. L J J! i A SUPERNATURAL STOIW. -be Content of at Vmper Found on the Per enn of an Iiisano Stil. lue. Hero la n story o( the Nnppruatnral. It happened more than 100 years aft". thai ym tuny hope that it is not true. Yet In those days the inver.iuro or news was not yet known, and the paper which contains this story wna a sober and hon est Journal. One of the patients-in a madhouse n parish madhouse, I think tliat of Lanhccet on escaped. Tliat was no now thing. They all wanted to es cape. As tho woman, although very mad indeed, was qnite harmless, fliey wont about their search in a leisurely fashion. At last they fonnd her drowned in ft shallow dicch and carried her buck to the madhouse. On preparinf? tho unhappy woman for tho grave they fonnd in her corset then called her stays something that rustled. They cut tho thing open and discovered a small parcel rolled np tight in some waterproof Btnil whatever was then in vented. The parcel was a document written on parchment. It was written very small and misspelled, but this was how it ran: "Tho man came along after dark. lie stopped at our door and said he was a Btrangcr.and would my aunt tako him In for the night? Ho seemed n sailor and said ho was respectable and showed money. 'Elizabeth,' said aunt, 'he oan have yonr room, and you shall sleep with mo.' Thoro wcro two bedrooms in the cottage, tip n lndder, both garrets. Dur ing tho evening lio sent mo out for drink, and he hail a lot and was drunk, but ho got up tho ladder sofe and so to bod. In tho night I heard aunt get ont of bed. There was n moon shining In tho skylight window. "Sho took something and went into tho man's room. Then I was f rightencd and sat up in bed, and I henjjl a sound as of a blow and nothing Tnoro. Present ly aunt came back, and In tho moonlight sho saw mo sitting np in bed. 'Oct up,' sho said; 'go down stairs and get, if you can, a light.' So I did nnd brought the rushlight up tho ladder. Aunt had tho niblo in her hand. 'Swear,' she said, 'that you will never tell any ono what has been dono.' So 1 sworo, trembling, and wished I might go suddenly mad if I told. 'Then,' says she, Tvo killed tho lodger. His pockets wcro full of guineas, and I'm n made woman. But you must belli mo. "So sho made mo help to drag tho body down into tho room below nnd out In the garden, whero wo dug a holo under tie cabbages and laid it ns deep as wo could. Then wo covered all up and went back tn the lionse nnd waited till daybreak. As soon as it was light we washed up the tilnce. and noliody ever fonnd out. Ono a norm, cihckkm. ioc I A V(f tv9 fPom the Tomb. think fthat the' '" ,r"r "sor My young friend, let oi.i,iu,r,.o,.rn. for Klnlt life. ' v you a wora oi novice. i . " , . ..!.. i.. i tn r h HII.IM 1U1 I., IJU I Mhii) rioy i"or To WlW IH"ti 1 llrl. h hink " -Lifi l'leasant for Their Successors. "You understand, Metty," said the mistress, "that we are to move out of this house the first of next month?" " answered Hetty. "I've been sweeping all the dirt into the registers for tho last inree mm mum." Gulcago Tribune. Not to Do Considered. Pedestrian You should be in better business than begging. A great, strong fellow like you ought to look for work. Beggar whatl throw up a sure thing for an uncertainty? Judge. Fonnd It to. She Was their elopement b success? Ho Tho elopement was; but it was followed by a failure. She What was that? He Their marriage. Truth. How She Lost Faith. "Do you pray for your husband?" asked tho minister of Jlrs. Bill "I don't need to," replied she, "I've yot him." Boston Globe. It Makes Sach ft DlfTrl-enoe. "I heard a good Joko the. other day." "Tell mo the joko." "Oh, no; it was at my expense." Chicago Record. Crnshed. lie Kow. when wo are married I tan amuse you. She You do that now. Truth. I1IXIIIK1ILV S1IAKV. ti.. . i. ...v.l ,t ii nnm nnn'ei i-ry for the gri'Ving hind. It muy 1k compared lo tlume drogs wlUch n Uovc lundarhi' by nflivtlim lo heart, fltill the moil-i-r who would, make of I. .l "i wnfiiim hon illitl"wian elll uot excltuh. the theater. Dnt'nntside of) some special repiwntjuons iif Shake speare she will select o'iTv simple playf t such as "Rip Van Wink,- " "Sweet Lf r. ender." wholesome comedy wherpthe deep passions of life nn not exhlb ted, where the siufnl folhi s of youth at not presented for sympiithy nnd for w jimls ernilon. There is one other rlass of ply g which he may some time allow turVlie same reason that she oheerfully.jfrovldes ro mance In 1 moke, and that 1 f he real, old fashioned nielodrMnit hi-wMoh the hero is triumphant, the villatii is. brought to justice and nil comes, out , right in the end. Such a treat is, like,' the "frolics" at surprise parties p. ml straKv rides, which were en joyable liecnuso oftheir rarity. New York Time. 1 An Alligator's Ncst. Alligators' nests resemble haycocks more than anything else to which they can be compared. They average about 1 feet In heiiibt and abont fi feet in di ameter ami are constructed of grasses and herbage. First the mother 'gator deposits one layer of eggs on a mortar- liko iloor, riiJ having covered this with a stratum of mud and herbage about 8 inolies thick lays auother set of eggs upon that, and so on to tho top, there being commonly from 100 to S00 eggs in a nest. With their tails the parent then beat down tho tall grass and woods to prevent the approach of unseen enemies. The female watches her eggs until they are batched uy the heat of tho sun ana then takes her brood under her own enro. defending them and providing for their subsistence. Dr. Lutzeinburg of New Orleans once paokedoneof theeo nests for shipment to St. rotersburg, but tho young h.