Vaittomitianiocit peitoch.
BBEEF FIIIBSCHWEFFLEBREINER.
ScHLIFFLETowN, Moy der 19t. 1869
MISTER FODDER ABRAHAM:
l'ingsht Mondog kummt net oily dog,
under letslit fergcss ich anyhow net in a
hurry. Rh war in der Slitadt—bin so
mit 'em crowd, un hob der dog g'shpend
about we de onnery aw, except dos ich
kea lager beer g'suWit hob, nu of course,
ich hob aw ken kupwca ,'hot der negsht
morya.
\Vas awer au difference tswisha dens
forram yearich un cm desyearich Pingsht
Mondog! Isler meant net dos es sei kent
dos in earn kortza yohr an mensh sei um
shtenda so ferenncra kent dos ich hob Bid
der de same tseit forram yohr. For in
stance, forram yohr war ich noch an
demokrat; bin oily dog g'suffa warm; de
Bevvy hut sich un mich erneart mit extra
hort eholfit un morrickt tenda; ich bin
sellamohls oily dog ons Kitzelderfers;
wann ich ols geld glint hob, donn hab ich's
aw fersuffa, un wann ich ols g'shtrapt war
hob ich for common g'managed mich so
in de treats nei shaffa ue uf seller weg my
whisky kreaya. Un forram yohr war ich
aw in der Shtadt on' Pingsht Mondog, un
bob drei dallier un a frertle im sock g'hot
we ich derheam fort bin, awer hob ordlich
shlecht ous g'macht, for im EC rslita plotz
bin ich g'suffa warra uf lager beer; hob
an dallier un a holwer ferlohra uf so a
gamely wu se g'shpeelt hen mit drei korta
un donn hob ich de balance g'shpend for
whisky, un aw noch a wennich meaner
lager beer, bin tsuletslit Boat g'suffa war
m un ei g'shlofa uf em pavement dort hin
nich em morricht house, un fun dort hen
se mich in der lock-up gedu ivver nacht
under negsht dog hob ich tsu foos beam
gea missa un my drinks uf 'em weg uf
borricks kreaya. Now, sell war demo
kratish. We awer ware doh out letshta
Mondog? Ei ich will der's sawya. Ich
war widder in der Shtadt, un onshtadt
dos ich my middog essa grickt hob in a
lager beer shop, un uf lager, bellohney
sossitch, Limborricker Kies wu so orrick
shtinkt, un tswivvella, bin ich dort in sell
hotel nei in der King shtreet un hob amohl
tsu middog gessa we an gentlemann. LTn
sell war aw an middog essa—roasht beef,
ferdrickty krumbeera, wu se shmashl
pitatoes heasa. in Anglish, un ollerlea on
ner sash, un for 01l sell hen se midi yusht
an holwer dahler gecharged. 'eh hob aw
olles g'sea was tsu seana war; hob tawea
oranges un drei so glesslin full grund-niss
gessa; hob an holwer dahler gevva for an
presarfed seat im Drummer Boy's show,
un sell war's besht ding dos ich in all
meim dog un des leawas g'seana hob, ex
cept yusht sell ferdeivelt sheesa hut mer
net recht g'folla. Ich bob aw ma moncha
ding tsu geguekt we er uf de peafmenter
rum g'shtackert is fum lager beer un nine
shtrike whiskey. Ich hob aw ordlich feel
fun derma pollydisheners g'seana. We
ich dort om Court House ums eck rum
bin hob ich caner heara kreisha, "hullo()
Pit, wu nous?" un ich guck rum un
hohl mich der bettle wanns net derGeorge
war. Er but awer net fiel tsu sawya
g'hot—yushter hut mer tsu fershteagevva
dos er im sin het so a wennich a tickitly
uf kreaya for delegates tsu leckta for in de
Gufferneer's convention. Er hut mer
g'sawt mer setta all nei gea for der Shtew
ard, un aw for der Shmidt wu doh de yohr
ols Shreef war, un aw noch onnery, awer,
somehow, ich hob kea rechty notion for so
kserls gea de yusht so unnich sellam
George sei influence sin. Sell is so about
ous g'spheelt.
