G. & G. R. FRYSINGER, PUBLISHERS, Whole No. 2936. Poor House Business. The Direetors of the Poor meet at the Pool House on the 2d Tuesday of eaeh month. BEMTEDIOT & SC.. BANKERS, I,K\V ISTOVVN, PA Collections and remittances promptly made. Interest allowed on time deposits. janZJ-ly. Attorney at Law, Office Market Square, Lewistown, will at tend to business in Mltfiin. Centre and Hunting don counties tuv26 J. OTTLBEMSOIT, Attorney at Law, L.I:\VISTOWN, PA, OF FF 1 1 - his prof, -sional services to the citizens of Millhn ciuinf} Office in Northeast corner of the It . ad, next to Hoffman's store. my'J S, L UUiiiJUTi il i) n ni\>l( lA\ AM> SUtbEOX, Lewistown, Pa., AFFKIiS bis Professional Services to the \/ i .;(■< of Lewistown and vicinity. ! - IL.u •-it ha-tli- EXPEKIWE of 15 years in the ,v : . pi i t:. c !•:' Medicine and Surgery, of :i south - te of .Mill street, in the building s irin-: ;y - . upied Worrall. iul" I.VCOMINf; COUNTY Mutual Insurance Company. Capital, S2,S"ion. Otii*o r from :i:- Lewistown House, Main street. v • • rc he will I-- ltund ttie fir-t two weeks of each i and trie last week of each month he will Mt K Hbacoqudlas Valley. Teeth extracted without f . ii by the use of nitrous oxide tnyl-tl Teeth Extracted Without Pain! By M. R, Thompson, D, D. S, ifN By :i VEAV PROCESS, without the Ilse of t'hloro form. 1 ;in r. • i NitrousOx afiSzK—' Fx i'h . ami - tcn ied hv no •'I • r r b.i - I IN.' !' - r . / I'd.- • -i M !;<-(street. LEWISTOWN, [ w'. e.m he found for professional consultation. - THE BEST IN THE WORLD! • pit- ! I- AGENT FOR THE WPRdVED SINGER SEWING MACHINE, v h Will i-e placed upon trial with any other now ' i H> invites coinpetion. It can be tested '2 OA I v ,iiy other machine to enable purchcrs tochoose ! THE If EST. TERMS LIBERAL. I in a call. [marlO-tim", * VM. LIND. j ;AS. A. I:-:C2CPSCIT 5 Ij AS tukt n ihe fSlore formerly occupied I I '• - i-n B uiiii. for the purpo.-c of carrying on I i W\ii H MAKISIJ an I JEWELRY Busmes.-. He i .-ed to -• - all .Mr. Bauni'.-old customer.-, j I :• many new one* h* will favor hirn with a call, i | Aw . . warranted. Stoie on East Market street. | • !>i---ite the Post Office. I-. - >n, April 24, 1567-tf MRS. M. E. STEWART, r*) PAITCiT STCP-S, Wfsl Market st,, Lewistown, !. ' dEsk UEXTLEMEN'd eI'RNISH INO GOODS. - ... loaka. Hats, Bonnets, Lotiiw Km.- ii'Exs (/ ifi.-'and Trimming-. K ins of i.ite-t styles always on hand. Millinery and Dress-Making is in thf most approved style. L' o -town. April 18, 18fi0.tf Tiv Frank's store, for a -t-*h-r>-Fresb Beef. Pork. Mutton, V<-al.ft<*. I .i' ill * an ,•- lions.- for the preserva • .'t ' ■ un; d.nnected with the establishment. • "I -re inut.-i to call. i i. a ~I >■•■ opened for the first time on "'• 'HI> \V MOUMXtt. inst. JAM Kb 8. GAI.BRAITH. I- * '•f.ti.M.. 1, 13. IHoT-tf. Lcwistown Coach Manufactory, Junction 3d &: Valley street, j MOSER A j £r ' v h4! N Tomatoes, and Corn, lust received, •3 -neap. mayB INSURANCE AGENCY. rpll E following Kire. Life, and Accidental Companies I are represented by the undersigned: CAPITAL. zEtna, Fire of Ilartford, $-1,083,000 Putnam, " 500,000 Home, New York 3,500,000 Germania, 700,000 Honie, New Ilavi n, 1,000,000 North America, Philadelphia, 1,750,000 Knterprisc, " 400,000 Lycoming, Penna., 2,500,000 Farmers, York, Pa., 500,000 American Life, Philadelphia, 1,000,000 N Y. Accidental, New York, 250,000 Horse Thief IDS. Co. York Pa , 50,0001 This agency is prepared to insure against Fire. Loath nr Accident, in any part of Mifflin"county llor-cs arc insured against theft. All business pertaining to 1 insiuanr-e promptly attended to. janl6'6T JOHN HAMILTON, Agent. ■ THE OLD STAND AHEAD! Hamaker & Montgomery, nAVE