-tched out before they wero started on the long vogngo and wero kept about tho doo tor'n premises, running all over the house, up and down stairs, whining llko young puppies. Harrison'8 Monthly. dull bovs. Your Teacher Cortnlnlv. but If they, von't leirn their lessons ' le kind to them, pet them, make V -m your warmest friends." 'Hilt " "No bnts about it. Win their love 1 you tin. Home day, in aftercyears. when ym are old and helpless as I am, you may need the assistance of wealthy men." 'Of course, but " 'Well, the dnll boys are the one that get rloh," Good News. An Ine-rate. Jack Pord Did you see that girl cut me then? Frank Wilcox I noticed she didn't bow. Jack Ford Ami yet I saved her life Frank Wilcox How? Jaek Ford Wo were engaged, and f nally she said She'd rather die than larry mo, so I let her off. Club. A rilUITI.HSS CBT. V irmv mnnv rpmerilp there are which merely relieve ulltimii nn tmi liiir tll4pje. The contrael w till sterling irrdlcli es w.itcli such tialltntWes worn, noi piny eiumiict"! nic mik"") 1,1 tin rnrm hiil tnnlmtn etniitiAlM 111 tnUV Of night, when I was n woman grown, the I employing-half-way liieasnrn wlien ilioroiwli w.l n ...o to mv be-Milo nnd said. S?5? arAv"b "i",' Yic',"'.' 'Tell tho story.' and I said, 'I cannot, be- Stomach Hitters In case or clillU ami fever wiJ cause I sworo Ho midt 'Ityon tell, yon i ...Ai.idi ot thu tnB. nv the imrrtBirnm toffi mad. If vou do not ltittcrii malarial onninl.ilnt In everv HtAirea and tell, I will haunt you till yon rtogo mad.' "j1; "So. as lam bound to ra inau either Tliry arerarelv.lt ever. dlMoilicetthy Hie onll- r i,. written tlin atnrv down and nnry rwwunei of ntedlelna altliwmii ttteli way, ljinve written ino sinry uown ana vniiiioms may unnueMlunaMy be mitigated j no name ihiihhh'mhi Colored Party What yo' flshin' fo'. boss? Fisherman (carelessly) Oh, Just for recreation. ' Colored Party Well, yo' won't kotch none. Dere s nufutr In dat creek 'cept n mud eela an' suckers.-Puck. sewn it up. When I am dead, somebody I through nuch mejns. will find it nna vnii nig tip mopoor man and bury him in n churchynrd. The house is situated" Thus tho narrative. And they dug op the garden in tho phco indicated and found tho dead body in what had been sailor s clothes. Walter Licsant in L,on don Queen. ' Indigestion, till1oninei, klduey emnpljlnt, rlien IliailSIII. IirniHmieiis, ituu nrmuny iij im- Hitters they are cured hen remedies fall Tho farmer in Japan who bus ten acres of land is looked upon as a mo nopolist. I)lIIINKr.NNtS, i.rllie I.HJlilir. IIAI1IT, uureil at lioine in leu iiiiji, ny aiiuiiniR- lerltiff llr. llalnen' lionieti niierino. Ucan be irlven In a class oi beer, acuii of eof. fee or loa, or in food, without the knowledge of Three rrUoncrft Hilled he Ouardft. TTnisom Citv. Cal.. June 2S. Twelve Krlsonere In the nenltcntlarv here, headed the patient. It is absolutely harmless, and will R.nial, l.rnllieenf tho notorious ertert a wnnanent and speedy cure, whether y Oeorge Son tag, brother ot trie nowrious iint (j n p.rrtfinkp1,. or a.aicoholle uanuit, revoimi ynnmuij m""'i. wreck. It has been Kcn lnthoiwttnilsole.lses, Riiarda Ured, kill'ng three prisoners, all and In eery instance a perfet t cure has follow- life temtirs nnd mortally wounded Son- ed. It never fads. The s stem ouee linpreg life terulKS, aim lnormuy nuuuuni WWMr nlert with tlie iwelfle. It fieeoine an Idler III. possibility for Hie liquor appetite ti exist. Cures guaranteed, tspaue book oi iaincuuirs iree. AJurensiuo iuloik orfjriu hi.. 101 ihhx Htrcet, Cincinnati, Ohio. Uit. i. ly. Iltanilng tho IlentUts. "Talk alKjut tho exports of gold upset ting our financial system," said tho eco nomic reformer as he bitli crescent out of a doughnut in n Park row lunch ba zaar. "It Isn't tho exportlngthat Is driv ing our gold out of the treasury. No, sir. Tho trouble is with the pluggers tho high toned tooth pluggers. They oro ramming n cool $1,000,000 worth of gold away Into the back teeth of tho Ameri can people every year. That means just so much of the yellowmetal lost to trade and commerco evory 13 months lost completely and irretrievably. This must be stopped. Let congress pass n law pro hibiting tho ubo of gold In filling teeth. and the monetary pressure will begin to ease up in no time. When our gold is drawn away from us by business trans actions with foreign nations, we can get It back In dne time through the natural processes of trade, but when It Is plugged away In tho ouvcrnons molars of pur purse proud nudes and millionaires it is locked up so tight that a writ of foreign attachment couldn't reach it. This busi ness must stop, or the government will dump beforo the next shad season opens. New Yorlt uernkl. A HEW SAVINGS PLAH. S3.00 Cenld Have gavod 4 7B.OO. It Is ray family Doctor now' many hun. ,l,,i. nf nennle aav that.of Dr. DavKI Ken nedv's Favorite itemed?, and thousands morn nnnld sav the same thins and save hundreds of dollars if when they feel out of sort!, run down, paiu in mo uuca, no