Father Abraham. (Reading, Pa.) 1864-1873, June 04, 1869, Image 4

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Bcm.rmirrown, June der 1, 1869.
MISTER FODDER ABRAHAM:
Doh for a pear dog hob ich an breef
grickt fun meim olta friend, der Tobias
Witmer, mit a bully goots deitshee ehtickly
drin, un weil ich hardly tseit hob an reg
'laser breef shreiwa de woch, btu ich tsu
der conclusion kumma, der sell shtickly
odder liedly tsu shicka fors mg eier
roushiche un bumerawlishe Booty Irifteitung
mei tau printa. De Bevvy lust eich greesa.
PIT SCHWEFFLEBTIMINER.
GEBURT'S-DOG—ON MEI OLTY.
Weaeht du noch Annie , sell-a mohl,
We ich a Buwelle war,
De Bocka roat, un freida fall,
Dei Awys hell un klohr
Mer warn druvva in der lane,
Was nuf ins Biahly geat;'
I Shtoffels Liz, un'd Sissy Keen
Un noch men kleany mted.
Mer hen dort druvva Erbla g'sucht—
Se wahra roat we bloot;
Du hust de shenshty all fersucht,
_Mier ware se tsu goot.
Du weasht, de meadlin hen so rlaeht,
We se sell g'seana hen,
Hob mich rehe.mt—hobs doch net g'acht
Ick war noch sheer tau idea. •
Un Blimlin fun der shenshta sort
Dos ich mei leawa glee— .
Hen bliet amongst de Erbla dort
Im Dimmoddy un Klee.
Oh I was is sheaner of der Welt,
Dos Blimlin, roat un weis ?
Un bloh, u i geal, im Erbla Feld—
Was sin se doch so neisl
Ich weas noch goot, in seller Tseit
Hob ich nix leewers 'du
Dos in de wises—long un breit
So Blimlin g'suoht we du.
Doch is es shun a longy Tseit
Bidder ich dort in dem Feld,
De Blimlin g'sucht, of tonngg un breit,
Un of dei Bussam t.
Der hent amohi a Giert e Whet—
Mei shweshterly un du;
Ich hobs prepared, mit hook un shpawd,
De Blumma nei "tau du;
Un wo ich hob im greens schwmhl,
De Kee dort hinna, rsuoht,
De Lady-schlippers, weis un geal,
Hob ich mit heam gebrocht,
Un hob se in sell Garde plonst,
Bei nacht, im mondes licht :
Der heats net gwist, bis yusht at wont,
Bent diers gegest s'war mieh.
Mer sin sell Tseit M'd Yankee Sheol
Im olta Block Shool-House;
Ich sea de shool-mam noch tm sittool
Un gebt de worts one.
Du hust se olefart nunner g'shpellt
Un husht so ghee gpleaet—
Es war kea mensh im House un Feld
Deer dish net hut g'praisd.
Mer sin amohi one "Devil's Hole"
Mei sbweshter.war derbet,
De Felsa sin dort greislich hobl,
De Banks sin sheer sky high.
A shlong war dort, net welt fum Bank,
Dkh hut se gone fershreckt,
Mei shweshter rief we oily krenk
" Du musht fern Bank a reek,
Sunsht wenn amohi des shlonga-fieh
So in dem Grass beer shleicht
We leicht wtersht du, weer weas wu he,
Im obgrund nunner g'scheucht."
Nord sin tur.ohl de grease mead,
De eteile Bank hinob,
Bis wo des wasser greislich weht •
Der weg war furchtbar k'nab.
Eich kleane, ben se hen gesetzt
Beside an grosser Bawm,
"Mer kumma bol" hen es g'echwetzt,
"Nord Bean mer mit eich heam."
Der hentgewart, a loagy Tseit
Es war e ich shier tsu long
Der lent gefsercht se sin nei ohlide
Es war tech dodes b ng.
Se sin net kumma—was tee du,
Hen dier so sure net rwist
Der rind fura•plaz, noch eana tsu,
Nord hen se etch aw rmiset,
Der fiend eich nerd im Bush fenert,
Un $e ton eich gesucht,
Mit engshta warsht du gone ferwsert—
Mei shweshter, weis we Duch.
