1
w0 AN INDIAN WIND 60N0.
p wolf of the winter wind U iirlft.
,Q UeftTM fW BLIit KU UUCTM M ssmw
Nfn we hear hi bewl 1b the gfaottlr drift
iAj he ruehee iwet on a phantom trail.
And aU the bight we huddle and fear,
"&r we know that Lie bath U the path 01
idi death.
And the flame burn low when bis itepe an
9Aid the dim hnt rek with hta grave eoM
ureauu
the fawn of the wfnd of the erring I elir.
Her light feet rustle the nor, white graaa,
The trcee are roused at ehe raoei by.
In the pattering rain we bear her pass.
T-Tiri iti lmw niMtrone we oast aiMe
JVbUe we winnow the golden, hoarded maize.
L4 the earth awakes wud a iiinu 01 priuo
To deok her beauty for f eslal days.
The hawk of the summer wind It proud
Bhe clroles high at the throne of the sun.
Whan the itorm la fierce her scream Is load.
And the scorching glance of her eye we shun
And oftentimes when the noon u ungui
BE5p?.V silence falls on the chotri of oog,
AM the partridge ihrlnks In a wild affright
,Vt- h"e a aearohlng shadow awing along.
The hound of the autumn wind li slow;
tu. inm to Ak Id the heat and sleep
When the sun through the drowi? haze bendt
low
And frosts from the hills throogh the tar
-.latnl light creep.
nn MftntJms he tarts In hli dreams
When the howl of the winter wolf drawi
lull rolls In the void warm beams
0"J b,VMle the flocking blrdt to the south drift br.
MOAriDur in voau'i vompanian.
-at tan
(PHE SLIPPER TRICK
., This varnished dancing pump wai
supped on tne rooi or an exrraisiwyuuuii
'""ttiari at a reception at one of tho leading
d UAftmaof Paris. Mr eminently correct
nirjlerauceilnot torn np their aristocratic
,ioiitsei at tho vulgar lack cf delicacy be
tIlotojfed by my exquisite young man. Let
, Jjm among you who does not odoro n
dainty loot cast th8 first stone,
ail) fl'aT9 Latournelle that Is my ox-
1"u tf perfect dancer. lie possessed not only
"Kwtj very nimble legs, but two very niin
UlwDW' hands, whereof the adroitness was
admiration of all his friends. Indeed
a)o4hmost expert conjurer would not have
ob if60 ashamed to own him for pupiL
At his word of command watches passed
from one pocket to another, gold coins
vanished Into thin air, flowers grew upon
moliim as If on a magical bush he drew
urjtham forth from his pockets, his sleeves,
Tfclibtyi waistcoat, his cravat, in quantities
sufficient to decorate the corsages of all
Ittteladles present, and this after having.
WWy ' preamble, turned his pockett
J Inside out. rolled no his sleeves and
10-iehed his waistcoat. In a word, he was
UMbuenchanter of the best drawing rooms
loahrjd the spoiled child of the ladies,
i..,. .ierhnris. rather than the spoiled child,
he conhidered himself the pettod dar-
Jlng. At any rate he was in love, nnd he
made that fact known with the audacity
ul,tftt often gives success.
uuituiiThe object of Ids adoration was the
ssatronng wife of General Pascalon it is
.evlUanlp the husband's rank that restrains
ixuMVSi from mentioning the disparity of
,, ...their ages. But all generals have young
wives, which is only another proof that
"'"tliol truly brave do not recoil from dau
,u9'derk of any kind. It is traditional in
jilt 'gases of this kind that the husband
lo iwMuld bo jealous, but General Pascalon
silt was not so. Dut If he was not an Othel
.,,, lo.neither was he a fool.
Trusting in the loyalty of his young
wife, he cherished no Illusions. lie oiv
lsua pifti many a PnlaU Royal farce with
la Wi Wife by his side more often than not,
lo swioh was imprudent perhaps but ho
riit aUo escorted her to balls, never plead-
... lingjiis ace as an exouie, and waited pa-
reMiy xor ner uu aiier in. oouiion,
NOB
sstl
jagato all oppearances nis wile was quite
iiulJulipCTaapa she was so. But there were
trju aunty of young fellows who would lcok
iuii down at you from the high superiority'
m oQJhedr S3 years if you ventured to ex
. . tires, suck an idea and sav:
Sou are too refreshing."
it'jusug g0nerftj Was not to be laughed nt.
.H -lisinew his dinger, not only before all
-uiae.hvorld hau seen It, but before any one
Y. tels. suspected it, and he saved his honor
like a man of Intelligence which Indeed
he could have done is no other way.
And this brings us down at last to the
varnished slipper of the exquisite young
onuraia.
ul dwiilfbave said that the affair took placo
Xabetaift Biidst of a reception. Dancing
eeliiuOTiBoi" on in the larger rooms. The
general was chatting with some of the
older guests In a small room adjoining
"'r6W,one set out with card tables. He
happened to glance carelessly toward
Slititib players and started suddenly in ear-
VLfiK-IHTe.
sntl-i"Bles me," said hs, putting np his
. glasses, "there s my wife at a whirl table.
T certainly thought she was waltzing or
9111 pblkling or something, and there she
Mulaying whist. Bhe must be very
tired, for she never plays cards and is
eut almays dancing. I shall have to scold
eldt he added, with a laugh, "for in-
iol j!Wtf'n15 herself so much in her favorite
Li !)nlare "lat Be u to penance at
the card table," and he strolled leisurely
A J A1 1
eiil ui jfjosUe knocking his glasses from his
a ulatytfi as he reached the whist table, he
IbuiietDoped to pick them np and saw be
bltii&eath the table a slipper, a patent leath
lo sf?&V?mP' from which its tenant had es
aa u f fl' oow, shod only in fine black
stile hose, was pushed against the little
foot of the general's wife. But he also
toqifioWcW that thelatter constantly avoided
-' " tile toot that so persistently pursued her
tew fHTxL.
jflhaau'f IJum," said the general, taking in
.jj.jtljiituatioi) at a glance, "the fortress
Is. attacked, but It is well defended. 1
481" 1Kive arrived just in time," Then, smll-
JnUOlSJJ- tL.lml. . If h haA KAon nMMnv
01 iiM4eUhlng over his wife's chair, questioning
ein lanoziaavising ner play, ne devoted him-
bns eflflo a fit that would have furnished
no fwilViidrmatist with an Irresistibly comic
theme, considering the difficulties of the
sdi In Won general bad tmdertaken
i .'(JcWt"the abandoned slipper, provoking
Jlrnn((ve.mtant sudden jerks from Jostleil
ifl blitfeetprotestations from disturbed play
an sarvlasUnlshed looks from those who
te iuouJ4ee tbe extraordinary movement
sjlcl if W leg and the remonstrance from
no bWME"
waW n stn' dear' wl11 n"1116" ro knock my
chair about so? You are giving me a
" '"''Heaaache."
