ESTABLISHED 187. The Carbon Advocate TMITXD (TUT SATCRDiT I1T The Morthlmer Publishing & Pilntlnc Company. -UM1TKD Off ICE-fletler's niook, North First Street. Unigntoii, Pa. Was Taper tiss bee aceepted at Hie LelHs-hion l'ost Office J Second Class Matter. Aim AiivullTIKINfl RATRS. Leeal and Itcadlris. notices to take run ol aaper M per line tnr raen Insertion. liicciitorr Admlnnti ators' end notices, iioc. Auditor and litrorce notices el CO Cards il thinks, r lutlons ot respect, and atnular notices one lime II bo. ImiI notices ot entertainments, supper;. teurals,talrs, dances, and all eMertalnrnenU keslsned to make money rentsper line, un es Job prlntluf has been done lor the same at uii "'lSiplajadTertlsemento, Ore Inches and oer Muticf IMlo" JAce1 ij( when pal A pot easli or$l.3ltuotoraldT This rule v.111 hereatter VmBSVertwn( and Jeu print uujash. yearly advertlslne; payable quarterly. SATURDAY, OCTOBER 21, 1803. Our Circulation 1604 Da. Kssameb's election as county trsasurtr la assured. LsBianTON's borough council shoult snake an effort to have the arc lhjht foi street illumination. We should got i move onto ourselves. Tm District Attorney would llltetc ,ar ha credentials that were Landed tt Chairman Cassldy from Lansforo borough. "Me, too" says the Urana Jry. irmnT Rcuwiktz will be Carbon Bounty's next Roirister and Recorder. He Is well equipped for the amies oi thla nfflco. He can BDeuk both Eugllsh and German "and is just the niau for the plaoe, Now would be the accepted time foi "Bushy" Maloy to tell what hekuow of the Lansford primary election whe. ho was u caudluaie for the Leglslatun Your great friend Got. Patllsou, wouu be proud to learn how you carried tin day, "Bushy." The Grand Jury of last Court dldi grand work. They unearthtdagigauti. fraud In Lansford. It was a orim against free government. "Let u. guilty man escape," should be thoctj of every honest citizen of Carboi nontity. Tut report is that one of the elect ioi. officers indicted for ballot-box stulllui at the last Democratic primaries was u eriminal, convicted not long ago it Schuylkill county of a giave offence Did Chairman Cassldy know this whet, be appointed this man ? True nrnciiL duties of County Com missioner are of a very responsible character. No one will deny that lb the way of business ability, honesvj Hid I Mtnr.-! t ,,, ninnnnfttl Mid M. T.Trexler are not fitted for the great dntiesot this office. This being bo they should both receive the unquau fled support of every Damocrat In tjarooa county. Ir there was nothing crooked about the Lansford borough credentials why were they withheld from the Grand Jury, and why are they withheld from the District Attorney f One thing is certain, men wore returned olected as delegates who were not elected, and their names appear in the returns made to Chairman Barber by Chalrma Cassldy. What does all this mean 1 Chairman Cassldy as an hoi. est man should hand over these credentials at once to the District Attorney so that be may Investigate the rasculs and the rascality I TBI xrrosT of the Mauch Chunk Democrat and of the Lansford Record to raise (he race Issue as the motive ol our exposure of Mister Mickey Cassld) and his questionable political tricks is as babyish as It Is redicu!ou9. It would make no difference 'to us whether Caesmy was Irish, German, French Pole or English It is tbe duty of good newspapers to snow the people unfalth ful leaders and demagogues and we in tend to do it, regardless of either or both of the above newspapers which are apparently controlled and subsldlz ed by the Honorable Mister Mickey or Michael Cassldy which ever you please, TURN ON Tilt LI OUT. The action of the Grand Jury in find log true bills against the ballot boi atuffera ftf Tjinrfnrfl la nn nfTlrtliil an proval of the refusal of tho last Demo cratic conyeutton to accept their cre dential. Thftflrttiwl Jnrv mnito nrr effort to get the bogus credentials, but they were not successful. The list of delegates handed to Cbalrmun Barbel Is In the handwrltlne .if Mr. P. R Enbody. Presumably ho got the names iromooumy cnairman, tne Uonoraul Michael Cassldy. The ruin requln that tbe list of delegates shall be mail tip by the county chairman from the credentials banded to bim. Now tbe question Is, where are the credential of the Lansford ballot-box tuifnrn f If 111 the Hon. "Bushy" Maloy, or tbe Hon. Michael Cassldy or Mr. E. R. Enbody, secretary, please tell the pibllo where they are? Tbey must vnow. This is a sorry buslneaa for anma, body. Tamnerinir with thn hlln,.v,n. Is a crime against sooletvnf the hioKuci Jdnd. This is not the first time the ballot box has been stuffed in Lansford. It is now high time that the offenders ara brought to justice. Every good eltizen should interest blmselt In this matter. Tampering with the ballot-box in sjaroon county must be stopped tbe ballot box stutter must go I A MAN VKIUTll Y Or SCl'l'tlUT The Easton Call of last Sunday said; The Democratic convention of Carbon eounty that nominated a oounty tloket also declared its unanimous preference for Allen Craig, Esq., for president Judge. Mr. Craig was thus made the candidate of bis party in Carbon oounty uu us was eniiuea to receive the sup port ol the Democratic newspapers and .Democratic organization of tbe county Mat lnatA&rl Mr Mlxhaal . t.1 - vaaamy, iub bilrman of the Democrat lo couo y umuuiieo, auuounoea Lis intention to bolt hU county's choice, and tbe Mauoh Chunk Democrat took down ax uraig's name. Cassldy and the Democrat can give no valid reason for this desertion of the! roounty's candidate, exoept that in VMC political tights Mr. Craig had not fcaen ranged on their side. Mr. Craig m weu quaunea lor tne bigh position iv wmon u aspires, ilo Is acknow lsdged to be a fraud U .. .i ... I BUU BU sanest man, whom HOT OOHStl(ant(ntio ltlisa could support. lie is a man in oou ueaitn, wniou Judge Storm la not ana is therefore better fitted for Judl aUl duties than Monro' candidate. Jswidts uonroe eounty bas bad tbe prealdent.judge for upward of twenty years. If ever a man was worthy of tbe united support ot his party In bis own aonntT thai man id Alln " i .