Lewistown gazette. (Lewistown, Pa.) 1843-1944, April 02, 1852, Image 4

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A C'alifoala S.ay.
The folloirißg affecting iill'e lay romes ffom
n corre*p.*ndei>l of the Ledger, who has olten
ai!)l!SP ,| its readers with his spirited details ol
tilings in California.
MDQLEL' MVE HIM., ( alavarns ( 0., t a!.
MESSRS. KDITORS : —Dear Sirs I send you
the enclosed Aanzas, lo dispose c<l as you may
consider best. Yours, respectfully, l 5
SONG.
BY S. S. If. TACT.
AIM- 4, Jeannelte, &c. M
| oouvr far awav, but ! don t know w here to
KO ;
if 1 should travel home again, they'd laugh at
me. 1 know ;
For 1 told them, when 1 started, I was bound to
make a pile,
But could they only see it now, 1 rather think
thev'd smile.
I've prospected the river, and I've helped to
turn the stream.
And was trusted on the strength of that delusive
gol.lcn dream ;
For when we went to digging, we all found it
was a sham,
And we, who dammed the river o'er, found
nothing worth a dam.
I atn going far away, &c,
Vulgarism Defined.
Vulgar—Take the rag off Ihe bush.
Refined—Remote the dilapidated linen
from off the infantile tree.
Vulgar—Money makes the pot hoi!.
Refined—The precious metal causes the
pot to effervesce.
Vulgar—Money makes the mare go.
Relinetl—The circulating medium com
pels the female nag to absquatulate.
Vulgar—A fool and his money are soon
parted.
Refined—The partnership existing be
tween a simple one and his small change
is speedily dissolved.
Vulgar—What is bred in the hone can
not come out ol lite flesh.
Refined—That which is matured in the
ossified substance cannot emanate from the
carneous man.
Vulvar—Tell the truth and shame the
devil.
Refined—Proclaim what is veracious
and cause Diabolus to blush.
Vulgar—Each dog has his day.
Refined—Each masculine of the canine
species is entitled to the possession of one
diurnal revolution of the earth.
Vulgar—Does your anxious mother
know you are out V
Refined—ls your solicitous maternal
guardian aware that her offspring is abroad?
Itleedlag to Death.
Hen Brisk is now a leading member of
the Sons, and W. P. of a certain di
vision in the interior of Ohio. He is a
great friend to the cause, and a hitter
enemy to ardent spirits is Benjamin Brisk,
Esq., high shoemaker and cobbler general
to the sole/ess inhabitants of Toppletown
village, but Ben we are sorry to say, was
not always so. There was a time when
he liked his • tea' as well as the next man
—to tell the truth, he did get ' beastlv'
sometimes.
Reeling home one night as usual, a little
top-heavy; with gin, he blundered over
every chair in the house? Well, Ben
like you and 1, had a nose upon his face :
and on gathering himself to his l et, he
imagined that lie had clone bodily harm to
his nasal projection, and that the red wine
was pouring there in a perfect 4 stream.'
Mo up went the window, and out went his
head, it had been raining a lilde, and a
small stream had been trickling from the
eaves, and fell upon the pavement beneath
him—patter, patter, patter—and Ben
thought his nose was doing 4 the clean
thing.'
For the space of half an hour, he heard
it distinctly trickling down upon the stones.
He became alarmed. Still he heard it
patter, palter, patter! lie felt himself
growing weaker and weaker, until at last
he sank down fully impressed with lite
belief that he was bleeding to death ! He
slept till morning, and woke up a reformed
man —Xonpareif.
<'
A Sensible Landlord.
i he 1' raukford Herald is responsible fur
the follow ing :
A little incident transpired some weeks
ago at one ol our Frank ford hotels, which
under the present temperance excitement
is not unworthy of notice. The names of
the p arty we shall withhold from the pub
lic for shame sake.
A little girl entered the tavern, and in
pitiful tones told the keeper that her mother
-had sent her there to get eicht cents.
4 Eight cents,' said the tavern keeper.
4 \\ hat does your mother want with eight
cents ? 1 don't owe her anything.'
4 Well, said the child, 4 father spends
all his money here for rum, and we have
had nothing to eat to-day. Mother wants
to buy a loaf of bread.'
A loafer standing at the bar, looked first
at the child and then at the tavern keeper,
and said very gruflly, 4 d u the brat—
kick her out.'
4 No, said the keeper, 4 1 will give her
the eight cents ; and it her father comes
here again I'll kick him out.'
4 AI. WAYS RELIEVED H IM IO UT: A GOOSK V
4 Well, how do you like your husband,'
said a lcmale fin ad to .. uuvvl, married
lady.
4 Oh, lie's a duck of a man,' replied she
who was enjoying the honey-moon.
4 A duck, eh V said the querist, 4 ah !
then I have been mistaken in my opinion
of his species ; 1 always believed him to
be a goose /'
WANTED TO SEE HIS FATHER.- —We
have heard that, previous to a recent well
contested battle, a young volunteer officer
asked leave of a certain celebrated Major
General to go and see his father, who was
on his death-bed.
'Go,' said the commander, smiling
sarcastically ; 4 you honor your father and
mother, that your daya may be lung in
I he land.'
