Ccuistott>n jsMk& Vol AAAV —Whole ,\o 1858. Rates of Advertising. % One square, 18 lines, 2 squares, 6 mos. $5.00 1 time 50 " 1 year 8.00 2 times 75 £ column, 3 mos. 6.00 " 3 44 1.00 44 6 44 10.00 1 mo. 1.25 1 year 15.00 3 " 2.50 1 column, 3 mos. 10.00 6 " 4.00 44 6 " 15.00 1 year 6.00 44 1 year 25.00 2 squares, 3 times 2.00 Notices before inar " 3 mos. 3.50 riages, dec. sl2. Communications recommending persons for office, must be paid in advance at the rate of 25 cents per square. Philadelphia Advertisements. B lI\D 2HAM FA ( TO ft Y. H. CI,ARK, VEMTIAJi BLIND MANUFACTURER, Sign of the Golden klagle, No, 130 dp 143, South Second street, below Duck street, PHILADELPHIA, KEEPS always on hand a large and fashionable assort ment of WIDE and NAHKOtV SLAT WINDOW BUNDS, manufactured in the best manner, of the best materials, and at the low est cash prices. Having refitted and enlarged his establishment, he is prepared to complete orders to any amount at the shortest .notice. Constantly on hand an assortment of Tfahogaiiy Furniture, cr[ everv variety, manufactured expressly for his own eaies. and pt:rch.ir open in lie evening .* Orders from a distance packed carefully, and sent free of porterage, to any port of the city. H. CLARK. Philadelphia, August IS, 16*9— ly. E. 111 UK $ JONES, WHOLESALE DEADER We would invite any person visiting the city t call and see us—they will at least be pleased 10 walk around our beautiful store, and to view the finest China ssd rAe cktaftst the world produces Very respectfully, T V.N DALE Sl MITCHELL, Mo. 219 Chestnut street, Philadelphia. September 22, I.B4t>—ly. IV. 8. LAWRE\( K, Agent for the sale of Southicorth Manufac turing Company's Writing Papers. Warehouse \o. J* Jlinor St., PHILADELPHIA. 100 cases of the above superior Papers now in store, and for sale to the trade at the lowest market prices,con tisiirig m part of— I ihe thick Fiat Caps, 12, 14, 15 and 16 lbs , blue and white. * iperfine Medium and Demi Writings, blue and white. fcTt.-a super and superfine Folio Posts, blue and white, P.nn and ruled Extra super Linen Note Papers, plain and gilt Superfine and fine BUI Papers, longatid broad Superfine and tine Counting-llouse Caps and Posts, tije and white. Extra super Congress Caps and Letters, plain and ruled Wie ami whits. Extra super Congress Caps and Letters, gilt. Superfine Sermon Caps and Posts. Superfine blue linen thin Letters. Extra super Bath Posts, blue and white, plain and 'med. Embroidered Note Papers and Envelopes Lawyer's" Brief Papers Superfine and fins Caps and Posts, ruled and plain, '■ i°. and while, various qualities and prices Aiso, 1000 reams white and assorted Shoe Papers, Bon ■'•it Boards, white and assorted Tissue, Tea, Wrapping, Envelope, assorted and blue Mediums, Cap wrappers, Hardware Papers, Ac. Philadelphia June 30, 184#—Oin AFFLICTED READ!! Philadelphia .Medical House, V TABLIBIIED 15 years ago, by Dr KINKELIN. The lest, surest and best hand tocure all forms of secret C-aseanftlie skin, and soliury habits of youth, is DR bIMAEI.IN, Northwest corner of THIRD and I NIO.N - r.. !. between Spruce and Pine, a sqiiare-and-a half f oi, the Lcharige. Philadelphia. TAKE PARTICULAR NOTICE There is a habit which boys teach each other at the Academy m College a habit Indulged in when by htm. l 'T, in solitude, growing up with the boy to manhood; '•w of those who indulge in this pernicious practice are of the consequences until they find the nervous •t'tein shattered, feel strange and unaccountable ,n t*. vague fears in the mind. I'he individual becomes f '-le, h, „ Ufis ble to labor with accustomed v.grr, or '■ mud tos;.:!y; host.? iw i-rdy ai.u .u. " dxl irr' solute. ''<■'* of all ages can new Jadge what is the cause t •; eMtn, losingibtir .i.'or, becoming v ers, Jxcisle 1 YOUNG MCN'SJ ' ■ ' * ■ 'i ty deter yoa from maKtig your case • • .