,snly!HlAti monjmt the mistress of the
etnas 'bbuiecame up to oak Latournelle if he
oa fcnwould not perform some of his amusing
tldl etxtclu.
"Certainly; I shall be delighted," be
answered nervously, preoccupied as he
UUtibr tbe extraordinary movements of
a s nil the general, who stooped down just then
en ms-lf to pick np something and Immedl
u iaUlfgot up and left the group.
me
you
L"
imlli.'-l iVPertainly, lnadame. In just one mo
,3ooaiiHt," eaid Latournelle, feeling with
qwi-ullifoot for bis slipper, and so recom
tiaull xnenuinfr the remarkable jig executed by
" enmseceral a few moments before, riow
tatn!ttbe"i6ther rlayers laughed outrlght-
!' .. ' 'rwpKh they had hot dared to do the first
Anil th tnlaipau rf ih ttmisp
U?js(d; there, surprised at being kept
eil mtt!l! so long and wondering bow
j'I ,l-it!jW(& longer her escort would keep her
attitude. Impatient ladles cairn
In shoals to add their solicitations to
those of their hostess.
Our young man positively bad to get
out of the predioameut some how. lie
did get out of it, but with only one shoe
also bad stooped down and dis-
the disappearance of the mis-
1 slipper, and be marveled in deep
ly how be was going to explain such
a state of affairs.
Ills one shod foot provoked general
y, then delighted applause ami
"It's a trtckl It's some tnour
i pet ted darling of the ladies smiled
c sunle and stammered!
s, ladiM, it is a triok."
Uause, accompanied by a general
sag of hands, greeted tots an
nent, w uile Latourneue kept say
ax to himself:
' "Oh. ves. it's a great trick, bat some
one has played it uu me, ana l dou't uui
. It so very funuy. If I only knew who it
Ut-tiym. struck with an idea: "Hear
esalf if it could be the general hie sin
arular performance just now and 1 saw
film sloop dxwu -if it was really be. it
would be apretty uncuiufartaule joke on
ma. now staxsuitAX' r
As he escorted" tbeMa'dy through the
room he tried to get near the general.
He managed to do so, and with the beck
of his hand he cautiously knocked
against tho pocket of the general's coat
which ha suipectod contained the slip
per. There was nothing there! iieineu
to sound the other pocket, but a slight
move on the general's part carried hlui
out of reach. To touch it, it was neces
sary to pass around on tho side whero it
WAS.
"Where lo the world are you taking
mar' demanded the ladv on his arm.
m-f-to the head of the room,'
and as he was now on the right side of
the general he wanted to try the other
twin. Hero was a new oomaciw mm
he had not foreseen. The f aot that the
lady had the arm nearest the general
made any attempt at exploration impos
sible. He offered the other on the pre
text of an old wound which was mining
him and was able at last to repeal ins
fnrmer tactics. This time he was satis
fied. "It's there!" he murmured, and he
did not enjoy the reflection that the hns
band of his adored" one had discovered
hU mnnenvers under the table.
"Well, I'm in a pretty mess," he con
cluded.
Tlvervliodv had crowded into tho room.
there was an expectant hush, and all
were on tiptoe for the promised incK.
Thprn was no WAV to retreat.
"Here goes," sold tbe imprudent lover.
"I must tako the plunge, come what
mm." And he Blunged.
"Ladies," he said, "I have lost my slip
1 have not irot it concealed about
my person; my pockets are empty" he
turned tnem insiae out - nor unui mj
coat" he held it open "nor in my waist
cnat" he unbuttoned it "nor in my
sleeves" and he turned them up to bis
elbows. "You see. ladies, I lnfve noth
ing in my hands or my pockets. I must
find out, then, where the lost article is. I
Nothing Is more simple, l nave oniy to
make a slight cabalistic calculation."
With this he covered his face witn nis
hands and assumed on attitude of pro
found cogitation. Then, without re
moving his hands, he counted: "One,
two, three, four, five. My slipper," he
cried, "is in the le'ft pocket of tho sixth
person to my rlgnt."
This person was me general.
"Not badl" the latter exclaimed un
der his breath, and In obedience to the
universal cries of "Search yourself,
search yourself, general," he drew the
dinner from the Docket indicated.
A storm of applause was evoaca uy ine
brilliant success of tho tnclc 1 lien, oil
er much whispering, several voices
cried, "Oh, the general is his confederate,"
"Yes, yes," came a chorus of voices.
"he s a confederate.
The conjurer protested.
"Do it again, thenl" some one demand
ed, nnd everybody took np the cry i "Yes.
vest Do it againl"
"Oh," said a lady, "the general has
lust been whispering to II. Latournelle.
And the cry went up again that he was
a confederate.
The general affirmed that ho was in no
sense furthering the conjurer s devices.
"But you were just now whispering
with him," Insisted the witnesses of the
conference.
"The exact truth is this, ladlos: You
asked the conjurer to repeat his per
formance. I just this moment told him
that it was one of those tricks that should
not bo tried a second time. Did I not.
girt" said the general significantly.
"Precisoly, general, and I shall fol
low your advice," replied Latournelle,
"It shall not bo repeated."
And It never was. Translated For Ar
gonaut From the French of Jules Jloi
nanx by L. S. Vassault.
COLUMBIA'S EMBLEM.
Blsssn Colombia's emblem,
lue bounteous, golden eornl
Estia mo of tbe srest sun's slow
And tbe Joy ot tbe earth 'twas born.
From Boporlor's snore to CMU,
ITmm ) V.a r an fif dawtl til tha West.
1 uu us uiuir " ' - - " "
It sprang at the sun's bebett.
And if dw and howr from lis nUl hour
With honjr end wins 'twas fed
Till the nods were fain to share with men
The rerf ot fesat outapread.
For the rarest boon to the land tber lored
Was tba corn so rloh and fair.
Nor star nor breei o o'er lbs farthest seas
Could And Ita Use elsewhere.
In their holiest temples tba Inaaa
Offered lbs heaven sent males
Groins wrought of (told In a silt er fold
Fnr ttiM ann'a pnrantnred trace.