DANDY— I "snv A llow, RAN you tell me
where Mr. Swackefhammcr, the preacher,
' lives ! .
HI TFIIM.VN —A aw. Nou jist walu uc
road op to de creek, and turn do pritch
over up de stljreem ; den you jistgoon
till von gum to a rote vot vinds de wools
around a school house ; but you don't dake
dal rote. Well, den you go on till you
meet a pick para shinglet mil stliraw, dm
YOU J urn de rote arouut, uut go on his you
gum on a pick ret house all spheckled
lover ID it vite und de garret ub slulairs.
Veil, dat is mine broder Hans' house.
! Den you dura dat house arouut de barn,
und YOU see a rote dat goes ub in de
wools. Den von don't dake dat rote doo. j
Den von go ride strade on, und de first you
meed ish a hay slitag tin de next ish a bar
rack. Veil, he don't lif here also. Den
you will git a little furder, und you sees a
i house on de Jop from de hill, pout a mile,
; und go der hill üb, und go by der door in,
tint ax de oil roman, und he vill dold you
; much bedder ols I con.
SHARP PRACTICE.—A Glasgow mer-;
chant was lately accosted in his counting
! house, by a man who needed charity .
Money having been given, he said, 4 you
havn't got such a thing as a pair of old i
trousers, have you ?'
4 .No my man, 1 don't keep my ward
robe in my counting-house.'
• Where do yon live ?' enquired the itti
' pertinent rascal, 4 I'll call in the morning
for the ouh! pair you've got on.'
IT'S A BORROWED HORSE.— \ friend of
ours, who was a few miles in the country
i lately, relates the following : —A mile or
so from the city he met a boy on horse
back, crying with the cold.
4 Why don't you get down and lead the
fiorse V said our friend; 4 that's the way
to keep warm.'
•It's a h-b-horrowed horse, and I'll ride
him if 1 freeze !'
PREPARATION.—A girl, hearing (lie la
dy of the house, at dinner, ask her litis
• hand to bring 4 Domby and Son' wish him
when he came home to his tea. laid two
extra plates on the supper-table lor the
supposed visitors.
DIE BY INCHES.—.V tall man, who was
given to dissipation, was told by a medi
cal friend that he was tl\ ing by inches.
'Thank Heaven !' said he, 4 1 "measure six
feet and seven inches.'
—* ■
I IE\RY ZEKBE, having taken the
K jff stand lately occupied hi ("lark &. Zerbe, in Brown
street, between Market and Third, l.ew ietown, invite*
hi* Oemls ami the public lo give licit a call when in need
BAH'jiin&'j, Man,
r other vihicte **f comfort nrul pleasure, before pur.
'biMtisr elsewhere. A number of FINISHED CAR.
11l YI.E-t will coiotantly In* kept on hand, ninnufni lured
of the beet material and in the most approved style,
which w ill he sold very low for cn-h.
C-Ord -r* for new Work, as well is repairing, properly
lttelijcd lo
HENRY Y.ERBE.
I.ewistow n, February '20,1-52 -ly
New Arrangement.
\PTRR tendering our sincere thankstonur
. numerous customers lor their libera! pa
tronage for a number of years past, we would
state that, having a number of accounts due
(fiat we are anxious tn have closed up, we have
resolved lo OPES A NEW SKI - OP BOOKS, and en
deavor to close up ali our accounts as soon as
possible up to Ist February. After this we
purpose bringing our business nearer to cash.
VVe shall continue to accommodate our friends
as heretofore, excepting tiiat all accounts made
after this period, we desire to have settled up
at the end of GO da vs.
AG ' F. J. HOFFMAN.
PCAC! E*.
A FINE stock of splendid Dried Beaches,
nt sy'2 00 per bu he!. Also, Par'd Peach-
OB —for saie by F J, HOFFMAN.
Groceries—Great Reduction!
\&J E have just received a large assort men"
Y Y of superior Groceries, ivhicii we are de
termined to sell p it CASH lower than the same
quality of goods can be roguiarlv purchased
elsewhere.
J" G F. J. HOFFMAN.
Burning Fluid and Fire Oil,
k I.WAYS ON HAND.—As we manufac
: iV lure Burning Fiuid extensively, we can
turni-h dealers witfi it lower than they can get
it from the city.
F. J. HOFFMAN.
(GiRDAGE. —Always on hand, a fine aa-
J sort merit of Ropes, from \ in. to 1.1 inch.
A'so, Twines, 'lie Yarn, Cotton l,aps,*B • 1 orp 9
&c - F. J. HOFFM.4N.°
Drugs and Medicines.
fDIIIiS branch of our business continues to
1 receive due attention. Our Drugs and
Medicines have been selected with the greatest
cure, and purchasers may rely upou~gettiiig
Medicines if good quality.
OCT Wholesale purchasers are invited to give j
us a call, as we ca.i sell them Drugs and Med
icines at a small advance on city prices.
Copal Varnish, go oil, at 1.75 to 200 per
pUilon. Pure White Lead, per keg.
l s x 10, .<§l 021 per half box. Putty,
'! cts per lb.
F.J HOFFMAN.
HARDWARE STORE."