% io, from education and respect ability, " b '.Hiid >oti He who places himself under •it -ret ' —"/ r'iigi ,uly confide in his ; an, and lu whose bosom will be for -1 :.i<- veerst of the patient. °* ''*i!idshave been restored to health, from the de * I'-'itis of those terrific maladies by Da- KtsaaLam#, ' r| i'n Physician 'E'Kams I>F MEDICINE* 1 . ADVICKH. tit., fo •'d, ii> sending a reoxlttanoe, snd put up secure from ' * tGl on ctaiusiTV. P' t mp l.artt.aa answered forthwiih " i j.f y •/;, ibitf- ly. iPEnsygaiS) EpgrtntfissiaiD ®tr @SS®IE(BIS iKß'S'sssjtSHSßSa naawnsws'wss'-) sannHHSiHSJ i?i\, a Baltimore Advertisements, Candy $12.50 per hundred lbs. CANDY MANUFACTORY AND FRUIT STOKE, No. 20 Light street, Baltimore, Md. AT EH CHANTS and the public, wishing articles in the A-'L Confectionary line, are respectfully invited to give me a call. The subscriber takes pleasure in being able to offer n greater variety in his line than can he had at any other establishment in the city, and at prices which cannot fail to please. His stock comprises every article in the line, such as CdiXPY of three hundred different patterns and flavors; with a general assortment of For eign and Domestic Fruit, Xutg, Preserve *, Pickles, Ate. Much pleasure will be taken to show my stock and priees to dealers ; also, persons at a distance wishing informa tion, by addressing the undersigned,tvill be forwarded a list of articles with the prices annexed. All goods ship ped free of charge. Strict attention paid to packing, fcc. by JOSEPH 11. MANN. September 2?, 1619 2m. University of Maryland FACULTY OF PHYSIC. SESSION OF 1849-' SO. LECTUKES will commence on MON- L DAY, 29th October, and continue until the 15th of March, ensuing. Chemistry and Pharmacy—WlLLlAM E. A AIKEN, M. D., L. 1.. D. " Surgery—NATHAN R. SMITH. Therapeutics. Materia Medica and Hygiene— SAMUEL CHEW, M. D. Anatomv and Physiology—JOSEPH RDBY, M. D. Theory and Practice of Medicine—WlL LIAM POWER, M. D. Midwifery and Diseases of Women and Chil dren—RlCHAßD H. THOMAS, M. D. lecturer on Pathology and Demonstrator of Anatomy—GEOßGE W. MILT EN BERG Ell. Instruction in Clinical Medicine and Clinical Surgery every day at the Baltimore Infirmary, opposite the Medical College. The rooms for practical anatomy will be opened October Ist, under the charge of the demonstrator. Fees for the entire course §9O. Comfortable board may be obtained in the vicinity of the Medical College, for $2,50 to $3,50 per week. WILLIAM E. A. AIKEN, Dean of the Faculty. Sept. 15, 1649.—3 m. TO his Excellency the of the United States, her Ma>eii; Queen Victoria, and to Louis Napoleon Bonaparte, President of France: WHEREAS, for a [ie riod of twenty years wc liave diligently studied how we might best ameliorate the pecuniary rendition of the Hu man Family, and deserve the applatidils of mankind, wc are now happy, almost beyond the power of expression, to impart the joyous intelligence that fAr hour has rumc when we ran proclaim to the Nations of the Earth the completion of our extended labors in the announcement that we ha vefound out at last the process by liieh riches may he easily acquired, and a most extraordinary fact is, that we give to tne world gratis the offspring of those wearisome researches, which consumed nearly a quarter of a ccn'i/rjr in gestation, asking for ourselves for reveal ing this "Open Sesame" nothing but the delightful as surance that mankind will be at last convinced of the practicability of garnering a GOLDEN HARVEST thro' the medium of PYFF.R q- CO., the truly fortunate and far-famed Lottery Brokers, .Vs. 1 Idghtstreet, Baltimore, Maryland. Let not a few frown* of Fortune ca*t you down She were not fortune if she did not frown. Those who in {.atieixe hear her scorn* a while Are those on whom at last she most will smile Most glorious success : Pyfer 4c Co. sold and paid last month a mountain of prizes! Every drawing tells a cheering tale : Four extra Clerks required to attend to our correspondents: OOnly see this stupendous luck : #60.906, whole ticket, sent to a Railroad Contractor in the State of New York. He ordered a Package of 'Pick ett, and behold the result I For an outlay of #ll2 at Py fer 4c ( to.'s far-famed office, be realized the mammoth fortune of #42,500:': The most successful method to draw a prlz-e is to purchase a Package I The experience ofevery day strengthens this declaration Not doue yet: #20.000, whole ticket, sent to Charleston, S. C Two hsndsonie prizes of #6,000 sent to N. Carolina #15,000, whole ticket sent to Virginia #9,000, half ticket, sent to Pennsylvania. #24,900, quarter ticket, sent to Pennsyl vania. SIO,OOO, quarter ticket, sent to South Carolina 44 No such word as fail," at Py fer 4c Co.'a. Correspondents who visit Baltimore nre invited to rail at our Office, where we offer ocular demonstration of our almost magic luck. WForward your Order# without delay : BRILUAMT SCHEMES FOR XOVF.MHF.R, 1*49 .111 Order * strictly confdrntial at Pyfer Sf Co ' Date. Capital No. of Price of Price of Nov. Prizes. Ballots. Ticket* Packag'* 7 #30,000 75 No* 13 drawn #lO #32 50 H 24,(J00 76 Nos. 13 drawn 5 18 50 9 10,000 60 No* 13 drawn 4 II 00 10 50,000 76 Nos. 16 drawn 15 45 00 12 25,000 75 Nos. 12 drawn 8 27 50 13 24,000 75 No#. 12 drawn 5 16 50 14 3e,000 76 Nos. 13 drawn 10 32 50 15 20,000 75 No* 12 drawn 5 18 50 16 20.000 78 N'ns. 14 drawn 5 16 50 17 33,000 75 Nos 13 drawn 10 32 50 19 25/100 78 No# 13 drawn 5 27 50 20 20,000 66 Nos. 10 drawn 5 17 On 21 30,000 75 No* 14 draw n 10 32 50 22 21,000 78 Nos. 13 draw n 6 16 50 23 15,000 75 No# II drawn 4 13 00 21 f>5,000 78 Nos. 12 drawn 29 70 00 If, 30,000 75 Nos. 15 drawn " 10 25 lit) 27 25,000 78 Nos. 13 drawn 5 18 50 28 30,000 78 No#. 13 drawn 10 32 50 29 20,000 72 Nos. II drawn 5 16 50 30 20.000 75 No* 14 drawn 5 IS 50 x>The price of Packages of Quarter Tickets only, is advertised above. try Please mail orders a few days before the Lotteries draw. Letters always strongly enveloped and carefully sealed. o>N'one hut the Managers' printed Draw lugs sent froin PYFER 4c CO.'H. Every order to Pyfer 4c Co is answered by return mail Bank Drafts or Certificate# of Deposit payable in Gold at sight, and promptly remitted to any part of the csun try for jfcizes sold at this Agency e>One package, of Tickets may draw Pour Capitals! gyMoney in any nonii however large, can be confident ly rnailed-to the address of Pyfer Sf Co. Distant resident* throughout the United Rlatea, who desire an Increase of Fortune, have only to mail an order for a single ticket or package at "the price:* set forlh in th* above Schedule, nucces* must surely crown the result of all orders to ihe Old Established, Far Timed and Truly Lucky House of pyfi:R & co., .Yo. 1 Light St., Baltimore, Md., N vember 8, 1649 —Int. EsS I Ll*, mi AND CHEAP. "K/OUMJ Hyecn, Imperial, Souchong, and JL Oolong. C. L JONES, uc27. New Cheap Cash Store. (Nindies and Confectionary. ALWAYS on hand a good atock at whole- Bale or retail, may 20, 1849. F. J. HOFFMAN. \FEW piece# Turk Satin Du Chene, 3* inchcfl wide, selling at only sl.l/5 per vard. Gail and see 0ct .20. NUSBAUM, BROTHERS. SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 17, 1840. Harrisburg Advertisements, J. IVI. STEVENSON, JR-, WHOLESALE DEALER IN Groceries and Li ISUKG, PA. Mtifttlffl THE SUBSCRIBERS respectfully in orni their friends and the public, that they . fT are now carrying on the above business at the OLD STAND, formerly occupied by Hickok k Catiline, and VV. O. Hickok They flatter themselves that hy careful attention to business they will merit and still receive a continuance of patronage so liberally enjoyed by the old firms. Particular attention will he paid to the ruling and bind ing of every description of ELAITZ EOC2S, Tor Banks, County Officers, Merchants, and Private Individuals ; such us Discount Ledgers, Quarter Sessions Dockets, General do. Judgement, do. Deed Books, Appearance do. Check Book*, Execution do. Teller's Statements, Election do. Ticklers, Orphans' f'oitrt do. Scratchers, Naturalization do. Weekly Statements, Sheriff's do. Letter Books, Justices' do. fash Books, Ad Sectum Index do. Copy Books, Discount Note Books, Pass Books, Day Books, Ledgers, Invoice