3 A(tftte
Has n lnra-er circulation th ,u
mm, vmmma
ft a fcpecially at our .lob Printing OH), u
In Suyiler'a ltlm k. east ld" ..' i lie IliJpli
Bridge. rime!n.f. Notcni 1 '"erl'apei,
' Pbatuplets, Order Hooks. Voi '.ere, Tags
, nriil nil klnili of Tic Nic, Iluiu ami Sale
Hills. Weilo all work neatly, cheaply ami
cleanly. Di yon need anything in this,
line? then call anil see ns, or write u u
postal card and we will lie at ytSiir aervlw.
nll.i'i
natvanmnar lirhitcil llll'iilm i i mill
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ti.- s. ' .ir 1111.1s cnlnni'i- ...W
tin- nceiii rviio "f Hi" doy i.
iiitiresting. Iiriftht au l in I' ,"'ii '
editorials lire original mi l Mil
u'wllngoii aoooiint of thi'lrsjiiii
i- independent of fintMilo dii'lntnii
price Is "til dollar a Jonr. .lust ym
II il
Ulttl
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till
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in
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'INDEPENDENT" "LIVE AND LET LIVE."
VOI XXI. No. 10.
Lohighton, Carbon Gonnty,aPonna. January 21, 1093.
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The above cut shows our Kitchon Cabinet opou and closed it
contains Flour Bin, Spice nnd .foiling Pin Drawer mid Bake
Hoard. An iudespensible article for the kitchen. Vice $5.00
We have just received another large lot of Breech loading
Shot Gans. H1 clainr to have the finest assortment nl Guns
and Revolvers outside of the large cities nt jwpular Prices.
Come and be convinced. Our "Leader" Breech-Loading Shot
Guns only .$7..rQ. a first class gun in every lespect
WASH!
Only Five Dollars Bound or Square at the
Leiiigh
Goe! & Hardware Co.,
Hot Prices for Sixty lays
J. W. HELLER'S, SWE STORE, EAST MISSPORT, PA.
o. 8, Full Size, Complete
Hange, $20. No. 7. with No.
8 top, complete, as low as Sl.
We offer tbeie gciuls alllies piir. for
lha next Sixty We litre i.n him' a
lol nl Seconil IIan.1, FliU c'ass
Parlor Double Heaters-.
nhlrli Wf nlll at ry ov (Unroi. Alt
of nur gooh are suarantcpil In jIeap the
buyer or money rcfurnleil.
Call and see our Urc uwk liefor
Imjlng eHeIiert.
Has it ever occurred to you, that
cheaper here than you can buy
Apples and Potato
Are arriving daily in car load lots and are being sold at the vory
lowest prices to retailers
' FRUITS, NUTS, AND CIGARS,
Sold and delivered ut and frequently wny below city prices.
wit
Wholesale ComoiissJon
Boots, Shoes and Rubbers,
An Immense Stock
All "Varieties and Styles
Prices Never so Low
The moat Central Looation Call and be Convinced
at The Sign of the Big Boot.
Kline, Loros & Muschlitz,
714 Hamilton Street, Allentown, f a.
e are Stiring' Things Up.
Last year our trade wan big in January We, wmit tn heat
the record, o arc cutting prirex mwiy down, and moviiin gon
allying, nnd if jou read our jiriien you will eU on in. when in
Allfntown.
Ladies Auhbars 18c. Mis UubUr 1 Ac.
Men's Arctic 16o. All kinds of Hulilittr lower Own the
lowest. 100 pair Ladi&j elirsw, price nns $8, now tmt Ui $1.(10.
Miss Dongola Tip, 05o, In feet all (dung tlieline we slioul
tha prices until thoy nrc wheie
the stork just n we intended.
George
128 H&mlltoti
'Ifjyou rsad the Advocate then you read lie Newt 1
you can buy just as cheap n not
in the city'! it is a solid FACT.
