. r--.■wjMMiijß, mi ■■ '■ iiiijiuM^K^^r^^'XAQLT.v.--wr smaassmm&muamm J^-RR 7 -?—TR •?.'^SETTm Vo!. XXXV -Whole Ao. 1866. Kates of Advertising. One square, 18 lines, 2 squares, 6 mos. $5.00 1 time 50 " . 1 year 8.00 2 times 75 A column, 3 mos. 6.00 3 " 1.00 " 6 " 10.00 1 mo. 1.25 " 1 year 15.00 3 " 2.50 1 column, 3 mos. 10.00 " 6 " 4.00 " 6 " 15.00 " 1 year 6.(K) " 1 year 25.00 2 squares, 3 times 2.00 Notices before mar " 3 mos. 3.50 riages, &c. sl2. Communications recommending persons for office, must be paid in advance at the rate of 25 cents per square. Philadelphia Advertisements, HIGH CRAIG. THOMAS I)ELLAS. dlili I BELLI T, nT T *s? TP A R* w t? • •*** LIF K. * KM TS.M W KM \Y 4J V AND GE.NERAL COMMISSION MERCfIANTS, FOR THE SALE CF Bacon, Lard, Butter, Wool, Gin seng, Cloverseed, &e-, Broad anti Cherry Streets, PHILADELPHIA. Advances made, if required, on Receipt of Consignments. CO~The Cars will be unload ed at our Warehouse. Produce consigned to ' us for sale will not be subject to porterage or storage. C. &. B. are Agents fur the Penn sylvania Railroad Company. ' Oct. 20, 1849—tf. BIZOI & CO., ~ Uoimimfeioii merchants, FOR THE SALE OF FLOUR. GRAIN, SEEDS, And all descriptions of Country Produce, BItOAD STREET, EAST SIDE, Between Race and Cherry, PHIL AD ELFHI A. Respectfully solicit a share of tbc business from this vicinity, and refer to Messrs. LOSGENECKER, GRIBB &. Co., Bankers. W. RISSKLL, Esq., Cashier, Lewistown. E. E. LOCKE. Esq , Mifflin county. K. J. Rom* Esq.. Cashier, (Harrisburg. Messrs. R LSK &. MILLER, S* SAMUEL JOHNSON, Esq., Marietta, Lancaster county, Pa. GEJ. M. TH OFT MAN, Cashier, of 1 Western Bank, i D . M , I r | j |-v jo p / 1 lifitlQCl 3* Messrs. JAS. J. DUNCAN & Co., f and Merchants generally, J October C, 1849—0 m.* PURE FRESH COD LIVER OIL THIS new and valuable medicine, now used by the : 1 medical profession wUb such astonishing ellicacy m the cure of Pulmonary Consumption, Scrofula, Chro• . tiic Rheumatism, (Jout, Central De bility, Complaints of the Kid neys, 4'C., Ape., i-a prepared from the liver of the Cod T.ah f*>r medical use, expressly for our salee. (Extract from the London .Medical Journal.) "C J. B Williams, M. IJ , F. R. 8., Professor of Medi cine in University College, London, Consulting Physi cian to the Hospital for consumption, 6cc., says : I have prescribed the till in above four hundred cases of tubercu lous disease of the I. lines, in different stages, v. hit h have been under niy care the last two years and a half In the ' je nun her of esses, 206 out of 23d, its use was fol i . marked and unequivocal improvement, varying in degr- - in different cases, from a temporary retarda tion of tbe progress of the disease and a mitigation of dis tressing symptoms, up to a more or less complete restor ation t, apparent health. "The effect of the Cod Liver Oil in most of these cases ■a n very remarkable. Even in a few days the cough was mitigated, the expectoration diminished in quantity and opacity, the night sweats ceased, the pulse became slower, and of better volume, and the appetite, flesh and strength were gradually improved "In conclusion, 1 repeat that the pure fresh oil from the Liver of the Cod is more beneficial in the treatment of Pulmonary Consumption than any agent, medicinal, dietetic or regimenal, that has yet been employed " A j ?cc have made arrangement* to procure the Cod I over Oil, fresh from head quarters, it ran now he had chemically pure hy the single bottle, or in huxes of one doiin each. Its wonderful efficacy has induced numerous spurious * illations . As its success depends entirely on its purity, too much care cannot be used in procuring it genuine. Every bottle haring on it our tcntttn signature maybe dcpemlri upon as genuine Pamphlets containing an analysis of the Oil, with no es of it from Medu al Journals, will be sent to those w ho address us free of postage. JOHN C. BAKER 6t CO , ll'hole sale J (ruggist * and Chemists. JOO North Third Street, Philadelphia. " ! ,ber 13, 6iu. IILI >l> !H A A1 lAi TOR V. 11. C 3 A!tK, VEMTIAX BLIND MANUFACTURER, iS iff n of the Golden Kaffle, No, KM I'l3, Siiuth Second street, below Dock street, PHILADELPHIA, T7"EEP.S always on hand a large and fashionable assert ment of WIDE and NARROW SLAT WINDOW BLINDS, manufactured in the in -t manner, of the beat materials, and at the low e,t <.a- .