Books, Journals, Will Rooks, Time Books, Mortgage Books. Bond Books, Minute Books, Commission Books, Miscellaneous Books, And every variety of Full and Half Bound Books They have made arrangements to supply Prothonota ries with the new and approved JUDGEMENT DOCKET- Old Books, Periodicals, Law Books, Music, Newspa pers, Ac , bound to any pattern and any style required In addition to the above, we have and w ill keep at all times a general assortment of Stationery. Letter Paper, Carpenters' Pencils, Cap do. Knives, Drawing do. Quills, Transfer do. Lead Pencils, Copying do Wafers, Blotting do. Sealing Wax, Steel Pens, Red Tape, Slates and Slate Pencils, lilark Ink, Ink Stands, Red Ink, Letter Stamps, Carmine Ink, Motto Wafers, Blue Ink, India Rll bber, f'opv iug Ink, Blank Cards, Arnold's Writing Fluid, Folders, Erasers, Ac., dec. A general assortment of PRINTING INK, very cheap Paper Ruled to Put tern. >AII work WARRANTED, and done very CHEAP Please give us a call HICKOK A. BARRETT Harrisburg, October 20, 1649—fit. TO COUNTRY IKRCIiMTS. WE have always on hand a lino stock of thu following articles, which we are prepared to sell Wholesale, at a small advance on city rates, having been "tec// boughtpur chasing almost strictly for CASH . Drugs, Patent Medicines, Glass, Oil, &c. Spices; Coffee, Sugar, Tea, &c. Tobacco and Segars; Fish and Salt Nails, and almost every article in Hardware Saddlery-ware; Candies, Nuts, &c. Cotton Lips and Cordtige All kinds of PAPER, and Blank Books Cooking Stoves ; Hats and Caps; Matches. F. J. HOFFMAN. Lewistown, March 31, 1849. l.ailM'w' Mliurx. A I.AKGE stock of the latest style, - 4 ™- coarse ami fine shoes for Ladies' wear, now arranged tn the Ladies' Shoe Room, at C. L. JONES' oe'27. New Cheap Cash Store. Leather, Morocco, and Shoe Findings. A large assortment always on hand, and for . sale by F. J. HOFFMAN. lewistown, June '23, 1849. Irish Mucus. A LARGE lot bought at a bargain in Philadelphia, and selling by the piece or yard at a email advance at C. V. JONES' oc'27 New Cheap Cash Store. Iran ! Iran ! A N extensive assortment of all sizes, for /V sale love for cash, by June 23 '49. F.J.HOFFMAN. NEW ORLEANS SUGAR AND MOLASSES, SELLING at Jones' at fij cents, per pound and quart—also, better quality proportion ably low. C. L. JONES, lewistown, Oct. 27, 1849. | l | iww\ YARDS of bleached and J M f brown Muslin, 4-4 wide and extra heavy, just opening at the really cheap store of NUSBAUM, BROTHERS. October 20, 1849. w. 11. IRWIN, A TTOR NEY AT LA IF, IT AS resumed the practice ofhis profession -I in this and the adjoining counties. Office at the Banking House of I/jngeneck er, Grubb &. Co. Jan. 20, 1848—tf. GEO. W. ELDER, A TTORNE Y AT LA W, Lewistown, Mifflin Comity, Pa. OFFICE two doors west of the True Demo _ crat Office. Mr. Elder will attend to any ; business in the Courts of Centre country. August 25, 1849—tf. W, So S£J3®mS 3 Attorney at Law, IT ILL attend promptly to business entrust- f ed to it is care in this and adjoining counties. Office one door west of the Post Ofiice. June 16,'49—1y. 3VIAGISTB.ATE S OFFICE CII RISTI A N HOO VER, .fuxtice of tlie Peace, ("3 AN he found at his ofiice, in the room re- J cently occupied by Esquire Kulp, where he will attend to all business entrusted to his care with the greatest care and despatch. Lewistown, July 1, 1848—tf. Samuel I Mapper, CARPENTER, is ready at all times to build the beet Houses, and can do that very thing. Residence No. 5 Hale street, Lewistown. March 31, I*49—tf 31. MOXTfji OAIKRY, Boot A shoe .T|a 11 iitact ii rei* MARKET STREET LEWISTOWN. (CONTINUES to manufacture, to order, j every description of BOOTS AND SHOES, on the most reasonable terms.