associated together iiir the pur pose of manufacturing Coaches, Buggies, Carria ges, Sulkies. Spring Wagons, 4c., at lIIMUS' OI.D STAND, in Valley street. Lewistown. They art prepared to do all kind- of work in their line." in an elegant and workmanlike manner, and invite the citizen- of tow n and vicinity to call and examine tlu-ir new stock on hand. lictorc purchasing cl-ewhere, a- all work lll:4l ufactured at this establishment is'wat ranted. Froinpt attention given to all repairing, which will he done with neatness and durability, and guaranteed to give satisfaction. mvi-lv RED XT O T I O INT I FRANK H. WESMTZ, AT HIS BOOT AND SHOE STORE, H AS just received a large Slock of Boots | . and Shoes direct from Eastern Manufacturers. • win- I; he offer- at greatly reduced price.-: Men's Congress Gaiters, ?.'} 50 " Glove Calf Congress do, 4 25 Womens' Lasting Gaiters, 1 25 Other woik in proportion. Also, an assortment of Home Manufacture constant ly on hand, and made to order it short notice. • all and examine his stock bclore pureha-ing else where. mayS-y S) rciv * s Pat c nt FOR CJTT'IITCr inifUD'lK OR SIDE SEAMS. ■T*H greatest improvement of tin- age. in thia line A ot trade. Ist. Ii does awar wiUi the wrinkles on the iiisti-p, also, w . h til, Welti kin-. In --r Skins, She. Skin-. i-.1.f lovorx • d. Ft i.tlft-. Leather, K iot.-. . Drit-iM-'ruit. Butter. Beesw.tx. K_lL'-. A-. Ad wan-anted to y^tv•; entire sati.-l.wtion, and sol-i at (lie lowest oily prices. Please oali and be convineed. Also, a full line of Tobacco kept constantly on band. jyln-Oni* ESFIBB MILTTLE SEWING 14CII.NES. Are superior to all others for FAMILY AND MANUFACTURING PURPOSES. ! Contain all the lat.-t improvements; are speedy noi-eless; diiratil.-: and easy to work. 11: • j-t rt. 1 Cirettlars free Agents wanteil. Liberal di-■ ■ l ll I allowed No con-igniiients matte. Vidre.ss EMPIRE S. M. CO., 616 Broadway. N- w ork.- sepS'66-ly S. S. CAMPBELL &: CO. Manufacturing Confectioners, AND WHOLESALE DEALERS IV FOR EIGN F R U ITS, N UTS.&C. No. 303, IIACE fe'i'HEET, PHILADELPHIA. ALSO, MAXtFACTLRERS OF ALL KINDS 01 t&P Molasses Candy and Cuouanut Work septlgC6-lv. I.LARB. Kxtra-ordinnry iDituceuiciiis t-i Agenia. K<-r full par tn tilar. address DUMONT A WILSON. jttl'Jdlni* tato Arch St., Phila M Pa. ROBERT W. PATTON, 801' TH SIDE OF MRKET STREET, LICWISTOVVN, PA. HAS just received and opened at his es tablishment a new supply of Clocks, Watches, Jewelry, Fancy Articles, &c., which he will dispose of at reasonable prices. He invites uli to give him a call and examine his stock, which embraces all articles in his line, and is sufficiently large to enable all to make selections who desire to purchase. teyr JtHPAIKIXG neatly and expeditiously attended to, and all work warranted. Thankful for the patronage heretofore re ceived, he respectfully asks a continuance ol the samo, and will endeavor to please all who may favor him with their custom. feb2 ROOF SPOUTING ! A GREAT IMPROVEMENT! A MOST desirable article ol Solid Wood Spoutinz —the same finish as tin—-eo-fing only about halt as much—and wili no doubt last twice a. long an the tin. For sale by ju-5 F.J. HOFFMAN. \\T ALL PAPER, Be sure to go to HolF W man's for this article. A good stock on hand, and prices low. Mliil'J IJSI MKffiHL nriH K Nkw V..PK Mum Konrix CwiMNy. (established if '""""Ijo-Iiiniis: nn.l. r Letters Patent the ." ' ""'iMisiiion Hoofing ever Offered in the übhc. It isadapte.i t.. ,-v. r> stil.