Father Abraham. (Reading, Pa.) 1864-1873, August 28, 1868, Image 4

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who expee, sp'e; ively to hold the
posish ,, n,s iiv Asiessor, Colic:lcy and iVlliske
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iickh...ite the host 'tiffs with iiags and ttaiis
' parencies. anti inv , ell iiith a pair in- ready
nuuic viols. u hi. •ti 1 1111111,lied consicl~sahle to
look 010, sv that they show! not
sn , spect the/ Ilunis he ii i.ia appiie,l in that
way. II . 111htli 11:leiler is :I 11:Sil'Itt aide
11:3titery. They Wooh Oli,h`eh: ill they knriw
lied clothed myself with their thorioy, in
stead [iv Wasihl; IL in taller candles and sick,
e Bien burn out and leave nothing behind.
1 wuz ecommiikle expenditoons, or
rather but little expense was nesary. Desirin
to wake the enthoosi sin fly the Demoerisy, 1
procoored a passel uv Confedrit battle flags,
wicli the returned heroes lied brut home with
ern, and Led the talismanic words, "Seymore
and Blare" painted across ent. The etfeck
wuz gorgns! Ez nite approacht I lied the
transparencies saved over from a eelebrashen
wick lied bin held after the battle iv Chicka
mauga lighted up. The enthoosiasm, ez the
populace saw these. and listened to Captain
ez he red em to em, wuz overpow
erin. Dow they cheered ez the words flasht
out into the nite, "Southern Bites, Southern
Alen and a Southern Government I" "Death
to Northern Direlins!" "Down with the gor
illa Linkin !" No quarters to Federal invad
ers!" And when Boregard's black flag, onto
which "Seyinore and Blare" wuz painted in
red letters, wuz unfurled, there arose sick
cheers for the nominees nv the Noo York
Convenshint ez 1 lied never heerd liefore,
nor eki 1(1
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red hot, the trmil,h , commenced. Penni
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hisky, by the h a l by 411 . iitk.) and
the httituivo. Ity em ii-sisti‘it I'lllll Issalier
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Lt Ilie melee the l latfortn, tiitg ittel
wit-A tore 41041 , nearly lit tialt:in lily
Jog, fur whirl: l irtiz iusulli,hently remuner
ated I,y the hollered front
tho iiro:sirate itie',er ry
assistin (111 to riz,.
:kfter the serimmutt.!. wtiz tit or, 101 l it
' and 13h4ler came. with three tii:2'gers, into
nascont's,where he v. oz reptirin tiamites,
which rernarkt that, they Led held a meetin
and lic,l past resoloshens thitokin the Lord
devoutly Mr heven rclettvetl fhe Ihputilikan
party of the. Blair family, :out symprithizin
with the Democrisy wich lied receeved ew
and also acknowledgin the obligashun the
colored men of the nteshun were under to the
Demoerisy Inr the handsome manner With
they lied treated Joe Williams, the Afrikin
delegate to the You York convenslum, ez the
selectin lir a nigger ez a delegate and as
°Mullin with hint on terms uv ekality, wuz
step in the direction of uooniversal brother
hood wich wuz cheerin. This insultin mes
sage, delivered to men wich wuz a patehin
up their faces and washin orf the blood uv
politikle conflict, wuz the reverse uv soothin.
The ratiticashun wuzn't altogether a
success, but we shei try it agin after time hez
softenld the asperities engendered by the
recent conflict:, and the candidates hey lied
tune to tit theirselves and their records to the
platform. The Corners kin be counted on.
PETROLEUM V. NASBY, P. M.,
(With 18 Postmaster.)
TILE celebrated preacher, Rowland,
HAI, was greatly annoyed whenever any
noise diverted the attention of his hear
ers from what he was saying. On one
occasion, a few days before his death, he
was preaching to a crowded congrega
tion, and in hits middle of his discourse
observed a commotion in the gallery.
For
. sonle time ha took in) notice of it,
!nit bailing it increasing, he paused in his
sermon, awl 100!,:ing in the direction ex-
What's the !natter there
Thu det it st'olas .0 have got, among you!"
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sir
Lt It . ' a fat lady what's fainted;
amid , he's a ve r y fat 'un, sir, as don't
went lii:cly to e(a . ne, to again in a hurry."
