Father Abraham. (Reading, Pa.) 1864-1873, April 16, 1869, Image 1

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ENNSYLVANIA CENTRAL R. R.
Trains leave the Central Depot as follows:
EASTWARD. WESTWARD.
C i nein. Ex....12:17 a. m. Erie Mail 1:50 a. in
Phila.Exprese 5:12 " Phila. istxp... 2:40
Fast Line 7:02 " I Mail 11:15
Lane. Train.. 9:05 " I Fast Line..... 2:35 p. in
Day Express. 1:45 p.m. Columbia Ac. 2:45 "
Harrisb'g Ac..5:51 " Harriet)* Ac. 5:54 46
Lane. Train.. 7:29 "
Cincin. Ex....10:43 "
EADING RAILROAD.
WINTER ARRANGEMENT,
MONDAY, DECEMBER 14, 1868.
reat Trunk Li nel rom thc North and North
rest for Philadelphia, New York, Read,
ina, * Pottsville, 711maqua, Ashland, Sha
mokin, Lebanon, Allentown Easton,
_Eph
rata, Litiz, Lancaster, Columbia, &v.
Trains leave Harrisburg for New York as fol
lows: At 3.50, 6.53, 8.10 a. in., 12.40 noon 2.05 and
10.56 p. m., connecting with similar trains on the
Pennsylvania Railroad and arriving at New
York at 11.00 a. m., 12.20n00n, 3.50,7.00,10.05 p.m.,
and 6.16 a. in. respectively. Sleeping Cars aa.
aortoi ;B i66a. m' -•
• • ,14,"
Pine rove, Allentown and Phi‘adeip
8.10 a. m., 2.05 and 4.10 p. m., stopping at Leba
non and principal Way Stations; the 4.10 p.
train making connections for Philluiclphia and
Columbia only. For Pottsville, -chuylkill Ha
yen and Auburn, viaSchuvlkill and Susquc
Minna Railroad, leave ilarrisburg at 3.30 p. m.
Returning: Leave-New York at 9.sti a. m ,12.00
noon, 5.10 and 8.00 p. 1/1., Philadelphia at 8.15 a.
in. and 3.30 p. nl ; sleeping cars accompany the
9.00 a. nl. 5.10 and 8.00 p. 111, trains from New
York, without change.
Way Passenger Train leaves Phila lelphia at
7.30 a. m., conuccting with similar train on East
Penna. Railroad, returning loom Reading at
6.35 p. m., stopping at all stations; leave Potts
vile at 7.30, 8 45 a. m., and 2.45 p. m.; Shamokin
at 5.25 a. m.; Ashland at 7.00 a. m., and 12.30 p. m.;
Tamaqua at 8.30 n. and 2.20 p. for Phila
delphia.
Leave Pottsville, via Schuylkill and Susque
hanna Railroad at 7.10 a. in. for Harrisburg, and
11.30 a. in. for Pine Grove and Tremont.
Reading Accommodation Train : Leaves
Reading at 7:30 a. in., returning leaves Phila
delphia at 4:45 p.
Pottstown Accommodation Train: Leaves
Pottstown at 6.45 a. in.; returning, leaves Phila
delphm at 4.00 p. m.
Columbia Railroad Trains leave Reading at
7.00 a. in. and 6.15 p. in. for Ephrata, Litiz, Lan
caster, Columbia, tic.
Perkiomen Railroad Trains leave l'erklomen
1 unction at 0.15 a in. and 5.30 p. m returning,
heave Skippack at 8.10 u. m. and 12 45 p. m., coa
-1 ecting with similar trains on Reading Rail
On Sundays: Leave New York at 8.00 p. m.,
Philadelphia at 8.00 a. in. and 3.15 p. in., the
8.00 a. in. train running only to Reading; Potts
ville 8.00 a. m.; Harrisburg 5.60 a. in., 4.10 and
10.50 p. in. and Reading at 1.05, &W and 7.15 a. in.
For HarrAburg, at 12.60, and-fBl a. m. for New
York; and at 4.25 p. in. for Philadelphia.
Commutation, Mileage, Season,School and
Excursion Tickets, to and from tll points, at
educed rates.