Awer, ich hob retch net all der differ
ence g'sawt tswisha dent Pingsht Mondog
forram yohr un des yohr. Forram yohr,
we g'sawt, war ich g'suffa, un g'shtrapt,
un ivver nacht im Lock-up. Des yohr
war ich sober, hob ivver drei un dreisich
dahler int sock g'hot we ich heam bin, un
keakupwea. Forram yohr hob ich
hussa aw g'hot we ich in der ahtadt
war, un an ordlich meaner ruck; des yohr
hob ich a pear neie finey tights according
tsu der letslit fashion. Forram yohr hob
ich fits grickt fun der Bevvy we ich g'suffa
heam kumma bin, un des yohr hut de
Bevvy g'sawt ich ww.e cans fun de beshty
menner in der United Shtates. Forram
yohr war ich evva an demokrat, un des
yohr bin ich an Republican un an leading
United Shtates office holder.
De Bevvy lust eieh greesa.• Der klea
Abey is g'sund un hearty, un de Bevvy
aw. De Posht Office wter net so shlecht,
wanns yusht a wennich besser betzahla,
PIT SCII WEFFL Eli REN N Eli
DIE Grand Lodge of Odd Fellows of
Pennsylvania were in session at Harris
burg this week.
1 Prom the Tided,. B Ile.]
NAMBY.
Mr. Nasby Tries au Experiment which Re
sults not as he Expected—The New Feel
ing Towards the Nigger in Indiana.
CoN.FEDurr N
i- in the State of Kentucky.) -
May 1, ISti9.
The Dia)erisy uv the country are not
i n th a t h a ppy condishen jest at this time
that I rood wish, as the satrap at the head
uv the Government, and his subordinate
satraps at the head uv the Departments,
hey not left ez many Opening ez they ought
to for our go)0(1, anti the reduckshen tiv
the expenditoors uv the Government so
persistently follered up is death to us.
We want grosuin, but it must is uv the
dismist clerks and army officers. I led
Government put a garrison into every
town cz we profcsied it wood, and coed
INT hey hed this summer in addition. the
potater rot, weevil, frost, locusts, floods.
drouth, yeller feever and cholery, we mite
hey stood some chance uv carrvin the fall
eleckshuns, for the people wooa hey mur
mord. lint ez long ez everything is
smooth, they lafl' at us when we insist
upon a change, and say, jeeringly, "Go
up bald head!"
And in addishen to these calamities we
hey bin, or are jest about bein, deprived
uv the nigger, wich hez bin our cheef and
best holt. 0, wat a backslidin there hez
bin in this matter! 0, wat a Leven there
hez bin uv the walls uv the Dimocritic
Zion! 0, wat a goin back there hez bin
on Dimocratic cardinal principles!
Feelin an uneasinis ill lily mind ez to
the condishen uv the public mind in the
Northern States en the adopshen uv the
Fifteenth Amendment.l determined to try
, a most hazardous experiment, I lied no
1 fears uv Kentucky, none. Kentucky will
git ready to adopt an idea ninety years
after date, but I felt that I wantid to be
satisfied ez to the soundnis uv the Ohio
, and Inji. any Dimocricy on this question.
To this end I determined to resort to
, strategy. I wanted to know precisely the
feelin entertained in those States regardin
the Afrikin. I wanted to see with my
own eyes the skornt'ul look wlch wuz for
merly slung at Afric's sons; I wanted to
hereagin from Dimocratie lips that cheerin
expression, "D—n the nigger, anyhow!"
To accompish this, I determined to per
sonate a nigger, and in that guise to go
boldly into Ingeany, announce myself ez
an Afrikin nigger, determined to assert his
rites; and note the result. I expected, uv
course, to be hooted and reviled. I ex
pected be stoned and shot at, but I wood
thereby kill two birds with one stun, viz.:
I wood disgust the Ingeariions with nigger
I ekality, ez they wood see to wat it wuz
leadin, and I could exhibit my scars to
Kentucky ez proof uv the stedfastnis uv
I their northern friends.