011! that's it?" Oserved Mr. Rill, draw
ing b"nfl across his chin. "Then I
beg the lady's pardon—and the devil's
too."
THE true test of a man's temper is to
wait half an hour for his dinner or listen
to a Copperhead speech.
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have ~o t mail. and I an/ afraid
that the black mat: will hay(' tow take
care ov ntr,v.
fie vriil ilnd it very different now front
what it. Nva, before.
I h., Las i2;ot 1 , ov; A.-Ili:11.10 n‘Nn yun: ,
ones now, and lent tl.eni how- to .sired
eorrektly. one of Ihe mo,d difficult things
in the world; and he , Ot teW Vote,
and togyther, and pay
when ho ride , . in the :-,treet. haN.
I any afrafle Ihe IM!: haz made a
mistake: it' he haz, it iz a lad nue, fmhim
,aides 'will never take him into their
luunk ;to, nevt•r! They are mad,
and don't like the way tin , Blak Man quit
them, when they wuz druv 1,01.11 iiizness.
and alter they had took so mach care of
Lim f',)r sn m.tav voas.
1 feel sOrly for OW guides ; they I .l \ voz,
seemed to bave ffreat interest in the
Mak 'lan. but they aro mad now, and I
don't know az I Idame them much:for
I lak ingratitude iz the poorest kind of
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o_uld be well enough for me to stait, fin'
the benefit of new beginners, the Blak
:Nlan formerly resided hi Afrika, before
he came her:. to look for work.—Jo 8h
A WITNE,ss.—A Yankee having told
an Englishman that he shot on one par
ticular occasion, nine hundred and ninety
nine snipe, his interlocuter asked him
why he didn't make it one thousand at
Once.
"No," said he, " not likely I'm 'going
to tell a lie for one snipe."
Whereupon the Englishman rather
" riled" and determined not to be out
done, began to tell a long story of a man
having swam from Liverpool to Boston.
"Did you see him !" inquired the
Yankee.
" Well of course I did. I was coming
across, and our vessl passed him a mile
out of Boston harbor.''
"Well I'inglad ye saw him,stranger,"
cos yer :L witness that I did it. That
was me.,.
IT \vas Governor Seymour, the Demo
cratic candidate for the Presidency, who,
when the incendiaries of the South at
tempted to destroy the city of New
York by and when little Chil dren
were hunted up and slaughtered by an
infuriated mob, stood upon 11 steps of
the City Hall addressed those incen
diaries and colt blooded murderers as
friends." Deny it if you dare
Gr liC;IVOI1S, oft Si prayo.l
Whk-n Mul-mouthoil tre4soil ranted;
Grant came, and lie our comtry
Our prayer was humbly grmded.
Gr inf Mini heaven, another prayer,
For which our soul has panted,
Grant, place thou in the nation's chair,
Then our prayer is doubly granted.
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in punzAtory.
Smrilt said to the canon,: of
St. Paul's, when they wrote to him 'ln f .
ing the advkability of a wood pavempot,
round the churchyard- - Lei them la , :
their Ilea& together and it will be dime."
Sox, would you suppose that
the Lonl's Prayer could he en ! , raved on
a spare no lar,t2;er than an area of a nickle
cent ?" Well, ye', father if a cent is
as in everybody's Cyl'S as it is in
your I think there would he no difficulty
in puttirez, it on about four time-;."
—" DID I undet , ,tand you to :4;ty that I
was lousy. ,:ir?" " Oh, no, I merely
told my friend that when it rained lice in
Egypt, I thought you nm. 4 have been
about there without hat or um
brella—that's all.
—••1Iov fortunate I in gc ttin!r
`rain beau' in this storm. - said a youn: ,
lady who \vas caught in a shower the
other (lay, to her beau of promise who
happened to come along• with an umbrella.
" And 17' said he, gallantly, "am as
much rejoiced as the poor Laplander
when lie caught a 'reindeer.' *"
Thou:rh lost to sight
—To a bonnet—
to memory dear."
—Artemus Ward said that the man
who wrote " I'm saddest when I sing,"
was a fool to sing much.
" None but the brave deserve the fair,"
and " none but the brave can live with
sonic of them," says a confirmed woman
hater.
[By otu• speaLil Artist.]
ONE OF SEYMOUR'S FRIENDS.
Training for a &at in Congress.
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