Glahprunga ain'd er, gone we wilt,
Dei shnupduch husht ferlorl l
De groom rated hen aw gebrillt
La war a grease rft*.r.
Des war bet west fura groom Fall
vsol g'walttCh tsuckt,
Mer ems eic h fterchta, yusht 8Q boll
Mer ink whirlpool gtickt,
Nord hut sich's awer tau getra,
Kea unglick is possiert;
Se hen eich rfunena, (her sic aw,
Se hen eich ham gefiert.
lie mommy hut lbrdterbt getzoukt
Un huts Oh Masrads
We mot:wiles kind der Dods erlopgt
Derrick talche dumme shtieach.
Ohl wane ich on mei mommy desk,
We sheet se mich gefeertl
Wsoft ink ear der,undonk Shenk .
Wo se mit HtertallebFlat.
Ich wot ich kent se wWder lea,
geab 'Cr beasers g'bear.
Ich meach er sure kes Mertz ne 'weft
Wynn ich yusht bci er wier.
Se war so Ueb—mei Dawdy aw,
Kea mensh dears JErd
Het besser do, dos Belly tswea;
Ohl wow iob bolb eo wort!
Yetz sin se beaut—im Himmel nuf,
Wu's Hetty aw shun singt
Mit Goldne Herta, Engel ruf,
Bis tins der Doan aw bringt.
lich hob "na uft a Truvvel rmacht—
nabs aw net so gemeand,
Xehs mach:s una're 'n earam fach
Net bester„we's mer scheint.
De 'Yohra tikes wunner schnelli
Mei Hohr sin aw shun groh;
Dei Awg is tummy gor so hell
Doch immer frish un froh.
A inonch bekonntes is shun beam,
Nuf in de Amer welt,
Seit dem, in kindhcits lieb-getrawm,
Mir tuns tsusomml g'sellt
Ich weas net we es kumma is,
Kea meadly uf der Tract
Hab ich net g'sheit, wana's mich gekist,
Yusht dich—sell is a fact!
Un now, warm ich in welder welt
Mei gshefta, dreiva muss,
Hob'lch yusht ea Heertz—lieb geseilt,
Yusht can ferliebter kuss.
Weasht du noch wu de Hochtsich war;
On deinem Dawdy's House;
Der Owet war so hell un klohr
Mer sin im Gorda nous.
Der net-mood war om Himmel g'henkt,
Ole war sell you and 1,
De 'Aston:din sin nordaw rouse g'shlupt,
Ins shame Himmels mear,
Wo Gottes Liebe luersht un ruled;
Wo Tauter Tugend is;
Wo unser Liebe ne obiaelt
Wo eawichs Glick uns kisst
In leisern wispera, hob ich denkt,
"Ohlllerr, du Heber Gott."
Mach dos dei.Geieht uns immer lenkt
Fun now aw bis tsum Doat.
"Mach dos de Lieb, we's mondes Licht,
A yeader Dog improoft,
Un unser Henze besser richt
Bis uns der Engel rooft.
Un we der mond ols Keller wterd
Sei G'sicht mea of gekleert,
So leicht usu aw, du liebes
Ich weas sell hut er g'heart,
A monches is uns shun posseart,
Wo goot war, un aw shlecht,
Doch oily mohl wens uei Licht wterd,
Bret ich, "mach olles recht."
So hob ich.monche yohm denkt
Fergess es nimmer mehr;
De shlechta mensha hen sick g'regt,
In wicketer Revolution,
Se hen der Freiheits Fahna glegt
In dreck, Oh! welcher Hohnl
Nord hut sick olles uf. gemacht,
Mit Peif un Drum, un schwrert;
De "Jonnies" hen uns owl gelacht—
Hen rsawt—"der sand net schmart.”
Der Spinner hut se uf gehetzt,
Mat earam hoctUnoots geislut
Mer hut gemeant's weer olles lets,
Se hen uns gons surprised.
Awer yusht about tsu seller Tseit
Sin ruler nord ufgeweckt,
De beahty sin uf unser side
Hens g'sheft uf'd side geleagt
Un hen der Fawns, of gerieht—
Der shtawb detftu gewesht.
A yeader hut noch seiner pflicht,
Gedu sei very besht,
Oh! was war sell a shlimmy Tseit
For unser Fammillie!