Baggage checked through; 100 PO LIZICIS ItilOWed
each Passenger,
G. A, NICOLLS,
General Superintendent.
REAPING, Pe., Dee. 14, 1808. [(leell3-ltd&w
MUMM=I
Trains leave York for Wrightsville and Co
lumbia, at 6:20 and 11:40 a. in., and 3:30 p. in.
Leave 'Wrightsville for York, at 8:0J u. m., and
1:00 and 6:50 p in.
Leave York for Baltimore, at 0:00 and 7:15 a.
1211, 1:05 p. m.• '
and 12 midnight.
Leave York for Harrisburg, at 1:39, C:24: and 11:23
a. in.. and 2:30 and 10:16p. m.
TRAINS LEAVE HARRISBURG.
GOING NORTH.
At 3:25 a. In., and 1:20 and 4:20 p. m.
GOING SOUTH.
At 3:45 and 5:25 a. In., and 12:30 and 10:45 p.
deell-tfd
Photographs, Or.
GOLDEN GIFTS
Parents to Fanatics,
Father to Daughter,
GENTLEMEN TO LADIES
When the light has left the house, memoria
such as these compound their interest.
GILL'S SUPERB PHOTO.
Miniature or Opal Pictures, admitted to be
the best in:the city and no superior in th e State
Constantly increasing demand and great expe
rience in this style of tniniature give us greater
facilities and better results than any establish
ment outside of large cities.
STEREOGRAPHS OF HOME VIEWS for the
Geutre Table. Also, prismatic instrumentu
Large Colored Work by some of the best Ar
tists in Philadelphia and elsewhere in the high,
est style of the art: India Ink, Pastille, Crayon
a nd colors, at
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No. 20 East King-st.
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Coal, Lumber, ste.
EBLER, BRENEMAN & CO.,
WHOLESALE AND RETAIL
DEALERS IN
COAL, OF THE BEST QUALITY.
YARD—COR. WATER ST. AND PA. R. IL
Osszcß—NO. 2 EAST ORANGE ST.,
LANCASTER PA. [dee 18-ly
B. B. MARTIN, HERBERT THOMAS, JOHN S. M ASOS
5,000,000
FEET OF DRY LUMBER.
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Manufacturers
At LOCK HAVEN, CLINTON COUNTY, PA.,
AND WHOLESALE
LUMBER
WHITE PINM J _IIEMLOCK,
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FLOORING, SIDING,
WEATHER BOA RDS,
PICKETS, LATH,
BOX BOARDS, &c., &c.
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HARRISBURG, PA.
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Claim Agency.
JAMES BLACK,
ATTORNEY AT LAW,
AND
MILITARY AND NAVAL CLAIM AGENT,
No. 56 East King-st., Lancaster, Pa.
Being duly licensed as a Claim Agent, and
having a large experience, prompt attention
w•ill be given to the following classes of claims:
BOUNTY and PAY due discharged Soldiers amP
Sailors.
BOUNTY (additional) to Soldiers who enlisted
for not less than?, or 3 years, or wore honors
hly discharged for wounds received.
BOUNTY (additional) to Widows, Children, or
Parents of Soldiers who died from wounds re
ceived or disease contracted in said service.
PENSIONS for invalid Soldiers and Sailors, or
to their widows or children.
PENSIONS for fathers and mothers, brothers or
sisters of deceased soldiers, upon whom they
were dependent.
PENSIONS and GRATUITIES for Soldiers or
their Widows from Pennsylvania, in the War
of 1812.•
PAY due Teamsters, Artificers and Civil em
ployees of the Government.
PAY due for horses lost in the United States
service.
CHARGES.—Iees fair and moderate, and in
will • 11, made unt the ta.
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LIFE INSURANCE COMPiLVI
OF PHILADELPHIA
ACCUMULATED CAPITAL, 62,000,000,
After paying Losses to the amount of $1,120,000
CHARTER PERPETUAL
All the Surplus Dividend amongst the Policy
Holders every year.
THE ONLY TRULY MUTUAL COMPANY IN
TILE CITY OR STATE.
