riej,)40113111414 , 464 RAUCH & COCHRAN, Northeast Rio Os** Nglearr, Isarsater. Timms OF SUBSCRIPTION 1 oom, see year, I ealpies (twill *an* addreseed,). dopte• la -- WOO II =OAS for each additional subscriber. FOX CLUBS, IN PAOKAOIIB. II 10 **kg, (to one addrees,) eO.O 0.00 espies " II 1 16 oripla " 14 16.50 so I, II 20.00 td VA for eadb additional anbilerlber. in-All intheeriptions must invariably be paid In advance. JOYS PRINTING Of every deserlption, neatly and promptly , exe anted, at short notice, and on the most reasonable terms. Professional. fl d —DICKEY • ATTORNEY AT LAW. °mom SOUTII QUEEN ST.,seeond house be low the "Fountain Inn," Lancaster, Pa. JB. LIVINGSTON, • ATTOHNNY AT LAW. Orrut: No, 'MONTH DUKE ST., west side, north of the Court House, Lancaster, Pa. eIIABLES DENUES, ATTORNS:Y AT LAW. Omen: 'No. 3 SOUTH DUKE STREET, Lan caster, Pa. e I'OTIN B. GOOD, ATTONNNY AT LAW. Orruns N 0.56 NAST KING ST., lesseaster, Pa. j - W. 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YUNDT, ATTORNEY AT LAW N 0.211 NORTH SIXTH ST., Resding, Pa. FRANCIS M. BANKS, ATTORNEY AT LAW AND NOTARY PUBLIC. No. 27 NORTH 811TH ST., Reading, Poona. Insurance. THE OLD PENN MUTUAL LIFE INSURANCE COMPANY OP PHILADELPHIA ACCUMULATED CAPITAL, 52,000,000, After paying Lowe to the amount of $1,120,000 CHARTER PERPETUAL Ali the Surplus Dividend amongst the Policy Holders every year THE ONLY TRULY MUTUAL COMPANY IN THE CITY Olt STATE. For farther information apply to JOHN J. COCHRAN, Agent, P. 0., Lancaster, Pa. no9o-tf 3 Furnishing Goods, &e. HEADQUARTERS /OR UNDBRCLOTHING, STOCKINGS, GLOVES, COLLARS, CUFFS, SLEEVE ISCTTONs, and Gent's ware generally, at ERISMAIVS No. 11}; NORTH QUEEN ST., Limiest:ter. An liner ono r ohtook good n—onttable for Krishdogto, - el-Yohro un onnery Presents.— so wo Hole-Dicker, Sobnap•Dleber, Collars, Hem termel g'shtickte Hemmer-fronts, Pocket Bieber, Perfumery, Hohr4Ebl, Cigar Casa, an ornery fancy articles one E. J. ERISMAN'S, 4134 North Queen Street, Lancaster. (Om sign fum gross Shtrealloh Hem.) [mrlo-1y Books and Stationery. C BOOKS AND STATIONERY. C SCHOOL and MISCELLANEOUS BOOKS, HSTATIONERY, H E FAMILY 4ND POCKET BIBLES, A SLA.NK BOOKS. A pLIBERAL REDUCTIONS TO Merchants, School Directors t Teachers. J. 11. SIIEAFFER, CHEAP CASH BOOK, STORE, No. M NORTH QUEEN STREET, LANCASTER, PA. AN GROSSE VARIETY! Bieber, Blanks, Bobbeer, Feddera, Hinds, Nada-gleaner, Pencils tin FOMBLIA UN SOCK-BEEVELA. J. H. SHEAFFER'S Wohlibbler Cash Bush Shtore_, Na.llll Nerd QIIIMIR Warms, Lancaster, Pa. nolo43rj Banking. DAVID Lida. BAIR & SHENK, 13 ,1 6. N E S, NOEITHRAOT JENGLPI Or OIINTRE SQUASH, LANCASTER, PENNA no9o-Iyl Book Binding. GEORGE WIANT, BOOS -BINDER . AND BLANK BOOK MANUFACTURER, NORTH QUEEN ST., LANCASTER, PA. BLANK BOOKS, For Banks, Morolnmate, County Oakes, 80., made to order. .1100/C BINDING, to an its branches. prompt ly attended to. (deo 4-lin 189 .... 18.00 VoL. 11. Funf 4 ' FURS! HAGER B BROTHERS have just received an elegant assortment of FANCY FURS FOR LADIES AND MISSES. Mink, Sable, Siberian Sq . uirrel, Fitch, Itrmine, Water Mink, le. Mon, Collars, Engenias, CironktriN Skating Naffs and Boas, Dwane , Down and Squirrel Ties, to. SHAWLS, In great variety at HAGBE t. BIKYZHERS Open and Tilted Centre Broehe, Eistori Long Shawls, Fancy Woolen Long Shawls, Cbildrenie Shawls. MOURNING SHAWLS. BLACK THIBZT IAN(; AND SQUABS SHAWLS, At Lowest Prices. • FAIL AND WINTER READY-MADE CLOTHING, EAGER & BROTHERS otibr for sale the largest stock, at lowest !prices, all of their own manu facture, Fine Dress Suits, Business Suits, Boys' Suits,rcoats, From the FINEST ESQUIEAIII BRAVER to good ordlomy grade. CrirlifteeATENGE— Black and Colors all grades. FRENCH COATINGS—BIack, Brown, Dahlia. SILK MIXED COATINGS—Foreigu and Do mestic. CASSIMERES--New