headache, bilious, loss of appetite, sleep less nltflits, iljspepsla, or suffer from eryp- lions of tnesKin or auy ui iuo iuuuui nu menu brousht about by the Impure con iiiinn of ihe blood, would uso Dr. Ken niw'i Vavorlte ltemedr. Sir. James Cook, nf Cauklll. N. Y., writes us, I suffered for Ono half tho population of Minne sota and tho Dakotasis foreign born. Ivory nilflard nails Stained Willi nlooTi: Tho globo of Ivory which is knocked about a table Inagame of billiards costs, if of good quality, nt least (10. This rep resents Ita cost in money. There is, however, n far more important and for miduble element in tho price which has been raid for it. Tho billiard ball of pnre Ivory represents aa it lies white and gltstonlng upon theclothan expend flnro of human llfehlood ns well aa of poney, Elephants' rusks oro brought down to tho African coasts by oaravans general ly in charge of Arabs, which have boon of Electric Hitlers cured him DtwarbShepliere, Hanishuri;, 111 , had a ninuinz sore on his les of eight itars' eara with Dyspepsia and I.lverComplaluf, standing. Used throo bottlos of Electric and after spending W75 with doctors I Hitters and sevsn boxes of Bncklen' Sliecimrn Cases. S.T. CI fJotr, New- Casvel Wis., was troubled with Ketiralcla and Ubeutnatisni his biomach was dlseonleieil, his I.ivcr was auerieu ui an aianum ueieo, p- i -v " " , oeiite fell away, and he was tcirlbly re- trading In tho interior. Very of ten they duced in nesu and sirengn. mice uotties i oavo picuea up Biaves as wen as ivory. found miseif no better, I then determined m irv Dr. David Keunedv's Favorite lie ,..,iv n,l after tisiiie three bottles which cost me jnst ! 1 as cured, We always keek It In the houso uovr, for It sur famllv Dtwtor. . . Zou tired out womenl Half slok men, don't coullnuo so, but try Dr. Kenhedj's iTayorlte Keraedy, It will build you up, re store the shattered cousuiuuuu w uenu n,ni iietih ami make the mind and bodv stnniff and vigorous. It Is ! ocr botllo Arnica tialve, and his les Is sound and we John Speaker, oatanba. u.. had nr large Fever sores on his leg, doctors said he was Incurable. Ono bottle Electric Hitters and one box Buckien s Arnica salveeured him entire. Sold by Iteber's Ihlghton, ami lllen's Welssport. One-third of tho people who go mad are said to recover their sensos. England Is sulferlng seViVely from guar meed to benefit or cure or money re- tho elfecta of a contracted currency. funded. bdK- oortnxT telt- Old Mr. Puffandblow nas yonr doll gone to Bleep? Fanny I don't know, grandpa. She doesn't snore llko you do wheh she goes to sleep. Texas Sittings. At the Menag-erle. Manager You wish to beeome a Hot tamer. What qualifications h&ve you for suoh a position? Applicant I am a successful book agent Manage!- Constderyourself engaged S. Y. Herald. NEW DISCOVERY. Mayers Maguetle Catarih Dure Is used by vapor Inhalation aud Is the only medicine of the niarlau By Inhalation the medicine Is uot poured luto the stomach and thenee sent wand ering through tho sistcm. llut by Inhalation the medicine Is applied directly 10 the deceased organ and the only way to reec the alleclid parts In the nose, livery bottle. Is guaranteed bv the druggist. I'rlee t ier boille. (luaran eedtocure. For sale byO. T. Horn (TM USKIIDIffKltKNT 1T.OM ANY OTHKIt MKllltlNK. (luradver"'"1 agents and all druggists are- Ipslruelrd to return the money io any ono who falls to be eurod by Mayers' Magnetlo llatarrh Cure, itlco one dollar for s months' treaimcut This Is sa) lug a great deal, hut It has neter fall ed. Fur sale by druggists or auureas. Maiers' Orngt'-n., tl.ikland, Mil. PROF. ALEXANDER BOUDROU IHHaiVKltUR OK BidJran'o Miracaliis Ramsdifis. Liberal Blinde.1 rhrwIrUtis' Kudiirau Them A, IW-lliaiMO HIP. lilMsiel) of the As( ruri!lecue wlienltsed In ai-coriUnce to luelr.M--tums, In dlseasea heia. loiuru so i-iioa inourl i-tiiui-iia, When extreme nervous tension has gives )ou cxcruc.atlng headache, take a dose or two of right's Indian yeKetabie fills aim yjii win bvuu uu nvu, Tho Gorman Eniperur recently is suednu order against olQcers of hh army using siuglo eyeglasee. USE DANA'S - SA1!SA1'AUII.I,A, ns "THE KIND THAT CUKES. Nothing so distressing as a hacking' Cough. Nothing so foolish as lo sutfef fiom It. Nothing so dangerous if allowed to continue. One JlnuieComli Cure givee liniuedlate relief. T. D. Thomas. In tho little village of fJluyton, Ind., there ure eight men whobo united weight is 20U0 pounds, But this phase of the matter may bo left out or tno account. It is estimated that every large caravan bringing Ivory to tho coast has cost more than 100 human lives through fights and murders in the course of tho expedition. Thirty moro men are likely to have guo cumbed to fevers or other diseases and the fatigues of the march. Tho hunting of the elephants and the capture of the Ivory aro very likely to have caused the death of 10 men alto gether. Such casualties are the rule In elephant limiting rather than the ex ception. An average tusk does not furnish more than enough material for two good bil liard balls. Of course the remainder of the Ivory in each tusk la made use of In other ways, A perfectly cut billiard ball requires special quality or so called nerve, wmch Is found only in ono part of tho tusk, Tho chances ore that a billiard ball of the first quality has cost nt least one hu man life, and there is not one such ball which nuiy not truly bo said to be stained with human blood. They can hardly bo considered, therefore, a cheer? ful accompaniment to a sensitive per son's diversions. Youth's Companion. fiSoaer la J.L Benevolent Gentleman My little boy, have you no better way to 6pend this beautiful Sunday afternoon than by standing in front of the gate idling away your time? Hoy 1 ain't idling away my time. There's a chump inside with my sister who is paying me a quarter an hour to watch for pop. Life. Matrimonial Item. One minute, mamma," said Miss Esraerelda Longcofllnj "I'll be down, as I have finished taking this photo graph." 