And Its harvest carao to t'te wandering tribes
As the gads' own gill c J seal.
And Montezuma's festal bread
Was made of Its sacred roeaL
Narrow their cherished fields, but ours
Am broad as tba oontlnent'e breast.
And lavish as leaves and flowers tbs sheaves
Bring plenty and Joy and rest. I
For they strew the plains and crowd lbs
wains
When tbe reapers meet at morn,
T1U blithe cheers ring and west winds sing
A song for tbe garnered corn.
The rose may bloom for England,
Tbs Uly for Franoe untold,
Ireland may honor the shamrock,
Scotland ner thistle bold.
But tbe shield of the great republic.
The glory of tbe west,
Bball bear a sulk of tbe tsaeeled corn.
Of all our wealth the beat.
The arbutus and the goldenrod
Tbe heart ot the north may cheer.
And the mountain laurel for Maryland
lis royal clusters rear.
And Jasmine and magnolia
The crest ot the south adorn.
But the wide republic's emblem
Is the bounteous golden eornl
Edna Dean Proctor In Century.
Why?;
luatlurts Thut Lead 'tcf Heath.
Professor Hlviirt proved that there ar
"instincts" that lead to death by fullinj
to adopt themelvi to change of cir
cumstances. Migratory quail by thou
sands perish In tho deserts of northen
Africa, where their iinceeiurs nseu lo nni.
a comfortable inter resort, obounillni
with forefts and even with grninlii-ld
if wo shall credit Pliny's account tif tin
NuiiiMlan coast lands. The fortts nr
gone, but myriads of quail still fulh.v
in the same route lit the rioli -of Star ..
Hon. San FroncUco Chronicle.
Altogether Too Uslieiialve.
Husband I think I 6hall go out ant
coti'h n few fish for our dinner tomor
row.
Wife Nil. !. .vln. wo must cconn
inlLC. Buy t'.ti i of the r .,-nlr.r dealer
Detroit I', -o rres.
When jou feel all tired out and broken
up generally you need a good tonlc.Hood's
Sarssparllla Is the best. Try It.
Camlllo Flomoriou has arrived ot
tho conclusion that In less than ten
million years the land on our planet
will be covered by water.
Forest fires in this country destroy
every yeor tl2.O0O worth of timber.
Why Is Strictly Pore
White Lead the best
oslnt t Because it
will outlast all other paints, fdve
handsomer finish, better protection to
the wood, and the erst cost win DC less.
If Barytes nnd other adulterants of
white lead are "just as good" as
Strictly Pure White Lead, why are all
the adulterated white lead! always
branded Pure, or
"Strictly Pure
White Lead?"
This Barytes is a heavy white powder
(ground stone), having the appearance
of white lead, worthless as a paint,
costing only about a cent a pound, and
Is only used to cheapen the mixture.
What shoddy Is to cloth, Barytes Is
to paint. Be careful to use only old
and standard brands of white lead.
"Atlantic" "Bradley"
"Brooklyn" "Jewett "
"Ulster"
are strictly pure, " Old Dntch" process
hraniU. eatihlished bv a lifetime of use.
For colors use National Lead Co. 'a
Pure White Lead Tlntine Colors with
Strictly Pure White Lead.
For sals by the most rcllsble deslers In
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U you are going to ralnt, It will pay you
to send to us lor a book containing rnrorma.
tlon that may eave you many a dollar It will
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To
Owners
Of.
Wagons,
wouldsay Hint before you
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Then compare prices, nlsn in
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ofnCarrinire Man! And buj
where you cet the same article
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I i ir. . '1 lnvi-Htlgntl
I fft tirtiusTF.r. k rrRK
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tlrntlnn ns I" t n r rpixmiilMl
I tty nail Slio merits of our Tabl-
Little vegetable bealh producers. De
H'llt's Little Ksrly Risers cure malarious
disorders and segulste the stotnach and
bowels, which prevents hesdaehe and
dlsilress T.J). Tbomss, Druggist.
A dash of saltpetre in tho water
keeps cut (lowers fresh.
Pessimistic.
"Do you believe the rain falls alike on
the just and the unjustr
"Niilel The unjust swipe the umbrel
las." Exchange.
Home llrlllUnt Hnord Strokes.
Eteplumts oro completely disabled by
one blow from tho Arabs two h:umet
sword, which nlmot severs tho huge
hind leg, biting deep into tho bone. This
feat is voned by tslushiug oil the trunk,
leaving it dangling only by a jueco of
skin. A ghoorku his bem been by the
late Laurence Olii.h.nit to behead a buf
falo with a single blow of bis cookrie.
And Sir Samuel linker, a man powerful
enough to wield during Ids African ex
ploration tlio "baby," tin elephant rifle
weighing 22 inads, once clove n wild
bear with UIj big huuting knife almost
in halves as it was making n final rugh,
catching it just behind tho shuttlder
where tho bide and bristles aro at least
a epan thick. Sir Walter Scott relates
how the Earl of Angus, with his huge
sweeping brand, challenged an opponent
to fight and at a blow choiied asunder
his thighbone, killing him on the spot,
There is a story current in Australia
that n Lieutenant Anderson in 1S-VJ,
during an encounter with bushrangers.
cut clean through the gun barvi'l of hit
adversary with his sword. And at Kos-
sassin it is related that tino of Araul
i'aslia s soldiers was ecvereu in two uur-
lug tho midnight charge. But in the
opinion of experts this is very improba
ble, even had tho new regulation saber
then been in use. Loudon Ulobe,
H'e could not Improve the quality If
paid double the price. DeWllt's Witch
Ilaile .Salve Is the best Salve thsl experi
ence can prodiiro, or that money can bu
Thomas, Druggist.
It scares a man who has done wrong
to be told that he has an expreslve
face.
USE DANA'S SARSAPAItlLLA, its
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In Japan women work a stevedores.
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All the Now and Pretty
Fancies in NE AT
MILLINERY.
Can be found i" great array
at our stoics in
Weissport andLchightor.
Wi' ci'r'.ainly nPYt:r luid sucli
a Bit; Assortnu'iitlioforc
iailzell
A Chmnlci lnrll,l. on llrlatlns: III-
tlirn mw. It rum of n Mow HwuarknM.
Onunnd la Abl. to Ut In IhiI av ltt
Viurfls In 111. Pnnraff of n limg Talk.