Styles. BOYS' WMAR—In great variety. LANCASTERCOUNTY• SATTINETS—In all colors, and warranted strong. Just received and for side, at lowest prices, at HAGER & BROTHERS. nov WI-St• JUST OPENED BEAU MONDE HALL! 543 PENN SQUARE, 543 READING, PENNA., CLOTHS, CASSIMERES, BOY'S CLOTHING, FURNISHING* GOODS! noltf I GEORGE B. COLEMAN, Having leased Erben's old and well-known stand, NO. 42 NORTH QUEEN-ST., Offers to tho public an entire now and superior stock of GOODS of every description, which will be made up in the very best and most fash ionable style. GENTLEMEN'S FURNISHING GOODS Of every description, for sale cheaper than they can be had anywhere else in the city. tnov 20-tf Hats, Caps, Furs, itc. 1868. 1868. SHULTZ & BROTHER, HATTERS, No. 20 NORTH QUEEN STREET, Latest style Fall and Winter HATS and CAPS in all qualities and oolors. LADIES' FANCY FURS, We are now opening the largest and most oomplek_prios s. assortmeat of Ladies' and Children's FAN C Y FURS ever Offered in this market, at very low ROBES! ROBES!! ROBES!!! Buffalo Robes, lined and unlined; Hudson Bay, Wolf, Prairie Wolf, Pox, Coon, Lo. I= BLANKETS AND LAP RUGS Of all qualities, to which we would particularly invite the attention of ail persona in want of articles in that line. GLOVES, GAUNTLETS and MITTS OTTER, BEAVER., NUTRIA • HID, &a., &e. Ladies' !the Fur Trimmed Gloves, Gauntlets, MUM and Hoods. PULSE WARMERS and EAR MITTS. WROLNAALE AND RETAIL noS4I) le ,4hl, let no stripe on to Amish Ms *irk we are in ; to bind up Me nonYons wounds; to to see Virg Goods. } UR.4I MEE POS YEN AND BOYS Clothing. PORTICO ROW, A LANs LOT OP BEAVERS. VESTINGS, &c., & FIDZI WINTER WEAR A Lw.o, I=l GENTLEMEN'S LHVI G. COLEMAN, Cutter RUCH & BRO., PROPRIZTORS MERCHANT TAILOR, LANCASTKR, PENNA SEAL, BUCKSKIN, FLESH KB, LANCASTER, PA., FRIDAY, DECEMBER 18, 1868. Rod* IF WE KNEW. If we knew the woe and heartache Waiting for us down the road, If our lips could taste the wormwood, If our backs could feel load, Would we waste the day in wishing Fora time that ne'er can be; Would we wait in snch impatience For our ships to come from sea? If we knew the baby fingers Pressed against the window-pans Would be cold and stiff to-morrow— Never trouble us again— Would the bright eyes of our darling Catch the frown upon our brow, Would the print of they fingers Vex us then as they do now? Ah, these little lee-cold fingers; How they point our memories back To the hasty words and actions Strewn along our backward track! How those 11frie bands remind us, As in snowy grace they lie, Not to scatter thorns—but roses— For our reaping by and by. Strange we never prim the music Till the sweetdveleedthd has flown; Strange that we should slight the violets Till the lovely flowers are gone; Strange that summer sides and sunshine Never seem one-half so fair As when winter's snowy pinions Shake their white down in the air! Lips froth which the seal of silence None but God can roll away, Never blossomed in such beauty As adorns the mouth to-day; And sweet words that freight our tnetnery With their beautiful perfume, Come to ne in sweeter accents, Through tha portals of the tomb. Let us gather up the sunbeams, Lying all around our path; Let us keep the wheat and roses, Casting out the thorns and chaff; Let ns And our sweetest comfort In the blessings of to-day, With a patient hand removing All the briars from our way. pioceUmss. Ci4V:0 , 411.11:14.