'4wsyi.fff2
Dcalor, East Wefssitort.
jou get the hoe, mid we more
E. Keith,
Street. Allentown.
V. BI Rapsher,
iTToRNRY ) 'VH'XSELLOR A I I.W,
Klnt ilmtr ntmvttlti Mnnilmi llou-t.-.
!nCI! :lflTNK. - PKNtf'A
'w. Kfttntr nil', (.ollrrii.m Atfiici WiM Htiy
iim nrii tini niwiir, i imTtj imi.'uik nt'.u.jr limn
Mil In
ctH'Hiiltril in
ltov '.'-Yl
DR.G.T. EOX,
172 Main Sttvct, Iktli. . i
T I' .in, l)HHi) imitr;, Mom us ,
AT KT"X, HWAS 11m r.l, frilHDWO
r liKIMI hit KM. Hi IlllTKU WfcHSHitm H.
r Al.l.rVlliVN,t. fMNnCKNTItA!, TUtltstlAV '
ltTH,KltllHVH MlSATI'ftl'. i
Office Hours -I'roni H n in. In 4 l. m. 1't.n lice 1
lllllt.-il til ilUcns.-s i. flltc
Eye.Ear, Nose &. Throat
1 IAlw, ItHfrncrl'innf ihf Km Mtbv ni'int-
IlK'lt t(XlMt
F. I. SMITH, D.-D. S.,'J
i iimHi iippiKiii1 1 in i )nr.t I tmin
Hank Street, .eh ;t ton, I'n.
OKNTISTKY IV AW. ITH lULVMIins.
iHMnR nntt inaklna aitlllc1.il denturf s :i tti-lnt-
ty. ocul anpttietlf 1 tiieil.
Unimlmhustere1amlTPPtli Fxtractfil WITH
OUT TAIN.
OrriCE HOUnS: I'rom h . iii., to i2 in.,frmn
1 u. in., to S p. in., f mm 7 n. m., to h p. in,
Cntnnltatlon In KnelUlior ilernian
Oflici- Knnrtnt Hnteton Kerv Sahinln.
A.S.Rabeiiold,
UuKrn orirr Over .J. W ilaudenWti'
U'iuor Store,
lUNK SfP.IXT. LEIIiailTON.
i-iMrj l;i all its branclioA. Teeth Extracted
tlumt I'nin. Oniiuliiilnlstcrettwlien requested.
"Pice Uiii -Wl:iKSI)AY of each week.
M.adiiCM. MXENTOWN,
1 I Lelighcountv.rn.
THE CARBON HOUSE,
Honry Urumbore, Prop'r,
FittST-HTttnnr, m:iiinhtonv. pessa.
TheGHrlMn Homo lm been r climated nnd
miroed throusliBiit: It U r left He. Ilrhteil hikI
well enlllaled. and Nnmoim the Hent Hotels In
thU section of the State. The mtrmuiireof the
nuDiic M solicited, nest HCcoinintHiJittons for
permanent nnu tran lent ciitom. marge very
inotierate. ruio j.uiuors, r reu Jiecr aim l'orier
and tJooil Clais
foi a.Ue nl the lUr.
Juno IP, "W-.t.:
I'lin 1.iiine MrMnurnnt In the IlilRh
Valley.
CIRCLE CAPE
i. ion ham. nuii.riiNn,
.v.,;-..,. ALLENTOWN,
CIIAS. A. IIOWMAN, lTnn,
ThU 1'opuUr IteiitAurant has been thoroughly
iiiiHlatlon nreot a superior nnd invltinKcltarac
t-r. All the delicacies ot the season nerved at
moderate rates. Tho bar It supplied with none
but the ben brand of Wines Jbiuor, Ales
Cigars, t-tc.
Iidlea' I H nine lloiint lit the- Hear
Oscar Ohristm.ni,
vi:tssroi:r, r.v.
JJvery uitl Kxvhnngr Stubks.