I N this branch of our business wf
( i -■ doly competition. As we have j
: no occasion to buy on credit, our
goods ~re well purchased, and therefore we
can I urn ish our numerous customers with what- •
ever they m ty want at a price and of n qimli- j
t} t.lot must give entire satisfaction. Knutne- !
ratm here would be tolly, 9 additions to the
stock are constantly being made. Sketching
,is all that we will pretend at, am! tl lo iniagina- I
lion of the reader, or a personal examination,
must fill up the picture.
SARFDLCRV MID COACHWARE,
Always on bond, an extensive assortment,
and at prices the mout penurious will not erutn- i
, Me. F. J. HUFFMAN. I
ITOl'kS, ffi WATCHES,'
AA I> JftOtt'EJLtfcW
FPHE subscriber has the satisfaction of an-
I nuuncinf to tin- litis I .'** of this place and vicinity
ilk it lie ins just opened, at the stand lately occupied by
.) P. ■■scHLo.ssKit, mi Market street, nearly opposite the '
Bunk, a well selected stock ol
stocks, W atclios A: Jewelry, r
which lie will ilispofe of at the lowest possible prices.
The slock is new, embracing the latest st\ les, and afford- '
jug an excellent variety, which must be examined to be 1
appreciated, both in regard to quality and price.
flocks, Watches and Jewelry will be UK!'AIR 1
Kl> in the very best manner with despatch, and wai- (
ranted for one year. He hopes by selling low, punctual- :
ly fulfilling his engagements, and strict attention to busi- '
ness, to secure a proportion of public patronage. 1
11. W. JUN KIN.
Lewistoivn, January 2, ISs2—tf
KEYIOVAS*. i!
Operations om (lie Teclti.
SAiyiTTEL, BELFORD, DENTIST,
OFFERS liia services to the citizens of
Lewistown. and the adjoining counties, in ,
Di: STAL y Hav- '
ing taken lessons in tins branch 1
i -U TTt 0 f business from the late I Jr.
: J. N. Sumner, and recently frem Dr. J 11.
■ Bressler, of Belletoute, he is satisfied that he
will be able to give general satisfaction. Ca
rious teeth Plugged talk (lold, and Incor
ruptible Mineral Teeth Inserted, from a single
1 tooth to a full set, on Gold and Silver Plate,
also on Pivot, in the most durable manner.
All work undertaken by him he will guar
antee to be satisfactory, and if it is not, the
I money will be refunded,
j lie may be found at his residence in West
Market street, opposite the Red Lion Hotel, it
i all times.
Lewistown, Aug. *29, 1851.—if
LEWISTOWN MILLS,
FFIIIE subscribers have taken tfie Lewistown
A Mills and formed a copartnership under ,
the firm of JOHN STERRETT & CO.torcar
rving on a general MILLING BUSI
wish to buy a large quantity o! aik.
kinds of GRAIN, for which we will pay the
HIGHEST PRICES the market will afford, accord
ing to the quality of the grain.
Any person wishing to store thoir wheat can
do so, and a receirit will be given to be kept in
store until the 1-t of August, and afler that
until the Ist ot December. In case of wheat
Ic-ft in store, the subscribers reserve the pnvi
lege of purchasing said wheat when the own
ers wish to sell, at from IB to 15 cents off" of
Philadelphia prices, and if we do not buy at
this rate, then we charge one cent per bushel
for storage. No interest will be allowed on
money not lifted tor grain sold, as we are ore
pared to pay CASK at all times.
E/JIV/l i/itil all Unds of PEED keptand
for sale for cash.
u . THOMPSON,
AND. MeFARLANE,
HI GH CON LEV,
S. S. WOODS.
Lewistown, May "2, I^sl.—tf
Worn 1 Turning ilsltibllshinrnt.
Ix'W r*tov& si, l*;i.
liyOOD TURNING, in all its various
j t v brunches, in city styles, at low prices,
done to order on the* shortest notice.
lied Pw,',*. 4'liair Spindle*,
Broom-bundles, lloe-hundics. Rosettes,Newoli
Posts, Awning Posts, Pillars, Rods, Rounds.
B .'asters, Tabic Legs, Patterns, Wagon Hubs,
Chisel and Auger Handles, Columns, it c.
W i E S SP KA W.
\Y agon Fellows, Columns, and all kinds e!
Carpenter and Cabinet work sawed to order.
CIRCUL4 R 8 AW.
Plastering faith, Roofing La'h. Paling, and
all kinds of Ripping, also done on the shortest
notice.
At all times on hand, Ground Plaster, and
f>r sale at as low prices as can he obtained in '
this county.
Ail the above work done and articles fur
nished at tiie Turning Mill and Machine Shop
of the subscribers, situated in WATER STREET,
immediately above the Lewistown Mills, ir.
the borough of Lewistown.
N. 15. Mechanics, Farmers, and all others
who desire anything in any of the above named
brandies of business are respectfully invited
to favor us with their custom.
D.\MCI. ZEIGLER &. CO.
June 13,1951. —tf
£t A A i
nisti Variety Its re
IT RAVING ju.-f reiurned from Philadelphia
H. £ with a new nail varied stock of GOODS, <
the undersigned invites the publx to give him
a call. In addition to his stock of pure and
Iresh DRUGS, lie has on hand Spices of aii
kinds, fine Dairy and Table Salt, pure White
fend; Copal, Coach, Japan and Shoe Varnish
es; a variety ot Mats ; Butter, Soda, Sugar and
Water ('rockers; Old and Young Hyson, Im
perial and Black TEAS ; a great variety of
Hair And Tooth Brushes, RICE and SIHJP
BEANS, &c &c., innumerable, at
A. A BANKS' Variety Store.
Lewistown, Bee. 12, 1-5!-if.