+MA It was in the days of our grandmoth ers, when there were brick ovens in the land, that Mr. Hubbard bought his house —the haunted house of Mr. very much against his wife's will. It was a very lonely house. It was next to a grave yard, which, though unused, was not very cheerful, and it had the reputation of a ghost. However, Mr. Hubbard did not believe in ghosts, and was too cheerful to be depressed by warnings, and never in tended to be lonely. " Mother Hubbard," he said, when his wife shook her head over the purchase, " I've got the house cheap, and it is a goo I one. You will like it when you get there. If you don't, why, then talk." So the house was bought, and into it the Hubbard family went. There was scarcely a chime! for a ghost to show his face in such a family of boys and girls. The rosy-faced master of the house and his little wife had ten of them. It was in View of the eternal cry of " mother," that the jollhusband had dubbed his Martha Jane " Mother Hubbard," using it In jeer at first, and at last because of an old habit. .Hearing it, the rest of It— fell into the way of calling the motherly soul "Mother Hubbard," so that it was more of her name by far than her baptismal Martha Jane. Having once expostulated and spoken out her mind, Mother Hubbard gave up the point. She scrubbed and scoured and tacked down carpets and put up curtains, and owned that the place was pretty; and as not a ghost appeared for a week, made up her mind that there were no such in habitants, and even began not to mind the tombstones. So the house wall got right at last, and baking day came about. In the press of business they had a great deal of baker's bread, and were tired of it. Mrs. Hubbard never enjoyed herself setting a batch of bread to raise as she did that which was to be eaten for the first time in the new house. "For I cannot get up an appetite for stuff that nobody knows who had the making of," said Mother Hubbard, "and all puffy and alumy besides." So into the oven went the bread, and out it came at the proper time, even and brown, and beautiful as loaves could be. Mother Hubbard turned them on their sides as she drew them forth, and they stood in the long bread tray, glorious proofs of her skill and of the excellence of the oven, when Tommy Hubbard bounded in. Tommy was four, and at that age one is prone to believe that anything will bear our weight. Tommy, therefore, anx ious to see the new made bread, swung himself off his feet by clutching the end of the bread tray, and over it came, loaves and Tommy and all. Mother Hubbard flew to the rescue and picked up the loaves. All were dusted in the tray but one, that lay bottom upwards under the table. "A bothering child, to give me so much trouble," she said, as she crawled under the table. "A—oh—ah—dear, dear— oh—my--." And there on the door sat Mother Hub bard, screaming, ringing her hands, and shaking her head. The children screamed in concert. Mr. Hubbard rushed in from the garden where he was at work. "What is the matter, mother ?" he gasped. Mrs. Hubbard pointed to the bottom of the loaf lying in her lap. " Look there and ask me l" she said. " It is a warning, William; I am going to be taken from them all." And he looked, and he saw a death's head and cross bones, as plainly engraved as could be. care for him who shall Aare borne the battle, and for his widow and his orphan, to do alt which may achieve and cherish a just and a lasting peace among ourselves and with alt nations."-4. Z. "It is accident," said Mr. Hubbard. "Such queer cracks do come, you know. But Mother Hubbard was in a queer state of mind. "The stories about the haunted house were true," she said; and the spirits have marked the loaf. lam afraid it is a warning." The loaf was put aside, for even Mr. Hubbard did not dare to eat any of it. But Mother Hubbard got over her fright at last, but the news of the awfully mark ed loaf spread through the village, and the people came to the house all the week to look at it. It was a death's head and cross bones certainly, every one saw that at a glance; but as to its meaning people differed. Some believed it was a warning of ap proaching death; some thought the spirits wanted