"Vou arc so Irarly anJ rolnist." aaM
tho orgtilons tlysjieiitlo, with art ret
scorn, to Ills casual Iravsling itojuahit
; attce, "that I iirrsnm yon are licret
, tronbletl with ilysinrwta. Yon havt'
much to li tliiinkfiti fur I am often In
I suoli n state Hint"
Was the linrly luiinaliitaiice to CTKlorf
tho irarnility of n chantu tlysis iitlcr Hr
was not
I "On tho contrary ," ho immediately re
! plleil, for, nuver having stiff itM a mo
meat in his lif front any ihystcal all
tnent, his mlml was arrive ami vlsrHiinl
"On tho contrary. T linve stiffi reil nn
told torttiro from tlysiH-jsiia, and hm yon
aro lnten-steil In the milijit't I will will
luitly irivo j on my eximtanrc. 1 liu
with the finest Ulgeatlon In tho World,
but wlille eliuaKl in tho military service
of tho country, lieina 10 years scontin
on tho frontier, the character of thu ra
tlons, toirether with tlio quality of thi
confections of soldier cooks iireviunsly
engageil In driving hacks nnd slugging
castings"
Oh, mv trouble was not with cooks,'
Interposed tho dystwtitio loftily, but
nevertheless much chagrined to find tin
burly nciruitintauco nreiKired to talk on
on the subject. "As 1 was abont to tell
you, I am often In such a stato that"
"And tho irregularity of tho meals,
hurried on the burly acquaintance,
served, you unuerstanu, in camp, al
fresco and a la f otirchetto sans ceremonies
threw mo Into such disorder that I had
Indigestion, then dystiepsia, then non-
assimilation. I submitted my case to the
army suriroons. They advised mo
Doctors aro of little uso. I will tell
you"
Nope
Sucb
condense:
Makes an tvery-d.iv convenience of an
nlJ-tlmc luxury. Pure and wholesome
Pr?p tied wilh scrupulous care, lllphc t
awar J at all I'we Pood Expositions. E a. h
paJaue makes two larpe pies. Avul
Itnl'atlons - anJ InsKt on having t
Num. SUCH hrnnJ.
Mi-Ki'tJI-L & fOtlLE. Svracuse. N
m 1 w
Bo sure to Como
See Us.
and
MILLINERY.
M. CULTON.
WEISSrOUT, PA.
Ierorance of the merits of DeWItt's
LittUKarlj .Users Is a misfortune. Tbese
little pills r eg n I ale theliycr. cure heatlache
dytpepsia bad Iraatb. constloation and
bllllousneas, T. I). Thomas, Drugelst.
A 03 -year-old resident of Leaven
worth, Kuusas, U cutting a new tooth.
Itucblrn' Arnica flalv.
The hnt naive In the world fur Cuts, li rui
Sores, Ulcers, Malt ltliemn, Fever Sores, letter.
Chapped Hands, Chilblains Conies, and all 8klu
Krupllons, and intuitively cures Tiles, or no pay
required. It la guaranteed to cWe perfect aatla
litciiuu, vr iiiunry rrimitiru. i ica at ritus y
box. For sal by Beber lhltfutuuj and lllery
Weissport.
One ungrateful man does an injury
to all who stand In aid of need.
Babe ball is one business which can't
llourish without strikes.
The wind from the North blows tharp
and keen, and bad etiecla of colds are aeeii.
One Minute Cough Cure ao safe and sure.
win quickly pei lor m a wouderous euro. 1.
u. luomaa.
Idle men do not think; they only
dream.
.MU
iit
11
Gc-imuli uutl IiislUli Wru.rrs.
Mr. D. F. tji'.i!oss gives tho following
instructive contrast between English aud
German weavers: Tlio well fed English
weaver can without tlifikiilty look after
four looms uud can with the nid of n ju
venile usxistant ("tenter") manage as
many as six. Hut, as Dr. von Schulze
Gaeveraitz tells us, notwithstanding that
the continental manufacturers run their
looms from 20 to 80 per cent slower than
ours aro worked, in Mulkouse aud In
Switzerland each weaver can only tend
three, and in Germany you will seldom
see a weaver able to tend more than two
looms. The effect of the superiority of
the English operatives upon the cost of
production is shown liy the fact that, m
tuougn tlio rate of remuneration of our
English weavers it about 100 iwr cent
higher than that received by the Swiss
aud Oeruian "hands, yet wo are able to
turn out cotton cloth at a labor cost dis
tinctly lower than that which obtains in
Switzerland and Germany. London Let
ter.
C.uslit Napplus.
Uncle Dear me, Uarl, what a ioor
memory you navel
Nephow A poor memory, you say?
Why, I can repeat four pages of tho
names in the directory after reading
tbem through only once!
Uncle I'll bet you a hamper of cham
pagne that you can't do it.
The nephew sends for a directory, at
tentively peruses four pages and shuts
up tlio book.
Uncle-Well?
Nephew Muller, Muller, Muller, etc.
ad infinitum.
All the four pages of the directory be
ing takeu np with this familiar patro
nymic, our student won bis bet tu tine
st) le. seileublasen.
Not mu Unlucky Number.
"Jason," said Mrs. Calliper to her hus
band as they sat at dinner, "do you
tuiuk that la la an unlucky uumberir
"No, Cynthia," said Colouel Calliper,
"1 can t say tuat 1 tlo, aud I dun t be
lieve that any of us would if the subject
were presented to us tu a proper light.
Xtow we fortunately are rich; we uou
need money. But suppose we did, and
tliat somebody should offer us 13,000.
wouia we, would anybody, my dear, de
cline these thousand, as unlucky becailMi
tuey nuuiumai yjt jo, cyutula, no. w
wouldn't uot to any large or apprecia
ble extent. Jiew lork bun.
All that honesty, experience and skll
cau do to produce a perfect nlll. has been
employed lu waking 1)6 H'llt's Little Early
lasers. Tbe letult Is a specloc for sick
neauscue, biliousness anil constipation
UtIKDA. NA'K H.IIHAI'AWI.I.A, Irs "THU
H1N1J TlllTUUUKa-
All the talk In the world nlll not eon
vince you so quickly as one trial of De'
Witt's Witch Ilszel Salve for scslJi.buroi,
uruses, skin anrcllons and piles.
Make your mistakes all teach you
something.
