
Ilevvy of g'shwetzt ull gsawt, " y ah , un
noel] eat's, Joe, du bislit aw olle
wed. un anyloov net tit for de bisness.
Dcr .Too nicer but drat' insist dos or sei
kup examined ha wa mus, un tsuletsht hen
Dior ;:grued dos er sich arsht wesha 1111/S.
Dc lit•VVy lint (101111 amohl au kivvel full
warm wasser prepared, un a hotly full
shmeer seat', un Iloilo is mein Joe amohl
noose ill der bore un hut awfonga sich tsu
wesha. Un do Bevvy is aw 'louse un
sogt—•• now doh Joe, buck dick amohl
onna mi honk dei dreckicher un lousicher
grint-kup ]ewer den kivvel—ich will (lick
amold shkuwera.” I.'n dorm is se on de
tercet, un hut amohl de shineer-seaf ord
lich dick druf gedu, un doom mit so a ,
sliteife hand brush hot se amohl des dem
okratish shauft ob g'wesim. We er obge
drickolt war hob ich amohl examined for
de kleany " travellers " awer 5c warn, oil
doat—selly shmeer-seaf hut se ob g'llx‘d.
Doch liob ich noah a dell fun derma nis- ABOUT AuvERTISEMENTS.—Do not
lin g'seana,awer selly hob lel net g'meind, fail to read advertisements. The person
who takes a paper now-a-days, and ne
un bin aw widder on de frenollogy bisness,
rdects to read over the advertisements, is
Des kup wesha hut aw 'loch an guter ef
to lose, touch valuable information.
feet uf di.r Joe g'hot, for er is so ordlich i The advertising patronage of a paper
sober warm. Ich hob eam an fuller ex- , indicates not only the enterprise of the
city and county where it is published,
plaited— dos lei noddoor er reehter ,
amination gevva, un hob cam alley ex
' but it is also au infallible proof that the
•
business men are possessed of vim and
guter un shmarter 11101111, un dos waun er goaheaditiveness. Show us a business
yusht net sowfa deat, un a wennich besser community which don't advertise, and
uf scin korrockter acht gcvva deat, dorm we'll show you a community where
business is stagnated. The man who ad
kennt or aw an ordlich guter un re-
vertices in a liberal yet discreet manner,
slipect.abler monn sei. Mei explanation is sure to take the lead of his neighboi.
hut den Joe g'pleased, un tsuletsht hut who don't spend a cent for printers'
amohl de Jievvy awfunga, tsu earn tsu i It is also conceded that the man who ad
sliwetza.vertises keeps a larger, better and more
Se hut druf insist dos er now
complete stock of goods, and sells them
aw fershprecha mus nimmy tsu sowfa— , cheaper than the man who don't adver
ise. If you want good bargains, call on
t
adver
gor nix men fun drinks tsunemma except ;
yusht kalt wasser, for donn Becht se, but I the man who advertises.
ttiv -(•iu kill ,
fun' (I,nn L nut r :•••,11;-
("111 111:1(
un hut a slily ivas g'seind er
nix mea drinka Awer llt r Rev y
war ols mull net fiertich tit taut. ••Now
illicit eau.," seelit se. "du bisht an demo
krat- +islit net?'• " secht er, I•ich
(Loin," seelit tie Bevvy,
" rater novV W fershprecha selly
party of t u , ;.evva nn de llepulilicans tsu
joina.'' Sell hut awer mein Joe net recta
wella,7,awer de I;erry hut dertsu!r'slitickt
--hut cam ollvs explained we kb aw ols
noel' demokratish war—g•stat, un flreck
ich tin ferloadlet, awer yeti, skitter it h an
Republican bin hob ich an United Slitates
office grickt un bin noel' gor aw an pro
fessor fun frinnollogy. Uf ca mold is er
awer of g'shtonna tilt sogt, " Well donut,
doh is mei hoed. - Now bin ii It sawyer
g'wesha, uu sober warra, tut aw ninuny
lousich, un du aw yetz we dtt sogsht. Ich
feel sous ouuersht—g,lawb l ei chucks dos
4_ll yetz aw reconstruekt bin. Anyhow,
ich sog aw furrywell drool louttle; farry
well travellers of em kup rum, un thrry
well oily onnery dentokratishe
Met hen noun aw olles ivver g'shwetzt,
un tsuletsht is der Joe fort of der !wain
weg, goes an 4.)nnerer ;noun dos er war we
er kununa is. Wanner now yusht aw
week bliebt funs Kitzelderfers donn is er
all right. Awer ich hob int sin can close
tsu watelut for a weil anyhow.
