Vol. XXXV.—Whole Xo- 183. Rates of Advertising. One square, 13 lines, 2 squares, 6 mos. $5.00 I time 50 " 1 year 8.00 '2 times 75 £ column, 3 mos. 6.00 3 " 1.00 " G " 10.00 1 mo. 1.25 " 1 year 15.00 3 " 2.50 1 column, 3 mos. 10.00 6 " 4.00 " 6 " 15.00 " 1 year 6.00 " 1 year 25.00 2 squares, 3 times 2.00 - Notices before mar " 3 mos. 3.50 riages, &c. $l2. Communications recommending persons for office, must be paid in advance at the rate of 25 cents per square. Philadelphia Advertisements. ill A C K F KIE L 7 x SHAD Constantly on SAL MON hand Ar for sate by HERKINGS 'J. PALMER CO., FORK { Market Street HAMS & SILKS Wharf SHOULDERS PHILADELPHIA. LARD A: CHEESE J Sept. 8, 1849-3 m. PAPER! PAPER! \ O . 21 Bank street, Betxreen Market and Chesnut, and 2d and lid streets, r u IL dD El. P l! 1-1. THE 9ii'>rii era beg leave to call the attention of coun try buy-'S to their assortment of papers, embracing the different varieties of Printing, Hardware, Writing, Envelope, and Wrapping paper*. Tissue papers white and assorted colors, also Bonnet and Bex Boards, dec. Being engaged in the manufacture of printing paper*, they solicit orders from printers for any givcu size, which will be furnished at short notice, and at fair price* Market prices either in cash or trade paid for Rags DUCKETT Ac KNIGHT, .Yo. 21 Bank sheet. Philadelphia. October 6, 1649 —1y. The Cnrc.it China Store OF PHILADELPHIA. THANKFUL to the citizen* of Lewistown and its vi cinity for their increased custom, we again request their company to view our large and splendid assortment of China, Glass and Uueensware. Dinner sets, tea sets, toilet sets, and single pieces, either of Ulass, China or Stone Ware, sold in quantities to suit purchasers, for less than they can be had elsewhere —in fact at less than wholesale prices. American and English BRITTAM'IA METAL GOODS, in greater variety than ever before offered in the city. Fancy China in great variety, very cheap. OWe would invite any person visiting the city I to coll and see us—they will at least be pleased to walk around our beautiful store, and to view the finest China and lhe cheapest the world produces Very respectfully, TVNDALE & MITCHELL, No. 219 Chestnut street, Philadelphia. September 22, 1849— 1y. BLIXD MAMFACTORV. 11. CI/ARKi YBMTIAN BLIND MANUFACTURER, Sign of the Golden Eagle, No, 139 tf 143, Smith Second street, below Dock street, PHILADELPHIA, KEEPS at ways on band a large and fashionable assort ment of WIDE and NARROW SLAT WINDOW BLINDS, manufactured in the h-st manner, of the best material*, and at the lowest Open in the evening *.* Orders from a distance packed carefully, and sent free of porterage, to any part of the city. H. CLARK. Philadelphia, August 19, 1949 ly. iV V. MW KK\€t, Agent for the sale of Southworlh Manufac turing Company's Writing Papers. Warehouse I¥o. Jliuor SI., PHILADELPHIA. 100 dues of the above superior Paper* now in store, fcud for sale to the trade at the lowest market prices,ton stating in part of— fine thick Flat Caps, 12, 11, 15 and 16 lb* , blue and white. Superfine Medium and Demi Writings, bine and white. Eitra super and superfine Folio Posts, blue and white, ptain and ruled Extra super Linen Note Papers, plain and gilt Superfine and fine Bili Papers, long and broad Superfine and fine Counling-House Caps and Pout?, blue and white. Extra super Congress Caps and Letters, plain and ruled blue and white. Extra super Congress Caps and Letters, gilt. Superfine Sermon Caps and Posts. Superfine blue linen tliin Letters Extra super Bath Posts, blue and white, plain and luted. Einhroidered Note Paper* and Envelope*. ''l-awyerV Brief Paper*. Superfine and fine Cap* and Post*, ruled and plain, blue and white, various qualities and prices Also, 1000 reams white and assorted Shoe Paper*. Bon net Boards, white and assorted Tissue, Tea, Wrapping, Envelope, assorted and blue Mediums, Cap wrapper*, Hardware Paper*, Ate. Philadelphia June 30, IS49 —bin AFFLICTED HEAD!! Philadelphia .Tlrdical House, V-TaBLISHED 15 yearsago, by Dr. KINK EL IN. The ■k 4et,*ure*t and best hand to cure all form* of *<:< ret e,a square-and-a half 1' i. toe Exchange, Philadelphia. take particiu.ar notice. 