- i , i . . vraijf lu IU proeut Mutest, and only tbe mean eat ana most contemptible pretty faotioiul Bun roes nun or tost l.ODKINO IIAIKWAIUI, The lion. "Bushy" Maloy Is Just now .-cry ardent tor tho election of Judge Jtorm ot Monroe. Ho has oven bolted he nomination of Carbon to accomp lish this. "llushy" was not always so much In lore with htorm of Monroe county. Here is nn extract from the Lansford Record of the 11th, of June 1800. It Is In the elegant phraseology of-'Dushy." "Tho Mauch Chunk Democrat is in dignant, aud justly so, because Brother Storm has handed the Monroe county conferees over to Congressman Mulch. er. As the Democrat hints, it Is use es to send conferees It men like Storm jau make a nomination In advance of he conference Carbon county hut no person to blame far the loss of n Con gressman but Mauch Chunk politi cians." For some unaccountable reason hey have for years beou handing over he favors ot the Congressional, Sena torial and Judicial districts toStrouds burg and in return they get nothing but kicks from Monroe. Monroe mutt have thirty years of Judicial lite; she must have two Congressional terms to Carbon's one, and Monroe is not wili ng to conceed Carbon's right In the ScuKtoilal fight. And who Is to blame for all this ? A few so-called states men at Mauch Chunk, Boy a in the primer class ot politics could not manage things worse." Will "Bushy" tako the trouble to look up his paper and sen if we are cor rect In the quotation T Now here we have this llbeler ot that good man, Judge Dreher, protesting Monroe must not have "thirty years ot Judicial life"; yet, In three years there after, he bolts his ticket, eats his own words, and advocates the election of Judge Storm, Monroe's candidate, aud seeks to give her thirty-threo years ot Judicial life 1 "Bushy" thou art in truth a chameleon nd thy name should be inscribed be Hide that of Judas. English UvlDgs. There are about 14,000 livings In Eng land and Wales. Of these nearly 7,600 are In tbe gift of tbe crown, Prince of Wales, lord chancellor, bishops, chap ters, archdeacons, universities, rectors ind vicars (as sncb) and trustees. About 3,000 others are in the patronage (as to 1,400) of peers and (as to the rest) of oth er titled persons. Although now and again a nobleman's livings are sold, and even distinguished colleges have been caught tripping In the matter of slmonr. it is among the remaining 4,500 livings that almost ail the trafllo exists. Statis tics fail ns here. No doubt the majority of these 4,500 livings never come into tbe market, and belong to patrons who recognize their responsibility. What fraction of them have been acquired as to patronage or jicumbency by means more or less taint d It is impossible to say. The "clergy list" for 1802, however, shows that there ire 503 livings where the incumbent and the patron are the same person and 434 where both are of the same name. A considerable proportion of the parson patrons nave, it can hardly be doubted, become patrons in order to present them selves. On the other band, some of the S93 and a large number of the 424 repre sent "family livings." As to these, it would be Inaccurate to say that the liv ing has been bought for the sake of the parson, but in many cases the parson has been ordained for the sake of the living. Contemporary Review. Birds and Their Nests. Borne birds will forsake their nests if so much as a finger is placed within, but others, suspicious that their secret has been discovered, Beek to hide them more sfflcacioujly by admirably ingenlons plans. Among the thick fern growth of a bank n wood warbler had woven a aest. Tbe bird had evidently selected this bank because of the quantity of dead leaves scattered and heaped there on, the tawny crispness of these corre sponding nicely with the domed edifice, thereby rendering discovery almost Im possible. But the fine quality of tbe ferns led to its detection. Tugging at the frail Ironds, a kindly disposed lady scared tbe sitting warbler, which flew with plaintive call to an adjacent bough, and there exhibited signs of dish ess. I he lover or nature could not resist a peep at tbe cozy home, which at a glance appeared like a shapeless mass ot dead leaves and grasses. Some few days after, walking through the same wood, sue was again attempted to pay tbe little wood bird a visit, Puzzled and surprised, she could not find its whereabouts, but a few minutes' search revealed nn alteration from the original mode. Tbe cunning bird bad blocked up tbe old entrance and covered that side of the nest with dead leaves, break ing a doorway through on the opposite side. London Tit-Bits. A Tortler Mada of Shells. A lady who spends her summers at the seaside has collected about a bushel, more or less, of small, almost flat, thin, yellow shells, which abound at so many points on tne coast. Wltn these she this year fashioned a portiere that Is novel and pretty beyond description. Each shell is pierced with a hot wire and then strung on a delicate wire so that the narrow end of one is next to the wide end of the other, A number of strings were made in this wsy long enough to reach from the floor to the ourtain pole, wnere tney were securely fastened to a strip ot plantation cloth of tbe same shade as ths shells. Through the tret- work above this curtain is draped a length