Pl'!' SCIIIVEFFLEBRENNEL
JOSH BILLINGS' SAYINGS.
There seems to be four styles of mind
Ist. Them who know it's so.
2d. Them who know it ain't so.
:;(1. Than who split the difference and
guess at it.
4th. Them who don't care which wa3
it is.
There is hut few men who has character
enutf to lead a life of idleness.
Those who retire from the world on ac
count of its sins and peskness, must not
forget that tht.y have to keep company
with a person who wants as much watch
ing as anybody else.
A puppy plays with every pup he meets,
hut old dogs have but kw associates.
It costs a (rood deal to he wise, but it
don't cost anything to ho happy.
When a man 11):-3es his health then he
first i,egin take tare of it.
this is.
Mo,t people (lccline to learn only by
their oaa a I . X . pt . rienCe. And I guess thug
are more than half right, for I alo not sup
pox a man can get a g0()(1 idea of molasses
candy by letting annthrrli.lloactaste it for
Suee , ss in apt to make us fia.get
the time we wasn't much. ;it is just
so with the frog On the jump he can't IT -
menthcr tho time when he was a tadpole,
but other hulks can,
I wonder if there ever was an old maid
who ever heard of a match that she
thought was suitable.
Precepts are like cold buckwheat slap
jacks, nobody feels like being sass to them,
and nobody wants to adopt them.
If any man wants to be a bachelor, and
get sick at a boarding tavern, and have a
back room in the litirth-story, and have a
red-haired chambermaid bring his water
gruel to him in a tin wash-basin, I have
always said, and I stick to it yet, he has
got a perfect right to do it.
It is dreadful easy Work to repent of
other folks' sins, but not very profitable.
THE DEACON'S JUDE.
I n a village not from Cleveland the
followimr incident happened : Tom D----
and Hill W-- were two wild boys, who
delighted in mischief. One evening, while
walking through the village, they saw an
old sow rooting quietly in the street. This
sow they drove quietly toward the
church. which stood on a slight elevation
in the center of the hamlet. When they
arrived here, Bill, by some means, opened
the church, and with their united exer
tions they got the sow safely in, then re
locked the door. Soon the sow commenc
ed a loud rumpus in the church among
the seats and chairs. When the boys
heard this, they ran through the village
shouting that a ghost was in the church.
Soon nearly all the inhabitants of the
villa ! re were assembled before the edifice,
frown the inside of which a great noise
proceeded. It lutppeued that the minister
was absent that evening, and so it became
the duty of Deacon Gray to open the
church to see what caused the noise. The
deacon was not one of the bravest men,
and it took considerable coaxing to make
him proceed with the investigation. Slow
ly he Walked to tho door, while the
cr)nwd kept in the background more
slowly he unlocked the door, then after
some hesitation he opened it: but no soon
er had he done so than out Caine the old
sow, a large one of her species, passing
directly between the legs of our Deacon,
which were none of the longest, who fell
astride of the old sow with his face toward
her rear. Clutching her tail tightly with
both hands, he rode, as fast as the fright
ened porker could go, through the crowd
of astonished, dumblOunded, gaping vil
lagers, exclaiming as he sped along, i
loud, stentorian voice, "Oh, good Lord !
send my best respects to my family, for
Satan has got ahold of me and is taking
me to the regions in-fer-nap !"
fatitcr Abraltant'o Thip.