- of Hoof,steep 2 e rPi,< l'ly applied lv any one. I fie I S. Government, a!t-r a thorough test of its utility, have adapted its use in the Navy Yards, ami upon I uLhr Bml4 Broadway, A'. Y. Frank Humphreys, 61 Royal St.. N. u. ; Sehofield Williams & Co., Augusta. Go: Baldwin 11. W Is Montgomery. Ala.; Tims. .3. Coat-s, Raleigh. N. C.; F A. l in ker. Richmond, VagUeury Wilson,lVtershurir Vn, Agents. jan2S Tailoring Establishment (BEMtfmss <&mwg 9 A J ERf If ANT 'I AI LOR. has removed his shot>to the A1 hmldihg formerly know nas the-greeu lion intersection of f alley and Mill street, adjoining If. M. A R. Pratt s store, where he cordially invites all who need anything in his line. Goods and Trim mings furnished and gentlemen's clothing made, in the latest styles, on short notice, and at reasonable rnees. apll-tf WHAT'S ALL THIS ? Why the Grain Business is Revived at .lie toy's (lid Stand. r rH E undersigned, having rented the 1 large and eotnuiodious Warehouses formerly ot-.-up ed hv Frank Mel .y. Esq., is now prepared to purchase or receive and forward ALL KINDS OF GRAIN, for which he will pav murker prieo-*. Also, he will keep for sake. SALT.* PL AS ILK. COAL and FISH |ji' return." thanks to all Ih" old ciHtnMiers for their former putninaije, and shall ft*el grateful lorareio wal of past business relations. Mrehants will find it to their advantage to {five him a call. [ni;uT4-y] WILLIAM WILLIS. Brown's Mills. 'jPHE undersigned are prepared to buy all kinds of Produce for rash, or receive on store at Brown's Mills, Reedsville, Pa. We will have on hand PLASTER, SALT AND COAL. We intend keeping the null constantly running, and have nyjLj, nn), AiL, aa> tor sale at the lowest Market rates, at all times. Ma'Th* public are r*rju*-ted t give us a call. p*27tf 11. STKUNK & HOFFMAN'S. A. FELIX. W. 11. FELIX. FURNITURE. I? 21 21a EIZ Sj £ © % HA\l. on hand a good assortment of Furniture ot all kinds suitable to furnish a house out and out. Spring and Common Mat tresses, and EXTENSION TABLES, of any sizes and prices to suit the times. Wi cordially invite the attention ol both old and, young, great add small. So charges for showing* g';-;ds. '' all ami exam; lie he for- pure basing else whel - Ti.anklul for past favor-and hoping a continuance of tie -arm . we rt main. \ . mr>. Ac. Lewistowo, March 13, l'Siu-tf FELIX & SOS. irnmvu wmi, GMIE undersigned having resumed bu-i J. ness at tin- establishment with a force of snpert or workmen, announces to the ptp.lie that he has nqw and will keep constantly on hand an assortment of excellent Ia^IBESIiSSWAIB^ which he will deliver t-- merchants at a reasonable disUace, and at the usual DISCtIIAT PRICES, or retail, at his Ware-rooms at the Pottery. All orders promptly attended to. JOHN DIPPLK. Lewistown. July 24.1867-3 m. PELOUBET ORGANS AND cul Hi HI) o Ai bi i U.NANI MOI'SI.Y AWARDED THE FlllST i'RIZE, A GOLD .MEDAL, " The Best Cabinet Organs," American Institute, New York. October, 1*65. FTFITIG pr<>n< .weed superior in (^RAI.ITY. I'OWF.R, and VARIETY >F TUNE, and in number 01 combinations. "As the best instruments of America were there contending, whichever won that battle would have nothing let*, to compter Am. Art Jour wit , (edited by a well-known miiM'-al critie.) They have also taken the first premium wherever exhibited thi >er*oi. PKhAfi OIUiANS, one. two, and three banks of kej -—six sizes—s"2so to $1.500. Without pedals, single and double hank in great variety. £**s to f4.*o. These Organs, with their smooth pipe-like quality of tone, beautiful solo stops, strength of chorus, unoqualle, pedals, and general organ-like effects, ar** MI per in* tor (')i lire lies, II nils, Pn rlors, nnl Schools, They are put up in eases of SOLID WALNUT, fancy ven eered Walnut, (new and unique styles) and elegant Rosewood, of splendid designs and finish, and of the best workmanship.!