Eayr!ilhi8C:irlini;e anil title ilrhlni; horses
f..,i nunoiUtloni to aseiittiliilere,.rt
Mall anil IHeguiili onlert pinlnpllvnlteuileilto
(live iiw a trial. inaysel-ly
The Celebrated
Cypress Shino-lo.
litmranlstul luH Ingth,
The very bet Shingle In tho Miirlcot.
Mannfat lured hj
RICKERT & SNYDER,
riuli'iimiil, Irllil.i.
tou mle ix wr.tsamiir nv
J. K. niOKRRT,
Hkl ) It IN
All Kinds of liuililin Lumber
HAVIi VOUlt
Freiihl, Baaie aafl Parcels
IlKl.lViniUl AV
John F. Hottenstein.
Careful attention paid lo tbc Delivery of
r rei"lit, liatrease aud l'arceis (o all lurts
of town at tlic Ion est prices. A share of
puuuc pftiionaqu is respectluiiy solicit cr..
K9""Feave orders at Sweeny's, Koch's
or i.eiuensutu s.
CHARLIE LEE,
CHINESE LAUNDRY.
flower's IlitlMInc opposite Tost Office,
FlUSTST.-, r.KIIKillTON'.rA.
Il'ork tnken In every day of the week
an-i prommiy nuemlM to.
Katnllr U atiln done at very reasonshle
rates.
TATltOS-AOH bOLlt'ITUD.
AT
Soidoi'B Bakery,
t"trt Street, U'hlaUton, yuu will itlwnv lb
rrel.et and He I
BREAD AND CAKES.
live, Whent and Vienna Urea
Kln.li liver) Day. Oar Vlenim llieaa cHiiuat
be emielleit. WeieMiwcirelly Mlcl' jimr patron-
M. witteli lor Uie wihi,
Ruidel's Vienna liakcry,
Oii. Oberl's, flRlir ST.. I.KlllliinoN,
T.O CONSUMPTIVES
'the nniiVi-tliriiMl hitvlnv ut. t.liirilih
tieiiltli hv uluinle uiAAnt. oitur MiifTr rim furalov.
er.U mru with n e-.ete lun alTuetiou, and eft
driiiUl dllOAft foiltll til lit Inn. llalllltllt linalf
knoMii in bin (ttflow sulterer the itieuua uleurea
itiimMw wno uewro k, ne win rnoeituii send
iiri-vui riutrifeiB pom ui in prfM'rilKloUllM'a,
nun mr win nnu rr rnie mr lumu
tlun, Astilitna, IlreuirlillU and all throat
luitK AJalHdle. lie hoiws nil uftrni li
hWrtiiii'lii in li U luvuluuble. 'I oam tie
tin (ii, -u i ipitn. ixlileh will eutl tliem ii(4hlii.
Bin him) tnnr a i'i miik. mu ue.tiu suoif H,
Rev. KinVAItl) A. IT I I.SOX, IliMikl)
ewjork. pr gx, ic"-7
Honry Miller
LBHIGHTON,
PIjAXINC. MILL
MAXPPAPTUHKK OKI
Window anp Door Frames,
Doors, ShnHers,
window wthes,
Mouldings, Hrnekets,
AND niULKK la
All Kinds of Dressed Lumber
yitingle, PailinK.
Tlamloek Lumber, &r.,&c.
Very Lowest Prices.
jpSale bill printed "hep. a
Qrfo flrenfott Dlnni DiirifSor
f liv Wlllllbjl UlllU I ilf lf J
KNOWN. A
UlT.riHI.Iflnmi.fl 1a.II. lr.tat1.Aft
cheapen ami be-r. lliitowiof filL-fZ!
