(&0 (2s (2-0 180 Whole No. 2896. Poor House Business. The Directors of the Poor meet at the Poor House on the 2J Tuesday of each month. Claims for Bounty, Pensions,&c., T> KCEIVE PROMPT ATTENTION il by the undersigned at his office op posite the Red Lion, Lewistown. aug±2-3m T. F. McCOY. £2O. W. ELDER, Attorney at Law, Office Market Square, Lewistown, will at tend to business in iMltflin. Centre and Hunting don counties mv 26 S. J". OTTLBEE.ISCW, Attorney at Law, LEWISTOWN, PA, OFFERS his professional services to the citizens of MitHin county. Office with D. W. Woods, esq. Main street, below National Hotel. niy2 £R. JCHU J. DAHLEN, Practioing Physician, Belleville, Mifflin County, Pa. DK DAHLEN has been appointed an Examining Si;rii*'..n for Pensions. Soldiers requiring exam mation will find him at his office in Belleville. Belleville, August 22, ISOG.-y Teeth Extracted Without Pain! By M. R. Thompson, D. D. S, By a NEW PROCESS, without the use of Chloro form. Etner, or Nitrous Ox fMPSSc. ide. and is attended by no ijl if ! , "iii'W a danger or bad effects, f. y. , •. otfii'P west Market street, D;ar Eisenbise's hotel, LEWISTOWN, where he can he found for professional consultation from the first Monday of each month until the fourth Monday, when he will be absent on professional busi nesM one week. seplO-it DENTIST. OFFERS his professional services to the citizens of Lewistown and vicinity. All in want of good, neat work will do well to give him a call. He may be found at all times at his office, three doors east of H. M. A R. Pratt's store. Valley street. apl9-ly* DENTAL CARD ZR_ JVL- KIEIE"VE-R, SURGEON DENTIST. TEETH Extracted WITHOUTPAIN 4£lIS(S£& by the use of NITROUS OXIDE or Laughing Gas. Teeth inserted on all ' 1 I U the different styles ..f bases. "1 eeth filled in the most approved manner. Special atten tion given to diseased gums. All work warranted. Terms reasonable. . Office at Episcopal Parsonage, Corner of Main and Water Streets. JH 8 NEW STOCK. The subscriber has just received and will Ujl keep on hand a select stock of Men's, Bovs' F 11 and Youth's Boots. Ladies', Misses and Ch 11- Boots and ShoeS of various kinds and stvles, to which he would invite the attention of his friends and the public generally. As it is his intention NOT TO BE UNDERSOLD by any dealer in the county, those in need of winter boots or shoes are invited to call and examine the above stock, which will be sold at very small profits, but for cash only, at the sign of the Bis SHOE, next door to F. J. Hoffman's store. sepl9 JOHN CLAKKE. To Purchasers of Furniture. R. H. McCLINTIC, AT HIS FURNITURE WAREROOMS, West Market St., LewUlown, H AS complete CHAMBER SUITS of Walnut, Var nished and in Oil. Also, CiCTTACrE & PARLOR SUITS, together with a large assortment of Fashionable and Plain Furniture, CHAIRS, MATTRESSES. &o. ( ail and see his stock before purchasing elsewhere. .V B. Metalic and Wood Burial Cases constantly on hand. Coffins also made to order, and Funerals attended with a fine Hearse, at short notice. Lewistown, June 27, 1896- 628 AKCII STIIiiBT. BELOW 7lh. PHILADELPHIA. Ask for HOPKIN'S "own make." —buy no other. Vauhon. —None genuine unless Stamped on each Kid Pad—"Hopkin.s Hoop Skirt Manufactory, No. 92s Arch Street Philadelphia. Also, constantly on hand full line of New York made Skirts, at very low prices. TERMS NET CASH. ONE PRICE ONLY. au29-4m iio iPo'sriißPa PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON. I FAYING located permanently in Mil- II roy, Mifflin county, offers his profes sional services to the public. An experi ence of 7 years fully justifies him in soli citing a share of public {.atronage. Office at Graham's Hotel. sep26-3m Kishacoquillas Seminary. winter session at this Institution F will commence on MONDAY, Octo ber l r >, IH.>> UiAim ST THE POETRY VAOHI.Vt. The road to wealth, my friends, you'll find, Runs hard by the Big Coffee Pot' Sign, 'Tis there the people get their own, And children, too, who are sent alone. And if yon give me your attention, To convince you, I'll but mention, If you call, I'll add to your delight More than money can—that's bright. Though should it cost you a liitle cash. To think you're poorer, don't be rash; Tis not vour money that's true wealth, But contentment and good health. Therefore your comforts I've selected, And now they are open to be inspected; Many of the Goods are neat yet rosy, Just the things to fit you up cosy, Rug pattern oil cloth, rich and Dew, Rustic oil shades, that'll please you: Neat gas burner stoves, to keep off the shakes. When winter is hero with its snowv white flakes. A cloth damper, too, you'll find here, That you wet not your fingers, my dear, But I can't tell ail", just give me a peep, And you'll be convinced the Goods are cheap. And at J. I. Wailis' House Furnishing Stand You can get a fat press and a lard can. A splendid cook stove, no better you'll find Than Is kept at the Big Coffee Pot Sign. A word or two before I stop the machine, I have pienty of tin ware, and things not seen, And jobbing'we do right fh the spot, At the sign of the Big Coffee Pot. Lewistown, Nov. 7, 1866,tf Looking Glasses and Picture Frames THE undersigned, thankful for past fa vors, would inform the public that he still manufactures Frames of every