! Wat I determine upon I do. In my
younger days the feat involvin the posses
sion uv a horse, wich resulted in my bein
tried for grand larceny, and convicted
thereof by 12 prejoodist poryinen, and my
incarcerashen from which 1 wuz only re
leeved becoz my vote wuz needed to carry
Pennsylvany for Bookannon, this master
peece wuz conceeved and execooted in less
than four hours. Unforchnitly, the courts
wuz nearly ez expedishus, for four days
thereafter I found myself in a Basteel.
I entered Ingeany ez a white man; I re
jestesed my name at a hotel as a white
man, but left it a nigger, wich transfor
mashen wuz accomplished by means uv
burnt cork, in my room; which transfor
mashen wuz uv double yoose, ez it en
abled me to leave my hotel without liki
datin my account, wich otherwise wood
hey bin impossible. The county in which
I landed wuz a close one, the two parties
bein nearly tied, neither heving fifty votes
to spare, and there bein over a hundred
niggers in the country, the Afrikin will,
of he votes this fall, hold the balance uv
power.
With my face and hands black to the
color uv nite, and assuming the character
uv apreacher in the M. E. Afrikin church,
wich character I rood assoom, ez the
burnt cork hid the acquired color uv my
nose, I sallied forth boldly. Procoorin
the locashen uv the leading .Dimocra.t uv
the county, wich wuz also the candidate
for sheriff, I sought him out and demandid
a subscripshen for a Afrikin church ) wich
I asserted I wuz desirous uv erecting in
the east part uv the county, and uv wich
1 wu.z, the pastor in charge, holdin myself
at the time in such a posishen that a kick
coed do but little damage.
I wuz not kickt!
On the contrary quite the reverse! The
gushen candidate kindly, blandly and win
ningly begged me to be seated; he asked
me, with tears uv interest gushin from his
eyes, ez to the prospex uv our Zion; ez to
how many we numbered, male and female,
adult and youthful, and wether or not we
coodent indulge a reasonable hope that
many more uv our color mightn't be in
doost to leave the South and settle in the
county.
Ilopin to frighten him with nigger emi
grashen, which I hod heard him denounce
not a year before in onmitigated terms, I
anserd promptly that I wuz even then
arrangin for the removal uv three thou
sand into the county.
" Thank the Lord !" sed he. " The
admirashen I feel for the Afrikins—the
respek I hey for their manly qualities uv
head and heart, make me say, in the lan
guage of the inspired writer, The more
the merrier.' Here is my humble contri
booshen to your church," sed he, handen
me $lO, " take it, and may the Lord
bless its yoose. And next fall, after the
amendment has been ratified, and yoor
people get the rites which was alluz theirn,
I trust you will remember them wich hey
stood your friends, uv whom I am wich." ,
Dumbfoundid, I staggered over to an- '
other who wuz a candidate for Treasurer,
and to my surprise and horror he not only
give me $lO, but took me by the arm in
a most ailbeshnit manner, and insistid on
takin me round and assistin we in raisin
the amount I needid. Feelin that so far
ez hatin the nigger wuz concerned, all wuz
lost, I recklessly went with him, and
reely did raise 8100 cash off uv the candi
dates for the county offices and one wich
desires to orkepy a seat in Congris. Only
wunst was this wretch non plussed. Turn
ing a corner sharp, we came upon suthin
like fifteen gintlemen who wuz a workin
on the streets with a ball and chain at
tached to em. The minit his eyes struck
em he loosed his holt uv me and shot
ahead, keepin in advance till we turned
the next corner.
" Why this manouver as kt I, thank
ful that he had even that means of orlgi
nel Democratic feelin in him.
Aly dear sir replied lie. '
excuse me, but the fact is, l';
earfuls sitonashen. I'm a cand
Them g,entlemen vi
it's close
and chain hey votes, and they 1.
(Tool] prejudice agiii those uv y
We must humor their idiosyn,
we e:in ein•reet, em
and I'm laboring for it cite and day.
when it will be removed. My dear sir.
at the polls this tall will yo“ and vom
flock romember the hey made
and am makin ?''
lint I did come to greet. One us , these
candidates itn , istid on takin nigger uZ
he sllpposed Me . 01 lie, Linn' , 10 his 110lise
to dinner. Injoodishus vz I wuz 1 went.
and ther I met my fate. Ile led me to a
chamber. and without thinkin uv the
burnt cork on lily hands. I undertook to
wash em,wich I make a pint In; oloin reg
lady twice a week.