PINE OIL and Burning Fluid, just received
and for st le at
dl 9 BANKS' Variety store.
(IIDKR VINEGAR—A new supply—first
J rate —just received at
decl'2 BANKS' Variety Store.
THE TEETH—Tooth pastes and
Powders, in great variety, at
dl!> BANKS' Variety store.
SHAVING Cream, a delightful article,
ao: tuning the beard and casing the labor
of shaving at BANKS' Variety store.
PERFUMERY Bay Rum. Cologne, Ver
bena, Sweet Briar, Putcheoly, Jenny
j Lind, Jasmine, Rose, at
I ''l9 BANKS' Variety store.
f^tRUIT. —Oranges, Lemons, Kuisins, Figs,
Prunes, the first of the season, at
A. A. BANKS'.
CIIGARK. —A great variety of CIGARS,
J bought low and selling accordingly.
Lovers ol ihe weed, the place togcta good and
! cheap article, is at BANKS' Variety store.
Stationer* ! Siatioaarrv 1
I> I.UE and White LH P I ER PAPER
A Gilt edged " "
Assorted colors 44 "
Plain ami Fancy note '• "
Bine ami White Foolscap "
Envelopes, Wafers, Quills and Steel Pens, at
' bl9 A. A. BANKS'. '
4*rtal Mdeittilir lliscovrt'tcs.
3~iT DH. J. W. COOPER.
11711 Ail J) 4IU
*
( ompletclij Cured in Three /Jays,
By Dr. J. \\ . Cooper's V egetable Compound
Fever ami Ague Pills.
mill's". PILLS are composed entirely of Vegetable
-4- Substances, and in ninty-niuecases out of every hun
dred, will perform a perfect and Complete eto-r in three
days. No instance has ever been known, where more
than sir days have been required to perform a complete
cure, even iu the very worst cases, and on the strongest
constitutions. We would earnestly say to all who are
a'Hicted with this distressing disease, to get one box and
try them, and iu all cases, two boxes are warranted to
eure, it taken according lo (he directions, or the money
rt turned.
These pills not only perform a per/eft cure in three
days, but remove the bile and create a healthy ictiou of
the liver, and consequently fortify the system against a
future attack.
A LSO,
My Vegetable Anti-Djrgfcpsia Bitters.
This Medicine is a certain cure for Dyspepsia in Its
very worst forms. Thousands of cases have been com
pletely cured by it within the last year, which have
been entirely despaired of by the regular family physi- :
cians. We do not recommend it to cure everything—we i
recommend it to core Dyspepsia, and the di.-eases oriei- i
mating from it, and that it will cure in almost every case,
and it is recommended for nothing else. In main in
stances, even the worst of cases have been complete!,
cured in two and three months, but it depends somewhat
npon the constitution of the patient. We would say to
all who are afflicted w ith Dyspepsia, give this medicine
a fair trial, and ll it tails to do good, your money will be
returned.
ALSO,
My Vegetable Worm Powders.
This is <tie most wonderful Worm Destroyer ever
known, and at the same time, so pleasant to take that
almost every child will he fond of it, and many instances
have been known of children crying for more after once
taking it.
'litis medicine is in the form of a powder, the only
medicine ever used iu that form, ami it operates on a
prim i. le entirely different from any other medicine ever
administered by any other physician. It is the only !
medicine which has no Worm-seed Oil or Turpentine
combined with it, which is believed by all other physi
cians, to be Ihe only two things which will destroy
worms, and these two things combined, together with ;
castor oil. are the active principles of all other worm
medicines, which every person who lias ever tasted or
suielled, knows to he the most nauseous of all nauseous
med nines, and on accent of which, Ihere is generally
something added to destroy ibis nauseous taste, and in
order to do litis, it tniiei be something stronger than the
medicine itself, and therefore, it must necessarily destroy
some of its medicinal properties. These powders are
simple and so harmless, that a child may eat a whole borf
at once, and it will t.ot he hurt, while at the same time
the principle upon which it arts being different from any
thing els. ever u5,.,!, it will destroy nil kinds of Worms
with a certainty never equaled. It will not only destroy
tie* seat ivories, or Ascarid-*s. and long, round worms,'or :
leres, hut is t tie most effect mil medicine for the destruc
tion of the Tape Worm ever known. Ten doses have
brought a> many as f 1 \ li Tape Worms from one person.
It your children have any symptoms of worms, try
these powders, and in nine cases out of ten, \ ou will nev- '
•r use any other. These are also warranted.