For further information apply to
JOHN J. COCHRAN, Agent,
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NEW YORK,
NO. 180 BROADWAY
J. F. FRUEAUFF, General Agent, for Ponn'a
NOILTH QUEEN STREET,
(Above J. F. Long do Son's Drug Store.)
This Company offers more SOLID and REAL
inducements than any other Life Insurance
Company in the country.
Send or call and get a Circular.
Active solicitors, male or female, wanted in
every township in the State. tjan 1.8 m•
Fcrttlizers.
WE lIAVE NO
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Farmers and Dealers who send their orders
direct to us, can avail themselves of the
LOWEST PRICES
And save the Commission. Early orders will
be advantageous to buyers.
ALLEN & NEEDLES,
Manufacturers of
IMI'ROVED
SUPER PHOSPHATE OF LIME,
AND TDB
AMMONIATED FERTILIZER
PERUVIAN GUANO.
We sell only No. I—received direct from the
Government
FISH GUANO.
A splendid Manure packed in barrels
We also ofter for sale PURI LAND PLASTER,
HYDRAULIC CEMENT and a full assortment, of
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A DISCOUNT TO DEALERS.
ALLEN & NEEDLES,
42 SOUTH DELAWARE AVENUE, PIIILAD,A
ESTABLISHED IN 1835
GEO. M. STEINMAN & CO.,
febll2-Sm] Sole Agents at Lancaster
CAUTION.
Whereas my wife CATHAMINE M. Las left
my home without any just cause or provoca
tion, all persons are hereby oantioneol not to
trust her on my account, as I will pay no debts
which she may contract.
DAVID 11. HEINEY.
Marti° township, April 9th, 113(10-3t*
LANCASTER, PA., FRIDAY, APRIL 16, 1869.
fairly tore from his finger. Then he drag
ged the body into the thicket, picked up
hisritle, plunged madly through the bushes
into the road, mounted the traveler's horse
and rushed away from the awful scene!.
We must now suppose a lapse of twenty
years.
In the spring of 1537, there lived in the
!city of New York a banker and a million
aire, whom we shall call Stephen Edwards.
Ile owned a palatial mansion, splendidly
furnished, in the very heart of the town,
and he and his wife were among the lead
ers of the fashionable world. They had a
beautiful daughter, gust turned of sweet
sixteen, who was about to be married to a
foreign nobleman, and great preparations
were making for the happy event.
One day, about this period, as the great
banker stood conversing with a gentleman
from another city, who called to see him
on business, he observed the latter sudden
ly turn very pale and begin to tremble.
"My dear sir," he said, in the usual
tone of oir hand sympathy, "what is the
matter? Are you ill?"
" little faint sir, but nothing, to capse
Abe ether "
- ec to Similar spells. If you will
be kind enough to excuse Inc for ten min
utes or so I will take a short walk, and re
turn in better condition."
In ten minutes he did return, said he
was quite well, calmly proceeded to finish
his business with the banker, and then
respectfully took his leave.
It was, perhaps, a week after this that
one night, the great banker was sitting
before the fire in the library, when the
servant came in and presented him a let
ter. lie took it with a yawn, opened it in
the most indolent and indifferent manner
possible, but he had not read a dozen
words before he came up with a start,
turned deadly pale, and trembled so that
the paper rattled, Ile finished the note—
for it was rather a note than a letter—
worked one hand nervously at his throat,
and with the other clasped his forehead
and temples. For a minute or two he
seemed to be choking into calmness, by an
iron will, sonic terrible emotion, and he so
far succeeded as to address ie waiting
servant in an ordinary tone.
"James," said he, "who gave you this
ri"
TRUTH lette
STRANGER THA,. " A man, sir, and said he'd wait fin. an
FICTION. , answer."
"Then I suppose he, is waiting?"