— Having competent workmen in hisemployand using good stock, his customers, as well as all other--', may rely upon getting a good article, well made and neatly finished. January 22,1848 —tf. Indemnity. Tli4? Franklin Fire liiMiruiicc Company ot Philadelphia, OFFICE, No. 103j Chesuut street, near Fifth street. DIRECTORS Charles N Bancker, George W. Richards, Thomas Hart, Mordecai D. Lewis, Tobias Wagner, Adolphe E. Borie, Samuel Grant, David 8. Brown, Jacob K. Smith, Morris Patterson. Continue to make insurance, perpetual or limited, on every description of property in town and country, at rates as low as are consistent with security. The Company have reserved a large Contingent Fund, which with their Capital and Premiums, safely invested, affords ample protection to the assured The assets of the Company, on January Ist. 1846, as published agreeably loan Act of Assembly, Were as fol- I low i, Viz '■ Mortgages, #690,558 65 Real Estate, 108,356 90 Temporary lajans, 124,459 00 Stocks, 51,563 25 Cash, A.e. 45,157 67 #1,220,097 67 Since their incorporation, a period ofHMghtcen vears, they have paid upward, of <.ac million tiro hundred thou land dollart losses by fire, thereby affording evidence ol the advantages of insurance, as well a* the ability arid > Imposition to meet with promptness all liabilities. CHARLES N BANCKER, President. CiIsKI.KS G. lllNlHEtt, Secretary. For term# apply to R. C. IIALE, Lewis town. ap!4—ly. mm l!oal*burg, i'eiilre Co. Pa. { 1 ARDENERS and orchardists who desire VI to plant only the very beet kinds of hardy fruits, are respectfully informed that they can obtain trees here ot all the most estimable va rieties, including all those which have received the especial sanction of the American Congress of Fruit Growers. (N. Y., Oct. 184-8.) The TREES offered this season arcot beau tiful appearance, extra size, (exoept a few new rare sons) and from 453jKgp'the elevated locality in which the Nursery is established, have all the essential advantages of hardiness and enrly maturity, for which trees grown at the north have been deservedly preferred. The advantages [mssessed here are being improved to the utmost, with the view ot mak ing this Nursery, in merit, second to none in the State. Every tree is indelibly marked and warranted correct. They will be deliv ered in Lewistown or at intermediate places at the low catalogue prices, nnd warranted sound on delivery. If to be shipped, they will be well packed for the purpose at a moderate c! targe. It is advised that orders be sent direct to the Nursery, in preference to purchasing illy as sorted trees, from often irresponsible dea'ere, at high prices. Such orders, if received in lime, have the first attention. Season for fall planting, October 20. A choice collection ot the most admired or namental plants, vines, evergreens, &c. has been added to the Nursery Catalogues, sent to all post paid applicants. WM. G. WARING. Boaleburg, July 7,1849—tf. f Dem. copy lloliciiicgj &c, * OILS, FAINT'S, &c. BLANK BOOKS CORD AG K, COTTON LAPS, Ac. STEEL SPRINGS PURE WHITE LEAD, at $2 per Keg For sale bv ' F. J. HOFFMAN. Lewistown, June 23, 1849. HATS AND CAPS. Men and Boys, a large assortment at reduced prices. C. L.JONES, uc27. New Cheap Cash Store. TO MY MOTHER. The last tear I shed was the warm one that fell As I kissed thee, dear mother, and bade thee farewell, When I saw the deep anguish impressed on thy face, And felt for the last time a mother's embrace ; And 1 heard thy choked accents, impassioned and wild, "God bless thee forever, God bless thee my child." I thought of my boyhood, thy kindness to me. When youngest and dearest, I sat on thy knee ; Of thy love to me ever so kindly expressed, As I grew up to manhood, unconscious how blest; Of thy praises when right and thy chiding when wrong, When wayward with passion, unyielding and strong. 