Bleibt mer derheam—sell mer net right,
Geat mer, so is mer hie!
Oh! we fiel hen gevoluntiert,
Un sin em Fawns), noch,
De nimmy sin derheam appeard
Es ontwart keane shprochl
Doch wo mer drowse im Feld sin retest,
Un hen de Rebels g'wehrt,
So is des Nei Licht in dem west
A yeades mohl uf rshtart,
Un hut a yeady nacht improved—
Mit lushta hen mer's rem;
De dunkla Wulka sin removed,
Der Palm is in der Ina.
Der Uncle Sam is noch net doat
•
Obshun sei Bloot entraan,
Uf dansend Felder, greislich coat!
Er is an sounder mann!
Es hut em ordlich shulda g'macht,
Mer felt sell gone gewiss,
Doch wane mar olles wohl betraoht.
Is es besser we es is;
For hetta se de up - Mond grickt
Mit ears Schlavera—
Se hetta uns tsum lond nouse kickt—
Es weer kea mensh mea
For wo de Schlaverei exist
Is the kea wohres glick
Es konn kea moan wo krishtlich is
In Satan Reich tsurick.
Un wo an mensh ferbunna is,
Tus diens leawes long,
Dort in de stel a hinderniss
Es is. 'er immer bong,
Kea moan deer mit der bond arbeit,
Un sei er noch so Wring,
Ward klawya warm sei Geisht sich freit,
Es is a Crishtlich ding.
Der moan wo fret is, shemt sick net,
Wilhnd onPloog tau du, ,
ser &toroth but, is niemohli frei—
Sei ;Irwin& hut kea ruh.
Kei mensh rheart mit, mit Leib un Sehl,
Yusht ich mus for mich shtea;
Mer g'heara ail dem liewa Gott,
-It neaten fot ant kea Owen,
Doch ich An du sin ordlich eans
Mer wabtes olsfort g ' West,
Warm /eh dich hob, ich will net mea,
Mit dier bin ich geblest,
Obshon mer horte Tseita hen
Un wissa net wo nouse.
De kisser macha freida, wen
i A dutzeud ¢sin tsu house,
Un wenn de Tschl ferdupplet war,
Ust Wear& all so bmwf,
Es wear kea, eantaich one to spare—
'S hut dies dock sei lawf,
We feel sin, now in dent welt
Se baits hewer kea'—
Se &arida yusht es kosht se geld,
Nord sin se lvvel draw
Se wissa net we Hsertzens Lieb,
De brawfa kinner sin—
Ihr Leawa hut a schlechter trieb,
Es is kea Freude drin.
Wane unease ols beisomma sin,
OM morya, beim Gebeat,
•Ichinesitt yus& oily mohl ich bin
Out weg, wo'n Himmel geat.
Du bislit yusht belt im Fuftsichsta,
ger meant es immut net sei,
Ich mean ich bin om lushtichshta;
Un bin or dir ftrbel.
So we des Lawb om Mample-bawm,
,Int Karbala eleshcenerwert,
So lets bet dler, ich weas es kawm,
Das Twit bet dir fermeart
Ich wee* ivohl, was sell so macht,
Der geilond label dir,
Des Lftwa doh, is we a nacht,
Der Dog is fore der Deer,
Un we der Himmel frue, om tier,
In shenshter pracht, doh shteat,
So is des Crishtlich Leawes zier
On olte Leit, fust rate
In dem welt is mondes-licht,
Der Dog kummt mit der Sun,
Luss much yusht shoffa—meine nicht
Des shtterwa bringt mar worm.
Du husht wohl aw a hones loos
De serwet is tau shwear;
Ich wot ich weer recht retch un gross,
Dei shenkly weer ne lear
Dock wenn es Gottes wills is,
Dos net fiel ivverich
Tsufridda eel, is es beshta g'missz,
Es gent uns we mer's treibt.
Wil/iameville, N. Y., May 18, 18439.
Nutt&
ARTMI4 WARR OH WOMAN* RIGHTS.
I picht nig teht in a small town in Inji
anny one d last season, & while I was
standin at the door Lakin money, a c'eppy
tashen of ladies cum up & sed they was
members of the Bunkutoville Female Re
form & Wimmin's Rite's Assoclashun,
and they axed if they rood go in without
payin.