THE corner stone of a n, rd univyrsny
has het.o laid at .:Itlanta, I ieorgia.
iniated that thrty-tier thousand
American , (itTlllalll - ill
Tx (,rtli Carolina a man sentenced to
he haw:, Was reprieved . hy tele , ;raph un
the seallold.
11un.11.131 Youti , is said to he ~ hocked
at the discovery that several of his wives
exhibit au unmistakable tendency to flirt.
Ilepublicans expect to carry five
of the six Congressional districts in
Alabama.
pct. .14n. hut lii
NEARLY all the ladies of the Society of
Friends in Europe have discarded the
peculiar dress of the sect.
NEA ur.l" every policeman of Philadel
phia under the old regime has been re
moved by the new democratic Mayor.
E9l" A TATA" means being a little richer,
better looking, finer dressed and more
favored generally than your neighbors.
A movEmENT has been set on foot for
a reduction of postage on letters to one
cent each. Such a reduction, at no distant
day, is thought quite probable.
THE Baptists of Philadelphia have
nearly doubled their membership since
1S:";11. They now have 14,000 members
and 40 churches.
HoLmEsevuo, Bucks comity, boasts of
the oldest grist mill ill the State, having
been built in 11179, or one hundred and
ninety years ago.
TilF, Episcopal Convention of the
diocese of Pittsburgh, now in session, by
a vote of to 0, refused to admit the All
Saints Ritualistic Chareh.
SEVEN . colored and one white man have
been nominated for the Legislature by the
Republicans of Richmond, Va. How the
F. F. V.'s (1)110W1 1
HENRY ITOITK, Esq., of Lebanon, has
been appointed Deputy Superintendent of
Common Schools, vice C. R. Coburn, de
ceased.
THE Democratic government of Ken
tucky is running behind hand financially,
and it is accused of great extravagancy.
PHOMINENT Virginians at the capitol
say that the iVells ticket will carry Vir
pinia by thirty thousand majority, and
that the Democrats admit that defeat is
sure.
Miss AmAxn.s CuA to, of Cincinnati, a
few days ago, oltain4ql a verdict against
.1. I'. Sprague, of Chicago, tbr 110,000,
for lm•ach of promise of marriae . e. Heavy!
That broken heart i 5 effectually healed.
Tt E Lebanon ('heihi• says that a good
many thriners in that county still have on
hand their last year's wheat crop. It
could have I Well 5101(1, :•3nlllC months ago,
f0r2,.51/ per 1)115114.1. Now it 15 worth but
1.1 5.
Tll F. Young Republicans of l'hilatlel
phia have orgitnized themselves into a
bo(ly to prevent tho nomination and elec
tion of had and corrupt rn , ..% to places of
public trw,t.
ItANY Es sohl ill New York on
- Wednesday of last week :LS low as six
cents a quart, the best quality selling for
In cents. Whole cargoes of Norfolk ber
ries were thrown into the river.
IT takes three editilrs to start a palter
in New 4)lle:lns—one to ~ e t killed in a
duel, one to the of the yell° \V fever, and
one to write an obituary of the defunct
two.
]tru • nxis , of dress contributes nothing
to a man of sense, but rather makes his
sense inquired into. The more the body ,
is set MY, the mind appears the less.
THE best specimens of saddle and har
ness horses can he bought in Texas tbr
lifty dollars per head. Other horses in
the greatest profusion can be bought for
from live to fifty dollars.
T;n annual session of the Grand Lodge
of' Good Templars was held at Scranton,
Fa., last week. Five hundred and sixty
three Lodges, with a membership estimat
ed at .10,000 were represented on the oc
casion.
_Mils. SPItAo 1 - P: has transferred her
head-quarters front Sew York and Wash
ington to Atlanta, Ga., and is steadily
working to secure Southern votes for her
father, Chief Justice Chase, in the next
Presidential election.
TILE Council of Washington city has
passed an act compelling all licensed places
of amusement to admit all persons, with
out distinction of color, to any and every
part of the house, provided the price of
admission is paid.