'1 he so medicines are all separate, and one for each dis
ease, am! eat h f.-r only one disease. They are not re- *
. nmmended, as many other medicines are, to cure some
fifteen or twenty diseases, and all of different natures, .
hut they are each to cure but one disease, ant! that the\ ■
will do in ninety -nine cases out of evety hundred, and '
where they have a fair trial and fail in all cases, tin 1
money w ill be returned.
ins.\v. rooniß s
(Y!cbrated Wsrfablc Anti-Dysjcpsia Fills,
A certain cure n r Indigestion, Debility, Sickness or
I', lining iit ill- Stomach, I' in in the Side and Stomach,
C wtirenees. Sensation, of W eight hi the Stomach after ■
L itis g. !' tlji olty of Breathing, Restlessness, Want of
\ 'utile. Pal; It a* 'on of the 11. art. and ail other Diseases i
w loch ir:-< fi„:i, IN DIGESTION
IVrlifi ates ran be seen at the Agents.
I■' '<■ !'• ' U 'FUJI. ..V, t.eicistoien : am! ft. '
It Brehman, Jit'■ temn. Sep. iO-lv
For the Cure of
(OILHS, COLDS, HOARSENESS,
BiIOMIIITIS, WHOOPING-COUGH,
(UOIP, ASTHMA. A\l>
COXSOI I'll OA.
riKllS in l iluable remedy f r all diseases of the TIIHOAT
* am! I.i m..c ha. attained a c lgbrit;. from its i.miarka
hle cures, never r qaalled by any other medicine before
Other prepitrillous have shown them-eles palliatives,
and sometimes elf ited notable rures, but tiom h .s ever
so fully won the confidence of every community where
it is known. After r ears of trial in every climate, the i
results have imlisptil.tl ly shown it to puss -a m .si r;
over IU:- dangerous ' i.i-- . f dtaen-es, wi.uh could not
f'n! to attiuct the a'.letilu.n of physiri ins, patients, ami
the publh at large.
See tlie -tatemen:-. not of obscure in.lividttals andfrom j
far ilisiaiit pi.u es, but of men who ar. know u and re- ;
sporiod throughout the ointt \,
The widely celebrated Surucon, Dr. Valentine Mutt,of j
Xr .v X ork city, s :
"It gives tile pleasure to ceilitV the value and effi acy '
of Acer's Cherry Pectoral, which 1 con id- t peculiarly
adapted to cure diseases of She throat an I lungs.
Dr. Perkins, the venerable Piesident of the Vrnnont
Medical College, one of the eminently learned pity sicians
of this country, writes, the Cherry Pectoral is extensive
ly us..! to this section, u here it has show it unmistakable
evidence of its Itappy effects upon pulmonary diseases.
Tin Rev. Jno. D. Cochrane, a distinguished Clergyman ;
of the Kuglwli Church, w rites to the proprietor from j
Montreal, that "he has been cured of a severe asthmatic ;
affection, by Cherry Pectoral." His letter at full length,
may !• found in our rircular, to be had of the agent, and
is worth the attention of asthmatic patients.
This letter is from the well known Druggist at Mills- ;
dale, Mi< htg.in, one of the largest dealers in the rstate ; j
and this case is from his own observation.
HiLi.sDAi.lt, .MICH , Dec. Id, HIS.
DKAK SIR Immediately on the receipt of your C:l ßit- '
HI PittrroUAL, 1 carried a bottle to an acquaintance ol
mine who was thought to be near his end with quick i
consumption. He was unable to rise from his bed, and
was extremely ieeble. His friends believed he must
soon die, uiiless relief could he obtained lor him, and I
induced tliein to give your excellent medicine a trial I !
immediately left town for three weeks, and you may j
judge of my surprise on my return, to meet linn in the
slreet on my way home from tire cars,and find he hail :
et tirely recovered. I'our weeks from the day he com
mtm od taking your medicine, he was at work at his
arduous trade of a blacksmith.
There are other cases within my knowldedge, where
the CncftttY PUCTOBAI. has been singularly successful,
hut none so marked as this. X erv truly yours
a XV. UNDP.ItWOOD.
Hear Ihe
I)r, J. C. Ayers. Lowell, — DEAR SIR Feeling under
obligations to you for the restoration of my hea th, tsend
you a report of my case, which you are at liberty to i
publish for the benefit of others, l.ast autumn I took a
had cold, accompanied by a severe rough, and made use
of ninny medicines without obtaining relief 1 was
obliged to give up business, frequently raised blood, and !
could get no sleep at night. A frier.d gave me a bottle of I
your CHERRY PECTORAL, the use of which I immediately
commenced according to directions. I have just pur
chased the fifth bottle, and am nearly recovered. I now
sleep well, my cough has ceased, and all by the use of
your valuable luethciue. K. rt. STONK, A M,
Principal Mt. Hope Seminary.
Prepared and sold Inj JAMES C. AY Ell,
Practical Chemist, Lowell, Mass.
Sold in Lewistown by.7. H. I.YKS, ,'lgrnl, and
I)r. /.'. B. HALE; in AliJJlintoicn by Jacobs $f
Uelford, unit ly lh uggists generally throughout lb?
State. nbl9-3ao j
PETROLEUM, or Rock Oil, at A. A.
dl 9 BANKS' Variety sture. i
Eater,-J. a wording to A.t c;" Uoep.-ess,-in the year
by J. rt. HOUGHTON", M D . in the Clerk's Office of
the District Court for the Eastern Di,trict of Pa.
ANOTHER SCIENTIFIC" DISCOVERY 1
GREAT CURI* FOR
DYSPEPSIA!