ot sea green India silk, falling half way to ths floor on the right side. A lees ambitious woman has made a curious scarf by sewing these shells In artistic confusion on either end of a length of nile green silk, tmttlnz here and there bits of golden green seaweed. A. fringe is made for each end by string ing shells on green embroidery silk In stead of wire. New York Letter. Worrying Oyer Trifles. "My young friend Beth Blooty." said Colonel Calliper, "was healthy and wealthy, and he bad nothing to do but to get as much enjoyment out of life as he could. For a time he had great suo- 2css; tnen a cloud arose. "Seth was not a tall man in tact, he was rather abort, but be had never thought anything about this one way or tbe other until men began to wear large filaids, and, do yon know, he was great y distressed because he couldn't wear plaids as big as some of his friends conldt "Seems foolish, doesn't it, tor a man situated as Seth was to fret over such a matter as that? Bat I venture to say that we all know men with every reason to be happy who make themselves mis erable worrying over trifles not worth a moment's consideration." New York Sun. A Greek peasant living on the island ot iEgina recently discovered a mag nificent statue buried in the ground, upon which had been a small plantation and which be bad cleared. The statue was sold to a brlo-a-brao dealer,whosent it to London, where It bas just been bought by tbe British government for the sum of 6,500. Sport Versus Amusement, Mr. Herbert Spencer recently put very neaiiy me distinction between sport as an amusement and as an oooapaUon. Dropping in at bis club, be met a young friend, who Invited him to play a game ot billiards. The philosopher led oil and left the balls in a good poaiUoa for bis opponent, who dexteronsly ran out, not allowing bis oompanlon another shot. Then tbe young expert naturally looked at tbe pbiloaunber for the cuetoeiarr oomuliUHMit, but the low of the game earn, very seriously, after deuoeittug hU oue in the rack, "Ha, a certain pre fioieucy in snob a sport as Usui a sign of a good education of tbe eye, tbe serve, tue baud, but tue maeleexeUp of billiards which you have exhibited ouald have been acquired only by an ill spent luutu.- i-uuduu Ufa, LUCK WASWIT1T BOTH A HOQ SELLER'S PLUCKY BLUFF AND ITS 6INGULAR SEQUEL. An Adventure With Ille'liwaymen Who Unloaded a Miner of Ills Oold and silver and Where Everybody to the Triangular Transaction Was Satlsfled We hod finished our game of whist on the train when one of the players, a red headed man, saldt "Your speaking of narrow escapes reminds me of one I hod years ago in the Sierras, Buckeye House," he continued, "is apubllo tav ern, amid the mountains ot southern Plumas county and is a lonely spot, being surrounded b dense forests of spruce and pine. On the night of June 4, ifff1-, I stopped there and was told by the proprietor that a highway robbery had been committed in the vicinity dur ing the preceding day. Tills made me exceedingly uneasy, for I was carrying 112,500 In greenbacks Into the mountains to invest in n quartz mine. The money was wrapped up in my horse blankets and stowed away nndcr the seat of the huggy, while I bad about $100 In gold and silver in my pockets. "Shortly after leaving Buckeye the road ascends a deep declivity and then crosses a narrow, rocky, brush covered plateau, Three miles farther on I passed Palmetto ranch, an abandoned stopping place, whore I again entered the dense forest that grew close to the highway, I examined my revolver carefully, placed fresh caps on it and laid it on the seat beside me ready for instant use, Noth ing occurred until I reached French man's hill, when as I was climbing one of the steepest parts I was suddenly stopped so suddenly, in fact, that I bad no chance to defend myself, A man sprang into the road and caught my horses by the bridles, while a second robber appeared from behind a tree, holding in his bands a shotgun at fall cock. The man with the gun was a tall fellow .with a squint eye and a red mustache, while the other man was short and stout, " 'Throw tip your hands!' cried the squint eyed man in a harsh voice. I glanced at the muzzle of the gun and then at the revolver on my seat. 'Up with your hands, or III give it to youl' and the look on the robber's face indi cated that he meant what he said, so I reluctantly gave up all my ideas of de fense and slowly and mechanically raised my hands above my bead, at the same time cursing my 111 luck, for robbery at that time meant ruin to me. 'Git out and keep your hands up,' cried tho tall man, 'till Jim takes yer money andyer popgun.' I got out and walked to the head of the horses as commanded and the short robber deftly examined my pockets and took what gold and silver I cad, saying as he rattled the coins, 'It pays to drive hogs.' " 'Hogsr I exclaimed. 'Wbat do you mean by hogs? " 'Oh, that's all right. He told us you were coming, and we laid in the brnsh for yon,' was the response. "I glanced up at that second and saw a murderous look on the squint eyed man's face, while his finger was on the trigger of tho gun. As I was standing close to the small robber, tbe weapon, of course, covered us both. I gave an involuntary start, which caused the short man to look up. His face blanched white as he exclaimed, 'Take care there or you will shoot ns both,' at the same time stepping back so as to bring my horse between himself and hlscompanion's gun, "I Involuntarily followed his example. when the short man said in a low tone. 