Hon. W, V. Lucas. Ex-Slate Auditor of
Iowa says; "I have used L'lismdorlaln's
!oueb Hemedr In mv fain Ir ar.d bate no
uesltstlon In ssylng tbst It Is sn excellent
renifcdy. I believe all that Is claimed for
It. Fetsons Htllctcb by a couch or a cold
will find It a friend." There Is no dinger
from whooping cough when this remedy
Is freely given. 2o and 60 cent boltlrs for
sale -at Keber's Lehighlon and lllerys
neisspori.
Subscribe foe the Advocate.
a
. a weal
AH
( ictsyi
Mtn,,iOOOn
i
for tb. Cs. ufth. Klskt Hand.
'The buttons oa coats, etc. , are placed on
the right aide and the sited of the hair in
toys to the left vidully to suit manip.
uUitiun by tue right lund. The great
Ilulosjpliar New ton records that at
tint he cuufiued his astrouoinical ob
servation, to bis right eye, but afterward
he managed to train bis loft. But there
are persona vhu could uot do this, owing
lo use nnrmnai sweugtu ur tuetr ayes.
Chambers' Journal.
111. 0u Uskfc
Traven Look here, Wmt tjttm you
nude hsb crt k.
tthoeuiaker They nlway. creak at the
end of ia .lay., sir, u use bill Ua t paid.
Hew Yora Herald.
SPRIN6 BOODS
Now Spring and Summer
Goods mean more with us
than the same words meau
from other dealers. Why?
Because alt the goods we
have on our counters and
shelves are now there is
no last yoar'sstock of goods
brushed up and piled up to
deceive the buyer. We In
tend lo merit your patroit
nge by honest, fair anil
square daaling and wo want
you to conie and see what
we have in
Now Dress Goods
at very Low Trices.
Grocpties & Provisions,
f the best nttsllty anil at the lowest prices,
Choice Flour mid Keetl.
Fresh Country Product;
irushing Mnchines & H'ringcrs
of the liest.uiaVes al low prices.
ALL GOODS AltE DELIVEIIEI) FI1EE.
A 8AFK INVKSTHr.NT.
J, n. H'llson, 371 CUT St., bhsrpsbttrg,
Pa., says be will not be without Dr. King'
New DIscsvery for Consumption, Cough
snd Colds, Hist It cured bis wile who was
threatened with l'oeumonla after an at
tack of "La Orlppe," when various other
remedies snd several physicians bsd done
her no good. Itobert Csrber, of Cooks
port, l'a.. claims Dr. King's New Dlirov
ery has done blm more good than anytblDg
he ever used for Lung Trouble. Nolklog
llke 1U Free Trial Bottles at ruber's Drag
Store, Leblshlon, anl tilery's Drug Store,
Weissport. Msrge bottles, COc and tl.Ok
Too many folks are fine talk and bad
walk.
The following Item, dinned from t is Fl,
Afsdison (lows) Democrat, contslns Infor
mation well worth rem.uiberfogt "Mr.
John llolh, of this city, who met with sn
accident a few days ago, ipralnlnc and
bruising nis leg and arm quits severely,
was cured by one CO cent boille of C'uaw
berlsln's rain Halm." 'Ibis remedy
llhout an enual for sprains and bruls
and should lists a plsce In every bous
hold, or sale by lliery Wel.sput nt
lletier. Lehighlon.
Tbe Improveil ludustr lal Dwelling
Company ot London, England, has
capital of 2j0OiJ0. The death rate li
low In Ua properties.
Yale's Young Men's Christian Asso
olation baa the second largest member
ship of tne twenty-four city andoollege
Laasoelatlons in Ceunectleut,
The omeral Improves lu color on ex
posure to the light. Fearls kept In
the dark loose their lustre, but regal
It on exposure to tbe sun
A woman never loses faith In a man
who treats her well.
IX Wltt' WIUu Uaa.1 Malt. asm. 4Im.
II. Witt's WUek Haass Halt. eulM bunu.
IX Win's Wlicli Haul suit. euro, mt
IX Wlu s Wiwa IW kalt. ear., ulesrs
H'e have
ilectrlc lighted.
Roomy, Tleasint Store,
t.oiue anil see us.
Wall Papers,
Borders,
Decorations,
Pictures.
For the next fow mnnths the
great question of interior decor
ation nnd house painting will
Re the leading consideration ot
property owners. Let us make
n siiL'ife'stion for voli. You want
the work done right ; we can do
it for you at reasonahle figures,
or we will sell you the wall
mnnr and decorations. Come
and see ; let us talk the matter
over and we know that we can
please you.
O. -A. GOTH,
BOWER'S BLOCK, Opposite P. 0., LEHIGHTON, PA,
lll'.AUT. IN AM. KINDS OK
HARHESS !
Whips, Fly Netts, Robes
Blankets,
And everything else tiiually kept. In n
.UlllrM class More oi mis klinl.
- REPAIRING
Of all .Hurts nttomlotl to liputlv. cheap
3 llv nnd promptly. Hi tool til attention
J Ipairt to tlio umm.f.ipturo of Iliirnos
10 orocr.
STORE IN LF.UCKEL'S BLOCK.
FHIiNITUr.E.
UNDEUTAKINIl
FI.OUU .t FKED.
Robt. N. Anthony,
(Sucrewor to .1. F. Hex, Fast WeU.jSo.rt.)
WII.I. CONTINUK TO Ml
TUB 11F.ST 1'IiACK TO BUY
f nrnitnre, Floor & Feefl,
At tli IsiiWPfit
Ciivo us n cnll. Xo trouble to show
Goods.
R. N. ANTHONY.
A. Sell &rCo.,
Itc-a of OKra llouhr, Iron hticeU
Tdiiii tr all l'ur,Jiti hlrthl wit verj
nel't.t!ASK(lIVK Vi A UAM.
D LITPiSY,
Geo.H. Enzian,
North First Street. Lehighton.
JOSEPH S. FISB ERV
DISTUICT ATTOUNEV,
Offlee t.'nuKT HtiusK nuiinmo,
Uaucii Chunk, 1'a.
All business promptly attended lo.
THE VALLEY 1I0USK7
E. W. CLAUSS, - Proprietor,
orr. u v. depot.
F.scellrnt accoiomoilstlon for nermsnent
soil transient custom. Tbe liar Is stocked
with Finest I.lquorl snd Clears.
CO
12
p CO
REV. O. W. HI CLAHKE.
A Remarkable Case!
Ret. G. W. H. Clarke, Chaplain of the
Vermont Senate, cured of
VALVULAR AFFECTION OF THE HEART I
TlIK IX1LLOWINO TESTIMONIAL HiOJI
A flKNTI-iaiAN SO WIDELY KNOWN,NI
I'nf'V" nv all, AJtn who holds tub
ituiTioN or I'liiipliiln lu tlio VI.