'I . r : a habit which boys leach each other at the '• i . v . r C>,lh-ge—a habit indulged in when by liUu j ' i - litude, growing up with the boy to manhood; j f ■ fibose who indulge in lhi pernicious practice are v < xi ,j ihe sci ret of the path lit It. -it I lid a iisvc been restored U. Uealih, from liie dc ' -'ifthoselerrHi' maladies by |)s KIXKIDXU, 1 "•'nixe Physician l'A< KACId OF MEDICINES, A DVICEH, Arc fo * i ij, a. miiug a (vmitishce, and pu' up tx ure froin < ax ut ~t I I * to c. it v •cPicf i.'ticms answered forthwiih •bi sii !j hia, January 27, l-M)—ly. gamrgufflp Aip> gCTaaasaaag) m m vmssssmwhi tmmsmtms-, smramw ©©tramr, stt Philadelphia Advertisements. 1 PL'RE FRESH COD LIVER Oil, I fLUTIS new and valuable medicine, now used by the *- medical profession with such astonishing efficacy in the cure of Pulmonary Consumption, Scrofula, Chro nic Rheumatism, Gout, General De bility, Complaints of the Kid neys, 4-r,, cs-c., is prepared from the liver of the Cod Fish for medical use, expressly for our sales. (Extract from the London .Medical Journal.) C.J. B. Williams, M. I)., F. R. S.. Professor of Medi cine in University College, London, Consulting Physi citu to the Hospital for consumption, &c., says : I have prescribed the Od in above four hundred cases of tubercu lous disease of the Lungs, in different stages, which have been under my care the last two years and a half. In the large number of cases, 206 out of 231, its use was fol lowed by marked and unequivocal improvement, varying in degree in different cases, from a temporary retarda tion of the progress of the disease and a mitigation of dis tressing symptoms, tip to a more or less complete restor ation to apparent health. 1 he effect of the Cod Liver Oil in most of these cases was very remarkable. Even in a few days the cough was mitigated, the expectoration diminished in quantity and opacity, the night sweats ceased, the pulse became slower, and of better volume, and the appetite, flesh and strength were gradually improved. "In conclusion. I repeat that the pure fresh oil from the Liver of the Cod is more beneficial in the treatment of Pulmonary Consumption than any agent, medicinal, dietetic or regimenal, that has yet been employed." As tee hare tnarft arrangements to procure the Cod I.ivcr Cil,frt.-h from head quarters, it can now be hod chemical! y pure by the single bottle, or in boxes of one dozen each. Its wonderful efficacy has induced numerous spurious imitations. As its success depends entirely on its purity, 100 much care cannot he used in procuring it genuine. Every bottle having unit our written signature may be depended upon us genuine Pamphlets containing an analysis of the OH, with no tices of it from Medical Journals, w ill be sent to those who address us free of postage. JOHN C. BAKER A: CO , II hole Salt Druggists and Chemists 100 North Thud .Street, Philadelphia. October 13, 1819-6ni. LIFE iNSURAME. Iht Girard Life Insurance Annuity and Trust Company of Philadelphia, Office No. 159 Chesnut Street. Capital $300,000. Charter Perpetual. ftONTINVE to make Insurances on Lives on the most v favorable terms; receive and execute Trusts, and receive Deposit* on Interest. The Capital being paid up and invested, together with accumulated premium fund, afford* a perfect security to the insured. The premium may be paid in yearly, half yearly, or quarterly payment*. The Company add a BONUS at stated periods to the insurances for life. Tins plan of insurance is the most approved of, and is more generally in use than any other in Great Britain, (where the subject is best understondby the people, and where they have had the longest experi ence,) as appears from the fact that out of 117 Lite Insu rance Companies there, of all kinds. 