Thi' first =plash in the water showed
me my blunder. Off came the color, and
I stood atl)re him a white man intilsgnise.
He gave ono look at my hands, and then
the kiekin Ignoininyusly he led me to
the front door, and one kick landid me on
the sidewalk. Thank I leaven, he coodent
kick that iIGO out of my breeches pocket!
It is needles to pursoo this disgustin
subjick further.
Ez a nigger I wuz, welcomed ; when it
wuz known that I wuz a white man 1 wuz
ignominiously kickt! Is this the begin
nin of a TICW order of things? Is the
gers to reeeeve all the smiles hereafter uv
Democrats who want office? I fear me.
No sooner is ther a probability of this
race gittin a vote than the Democratic
leaders, forgittin ther proud Caucashen
blood, forgittin the difference in the anato
mical structor uv the two races, and for
gittin that the minit they give the nigger
a vote, their daughters must all mary nig
gers; they forgit all this, and cuddle with
em the same ez they allui have with other
inferior classes.
I returned home weary, sad and silent.
I hed nuthin.tu say tu Bascom; no cheerin
word tu sling at Deekin Pogram. They
didn't know what I went for nor how I
went, nor shel they ever know. I am,
however, satisfied that I must immejitly
make a shift into suthin. My time here
is rapidly drawin to a close—the shedders
is closin round me, and the nits is at
hand.
PETROLEUM V. NAsnY, I'. M.,
(Wieh means Post Master.)
CLERKS, NOT TRADESMEN.
Under this caption a New York paper
delivers itself tersely and pointedly upon
the difference between the clerk and trades
man, as follows:
"Of all the independent men in the
world, he who has served his time at and
knows the secret of his trade is the most
self-reliant. What to him is the price or
the fluctuation of stock—what cares he for
goods up or down; he needs but a job, and
where lives the good workman who is
long without one? But our readers don't
ngree with us. The older ones want their
sons to be gentlemen' clerks, empty
headed, smooth-handed, spindle-shanked
dandies behind a counter or in an office.
Our schools foster contempt, for ruder em
ployments, our social atmosphere is health
ful only for the hot-house life dependents
and subordinates; and the boys are as bad
as their parents. No early hours for them;
no sturdy exercise for them, no manly
self-support, but rather the sleek hair, the
fancy dress, the bowing, the dancing,
didling, namby-pamby scraping exist
ence of a serf, a slave, and a servant.
" All country lads despise the homely
independence of the farm, and long for the
drudgery of the city. All city boys turn
from the red-checked future of a trade,
and hanker after the pallid subsistence of
clerkdom. Why is it? Why it is, we can
not understand, for of every five ho enter
mercantile life, three go to the devil of
bankruptcy, the fourth manages barely to
wriggle out an uncomfortable existence,
and the fifth is able to stand steadfastly on
his pecuniary pins and whistle "away
with melancholy." Thousands of slim
waisted, narrow-cheeked, lank-legged lads
to-day walk up and down our streets and
beg for clerkships. They are willing to
sell tape by the yard, to sweep out stores,
to run errands, to do the the bidding of
master-merchants ' and take their chances
for promotion; but they are not willing to
learn a trade, which, when acquired,
makes them free of master, thoroughly
competent to support themselves, and as
independent as the proudest meethant in
the city.
" A good trade is the . key to indepen
dence, to prosperity, to success; and no
man who has one need care a snap of his
finger for the smiles of the rich or the
sneers of the world. lie can be the archi
tect of his own fortune, and the certain
prop of his old age. '7
A PHILADELPHIA paper has the mys
terious" piece of news that the rebel rain
Atlanta," captured during Wood,
of
war and
sold some time ago to Mr. Samuel
of New York, is being fitted out in the in
terest of the Cuban insurgen t ts. Arrange
ments for putting her in working and sail
ing order have been •made, it is said, and
it is hinted that it will not be long before
she is poking her nose into the Spanish
fleet wherever they can be found.