■ price Having refitted and nlar? d his establishment, he is prepared to complete orders to u,y amount m the shortest notice. Constantly on hand an a. ".rloient of Alalios:• iiv Eurniturc, of every variety, manufactured expressly for his own sales, and purchasers may therefore rely on a good artic !e. tfr Open in the evening ♦* Order* from a distance pa: i ed carefully, and sent fre,- of porterage, to any pari of the city. H. CLARK. Philadelphia, August 16,1619—1y. I!GORGE 11M.1.15. Wholesale Commission Agent, FOR ALL KINDS OF r i s ii. \o. ."51 Aorlli Wliarvc*, Above Hare street, I'hiladeljihiei. BhilidHphla, April 21, 1-I'J. — ly JHMBJOB© IPLERASNSSIAIB WX AXMHSOU IRAMSSK&SIEA AAWRAIWS) ESSZEHLJISJ Philadelphia Advertisements. LIFE INSURANCE. Hie Girard Life Insurance Annuity and Trust Company of Philadelphia, Office No. L>9 Chesnut ,Street. Capital $300,000. Charter Perpetual. ' COXTINVE to make Insurances on I.ives on the most favorable terms; receive and execute Trusts, and I receive Deposits on Interest. ; The Capital being paid up and invested, together with ; accumulated premium fund, affords a perfect security to | the insured. The premium may be paid in yearly, half ! yearly, or quarterly payments. The Company add a BONUS at stated periods to the ; insurances for life. This plan of insurance is the most j approved of, and is more generally in use than any other ; t" Great Britain, (where the subject is best understood by : the people, and where they have had the longest cxperi j ence,) as appears from the fact that out of 117 Life Insu- I ranee Companies there, of all kinds, 87 are on this plan, i The first BONUS was appropriated in December, 1844, I amounting to 10 per cent, on the sum insured under the | oldest policies ; to 84 per cent., 7} per cent. Arc.. Ate., on | others, in proportion to the time of standing, making an addition of #100; $87.50; $75, &.C., Sec., to every SIOOO, | originally insured, which is an average of more than 50 . per cent, on the premiums paid, and without increasing j the annual payment to the company. | The operation of the Bonus will be seen by the follow - j ing examples from the Life Insurance Register of the | Company, thus: ISum | Bonus or Amount of Policy and Insured, j Addition. Bonus pa v aide at the I i \ party's decease. No. in SI,UOO SIOO 00 | $l,lOO 00 ! " 88 2,500 250 00 j 2,750 00 " 205 4,000 400 00 4,400 00 ' 276 2,000 175 00 2,175 00 " 333 5,000 437 50 j 5,437 50 s> PAMPHLETS containing the table of rates,'arid ex planations of the subject; Forms of Application, and further information can be had at the office, gratis, in person or byletter,addressed to the President or Actuary B. VV. RICHARDS, President. JNO. F. JAMES, Actuary. [ap23:ly I* A I 1 t IS ! I' AP E IS r No. 21 liunk street, Between Market and Chesnut, and 2d and 3d strcits, PHIL i u e i. p hr.i. THE subscribers beg leave to call the attention ofcoun 1 J- try buyers to their assortment of papers, embracing i the different varieties of Priming, Hardware. Writing, ! Envelope, and Wrapping papers, Tissue papers white and assorted colors, also Bonnet and Box B lids, itc. Being engaged in the manufacture of printing papers, 1 they solicit orders from printers for any given size, ' which will be furnished at short notice, and at fair prices Market prices either in cash or trade paid f,.r Rags. DUCKETT NV KNIGHT, No. 2L Hank street, Philadelphia. October fi, 1849 ly. The (sreal China Store OF PHILADELPHIA. THANKFUL to the citizens of Lewistown and its vi ■ A cinity for their increased custom, we again request their company to view our large and splendid assortment jof China. Glass and Uueensware. Dinner is, tea i sets, toilet sets, and single pieces, either of Class, China or Btone Ware, sold in quantities to suit purchasers, for ! less than they can be bad elsewhere—in fact at less than • wholesale prices. American and English B HITPA A* l.4 ■ METAL GOODS, in greater variety than ever before i offered in the city. Fancy China in great variety, very [ cheap. Krtt'e would invite any person visiting the city i to calf and ste us —they will at least be pleased to walk J around our beautiful store, and to view the finest China , and