1 thought of the counsels unheeded or spurned, As mirth had enlivened or anger had burned, And how, w hen by sickness all helpless I lay, Thou did'st nurse tne and soothe me by night and by day ; How much t had been both thy sorrow and joy, And my feelings o'erflowed aud 1 wept like a boy. Years, years of endurance have vanished and now There is pain on rny heart, there is care on tny hrow, The visions of hope and of fancy are gone, And cheerless I travel life's pathway alone. Alone ! aye, alone, tho' some kind ones there be, There are none here to love me, to love me like thee. My mother, dear mother, cold hearted they deem Thy offspring—but oh ! I am not what I seem ; Though calmly and tearless all changes I bear, Could they look in my bosom the feeling is there ! And now, sad and lonely, as memory recalls Thy blessing at parting, again the tear falls. jHCscrllaucoua, One of the Weddings. I A few years ago, there arrived, at a ho : tel in Boston, a couple from Rhode Island who came to get joined, quietly, in the ; bonds of matrimony. As soon as they i were fairly domieilated, the would-be bridegroom—who was a rough, but appa rently honest specimen of the country Yankee—sent for the proprietor of the ho tel, who quickly answered his summons. 4 Say, landlord,' proposed the stranger, pointing to his modest dulcinca, in the corner of the parlor, 'this is my young 'ooman. Naow we've cunt all the way from Rhode Island and we want to be spliced. Send for a minister, will yer! Want it dun up rite strait off.' The landlord smiled and went out, and > half an hour afterwards a licensed minis : tor made his appearance, and the obliging ' host with one or two waggish friends were called in, as witnesses to the 'cene.' 4 Naow, Mr. Stiggins,' said the Yankee, i due it up brown, and your money's ready ;' and forthwith the reverend gentleman com menced, by directing the parties to join their hands. The Yankee stood up to his blushing lady love, like a sick kitten hugging a hot brick, seized her hand, ami was as much pleased as a racoon might be supposed to be with two tails.' 4 You promise, Mr. A.,' said the parson, j 4 to take this woman—' | • Yaas,' said the Yankee at once. 4 To be your lawful and wedded wife.' j 4 Yaas—yaas,' j 4 That you will love and honor her, in all tilings.' I • Yaas.' 4 That you will cling to her, and her only, so long as you both shall live.' 4 Yaas, 'mleed—nothin' else !' continued the Yankee, in the most delighted and ; earnest manner; but here the reverend clergyman halted, much to the surprise of all present, and more especially to the an noyance and discomfiture of the intended j bridegroom. . Yaas— yaas, 1 said,' added the Yan- j kcc. I 4 One moment, my friend,'responded the : minister, slowly, for it suddenly occurred f to him that the law of Massachusetts did j not permit of this performance, without j the observance of a 4 publishment, etc., j for a certain length of time. 4 Wot'n thunder's the matter, mister ? [ Don't stop—go on—put 'er threu. Noth ; in's split, eh ) Aint sick, mister, be yer V 4 Just at this moment, my friend, 1 have thought that you can't be married in Mas ; saehusctts —' 4 Cant ■—wot'n nature's tho reason ? I i like her—she like's me ; wot's to houder ?' 4 You haven't been published, sir, 1 think.' 4 llaint a goin' to be, nuther ! 'at's wot ,we cum 'ere for. On the sly ;go on—go j on, old filler.' 4 I really, sir—' said the parson. Raily ! Wal, go ahead ! 'Taint fair, you see, 'taint, 1 swaow ; you've mar ried me, and liaint touched her. Go on— doan't stop 'ere ! it aint jes' the tiling naow, by grashus taint!' 4 l will consult —' ! •No yeu wont —no you don t— —consult nothin', nor nobuddy, till this ere busi ness is concluded, naow mind I tell ye!' j said Jonathan, resolutely —and in an in stant he had turned the key in, and out of 1 the lock, amid the titterings of the 4 wit nesses,' who were nearly choked with merriment! 4 Naow say, mister, as we ware — con- New Series—Vol. 4—No. 4 tinned the Yankee, seizing his trembling intended by the hand again— 4 go on, rite strait from ware you left utf; yeu can't cum nun o' this half-way bis'ness with litis child ; so put 'er threu, 3nd no dodg ing. It'll all be right—go it The parson reflected a moment, and, concluding to risk it, continued — * You promise, maiden, to take this man to be vonr lawful husband V 4 Yaas,' said the Yankee, as the lady bowed. ' That you will love, honor and obey—' 4 Them's tint !' said Jonathan, as the lady bowed attain. -And that you will cling to him, so long a you both shall live V 4 That's the talk !' said John ; and the ! lady said 4 yes,' again. 