87 are on tins plan. The first BOM;S was appropriated in December, 1844, amounting to 10 percent, on the sum insured under the oldest policies ;to per cent., "1 per cent dec., iic .on others, in proportion to Ihe time of standing, making an addition of #100; #r7.50; #7j, Sec., See , to every *lOOO, originally insured, which is an average of more than 50 per cent, on the premiums paid, and without increasing the annual payment to the company. The operation of the Bonus will be seen by the follow ing examples from the Life insurance Register of the Company, thus Sum 1 Bonos or [ Amount of Policy and Policy Insured. I Addition. Bonus payable at the *, ; party's decease. No. 59 41,000 J 5100 00 5!. ICO 00 " 96 2,.'SKI 250 00 2,750 00 " 205 4,000 I 400 00 4,100 00 " 276 2,000 | 175 00 2,175 00 '• 333 5,000 J 437 50 5,137 50 •T> P**piit.tr* containing the lahle of rates.'and ex planations of jhe subject; Forms of Application, and further information c.n be had at the office, gratis, in person orbyb Iter, addressed to the President or Actuary B. W. HICHARDS. President. J.N'O. I'. JAMBS, Actuary. [ap29:ly NEW YORK DRY GOOD STORE. Ixorrl, Taylor t Co., No. 208 Chesnut street, Philadelphia, I I AVE now on hand, Just received direct from Hie man- j " *■ ufartutcrs, a full assortment of SILKS, CASHMERES, MERIJYOES, HE LAf.YES, SItAH'LS, Scr , \r.. Tlie colors and designs being of Iheir own selecting, and entirely theirs. I.IJYEJYS, HOSIERY, HARERDASHERY, and all the different makes of Domestic Hoods constantly on j hand, wholesale and retail I. , T Ac Co. ntttr deviate from first prire. t>We are daily receiving good* from the New York Auction*. 29. 18-19—2 m TlicH'k, Hoax, Victoria*, avid Fur Triiuiiiiii£. M. I>. CO II K X, FANCY FURRIER n'on.D inost respectfully call the attention of all per *' sons in want of any article in the Fancy Fur bnsl- ' nese, that he has now ready a splendid assortment of the ' above mentioned articles, made of every description of j Furs, and in the great variety of shapes that are now j fashionable, which be offers to sell at very reasonable j profits, at his FUR STORE, No. 52 North Second street, j (two doors below Arch st ) Philadelphia Merchants purchaxing to sell again, would find it con- j siderably to their advantage to call and examine his stock and judge fur themselves before purchasing elsewhere. itv-Tlie full market price always given for sh'/.VS of every description. I The tor< is always clesi d on .Saturdays M I) COHEN, JVU V! A*. 2./ st , (tic<> Jam s Arch) f'hlladit. September 15, 1I9 3ni. MANUFACTORY OP POCKET HOOKS, ie. No. .02 i Chestnut Street, above Second, PHILADELPHIA. fllilF. subscriber reip. ctfully solicits public attention to j •I his superior ami tasteful stock of Pocket Books, Pocket Knives, and Banker's Cases, Other I-me Cutlery, Hill Hooks, fluid Pens and Pencils, Dressing Cases, •Begar Cases, Card Cases, Che** Men, Port Mouaies,' Ma< k (.amnion Boards, Purses, Dominoes, lt<" , Ac His assortment consists of the most fashionable and modern style*, "f the finest quality and ex' i-lb nt work in unship, embracing every desirable fancy pattern, whii h , he will at nil times be prepared to exhibit and furnish wholesale or relation lint most pleasing terms. >r irchaser# who desire to supply themselves with arm ies of the hast quality will consult their own inter- j , xt* bv calling at this establishment. F. 11. SMITH, I'nrket R ,"k Manufacturer, 52 i Chestnut Street. August U'J, IP> but. SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 24, 1549. Harrisburg Advertisements, J. IVI- STEVJENTSOKT, JR., WIIOLSSALB DEALER J.V Groceries and Liquor*. : Three Doors South of the Old Bridge, Front Street, II A URISBURU, PA. JM. S., for the accommodation of mer • chants and others in Dauphin, Cumber land, Franklin, and neighboring couctiee, has j opened an extensive Wholesale Establisyirnent, for the sale ol Groceries and Liquors, as above. With the co-operation ot n large importing house in Baltimore, he