—it being intended that each in strument shall be a model of its class. All instru ments, down to a five netave portable Melodeon, have the beautiful Trenwluntc slop, without extra charge. A large assortment constantly on hand at our<*EN KRAL W HOLESALE & RETAIL WAKK ROOMS, 841 i K'• \ lON \ \\ our Illustrated Circular and Price Lists, with our new sivles, are now ready. Send for a Circular. I'HLOI UKT, I'EI/lON A CO., 120 Manufacturers,B4l Broadway, N. Y. Weber & Son, HAVE tilt* largest assortment and best selected stock of GROCERIES in this section of country. Brown Sugars from 10 to 15 cts White Sugar 16 " Pulverized, Granulated and Broken Loaf Sugar. SYRUPS. Lovering's Syrup, $1 20 per Gallon, Other Syrups, 25 and 28 cts. per quart. Baking Molasses. COFFEES. Extra Prime C'ofi'ee, 30 cts. Prime Coffee, 28 44 i Also, a large stock of MACKEREL and HERRING. Ground Alum, and Ashton's Refined Dairy Salt. PRIME FACTORY CHEESE. Hhephard's Pittsburg Crackers always on hand. feb6. BEST Bar IroD, at 4J, and other kinds low at F. J. HOFFMAN'S. Wednesday, September 11, 1867. IP O L I T I C A. Xj _ Sliarsuood on JLcrilv ',\ /'"'Court nre of a dilteront opinion. jtntemeiU lor J'lY', 1 —J'opuil from thr Phil. hot Ao, ~f Infull ary ' ls,M > ' vh "'e opinion is published It may also be found in the Lrr/al In telligencer of March 18, 18C>4, page 02. Tn the same copy of the Age is a care fully prepared eulogy of the judge and this opinion, in which is the following: "Judge SiiAr.swoon reasons upon and derides the ease as If he were some lofty spirit sitting far above and out ol the eontentions and strifes of the world." \\ ill not the holders of greenbacks and Government bonds consider the judge as quite too elevated and etherial for such earthly honors as a seat on the .Supreme Bench? SliarsYvoori \s. (;rn. Jackson. h .Irurt from Jwlje Shays- Ext rart from (Jtnrral Jack- Oration in April, son * 1■,...'a •nation m J),, lvii - ctmhrr, \Xf>. -We come l.rvk to our •• i consider, then, the starting j.la, c.and finding power to annul a law of nothing in the Constttu ttieUnitedStates.assumed tiou c.(al.l|.;hui) ai)> filial hv one State, hirompatihtr i'ldee oi the enumerated with the exixtenr. of tin powers, prnhihitions, and I'..ion. emit ratirtot . rpr. ... reserved rights, it inii~t. h/ la, the 1, /ter ~f the, ri-.-t upon too admitted Hon. unaulhor.-.l In/ its principles ol general law. spit it. inconsistent iritlien rt/ in eases of roin/mrt V- principle on tehirh it mix turrii parties harm., no com- found..!, ami distrurtirr. ~i mon gpepor. Each sop. Uu gr< .1 obiect for which it has the right to judge for wan formed:' itself <>f thr infract n-1$ of the compart, ami to choose, for. ifsdf th. ai,. t proper ami', efficient ran dies.' TEE MILE STOSE. Along a road two Irish lads One summer's day were walking, And all the while, with laugh and shout, In lively strum were talking. About the fair, about the girls, And who were Pest at dancing: V bile at eacdi pretty face they met i heir eyes were brightly glancing. And as they strode for many a nnle They grew in lime quite frisky, And now and thoi*. from lip to lip, 'J hey passed the darling whisky. At length before them in thp hedge, The roadside View commanding. They saw. its white side lettered o'er, A mile stone lonely standing. They read, and quickly doffed their hats, With sorrow in their faces; Then turned with reverential awe, And stepped hack several paces. 'Speak low, we're near the dead,' said one, •Hi- c];n,. we II not be troubhn'; Au old m an, Mi re! luo, ami liis name is .Miles from JDut>!in!' < ol .>!<•€ 1 !!!