4 Then, in the presence of these witness es, 1 pronounce you man and wife—' 4 floora !' shouted Jonathan, leaping nearly to the ceiling with joy. 4 And what God hath joined together let no man put asunder !' ; 4 Hoorah !' continued John. 4 Wot's the price —haow much ' —spit it out— j don't bo afeared—veu did it jes' like a i book, old feller —'ores a V—never mind the change—sou' for a hack, lan'lord— give us your bill—l've got her —Hail Colunihy, happv land !' roared the poor fellow, entirely unable to control his joy ; and ten minutes afterwards, he was on his way again to the Providence depot, with his wife, the happiest man out of jail, We heard the details of the above scene . from an eye witness of the ceremony, and we could not avoid putting it down as 4 one ' of the weddings.'— American Union. 3 i ___ FEMALE LIVELINESS, —Few things are more liable to be abused in society-—es pecially by young ladies—than the gift of liveliness. No doubt it gains present ad ! miration, while they continue young and ' pretty, but it leads to no esteem —produces no affection, if it be beyond the hounds of graceful good humor. She, for instance, who is distinguished for the odd freedom of her remarks—whose laugh is loudest— whose mot is most piquant—who gathers a group of laughers round her—of whom shy and quiet people are afraid—this is a , sort of person who may be invited out— who may be thought no inconsiderable ac quisition at parties of which the general opprobrium is dullness—but this is not the sort of person likely to become the honor ied mistress of a respectable home. — | Table Talker. NEGRO ELOQUENCE. —A Boston dandy , black stepped into a provision store in ' that city to buy some potatoes; before pur , chasing, he grave the following truly elo i quent description of their nature :—' De tutor is inevitably bad, or inwariably good. Dare is no mediocrity in de combination oh de tater. De exterior may indeed ap pear remarkably exemplary and butisome while de interior is totally negative, but, | sir. if you wends the article 'pon your own recommendations, knowing you to be a man of probability in all your translations, I why, sir, without furder circumlocutions, I take a bushel.' " EMPLOY VOI R PEN." —This counsel is far from being superfluous. There is a marvellous power in writing down what we know, It fixes the thoughts ; reveals our ignorance : methodizes our knowledge ; aids our memory ; and insures command of language. " Men acquire more knowl edge," says Bishop Jewell •• by a frequent exercising of their pens, than by the read ing of books." A short time since, a Jonathan from the country, who had taken lodgings at the Astor House, was rather surprised when he came to the dinner table to see nothing on it. 4 What will you have V asked the waiter. Jonathan stared at him—• I dun know.* 4 M ould you have a bill of fare, sir ?' * Thank ye, I don't care if Ido hev a small piece. 44 Mrs. Spriggs, will you be helped to a small piece of the turkey?" 44 Yes, my dear Mr. Wilkins, I will." 44 What do you prefer, my dear Mrs. Spriggs ?" 4, i will have a couple of the wings—a couple of tin- legs—some of the breast—the side bone with some filling, and a lew dump lings, as I do feel very unwell to-day." PUNISHING LIARS. —In Turkey, when ever a storekeeper is convicted ot telling a lie, his house is painted black to remain so for one month. If there were such a law in force in this country, what a sombre and gloomv appearance some of our cities would present. A WHALE AGROUND.—A monster fish of the whale species ran ashore in the Menimshe Creek, Martha's Vineyard, on Sunday l ust, at a depth of about three leet of water. It was nineteen feet long, and is expected to yield about three barrels of oil. One single day passed undisturbed at home, in litertry leisure, affords t> th 4 mind more real pleasure than all the envies of fashionable entertainments are able to bestow.