'Photograph of what? ' 'Of George's letter to me. In thes days of perishable writing fluids it's just as well to be careful about It." Texas Sittings. Sad Symptom. Mrs. Rogers (just returned from a walk) I am afraid I am aging very fast. Mr. R. Nonsense, my dear. What oavses you to imagine so? Mrs. it. ivny, tne policemen never hold my arm now when escorting me across a crowded thoroughfare. U. Y. Herald. An InBBttado Mrs. Ilcnpeclc Seems to mo you buy great many trousers, Alfred. I no tice you hare on another new pair today. Mr. Denpeck Well, my dear, when a man and his wife and his mother-in-law all Insist on wearing1 the same garment it can't last very long-. Vogue. A UroomUeti Humor. Lincoln I hear that Miss Melpom ene Ollbertus has become an actress. Hamilton O, no; that's a mistake. Lincoln Why, I was told posltlrely that she had gone on the stage. Hamilton ). yes; that part of it is true enough, but the story of her being-, an actress is absurd. Brooklyn Eagle. lie Felt Smfe. She Charlie, if you were to die, and I should marry again, you aren't afraid I wouldn't marry somebody just llko you, are you? He Yes. Bhe Why, darling? lit? I'm afraid he wouldn't propose. -Life. Noue Left. She I am so passionately fond of rare china. He Your family Is such an old one that X should think you would hare Borne beautiful pieces banded down. bhe Unfortunately one ox my ances tors was a servant girL Vogue. A Case f Dointatto 1I1U. Mrs, Van Eyck Clare is so happily married. Mrs. Do Vlnne She loves him very much, I suppose? Mrs. Van Uyck Iso, not at all; but he Is worth millions. Truth. A Hoarding: Home lied. New Hoarder I dldnt sleep well last night Mrs. SI Imdiet Strange bed, 1 pre sume. New Hoarder Yes, strangest bed I erer slept in. N. Y. Weekly Visible Uvldence. Jones I saw a fellow yesterday with j cool thousand. Hrown How did you know It wa( oool? j Jones It must have been. 'Twas in j a draf t Demo rest's Magatlne. nielTiff of Vacation. Littlo Girl (gloomily) We'll havo to ioarn an awful lot beforo vacation com menoeo. Little Boy (hopefully) But think what a nice long; tlmo we'll have to forget it. Good News. t Iteatlj Helpmeet. "We've got to economize," said M. Gargoyle to his wife. "Very well, dear," replied the gool woman, cheerfully. "You shave your self and I'll cut your holr." Brooklyn Life. Equal to the EmerRency. Housswlfe Isn't this milk adulter a tod, mister? Just see what a bluish appearance It has. Milkman Not at all, radam; that's its natural appearance. 1 pasture my oows on blue grass. ruck In Vanity Fair. "So B'Aroy married the debutante for her dot, of course. And the week afterward her father failed." "Yaas; his hopes were nipped In the bud." Truth. m Short-Lived ITtefnlneM. , "Was your new setter of any use tt you when you went hunting?" "Oh, yes; he made It possible for mo to say I killed something without lying." Puck. V The La it Word. He (during a till) I'd just like ti know what you married me for, anyway? She (viciously) I married you to reyj form you. N. Y. Weekly. She Wu Tired of It. "I don't care," pouted little Frances who Is Bome thing of an Invalid; 'l think my doctor describes me too much medicine." Judge. Excellent Oroaud. Fair Client On what grounds doyox. advise me to apply for a divorce? Her Lawyei" Chicago, by all means, madam. Truth. G ABEL'S Opposite the Park, LEHIGHTON, PA. We open up business for the saason Willi an assortment of goods alwajs In de mand during the warm mouths of the year. Of course wo continue to keep In stock anil sell all kinds of UuiMilNQ Haiidwaiib at the lowest prices. You will find It to jour advantago to have us quote price! to yon on this line of goods. We have l'retty. Neat, Slyllsh and Sub stalnllal lUriY Coaches from 10.00 and upward. Come and see them. Have you a lawn f If you have don't fail lo cal) and see what we bavo In the LAWN MouKit line. We have Five Dlf fetent Makes. The Trice, well, that Is as low as the lowest for a good, flrst-clsss ar tide. Come and see ns when you make up your mind to buy. ire have well-made Exrnnss WAooxs that will slaud the knocking about that the boys give them. We have them at a cents, ami they are good, neat s. strong. The Peskr-speckv Klv days will soon be here, llefore they eomo cuard your house with cood. well-made Pouii and Window Soiikkns. We have a tic, good anil cheap assoitmentas these good. Hammock Days are coming on apaco Vou will want to know where to buy. Let us give vou a pointer. Wo have them foi s tie. Come and -see them. Look at the quality and then let ni tell you tho prices. Toii.kt Tai-ek. We have It and of course we have It lo sell. Come herend look at It. e sell It by the roll or by the case at very low prices. Schken Wtiin for fence purposes or for chicken coops. We have 60 rolls. These are only a fe articles of the very mauy that we have Come and see us when you want to buy. We show eoods with pleasure and whtn you make pur chases they are delivered promptly. If vou can afford to bu annoved bi sick hcddatlache and constipation, don't use De-Will l.liue l.ariv uisers lor iiiese little pills will cure lliimi. T. I). Thomu, Areceut Invention Is a triple per which rule the three line of a cash columuatone stioge. About tho only time some rieonle speak well of oilie people, is alter tuey are uoh(1 una uuriea. 