t.ie cheapest the world produces. Very respectfully, TVNDALE SC MITCHELL, j AO. 219 Chestnut street, Philadelphia. ] September 22, 1849 —ly. W li o1p aI e &, Retail < LOCK STOICE, .Vo. 23 u Market s-reet, above Seventh, South side, JI'IIILA DELPHI A. \ LTHOTOII we can scarcely estimate the value of •. TIME commercially, yet by calling at the ah n I tahlishrnent, Jamch BsRBEH will furnish bis friends, ! among whom be includes all who duly appreciate its i fleeiness, with a beautiful and perfect Index for marking | its progress, of w hose value they esse judge His extensive stock on hand, constantly changing in conformity to the improvements in taste and style of pattern and workmanship, consists of Eight-day and Thirty-hour Brass Counting House, Parlor, C!^.. .aft I fell, Church, and Alarm CLOCKS, Kr< nrli, (Jo- I thic and other fancy styles, as well as plain, ! which from his extensive connection and correspondence with the manufacturers he finds he can put at the lowest cash figure, in any quantity, from one to a thousand, of which he will warrant the accuracy. Cr Clocks repaired and warranted. Clock Trimmings on hand. CALL and see me among there. JAMES BARBER, 238 Market st, Philadelphia, August 18,1849 —ly. MAM FACTORY OF ROCKET BOOKS, &E. No. 52i Chestnut Street, abort Second, PHILADELPHIA. rpilE subscriber r. spectfully solicits public attention t< Ix. his superior and tasteful stock of Pocket Books, Pocket Knives, and Banker's Cases, Other Fine Cutlery, Bill Books, Cold Pens and Pencils, Dressing Cases, Keg.ar Cases, Card Cases, Chess Men, | Port Monales, Back (.amnion Boards, | Purses, Dominoes, tr , dec. IDs assortment consists of the most fashionable and ' modern stiles, of the finest quality and excellent work i manship, embracing every desirable fancy pattern, which | he will at all limes be prepared to exhibit and furnish ! wholesale or retail on the most pleasing terms. RVPurcbasers who desire to supply themselves with j articles of tiie best quality will consult their own inter i csts hy calling at this establishment. F. 11. SMITH, Pocket Book Manufacturer, 521 Chestnut Street. August 25, IStO —6m. \VERY large and handsome Mock of Rea dy-made CLOTHING, Boys' do., just landed and now opening at oc2o N USB ALi M, BROTHERS. HATS AN J) GAPS* Men and Boys, a large assortment at. reduced prices. C. L. JONHS, f, 027 New Cheap ('ash Store. BLACK ALPACAS. OF these goods a Urge assort merit on hand, for sale by the piece or yard very low— j 12£ ccntH, 18-J cts., 25 cts.,3l cts., cts., ry of A. B. Cuitori &. Co., in Chester county, and warranted good—no auction trash. Call and see. C. L. JONES' 0c27. New Cheap ('ash Store. SHAWLS! SHAWLS! AT JONES' NEW tUEAP CASH STORE! 8-4 Silk Piaid V\ 00l Shawls, .82 50 8-4 Cassimcre do 1 00 8-4 super, plaid wool do 500 16-4 do do long do 375 IG-4 do Bay State do do 12 00 10-4 do biack Thibet long do 10 00 10-4 do Bay State long do 0 50 Plain and Embroidered high colored Thibet Merino Shawls. I'he above list with many others are just opening this week at the celebrated New Cheap Cash Store. nov3. C. L. JONES. BASKETS and CEDAR-WARE. OF the above goods a very a\tensive assort ment just opening, consisting of Market Baskets, all sixes Clothes do do Travelling do do Dinner do do Knife do do Churns, Tubs, Buckets, Sic.,&c., Sic., &c. C. L. JONES, nov3. New Cheap Cash Store. HAT & <1 i 137 lillPOllll.ll.®* £4 . v • A Jt i/. .8 i At his (Jhl Stand in .Market street, I fAS just received the Ceebe So Costar J and latest Philadelphia and New York Fail Fashion of Hats and (Japs, and is row prepared to furnish both old and new customers with an article, which he will warrant good, and nothing shorter. He has now on hand a large and general assortment of £ 1 ATS AA I) CAPS, 1 Oil MEN AND BOYS, which he will dispose cf, WHOLESALI •] or RE TAIL, on as fair terms as can be obtained here or elsewhere. His Ornish friends will also find him pre pared to suit their tastes. I lis unrivalled BROA D-BlllMS will ree ive the si me care and attention which he has always bestowed upon them. Don't forget the old stand, where you may depend upon not being disappointed. N. J. R. fee la grateful for the generous pa tronage be b is thus far received, and assures all that he will spare no pains to give the gen