Tim following is an inscription on a
tombstone in Massachusetts. It is beau
tiful:
I came in the morning—it was Spring,
And I smiled ;
I walked out at noon—it was Summer,
And I was glad ;
I sat me down at noon—it was Autumn,
And I was sad ;
I laid me down at night—it was Winter,
.Azd I *O.
—A man in Holyoke armed two of his
neighbors with a mallet and a club to
hunt a burglar the other night. They
went around the house in opposite direc
tions and meeting in the darkness behmd
it, proceeded to pound and whack each
other in a fashion that would have been
terribly effective had either been the
burglar.
Jones, a hard drinker in Massachusetts,
had a fit and was bled. A neighbor held
the candle,
and another warned him
to be careful and not set fire to the blood.
Jones heard the remark. "There's no
danger," he growled, "it's Smith's rum."
—"Come here, sissy," said a young
gentleman to a little girl to whose sister
he was paying his addresses, "you are the
sweetest thing on earth." "No I ain't,"
she replied, "sister says you are the
sweetest." The gentleman "popped the
question" the next day.
'rlie tits,
—Newspapers are not the only things in
which there are items. Life is an item.
Man is an item. Woman is an item. The
little folks are items—not much to speak
of in one sense, but often spoken of, not
withstanding. The sky is an item, the
earth, the ocean, are items—the latter a
moist one. This is an item. Items arc
essential. Neither the world, newspapers
nor the ladies could exist without them.
—A young gentleman in a certain busi
ness house,having tarried much longer at
his boarding house than was thought nec
essary for the morning meal, was asked,
on his return, in a joking way, what he
had for breakfast. lie answered, candid
ly, "a cup of coffee, a mutton chop, and
some mystery!" "Mystery!" said the em
ployer; "what is that?" not having been
thoroughly enlightened in all the "myster
ies" of boarding house fare. "Why,"
answered the other, "that's hash."
the hour
By rolling headlong down the stair
- AV here's Mrs. Jones!" I cried to Ann,
With hands upraised in blank despair,
"she's at the rink,'' replied the maid,
"A rid in the veloeypade!"
- Sheridan gives; the followin2. humor
ous definition: Irishinan--a In:whine for
eonverthr potatoes into human nature.
- tin•diseontented husbands: hots•
Lo make borne liappy---o a wly some
where.
--Man may Lc a worm; but a glatwe at
the dandy proves that he is not the worm
that never dyes.
--A young lady of Staunton, Va., keeps
a list of her male acquaintances in a pock
et diary, and calls it her devotional hitn
hook.
---What is the difference between chari
ty and a tailor?---The first covers a multi
tude of sins; the second, a multitude of
sinners.
" Shingle weddings " are becoming
quite fitshionable in lowa. They occur
when the first child is old enough tospank.
—"I hope this hand is no counterfeit,"
said a lover, as he was toying with his
sweetheart's fingers. "The best way to
find out is to ring it," was the neat reply.
—"How long did Adam remain in Para
dise?" asked a vixen, of her loving hus
band. "Till he got a wife," answered the
husband.
—A Tavern near London has this sign
out:
"(;ood entertainment for all that passes,
orses, mares, men and asses.''
--A bachelor editor, who had a pretty
unmarried sister, lately wrote to another
editor similarly circumstanced, "Please
exchange!"
—"What! tipsy agan?" said a wife to
her husband. "No, my dear" said he,
"not tipsy, but a little slippery. The fact
is, somebody has been rubbing my boots
till they are as smoothe as a pane orglass."
—A good definition—A little girl in
school gave as a definition of "bearing
false witness against your neighbor'" that
"it was when nobody did nothing and
somebody went and told of it."
—An invalid disturbed all the inmates
of his boarding-house recently by imitating
a dog. When asked why he did so, he
said he had been ordered by his physician
to take port wine and bark.
--Jerrold once said: "Women are all
alike. When they're maids they're mild
as milk; once make them wivea,sand they
lean their backs against their marriage
certificates, and defy you."