'I believe that rascal meant to kill us both. Now,' be continued in a loud voice, at the same time taking my pistol from the seat, 'you pile right in and bo off.' "I had supposed, of course, that they would search my buggy, and now that I was about to escape with my precious greenbacks my heart beat furiously and tbe blood rushed to my face as though I had just undergone great exertion. hastily obeyed the injunctions of tho robbers to 'drive on and keep a-golng.' and as soon as I was ont of gunshot I whipped up and drove at full speed until I overtook a little old man, shabbily dressed, driving a lot of fat bogs with tbe aid of a small dog. "The old man looked at me with some astonishment as I drove rapidly up and cried, 'Say, did some tellers stop yer back tnsrr " 'Yes,' was ray reply. 'Did they rob your "The old roan langbed and slapped his leg and then laughed again ere be replied, 'Kinder curious how it turned out,' be said, 'but hanged if I knew any one was a-comin in a two noss buggy " 'What do you mean? I asked, for I saw nothing f nnny in the whole matter, " 'Why, you see, them fellows stepped out in the road, right in front of my hogs, and cried for me to stop. This scared the hogs, and they broke out In tho brush. I pretended not to understand what they meant, aud sending Boze out ononesido I took the other, at the same time a-cuss-ing them chaps right lively for scaring my nogs. When 1 got 'em all back again, I turned around and said, "Now, what do you wantr " 'Money,' cried the tall fellow. 'All you've got.' " 'MoneyP and I roared so you could nave Heard me naif way back to iiuckv eyo, 'You don't reckon that a chan as has got to go afoot and drive hogs for a living has any money? If you want that. just stop the boss, who is coming along in a two boss buggy, and you will get some,' "Get right on then,' said the tall chap, 'and we U lay for the boss.' " 'And they got youi continued the hog drover. 'I hope you did not loss much.' " 'A hundred dollars,' said I, "but I got off lucky at that.' " 'So did I,' said the old drover, with a grin, 'for I sold a part of my hogs on tbe road and had the moDey with me. It was a case of sheer bluff on my part.' " And ot lnck upon mine.' I answered. 'It was a narrow escape for both of us.' " ban i rancisco Call. Edison on llraln Food. Said Edison In a recent Interview! "Everyman has bis own ideas as to what be should and what be should not eat and what quantity ot food be should partake of during the course of 4 hours. "As a general rule, you may put it down that hustlers eat yery little. I mean brain hustlers. They don't need mucn met. 1 eat very little." "How muchr" The famous inventor picked up a scrap ot yellow blotting puper lying before him and drew upon its rough surface a diagram. The broad brow of tbe thinker contracted. It must have beenadiffl. cult thing to determine just how much food substance it took to snpply the sys tem of tbe thinker. Tbe result showed that Mr. 12dison eats but 24 ounces of food a day. Brandon Bucksaw. Wauted the Hasting Threads Tolled. Eating corn from tbe cob may not be tbe most graceful or dignified mode of enjoying tne vegetable, but it is a meth od inuoh affected throughout the oonU' try. Observing a young lady attacking an ear in this way recently, a Brooklyn man was mm enougn to make the remark, "You like your corn unshaven, do you, Miss Blank?' "Unshaven, did you sayf" replied the miss, wbose teeth bad lust become en' tangled in some corn silk, "I wasn't thinking of tbe whiskers, but when you spoke I was wishing that they'd pull the basting threads tbe next time tbey serve it." new xork iieroia. Tbey Can lie IU "Is there any way to make new fur niture look as though it bad been made a century hxor asked a correspondent. There is. A houseful of children will do it for ya m about a week. Londos Tit-tut. A piece) of auuiaut wooden water pipe which wae unearthed reoeselr la JXewr aroeia, u-aw., is nillinswi te wre It neatly two oeeittu-lea old. Tbe little town uf Yateta, on Use Rio $ ran da in Texas, Is said to be tbe oldeet tUesaBt in tbe United ttatea. BogUS ! Bogus white lead would have no ..U MA If nn afford makers a larger profit than Strictly Pure White Lead, Tho wise man If never persuaded to buy paint that la said to be "just as rnniF" nr better " than Strictly Pure White Lead The market Is flooded with spurious white leads. The following analyses, made by eminent chemists, of two ol these misleading. brands show the exact proportion of genuine white lead they contain t Misleading Drand 'Standard Lead Co. Strictly Pure White Materials Proportions Analysed ny names CO 80 per cent. Begls ensovenej OilSeofZtuO WIS per cent. Bn-i Wtlte Lead tM per cent. 8t, Louis. Less than 7 per cent, wmte ieao. Uliletdtng Brand - PaclBe Warranted Pore A Whits Lead." Materials Proportions Analysed by Sulphate of Lead 4.18 per cent, tedoni & Co., Otlde ot Zlno 43 04 per cent. NeT Tork. Harries WW per cent. No white lead In It. You can avoid bogus lead by pur chasing any of the following brands. They are manufactured by the "Old Dutch" process, and are the standards: "Atlantic" "Bradley" "Brooklyn" "Jewett" "Ulster" For ssls by the most rtllsble dealers la If you are going to paint. It will pay you to send to us lor a book containing Informs. Hon mat may save you many a aoHsr; It will only cost you a postal cam 10 00 so. k NATIONAL LEAD CO., 1 Broidwir, New TotIc. ROMANCE OF A NEWSBOY. Incidents la the Career of Ex-Goveraor Waller of Connecticut. Who does not know cental Tom Wal ler of Connecticut? Tom was for years the leading lawyer of Hartford, twice member of the assembly in the Connec ticut legislature, once senator and twice governor of the Nutmeg State. Be failed the third time because he Immolated himself on the political altar to save Cleveland. The president rewarded his self abnegation by making him consul general at London, the richest office in the