Nriiiilr, sntiULii iik itKiiiniiKii as Tm:
most posltiie iirtiof op thk won
.lerliil nir.llriiiHl liovfcr of DA
NA'S SAUSAl'Alill.LA. Axn WK
WUl'MJ 1IFKK STATU THAT HIS fill lirr
ami lirollicr both tiled OF Hill.
uvy ItlNlllMC.
St. Awans,
KNOW ALL MEN BY THESE PRESENTS,
Tint l.O. II. W, Clarke, of St, Albans,
Vt.. n l'reathrrof Hi(!oliet!nt!ieM. H,
Clnlp li, Jli niliOr of the X, II. I'onfemire
31 jenrs, sn.l ot the N. r Conference 10
..nr.. I.nie Im en altlli'te.1 with the
klll.VEV (OMI'LU.NT FOIl 15 tTMIS,
snl for the Is.t 4 )esrs o Uully ss to not
permit ine tn take a mriuar i naive, out,
reaillnt; of I ho w on.lernil cure, of Kl.lney
FRANK P. DIE1IL
Practical Horse Shocr anil BlacksmiUi.
All kinds of work In Ibis line executed
romplly snilst lbs most ressonsble prices,
'alronscs solicited and salisfsrtion guar-
snteed. 8bopon Nohtii Stiikkt, shove
tbe Csrhon House.
E. II. CHRISTMAN
CONTKACTOIl :: AND : : nUILDER,
Esllmsles on All Kinds of Buildings
cneerfully rnrnulieii.
All Kind of Building Material
AT VERT I.OWKST 1'JllCFS.
uios's urn bissii,
llre lmndle all tlio Daily and
Weekly Newspapers, Periodi-
cnls,Iagazine8(FashionHooks
and aVtory Papers, and we
Deliver them promptly at your
store, residence or office. Do
yon get a paper t If not please
try us. Besides the news hureau
we have a fine assortment of
(Jinan. Tata (Mecter, .
Frails, Knls. Toys and Fancy Goals-
At the very Lowest Cash Prices.
Ine Cream !
THE BEST gOAUn. FEDfT FLAVORS.
We bv , ooxy ir!or and will tiesit
you courteously Please, mil.
I T. J. BRBTNBY,
1 Moae' Old SUod, - - tint btrwrf.
Yv have n Very Large Assortment of
TRIMMED & UNTRIMMED HATS & BONNETS
Ws have, only Ilrst clnss milliners nml wo tlo tho vory best work nnd deliver
irooils when t.romiseil. Don't fnriifct to couio and see us before you buy.
Miss Alvoiria Graver,
LEHIGHTON'S POPULAR MILLINER.
Dll. G. T. 3TOX,
174 Main Street, Bath, Pa.
AT BiNOO,ltsl)IiWAV Hulls K, MllNOiVS.
AT KASTOK, hWA N II..TIU, TUMIiAtS.
ATltirrillJcilKM.HUM lirrrivViwsi'As.
AT AlXKSTOW N, UUAflti I'MTh....'""""'"
VT I1ATII, ruiJiA. AjilnAiiT4,,B.
Oflk lluurs- Krwu i a. W. to ui. lKsrtlw
hnltedto rflaeoM oltli.
Eye.Ear, Nose k Throat
t r-Ao. lUf ritetUu ot the K m ortHe adJuU-
ratul ul via.
THE CARBON HOUSE,
Henry Drumbore, Prop'r,
FinST BTREBT, LGUiaUTOK, TENSTA
TheOsrbon IIoom lis. Ihwii renmsleil snd
uitihMMi inruuitiMMii :
wdTl veulilslMl. slul I.
tills se.4UHl ul Ul E
uuUle Is auUelUd.
ed lliruulit; Ills elortrk- lishMslsml
.ulilalnTsud UAIUUUS llw llmt liut.li. In
this settluu u( U. State. Th. ulrajla ul the
lent MMlma.
i i-'iiu. i i.iiun.-1- imji iiwt a
aud Hood Ulnars, fur M Um, lUr. (s f ,
W. M. Rapsber,
ATTOnNEV ass OOUNSELhOU AT LAW,
First door above tUe MaosfcHi lluuii.,
UAUCII CUUNK rENN'A.
uui iumu uul twiMetbui Aanev. Will lluy
uu) tfast ItMl IMaKi. liMiwyaelot uwUv dune,
.'ottalwo. lualtly aiad. IMUVac sMateaoI
IMaleuU s tMtaUy. Usy U. oosaullea in
KblbJi sad twnaau
nov Tt vt
F. I. SMITH, D. D. S.,
onto, or-ps.lt. ts. 0era lloua.
Hank Street, Zch !?iiton, Pa.
IIKNTUTKY IN AM. ITU HKAHfllKH
niH&s ann uuAllui .rtlIUl.1 UriiLurr. a ausH-lal'
ty. Lucal aaMlbvUt iwrd.
Has siliiil.liliir-l T"' Fslmtra WITH
II1IT FAIN
urrwe HOUsHS'-Pross . m .lu lira .(su
I b. ss., bs S p. as , ir.tin i si , u. s u Hi
OaaaallsuoBa to Kiut 7 u ur i,.iumu
Oss m Buura .4 HaAarluululi erv nurUay.
U-U -s
rV GENTS WANTKDe'salfusr
Honw-flruHB Nurfuj-ry Slock. Kwt l'rfll St.nr-
Iuk Nyniriu. HtUry uud WKJi', !'
W.&T. Smith Co'. ".TSKrv.''
ulilltltMi and bfkl-kiumii Aurtricn in ltf
iSoidel's Jlnkoiy,
First Street, UliMtlil.Hi, you v.111 alwsys SHd
Frsnwi Aud Ileal
BREAD AND CAKES.
Rye, Wheat and Vienna Uread
Frndi Ktery Isy. Our Vienna Hread eauuut
lie rsevlled. We rSelfi!lly aulkit )uur usUuit
sc.. Wale lur Ih. Wiuii.
Sfiilel's Vienna Hakery,
tll. Oberl's, FIIIHT ST., I.KIIlullTON.l'A
TriHilde l.v 11AN A'li SAll.SAl'AUILIV
I was In.lii.'ed to nriwtire It fur niypelf. 1
have taken fclx iKittles with wry Hntla
fttrtory rcHitllw, snd I feel quite sure
that Mrever!i!li-e In takjtljc It w ll l.rlliK a
IMTiiiniiciit rurr. in faet, I am so
ntui'li ImpruMil that 1 -apoct to tnlio
ituiillirr Clinnif.