•• <221 tVestcrHiKiiiK, 1 mon City, Montana. Not only the renowned mountains of the far West, but also the peculiar people who inhabit them, present end less novelties to the tourist. Of the bewildering beauty of these ranges whose cliffs, and canons, and plains have been ever present through a jour ney of over one thousand miles, and still seem to be endless—i have writ ten before; but of the people with whom i have mingled so pleasantly, 1 have not had time to speak until now. The whole civilized world does not fur nish a more cordial, frank and hospi table class of citizens. Mutually de pendent upon each other, they culti vato the highest measure of neighbor ly kindness; their bumble homes and frugal boards offer shelter and bread to the stranger, and the children of want are not turned away in sorrow from their doors. With them come crime armed with power and wealth, and de fiant of order and authority, but there are many nameless graves to attest the stern retribution of the honest settler, as he cleared the path of tho bullet and dagger, and made his treasure safe from the incursions of the robber.— They are eminently social, and their peculiar terms have a significance with which tho more cultivated east has no knowledge. Jn all classes, from the most learned to the least favored in letters, the same expressive western isms are in common use. If a man is embarrassed in any way, he is 'corral led.' The Indians 'corral' men on the plains; the storms'corral'tourists in tho mountains; the prisoner is'corrall ed' in prison; the tender swain is 'cor ralled' by crinoline; the business man is 'corralled' by debt or more success ful competitors; the unfortunate politi cian is 'corralled' by the mountaineers, tho gulchmen, or the settlers; thomin ister is 'corralled' when ho is called to become the pastor of a congregation, and the gambler 'corrals the dust of the miner. Indeed tho application of tho term is almost as indefinite as it is universal 'Git' is another of the fa vorite and most expressive of western terms ft is the invariable word by which the hero of tho whip and lines starts his teams, and they understand it well. 'You git' is the most emphatic no tiee that can be given to any luckless chap to leave the room, ranche, or es j capo a revolver, and 'you bet' is the most positive manner of affirming what you say. Everything is an 'out fit,' from a train on the plains to a pocket-knife. It is applied almost in discriminately— to a wife, a horse, a dog, a cat, or a row of pins. A ']u\- ■out' is any proposed enterprise, from •organizing a state to digging out a prairie dog. Anything that has been tried, from running for congress to bumming a drink, has been 'prospect led,' 'or 'panned out,' and he didn't'get a colo,' explains the saddest of failures \Y hen a western man declines any proposition, he 'ain't on it,' he 'don't go a cent on that/ or 'none of that in mine is the answer. When lie wants to deal or figut with a man, he pro ceeds to 'go for him/ and 'l'll bet my bottom dollar,' is the strongest back ing to his expressed opinion. 'The man in the wagon' is the author of all sayings or doings which can find no visible or responsible source. When the miner goes for the savages, die cleans 'cm out to the bed rock/ and when the braggart is to be silenced lie is informed that'nobody's holding you,' or, 'there's no weights on your coat tails.' When one gets the decided ad ; vantage of another, whether in deadly conflict or in business, ho'has the drop on him.' The universal term forcata hioB is 'grub,' and the most degrading epithet that one can apply to another is to pronounce him, 'a bilk.' No wes tern man of pluck will fail to resent such concentrated vituperation. The term was entirely novel to me, and I first asked its meaning of a landlord, who explained by saying that 'a bilk' is a man who never misses a meal and