eral satisfaction that he has hitherto succeed ed in affording all who have dealt with him. Lewistown, Sept. 15, 1-49—tf. Fall Fashion* Itvccived. w, c. HIT 31WIFACT0HV. Market street, Lewistou-n, adjoining Ken nedy Porters Store. IR. %. informs the citizens of Mifflin IT l and the adjoining counties, that he has 4&4S ■, just received the fall '•- jifff fflifc I shions, and is now prepared ZBkI to furnish all in want H.VTS or CAPS with an arti cle, neat, durable and well finished, comprising every style manufactured for this market. The care and attention he Ims ever given to the manufacture of the style of flats preferred by fits numerous Ornish customers, will be continued; and he feels warranted in giving the assurance that they will not be disap pointed. COUNTRY MERCHANTS will find it decidedly to their advantage Jo give him a call, for his arrangements are now such, as to enible him to furnish any quantity that may lie desired on the shortest notice. Grateful for the encouragement he has thus far received, he will continue to deserve it, by continued assiduity to the wants of his friends, and strict attention to his business. Lewistown, Sept. 29,1819. \'im HI AHA MIS, JUST' received a few pieces more—sell I at the former low prices at C. L. JONES' j nov3 New Cheap Cash Store. Irish JLiitciis. A LARGE lot bought at a bargain in Philadelphia, and selling by the i piece or yard at a smail advance at C. L. JONES' or' 27 New Cheap Cash Store. "BLANKETS!" PERSONS in want of Blankets are invited to a large stock just received at C. L. JONES' nov3. New Cheap Cash Store. P. S. Remember these Blankets are fresh goods just opened, no old stock. HOSIERY AND TRIMMINGS, r|!ilE fullest and most complete assortment of Hosiery and Trimmings ever opened before in 1 ewistown will be found at C. L. JONES' nov3. New Cheap Cash Store. Cloths j Cassimeres, Sattinets, and VestingSj IN endless variety, at every price and quali . ty, for sale 20 per cent, below the usual ; price, at C. 1.. JONES' nov3. New Cheap Cash Store. f ls m b rc . SILK, Cotton, and Gingham, a large assort ment for sa'e very low, bv the piece or dozen—so cents, 60 cts., 70 eis.. w 0 cts., 90 cts.. 81 00, 81..12A, §1.25. $1.50,81.75, §:i 00, 82 25, Silk at £2.50, §3 00, 84.00 unci 84.50. C. L. JONES'* nov3. New Cheap Cash Store. PUBLIC NOTICE. n THERE.\S the great rush ut C. L.Jones' celebrated new ch-ap cash store tor de sirable and cheap goods lias tendered it at many times impossible to wait, upon all the customers, many have had to wait, and some being in a hurry have been obliged to leave the store; this is to inform all such tiiat there is now an additional fiirco added, so that all can be accommodated without delay. Come on fur cheap goods at C. L. JONES' Celebrated New Cheap Cadi Store. November 17. 1849. Queens ware & Glassware. (v! ITE an extensive assortment just open ing at the New Cheap Cash Store. Gilt French China Tea Setts, do uo do Plates. White Iron Stone Tea unci Dinner Sets. do Granite do do do Light Blue do do do Floring Blue do do do Toilet Sets, 6 pieces; Plates of all kinds an! sizes by the single or dozen ; also a large as sortment of Cups and Saucers, by the single Set; Gravy Bowls; Soup Tureens; Molasses Pitchers; colored and white glass Candlesticks; Preserve Dishes, in endless variety; French china Mantle Ornaments; Saltcellars, various patterns ; Castors ; Tumblers ; Glass Jars, va rious size-; stone Jugs; stone Jars; large Tur key Dishes, white, blue and mulberry, also steak Dishes to match; Bowls. Pitchers; sauce Dishes; and a large lot of common Cups and Saucers, ail offered for sale at unprecedented low prices fur cash, at C. L. JONES' nov3 New Cheap Cash St> re. w. si. IRWIMT A TTO li N E Y A T L A If, B -AS resumed the practice of his profession JLJI in this and tlie adjoining counties. Office at the Banking House of Longeneck er, Grubb & Co. Jan. 20, 1848—tf. GEO. W. ELDER, A T 7 O 11 N E Y A T L A W, Lewisfowu, Mifflin County, Pa. OFFICE two doors west of the True Demo crat Office. Mr. Elder will attend to any business in the Courts of Centre country. August 25, 18-I!)