"Not exactly," sez I, " but you can
pay without goin in."
"Dew you know who we wor said one
of the wimmen----atall and ferughuli lookin
critter, with a blue kotton umbreller under
her arm—" dew you know who we air
sir?"
"My impression is," sed I, "from a
kertsery view, that you all females."
" We air, sir," said the feroshus woman
—" we belong to a Society whitch
whmnin has rites—whitch been ATst ra
n het to, her ptoper .tttetri4whlteh be
lieves she Is indowed wit h as much Intel
leek as man is—whitch beleeves she is
trampled on and aboozed—& who will re
sist hense4th & forever the encroachments
of proud & domineering men.”
Durin her discurse, the exsentric female
grabbed me by the coat-kollor & was
wringing her umbreller wildly over my
hed.
" I hope, marm," sez I starting back,
" that your intenshons are honorable? I
am a lone man here in a strange place.
Besides, I've a wife to hum."
" Yes,” cried the female, " & she's a
slave! both she never dream of freedom
—doth she never think of throwin off the
yoke of tyrincy &thinkin & votin for her •
self?—Doth she never think of these here
things?" •
"Not bein a natral born fool," sed I, by
this time a little riled, "I kin safely say
that she dothunt.”
" 0 whot, whotl" screamed the female,
swingin her umbreller in the air. "0:
whot is the price that woman pays for her
expeeriuncel"
I don't know," sez I; " the price to
my show is 15 cents pur individooal."
"lc can't our Soidety go in free?" asked
the female.
"Not if I know it," sed I.
"(Avon, croon man!" she cried, & bust
into teens.
“ Wcnlt you let my darter in?” sed an
uther of the earmark wimmin, taken me
uffecksliunitly by the hand. " 0 please
let my darter in,—shee's a sweet gushin
child of natur.79
"Let her gush!" roared I, as mad as I
eood stick at their tarnal nonsense; " let
her gush!" Whereupon they all sprung
back with the aimultanious observashun
that I was a Beest.
"My feemale friend," sell I, " be 4 you
leeve, I've a few remarks to remark; wa
them all. The female woman is one of
the greatest institooskuns of which this
land can boste. It's onpossible to get
along without her. Had there bin no fe
male wimmin in the world, I should
scarcely be here with my unparaleld show
on this very ocettehun. She is good in
sickness—good in wellness—good all the
time. 0, woman, woman!'' I cried, my
feelins worked 11D to ahi poetick pitch,
"you air an angle when you behave your
self; but when you take off your proper
apparrel & (mettyforically spe,aken)—get
into pantyloplhen, yoniesert year
ii des, 11 :of win"-
mm7s rites nos tins go roun like roarin
lyons, seekin whom you may devour
semeboddy--in short, when you undertake
to play the man, you play the devil and
air an emthtic noosance. My female
friends," I continued, as they were indig
nantly departin, " wa well what .A. Ward
has mill,
Tm editor of the Connetrut 0. Reporter
thue bewaileth the high Woe of•lash:
If you want to know what it costs to
keep a cow, just call at the meat market
and ask for a steak, and ,pay Or it if you
can and draw your own inference. Why.,
man; they ash eseve-fore-bite or two o
rump steak, ebak if Withre cut from t •
tenderest spot in Dan Rice's veritable
sacred cow, and as for pork steak, if" makes
an honest map,. "squeal" to think of one.
Beef hasn't been so high since the cow
jumped over the moon, and we don't believe
it was half ,so hth then. Talk about
" Itachael weeping over her children," and
" man can't live by bread alone," and all
that, as much assou please, but we know
one man who is going to try the experi
ment "anyhow," and Rachel may weep
about the children's; getting no hash as
much as she pleases, she won't get any
beef tea, not any, until prices "abate."
OF President Lincoln Thad. Stevens
said: " He was eminently a frauisman.
He once rated rile soundly for a speech on
the conduct of the war, saying I was too
fast, and would ruin all, I, of course,
thought him tqoAow, and we 144 a PrelitY
hot discussion. Just about a year later
he sent for met, ItVtd I went in him. It
was algtt day, end he wait lying about on
sofas and chairs, in a dis , jq try he
had. I knew Wm by the Phi, and
so was able to reconstruct m. Mr.