IlExuy CI.IFFOILD, a desperate burg
lar, after receiving sentence of four years
in the penitentiary' at St. Louis, sprang
out of an open window in the Criminal
Court room, leaped a high iron fence, and .
escaped.
IT is estimated that the maple sugar
product of Michi, , an this year is one-third
larger than ever before. This would give
7,000,000 pounds, which, at the average
price of sixteen cents, would amount to
IT IS stated from Washington that the
last official act of the President before
leaving was to refuse the application of
the white Republicans of Macon, Georgia,
for the removal of Turner, the negro post
master there.
AN exchange says, persons who use
kerosene lamps will be glad to learn that
if the wicks are soaked in strong vinegar
for twenty-four hours and thoroughly
dried before being used, all smoke will be
avoided, the wicks will last twice as long
and increased brilliancy will be obtained.
THE society of Friends, has been re
ported to be dying out, but according to
their official statement this does not ap
pear to be the case. At the just ending
yearly meeting of the Orthodox body in
I'hilada, it was reported that their num
bers had increased by about 1,500 during
the past year, and there are signs of
renewed activity and vigor in the body
which give promise of long life tenure.
ow that summer Imscommenced in
earnest, and the heated term is approach
ing our local latitude, let us all remember
that it is not the great calamities of life
that embitter existence, it is the petty
vexations, the small jealousies, the minor
miseries that make the heart heavy and
the temper sour. 1) nit let them. Anger
is a pure waste of vitality; it is always
foolish, always disgraceful, except in
some very rare cases, as when it is kindled
by seeing wrong done to another; but
even in such cases auger seldom mends
the matter.
Our litt
(,r• ;iv
hotter.
\\lien is a wife like a ureat mat?'
in ien is wrappeil tip in her.
—The way to treat a wile is to treat her
to a new dress.
—Novin! , cora new trial--
second wife!
—A woman was recently arrested for
carrying, a concealed Iveapon. It was her
tongue.
—Young men, anxious to get rid of their
wild oats, will do well to get a sewing
, machine.
—Carlyle says, "if you are in doubt
whether to kiss a pretty girl, !rive her the
, benefit of the doubt."
-e—litte first day a little boy went to
school, the teacher asked him if he could
sp/ " Yes sir. " Well, how do 3-ou
spell boy:'' "Oh, just as other tblks (10.7 ,
—"Marriage," said an unfortunate
husband, "is the churchyard of love."
"And you men," replied his wife, "are
the grave diggers."
—lt may not indicate that intemper
ance is spreadin , , hut the fact is evident
that the ladies are all pretty high when
they go into the street—on their heels.
—lt is reliably rumored that the lady
who knit her brows is now devoting her
time to the same operation on a worsted
lap-dog.
---The man Nvho tried to sweeten his
coffee with his wife's smiles, has gone back
to sugar. Nothing like first principles
after all.
—A medical student says he has 11,Ner
been able to discover the Tone of conten
tbm, and desired to know whether it is
not situated very near the jaw bone.
—At no moment of difficulty does a
husband, knowing his own utter helpless
ness, draw so closely to his wife's side for
assistance, as when he wants a button
sewed on.
--A love-sick swain who wanders 'neath
the light of the stars, says he could live
forever on the lips of his lady. We think
it a lingted location for a permanent resi
dence.
—.Jennie June has issued a call for a
parliament of women to fISSOM hie next
October. As parliament is tieriy, tl rr , lll
a word s'ernifying ho
hi.rh el , l talk un that uyyasiun.
--Almost all the ladity; in fty
Lite haVe Icon Shutt— in t 'i
is pleasant to have it ocoithrly ilyintin
strateil that they have real ti•et, thou4h
in some eases they arc not, as small as
mustard seed.
--Snooks wonders where all the pillow
cases go to. Ile says— and sick is our own
experience--he never asked a woman en
gaged on plain sewing what she was
making, Nvithout being told that it was
a pillow ease.
—A man who paid his attentions to the
ladies did not take a receipt, and was ac
cordingly called Ilium for a s, , cond install
ment. lie discounted without hesitation,
and even appeared to take pleasure in it.