In the autumn of 1817, while the v?oodllis ," Yes, sir',"
were bright with the variegated hues " Very well; show him in."
which follow the light touches of early Soon there was a light tap en the door,
frost, a mountain traveler was quietly and the banker said "eons , in," iu an
pursuin g his way through a dark, broad, ordinary tone.
lonely forest, in the western part of the The servant opened the door, ushered in
State of New York. lie had ridden three the stranger, and immediately withdrew.
miles without seeing a human habitation, The latter was a man verging on sixty, of
and had yet two miles to go beiore he rough appearance. and coarse attire. lie
could get sight of another. Ire was de- wore an old gray overcoat, buttoned to the
scending a hill into a gloomy-looking val- throat, and a pair of green goggles, and
ley, through which flowed a shallow but his whole attire was saturated with rain.
swift running stream ; and on reaching " Take a seat," said the banker, point
the water he permitted his thirsty beast ing to a chair near the fire.
to stop and drink. "No, thank you, I'll stand," was the
At that moment a man came out from gruff reply. " You got my letter and I,f
a cluster of bushes into the road or horse- course, know my business," he added.
Wottvg.
THE FIRST OF ALL THE LAM).
Up to the outraged seats of power
He comes, the drat of all the land,
Unmoved as in the battle tour,
A people's favor in his band.
To whom but unto him belong
Welcomes to the Deliver's place?
It was his sword annulled the wrong,
And re-ennobled half a race.
His sword was in his greatest hour
To angry States the wand of peace ;
And, loyal to his silent power,
The echoes of rebellion cease.
And Fame to land and age afar
Shall glorify him doubly great—
Unbaffied soldier of the war,
Untroubled ruler iu the State.
Oh, land, to high occasion true !
The instinct of thy people brought
Their trust to him whose words were few,
But pregnant of the fields he fought.
•_' ..e ere reyo 0111ws
Beare some of an heroic breed.
Nor lightly way the land forgot
The men of thought or deed sublime,
Whose grand, decisive lives have set
Her luminous landmarks fur all time.
Oh, land, self-ruled and self-redeemed !
The Ilow of Peace, ascendant now,
Is fairer than the Promise seemed
When Freedom was a perilous vow
For other lands, beholding thee,
Alert with purer vigor, rise,
Shall scorn the ancient heresy
That Truth or Freedom ever dies.
Dissevered States the bond renew,
Purged form the old offence and shami
And to their last allegiance true,
Stand phalanxed in sweet Freedom's name
Oh, day of all the land'e desire
Of night long promise and release I
Night and eclipse with thee expire,
And dawn the happy years of peace
—Harper's Weekly, arch 13
_4tioctilatitoug.
path, on the other side of the stream.
This man was dressed like a hunter, and
carried a rifle on his shoulder. In his
general appearance there were 'nothing
that indicated hostility ora wicked design.
lie was of medium size, compactly built,
with intellectual features and a certain a
of gentility—seeming rather as one abroall
from some settlement for a day's sport
than a professional hunter. All this the
mounted traveler carefully noted before he
crossed the stream to continue his jour
ney, and when they came near „together a
pleasant salutation was exchanged.
" Fine weather for traveling, sir • • ,
marked the man with the gun.
"And for hunting also, I should sup
pose," smiled the other on the horse.
" Yes, there is game enough," returned
the other, " but I am not agood hunter,
and can show only one bear for my day's
work, and that is almost useless to me,
because I have no means of taking it
away. I would willingly give a dollar
for the use of a horse like yours for a
couple of hours. If you could sparo five
minutes or so, I would like you to seethe
bear. It is only just back behind these
bushes, some two hundred yards from
here."
"I will not only look at it," replied the
traveler, dismounting and fastening his
horse, "but, if not too heavy, I will take
it along for you, seeing I am going your
way."
The hunter thanked him in a most cor
dial manuer, and then, as if to make him
self agreeable and keep up the conversa
tion, inquired 'where the other was from,
whither journeying, and so forth ; and
learned in reply that the latter resided in
Albany, was a merchant in good business,
and was traveling partly for his health,
and partly with a view of making an ex
tensive laud purchase for future specula
tion.)7
" Well, here we are ! exclai
' fiftfidt—
hunter as the two emerged from - the Aso
thicket, through which they had slowly
forced their way, into the open wood,
" here we are, and now I will show you
as fine and fat a beast as you ever saw.
Observe where I point muffle."
He stepped hack some eight or ten feet,
deliberately raised the piece to his eye,
and pointed the muzzle directly to the
head of the traveler. There was a flash,
a loud report, -the victim fell like a log, his
face covered with blood.