Stiveats,' he saki, ' I am flattered bY, jail;
speech.' 'Mr. President,"' said sent
not Witte that'rliVb speech
lately.' tI , kneh" , it;Ahe answered, but
this is a speech, you made last year—the
one I scolded you about, you.remember?'
'Oh; yes Mr . Paiesklent,* said I, one
don't eas ily roma your swain. I re
member pertbetly. l - Weil l Mr. Stevens
you were right *44 Iwo wren.' "
A Moieueissrr, upon Southern soil,
honor of the Um Of thexiiiiAds of brave
Union soldiers. Who , perished by starvation,
Jthe peU fisen 71.
y ail mesas =be *WV
so conspicuously placed that eve s ving
rebel, may at some period of his feee
it, and have recalled him the ipistures
of misery and death which his 'fiendish
barbarity assisted to produce.
TERRIBLE! The Detroit Post pictures a
dreadful state of affairs. It says:
" And, now two colored clerks have been
appointed in the Patent Office. Hence
forth no Democrat will invent anything
patentable; or, if he does invent anything,
he will, of course, refuse to patent it; for
what Democmt would not scorn a patent
perhaps filled up by a " nigger” clerk?
What Democrat would submit his inven
tion or claims to a " nigger” for examina
tion, or for record?"
Whether the world win lose much if
Democrats ofthe,moderu American school
cease to "invent" remains to be seen.
on gime gam
—Why is a hen immBrtal? Because he r
son never sets.
—"Here's to internal improvements, " as
Dobbs said when he swallowed a dose of
salts.
—Josh says that the man who kan ware
a shirt whole week and keep it klean,
aint lit for ennything else.
—An Irish editor congratulates himself
that "half the lies told about him ain't
true."
—"Jane," said a wag, "it's all over
town." "What's all over town?" "Mud!"
Jane's eyes dropped.
—"Doctor, do you think tight lacing is
bad fbr the consumption?" " Not at al;,
my. love—it is what it lives on."
—Why is a vain_young lady like a con
firmed drunkard?, Because neither of them
is satisfied with the moderate use of the
glass.
—lt is a pleasant thing to see roses and
lilies glowing upon a young lady's cheek,
but a bad sign to see a young man's face
break out in blossoms.
—A new mode of dispersing a mob has
been discovered—said to supersede the
necessity of a military force. It is to
pass around a contribution box.
—Josh Billings divides, the human race
into three classes—" those who think it is
so, those who think it isn't so, and those
who don't care whether it is so or not."
—A certain farmer's pigs svere so thin
- ghat they would' crawl - out ,through the
cracks in their pen. 'He finally stopped
that fun by tying knots in their tails.
—A little boy disputing with his sister
on some subject, we do not now remember
what, exclaimed, " It's true for ma says
so; and if ma says so it is so,ifit ain't so."
—A doctor up town gave the following
prescription for a sick lady a few days
since: A new bonnet, a silk dress, and
a pair of gaiter boots." The lady re
covered immediately.
—" Jane, give the baby sows laudanum,
and put it to sleep, and bring nie my
parasol. lam going to a meeting for the
melioration of the condition of the human
race."
—A daughter is alit always right
when she endeavots to imitate her mother;
but we do not think the mother is equally
right when, at a certain period of life, she
tries all she can to imitate ! - er daughter.
—A physician boasted at a dinner that
he cured his own hams, when one of his
guests remarked: "Doctor I would sooner
be your ham than your patient."
—Said an ambitious youth one day to a
young lady: "Don't you think Pd better
dye my moustache?" caressing the infant
prodigy. "I think if you let it alone it'll
die itself," said the lady.
—Mark Twain says that Horace Greeley
once tried to make a living as writing
master, and failed. His copy was, " Vir
tue is its own reward," and his scholars
got it " Washing with soap is wholly
absurd."
—An attorney, about to furnish a bill
of costs, wa3 requested by his client, a
baker, to make it as light as he could.
" AO' replied theattorney ; " that's what
you say to your foreman; but it's not the
way I make my bread PI
—A lady who was suffering under a
slight indisposition, told her husband that
it was with the greatest difficulty she could
breathe, and the effort distressed her ex
ceedingly. "I wouldn't try, my dear,"
soothingly responded the husband.