will offer goods here at the same prices ar. which they can be purchas ed in the city. He respectfully solicits the favor of a call from those wishing to purchase, to satisfy thein of his entire übili'y to sell as t he promises. The attention of land.'ords is invited to a lot of choice Liquors, in store unci for sale at importers' prices. (Ts~Orderß from a distance promptly filled, and goods despatched at city prices. September 8, 1849—if. IBICKOK & BARRET*\ (.Successors to VV. O Hickok, and Iliekok A Cutitiue ) BOOK-BI N D ERS, NT ATI OWE I! S, AND ■flank Ifook .Maiiiif'acliirtT*, HAIIKIMiI/KG, I \. m Jjgtjn THE SUBSCRIBERS respectfully in- * L V&BEy' l "' )r "' l ' ,elr friends and the publir, that lliey jjjj a,e " ow carry ing on tlie above business at the OLD STAND, formerly occupied by Hickok & Cantine, and W O. Hickok They flaller themselves that by careful attention to business they will merit and still receive a continuance of patronage so liberally enjoyed by the old firms Particular attention vvfii be pa.d to the ruling and bind ing of every description of BLANK BOCK j, For Banks, County Officer!, Merchants, and Private Individuals ; surh us Discount Ledgers, Quarter Sessions Do, ket, General do. Judgement, do Deed Hooks, Appearance do Check Books, Execution do. Teller's Statements, Election Ticklers, Orphans' Court do. Scratchers, Naturalization do. Weekly Statements, Sheriff's Letter Rooks, Justices' do Cash Books, Ad Sectum Index do Copy Books, Discount Note Hook-, Pass Books, Day Books, ledgers, Invoice Books, Journals, Will Books, Time Books, Mortgage Book*. Bond Books, Minute Books, Commission Book*, Misti l.aneous Book*, And every variety of Full and Half Bound Books. They have made arrangements to supply Protbonuta ries with the new and approved JUDGEMENT DOCKET- Old Books, Periodicals, Law I! Music, N- wpa pers, fir . bound to any pattern and any style required In addition to the above, we have and will keep at all tunes a general assortment of Stationery. Letter Paper, Carpenters' Pencils, Cap do Knives, Drawing do Quill-, Transfer do I-esd Pencils, Copying do. Wafers, Blotting do. Pealing Wax, Steel Pens, Bed Tape, Plates and Slate Pencils, Black Ink, Ink Stands, It-d Ink, Letter Stamps, Carmine Ink, Motto Wafers, Blue Ink, India t. Midwifery and Diseases of Women and Chil dren-RICHAR I) H. THOMAS, M. I). Lecturer ori Pathology and Demonstrator of Anatomy—GEOßGE W. MILTEN HERGEK. Instruction in Clinical Medicine and Clinical Surgery every day at the Baltimore Infirmary, opposite the Medical College. The rooms Im practical anatomy will be opened October Ist, under the charge of the demonstrator. Fees for the entire course $9O. Comfortable board may he obtained in the vicinity of the Medical College, for $2.50 to $.'1,50 per week. WILLIAM K. A. AIKEN, Dean of the Faculty. Sept. 15, 18-19.—3:n. TO COUNTRY MERCIIAYM. WF. have always on baud a fine stock of the following articles, which we are prepared to sell Wholefculo, at a sirtall advance on city rates, having been " wet bought,'" pur chasing almost strictly for CASH : Drugs, Patent Medicines, Glass, Oil, &c. Spices; Coffee, Sugar, Tea, &r. Tobacco and Segars; Fish and Salt Nails, and almost every article in Hardware Saddlery-ware: Candies, Nuts, Arc. Cotton Laps find Cordage All kinds of PAPER, and B'ank Books Cooking Stoves; Hats and Caps; Matches. F.J.HOFFMAN. Lewistown, March 21, 1849. Iridic*' Shoes* t LARGE stock of the lalost style, coarse and fine shoes lor Ladies wear, ROW arranged in the Ladies' Shoe Room, at C. L. JONES' 0c27. New Cheap Cash Store. W. If. IRWIN, A T T ORNEY A T L A IV, HAS resumed the practice ofhis profession . in tliis and the adjoining counties. Office at the Banking House of Isnngeneck er, (Jrubb &. Co. Jan. 20, 1843—tf. GEO. W. ELDER, A T T O It NE Y AT LA IT, Lewistown, Mitllin County, Pa. OFFICE two doors west of the True Demo crat Office. Mr. Elder will attend to any business in the Courts of Centre country. August 