1,1,1m 11 nlltLi-iU lid). luu. broiii-httls, vstai rh- Blijli' - liiiibH jfur and oomptly deraufte the wliole y PeaCneM Ouimot beCim! Uyjaercury will eurtrly tlmtruy the mmite ut h'n oud bone dUeafte Si Mtn t, lie iirulilta, ItrlKli ii , liver tompUInt, tlytwitter! bt m us4isr3 are witivtHy cur. urn oi in "ft" preiUfiiiK' ni.Unxi u iHetr torn wheu euUfrltig II lurounU tho ii.ueou sur- "i"11" "w c lwm j,. Mpm tmvtt HlJ0il wUpUMl wr beuetnt e- ww, for the same h ni "W theSliU uu liwerlKloH fr reiUble .Uy.U'i.i-, deaoon. continue Hlled ure titaMtl- a4ttieiluiuuwtltey will do U toil foul to the Kd)ou poMlbly derive from tliem. HMV he I Orrh Cure, uuu.tUtiutM. Uy F. J 0 heiiey & vo, loieuu, u, ocmittiiM no inereury, aua w iftfAwlaiu I uiuwhu kvuitnuee of the tysUni. lu buvuuc citutiii' ''( Willi ine u niieitu in eawuK ut Die i itjursuiiuirni uure ue wire )augt4 me gettiuue, u ti.-inr'iiiiPwcKuni,Hirwi. ltiUke tuteranlly uid U uuule lu Toletlu TKHTlMOMAliM, nlliirltiu iitiut vui uiff IG.nno itMrtKU. ill, I tlu-ie iit'dl"le!i hihI are UWoff WlUiei n iti'-u worlll. I will nut JNjtlUt WMUee ttur- .Ti flveau al asiei will I nave two eminent u An Anecdote of Juttlee Fuller. The chairman of tho lecture committee In Oldtown, Me., told mo that he ouoe belonged to a debating: club of which the chief Justice, when a boy, was a member. One evening "Capitol Punish- menf waa tho subject debated. The deaoon of tho church and two clergymen wero for lumping. Young Fnller was opposed. paid the dfa eon, quoting from the Mo salo law, "Whoeo sheddeth man's blood, by nun his blood shall be shed." Think ing this to le a bombshell to his oppo nents, he dwelt upon it till his time had expired, when the boy sprang to his feet and saW; Supposing we take the law which the gentleman has quoted and see what the logical deduction would oometo. For example, one man Villa another; another man kills him, and so on until we oome to the last man on earth. Who's going to kill him? lie dare not commit sul. law forbids It. Now, oontinued the loy, "what are yon going to do with the last man? Laughter. The boy's logic called out rounds ot applause and vanquished the deacon, New ork Advertiser, An f nrartabl. Oeunrrencet Tbe Irrepressible dude, very early la life. Falls In lore with each maiden he sees! In fact be no sooner sets down on his Hp, Than he's apt to get down on his knees. nrooklyn Lit A Uood Object Lesson. Irof. Lumpln'a olothes are always tn such a tattered condition that recent ly, when he saw himself In a looking glass, ho took out his purse in order to give himself some alms. ochalk. Eternal Vlffllance. Bohemian How was It you dldn'l seo the editor? Poet It must have been that he saw mo first. Judge. military Treclslon. Adallno And did not your Impas sioned words Ore him? Alfreds No. I bad to call papa. Town Toptcj. Weak and Poor la flesh, as4 a cough all the time, and lomeUmei leooldpot lie down for i was eo dutrc thtrt breath. I consulted bctcq physi cians, and the conclusion wu that Z certainly had Consumption and my ou was hope less. On physician ad Tlied roe to go cither south or to Colorado, as X could not live In the north. My husband was la the drug bustnecs and told out to fo away, but a me to take Hood'a S-usaparllli Kemerer AND SVVAJRTZ, Just now, ns nit inrtovatiou, wo-rtre oJTcring our customers a beautiful book Shetni's Tho- tograplis of the World, with every Forty Dollar Purchase. We would like very much to oxplain this to vou Will you please call. Bed ltoom Suites, Parlor SuiteB, Dining Room Furniture, Book Pases, Hall Racks, " Handsome Carncts. Are among the poods we sell at, very low prices. Kemerer AND For the Prettiest Jewelry and the Host Watches, Clocks and Silverware tho peoplo of Carbon county must come to our store. We not only have the goods but no soil them at pi Ices that arc low and perhaps a little lower than the same goods can be bought for elsewhere. Wo are not selling shoddy stuff for the best because we don't believe in misrepresentation. Our motto Is ''cood honest goods at the very lowest prices." Hcfore vou buy elsewhere we wpuld be pleased to have ou call aud see us. - Confectionery, - Fine Cigars, Stationery, Dolls, etc. Wo carry In our utuaj full and com plete lino all the above goods at the very lowest prices. Make it a point to call and see ns when you need any- thing In our lino and we are confident , that It willpay you cash returns for yonr trouble. C. H. Nusbaum, Bridge Street;' - - Welssport, Ta, SWARTZ, GO TO SWEE GREAT SirU, CITIES 1. a, AND SAVE One Hundred and Seventy-Three teand Tv Haired and Rffy Dollar, $(73,5p.G0 In valuable Presents to ho Givn At vyln Return for SPEAR HEAD TAGS. 1 , 1 65TJTEM WINDING EU1IU HOI T V,ATCnE3 Wi,30 00 6.775 FINE IMPOUTEI) KIIPVC" i f i r;saori MOflflCOO PODY, ' I1LACK KNAMEI- TBIMMIvi S l.t ll.NThKD AClfllOMATIO... aM7J( 23.100 IMPORTED GEHMAN UlllKliDU.) l.ANDtK, FOUR BLADED , M ' ltX'KKT KN1LH. S3,tM W 116.600 ROLLED GOLD WATOI CIIAIIM llorAUT TELESCOPE TOOTn . u,uuu j.jj.jjj P7.750CO 1 1 6.600 LAROC riCTunrs (lUJS Incbt-e) IN ELEVEN COLOItS, f or f ramlnft 1 no advertising on them ? 