D- J. HO^UHTOri'S
\i f|"jp ft'ft § i
o iji r
TIIE TIM E
DIGESTIVE FLUID.
or. Gastric .ftiic-e.
Prejiared from RENNET, or the fourth STOMACH OF
THE OX, after directions of 15.AR0.V I.IEBIG, the
great Physiological Chemist, by J. rt. HOUGHTON,
M. D. Philadelphia, Pa.
This is a truly wonderful remedy for IX DIGESTION,
DYSPEPSIA, JAUNDICE, I.IYER COMPLAINT,
CONSTIPATION, and DEBILITY", Curing afler Na
ture's own method, by Nature's own Agent, the Gas- ;
trie Juice.
> Half a teaspoonful of PEPSIN, infused in water, will
\ digest or dissolve, h'ict Pound* of Pua.-i Beef in about
tiro hours, out of the stomach.
I'DI'MN is the chief element, or Great Digesting
Principle of the Gastric Juice—the Solceal of tie Food.
the Pnrifainfr, Prtstrring, and Stimulating Agent of the ;
Stomach and Intestines. It is extracted from the Diges
tive Stomach of the Ox, thus forming an ARTIFICIAL
DIGKrtTIX'E FLUID, precisely like the natural Gastric
Juice in its Chemical powers, and furnishing a COMPLETE
and PERFECT SI-BSTITCTE for it. By the aid of this pre
paration, the pains and evils of IXUiQESTIOW and
IJ I Srr.PSlJl are removed, just as they would be by a
healthy stomach. It is doing wonders for Dyspeptics,
curing cases of DEBILITY, EMACIATION, NERVOUS
DECLINE, and DYSPEPTIC CONSUMPTION, sup
posed to be on the verge of tbe grave. The Scientific
Evidence upon which it is based, is in the highest degree
ULit 1 OUS and REMARKABLE.
Scientific Evidence!
BARON I.IEBIG in his celebrated work on Animal i
Chemistry, says: "An Artificial Digestive Fluid, ana
logous to the Gastric Juice, may be readily prepared |
from the mucous membrane of the stomach of the Calf
in which various articles of food, as meat and eggs, will
be softened, chanocd. and dioeeted, ju*l ,n tie same man
ner a., they tcould be in She hvmun stomach. 1 '
OCall on the Agent, and get a Descriptive Circular,
gratis, giving a large amount of Scientific Evidence
similar to the above, together with reports of REMARK-
Bl.r. CURES, from nil pints of the United States.
As a ( urcr,
I)r. HOI GH TON'S I'I'.PSIN has produced the most
marvcilou* ettcrts, in curing cases of iMbtlihi, Ema
ciation, A'errous Decline, and Duspeytec Consumption.
it is impossible to give the details of ihe cases in the
i.mils ot tais advertisement; hut authenticated certifi
cates have beet) given of more titan TWO HUNDRED
REMARKABLE CURES, in Philadelphia, New X'ork ;
and Boston, alone. These were nearly all desperate
cases, and the cures were not only rapid anil wonderful, I
i but permanent.
It :*. a great NERVOUS ANT!DOTE, and particular!v >
useful fir tendency to Btllious disorder, Liver Complaint, I
Fever and Ague, and the evil effects of Quinine, Mercury, '
and other Drugs upon the Digestive Organs, after a long
! sickness. Also, for excess iu eating, and the too free
\ use of ardent spirits. It almost reconciles Health with .
! Intemperance.
Dr. 1101 GHTON'S lIEI*SINI I EI*SIN is sold hv nearly all
the dealers it. fine Drugs and Popular Medicines, through
out the United States. It is prepared in Powder and in
Fluid form—and iu prescription vials for the use of
I physicians.
PRIVATE CIRCI I.ARrt for the use of physicians,
may be obtained of Dr. Houghton or his Agents, de
| scribing the w hole process of preparation, and gix iug the
authorities upon whuh the claims of this nexv remedy
arc based. As it is NOT A rtl'.t RET REMEDY, no ob
jection can be ruise.l again-' tfs use bv pbvsictaus in re
; a portable standing and regu.ar practice. Price, ONE
DOLLAR per buttle.
. 6><)BSUH\ E THIS: F.verv bottle of the genuine
• I" 1. I*> I N beaix th ■ written signature of J. S HOUGH
TON, M. 1) . sole proprietor, Philadelphia, Pj Copy
right and trade Mark secured
' ".-Sold by a;i Druggists and dealers in Medicines.
AGENTS.— Dr. F. VV. HALE, Lewistown ;
J. M. EYSTKR & BRO., Harrisbtirg. [fe2o
HAT .k CAP MAX If FACTOR I'-
W. tie
j Market street, Lewistown, adjoining Ken
nedy Porter's Store.
He.sjjocttnlly invites the attention
j of tfie citizens of MitHin and the ad-
JkHH&L. i*'iii:nff counties to iiis ex
Lens ive stock of SI'BI
STYI.E HATS & CAPS,^ 543 ® I
which he offers at prices that cannot fail to
suit purciiasers.
COUiITRY rVXERCHAIvTTS
will find it decided I y to their advantage to gix'e
him a caM. for his arrangements are now such,
as to enable him to furnish any quantity that
, tnny he desired on the shortest notice.