—The wit deservedly won his bet who,
in a company where every one was brag
ging of his tall relations, wagered that he
himself had a brother twelve feet high. He
had, he said, "two half brothers, each
measuring six feet."
—A Frenchman brought two mugs to the
milkman in place of one, as usual, and on
being asked the meaning of it replied: "I)is
vor to mulch, and die vor to vater; an' I
will mix them zo as to soote myself."
—A little boy and girl had been caution
ed never to take the nest egg when gather
ing the eggs; but one evening the girl
reached the nest first, seized an egg and
started for the house. Her disappointed
brother followed, crying, "Mother Moth
er! Susy she's been and got the egg the
old hen measures by!"
—A young minister, whose reputation
for veracity was not very good, once ven
tured to differ with an old doctor of divin
ity as to the efficacy of the rod. "Why,"
said he, "the only time my father ever
whipped me it was for telling the truth."
"Well," retorted the doctor, "it cured
you of it, didn't it?"
—A bashful young man escorted home
an equally bashful young lady. As they
were approaching the dwelling of the
damsel, she said entreatingly, "Zekiel,
now don't tell anybody you beau'd me
home." "Sary," said he emphatically,
"don't you mind; I am as much ashamed
of it as von are."
—Josh Billings was asked: "How fast
does sound travel?" and his idea is that it
depends a great deal upon the noise you
are talking about. "The sound of a din
ner horn, for instance, travels half a mile
in a second, while an invitashun to git up
in the mornin i have known to be 3 quar
ters of an hour going up two pair of stars,
and then not have strength enough left to
be heard."
—At a religious meeting among the
blacks, a colored preacher requested that
some brother would pray. A half-witted
fellow commenced a string of words with
out meaning. At this the pastor raised
his head and inquired, `•Who dat praying?
Dat you, brudder Mose? You let some
body else pray days better acquainted
wid de Lord."
—"Typ me a ballad, my ladye faire, my
ladye a ballad typ." And ye man he
twirled ye black moustache that covered
ye upper lip. She lays aside her "broid
erie"—for hys love she stryves to win—
and to the weird-like ayr the ladye faire
attuned her mandolin. "I do not care for
a wild romance of ye days of old, " says he,
"but rather I'd hear, if my lady please,
some touching melodie." And over ye
ladye's music book ye gallant soldier leans,
while she sings, with a sweet and angel
voice, "Captain Jinks of ye Horse Ma
rynes.'t
Sewing Mizchi nes.
R NEW OFFICE.
)st ant kit. , tiO merit r) etnice rsully tie
WHEELER. & WILSON'S
SEWING !tiAti.HIN
And :it the Stane tittle to jubtify our claims to
the favor of the citizens of Lancaster County,
we will present to their attention a few strong
Et=
First—We assert (=amiably; that
THE ONLY oOLD MEDAL
awarded at the Parte Exposition for Sewing
Machinc , 4 for family purposeß, Wu
awarded to tnc
EMU & Wasp.
after a fair trial before competent judges, (ap
pointed by the Emperor Napoleon,) whose
duty it was to deal impartially in the perfor
mance of their commission :
COMMISSION IMNIIRIAL_,S
CHAMP-DE-MARS, 6th July 118b7. 5
sift. R. Ranting, 189 Regent Street, London.
DEAR SIR I—Xs')lying to your inquiry. I beg
leave to state, that the ONLY GOLD MEDAL
for the manufacture and perfection of Sewing
Machines, was awarded to Messrs. tirriaztica &
WILSON, of New York.
Yours Respectfully,
HENRY F. Q. EPALIGNY,
Member of the International Jury
and Reporter of the same.
DKPARTIIKIVT OF ETATK,
Washington, May, 1868.
To Wheeler & Wilson, of New York.
Sine :—The Department has received one Gold
Medal, awarded to your firm for Sewing Ma
chine*, at the Paris l'niversal Erposition, of
1867. WM. H. SEWARD,
Secretary of Mate.