administration. Tom Walter 40 years ago was a news boy on the ferryboats which plied between Brooklyn and New York. There was no big bridge in those days, and tbe boys hovered ground the ferryboats, which carried nil of the human freight of tho two great cities at that time. The lad's real name was Thomas Waller O'Grady, and he descended from a fam ily renowned in Irish history. Une ancestor is the famous Baron- feather O'Grady, Ireland's greatest jurist and the compeer of Orattan, Curran, Phillips ana other renowned Irish bar risters, His granduncle was Thomas 8tandish Walter O'Grady, the bitterest Tory and hardest landlord in the good old bailiwick of Limerick. Thomas Waller O'Grady'a parents died while he was almost a child In arms. He was adopted by an old Dutch family In New York, but the restrictions im posed upon the future statesman were so irksome that he ran away nnd became a newsboy. Many is the time in bis precarious calling in those days that young Tom was compelled to sleep iaa dry goods box at night after nn unsatis factory day's labor. Tom had dropped the family name and was known by his youthful associates as Tom Waller. One day while crossing the Fulton ferry irom urooKiyn to .new xorlc be met a fussy old gentleman who wished a copy of tho Hartford Courant. It was the favorite paper of his native town, and as he thought away ahead of all metro politan journals. Of course New York newsboys did not sell country papers. and Tom told bim so. "However," said the cnte little fellow In n reassuring way, "I think I can get it for yon." By good luck Tom had seen an old lady in the saloon reading that very paper, which he recognlied by the ancient type in Its headline, and he forth with came up to tbe dame and offered to exchange a copy of a New York paper for tbe mediawal country sheet. Tbe lady was a Now nglander and ready tor a bargain. Bbe nad read The Cou rant and had no f nrther use for it. She thought she had made a clever deal when she exchanged the country morning pa per lor a bright metropolitan evening journal. Tom knew he had. When he presented The Courant to the fussy old gentleman, that dignitary gave him (1 for bis pains. Then he inquired bis name. "Tom Waller," promptly responded the newsboy. Tbe old gentleman stood aghast. It was his own name. He took down the lad's address, looked np his ref erences and in a fortnight adopted him. He had no children, and Tom was bis idol. He gave bim a sound preliminary education and then sent bim to Yale col lege. There Tom graduated with bigh honors. His subsequent history is too familiar to the publio to require repeti tion. Boston Herald, Trtcoupls and Ills Dog, M. Tricoupls, who may bo regarded as the foremost statesmen in King George's dominions, and who has repeatedly held the office ot premier, is distinguished for tho store set by him on canine friend ship. One day when be was crossing from the Plrtcus to Constantinople on board an English steamer, bis dog fell overboard, Tricoupls, who was not In office at the time and a stranger to the captain, entreated the latter to stop the vessel in order that he might rescue tbe hound. "Impossible!" replied the Englishman. "Sly orders are very strict. I dare not stop, even were It a man instead of a dog drowning." "GoodP laconically answered the Greek, and at the same time he sprang over the ship's side and swam toward bis dog, although sharks abound in those waters. The sequel may be guessed. Tbe English captain could not resist such a spectacle of pluck, and in spite of his strict orders to the contrary b stopped the ship and savod both man and dog. New York Tribune. Human Imitations of Vegetables. Referring to the fact that the human head is sometimes facetiously and ir reverently spoken of as "a cocoanut," tbe Boston Tranrcript remarks that sci entists have recently discovered a ro markable resemblance between tbe shell of the fruit and the shell of the human brain. Tbei it quotes a French scien tific periodical to prove that there is a wonderful likeness between other hu man organs and vegetable products. For example, tho meat of tbe English walnut is a close copy of the form and convolutions of the brain; plums and cherries are like the eye; almonds are shaped like tbe nose; tbe ear is brought to mind by an opened oyster aud shell; in ft mammoth squasb tbe entire body may be traced; tbe open band is found in growing scrub willow and celery, and tbe heart is seen in tbe German turnip and the eggplant. The Katydid's Sons. Everybody is familiar with the music of tne katydid. It is tbe male that bas tbe voice. At the bas of each wing cover i a ruin memoraneous plate, ue elevates the wing covers and rubs the two plates together. If you could rub your snouiuer buttles together, you eould imitate tbe operation Tory cicely, Washington BUr. Look Winded. Over beard at lb Belle dee Cspuoiwe during tbe delivery of a lecture by the famous X. : "How full be is of bis subject!" said one of tbe bearers. "Yes, but bow slow be is In emptying himself!" was tbe reply. -Intranlgeant niiWr Her 'eers Aroused. Mrs Flyabout- .renil,.u awfully afraid that Buada) ms-hi uuh4 that little card party and it thimUtied and lightened so? Mrs- Oufwquent Indeed I was. I told the girls it wasn't cood turn aud that eosnelioriy would be sore to bear of it Cuoayo Trlbane. Wull Papers, Borders, Decorations, Pictures. O. A. G - BOWER'S BLOCK, Opposite SOUTH SID A. Sell & Co., !ta rfdrera HMrTIrrn ElrwU fun- fir alt Pimm liril nf hi vury ri.EAHE niVK U, A UAUL t, ;H Effects Miss Alvenia Graver, LEHIGHTON'S POPULAR MILLINER. 0 nsum jVVhat shall stay 'say Scott's Emulsion of pure Norwegian sod liver oil and and soda has cured us of consumption in its first stages. Have you a cough or cold acute or leading to consumption? 