This might and might not have been
the first ermine committed by the man with
the rifle. But as the traveler fell the rifle
slipped from his hands, and he shook vio
lently from head to foot; yet, he sprang
to his victim and hurriedly robbed him of
a purse, a pocket book, a gold watch and
chain, some curious seals, a diamond
breastpin, and a diamond ring which he
"You allude to this I suppose," return
ed the banker, producing the letter which
had caused him so much perturbation.
" Yes."
"I do not understand it. You have
made a mistake."
"No, no mistake at all; I was present
twenty years ago, come the tenth of next
October, and saw you,Stephen Edwards,
shoot the man, and I'l have you in prison
before morning. I've laid my plans, and
got everything sure; and if you go to play
ing innocent, and refusing my terms, I'lL
take care to see that you die stretching
p . l/
The banker in spite of himself, turned
pale, shuddered, and staggered to a seat.
" What do you want?" he groaned. •
"A hundred thousand dollars. Not a
cent less."
"I cannot give it—it would ruin me."
"Just as you say," rejoined the other,
moving toward the door. " You know
what will follow if I go this way."
" Ohl stay; you must not go yet!" cried
the man of crime in terrible alarm.
He argued, pleaded, implored for mercy
at a less fearful cost. In vain. At last,
the banker, seeing ruin, disgrace, and
death before him if he refused, agreed to
the terms. lle also agreed to meet the
stranger, with the required sum, on the
following night in front of St. Paul's
church. Both were punctual to the fixed
time, and bills and checks to the amount
of one hundred thousand dollars changed
hands.
A month later, there was a tremendous
rush on the bank of which Stephen Ed
wards was the principal owner. It was
soon broken and. closed. Then the sheriff
was set to work by eager creditors, and all
the real estate and personal property of
the late millionaire were seized and sold,
leaving him a beggar and many just
claims unsatisfied. Fashionable friends
deserted"the family, and the proud noble
man refused the hand of the ruined bank
er's daughter.
In the very midst of his disgrace and
tribulation, Stephen Edwards encounter
ed the man who turned so pale and be
came so agitated in his presence a short
time before.
" I think you do not know me, sir,"
said the gentleman, with a formal bow.
"Your face seems familiar, but I can
not place you," said Edwards.
" Permit me to bring myself to your
recollection then; I wish you to know me.
A little over six weeks ago, I was talking
with you on business, and you observed
that I turned deathly pale and became
agitated."
"Ali, yes; I do remember you now."
" Let me tell you why I was thus af
fected. My eye had just chanced upon a
curious watch-seal, which had once be
logged to a merchant named Philip Sid
ney, who was shot in the western part of
this State, some twenty years ago; and on
looking at your featurys closely, I knew
you to be the very villAn who perpetrated
the foul deed."
" Merciful GodP , exclaimed the banker,
with a blanched face and quaking form.
Yes, I knew you," Pursued the other;
"and a week afterward I disguised my
self, and had an interview with you in your
mansion. You remember that of course!"
" But," gaspeil the trembling wretch,
"did I not pay you your own price to
keep my fatal secret?"
"Fes, and with that very money, and
what other I could command, I was enab
led to buy up enough of your own bills to
make that run on your bank which broke
it, and forced ruin upon you."
"And what would you do, now that I
am ruined?" inquired the other, with the
deadly calmness of desperation.
" Now that I have had my revenge, I
want you to know that I myself am the
man you attempted to murder and did
role! I am Philip Sidney! Behold the scar
where die ball struck and glanced!" and
he lifted his hat and showed it.
"God be praisedP 7 ejaculated the other,
"God be praised that you are still living!"
and unable to restrain his emotions, he
burst into tears. ''o sir!" he continued,
"you have taken a load from my con
science—a weight from my soul. Though
poverty, disgrace, beggary, and death are
staring me in the face, I am happy in the
knowledge that I am not guilty of murder
—more happy than Ihave been for twenty
years, with all the luxurious surround
ings of wealth! It was my first and last
Crime, and I have never been able to tell
how 1 was tempted to so outrage my own
nature as on that fearful occasion. Now,
sir, do with me what you will--only I
pray you be merciful to my innocent
family."