—"Did I understand you to say that I
was lousy, sir?" "Oh, no: I merely told
inyfriend that when it rained lice in I.;,rpt,
I thottifht that you must have been walk
ing about without hat or unthrella—that':3
all."
—Little Frank was taught he was made
out of dust. As he stood by the window
watching the dust as the wind was whirl
in!, it in eddies, he exclaimed, seriously,
"Ma, I thought the dust looked :s though
there was going to be another little boy
made."
—A. clergyman, who was consoling a
young widow on the death of her husband,
spoke in a very serious tone, remarking
that he was one of the few—such a jewel
of a Christian—you cannot find his equal,
you well know. To which the sobbing
one. replied, with an almost broken heart,
`•I'll het I will."
—Ai a debating club the question was
discussed whether there is more happiness
in the possession or pursuit of an object.
"Mr. President," said an orator, " sup
pose I was courtin , a gal and she run
away, and I was to run after her; would
n't I be happier when I coteli'd her than
when I was running after her?"
--The " oldest inhabitant " has been
reading a series of articles on the adulter
ation of liquors, and has arrived at a
somewhat singular conclusion. The an
alysis of those liquors showed an average
of about sixty-five parts of water, to thir
ty-live of spirits. "They don't give the
spirits u fair chance," said an aged bach
anal; they'll keep On fooling with water
till it depopulates the earth again."
WORTH A TRIAL
The Boston nal if Chemithw gives
the following amusing and instructive ex
periment : " Procure four glass tumblers
or common glazed teacups, and having
wiped them dry as possible, hold them
over the the to evaporate any moisture
that may still adhere to their surface ; for
if there is the least moisture it makes a
connection and spoils the experiment.
Place them upon the floor in a square,
about one foot apart ; place a piece of
board upon the tumblers, and have a per
son standing upon the board. This per
son is now completely insulated, the glass
being a non-conductor of electricity. Now
take a common rubber comb, and having
wound a piece of silk round one end of it,
rub it briskly thrtaigh your hair, and
draw the teeth parallel to the insulhted
person's knuckles, leaving a little space
between the comb and the person's hand.
The result will be a sharp, crackling noise;
if dark, there will be seen a succession of
spark* Repeat the process until the pile
nomeda cease. The person is now charg
ed with electricity, the same as a Leyden
jar. To draw off the electricity, approach
your knuckles to the person's hands or
his nose (being careful not to allow any
portion of your body to come in contact
with his,) and there will be a loud snap
and the sparks will be very brilliant. It'
a cat be held so that the charged person
call place his knuckles in proximi.y with
the animals nose, it will suddenly appear
as if it were in contact with an electric •
battery. A glass bottle may be used in '
lieu of the comb, but it is not so well
adapted for the purpose." Much amus?.-
tneut may be derived from this extremely
simple experiment ; and some of our nu- ,
merous young readers should try it.
OUR NEW OFFICE,
To substantiate tin. merit univez,ally ac
foriled to
-uourting your
WHEELER & WILSON'S
and at the same time to justify our chums to
the favor of the citizen.: of Lancaster County,
we will present to their attention a few strong
fucts :
First—We assert (undeniably) that
awarded at the Paris Exposition for Sewing
WHIM 11 WILSON,
after a fair trial before competent judges, (ap
pointed by tlu• Emperor Napoleon,) whose
duty it was to deal impartially in the perfor
la/11We of their commission :
COMMISSION IMPERIALS, /
Chantr-Dx-MAkes ' 6th July 1t , 67.
Mr. R. Hunting, 139 Event AS'irect, London.
Dena tint :—Replying to your inquiry, I be
leave to state, that the ONLY (301.1) MEDAL
for the manufacture aml perfection of :•ewing,
Machines, was awaraekt to Messrs. \V nuELF:a
WILSON, of New York.
Yours Respectfully,
DEPARTMENT OF STATE.