'Make no delay but take Scott's Emulsion cures Coughs, Colds, Consumption, Scrofula, and oil Anaemlo and Wasting Diseases, Prevents wasting In Children. Almost as palatable as milk. Get only the genuine. Pre pared by Bcett A Eowne, Chemists, Neir York. Bold by all Druggists. DEALER IN ALL KINDS HARMESS I Whips, Fly Netts, Robes Blankets And everything else usually kept in n Ilrht class storo of this kind. REPAIRING Of nil kinds attended to neutly, cheap ly and promptly. Special attention paid to the manufacture of Harness to order. STORE IN LEOCKEL'S BLOCK. GASOLINE STOVES and GASOLINE -AT- Swartz Bros., Walp's old stand, First street, LOWEST PRICES for the Best Goods. PRACTICAL Plumbers & Tinsmiths, Picnics, Festivals, Parties, ICE CREAM KIGHTY-FIYE M Per Gallon AT Culton's If you want the Best then Buy lrom us. B. K. CM, Oppositu Fori, LeMsttoi. I EWIS 98 LYE L ttTOEis las mmfl) Tli sttrAMfvat maA piml t.y nuU. 1 uUki MfaarXnL it U& a Hiut T"4r ud wbft ft ca WtUt rVlOOVaUals) UsL Uf ttattisMlU ftr ftjvajrs nmAj fat wm. lit ii1u Um bsral laBrtkuuad Mwdlvf it- JU till Utile MltsWvNt iMmlRff. II 1 tut pktMimiiit ( dti4usVctlo4 isltaU, k'ar'A tlOsf UtUtasV j'". KMi . rXHKA. I ALT K?ra CO , tMi.4u,l'Ula.ra M. J. Hartzell, For the next few months the "great question of interior decor ation and house painting will bo the leading consideration of property owners. Let us make a suggestion for you. You want the work done right ; wo can do it for you at reasonable figures, or wc jvill sell you the wnll paper and decorations. Come nnd see; let us talk the matter over and wc know that we can please you. OTH P. 0., LEHIGHTON, PA. in MILLINERY. It is the old 'tor. We n on top bo'h in our large line ai & very low prices lor New Fall Millinery IN TRIMMED AND UNTRIMMED HATS & BONNETS As usual you will save money if you buy of ust LIVEET, gaasaj Ja That dreaded and dreadful disease! its ravages? Tlwusands hypouhosphites of lime nmmm lilose's Old Stand. ITe handle-nil the Daily and Weekly Newspapers, l'eriodi cals,Mnj8zinest Fashion Hooka and otory l'apers, and we Deliver them promptly at youi store, residence or office. Do you gf t a papr 1 If not please try us. Besides the news bureau we have a fine assortment of dinars. Tolacco. Confectionery mis. Toys aid Fancy mm At the very Lowest Cash Prices. Ice Cream ! THE BEST QUALIfY. FRUIT FLAVORS. We have a cozy parlor and will treat you oourteoueiy. neuee can. T. J. fcRETNEY, HlnaeVOld BUnd. .. First 8tteet Now is Your Time! 20 Building Lots For Sale! - Don't wait, but come at once and buy one of these beautifully located loti. You will be 6ur prised at the vi?w they afford and the price will be sure to please you. Jo trouble to show you around. Call on either A. P. SNYDER, or K. J. IIONOEN, East WeixsportPs PAINTING AND PAPER HANGING, Owpti T?so1iimo' Corr Saeosd and Iran streets. We have severed our connec tion with Mr. O. F. Acker, and will hereafter do all kinds oi house painting, decorating and paper hanging ourself. We will make prices on all work in our line as low as possible, while at the same time we will do only the bept kind of work. "Ve will be pleased to figure cn any work that Qu may need and we also hope for a fuir share of your patronage. Tlre will continue on our headquarters for wall papers, ZJorders.Curtaiiig.Piiint and Supplies, all kinds oi Stationety tec , and will kindly solict your patronage. Owen Relirig. , ffl ( am-BILI.. oeer U (laual Bridge, Raa I Walutuuff. euta kali . akavrs and .h&m ,,,.. ! style (Jive loe a call You cau also buy I ttay nam, Mair Tuea. ax, si uw v.rj ioeal Scott's EmuMon BUSINESS CARDS. J SEPH S. FISHER, DISTRICT ATTOIINEY, omce CooitT House IIuiltiiko, Mauch Chunk, Pa. All business promptly attended to, THE VALLEY HOUSE, E. W. CIiAUS8) - Proprietor, OVV. U V. DEPOT. Excellent accotomodillnn for permanent ami transient ctmoin, The Uar U stocks) with Finest Liquor and Cigars. FRANK P. DIEIIL Practical Horse SHocr and Blachmilli. All kinds of work in tbls line exmitetl promptlv And at the ntostreasonftbleprlew. Palronago snllclietl and MUlftfaeuon suar AMetl. Simp on NoltTH bTJiKKT. above the Carbon House. E. II. CIIRISTMAN CONTRACTOR :: AND : ! BUILDER, Estimates on All Kinds of Uulldlnfs cliccrruliy lurulsned. All Kind of Building Material AT VKRY LOWKST miCES. St. Elmo Hotel & Restaurant. WElSSrOHT, PENN'A , Mrs. L. YINGST, 1'noi-. Fine I leer Alvajs on Tap. Beat Liquors and Cigar Dr. F. A. Rabenold, Dentistry In All Its Branches Will te at tho Fort Allen House, WEISSPORT, PA , Bjr-TUUHSDAY OF EAUU WEEK. W. M. Rapsher, VTTORNEV iso COUNSELLOR AT LAW, First door above the Mansion llouie, MAUCH CIIUNK I'ENN'A teal Estate ana Collection Agency. Will Buy mrt Sell Heal Estate. Conveyancing neatly done. ollci'Uons promptly made. Settling Esfatesof ,Hcjdents a specialty. May te consulted Id utaisii ana uennnu uov.zi-ti THE CARBON HOUSE, Henry Drumbore, Prop'r, FIRST STREET, LEIIiailTON, TENN'A Thn rnrlmn llnimn Iiki hcpn n novated a 11(1 mprovert tlirouRliout; it Is electric lighted and well ventilated, and Is anion the Heat lloteU lii this section ot the btate. The patronaire ol the publio is solicited, Itest accommodations for permanent aim transient cusiom. Tjnurups very tnoderate. Floe Uq.uors,rrelil.eer and Tortei ana uooa utgars, lor &aio ai mo d,t, luno 18, 'M-X.l DR. G. T. FOX, Grand Central Hotel, 837 Hamilton St., Allentown. ( Frein to II A, M omce Hours ! Ilo I r h, " 7 to o i M, Practice Imllcd to diseases of the Eye.Ear,- Nose &. Throat SSr"Aa, Relractlonolthe Eyes or tbe adjiut- iiemoi slashes. NO OPFICK H0UI13 on Monday nnd Ttiesdaj ATKAHION.HWAN HOTEL, TUFSDAYB. Telephone Urtnd Central Hotel. A. S. Rabenold. llnAr-cn