Second—We assert to the positive sale of the
LARGEST NUMBER OF
SEWING MACHINES
DOR FAMILY USE
OF ANY MANUFACTLIRLDICi COMPANY
IN THE GiOUNTE,Y,
(all oombineell)
THE
WHEELER&WILSON
ie CECIUr iV64
t FAMILY SE WING MACHINE.,,
and as such, it has, in defiance ofall competition,
whether it be manly and honorable, or ungen
tlemanly and ignorantly discourteous, made its
way, held its own ; and established the well
merited reputation so universally extended to
the Wheeler & Wilson Sewing Machine. Nor Is
it necessary in introducing the "W heeler & Wil
son to the citizens of Lancteeter, that we should
speak in any way disparagingly of others. We
claim to have A FIRST CLASS SEWING MA
CHINE, complete, (with no single extra at
tachments to buy after purchasing,) the best in
use for family work.
In taking into consideration the unequalled
popularity of this wonderful machine and its
immense eale, it should be remembered that we
have derived no benefit whatever from the sale
of manufacturing machines. Withdraw the
heavy machines from the sales of the different
companies, and where do they ate nd t Far be
hind the Wheeler & Wilson Co., who make the
Family Sewing Machine a speciality. The
Company's manufacturing premises at Bridge
port, Conn„ occupy a space of 5 acres, enclosing
an entire quadrangle, with a front on the N. Y.
& N. H. Railroad side of a quarter of a mile lees
15 feet, tilled with costly machinery.
Capital Employed, over *2,000,000.
Men Employed, 1,000.
Machines, Daily Product, 300
Number in Use, 400,000.
In excess of any other, 120,000 to 200,100.
In other words,th is Manufactory has added to
the industrial world the effective force of 1,700,-
000 seamstresses, and is swelling that immense
number by adding 2,000 per (lay.
It has even conquered British prejudice.
Charles Dickens himself has made it the sub
ject of a finely turned article in "Once a Week,"
and the London Times, in an exhaustive two
column and a half editorial, covering the whole
subject of Sewing Machines, awards the highest
merits of praise to the WHEELER k WILSON,
as the one best calculated for household work.
It is on this mission of labor-saving in all
Parts of the world, London, St. Petersburg,
Madrid, Constantinople, Calcutta, Cape Town,
he. Its agents are everywhere throughout the
habitable globe, wherever fabrics are sown in
to human apparel.
We respectfully claim attention, and cordial.
ly invite the citizens of Lancaster county to vis
it our Office, inspect the Machine, examine the
samples of the work performed, and compare
them with others. We willingly abide the re
sult.
MACHINE , : SOLD ON LEASE PLAN, AT THE
OUR, NEW OFFICE IS
No. 64 North Queen-St.,
HOWELL'S BUILDING,
LANCASTER, PENN'A.
PPoji , ssional.
O•
J. DICKEY.
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ATTORNEY AT LA N%
oprics: StiUTil QUEEN ST., second house be
low the "Fountain Inn," Lancaster, Pa.
JB. MVIN(;STON,
. ATTORNEY AT I AW
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OFFICE: No. 11 NORTH DUKE ST., west side,
north of the Court House, Lancaster, Pa.
CHARLES 7)ENI T ES,
ATToRNEY AT LAW
OFFICE: No. 'OUTI{ DUKE 'TItEET, .
easter, Pu.
,JOIIN B. GOOD,
ATTORNEY AT LAW
OFFICE: N 0.56 EAST XING ST. , I.aneaker, Pa
W. JOHNSON. SON.
LI • ATTORNEY AT LAW.
()Irma: No '2.5 sOUTiI QUEEN ST., Laneas
ter, Pa.
IA P. IZOSENMILLER, JR.,
• ATTORNEY AT LAW
Omer: With A. }leer Smittr, Forth
Queen St., opposite the office of ~F ather Abra
ham," Lancaster, Pa.
A C. REINOETIL.
A -- x.
• ATTORNEY AT LAD'.
Ozpien: NO. SOUTH DUKE ST., Lan ter
JOIIN P. REA,
ATTORNEY AT LAW,
OFPICE: With lion. O.J. DICKEY, N 10.21 SOUTH
QUEEN ST., Lancaster, Pa.