—tf. w. * *■ ' r e* /8'- 8- W J O J O Attorney at Law, W i"r ILL attend promptly to business entrust- ; V v cd to his care in tins and adjoining ! counties. Office one door west of the Post Office. June 16, '49-ly. j MAGISTRATE'S OFFICE CEI liINTIA A EIOOYEK, Justice of Hie I'eace, CIAN be found at his office, in the room re- J cently occupied by Esquire Kulp, where lie will attend to all business entrusted to his care with the greatest care and despatch. Lewistown, July 1, 1848—tf. Samuel Hopper, CARPENTER, Is ready at all times to build the best Houses, and can do that very thing. Residence No. 5 Hale street, Lewistown. March 31,1849—tf MS. MOXTGOMKin, ISoot V Shoe Manufacturer MARKET STREET LEWISTOWN. CIONTINUES to manufacture, to order, / every description of BOOTS AND SHOES, on the most reasonable terms.— Having competent workmen in his employ and using good stock, his customers,as well nsall others, may rely upon getting a good article, well made and neatly finished. January 22, 1848 tf. iJortis. " tin: H E JLHOSI' THESE: : ' Are we almost there? are we almost there ?' Said a dying girl, as she drew near home; , ' Are those our poplar trees that rear Their forms so high 'gainst the heaven's blue dorae ?' Then she talked of her flowers, and she thought of the well, Where the cool waters dash o'er the large white stone, And she thought it would sooth like a fairy spell, Could she drink of that fount when her fever was on. While yet so young, and her bloom grew less, They had borne her away to a kindlier clime ; For she would not tell that 'twas only distress That had gathered life's rose in its sweet spring time. And in secret she sighed for some secret spot, Where she oft had played in chilhood's hour, Though shrub or floweret marked it net, It was dearer to her than the gayest bower. And oft did she ask, ' are we almost there ?' Still her voice grew faint, and her flushed cheek pale, And they strove to soothe her with useless carc, As her sighs escaped on the evening gale. Then swiftly, more swiftly, they hurried her on, But their anxious hearts felt a chill despair, For when the light of that eye was gone, And the quick pulse stopped— sht teas almost there. Jtl i&cellatteotts. TWO WAYS TO TELL A STORY. : U e hope there are many readers of the l)ai ! !y Mail who have had practical evidence that a : little kindne.-s, however homcepathic the dose may be, goes five times as far towards making those around you happy, as cargoes of sour an° swers or surly rebukes. There are two very distinct ways of telling the same story. Some men will make hosts of friends, while others will find it impossible to discover one. Biunt ness and frankness may do very well, but as a general thing it is prudent to'study effects as well as causes. Jones may say to Smith: 4 .Smith are you going to pay that note to day V ' No 1 shan't; it don't suit rne, and I shan't do it.' 'Then by thunder I'll see if you don't!' says enraged Jones. A lawyer gets a case, a squab ble follows, and—they both pav dearly lor a lesson in civility. How different Brown wou d fix it! 'Smith, what is the state of vour finances this morning ; do you feel as though you could let me have that §SO to-day !' 'Well, no, I can't,' says Smith,' I'm very short; can't you wait on me a few days, it would be an accommodation V 4 Well,' snys Brown,' let it stand; do some thing for me as soon as you can, will you, •Smith 1' 4 Certainly I will.' They part—friends and brothers. 4 Go away with t hat noise!' says some bullet headed fellow to the poor itinerant organist and his monkey. The poor fellow goes away, mor tified and soured against his species ; how dif ferently the good heart, the peace-maker does it. 4 My man, your music is pleasant, but it dis turbs us now; there are a tew pennies, play lor some others further on your way.' The organist goes along, smiling at the man who has ordered him olf. There is five times the force m kind words and generosity, than there is in morose suikiness and arbitrary measures. We cannot live long nor happy among our species, without the aid of kindness and gener osity. It is not necessary to knock a man down to convince him he is in error, or hold a knife at his breast to assure him his life is in your power. Politeness and civility are rare jewels; they render two-fold good, blessing him that giveth and him that receiveth. It is quite astonishing, when we calculate the entire safety and splendid percentage it yields—that so few invest in that capital stock—gocd humor and kindness.