OrriCK i Over J. W laudi-nuunn' Liquor Store, BASK STREET. LEII1GHTOX. entlstry In all Its branches. Teeth Estracteil vuuuuiruin. Mas aoministerea v, uen requester! omce Days-WBDNEHIlAY ol each week. LLKNTOWN IIikIi county IV. F. I. SMITH, D. D. S. Hank Street, Xeh - ton, Pa. RN'TIHTtrV TV III. ITU Dirtvmivu tilling and milking artlitclaldenturesa special ty. Local anesthetics used. Oas aamlulstered and Teeth Kitracw 4 WITH- OUT fAlftT OErJOK JIOURS i From m., to tS m., from 1 1'. in-, 10 o p. m., ironma. in., to 8 p. in. Consultation Id English or ilenian omce Hours at Hazletnu e pry Saturday. -AT- Seidel's Bakery, tlrst Street, Lehigh ton, you MM always find Fresbeit and Deit BREAD AND CAKES. Rye, Wheat and Vienna Bread Fresh Every Day. Our Vienna Bread cannot be eseelled. We respectfully solicit your patron age, Watch (or the Wagon. Seidcl's Vienna Uakery, Opp.Obert's, FIRST ST., LKIIIGinON.PA rUKNITUnE. UNDERTAKING FLOUR FEED. Eobt. N. Anthony, (Successor to J. F, Ilex, East Welssport.) WILL CONTINUE TO BE THE BEST PLACE TO BUY Furniture, Flour & Feed. at the Loaest Prices, Give us a call. No trouble to show oods. R. N. ANTHONY. Wall Paper. From Cheap Blanks to Flao Gilt and Tressed Tapers, Also, Fells snd Iugsalos, with Handsome Fielies. PICTURE ROD 4ND COVE. Window Shades read; to bang, or put up to order. Paint, Oil, Varnish, Glass. Bmses. Talntlne and Tatwr Hanging, by couipetlteul workmen setit to any part of tbe county Hooka, (Stationery and Fanny Goods, always e lari;e stock n' Luckenbacii's 61 Broadway. Mauch Chunk. J AWPER, Uia iMUber, opiKMttt tite 0ra 4 House, euU Ualr, thavea bih! diten every - UUitftu flrrt-clM aivle Drop In ttiti mm bim. bill U 1Kb 0H A V IrlKt BAMMJK uppiMltf f he IpviMTB OrriCK, U lieiwliiismrtrni for ituvifix.hfttrriittliMt fwitl bHtiiMuitau purlieu Ltr sUUtnliou uultl to mliliu LiUll- tmxtu u4 riuTortM Hol'tKHl. '.I. .1.1 tllr K, liHI.e U Huiel, Stank tlrcr!, ful a whUi ha,r orfc I ruuloaauU nasi eul fet" CUed ou Huuday's lb tock a lull Hue "I fai.0) Ml' I artk rs ut log nnruvr a mhiic. ruia imJHiiiin 11 v sari V Ita ,.wk k lull III, Al fm.01 ll . I J.III. r. UI l.,Hf I 1 est urliea. and we ale the nnlr utx in Uoie rosi naii bu, Header's Crvaiu lur Ui ORPHANS IN AUSTRIA THE 8TIQMA OF PAUPEHISM NEVER CROWN8 ITS HELPLESS TOTS. It Is tha Only Country to th. World Wher. foundlings Ara Debarred From tha Workhouse Their Care Intrusted to the Refined and Wealthy. There is only one country in the world where orihtin children and foundlings are debarred from admission to the work house. It is In Austria, which maintains that to place the stigma of pauperism npon the poor llttlo things is to handi cap them later on In the race for life and bread, and thus to lessen their chance or ever bccomlm; self supporting and self respecting cltlsens. That their reason ing Is just is shown by the results. Whereas In Paris, London and Berlin tho majorify of children born In work houses return yeurs afterward to die there. In Vienna it is a most unusual occurrence for a foundling or an orphan dependent upon publio charity to be como In old ago a charge upon tho com munity. In Austrian cities children of this class are boarded out in (he families of work men living in the suburbs at the expens of the municipality. But their care Is Intrusted, not to the workhouse authori ties, but to gentlemen and ladles of leisure, fortune and respectability, who practically become the guardians of tbe little ones. Their charge Is a purely honorary one. and they are chosen as a rule by the burgomaster of the city or town from among the nobility, the retired magis trates, the half ray otLcera, the rich childless widows and wealthy old maids. They bear the title of orphan fathers and orphan mothers, and so honorable Is tho position regarded by the popula tion that the mayor never experiences any dlHlculty in securing the servtoos or a suiucient number of such omolal par ents. During the early youth of their wards the duties of these orphan parents are conhned to visiting them at unexpected times and to keeping the people with whom they board up to the mark by showing thein that the children have powerful protectors. Upon the official parent devolves the responsibility of de ciding the special calling in life for which tbe youngsters show the most apt itude, tho only stipulation made by the municipal authorities being that the boys shonld bo tahght Bome skilled labor or profession calculated to give them later on a chance of being able to support a wife and family and to lay by provision for old age. When these lads go out into the world, it is to their ollicial parents that they turn for a character, and if evil days come to them they appeal to their official protectors for help. It Is an Incalculable benefit for a boy who is lust starting ont in life to have a man of position to stand by him and to speak to tbe world in his favor, nor is there anything In connection between the two to ruffle the Independence of the younger, for when once launched in life the elder stands to him Blmply in the re lation of an old and tried friend, whose advice be may follow or not as he pleases. With regard to the orphan or found ling girls, they ore mostly trained for domestic- service, which, however, they are not permitted to enter before the age of 14, and then it becomes the or phan mother's duty to investigate the character of the persons who propose to employ her, to see that she is well treat ed and eventually, when she marries, to find out about tbe man's reputation and as to whether ha has the means of keep ing a wife. Usually it is from her own house that the marriage takes place, and at every turn the girl is made to feel the advan tage of having a lady of