The care and attention he lias ever given to
j the manuiiictine of the style of Hats preferred
; by Ins numerous Ornish customers, will be
i continued: and lie feels warranted in givino
the assurance that they will not be disap
: pointed.
CO" if YOU WAST A GOOD HAT, GIVP. HIM A
CALL. mhl2 i
Spring Fashions. 1852.
N. J. RUDISILL respectfully announces to
his old patrons un l the public generally, that
-gs§ N lie has just received the SPRING
iBl / ST\ I,E of GENT LEM EN'S 11 ATS,
is manufacturing them out of tlie
)ua t inaterial, at prices that CAS THE
BEAT. lie lias constantly on hand a
, large and varied assortment of Men's, Boy's
I and Youth's
IL'ils and Caps,
to suit every taste and please every fancy, com
prising Russia, Beaver, Mo!esk : n, Fur and Silk,
nut forgetting the IIUA CAM AM style of
every variety, wholesale and retuil, which in
style, material and finish, cannot he surpassed ;
by any in tho market, and which he is able to ,
put at prices lower than ever.
Ladies are invited to call and examine 'he
stock of Children's Hats and Caps, which he
flatters himself must elicit admiration.
Gentlemen, utter securing their hat*, can be
accommodated afterwards with a handsome
CANE, of which he has a choice and well se
lected assortment, that will be sold iow, liuving
been bought expressly for accomnuxlation.
Call at the old stand, a few doors east ot' the
Diamond, on Market street. N. J. R.
Lewistown, March 12,1852-tf.
j '
Stoves j Stoves, Stoves.
/a, A LARGE stock ot new and beautiful '
and Parlor STOVES, Ten Plate
j from 22 to B2 inches; Air-Tight 1
Cook, Vernon do.. Hathaway do., Keystone in.,
Universe do., Complete do. ' Revere Air-Tight
Parlor Stove, Ottoman do., Persian do.. Excel
sior do., Etna do. Barroom Stoves, Harp Can
non do.. Cannon do., Cast Oven do., Russia do.,
Boa Frankim do—for wood or cut!—all of J
which will he sold low for cash, at the Hard-!
ware Store of
I 024 F. 0. FR YNCLSCrS, '
Hammered Iron, ....
{FARMERS, Blacksmiths, Machiuut.",.atd
other?, are respect' u i !y invited to examine
a new- arid superior article of HAM MKRKD
ißON.inadeot thecelebrated Freedom Bloom?,
by Messrs. John A. Wright &. Co., Lewislown,
I'a. This Iron tor quality, toughness and
evr-ness of linish is unsurpassed by any Ham
mered Iron in the State. Ail sizes of Wagon
and buggy Tire, small and large sizes of Bar
—square, tl.it, ova!, A round —Plough Irons of
all kinds, Sledge Moulds, Crow Bars, ic., lor
sale, fur cash, bv
F. G. FRAN CISC US.
CO" Orders ftfr any extra sizes promptly
executed. nov ?
Indemnity.
'PLIN FRANK! IN Finn lsst RANCK ( ONIPAXY of Philsd-*!
*- pIiia—OFFICE Ll>3. Chesnui street, near Fifth sited,
L I U E CTOR S .
Charles N. Bancker, Geo. It. Richards,
Thomas Hart, Mordecai D. Lewis,
Tobias Wagner, Adulphe E. Ilor.e,
Samuel Grant, David S. Brown,
Jacob R. Smith, Morris Patterson.
Continue to make Insurance, perpetual or limited, ON
every description of property in TOWN & COL.N Fit Y,
at rates as low as are consistent with security.
The Company have reserved a large Contingent Fund,
which, with their Capital and Premiums safely investor,
affords AMIDE protection to the assured.
The ass.-is of the Company, on January Ist, 1?19, as
published agreeably to an Act of Assembly, were AS fol
lows, viz:
Mortgages, £ J,017,-13 D 1!
Real Estate, 91.721
Temporary Loans, 90,001 S5
Stocks, 51,523 25
Cash, SEC., 38, MM 27
$1..!2,42 71
Since their incorporation, A period of eighteen years,
they have paid upward- of One .Million Four lluudcd
Thousand Dollars, losses by lire, thereby affording an evi
dence of the advantages of Insurance, as wellas the abil
ity and disposition to meet with promptness aliliabiiitie-.
CHARLES N. BANCKER, President.
„ CHARLES C. DANCK.H, Secretary
AGENT for Miffliu county, R. C. HA IE,
Esq., Lewis-town. [apl2-ly
Mill iiiMlaii,"
Jaundice, Dyspepsia, Chronic
or JSercous Debility, Dis
ease of Ihe Kidneys,
AND ALL
(DISEASES ARISING
FROM A DISORDERED LI
VER OR STOMACH, SL'CH AS
CONSTIPATION, INWARD FILES,
FULLNESS OR BLOOD TO THF HEAD,
ACIDITY OF THESTOMACH, NAUSEA, IIEART
BUKN, DISGUST FOR FOOD, FULLNESS OR WEIGHT
IN THE STOMACH, SOAR ERUCTATIONS, SI SU
ING OR FLUTTERING AT THE PIT t F
THE STOMACH, SWIMMING OF THE
HEAD, HURRIED AND DIFFI
CULT BREATHING, FLUT
TERING AT THE
HEART,
| Choking or suffocating sensations when in ti
j lying posture, dimness of vision, dots or webs
j before the sight, fever and dull pain in the
I head, deficiency of perspiration, yellowness of
the skin and eyes, pain in the side, back, chest,
limbs, &.C., sudden flushes ot heat, burning in
, the flesh, constant imaginingsof evil, and great
depression of spirits, can be effectually cured
DR. HOOFLAItfD'S
C ELK IS RATED
GERMAN BITTERS,
PREPARED BY
IfK. C. JACKSON.