— Boston Mail. Tilt S(IEYt E OL PSYCHOLOGY. The cultivators ot this new science, says the New \ ork Day Book, are constantly bringing curious things to light. One of the "most novel ot these is termed Psychometry, which seems to be the art or science of measuring souls. It is managed in this fashion: —You must first find what is termed an impressible person. There are persons of so delicately susceptible a nervous organization as to be powerfully af fected by a very slight influence. Professor BICHASAX, of the Ohio Eclectic Medical Col lege, at i no of his medical lectures, distributed to his class little packages, containing different medicines carefully put up in two or three en velopes. These papers, impervious toordinary senses, the students were requested to hold in their hands. At the end of twenty or thirty minutes some twenty of the class were found to have receiv ed a distinct impression as to the nature of the medicine in their hands. Opi ates, cuthurtics and emetics not only made an impression which conveyed an idea of their taste, but produced nausea, and other charac teristic effects. 'This was one of several tests of impressibility. When a person is found to be easily im pressed, that is, to have the power of receiving ideas of the qualities of things by other than the usual medicines, other and tar more curi ous experiments may he proceeded with. Take a letter, folded and sealed in its envelope, and place it in the hands ot such a person, and in a few moments he will have a clear conception of ilie contents of the letter, the feelings ot the writer, his character, pursuits personal appear ance, and so on. It seems like a veritable reading or measuring of the soul. These experiments are tried daily, in this city, and over the whole country, and the re sults are of a very curious and interesting char acter. They are tried in private, by philoso phers who are seeking after the truth*; and not vvith any view to publicity or speculation, and it is cnly by accident that we have become ap prised ot the existence ot such phenomena; hut the tew experiments we have seen are quite conclusive as to the existence and ex trot, c oi such a faculty, however the philosophers may uucount for it. Persons whom wc know i\ct Serif*—Vol. 4—.\o. 2 2. : intimate y, who are thousand--* of mi es away, soma oil land and some 00 : on, have been ac curately describe-] U> us, ami their characters, feelings and motives iaid open, i y a person who j knew nothing of them, simply by holding m j the hand a closely enveloped letter. This looks wondrously like necromancy— but ail that is past. Two hundred years ago, witchcraft was a terrible reality, tor the people were hanged for it—but now witchcraft is sei ; en-e. There are no longer any mysteries or miracles. We are learning more of Nature's | laws, and do not find so many exceptions as we thought. Within the material world, there rises up a spiritual, with its own peculiar laws ' and phenomena, and these we are just beginning to investigate. Those who have any curiosity to explore these seeming mysteries further, will find them very abiy discussed in the Jour nal of" Man, a. monthly, edited by Dr. BUCHANAN, | of Cincinnati. From the New York Spirit of the Times. THE CELEBRATION. ' You remember the time when they finished the road us fur as Waynesboro, don't voul' • Yes.' 4 Yv'al, they had a mighty to do about it, they did. There was Gov. Dudley, Doctor An drews, Squire Griswolo, Bill Lane, (him as was so near a beaten Stanley for Congress,) old Dick I Washington, and a heap of the 4 big boys.'come down to the borough to have rale jollification. They had the darndesl biggest sort of a barba cue, chords of old 1 red eye,' and the big gun— they wanted everybody to juie and have a bus tin frolic. WaJ, it was novated over the huil I county, and aseverbody was gwine, 1 thought I I mougiit as well go, too —so I slipped the old j Mar in the cart, and put cut tor the borough, i 4 Wal, Doctor, I had a puny easy tirneof it ' gwine down, f did—the old mar shying once , and a while when she heard any luinbeiin about; but ail thingsconsiderin, Doctor, I managed pur ity well. That old mar was a caution, Doctor. She was a perfect sight, arty how, she was— j and if any pistil was shot oft' any vvhar about her. nothing could keep her in the cart. SSotne of these days, Doctor, I'll tell how she sarved j me and brother Tart —you know Tart, Doctor j—l know you do. All the accident that hap pened was going up the hill by Lew Musgrave's thar, close by Oul Pike's, the Quaker, when j some of Lew's boys popped a cap on an old j smoke pole at a partridge, when how she did rip! She cavorted right smart, but it was no j go—she only broke one try pin, and arter get j tin up the hill 1 fixed that, and we proceeded ; tolerably well to the borough. 