rank to whom she can always appeal, who is bound to protect her, to defend her when wrong fully accused and to guard her as far as possible from evil. Thanks to these orphan parents, heredi tary pauperism In Austria has been practically stamped out, and there- Is much in the system that may commend itself to people -on this side of tho Atlan tic. Tho condition ot the pauper orphans and ot the foundlings now dependent upon the publio charity of this great metropolis would certainly be vastly im proved and the future prospects of the lit tle unfortunates rendered more promis ing were our leading citizens and their wives to follow the example of tbe people in similar standing in Austria, and to add a new and useful interest to their lives by assuming the honorary and honorable office or orphan parents. New lork Tribune. A Stilt Itaee In France. A French scientific journal gives par ticulars of a Btilt race (courso d'echas slers) at Bordeaux, in which Alma Mar tin, a verms man under 20, beat the rec ord by covering 440 kilometers (about 273 miles) in 70 hours and 83 minutes. His stilts were about 0 feet long and weighed over 10 pounds. Ills bare feet were not injured by the friction, and he suffered no inconvenience. Another raoe of Dortanlerea that is, women who car ry burdens on their heads was won by JIargaret Pujol, 80 years of age. Her burden consisted of a basket laden with 43 pounds, and the course was 0 kilome ters (about Si miles), which she covered In 1 hour and S minutes. Exchange. Towel Sounds Tliotoxraphed. Professor Herrmann has succeeded In photographing the vowel sounds by epeat frig them into a phonograph, which re produced them slowly. The vibrations were recorded tjy a microteiepnone, which had a small mirror In ths vibrat ing drum. A ray of light reflected from the mirror recorded its vibrations that is to say, ths vibrations of the vowel sounds on a traveling band of sensitized paper. Chicago Herald. Theatrical Item. Tom I can't understand why you ap plaud sach miserable acting? Dick I do it to keep myself awake.- Texas Sittings. Cherokee Strip Indian Names. In civilizing the Indian into a plug hat aud English terminology we all too quickly forget to perpetuate him In the geographical nomenclature or tbe land he once so graphically christened. Of the seven new counties in the Cherokee; Strip, hut ono bears an Indian name. The others have names which are wholly commonplace, which are not associated with any incident to give them mean? lug, and which partake not In tho slight, est degree of the local tone and color of a region which has a rude but pictur esque history and abounds in romantic traditions which ought to be preserved lu the names or Its towns and counties. Kansas City Star. Ue Was Floored, A little SVyearold boy said to his fa ther, "Pa, can God do everything?" "Yes, my son." "Could he make me a 8-year-old colt In two minutes?' "He would not wish to do that, my sou." "But if he did wish to do it, could he?" "Yes, In two minutes." "Well. then. tbe colt wouldn't be 8 yeara old, would net" a ue lainer was kind of floored and carried the youngster to bod and made hun say his prayers, New York Re- comer. .TamM Wl.ltfvunli Tlllai, la raa .1. few writers of verse who find poet 17 profitable. It is said that be bas aaati 1 A , 1 - J.,, uiu.ate a txttujusuaviv aburo u-l uutian and has purobased as a permanent dwell- ms puion-1 tie 0114 inaiana ihmjimk-wuj in bis family. A traveler in the Malay peninsula ears that tbe natives have lu tw there the smallest coin in the world. It is a wafer made from tbe resiaotu juloe of a tree. and its value is tatinateiltube 1-lO.OOOih nf awriAuMK l,u Ilia AvhllJla In I I'M tll)U Will. dow of a New York dental eeUbltah nteut Is a fancy bonier aruoud tbe tttaei- oliji-cU di i.layvd ui i puuleqf nearly 1 tl.lkio Wth tvliu.li haw been pulled from patruua' jnv.. Tun uouitf of &iteuu tlaiiu the right uf appearing in the preneoos of tha Icing with their bat on to show that tbey an not so much subject to hint as other 8tuuarla arsw EllAH'S, It is a popular expression when people nsk for a store, to refer them to Enzian's, because we sell nil our goods at the most reasonable prices. Our assort ment of goods consists of tho neweft things in Dress and 3ry Goods. NOTIONS, of all IMi, BOOTS & SHOES HATS & CAPS. , Etc., Etc. Come and see us Let u quote prices and we will be sura to please you. Geo. H, Enzian, North First Street. I.ehighton. WEISSPORT, PA. The -Newest Things -IN- AT LOW PRICES! Como and see us BIERY, The Druggist New Bee Hive A LLE NTO WN.P A . Ifpocial UupjlWli CO ATS I Wo nre making special rf forts this month to show the largest variety of Coats that w ere pver before shown in this city and in price and style we are always correct. CURTAINS AND CARPETS. During this (hni.se cleaning) season, you may find out that you cou.'d uso a pair of Curtains cr a Carpet. If you do o, remember that we will show you the g ods and give you estimates free of rhargu whether you purchabc or not. H. W. HUNSICKER'S NEW BEE HIVE. Corner Stb and lamlton B!q. FOR SALE OR EXCHANGE. flight hrrc in East Weissport, about 2 J Acres of .and with a Fine Stream of Water flow, ing through it. It can be divided into lSuilding Lots. Splendidly located for factor ies, mills, suitable for auy kind of busino you choose to carry ou. B. F. Peter, With Sriyderk Stoic. A S. Steckel, SJlRtipgton, Ph- For Sale or Rent ! The Weiaspoit Bakery oecupteil ki r W, Ijsurv,neiellnc Pell ln, Siore Iioihsi. link Qirfi svtlli Hsla KiKtin ami Mn-lrMi, all In coud order. PrK-r lo and r -y t-riM If nut Said UJ January Is'. .t"l 11 wtll H, raffed. Applf lur lull uartisuUts to JpsFI'Il FKISr, tW. pill and Park Ave . Mft. , leSSWi. WK-Ka-BHAKUI, 1'A