de scription, as che •> as they can be made elsewhere. Looking Glasses of even" de scription. wholesale and retail, at reduced prices. He respectfully solicits a share of public patronage. All jiersons who have left pictures to frame or frames to be filled, are requested to < Ui for them, my 16tf J A M ES CRUTCHLE Y. WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 21, 1866. EXCELSIOR Photograph and Art Gallery. LATE BURKHOLDER'S. McEWENS can now furnish the pub lic with Likenesses, from the tiniest Gem to a Portrait or life *ize Photograph. )\ e have the only Solar Camera at work in the Juniata Valley, and desire the puii lic to call and examine what Mr. Burk holder (an accomplished and well known artist) and others have pronounced " a success." Look at the array: Gems, i Albatvpes or Ivory- Ferrotypes, types, Melainotypes, I Photo-Miniatures Ambrotypes, j Cabinet Photos., & Card Photographs j Portrait or Life size r^ ne^,tes I Photographs— Photographs for j plain or in colors, oval frames, j & c . f &c. ( & c .. Our work is executed in tiie best style, plain or in colors, and at the lowest rates. Uall at McEWENS. ■L * , ostructions to students given &t fair atcs, &p4tf UIMIUA liUimilllfl. WONDERFUL SCIENTIFIC DISCOVERY FOR the treatment of acute and chron ic diseases. The undersigned would respectfully call the attention of the afflic ted females of MitHin and adjoining coun ties to the fact that she has taken instruc tions in the correct application of Elec tricity, and is now fully prepared to op erate successfully on all persons afflicted with the following named diseases: General Debility, Kidney Complaint, Liver, Spinal A fleet ion, Costiveness, Foul Stomach, Rheumatism, Diseases of the Womb, Suppression of the Menses, Neuralgia, Nervous Diseases, Female Weakness, Piles ami Gravel, Bronchial Affections, Dispepsia, Headache, Drabets, Goitre, or Big Neck, me of the stock, hut us it was then very scarce, he examined it a little more closely, to purchase it. ' It's one of the regular Durhams, sure,' said ho musing, 'and a fine one at that; if you will part with him. I'll give you twenty tive dollars for him.' 'Couldn't part with him for no such money. Colonel Davis is to givo me seventy five as soon as I get home.' 'Well, you won't take him clear home with you, and if you'll let me have him, I'll give you fifty dollars.' ' No, can't do it; I've disappointed the Colonel two or three times already, and he wouldn't like it at all if I should disappoint him in this way again.' • But,' said the Judge, now becoming anxious, ' you c-an tell him you have not been over the mountains.' ' I don't know about it, Judge,' said Fred, after a pause. ' Asyou say, it's some ways home, and will cost some thing to get him there; and it you will givo me seventy-five dollars, I don't know but you may take him.' The Judge was delighted with his purchase and paid the money on the spot. As they were taking the calf to the barn, Fred said : ' I say, Judge, I don't see what there is about that calf that makes him worth more money than any other. I be lieve 1 can get as many calves as I want for three dollars.' ' Perhaps you can,' answered the Judge, 'in a few years when they be come plenty.' In the morning, when Fred was starting, he remarked : ' I hope when you have any more grindstones to sell you'll remember me!' 'Thank you, I will.' said the Judge, not understanding what Fred was driving at. A few days after Fred was gone, the Squire of whom Fred had bought tho calf was passing, when Judge Newton called him to tell him that he had at last succeeded in obtaining some of the famed stock. The Squire express ed a desire to see it, and they proceed ed to the barn. ' Is that the one?' said he. ' Yes.' ' Who did you get it from V 'Fred Griswold; I paid seventy-five dollars for it.' The Squire hurst into a loud laugh. ' Why Judge/ said ho as soon as he could speak, ' 1 sold him that calf a short time ago for a grindstone !' The Judge was perfectly astonished. He thought of it a moment, and then said: ' Yes—l sold him that grindstone, lie has beaten me at 1113* own game ! He told mo that calf was not worth more than three dollars ! Don't say anything about this, and you may have the calf and welcome.* Fred often called there after this, but the Judge never reverted to the subject—neither did he wish to dispose of any more grindstones. MISCELLANY. Tlie Ruling Spirit. A few nights ago, after quiet people hud retired to their virtuous couches, says the Lebanon Courier, one yi those individuals in Lebanon who have been enlightening the Democracy of the country during the late campaign by oratorical displays, was observed in a condition evidencing that he had taken something, 111 front of the pump in Market Square, and was addressing that useful 'member of Society' with great earnestness and feeling. Our reporter happened around that way about that particular time, was at tracted by the voice he heard, and leaning himself against a post in the vicinity, made a note of the orator's remarks. Shaking his fist at the pump, the orator said : 'You infernal (hie) black nigger, you think the 'lection has gone for you, do you? That's what excites your impu dence, is it? and makes you stand so straight there in the way of honest folks, (hie) who are quietly going to their homes! And you think too that you're going to the jury box, and into the (hie) Legislature, and into Con gress and that I will (hie) have to marry your sister ! I'll let you know that I'll see you first. My fa ther was a Democrat, and my mother was a Democrat, and (hie) n.y respect ed ancestry all were good Democrats; and rather than marry your sister I'll see you blasted. Don't wink (hie) and nod your head at me; I'm not joking, and I'll let you know it. I'll appe.