25, 1849—tf. Attorney at Law, \\fI LL attend promptly to business entrust ▼ ▼ ed to his core in this and adjoining counties. Office one door west of the I'ost Office. June 10, '49-ly. MAGISTRATE'S OFFICE CHRISTIAN HOOVER, .fiistirc of f lie Fence, ("3 AN be found at his office, in the room re- J cently occupied by Esquire Kulp, where he will attend to nil business entrusted to his i care with the greatest care and despatch. Lewistown, July 1, 1848—tf. Samuel Hopper, CARPENTER, Is ready at all times to build the best Houses, arid can do I hat very thing. Residence No. 5 Hate street, Lewistown. March 31, I*49—tf M. MOXTOOHERY, Root A: Shoo Manufacturer MARKET STREET LEWISTOWN. C CONTINUES to manufacture, to order. > every description of BOOTS AND SHOES, on the most reasonable terms.— Having competent workmen in his employ arid using good stock, his customers, as well asal! others, may rely upon getting a good article, well made and neatly finished. January 22,1848 —tf. Molting; Cloths OP the best quality Sqr.\m: Mtsir. AN CHOR STAMP, real Holland manufacture, imported direct from the manufactory, and for sale at Lewistown at New York prices, j Terms ea&ii—cloths warranted. Enquireof SAMUEL HOPPER, August 4. 1049 Millwright. FRESH TEAS, GUOIL AND CHEAP. Hyson, Imperial, Souchong, and Oolong. ('. L JONES, <>c27. New Cheap Cash Storr. Can flics and Confectionary. VLWAYS on hand a good stock at whole . sale or retail, may 26, 1549. P. J. HOFFMAN. VFEW pieces Turk Satin Du Chene, 2S . inches wide, selling at only $1.25 per yard, ("a!! and see 0ct.26. NUSBAUM. BROTHERS. HATS AND CAPS. IIOR Men and Boys, a large assortment at reduced prices. C. L. JONES, 0c27. AVw Cheap Cash Store. Jjcathrr, Morocco, and Shoe Findings. A large assortment always on hand, and for /%. sale hy F. J. HOFFMAN. Lewistown, June 26, 1849. Linen*. LARGE lot bought at a bargain in * Philadelphia, and selling by the piece or yard at a email advance at C. L. JONES' 0c27 New Cheap Cash Store. iron !iron ! VN extensive assortment of all sizes, for . sale low lor cash, by lune 26 '49. P. J. HOFFMAN. NEW ORLEANS SUGAR AND MOLASSES, j SELLING nt Jones' at 6$ cents, per pound , and quart—also, better quality proportion ubly low. C. L. JONES. Lewistown, Oct. 27, 1b49. 1 O OflO YARDS of bleached and J. vf brown Muslin, 4-4 wide nnd extra heavy, just onening at the really cheap store of NUSBAUM, BROTHERS. October 2d. 1849. Ml DM IS A Aim 3US I 1 received a few pieces more — sell at the former low prices nt C. h. JONES' nov3. New Cheap Cash Store. SARENCH Merinocs and Thibet Cloth in nil imaginable colors, from the lowest grade to the tirst quality, just received and now opening at oct 20. NUSBAUM, BROTHERS. Medicines, &c. B w OILS, PAINTS, vNc. BLANK BOOKS CORDAGE. COTTON LAPS, &c. S i EEL SPRINGS PURE WHITE LEAD, at $2 per Keg For sale bv ' F. ,T, HOFFMAN. Lewistown, June 26, 1849. Uortrs. IOItTIM AVI, MICE. BY ELIZA COOK. Let me live without fortune, if Providence will it, ; For joy can be found where small treasure is shed ; Those who bear a full cup are most fearful to | spill it, And olten times walk with the narrowest tread. I care not though fate may deny me profusion, If earth will but show me some rays front above; Tel! me not that God's light is a dreamy illu sion ; I could live without fortune but not without love : ) O! 'tis pleasant to know there are beings about us, Who tune the most exquisite strings in our heart, To feel that they would not be happy without us, And that we, in our loneliness, sigh when we part. O ! there's something divine in the thought that we cherish, A star beam within tis that shines from above: To know that if all the world gives us should perish, The greatest of fortune still dwells in our love. O ! 