—A boy having complained to his
father that Bill had thrown the Bible at
him, and hurt him on the head, the father
replied, "Well, you are the only member
of ipy family on whom the . able ever
made the least impression."
—Henry, love, I wish you would throw
sway that book and talk to me, I ibel so
gull." (A long pause and no reply.)
" Henry, dear, my foot's asleep." "Is
it? Well, don't talk; you might wake it
up.,,
—For unadulterated economy commend
us to the German. Give him a salary of
forty cents per diem, and in ten years he
will own a briak block, a fat horse, nine
children, and a vrow broader than she is
long, and as good-natured as a blind kit
ten.
—A person
,being seated at a table be
tween two tailors, and thinking to be
witty upon them said: " How pretty I
look between two tailors." " Yes," re
plied one of them, "being only new be
ginners in busitess we cannot afford to
keep more than one goose between us."
"Dare are said a sable orator, "two
reads thr3ugh this world. De one am a
broad and narrow road dat leads to per
ditton, and de udder am a nrrrow and
broad road dat leads to sure destruction."
" If dat am de tale," said a sable hearer,
" the eu/lud individual takes to de woods."
—A young minister, whose reputation
for veracity was not very good, pnce ven
tured to differ with an old doctor of di-
V 1414 MAIO 1010 aligtael ,Ot ths #4,114f the
"rbd. said he, " the only ewe
my father ever whipped melt was for
telling the truth." Well," replied the
dcctor, "it cured you of it, didn't it?"
—A young and pretty girl, a little proud
of her g 944 looks, had a. 4agarrel with her
• kiver, who reproached her for caring more
for her beauty than his love. To prove
' to him how Much she loved him she broke
off her four front teeth, and; thus dis-
Ogured, east herself at his feet. It is, per
' hip, unnecessary to state that she lost
:her lover.
"'Canyou draw young man ?I- 1 44414nd
Quilp of an applicant for, private tutor
ship. "At ten years of age I tonld draw
beer; at twelve a picture; at fifteen, a
truc loaded with cabbage; at sixteen, an
inference; at twenty, a bill of exchange.
If I' were an actor I. believe I could draw
the largest kind of'a house; but being a
teacher, I am content to draw a salary,
the bigger the better."
—" Sir," said an rid Scotch woman to
her minister, I dinna ken a part of your
sefmon_yesterday." "Indeed, what was
it?" "You said the Apostle used the
figure of circumlocution, and I dinna ken
what it means." "Is that all? It's very
plain. . The figure of circumlocution is
merely a par.phrastic mode of diction."
"Ohl eh! is that all?" said the good wo
man; " what a puir fule I was not to un
derstand that!"
Sewing' Machines.
R NEW OFFICE.
To substantiate the merit so universally ac
corded to
WHEELER & WILSON'S
SEWING MACHINES,
and at the same time to justify our clams to
the favor of the citizens of Lancaster County,
we will present to their attention a few strong
facts :
First—We assert (undeniably) that
tHE ONLY GOLD MEDAL
awarded at the Paris Exposition for Sewing
Machines for family purposes, was
awarded to toe
111
after a fair trial before competent judges, (ap
pointed by the Emperor Napoleon,) whose
duty it was to deal impartially in the perfor
mance of their commiesion
Oonisisszor IstrudeLs,
ensirr•Ds-Mmes, eth July 16'1.
Mr. R. Mona Wigwag Elrod, Lowden.
Dims Sia to your inuniry, I beg
leave to state, the ONLY GOLD MEDAL
for the manufacture andpotion at Sewing
Machines, was awarded l7o Maas, Waxman/
WILSON, df New EOM
Yours' Itespeetfully,
HENRY F. Q. D'ALIGNY,
Member of Me M oral Jury
and Reporter of the same.
DRIPARTNEAT OP STATE,
WashinArton, May, 1868. S
To Wheeler is Wilson, 4! Pe* Fsre.
Sias :—The Department has received one Gold
Medal, award ed to your arm for Sewing Ma
chines, at the Parts Universal Eirmitien, of
180. WM. H. SEWARD,
Secretary of &ate.
Second—We assert to the positive sale of the
LARGEST NIIKBER OF
SEWING MACHINES
FOE FAMILY USE
OF .ANY MANUFACTURING COMPANY
IN ?MN COUNTUY,
(11 eosubine4.