to frighten the people away. The latter supposition inspired Mrs. Hubbard with courage; finally she leaned to the belief, and when another baking day ar rived, put her loaves into the oven once more, prepared for cross bones, and not to be frightened by them. The loaves baked as before. They came out brown and crusty as she turned each in her hands. There were no cross bones visible; but on the last were sundry characters or letters. What? No one could tell, until there dropped in for a chat a certain printer of the neighborhood, accustomed to reading things backwards. " By . George," said he, " that is curious. That is curious—r-e-s-u-r-g-u-m—resur gum, that is what is on the loaf—resur gum." "It is what they put on tombs, ain't it?" asked Mother Hubbard, faintly. "Well, yes," said Mr. Hubbard; "hut it ain't so bad as cross bones and skulls." Mother Hubbard shook her head. " It's even solemner," said the little wo man, who was not as good a grammarian as a bread baker. " I feel confident, Wil liam, that I shall soon be resurgumed; and what will those dear children do then?" And now that the second loaf was be fore her eyes, marked awfully as was the first, Mother Hubbard really grew pale and thin, and lost all her cheerfulness. " I have a sentiment," she said over and over again, " that the third baking will decide who the warning points to. I be lieve it is meant for me, and time will show. Don't you see how thin I'm get- Una , VI And though Mr. 'Hubbard laughed, he also began to be troubled. The third baking day was one of gloom. Solemnly as a funeral the family assem bled to assist at the drawing. Five loaves came out markless; but one remained. Mother Hubbard's hand trembled, but she drew it forth; she slid it on the table; she turned it softly about. She at last ex posed the lower surface. On it were let ters printed backwards, plain enough to read this time, and arranged thus: Died April thl, Lamented By her large family. "It is me," cried Mrs. Hubbard; " I am to go to-morrow. This is the first. I do feel faint. Yes, I do. It is awful, and so sudden," and Mother Hubbard fainted away in the arms of the most terrified of husbands. The children screamed, the cat mewed, the dog barked. The oldest boy ran for the doctor. People flocked to the Hub bards. The loaf was examined. Yes, there was Mother Hubbard's warning— her call to quit this world. She laid in her bed bidding good-bye to her family and friends, her strength going fast. She read her Bible, and tried not to grieve. The doctor shook his head. The clergyman prayed with her; nobody doubt ed that her end was at hand, for the peo ple were very superstitious in those days. They_ had been up all night with good little Mother Hubbard, and dawn was breaking, and with it she felt sure that she must go; when clatter over the road and up to the door came a horse, and on the horse a man. He alighted; he rattled at the door knocker; he rushed in; there was no stopping him. Up stairs he went to Mother Hubbard's room, and bolted iu. Every one looked at him; he took off his hat. "Yarding," said he, "I heard Mrs. Hubbard was a dying. That she had warning on her bakings. I came over to explain. You see I was sexton of the church here a few years ago, and I know all about it. You needn't die of skeet. just yet, Mrs. Hubbard, fbr there is neither spirits nor devils about, nor yet warnings. What marks the loaves is old Mr. Finkle's tombstone. I took it for an oven bottom seeing there were no survivors, and brick); were dear. The last folks before you didn't have them printed off, 'cause they made pan loaves, but we were used to them ourselves. Cross bones and skulls in the gingerbread we didn't heed, and I never thought o' caring for the resurgum. So you see how it is, Mrs. Hubbard, and I'm sorry you was