'tis glory to feel that we live for some others, That self is not all we depend on below, That affection yet links us to sisters and bro thers,. • Whose faith will be constant, come weal or come woe. Though the vulture of trouble may harrass our bosom, ISe'er fear while our spirit is fed by the dove; Let the desert of life give eternity's blossom, And we'll live without fortune while favored by love. fHC&cellaueoug. The Maid's Revenge. An incident is relaied in our last Paris- j ian files, which could have taken place no where else but in France. Mons. P , j an old military officer—a man of harsh ; and unbending character—had resolved to i marrv his son to the daughter of one of his brother officers. The young man had formed oilier projects—had dreamed of another union ; hut, being of an exceeding ly timid disposition, dared not openly re sist his father's wishes. His first words ol dissent having been answered by a tor- j rent of abuse on the part of the old gentle man, poor Arthur permitted the month of betrothal to pass without further opposi tion : whilst his fiance, Mdlle. L . mis took his sighs—his me 1 tncholy—for proofs , positive of his passion for her, and consid ered herself in duty hound to adore him. The wedding day having arrived, the futneta, with their attendants, presented I themselves at the Mayoralty. Arthur was gloomy and reserved, and seemed to have his mind made up to some desperate resolve. The countenance of Emma was radiant with happiness. The preliminaries having been duly ar ranged, the Mayor off (M. Morbi bam) put to the groom the usual question —-Arthur F , will you take this wo man, Emma (' .for your wife V etc. | Arthur slowly raised his head, and in a trembling, yet clear, emphatic tone, an- . swered— 4 No !' I >f course then billowed a scene to the portrayal of which we cannot hope to do justice. All was confusion. The party ; separated in disorder—the relatives of the i interested bride indignantly demanded an ' evplanation of Mons. F , senior, who looked the picture of petrifaction. As for Arthur, he had already escaped, and start ed directh for Paris. A few days subsequently to this extra ordinary occurrence, a voung girl was seen rapidly ascending the stairs of a hotel gar ni in Rue St. Honore. She had learned from the Porter that Mons. Arthur P arrived the preceding night. It was Em ma (' , come with her father and in tended father-in-law, in search of the fugi tive J'mncc , who had so cruelly insulted her. But she was now alone. Site tap ped at the door of No 17, and entered without waiting for an answer. The young man was reclining in bed, reading a newspaper. Emma walked straight to the bed-side, and, drawing from under her shawl a tremendous horse-pistol, which doubtless she had procured front her fa ther— ' Sir!' said she to Arthur, her eyes flashed with anger, 'you have grossly in sulted me, and 1 demand reparation ! He fuse this reparation at the peril of your life ! Let us return at once to the Mayor alty of (' . both in marriage costume. W hen the customary question is put to you, you will answer 'Yes,' and 1 shall answer 'No !' when mv honor will be satisfied.' Emnta seconded her persuasive elo quence by brandishing her pisto lwith both hands. It was a powerful argument. After all, she was right, or nearly so— at least such was Arthur's opinion, lie promised, and set out the same day with Itis father, who ground his teeth, during the journey, but uttered not a word. Finally, they presented themselves again at the Mayoralty, before the same magis trate. Arthur bravely answered 'Yes/ as arranged, and prepared his countenance to express the proper degree of indignation \\ lien he should hear the reply of his be trothed. Series—Vol. 4—l\'o. The Mayor resumed—• Emma L , do you consent ?' etc. ' JV.v,' answered Emma, in the most natural tone possible. | MODS. P , senior, was delighted; he declared that this union, commenced under such auspices, would end like the fairy tales. And they are now actually living together, as happy as the days are long ! i DID YOU EVER. Did you ever know a merchant that did not sell ' ten per cent cheaper than any other man in town V Did you ever know two men to spend six hours