Washington ; May, 1; 4 6.3. C
T Whetter St. Wllsrm, of New lock.
sins :—TIII. Depal'illlPl,l. has received one Gold
aWI - 11 , 1141 to yOill' firm for sewing Ma
chine,, ai the Paris Univer , al Exvosilion, of
WM. 11. sl`. \VAUD,
.S',ceclar, q 1 Vole.
: o ihr po,it Ivo ,Alo of the
SEWING MACHINES
%NV MANUFACTI.IIINE;
WHEELER &WILSON
A FA3PILY SE WING MACHINE,
andas such, it has, in defiance of all competition
whether it be manly and honorable, or ungen
tlemanly and ignorantly discourteous, made its
way, held its own ; and established the well
merited reputation so universally extended to
the Wheeler ,sc. Wilson Sewing Machine. Nor is
it necessary in introducing the NY heeler t Wil
son to the citizens of Lancaster, that we should
speak in any way disparagingly of others. We
claim to have A FIRST CLASS SEWING MA
CHINE, complete, (with. uo single extra at
tachments to buy after purchasing,) the best in
use for family work.
In taking into consideration the unequalled
popularity of this wonderful machine and its
immense sale, it should be remembered that we
have derived no bettellt whatever from the sale
of manufacturing machines. Withdraw the
heavy machines from the sales of the different
compames, and where do they stand I Far be
hind the Wheeler & Wilson Co., who make the
Family Sewing Machine a speciality. The
Company's manufacturing promises at Brichre
port, Conn,, occupy a space of 5 acres, enclosing
an entire quadrangle, with a front on the N. Y.
& N. H. Railroad side of a quarter of a mile less
15 feet, filled with costly machinery.
Capital Employ:! 1,
Men Employed,
Machines, Daily Product,..
Number in Use,
In excess of any other,
In ot her woi ds,this Manufactory has adcrld
the industrial world the effective force of
000 seamstresses, s ud is swelling that 'mittens.
number by ad.U.ng 2,000 per day.
IL has ever conquered Lritish prejudice.
Charles Dicke qs himself has made it the sub
ject of a finely turned article in "Once a Week's
and the Load a Times, In an exhaustive two
column and a II:41f editorial, covering the whole
subject of Sew tog Machines, awards the highest
merits of praise to the WHEELER. & WILSOY,
as the one best calculated for household work.
It Is on tliti4 mission of labor-saving in RI:
parts of the world, London, St. Petersburg,
Madrid, Constantinople, Calcutta, Cape Town,
&c. Its agents a.rs cverywhere t brongtout
habitable glot f. wherever Li brics awe flown in •
to human apparel.
We respectfi . 1 :i claim attention, and cortitto
- invite the citizens of Lancaster county to vis
it our °nice, inspect the Machine, examine the
samples of the work performed, and compare
them with others. We willingly abide the re
sult.
MACHINEs SOLD ON LEA4II PLAN, AT THE
OUR NEW OFFICE IS
No. 64 Borth Queen-St.,
LANCASTER, PENN'A.
Neirilly _Mach'
SEWING MACHINES.
THE ONLY GOLD MEDAL
Machines for family purposes, waq
awaritol to tuo
HENRY F. Q. IPA I,RiNV,
Member of the International Jury
and Reporter of the Bante.
1.11:(,E,T N-1-)11;I:1;
FOR FAMILY
IN THE N y
(s]l co:ul)iIU i)
THE
excitt , lvel+.
1;000.
300
400,060
120,000 to 200,000.
HOWELL'S BUILDING,
J'l Of i ,4. O 1111 I.
n .F. Y.
v • ATTMZSVEY AT LAI%
Oy?Ter,: CA' EPA sT.,s,con,l
low the "I'ollllh - till Inn," Lancaster, Pa.
J I,IVINIisTON,
• Arrroltsm - AT I,A \c
iorrn...E: No. 11 Ntßalf DUKE. ST., yost .
north of the Court House, Lancaster, l'a.
HARLES
ATTDRNEy LAI%
/FFICE: N 0.3 sDt 111 DUKE STREET,
caster, Pa.
JOHN B. GOOD.