THE
WHEELER & WILSON
$e esisissivoly
A FA.MILY SEWING MACHINE,
andel.; such, it has, In defiance of all competition
whether it be manly and honorable, or ungen
,
tleasanly and ignorantly discourteous, made its
way, held its own ; and established the well
merited reputation so universally extended to
the Wheeler a Wilson Sewing Machine. Nor is
it necessary in introducing the Wheeler d Wil
son to the °Maine of Lancaster, that we should
speak In anyway disparagingly of others. We
claim to have A *mot CLASS SEWING MA
CHINE, couillibte f itith no single extra at
tachment.' to biyid ituithasing,) the best in
use for family work.
In taking into consideration the unequalled
popularity of this Watiderful machine and its
immense sale, it should be remembered that we
have derived no benedt whatever from Vas eale
of mitantosturirkff Maolbinea Withdraw the
heavy maehines fro,* the sales of the different
eonspaana, and where do they ate ad I Far be;
bind the Wheeler & Wilson Co., who nuke the
Family Sewing Machine fE speciality. The
Company's inaindbetraliTh es at Briflire
port,Tonn, opens* a WOacres, eneslostng
an entire quadrangle, ',Atli a front, on the N. Y.
& N. H. Railtioad aide of a quarter of a mile less
Li feet, 11/Jed with pertly nieekinery.
count; Eturrairvil, tine" • .42,1cc0.-•
raiz- iMigodedi•• • . '' • Va .
ily izcithust,........ pit
1411,r . 1 / 1 1 4 ,01•••• , • ...... -.or •••• • •401•00 e•
ei=g et aP-11 `tai. ,I,V,Ouit i 0 200,00.'•
In other woi (isAins Mur ulliotory has a. 14 te
the indnstrialitcui4 the effective foroa of 1,7P4•
000 seamatiesse', t, nd l ie swelling that immenE 4.
number by ad l'ng 9,4)0 per day.
It has ever oontinered Britleh prelnctios.
merles Diokaqrs Wrotef has made it'ihe sub
jeot of &finely turned article in "Or.ze a Wsellei
and thetolL i tillE; Am exhaustive two
column itn riiiii,4oivering the whole
subject of gem,g *mtiee, awards the highest
merits of goalie tob the Wllt LER & WILSON,
as the one best calculated for household n oft.
It is on thia mission of labomilving in at
parts of the world, London, 4t. "Lambe-re,
lerdrldti4oloo94o4sagas, thdoultho Calm Tons
&o. Its agents a,r9 everywhere through Kit I h
habitable Rioter; wherever 901133 are indwii in •
to human apparei.
We rfailettivni cliktm attention, and core!r.l.
ly invite the ciuzerui Of Lancaster county to vis
it onr Office, inspect the.Naohlne, examine the
samples of the work performed, and comp*b
them with others. We willingly abide the re
snit.
M.A.CHINES EUXD O 1 4 ,04101 PI4AN, AT THE
OUR NEW OFFICE I$
No. 64 North Queen
HOWELL'S BUILDING,
LANCASTER, PENN'A.
Professional.
n J. DICKEY.
• ATTORNEY AT LAW.
Omni: SOUTH QUEEN ST., second house be
low the "Fountain Inn," Lancaster, Pa.
JB. LIVINGSTON,
• ATTORNEY AT LAW.
Orrice: No.ll NORTH DUKE ST., west side,
north of the Court House, Lancaster, Pa.
- -
C HARLES DE
ATTORNEY AT LAW.
OrliCat No. SOUTH DUKE STREET, Lan
caster, Pa.
JOHN B. GOOD
ATTORNEY AT LAW.
07710 E: N 0.58 EAST RING ST., Lancaster, Pa
JW. JOHNSON,
•W. ATTORNEY AT LAW.
Omer: No 25 SOUTH QUEEN ST., Lancas
ter, Pa.
liP. ROSENMILLER,_JR.,
• ATTOY AT LAW.
mner With A. Esau 1921Prit, Esq., South
Queen t., opposite the office of ~F ather Abra
basn,,, Lancaster, Pa.