skeered." Nobody said a word. The minister shut his hymn-book. The doctor walked to the window—there was a deadly silence. Mother Hubbard broke it. "Father," she said, "the first thing you do is o get a new bottom to that oven." The tone assured the assemblage of friends that Mother Hubbard was not go ing to die just then. Indeed she sat up the very next day, and as soon as the oven was re-bottomed, invited everybody to a tea-drinking, at which no one discovered awful warnings on the bread, or ghostly warnings on the gingereake. TUE cattle plague continues . to ravage Western Wisconsin. Pen lbrahaneti 6 . I IL Wm. B. ASTOR is 76, and reputed worth $100,000,000. BRUTUS S. CLAY, son of henry Clay, is in Washington. TILE case of Jeff Davis has been con tinued over to May next. Goons can be sent . by express in ten days from Chicago to San Francisco. Pool). GRIE&T is mad because he did not get the franking privilege last fall. THERE are more than 3,000 Homeo pathic practitioners in the United States. VERMONT, during the last five years, has had one divorce for every twenty mar riages. TEN cents per bushel is all the corn sellers get for their grain in Penton, Texas. Ix San Francisco there have been four hundred deaths from small pox in the last six months. AN old lady in Columbus, Ohio, is in her second childhood, and cutting her third teeth. The Lock Haven Boom has been pur chased by tha Penna. Railroad company. Price not stated. THE trial of Mr. and Mrs. Twitchell for the murder of Mrs. Hill commenced in Philadelphia yesterday. KNoxuE, an Indian chief, has sued the United States for false imprisonment, lay ing his damages at 810,000. PARIS has a new toy; it is a musical chair which regales one's ears with opera tic strains, whenever it is sat upon. IT 18 proposed that Congress make an appropriation to purchase a statue of the late Thaddeus Stevens for the Capitol. Mn. SEWARD, it is said, is making pre parations to visit Europe immediately after Grant takes the Presidential chair. RUMOR has it that Horace Greely bas been offered a place in Grant's Cabinet— probably that of Secretary of the Interior. GENELAL COLE, tried at Albany; New York, for the murder of Mr. lliscock, for the seduction of his wife, has been ac quitted. HoN. E. B. WASIIBURNE, of Illinois, succeeds the late Hon. Thaddeus Stevens as Chairman of the House Committee on Appropriations. GEORGE PEABODY, the American phi lanthropist, has made another donation of one hundred thousand pounds sterling to the poor of London. A grand ro-union of the western armies is being held at Chicago. Gens. Grant, Shermnn, Thomas and a hoste of our ablest generals are in attendance. Mx. Hannibal Hamlin is a condidate for U. S. Senator, from Maine, in place of Senator Morrill, whose term expires on the 4th of March. He ought to be elected. JOHN SHAFFER, of Hollidaysburg, Pa.. aged one year and eight months, died from hydrpohobia, on the 7th inst. He was bitten in the hand by a mad dog about five weeks before. IN Doylestown, Bucks county, a true bill has been found against ten men for fraudulent voting. They are all foreign ers, anti possessed of naturalization papers signed by J. Ross Snowden. E. A. POLLARD, brother to IL Rives Pollard, who was recently assassinated in Richmond, and author of the Lost Cause," lms, it is said, been appointed to a clerkship in the New York Custom House. THE Gettysburg Sentinel says that deer are unusually plenty in the South Moun tain. Two citizens of Gettysburg, one day last week, shot two, and a party from Juniata county killed three in the same neighborhood. THE Valley Virgiaimi says: "It may be said that the hills and ridges in all parts of the valley are alive with wild turkeys this season, and the number killed so far is unprecedented in the memory of the oldest hunters." A