ATTORNEY AT LAIN
) FFICE: N 0.56 EAsT KINI.; sT., Lancaster
JW. JOHNSON - ,
• ATToRNEY AT LAW.
OFFICE: No 25 SOUTH. QUEEN ST., Lao
ter, ra.
P. HOsENMILLER,
• A 1.10/1 NEY AT LAW.
OFFIcE: With A, MEWL SMITH, Eery.,
Queen fit., opposite the office of "Father At
Imm,"l,anCaster, Pa.
AC. TIEINOEHL,
. ATTORNEY AT LAW.
oisricu.: No. 3 SoUTH DUKE ST., Laneas.
e j 0 N P. REA,
ATTOILN EY AT LAIN
OFFICE: With Hon. DicKEr, No. t:f Sot
QUEEN ST., lAtueaster, In.
MARTIN lIFTT.
ATToWNEY AT LAW
oFFIee of the into lino. ToArtoEvs STEVE
No. 26 South Queen M., laneaster,
A',NIos.MYLIN,
A7"IOIINEY AT LAII
=
RUTTER,
ATTimNEy AT LA
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)I , NICE: With General J. W. FISHER.
DUKE sT., Lancaster, Pa.
F. BAER,
ATThIINEY AT LAW.
I/FF . IOE: No. 19 Nowrii DUNE ST EVet, Lail(
ter, Pa. Idec IS-l}
Reading AdrertisemeJets.
TZ BERG ER,
A TTuirs; El AT LA
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=tM=M
tGEO fif ;-.F.; SELTZER,
• ATTORNEY AN D tot - N
AT LAW.
No. COUIIT STREET, (opposite the Co
liouse,) Reading, l'a.
Coul, Lumber, tee.
F'IILEU, 1311ENEAIAN c().,
IVIIOLEALE AND RETAIL
IWAI.EIt IN
COAL, (1.1 , ' 77/E
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NV EATII PM 11:1)-,
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inlll2-Iy] 1141 X MI 11W,, ~
fUrnishes. S'e.
UG. RElNlfl JA( fININGEIII..
A. J. 11EINOE1l
mANuFAcTunEnsAND DEALER
(.lJpm.. WHITE, C) FIN, AN!
'JAPAN
V A II V 1 S 11 E
1. IN , EED
TURPENTIN 6:c .
NO. I'u sown' EE x sTIIEET
(In the licp4one
LANCAST EP. PA
Also, liallogany Boards. Vt.wvr, an
Mouldings of ditierent a n,l pot
terns. All kink (frforitin. , .
as Bed Post-;, Tnl,lr 1,e2 ,
Spokes, flubs.
Also, AXLES, : 4 1.1t S,
Bons(' ,Mtriash (;Dods.
Furnishing GOO6ISI
HEADQUARTERS
FOR
UNRERCLOTHING, STOCKINGS, GLOVES,
COLLARS, CUFFS, SLEEVE BUTTONS,
s 4 limit's ware generally, at
ERISMAN'S,
No.l Ill; NORTH QUEEN ST., Lancaster.
Ant ever ous grosser slitoek goods—suitable
for Krlslutogs, ter-Yohrs nn onttery Presents—
so we
Hols-Dicker, Sclmup-Dicher, Collars, Hem.
tunnel K'nep, g , slitickte hemmer-fronts, Pocket
Dialler, Perfinnery, llohr-GE.DI, Cigar Casa, uu
onnery fancy articles ons
ERISMAN'S,
41.4 North Queen Street Lancaster.
(Om sign tutu gross shtreatich teem.) [no2o.ly
Book and Job Printing.
RAUCH & COCHRAN,
BOOK AND JOB PRINTERS
PLAIN AND FANCY PRINTING
OF ALL KINDS.
From the largest POSTER to the smallest CARD
or CIRCULAR, executed in the best style, and
at reasonable prices.
sir Orders from a distance promptly attend.
ed to.
OFFICE..—NO. 13, SOUTH QUEEN STREET
Auviu.ktizza, PasNA.
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