1 will nm Slate tliat snp year ago last
fprliu; 1 as sllaraeu uu
VALVULAR AFFECTION OF THE HEART
i.iiM'tl l,t oterttork. snd mv hreslli In
came sotliort that It sery illdleillt for
ine lo walk, een witn a lane, tne iiij
i.lli.d aulil I mut Imi erv careful slK.ut
ivslkliiK or exurtint; lu)elf. llANA'S
riAIKAl'AlltM.A vervMnmn-lleednie,
aud I am nun eiillrelj l'Iti;i: from
'.sirr 'l ltlll Al.i:. 1 f.tl that
HAS.VS .SA1ISAI'AII1I..A hssiiTOlHC-
(lit-. iia.iv p i.ii ii. in tne ureal iieau or
the churrh ! nil the trlory. I am 7 )esrs
of ap-.amllMieiieen In tne 3isurs w.n'
lee mure than half a century,
tirstefullyjonrs,
(J. W. 11. CLARKE.
Xo. SS mull ft red,
I. ITlllt. I'nderdateof Ot. lrt.JIr,
t'larkc nl. that lie luia lubril it
CiinrKK at Fuirlax. VI., ami sllids
tlirs-o ntHtliigH on lisl.lwith, two
Illi'i'JIiiSK.hirlim I lie week. Ulllii( Ids
isviahiuuera on fool, walkliur tvnw
l,.H ..r III miles. This Is Houderfol
fur a man 7U) ear uld, that lias lieeuavle
I Im f iMm'hm' fur earn, lie eUmm by ssy-
Iuk it ! in mi Heart to tirsiM uou irvw
whum all I.U li.n. d.. .' "
Dasa Sarsaparllla Co., Belfast. Me.
SALESMEN WANTED
Tin Nuntry Stmk. We grow a tlieWtt
Hi VHrteiiett, oia . new, nHsw iui uim
Hull (nH, aim K"ritll,w wuiat'imu. iiiui
vitUrv or t oiiiMilsMtm ,miltiHWtlwtrt. w
lor Uriiin, It b
F.tMi-lifd ILIA.
1UK-Iimlr. N
IfHf JaiKU VI
limNDRAKEl
Entirely
VEGETABLE
AND
A SURE
CURE
FOR
GOSTIVENESS
OlllousnoBS, Dyspepsia, h
inatgosiion, Disoasoa ot
tho Kldnoys, Torpid Llvor
Rhoumatlsm, Dizzinoss,
Sick Hoatlacho, Loss of
Appetite, Jaundlco.Erup
I tlons and Skin Disonsos.
I rrlu 25c. ysr icttls. CiUtytUSncgltta.
nr.lH,;lllIlORS. fr.pi.. larllsrlts, ft
gPgP's,isaXs-a
Sola by W. V niory.
lSK DANA'S SAlWAI'Alill.l.A, ITS
"THE KIND THAT CUIIKS."
It Will
uildYou
.UtA-JL
Are you all run down? Scott's Emul
sion of Pure Norwegian Cod Liver Oil
and Hypophospliitcs of Lime and Soda
will build you up and put flesh on you
and give you a good appetite.
Beoita Fr'''" cares Conghs,
CM. CnsurcpUon, Strofula and
til Anaemic and Was tier Diseases.
Pyvrts wasting in cMldrw. At
iiimi a. palatable a. tullk. tietooly
tie sraauiise. I'rapard ty Soott &
Uowsw. Olismlils, N.w list Hold If
all DruggkiU.
Scott's
Eannlsioii
To conflno myself to tho simplest and
most illirestihlo edibles and esculents to
be found in tho military coramlisnry.
But 1 grew worse, nnd tho surgeons or
dered mo buck to clvillzntlon, whero 1
conlil obtain tho dcllcnto nutriment
which my disordered nnd seriously im
paired system required. I went to Chi
cago and beimn n diet of chicken broth.
fresh fruit, stnlo bread made, from newly
ground Brnhain, steamed oatmeal"
Oh, I tried nil those. Five years
ago"
Tho resnlt was tliat 1 grow worse, ns
before, and tho local doctors ndvised mo
to go to to go to New York, whero 1
should bo nblo to llnd foods bcttersnitcd
to my parlous 6tuto. Accordingly I went
to New York nnd laid out a diet of tho
finost nml purest of tho selected foods
that that metropolis affords"
"l'lnin country food taken ns tlio sys
tem requires"
My physician advised exact regular
ity. I had two ounces sea food, two
ounces farinaceous food, two ounces of
the julcoof fresh imported fruits nnd
two ounces coagulated albuminoids ev
ery two hours. Growing steadily worse,
I consulted higher medical talent. Ono
doctor kept me on clam broth, another
on tangerines, another on shrouded
broiled frogs' legs, another on distilled
alfalfa"
"Five years ago"
"Growing steadily worse, I consulted
still higher authority. I was notv told
that my diet was at variance with na
ture Tho doctor told mo that naturo
was proportion, rhythm, music foods
must be taken in harmonious propor
tions, lie prescribed tho same sea foods,
cereals, meats and fruits as tho others,
but in a chromatic scalo of the decreas
ing seventh, throwing In occasionally a
few vegetables by way of variation of
the fugue and double extracts as over
tones"
"Of courso you recovered, your caso
being merely temporary"
Growing steadily worse, I consulted
a doctor who hod had great success
among the millionaires financial suc
cess, lie was a man of blunt speech
and plain common sense. Uo said I hod
overworked my stomach and must give
it entire rest. What 1 was to do lor a
living in the moantime he did not say,
but ho took a largo fee with great scorn,
rightly despising mo for the small
amount of money that he left me. My
stomach was now worse than ever. It
refused to be cajoled and despised ray
offers of peace. Excuse mo n moment
Onco I bad spent over 43 hours fasting.
I then drank two drams of soda mint
with four ounces of aqua purj every
thing was now drams, scruples and
ounces with me, and the zigzag symbols of
those distressing nuantltlcs appeared in
my nightly nightmares like a procession
of Daniel Quilps and Humpbacks of No
tre Dame as I say v drams of sterilized
milk at 70 degrees centigrade, with Iv
wiggles of bismuth nnd 11 jiggle jagglos
of soda, with a conplo of glasses of wine
and pepsin to aid in tho mysterious proo-
ses of digestion.