MARTIN RUTT,
ATTORNEY AT LAW.
OFFICE of the Lute Hon. THADDEUS STatutne,
No, 26 South Queen St., Lancaster, Pa.
A MOS H. MYLIN,
ATTORNEY AT LAW.
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OFFICE: No. 8 SOUTH QUEEN ST., Lancaster
j K. RUTTER,
CJF_
• ATTORNEY AT LAW
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OPPICX: With General J. W. FiBUKR, NORTn
DUKE ST., Lancaster, Pa.
F. BAER,
• ATTORNEY AT LAW
Ottawa: No. 19 NORTH DUKE Street, Lanese
ter, Pa. [dee 18-Iyr
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JAL • ATTORNEY AT LAW
No. 46 NORTH SIXTH ST., Reading, Pn.
_T GEORGE SELTZER,
GP • ATTORNEY AND COUNSELLER
AT LAW. -
\o. 604 COURT STREET, (opposite the Court
House,) Rena Lug, Pa.
DPI, Goods, &c.
LITIZ GEAYA DE WELT!
TSIIUDY UN BRICKER AHEAD?
DER GROSS NEI ,SRTOR E
RIi•ADY FOR CUSTOMERS!
Dort geat iner onus for woblfebl itawia 1
AN NEIER SHTOCK GOODS!
DRY GOODS fun oily aorta ; Queensware un
Hardware; 011 y aorta Dialler: Goods for Moil
sleit un Weibelea, for lere-yohr un Summer;
Tsucker, Coffee, Kies, un oily onuery sorts Gra
ceries ; sorts Hardware for bans; Paints,
uehl un Varnish on de nidderehty Shtadt prices.
In fact, shier olles was mer denka home is tea
hawa, ivver one wobileal ins
TSIIUDY UN BRICKER'S
GEOSSA NEIA SIiTORE I
Besides, an Snit rater, fuller shtock fun ably
aorta
Kleader for Monsleit un Buwa;
Huet for Menner un Buwa,
An firtt raty slatock, an orrlg wohlfetil
bier clela aw in ollerlea bailers' produeo—
BUTTER, OYER, SCHMALTZ SKUNK A.,
SIIMOKE-TiMEE, DRY-BEEF, HINKLE, IP
PLE, SHNITZ, ac.—kaufa ma ferkawfa oa reg
ular morrickt prices.
Now is de tsei • macht etch bel, us judirt
for etch seiwer. Kummt in foor-weasa; kummt
uf geil ; kummt mit easle foora ; kummt uf em
railroad ; kummt uf velocipedes, odder kummt
tau foos. Mer sin gor net pertioular—yusbt so
dos der kummt for wohlfeala un first raty
goods, un bringt eir greenback's mit. Mind
der rectt plats is ous
TSIIUDY UN I3RICKER'S
GRrsgA. NEIA
If] Im GO-AHEAD SHTEDDLE, FVN LITIZ
Varnishes, &c.
AUG. REINOEHL. JAC. REINOEHL, JR.
A J. REINOEIIL,
MANUFACTURERS AND DEALERS
IN
COPAL. WHITE, COFFIN, BLACK AND
JAPAN
VARNISHES,
LINSEED OIL,
TURPENTINE, Itc.,
NO. 109 NORTII QUEEN STIVEET,
(In the Keystone Building,)
LANCASTER, PA.
Also, Mahogany Boards, Veneers and
Mouldings of different sizes and pat
terns. All kinds of Turning, such
as Bed Posts, Table Legs,
Spokes, Hubs, Felloes,
&c,, &c.
Also, AXLES, SPRINGS, ie. [jun S-lyy
House Furnishing Goods.
Book and Job Printing.
RAUCII & COCHRAN,
BOOK AND JOB PRINTERS
PLAIN AND FANCY PRINTING
OF ALL HINDS.
From the largest POSTER. to the smallest OARD
or CIRCULAR, executed, in the best style, min
at reasonable prices.
Mir Orders from a distance promptly attend
ed to.
OFFION.—NO. 111, SOUTH QUERN STRIBT
LASCASTIMI,