WESTERN farmer stopped in at a newspaper office, and seeing the immense piles of books and newspapers around the editor, said: "I am glad I don't have all these to read; I would rather work." The editor made no reply to this wise obser vation. A CORRESPONDENT •of the Pittsburg Commercial points out the dividends of a coal company which explains the high price of that article at this time. lie says the Steubenville Coal and Coke Company is declaring dividends equal to ninety per cent. of the capital stock. TiE office-hunters' raid upon President Grant brings to mind Mr. Lincoln's com plaint under a similar affliction. "I am like a landlord," said he, "who is so busy renting rooms at one end of the building that he has no time to attend to the fire that is raging at the other end." TuElNorth Pennsylvania Railroad Com pany offered to pay all the expenses incur red by those who were injured at the late accident on their road near Bethlehem, and their offer has met with general ac ceptance. They also presented the suffer ers with purses of money. THERE is an "humble individual" at Washington whose sands of political life have nearly run out," who is now open for an engagement for any official position, kle from Arman to President. With the Constitution in one hand and the flag bearing a star for every State in the Un ion in the other, he is confident of his ability to give satisfaction. His address is "Andrew Johnson, White House." Letters may be addressed in care of Mrs. Cobb. CASH RATES Oft A • ' • DI FATHER ABRAHAM. Ten lines of Nonpareil eontlitute a Square • 0 j 0 g r, Tlrorm. i glig l z,c)!c) o'3 r• 1 week ....'. 73 5 1 40'$1 110 1 360 . 6 004 11 50 1 weeks... I 1 101 1 60.. 2 70. 400 11 001 14 05 3 weeks... 1 40i 110, s 30' 600 10 4kool 17 00 1 month... 1 73. 100 390. 700,12 00 10 ft 2 ausallis.. 2 761 «00 , 14. Se 3 months ..' 4 411 4IIIt a tip 54 OD 6 months- , T 0 VI 'OO 70 121 1 year 1 8 se. IMal .40 so co oo is se kxeeutors , Motive 0 1 . 6 0 Administrators , Notice 3 66 • Assignees' Notice Ge ',Alf tore' Notice IMO SPECIAL NOTICES—Ten eents a line for the first insertion, and Sorsa cents a line for each subsequent insertion. REAL_ IMITATE adt.ertisentents, Ten cents it line tbr the first insertion and Fite eenta TEN for eaok additional insertion. iw- N' Ite•'ALL KINDS o► JOB PRINTING executed with neatnea and despateh. CARL SCHURZ is likely to be elected U. S. Senator from Missouri, in place of Hen d&*n, the recreant. "So mote it be. 'i'HE West Chester Republican sayetbit the average price of the best farnl land sold in that county this fall was from $440 to 43160 per acre. Tin Hebrews (Jews) dwelling in the United States number about half a million souls. They have 250 regular Synagogues, of which 30 are in New York city. A NEW YORK boot black has improved each shining hour and put $6,000 thereby in the Savings Bank. There is an exam ple for Lancaster boot blacks to follow, BOTH Mimes of Congress have now agreed to adjourn over the holidays front the 21st instant, so that but little may be expected either of interest or importance until January. SPEND your money where you make it. Buy your goods at home. Encourage your own shoemakers, tailors, cabinet makers, and other mechanics. Let each buy from each other. Patronize home first. AN exchange gives a simple remedy_ for colds and hoarseness, as follows: 'Take the whites of two eggs and beat them with two teaspoon sful of white sugar—grate in some nutmeg, and add a pint of warm water, and drink. A FRIEND from the country suggests that although there will be no bands of Sioux and Otoe Indians encamped on the Capitol Hill at Harrisburg this winter, from present indications jhere will be plenty of other "Injuns " around. Tux collieries in the Mahanoy coal region, Schuylkill county, stopped