"The largo amount of actual food con
tained in the ounce of milk began to dis
tress mo exceedingly, but tho wine, to
which I was not accustomed, gave ms
courage. I took several raoro doses of it
Immediately, increasing the doses rhyth
mically, I had not felt bo well In mouths,
I said. 'Wine is unuouuteuiy n mocne
but It Is a good rublfaclent, besides pos
sessing valuablo qualities ns an antinar-
eotio and merrymaker, r. ow, very well,
Ur. Stomach,' I said, 'you are unamena
blp to gentleness, uumoved'by kindness
and irresponsive to the concord of sweet
culinary symphonies. I will give yon
something to rngo about.' Putting on
my hat, I walked lightly adown the
street, and entering, not a doctor's wait
ing room, but a restaurant, I Instantly
ordered and liartook of a retiast consist-
inginuartof turtle soup, roast old goose,
broiled fat lobsters, corned beef and
cabbage, salt pork, hot rolls, Italian
cheese, tripe, mince pie, black coffee,
chartreuse and a black and green cigar
"As you can imagine, when you con
sider the philosophy of it, tliat ended it.
I hopo you will never be troubled as I've
been. Good day." New York Sun.
A M.n at a Meeting ur horu.ls.
Once a man attended a S.rwii meet
ing. A few years ago a ilh.tin-iii.ied fe
male singer from the oja ratio i tn was
invited to slug by K. .r. ia She i i..m . Lttn
and hurried into 1 liinmini's liallrixnu,
where Sorm-njuu-- tl.en wont to ( meet,
followed by a Utile, nervons. wiry Ital
ian. The liuu.lr.il odd Indies, simply
glared and sat ( .will. as. Mrs. l..-lir,
who was then prisddent, liurrM down
from Hie jtresldiuK chair aud bad a har
ried whisirinK (.'unvermtiu with tbe
ojiera siiujer, while the little llalinnaUiud
in the aisle suffering mental a'rouies
from tlx) oouevntratnl glare of ttsl r.-ini
pine eyes. Then the opera wiujer was
overheard to say I
"Why. madam, he is my aoruuipauirt,
and I cannot sing without ldui. If la'
goes, tlteu I must go."
Thu president returned to lier chair,
the singer sealed herself, ami lbt social
gaiht-rinif pwoyd itself (nto a Uudueai
bud -the p.wr, nervous pianist stawl.
jug still in tbe aisle like a criiulual be
fore the bar of justice. The mattur wa,
frwly disensaed, and finally it was re
solved Ui make an eaoeption atal allow
the Italiau I" remain aud phty. Fortu
nately for the Italian, he uudursloud very
little Uugludi, and after ctaudin-t qulsii.'
ally throvKh the debatuhe boldly walked
up tu the singer aud asked what it all
meant. Hltu oaphiUied, aud tlam tly
Italian's blood belled.
"I unvair hear tif h a sing," bs aai ,
vehemently. "Adlea. luatlauwT
lie was iimuadMl ti. nauusiu aud iar
but wlu.ii b' l ad Bun-hod he bolted, auJ
every fuutsUp rang out mdlgaattou aud
deuauue. New York Tunes.
A musajasper thus dwri baa Ms eslsote
of a buirieaue: "It stuttered uuHartaaua.
tore up oaks by tliu ruuta, iliisnisitsan
rhurvluja, laid til!..,. waa4s st over
turutMl a hav-tio l ' '
Iuvitution-toiif.iiiiiU dinuer ..ri-taftsii
given b w . 1 -f in.'iitli. in uhli Ii i h--r.
card .f rt'it oh r toii-t ft.Ih.u .V tlo
day and hour no.) u, tuiiuk. u r r.r
guiUiu
Near Trauuebar, on tlse MatUu-asteru
eoaul of ludia, tfev-ru t. u .pecle. uf Halt
wlu b uot ouljris ubk, u walk uu level
ground, but oaa ciuub Jtwaa,
CARTER'S!
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BIck Beadelio ind nllera all tba tnrablM faof
llent to ablUooi BUtoof tho jBtom, uoh u
DixzlDMi, KsMiMt, DrowtloeM, titnM aitar
uticg.rainln tbe BUa, &o. Whil tbolrmott
y euiukabl succoB bM beeaihowatacuiiBtf 4
nc&dache, yet Carr'a lit tlo Urve VtTli tr
equally valuable In Conitlpatlon. caring an J pre
venting tliliaonoj-lsReoix) plain .-wblla tbejalas
romctalldlMrdonoftboatoiiutchjUmuUUtba
liver ma rtfiulato the bowel. Etq It Ukj 011I7
HEAD
'Acli iter yremi bo atmoi t prieoleat to thAMwba
offer from tbU dtatrwilng complaint; but fortu
Bitoljtbfclrfroodndocianotendhorfl.antltbo whooneetry them will find tballUI plllaTala
HblatnnomanT wmrilbatthor will not b wll
UsgtodowiUiOQttbem. Bat afUr allalca huA
fl the bane of omanyllTes that bra Ii whurt
'tromUeonrgroatbout OurpUUcaxeltwbils
ether do not. .
CTte?B UUle Urer nil ire rery ta3l ao4
Tery eaay to take. One or two pilla malwa do.
They are itrlctly TORetable and do not gripe or
rarpn. but by Uielrcontla action ploaseaU wnfl
tisetbem. InTlaUt23cenU five for $ 1. 8ol4
bj druegisU cvwjwLexo, or H&t by mall.
CARTER MEDICINB CO., New York.
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PRIVATE SALE.
Tk undraigtil oltrs st i'riiste Hale
lh folloa ing srlk-lM
"Ou Illate M..tifl t'rtislii-r 100 Too
Csparlt)'.
On. lit II. 1'. Kudue snd lloll.r.
A vstWvnf Plows and Tiwis 'nUl 3
for Ihsul iiklii- A will lo
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mum
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A itofHilar tiiwtlou lwtura ttri
wud jitkt now Is l i limu
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vkitli tUua-B wliu Hud a til.-.- uro
ill aimliiiK for tlie lluuy tribe
Whwo tu Wet th lt tai-kt 1 1"
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i on but Hut to its, for wi- liaip
It rWit hswe -tbe very to--.t at
tlw lcHtaai firfwM I he --urns
Ifl parbaia ua jru pay f--r a
artMaalawakere. We Hunt - a.
Ul eoiu and xauuiue r.nr u- w
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foa ttp ulaetsUare for ur In. v
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