never pays a cent. There are many others equally original and expressive which I have heard often, hut cannot now recall. Used as they are by all classes, in business and social circles, and by both sexes, they have become part of the language of the country, and a stranger's fitness for western life is judged by his readiness inacqui ring the use of them. All Oder 11 ifluebcurd. HE HAS ELEVEN WIVES AND HEATS THEM ALL THE STORY OK HIS LAST WIFE — A LIFE OF FEAR, ACHES AND BRUISES. '1 hree years ago there was no hap pier girl in all Milwaukio than Mary Schroener. Her parents were in com I fortnblo circumstances, and refused their daughter nothing that could add to her comfort and happiness. One day she met Chris. Gantenbein, and was introduced to him. Ho had just served two years in the Wiscon sin penitentiary for bigamy, but he did not toll Mary of it. He had not a handsome face, he had not a pleasant j voice; he had ugly eyes, so'sho did not love him Dut in a month 01* two lie proposed marriage. He had told her parents of his great property in the city of Dubuque—how rich he was— Mary should have every luxury, plen ty of servants and no work—she should have horses and carriages at her com mand; she need not even walk if she did not choose to walk. So when .Mary said 'no, I will not marry \'ou,' her parents said 'yes, you shall marry him, and we will have a rich son-in law !' She married him. She came to Dubuque with him. There was no carriage to receive her at the ferry landing. Sho walked with him clear up into the Fifth ward to his brother's house. There she learned that he was only not rich, but was very poor. Somebody furnished him a little mon ey and he started a saloon. Soon he lie moved into the building at the cor ner of Fifteenth and lowa streets. Customers came to him and he com menced prospering. Alas lor Mary.! He commenced getting drunk, too, and to beat her. Her homo was a perlcct hell to her. She was in constant fear of life, and she says that time and again, when she asked for money to buy food, she had been answered by a blow and a kick. She becamo a mother, and then her torments of heart were doub led, for she know of her inability to protect the child in his moments —or rather hours—of passion. Thus she has lived for three years —subject to more kicks than kisses—more blows than blessings—a hundred fold more. This life of torment culminated last Saturday. Gantenbein was drunk. — Several times during the day he whip ped his wife. In the evening, with her child in her arms, she told him there was no bread in the house, and noth ing for the little onetooat. He swore a terrible oath, and said 110 would give lior bread. Picking up a dog chain, he wound it about her neck, knocked her down on tho floor, and then drag ged her by the chain across the largo LEWISTOWN, MIFFLIN COUNTY, PA- room. Then ho caught hold of her long hair and dragged her back again. Then lie took the chain and beat her over the head and face with it, kicked her, and at last picked up a butcher knife and jabbed her cheek with it. She screamed murder, and the neigh bors and passersby rushed in and res cued her. All this time the child lay on the floor, screaming at the top of its voice. Officer Herkes arrested Gantcnbein anil took him to jail Dubuque Times , August 27. •Tlit' Old VI Oman.' Once she was 'Mother,' and it was 'Mother, I'm hungry,' 'Mother, mend my jacket,' and 'Mother, ]>ut up my dinner/ and 'Mother/ with her loving hands, would spread the bread and butter, and stow away the luncheon, and sew on the great patch, her heart brimming with affection for the impet uous little curly pate that made her so many steps, and nearly distracted her with his boisterous