in sharp controversy, and not afterwards disagree more widely than when they began ? Did you ever see an old maid who had not refused many flattering proposals of marriage from ' genteel and wealthy young men,' in her juvenile days ? ! Did you ever pass five minutes with a representative in the legislature, without his aching to let you know that he tilled that office ? Did you ever know a trader about to ' burst up,' who, according to his own story, was not doing a most prosperous business ? Did you ever see a Preacher who thought he had a 4 call' from a high salary to a low one ? Did you ever have a friend, who, when you didn't know what to do with vour ' loose change,' couldn't suggest some means of relieving you from your perplexi ty { | Did you ever see a man who expected not to become a christian before death ? Did you ever 'come the giraffe' over a blood thirsty musquito, after gettimr fairly mad with him ? Did you et er know a knave that as cribed good motives to others ? Did you ever know a spendthrift that was not going to be more saving 'next year ?' Did you ever want to borrow money of a fiiend, who had not just at that moment lent all he had to somebody else ? Did you ever kuow a rich man who couldn't talk gloriously of' virtuous pover ty ?' Did you ever see a man prosper in bus iness who was in the habit of borrowing money at more than six per cent ? Did you ever know a critic who did not consider everything he was unable to comprehend as nonsense ? Did you ever see a man who in accept ing office was not actuated solely bv a de sire to serve his country ? Did you ever know a mechanic to do a job perfectly well, after being screwed down below the fair living price ? Did you ever see a stingy fellow who was not temperate from principle—or a fool who considered it respectable to joke —or a young lady whose age did not re main stationary alter she had reached twenty !—Did you ever ? Stacking Corn Fodder. The practice of sowing two and a half j bushels of corn per acre in thick drills ex j clusively for fodder is rapidly extending through the country, farmers discovering ' that they can, in this way, obtain the rich est lood for wintering eatde, which will be wholly consumed, and be preferred to the I best hay, at a cost never exceeding $1,50 pc-r ton on good land in the country. In planting, the corn is strewn from a hand basket rapidly in the one horse furrows, j to be quickly covered with the common harrow ; no hoeing, and but once cultivat ing, is ever needed, and weeds are so ef fectually smothered, that the ground is left as clean as the iloor of a neat house wife ; but tlius easily raised, the fodder must be well preserved or the labor will be lost. If put up in shocks, they should dry several weeks; the leaves may be quite dry, while the stocks will furnish moisture enough to cause hot fermentation, mouldi j ness, or decay. Stacks of this kind of fod- I dor, settle very compactly, and the steam J from the heating, which must always take | place, will not lind vent, unless a chimney is made in the middle of the stack, by sot ting three or four rails upright in the ground, a foot apart, to form the centre of the stack. A further precaution, highly es sential, as well as useful, is to salt well j the fodder while the stack is gotng up. Stacks of small size should be preferred, and so placed that in case of much heating they may be thrown with a fork into a new stack, which is often necessary under unfavorable circumstances. A wedding came otf last Friday in the county prison of Pittsburgh. A young man, now serving out a three years' sen tence, for arson, was married to a bride who is at liberty. She came to the pri son to marry him. ! 4 Sir,' said Pill's father, 4 you should have a place for everything.' * I have, sir,' replied the junior, 4 ' have a great ■nutny places for everything.' What is the difference between Joan cf Arc and Noah's Ark. ANS. —One was made of wood and the | other was maid of Orleans.