4 Wal, Doctor, we got thar, and I thought I mought as well get down and iead her by the court house. There was a heap of people on j the green, and I didn't'zacly know what mought happen, so I got down—l did, and slipped the bridle over my arm, and was walking along, looking at the crowd to see what was goir. ou. Thar was 'bundance of folks, Debtor—men, wimmin, chiidring, and niggers in a fuss— oyster carts, cake carts, and all such sort of doins plenty. Wal, Doctor, I was proceedin on, tryin to find some place to latch the mar to, Holy Moses ! her slam bang ! went the big gun! The old mar started, and snatched me heels over head, my cart struck an oyster cart—oysters, . plates, spoons, pans and bowls went flyin— down I went, but I held on to the briuie, Doctor, 1 did, and arter a rip or so, 1 sorter stopped her headway, and made out to get up. 4 Thunder and mud ! Doctor, such a sight!— I never seed the like afore—you'd a thought it had been rainin nothm but oysters and piates for a week—here a pan and thar a puddle of soup big enough to swim my old 'scovy drake— j the oyster man cussin every thing an inch high —the old mar snortin and the folks liollerin like blue biezas ! Wal, Doctor, I sorter shuck iny i self and was lookin round to see what all the fuss was about, when I seed Old Artur —Old I Artur Spikes—you know him, Doctor, and General Me ze, wi;h their mouths wide open and nigh about lit to Lust. *Go it Abe,' said Old Artur—and go it 1 did, for twant half 1 second before bane went that cussed olu gun agin! • Je-ru-salem ! Doctor, didn't the old mar split, then 1 She fetched one splunge and both try pinsccme out, the buck band broke, the wheels whirled one way and struck an old 'oman's cake cart—down cum cuke box, old 'omait and all, away I went on tot her truck; down the hill went the old mar as if kicked m end right siam through the tables v.here the barbacue was sot out, benches broke, niggers rolled ever—every body hoilcrin as if heaven ana yearth hau cum together! • Je-iio sa-phat! didn't that o'd mar rar, and didn't 1?. Thar they was laughing at me, ready to split! The old cuke Vniau had a fork sticking right slam into my leg, and the old man Artur and the General holding on to their trowsers to keep from dying! I r;z—looked around—hopped up and struck my heels together three times afore 1 cum down, and swore if they'd only give me half a chance I could lick the hull kit and bilin of 'em, and they niought let that darned, cussed big gun kick me in the bargain! 'Them's the doins down to Waynesboro, Doctor—let's liquor!' We were, not long since, much amused by a couple of Hoosier girls, who came aboard the steamer . at the little town of Mt. Ver non, Indiana. They had evidently never been a thousand iniics from home, and were making their first trip on a steamboat. The elder one was exceedingly talkative, and perfectly free and unconcerned, with regard to the many eves that wore scanning her movements. The other was of the opposite turn of mind, inclined to bashiulness. At dinner our ladies were honored with a seat at the head of the table, and the eldest one, with her usual independence, cut her bread into small pieces, and with her fork, reached over and enrolled each mouthful in the nice dressing on a plateof beef-steak before her. I'he passengers preserved their gravity during the operation by dint of great eff—'• Sul, dip in to the Gravy — Dud pays us I much as any im , em This was followed by a general loar, in which the captain led off.— The girls arrived at their place of destination before supper, and when they left the bfoat, all inn is gave three cheers for the girls of tho | lioos vr hit th;