201,030 PRIZCO, AMOUNTING TO $173,260 OO The above articles will be distributed. Tit eoontlm. among parties who chew BTZAJl BEAU Plug Tobacco, and rotoru to us tbe X1S TAUh taken therefrom. We will distribute 220 ot those prtiMtn tbta connly as follows! TnTnKPAnTYseBdlngutheRrt!lm'!ntwrofSrEAnHEAD . .. - TAGS from Ihls county wt will give. 1 GOLD WATCH. T the FIVE rAIlTlER sendlnu us the next groatest number of BPEAH HEAD TAOS, wu will give to each, 1 OPERA t To the TWENTY PARTIES sendlnc us the neit greatest number ,..5 OPERA GLASS EH. of BPKAU HEAD TAOa, we will give te each I rOCKET jutirui iwwv -i.w- ..100 TOOTH no3 To the ONE HUNDRED PARTIFB sendlw; us the neit greatest number of BPUR HEAD TAGS, wo will rlvo to each 1 llOLLED GOLD WATCH CT1AKM TOOTU riCK Tn fhn onr TTtTNDrtKn PARTIES sending us the next greatest number of SPEAR HEAD TAOH, we wlU give to each 1 LAJUJli f 1CTUUE IN ELEVEN COLORS 100 nCTU-ES, Total Itomber of Pxiae. lor tbla Connly, 22. CAUTION. IR34 Eaehpacka Count t, Bute, ana PrPKE AD. SPEAR III3AD pnssesaes more qualities of Intrinsic value than any other BlUE tobacco produced. It Is tho sweetest, the toughest, the rklieet. HFEAK MEAD Is abaolutelv. positively and dlMlnctlvelr different In flavor from miit oilier A trat will convince the most skeptical of this fact. It Is the largest acller DO YO-JJ WEAR PANTS ? If you do, you want a Rood fit, Latest Style and First. Clai3 H'orkmanship. Leave your order with Frey DO YOU WEAR A COAT? You want a perfect lit. You want good Goods. You want a well made and stylish look ing garment. Leave your order with Frey NY'S "Corner Store" Oraip, Lemons. Bananas, Nits, Apples, Celery, Grants, Grapes, Table Raisins. Confec- . tions. Fancy Baskets, Qneens- ware, an. a Ml line of Ice - Groceries. Lowest prices, good treatment, prompt delivery Call and See Us. Corner Store, LEHIGHTON ' PA. For the present we will carry a full line of samples of season able goods from which you can .elect. Our prices will be the very lowest and in all cases we will guarantee satisfaction. Wo I solicit your patronage H. L. FREY AMERICAN HOUSE Up. tho Hound House. - - North Flrrt Street friend adrhed , I did m aod Hood'sCures Used to It. MDltl Mr. Slowpay seem annoyed at your calling? with his bill?" asked Mr O-skett of his now collector. 'No, elr," replied tho young man; "on tho contrary, he asked me to call again. " Boston: Globe. ' Ills Fate. Mr. Dude I was thinking how much, I resemble your carpet always at your feot, you know. Miss Sly Yes, you aro very much like my carpet. I am going to shake It soon. Judgo. AtFolled Diplomat. Husband Vou look splendid In that hnt Wife You always discover I look splendid when the time comes for mo to have a new hat- Texas Mftincs. Wbero lie lied. Goue To. "Ilj- the way, where is Jones now?" asked Drltfge. "I haven't heard of hlin for a long time " "lie has gone to the spirit laud," re .piled Qulmby. "What, Is he dead?" i didn't say he was dead. lie hat moved ta Kontuoky." 7fXIl Slltlnifs. hsv. tmprered rnpldlf ilaee 1 Leean Kith It. am do taj own work. I feel Use a new person.1 health ever and sm now able to Hood's plllacureeoasaudUoo. I'uo. KrM) I'alrlrk Mtfrse. 1iiilaiku-hia. AitrllB.lS.1. frofssnr lUaalrou Dear Bir-Allev nte l smm joii nu iMU-io .iw ,, tor iih) nuu.1 luai lui.r initlk-lite done lite, aud uu can l mII.Ii this litlr 1( ou ettuoae, for the benefit uf liokiirlt)rers. lu alilult 1 will state 1 liad my tl:i! d ,'ntslw-eouoliuK Uw t-ars, aud lU-kKva fur It, and was lu the boelilu vl ataait six weeSk, aua in uuu itecM) im? awuiieu, auu luiumnia- luteraally slid li made lu Toledo,! Utile, uy V J caeuey - Co. TeetluiiMUaui free. lfeold by draiottat.. IM-lee He uer bottle, mere U a truuseetit power In ex ample. We reform others unoouMsl ou.ly wneii we want uprigutiy. ttmi iIiiiil' tilafle. Willie of the doeuirs ttuumlitl iitini ua ui uei in, nauu muiiuuumi u, aVM luv nf' nut 1 wa. oid Uv qm oitsy Ideu.Ulo I r.,1 j ,uuiai a uuiee, awl aet mwuinii would uaM-1 till iii tor it, sua uuu ne knew it wtaua save I lit mere and sot tlie medieiH., aad lu two i X llanseroue Tlarlier Shop. The hunjeat ttrtwt sign that ever hutur over a New York door Is that ef a barber on Hudson street near where the city's thoroughfare get tangled up in suoh ooniusxm at Abingdon square. The owner of the shop le a darky aud U Very (owl of big words. Bo when lie had, his sign paiuted he had it road to read, "Toruorial Parlor," instead of just plain "Harbor Shop.'' This sign hung for nearly a year. Then some wag probably told him that there waa a more elegant wording which might draw ouetom to his shop. Within Ueurge SmI ul U tke to sewltiK so soothe her iiarveu wfhen excited Uy witting. Cue word describee It "perfection We Tvitti Lo I lMWii i U'tial, lfk.l Jlv. : tW5!iHJJ? cures obsUn-M ura. burns, s-lu dltasues " "U n-aera. iiiru i went w "" .n.l I. . ..II I,,,, ... f. ' ii li .J . .. ..,1...1, 1- . ttMui-r iuseii wm, ana earnestly reeoeitueuu x -,,-,"t 1 1,1 pwi -t , ,m,vM .n riuiiidy ioall ariilcuHl like yj Tbetf U Thomas. white and blue, bang out proeUiralng ithitiu lu the world IlkH it lit dMlm UUhmI I I .. . . . .T . L . . . . 