" I forgive you!" returned the other
extending his hand. "I forgive you. You
have been fearfully punished already, and
as God has seen tit to preserve us both,
and bring us together, let us hope it is for
our present and future salvation, and en
deavor to live so as to deserve the bless
ings we receive. I will restore you enough
to keep you and your family above want;
and for the rest, I trust we shall both remem
ber we shall have to render an account of
our stewardship in another world."
Philip Sidney kept his word; and with a
fresh start in the world, and now an easy
'conscience, the still enterprising Stephen
Edwards accumulated a respectable for
tune, much of which he spent in charity,
Philip Sidney died in 1847, and Stephen
Edwards in 1851.
Front a private source we have all the
facts we have recorded.
Is not truth stranger than fiction?
e lfatker brahaneo t
RAT soup is one of the delicacies of the
Chines:: restaurant in San Francisco.
SMALL rot killed off three thousand of
San Francisco's sons and daughters.
THE Sunbury American this week has
donned a new suit of clothes and looks
very well in them.
YOUNG gentlemen may be pleased to
learn that it is becoming fashionable for
brides to lire one year with their parents.
.I.:AsTos has a man who has lived to the
age of 92. Ile never was intoxicated and
never tasted tobacco. Ilurrahfor Easton!
OBSERVE if you please, how remarka
ably well our women are looking now-a
days, without their wide war-hoops.
Six bridesmaids and no groomsman is
the correct thing now. The poor bride
groom must go it alone.
THE Salt Lake papers are making mer
ry over a tight in the household of a Mor
mon bishop, in which the "saint" got
fearfully thrashed by several enraged wives.
SOME of the Democratic tax collectors
in Schuylkill county, we learn from the
Journal, are heavy defaulters, and are
skedaddling.
THE New Orleans Rtpubtican says that
many of the colored men of that city can
not be distinguished from the white men.
They are only traditionally colored.
Tim Pennsylvania State Agricultural
Society has determined to hold its exhibi
tion on the 28th of September, and to con
tinue it for four days.
TUE Christian Register solemnly says
church fairs are a nuisance—and that it
is impossible to spend money rationally at
them.
AWFUL accounts of the peach prospect
are beginning to circulate, in order to ac
custom the people to high prices before the
time arrives.
Tyr: new administration has made the
slate business uncommonly brisk—for our
oldest inhabitant cannot remember the
time when so many slates were broken.
ALEXANDER 11. STEPHEN'S, thrinerly
Vice President of the 'Confederacy,' is
very ill and lying at the point of death at
his residence in Augusta, Ga.
PREPARATIONS are being made in Kan
sas City, 1110., thy a grand builitio hunt,
the excursionists intending to start on the
30th. Distance 405 miks--- fare $ . lO for
the round trip.
AN insane man recently visited the
Pennsylvania Legislature. and on his re
turn to the asylum, being as!;•41 what ht 3
thought of it, "Well, I think they arc a
branch of this establishment.
Jotug C. Breckinridge says that in pol
itics he is an extinct volcano. The intclli
ligence that we shall have no further erup
tions from this crater will be uncommonly
agreeable to the general public.
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No. 22.
WALL KINDS ow JOB PRINTING executed
with neatness and despatch.
GEN. DANIEL E: SICKLIN, of N. Y.
just retired from the army at his own re
quest, has b4n tendered the mission to
Mexico by the President. He has d&-
clined to accept.
'I7IIE Republican Invineibles of Phila
delphia, a large and influential political
organization, have adopted. resolutions
favoring the re-nomination of Governor
Geary.
Poor. Tom Thumb is said to drink too
much for his health and reputation. A
Kentucky paper thinks Mrs. Thumb may
find consolation in the fact that he can't
drink as much as other men.
THE more people do, the more they can
do. Ile that does nothing renders him
self incapable of doing anything. While
we are executing one work, we are prepar
ing ourselves to undertake another.
Tut other evening while titv Chicago
express was nearing Pittsburg at the rate
of thirty miles an hour, a passenger came
aboard. Ile is doing well considering
the circumstances. And so is his mother.