mirth. Now she is the 'old woman/ but she did not think then that it would come to that. She looked on through the future years and saw her boy to man hood grown; and ho stood transfigured in the light of her own beautiful love. Never was there a more noble son than he—honored of the world, and the stall of her declining years. Aye, he was her support even then, but she did not know it. She never realized that it was her little boy that gave her strength for daily toil— that his slender form was all that upheld her over the brink of a dark despair. She only knew how she loved the child, and felt that amid the mists of age his love would bear her gently through its infirmities to the dark hall leading to the life beyojid. But the son has forgotten the moth er's tender ministrations now. Adrift from the moorings of home he is cold, selfish, heartless, and 'Mother' has no sacred meaning to the prodigal. She is 'The old woman,' wrinkled, gray lame and blind. Pity her, O grave, and dry those tears that roll down her furrowed cheeks! Have compas sion on her sensitive heart, and oiler it thy (piiet rest, that it may forget how much it longed to be 'dear mother' to the boy it nourished through a care less childhood, but in return for all this wealth of tenderness has only giv en back reproach. BSL.A correspondent at Sweetwater. Illinois, writes: In this village yes terduy, in front of a drinking saloon, occurred a riot, which resulted iu iho death of an ex rebel officer, whose name is Warner, formerly of the 6th Georgia Infantry, and who had been in the habit of abusing Union soldiers. A few days since a young man named S. M Green came here on a visit. In company with a soldier friend Green drank to the old flag. Warner heard it, and immediately ordered Green to take it back, saying if ho did not lie would 'send him to h—l.' Green re plied that he 'could not see it,' at the sam* time putting his hand hoMnd him. Warner then raised a chair, whereupon Green drew a revolver and fired, the ball taking effect in Warner's head, lie lived ten minutes. Green has left for parts unknown, but he would bo entirely safe to remain here. ter Toombs of Georgia, lias writ ten a letter to the secretary of the National Democratic Committee in which he avows himself willing and anxious to act with the Democratic party, believing that in thetndthc 'lost cause' will be vitalized through it. lie concludes his letter by saying that —'l regret nothing in the past but the dead and the failure, and I am to day ready to use the host means i can command to establish the principles for which I fought.' A colored clergyman, in a pray er meeting, in Virginia, while engaged in supplication a few weeks since, after praying the divine blessing upon the Governor of that State and all others in authority there continued, 'And O Lord, O Lord, O Lord, if it will not exhaust thy compassion, have mercy upon Andrew Johnson.' m {saX-A man from the country applied lately to a respectable lawyer for legal advice. After detailing the circum stances of the case, he \yas asked if lie had stated tho facts exactly as they had occurred. 'Yes, sir,' replied tho applicant. 'I have told you the plain truth; you can put the lies to it your self.' B6W>omahu city, Nebraska, has thir teen thousand inhabitants, two daily papers, two theatres, and one hundred and fifty saloons. Vol. 57, No. 36 goung #olhs f Department. i'oiiiiiidruins. What is tho tirat tiling a boy does when he falls into the water? lie gels wet. W by arc hogs tho most intelligent things living ? .Because they no c every thing. \\ hat was the difference between Joan of Arc and Xoah's ark ? One was Maid of Orleans and the other was tnade of gopher wood. \\ hen does a farmer act with rude ness towards his corn ? When he pulls its cars. When is a hen most likely to hatch? W hen she is in earnest (her nest, i \\ hy is a kiss like a rumor? Bo eause it goes from mouth to mouth. Why was Eve not afraid of tho measles? Becauso she'd Adam (had 'em.) What grows the less tired the more it works? A wagon wheel. What is the difference between a spider and a duck ? The one has its teet always on a web, and the other has a wub always on its feet. Funny Sayings and Doincrs of Children. 