1 am an ok! wau aud have been a eon Usui sinister wiib oatarrti far the hui teat.. I aui entirely cured by the use of Ely's Cream Halm. U is strange that so siwttle a reumly will cure such o sliiuuur u disease. llimo Ulilluga. U.h.l'euslui Aa y, WasUlllgtOB,!).!'. 1 sulfated for inoie that ten years wit., that dreadful disease ratarrii. and uwal i-v.-rv available iuislk-lne that was reoew. uicuileil to me 1 raunot tbault )ou . iiuu;'li for i In relief wlnuh klya i reaai j .il in lies alltirdetl let- Kuisnue) Meyers, liiiill -M, L.t ,N V. THOMAS' Drug :: Store FIltST bTHEbT. LEHHIHTON. PA, SriiINO AND bUMiEU Dress Goods rrT the verv Neatest Styles and at lite Lowest Trices at E. JET. Snyder's, Fine Dross Goods, That can't be matched Id this town or county for) Style Quality or Price Soe Our Goods Before You Buy. hull tmri atviA nn cArth. which Drove that it has caul, tit the roouiar tat to ana xtieate las people. ITT Hi ana priicipnui iu mo .-ome.t iui iiriMMi. w. tuit. . wn i vuwywjj 10 cent piece ot BridAH IIE.VD rnn buy. Hnd in tba Uca. do matter bow iDLvall tha i pie. jn1 quantlty TIIK I1. J. SOItQ COltPANY, Middlktowit, Oma A list of the people obtaining these prices In thli county wilt be published In tnii paper Immediately after Febrnary 1st, 1831. 41 DON'T SEND ANY TAGS BEFORE JAN U AST L IS34. Ranges. loves nd Heaters, iitid.iil kinds ol T1NWAR nt Lowest Prices at Opposite the Round House, Zehighton, F. W. 1031-1033 Weil Co., Linden St., Allentowu. HEADQUARTERS FOR Wood Mantels. Fire-Place Furniture, GRILLE WORK, TILING - - - TILING Spring is Coming Use Thomas' Extract Sarsaprilla, To Purify The Blood 150 Doses for $1.00. Quality Guaranteed If you want to be In tlmo anillntxc-et Good things go qulckh.aud mocrastlnal Ine purchasers have only themselves to blame. If they are compelled to be con tent with second class choices. Come quickly to our large Carpet and Curtain Jisplay at 801 HAMILTON STREET, Allentowii. Pa- . ah uutiuuit tu tlia worUl likv it Ut tjeatroy bUnA it, ii nu riHlitctt hUsHlllUsf. -.uiilhlb-t-t iJn. nisirnr inanition In tlie r.a.aiul ireiilatlitu tu tlte nVaMMMXuUv vouri.. I'ArHH'K IIUUKK. iaN.taHiH., 11.tl.lfipt7la, r. Vruiu Jucvpli Klrknef U Muih titKM. I'toUaAMi-iaa. In. I'll W allow nubia4d mv twattwoiiir to your (1st llisvtin. t)ii luualruck tiitr Uinwi durluu tw nty yar. tlMMt Uiiw ti was no bail UuU I hi bed mUr tour iwftinii-, Ii.mI tUv verv b-t ui uix imik) put vta im )iiihiK .i ww) ue iU' Mt7r, vuu r i tutu uii u.-r mr Irmi'U'tl lo Bi flu, Iml uiiitl uol stanti tb w 'iiiu (HU'O tlrup itntt 11 whllt HCfiupiiiii, u : ufe t"it-i'li t n u r Luul nut , i .ui luu l to run tin mum ttsiHi oi tli' Biral ili, 11 n t.iitiiii il ii ! I 'nt IttslltlriMI H IUI . aii'i I UJ-wlf uitt ( pit tn lilt rtliH', 17J7 i li llllr ttiAt 4'Tont.rll AlttUoirH might be luaud witliiu. It U uot kuown wbribr lb thoi U more Uberl.y itKaii4 mvr iCift nvr CLeziguMHHx m a hair- lUeMiug batcher shop or uot, Imt or totiUy the Ui7 la very imppy over tlw BWwonJ on 14 aigu, New York -Lilt I . tiltiu I .--l-iittut-iui, lU 11 IIK.tlll.IU (' 'i tm Htbltt 1 - i L -I AI.H!-IH . Ill. ll I II m Miffrtvi I IM fiilt tlfl 11 I (lit I till,, .lit! 1 , llirill' IU1 .(alii i til bi- nul aud U-iHt'.,, 1 il '11 v lloriMni (Jt-'il III tl. Wt. Nlllll' I mtMi.l It IiIIhIui At MUM 1 14 Ilk N I'lilt IsiKilllllll t lllfail tutu .ui f.iri-.iT lo ill) 1 nilii lit )tlt.isi tn bet..' Imi lutilii'i iiitoriiitUiuii, '.mVKi H K. IKK Kit I K hill 1 l , i V.H 1 l.i' li irrt I, 1 .III t.s-l hi 1, I I'lu- ciei -im i uiiuitior rocanti ninii usinv. a 1 it Kit) .'yviUs KurojM (u.oauuien nUtut i3Li,(i(Vi0t) Worth of gold ami . -liver yearly fur t.ittitt, jyvmlry ud omuiuruu. lit tt.H little r(llmof CUy'u lutl fliiri ur Wht Mo hua uu.Um! Rvil.t i SOCIO pouuda. t'hlnu ittih uituiT at mm tirldtftih Jouo teur-M tild. Oi.elifiit unit equals 77'J fu-hl hjuiu)m. l4 Uli U'l'll llllMMU tu tJXplotlt. ilui- iiig i'arlhiiiuki- t'liiiroUt h.. li.ul niirplltd t'hoiit hum f the hit eui ti t htur ed front deadly pouuuuui. phuit. A Grrua ltltr Vor ltoll. A filter fur riuo ing jgnew, vhich often pHH-vt't into boil era with the feed i I w liter, v-unaitiU nf a lut-Utlllo cb&sabw or l,y.vil tilu,rltauiv)iiiliur'i.b4'riotiofgTfttiug1 ' aad U'twivn tbrtt' irri.tingft art pliisoed I lay n. or wirv gwm aud nauuta of a spe cial texture, which forma the fllWiog nuv diam. The feed waUir from the donkey pomp enters the tihor box from ouo alilH, pawai upward throuKh the filter cloth aud thenpu oat to tau boiU r, the tcum iraaalim away thrutth auother outlet. By tht.. menu it in totiud that all grease aud groaa) matt it. us well as ottwr iui pun tit, ar.- an t ifd by the filter rjothf, U nch i-iiu f ituhtv tukvii out for t)eui nig or romMi.l Tu. nlttr is equally ap- .ble tu laud and loanue boilwra. YOUNG CHITS FORTUNE. At. INTERESTING SKETCH. n hut! appeal ao atrougly to a nn-iber' mi asf bcr daugbler fust budiling Into 1 im.mmI. Fullualutf la an Iimuu.h-o. "Our i 1 . 