-.l (hie) to the courts, I'll appeal every where rather than be forced into mat rimony with your sister. My mind's mado up on that, because it wouldn't be Democratic. Don't insult (hie) me with saying that yellow folks have Democratic fathers. Haven't we pass- ifol. L'/I. L\o. 46- od resolutions against it? And haven't we spoken against, it, and haven't we printed against i:? Practice is better than precept, is it? You black rascal, do you mean to insult me?— Oh, you 'pologize do ycu? All right, then, give me your hand. Good night old follow. Take care o' yourself.' And giving the handle of the pump a vigorous shake, the Democratic ora tor continued on his winding way, muttering about his firm determination not to marry that nigger's sister. Uiflerence of Time. The inauguration of submarine tele graphic communication by means of the Atlantic cable makes it interesting to inquire into the difference of time in the various cities in the different parts of the world When it is 12 o'- clock high noon at New York, it is titty-five minutes and forty-two sec onds after 4 p. m at London : titty seven minutes and twenty seconds af ! ter t> p. m. at St Petersburg ; seven | teen minutes and twenty-lour seconds utter I p. ni. at Jerusalem; fifty-one minutes and forty-lour seconds after G p. in. at Constantinople; forty minutes and thirty-two seconds after 4 p m. at Madrid; thirty-one minutes and twenty seconds after 5 p. m. at Bremen ; forty minutes and thirty-two seconds after 4 p. in. at Dublin ; and forty-one min utes and twenty-four seconds after G p. m. at Florence. Ibe difference of time between the extreme Last and West points of the I. nited .States is three hours and fifty minutes. In the China sea, between Singapore and China, it is midnight when it is noon at New York Recipe for Curing Meat. To one gallon of water, take 1* lbs, of salt, £lb of sugar, 1 oz, of saltpetre, i oz. of potash. In this ratio the pickle to be in creased to any quantity desired. Let these be boiled together, until all thq 1 dirt from the sugar rises to the top ; iind is skimmed yti. Then throw it into a tub to cool, and when cold pour . it over your beef or pork, to remain the usual time, say four or five weeks. The meat must be well covered with pifcklc, and should not be put down tor at least two days after killing, during which time it should be slightly sprink led with powdered saltpetre, which removes all the surface blood, &c., leaving the meat fresh and clean.— Some omit boiling the pickle, and find it to answer well, though the opera j tioti of boiling "purifies the pickle, by throwing off the dirt always to be found in salt and sugar. It this recipe is properly tried it will never be abandoned. There is none that surpasses it, if so good. Railways in the IBoly Land. The di recto re of the Smyrna and Ai den railway have had surveys made lor i great extensions of their system.— : Smyrna will continue to be "the chief station, and a new line, if executed, will pass to the north round the head of the gulf. It will then take an east erly course in the direction of Sardis and Philadelphia, hut stops short of those once renowned cities. The rail way, on the other hand, strikes south ward in the direction of Kphesus, which will he reached by a branch line. The projected main trunk takes an easterly course from Aiden, to which it has already been opened In its route it will touch at or pass by Anti och in Pisidia, Laodicea, Collosse, lli erapoiis Pergamos and Thvatira are to the north of the northern extension. The company is at present in an impe cunious condition, arpl the extensive works are postponed indefinitely. The ! revenue is expected to he derived from | the carriage of cotton, wool, and other produce of the country, and from pas ! senger traffic. The Pacific Railroad. —The Junction ! City (Kansas) Union says: 'The first railroad iron laid west of the Republi can river was put down on Wednesday, October 24. It was brought over by wagons, in order that the switches and side tracks at this point should be in readiness when the main track came along. The gang of hands at work on the line of the road, on the town site, arid that portion of the reserve adjoin ing, which was given to the company, look H like busiuees. The company are making preparations for quite a stay with us. Ii is tbeir intefttion, we un derstand, to build two engine houses, each capable of accommodating three engines. 4 When is literary work like smoke? When it comes in volumes. What is better than presence of mind in a railroad accident? Absence of body. Why is twice ten the same as twice eleven ? Kocuuse twice ten is twenty and twice eleveu is twenty-two. Octr Why are fowls the most eco nomical stock for farmers ? Because for every grain of corn they give a peck.