'Look here, boy,' said a nervous gen tleman to an urchin munching candy at a lecture, 'you are annoying mo very much 'A T o 1 aint, neither,' said the boy, T m gnawing this 'ere candy.' A little boy playing with a dog dis covered for the first time that the ani mal had claws, whereupon, be ran into the house exclaiming, with open-eyed wonder, 'O, mother, Fido has got teeth in his toes!' A little girl from beyond the Missis sippi, who had never seen an apple tree in full bloom, saw one in Ohio. She lifted her fat hands in the attitude of devotion, and oxolaiwed, 'Sec God's big boquet.' Another little girl who had never seen a hail storm was sent on an er rand by her mother, and before she got home it began to blow, thunder, rain and hail. She rushed into the house, exclaiming, 'O, mother, tho thunder bullets have hit me on my head and almost killed me.' 'Johnny,' said a mother to a son nine years old, 'go and wash your face; I am ashamed to see you coming to dinner with so dirty a mouth.' 'I did wash it mamma !'and, feeling his up per lip, he added gravely, 'I think it must be a moustache coming.' Wary, a little girl in Beading, four years old, was told during the war to pray for her father, who had enlisted. Coming to her mother, she said, 'Ma, I've done it.' 'Bone what?' 'Why, I prayed for Pa.' 'What did you say ? •I said, Lord, don't let Jef Davis shoot Pa.' The same Mary, finding a little cous in sick, and thinking she could prevent his dying by frightening him from it, went up to his bed and said, 'O Jolin ny, don t die, for they haven't any thing (,u CCI 6 ill ticatou h-fc broad molasses, and they have but one wood en stool to sit on, and that you won't get.' A minister's little daughter was in the room where her father was en gaged in preparing a sermon. A visi tor cacne in to whom the minister said, T am endeavoring to prepare a ser mon on the text, 'Enoch walked with God and was not, for God took him.'' Little Rachel looked up, and said, with evident concern, 'Pa, why didn't he run, then he couldn't have took him.' Tuscarora Female Seminary. rp 1118 Institution is conducted as nearlv 1 as possible on the principles of a well regulated family. The utmost care is bestowed on the manners of the young ladies. The course of study embraces all the branches of a thorough English Edu cation: French, German, Latin, Greek, and higher Mathematics, Music and Draw ing Full training in Gymnastics; all of which are taught by competent instruc tors. The next yearly session will open on Wednesday, September 4tli, to con tinue 10 months. j For further information apply to ! J. WALKER PATTERSON, A. 11. Principal, au2l-3t Academia, Juniata co., Pa. iJItISTW tl tMI. rnilE Male Department of tiiis Institu -1 tion will commence on the THIRI> WKDXESDAY (18th) of September. Tuition in the Classical Department, per year. Tuition in the English Department, per year. Tuition to he paid naif-yearly ix ADVANCE. — Hoarding and lodging S 1.5© to $5.00 per week. Washing, fuel, and light, extra. Full information obtained by ad dressing, JOHN LAIRD, Phn. Till Sept. Ist direct to McCoysvilie. Ju niata co., Pa., and after that toLewistown, Penn'a. j y3 l —1