A C. REIN OE ,CA,• ATT ORNEY AT LAW
Ouric3: No. 3 SOUTH DUKE ST., Linotater
JOHN P. REA,_
ATTORNEY AT LAW.
Orsics: With Hon. 0. J. DIVICXY, N 0.21 SOUTH
QUEEN ST., Lancaster, Pa.
MARTIN RUTT,
ATTORNEY AT LAW.
0/PICI of the late HOD. THADDIDI STEVENS,
No. SS Sout h Queen St., Lancaster, Pa.
AMOS H. MYLIN,
ATTORNEY AT LAW.
Owns: No. $ SOUTH QUEEN ST., Lancaster
K. RUTTER
u• A.TTOII4 4Y AT LAW.
01/iCf: With General J. '. Vaasa, 2.1013 TH
DUKE ST., Lancaster, Pa.
IDt F. BAER,
A.JP. ATTORNEY AT LAW
Orrice: No. to NORTH DUKE Street, lamas
ter, Pe. Keelyr
Reading Advertiseinents.
111 Dr MALTZBERGER,
ATTORNEY AT LAW.
N 0.48 NORTH SIXTH ST., Reading, Pe.
JGEORGE SELTZE
• • ATTORNEY AND CO R I3NSELLEIR
AT LAW.
No. 804 COURT STREET, (opposite ins Court
House,) Reeding, Pa.
Coal, • Lumber, etc.
EULER, BRENEMAN & CO.,
WHOLESALE AND RETAIL
DEALERS IN
COAL, OF THE BEST QUALITY.
YARD—COIL WATER ST. AND PA. R. R.
Omes—NO. S EAST ORANG S ST.,
LANCASTER PA. [dec 18Iy
B. B. MARTIN, 188.8888 T THOMAS, JOHN 8. MASON.
5,000,000
FEET OF DRY LUMBER.
MARTIN, THOMAS & CO.,
COLUMBIA, LANCASTER CO., PA.,
Manufacturers
At LOCK HAVEN, CLINTON COUNTY,' PA.,
AND WHOLESALE
LUMBER DEALERS.
WHITE PINE HEMLOCK,
POPL L ., WALNUT, ASH,
PWRING, SIDING,
WEATHER BOARDS,
PICKET& LATH, -
mbl2-Iy] BOX BOARDS, Le., be.
Varnishes, tte.
AUG. RIUNOZHL. J,AC. REINOEHL, JR.
A &J. REINOEHL,
. •
MANUFACTURERS AND DEAT.V.I2.9
COPAL, WRITE,
JAPAN OO/PFIN, BLACK AND
VARNISHES,
LINSEED OIL,
TURPENTINE, *O., an.
NO. 109 NORTH QUEEN STREET,
(In the Keystone Building,)
LANCASTER, PA.
Also, Mahogany Boards i Veneers and
Mouldings of different sizes and pat
terns. All kinds of Turning, such
as Bed Posts, Table Legs,
Spokes, .Hubs,
Also, Alms, simatits, to
House Atrtvidtisto Goods.
HE A D.QU.A.,ILT , .); R 8
FOR
UNDBROLOTIIINGI • STOCKINGS, GLOVES,
COLLARS, CUFFS, SLEEVE BUTTONS,
ad .RVs ware generally, at
ERISMAN'S,
KW& lye NORTH QUERN ST., Lancaster.
4
014.1,Flpse oblesk goals—enitable
a g i‘RlPlNFiikomintao—
obl-Dit!tber, adbotWaidier, Oollare, . Hem
-04,24.4
ennel K'ne p frehtlokteHemmer-Muds, Pocket
Weber; Perraniery, liobr.Cl6ll, Cigar cant, nn
mummy Limey articles ons .
41 Z. J. E
et RLSMANT,
16.11044114440 ea itail, Lanoa ster.
°malign tlum . antimafia' Hew) 131920-1 y
• Beek and Job Printing.
RAi;i6 - 1 COCHRAN,
BOOK AND JOB PRINTERS.
PLAIN AND FANCY PRINTING
OF ALL HINDS.
From %teed POSTER to the pastiest CARD
or CIE executed in the best style, and
at reasons e prices,
Sip• Orders from a distance promptly attend
eSlVPlCE.—so..l3, SOUTH QUEEN STREET
LANCASTER, PENNA.
(Jan &Jyr