At tlic German Medicine Store, lit) Arch s!,,
PHILADELPHIA.
Their power over the above diseases in not eire/led—if
equalled—by any other preparation in the United Statesus
the rnres attest, in utany eases after skilfulphysicians hod
fail ,/.
T!II ?a Hitters ARE worthy the attention of invalids.
Possessing great virtues in the rectification of diseases of
the Liver and lesser glands, exercising the most search,
nigpowers in weakness andaffections ofthe dicestiveoi
g.UlS, they are withal, safe, certain and pleasant.
II HAD AM) BE CO.\ VISC ED.
JOSI AH C YOT .NO. Dauphin, Dauphin county, Pa.,
in a letter to Dr. Jackson, of May 5, ISSI, said : J
"For a long time 1 was afflicted with general debility
and intestinal weakness, costireness, for which 1 used
many different remedies, without change. At last lai j
cidentally stumbled upon Ilootiand's German Hitter-,
prepared by you. ] took a few bottles according to di
rections, and was completely cured 1 have not been SO
healthy fur ten years as I have been since I took your
bitters, which was about one year AGO Some of my
neighbors are now using theui, and deriving great ben
efit."
ANOTHER LETTER,
From Dr..l. C (iIJ.KS, .VCIRTNRI Hamilton. Pa , said:
*• I have used a half dozen of your German Hitters my
self, for Liver Complaint and diseases of a nervous char
acter, resulting troni the abuse of uiercurv. I V\;ISJH>!-
som-D and affV-eled with spasms from the use of\his lat
ter article, and your German Hitters was the FIRST article,
from which 1 obtained relief, although 1 have not vet
quite recovered. All who have used this medicine of
yours speak well of it."
DYSPEPTICS AND SKEPTICS, READ.
In three-fourths ol liie cases ol'diseased Liver, Rtonf;
arh and .Nerves, the effect ol'Dr. Uooriund's Celebraud
German Hitters, (prepared only by Dr Jackson, at the
.Medicine Store, I2D Arch slrett.) is as positive AS IN the
case ot A. A Kaufman, ESQ. head what he sans I
LANCASTER, April 20, 165".
Respected Sir : I have been for a series of years afflict
ed with Dyspepsia, Inactivity of the Liver,and Nervous
Debility. My mental powers have been so reduced as
1 to render me quite until for the transaction ofany kind
of business. After consulting many eminent physicians,
and using tln-ir prescriptions, and after using the most
popular remedies oflhe day, supposed to be applicable to
my case, I always failed to have permanent relief. A
friend, with much persuasion, induced me to try a bottle
of your celebrated Hitters. I have Used one bottle, and
this day commenced the second. 1 can with cheerful
ness slate that it has happily improved inc. My appcj
titc and spirits have astonishingly improved, and I begin
| to feel as though I had grown (suddenly) ten years
younger, and really, 1 am almost prepared to say that I
now consider myself calculated for any business, while,
ten days ago, I would have as soon undertakenlo square
a circle as to have attempted it.
Yours respectfully, A A. KAUFMAN
To Dr. C. M. Jackson,
120 Arch street, Philadelphia,
i The Editor of "Scott's Weekly Paper," otic of lite
largest literary and family newspapers published in Philj
:tdelpliin, says :
j " Dr. Hoofland's German Hitters, manufactured by Dr.
Jackson, are now recommended by some of the mo-t
prominent members of the ftcullv, as an arlicle of nun It
efficacy in cases of female Week ness As such is the
case, we would advise all mothers lo obtain a bottle, and
thus save themselves much sickness. Persons of debili
tated constitutions will liud these bitters advantageous
to their health, as we know from et|>erieiice thesalulary
effect they have upon weak systems."
j That this medicine will cure Liver Complaint and Dys
pepsia, no one can doubt after using it as directed It
acts specifically upon the sluiuac h and liver ; it is prefer
able to calomel in all bilious dtsea. es the effect is imme
diate. They can be administered to FEMALE or I.\r ANT
with safety and reliable benefit, at any time.
Beware of Counterfeits J
j This medicine has attained that high character which
is necessary for all medicines to attain to induce coon
tcrfeiiers to put forth a spurious arlicle, at the lUUot the
lives >f those who arc innocently deceived.
Look well to the Marks of the Genuine.
They have Ihe written signature of l'. M. JACK SOX
upon the wrapper, ami the name blown in the bolt If s
without which they art spurious.
For sale, wholesale and retail, at the GER
MAN MEDICINE STORE, 120 Arch street, one
tiitor below Sixth, Philadelphia, ami by Mrs.
MARY MARKS and Dr. E. W. HALE.
Le\vi?tow. I may i?M, Hsi.—lv.