1 a 1 lUftUcbe. now U jvr ot iurc It.ul i rlhly HOllt'ted Wtth BATOitoliidMs-, Hlnl .vtlit wfttitv uaeof ber right ttrn. Hie .1 . U a itndHlun Umt t had Ut ki-.- t t .11 'Lt-Hii ud atukudou Iter muali u.i ! i f 'i. t, wt fvamd Ett. Vltiu dtUM-e, bu1 ,i . im.ii hut fur an invulUHbtv nouudy .1 lliim httd toat turrlbW ilK(lon uu'oytMl jayiiL'iaiia. Dutawretei ea li fMiu l1u:ui. The Krai oMaat August 'tuul but 70 puunait. una aiinout.li Henry Miller, LEHIGHTON. PLANING MILL. manufa0tu1i8h ok Window and Door Fhames, Doors, ShutVrs, window Mishg., Moufdlngs, llrnckuts llvt of Dm. LmBlmr HhingleB, T'nilings, Hemlock Lumber, &e.,&c Very Lowest Prices. ,Ty thiv., buitUwiiif Ner. lue rthe IMtuiid., her mrvousnpt.-. and Vlluadaitee aivtmtln ly gtuic, mIkkUi iiuinrly. aiKltuutlW.- - lilt 1 istv- -.by ha Kvfrtl fiHiiplulu Stoves, Tinware. Heaters and Ranges. In Great Variety ftt HAVE YOUR frfiiilt Bapp anil Parcels IlEI.lVEUfill AV John F. Hottenstein. 1 Careful attention paid to the Delivery ct Frek-ht. Bsaoas. and 1 -reals to all tuns of town at the lowest prices. A share of public pattonaRa Is respeellullj solldteu. UT-Leave cmlars at Sweeny's, Koeli's or l,IDenui- s. F. P. PIEIL, BUV YOUU Green Groceries AT Frank Leibengnth's NOltTH FIKST STKRBT, where also can be found a Fine Line of Fine Groceries, Fruits, Candles, Green Vege tables in season, Ac ..ittl every Lowest Prices. I'romiit atten tion nnd good goods. dtSjfTrjALL AND SEE US. DRUGS, lure MEDICINES, genuine nnd best SOAPS, 'arBe l'ne au cneaP- WINES.R00 for medicinal uso CIGARS, tMe 1,061 made. SPECTACLES, nn extensive and increasing trade. I guar antee satisfaction to every customer. PRESCRIPTIONS carefully compounded. AT TUB Central Drug Store, Dr. C. T. HORN. FOR THIS OBLBBHATUn W .! o 2 to 3 S Qj OB u O CO 3 F s 5. 3 T3 SEWING MACHINES Omoi-UorIaobrV Block, op ioUc tit tiUB valley lloiwe. siufciltj it) kiilcn-tk) it i.rk im fur our u-iujili' i .J Kri h.ta hniliutll I.- i'a Hit fit LwmIIuk HMUtatttiit In the I4tlh OIITOLE CAFE LION HALL IIUII.DINa, ctreW-.. ALLENTOWN. CIIAS. A. lVOWMAN.l'rwp, This IHuiuLir lleHiL-uir-L-it ham hmmm srsris--rllv I reMllMt mmI rttlurnUbud, aud tbe gnotmi -sotMi- r-, n - I snurl-t-alll 1M M 1 all-tiri-f -Ufl 11V U-lfflU-T--- S.lAfTTRr. ItDAVWI. altar. AM the ilt-lUl of Ul tw erJ tU KRUM ANU- KISTLE w Vurk Ttitog"ii .v in.itNs.p n ((Hill itu ui . ! . i l.J u.t fat.il In l)U-ut iuimM. h e, 'til 1 Li it tkKoit (o htm, but ft.- ut-tii 11. ll IK. 4 U.ttlu. U'gKfl t-i'iiti l li nt tin nT,.- wu. allium. iii.i.lt iit. Mi-. K l. Uullrt It Hii-Ii'i IS Y I"r Ui In. litf.iasri.ii-u Nrr iuo L- t-jld nil aru4ui"1ou a uojttl.o (fUruni--B. ir " ui 1 dlrrt by tlw I M0- MtMtlciU ( u.. 1- khtkri lu-L oa rvoti.pt ot prion, il per taUt-, t-ls I iiauiuot. for 0. rtM uriMiUL 1 tx ikU if ropuIar Store, Bank Street. Rooting ami Soutinf(a npeciaf ty Stov rpjiii'8 t'utmsbed on al-ort notice modrrat? rttu--. The bur li supplltMl with none (Hit lis LM Urtiliakl OI VfilH, i-diJ-On. Air Otgftn, c4e. I-mIIm liuln 1Umui In lb Kmc i iiiis-iii Mms t tUMstva. Gmm SMn.S.J(-e)tr- Aiail SS lr. CORN Hit HECOND Jt ALUM BTB. Want everybody in Lohiphton to buy at their st-iro becnuse tbey have not only an ex cellently assorted line of fine Dry Goods, Groceries, Provisions, Boots, Shoes, &.,c but because their price-are low er than these goods can be bought for elsewhere in (own We show goods with pleas ure, quota) prices and deliver all purchases. Uon t (urget, but call and tee us. KRUM and KISTLER .CS BUY OP THE MAKER. F. W. WEIL & CO., WiH save iBBiseli Money Troi-bEe if you bny and mm and all klotls of ' FRUITS, NUTS, AND CIGARS, From that Reliable Wbolesal r, 0e tf tMSfifm Wliolcsalo Commission Doalor, East Welssport. F& We desire to call the attention of Farmers to our Complete iS'toek of Farming Implements, we have the largest assortment found anywheie outside of the Implement depets outside of the large cities. We have over 50 difFt rent Plows to select from. Our Stock of Cultivators Spring Tooth Harrows, Hay Hakes, &c, is complete, wc have n full line of Repai.s forthe Syracuse, Wiard, Miller, Hamburg, Conyingham, Keytoe, Oliver. IPag ncr and South Uend Plows. We have a large lot f Binder Twine which will bo sold low. Come and examine our Stock and net our prices before bujlsz elsewbsro, wt art sure we oan tfoa.ee ion. We bse on hand all sizes of Terra Cotta Pipes, Cement Sand and lloofln; State. We make a Specialty of putting up Kleotrlc Uall Dells and iiurgiar Alarms, uur Blocs ot jiuiiaiug inruware, ramts ana uus is complete aua we earnestly soll-Jt jour pilronase. Lehigh Goal & Hardware Go., First m.9 lieliiffliton. 0 W KUMTZ & CO. Lots of Fine New Gooods. All Kinds of Fishing Tackle Very Cheap. Come and see us. We aro stocked with a large assortment of the things you need. CONTRACTORS & BUILDERS. THECARBON CO. IMPROVEMENT CO., Limited, SuKiewr to N- Snf ier. Franklin Planlnz Hill Weissport.Ta- Dasiras to say that IheT are prepared at short notice to furnish bids snd estimates on all kinds of Hough A Dressed Lumber, Doors, Sashes, Ac, together with Kins In Iwlor Decorations In Oak, Walnut, Cbeir? or line, at tbe Terr lowest price., eontltUnt wttb aeod week and Ant-class material. We earnesUj solicit jour ratrouaie aad guarantee in return to .We satisfaction in everj particular. CARBON C0UKTY IMPltOYEMEKT COSIPAKl, D. Ii. DAVIS, Manager. s-s-j-ls--