Josh 131ut1ios defines a "thurrer bread
bizncss man" as "wun that knows enuff
about stealin' so't there kart enny body
steel from him, and enuff about law se
that he can do his stealin,
MAINE newspapers say that there is a
great surplus of potatoes in that State, of
an unusually tine quality, and that before
planting time the prices will become con
siderably reduced. The supply in the
West this spring is also very large.
Tnr. New York Sun charges the
rich men of the country who "either make
no income returns, or make them untruth
fully, guilty of swindling their fellow-citi
zens. They arc morally as muck thieves
as the pickpocket or the shoplifter. That's
so
A NASHVILLE druggist has invented a
rat paint made of a preparation of phos
phorus. You first catch the rat, then you
paint him. After dark he looks like a ball
of fire, and going among his fellow-rats,
they vacate the premises, the "bright par
ticular rat following and hurrying up
the rcar.
A wow il l Onondaga county, N. 17.,
recontly cut out her own daughter in the
good ~ r ae-s. of her lover, and married him
herself. To obtain revenge for this most
umnotherly triek, the daughter set her
cap for and married the youn! , man's rich
father, m' whom he wt the o,lly heir, to
11 - w i tin is annoyance of her step-children.
A CITIZEN Of Indiana, who had the ex
pc:rience of eight wives, says that divorces
are much cheaper than funerals as a way
of disposing of an uncongenial partner.
The same remark will apply to Pennsyl
vania. The way divorces are rushed
through the legislature at Harrisburg is
simply infamous.
SEVERAL Colored men have been nomi
nated to important positions by the Presi
dent. B. P. Joubert, appointed Assessor
of Internal Revenue in Louisiana, C. N.
Wilder, Postmaster at Columbia, South
Carolina. and two of the Justices of the
Peace of the District of Columbia, are
among the number.
JOAN BROWN, an eccentric colored bar
ber of Akron, Ohio, died on the 30th ult.,
leaving property valued at $35,000. In
the year 1840," when colored children were
refused admittance into common schools,
Mr. Brown erected a school-house in Cleve
land at his own expense. For some time
he hired teachers and paid them, the
school being free to the children of hia
race.
KANSAS has a population of about 400,
000. It has six hundred miles of railroad
in active operation : and the best system
of roads projected and under construction
enjoyed by any State in the Union. There
are published in the State ten daily and
fifty weekly newspapers. The State has
a debt of one million dollars, and under
the Constitution, this debt cannot be in
creased beyond that amount without a
direct vote of the people.
RATHER PLEASANT.--A writer in
Packard's Monthly for April contends
that dying is not near so painful as gener
ally supposed to be; on the contrary,
"where acute pain is not wearing out life,
a careful diagnosis will show both the ap
proach and the presence of death to be pos
itively pleasant—as pleasant as the
approach and presence of sleep."
The longest word in the language,—An
ti-ve-loc-i-pe-des-ti-na-ri-au-is-mat-i-cal-ly
—is an adverb of sixteen syllables and
thirty-four letters, and isapplied "thusly:"
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Peter T. Flopadiddle, in propelling hi*
velocipede up Fourth street, very antivel
ocipedestinarianismatically lost his bal
ance, and after performing a delicate gyra
tion in the parting atmosphere, landed in
tke mud ; beat this who can.— Williams
port Bulletin.
THE young men of St. Louis have or
ganized into a society, for the purpose of
moving for the right of suffrage for all
young men over eighteen years of age.
We can see no objection to this. Certain
ly if a youth is old enough at sixteen or
eighteen years of age, to march to the
field and light for his country, he is also
old enottlt to march up to the polls and
vote for his country. Negro suffrage
granted, too, youthful suffrage cannot be
denied, on the score of intelligence.
MAYOR. Hall, of New York, has issued
an official circular, cautioning strangers
against swindling prospectuses, •ient from
this city by so-called co-operative unions,
gift enterprises, dollar stores, and other
schemes whereby property or value is
promised greater than the price asked to
be paid. Ilis Honor gives notice that
every such advertisement is necessarily a
fraud, and a false pretence, and country
newspapers which advertise them, he says,
arc simply aiding the swindle.
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