operi tions on Friday, in consequence of a strike among the miners. As coal had a down ward tendency last week, the "coal ring" take this method of keeping up the price. THERE was left for record in the Clerk's office of Cecil co., Md., last week, a mort gage given by the Columbia and Port De posit Railroad Company for the sum of two and a-half millions of dollars, to se cure bonds of the Company, the stamps on which amount to twenty-five hundred dollars. THE Chicago Post bids good-bye to "our President" as follows: "Andrew John son's message—stolen by somebody in ad vance of its delivery—(and a very poor steal at that)—will be found on the inside of this paper. We regret to encumber our columns with so much unprofitable reading, but, thank Heaven 1 It is Andy's last howl." Two old bachelors of Indianapolis, In dian, made a novel bet on the election. The loser was either to marry within six weeks or forfeit five hundred dollars. The Seymour bachelor is now trying to save his five hundred dollars by finding some body who will marry him. Ile has not yet 'been able to find her. Indiana girls don't like to be hugged by copperheads ! A SPECIAL despatch to the Philadelphia Press states that "No doubt now exists that Mr. Stanton will decline to enter General Grant's Cabinet under any cir cumstances. Ile has already regained much of his practice as a lawyer, which he sacrificed during the war, and it is well known that his future arrangements have been made with an evillent design not to have anything to do with political affairs." .1. S. MAnnx, from Brooklyn, N. Y., and on the way to Shippensburg, committed suicide by hanging himself to the door-knob of his room at the State Capitol hotel, at Harrisburg. Deceased was about fifty-five years of age. Between four and live hundred dollars was found on his person. It appears ,that the de ceased left home about two weeks ago for New York city, to get some money to pay his hands—carpenters. Ile had not been heard from until his family received news of his death. Ibis remains were taken home. THE Lewistown Tiee Democrat says: We hear it reported that on Friday last, while Geo. Rittenhouse, Absalom Wag ner, and others, of Granville township, were hunting deer in Licking Creek Val ley, a pack of eight or ten wolves gave Mr. Rittenhouse chase. lie fired, break ing the leg of the foremost, and fired again, breaking its jaw. The rest of the hunters coming up with the dogs, Mr. R. was en abled, after some difficulty, to finally dis patch the ferocious "varment." It is said to have measured six feet from the tip or the tail to the nose. A LITTLE child was buried in Lewis town, I'a., thirteen years ago. The grave was recently re-opened. The entire up per portion of the body from the little thighs had returned to the native "dust," nothing remaining to indicate the form of a human being, while from the thighs downward was the most perfect model of the plump, beautifully rounded limbs of a babe; everything delineated to perfection —perfect as in life—yet solid and white as Parisian marble; even the little shoes preserved upon its feet as at the closing of the little coffin thirteen years ago. TILE Philadelphia Press says: We are informed that there is at one of the medi cal colleges of this city a lady who is en deavoring to have a water-snake taken from her stomach. She says that she swallowed it several years ago while drink ing from a hydrant. It has grown quite large, and consumes so much of the food that the woman takes that she is most dreadfully emaciated. Some tales are told about it that seem almost incredible. Suffice it to say that efforts are being made by the physicians to extract the unwel come intruder alive. If relief is not given soon the unfortunate woman must surely die, as she is daily becoming weaker. mu