LMIl,lI)l'rri.l!aorIJ,lMllin5f
one rent a dote. It will euro the.
nwBiraBcsor 8hmuiM,Aip.rrom
vu Hint anim inrnfl rKTOinia.
am mmn ntnutma - .u J
best medicine to nso In allff
PftWB fit anrJi fttnlilmmt nml Bt ..
deep oentca illecnw. VoMnilri:
not crer tako At?,:
siir.i'iiiiiEpa
or mprmrj, i npy nro dead ' ', j ' '
Ir. I'laro rouf trust ln0""1??'''?.0
matterwtiat All
tho tUMnt nml hoar
you, uso
wtthTellowetIckTDmt wait until Ton
euuuMiuiir ii;ourffn; uuauiiunaik,ur
breath font nnd sam flit tin vmir lmilt.
offensive? VonrbiitfrvtiomGat once.lt
Bwjiunrii is ou ft mu ruro jou. Dilipnor
ofonler. rjacjVBlttcrslft
a
lmmcfllAtclrhoytrang.UiOnlnniltot'
lno tnlrjc,us utc llemombcr what yon
rony.elo-Jread here. It may ear ?-otir
pwon t wait until to-nionow.
E3
Try a Bottle To-day!
Are vrni low.nIrItetI ntnl nenk.
ror MiOVrliur from tiw cxrpMeg ,r
fwlll cure you.
Sonil .t Sent stnni l A. I Onlwnr A Co.,
ltoeton. Ma ik. for Uixt meillcal trork vulunl?
PROF. ALEXANDER BOUDROU
DISCOVliltl'.It OF
Bouirou's MlracDlons Remedies.
Liberal 311 tided riijlclftnt Kndomol !;rm
in
Ah beinsthe (liealeit 1 " lien (iinnerwiisoverinyMife sljpiwd
vnsssioii '!:? ; wr r ,f l,e. ''av?ravf,n,!y slc!
In accordance to uMruo inR ns only such "linld headed tyrants'
i.rfSre''soean,cr I c,n, eavlnZ "H unnecessary and irre
able. Diphtheria, Asth-1 sponsible meiisiiiokingand reminiscenc
niii, lironthlili. catarrh, inr; in my ilett of 5 by 'J.
tho result oi iinru!ie'1 ,
nioplexynnd lltnospar
nlled restored to their
liufliral fiitidltlmi. Kulnn
bin nnd Loh dlsciiso cured. It lien in nf I tin
Sciatica, nturaltiia. liriRht'n disease ot the kid
iieys,ltvercniidaliit,itvHenten, nnd ao-called
soart disease are ejitlreiy cured bv pnro inedl-
ur.o oi iny umi prfiHirimi.
n L)u tins nine ears titer Iti.ooo eroiiH hiwv
hnd theae nienlclnes nnd nro liilni ullnessen
cl their north. I will not go Into pracllcemy-
sen, ieing oer TMears oi nee; utit sell my
medicines on l v. 1 haic two eminent nhvnici.ui4
connnected wlllt ine to attend to catling nl the
resiopncesni me mck ii retpiireo.
TESTIMONIALS,
from l'ntrlck Itnrke.
ruii-ADFXri'iA, April 0, It-t.
PniteHSOi noiiilroil- Dear Sir Allow me to
send jou my sltn-ere thannslor the jfood that
our ineuifini' Kim' inr nnu jou can
er II J one noose. lor t no oeneni
the Hiitferers. In which 1 w III state I had mv
hand crusheit coupUnn the ears, and doctored
ii, ii mi wnt in i no nospitai nuoui six wetKS,
il mv hand liernineso swollen, and intljtnma.
tlon taking place, some of the doctors thought I
would have In get in) hand Amputated to aave
r me, nut i was ioiu nv one oimy menus to
tit I'rnf. IWtiidron'it ofllce. ninl r?et sdiiio nfhls
I iied let ne for It, and that he knew It would nave
nana.
went there and cot the medicine, and In two
eeks the well In 2 till went down, nnd I had the
use nt my fingers. Then I went to work, nnd
consider myself wfll. and earnestly recommend
the remedy to all nlUicted like me. There Is
nothing In tho world like It to destroy blood
poison, reduce swelling uunlhllate pain, restor
Inunction In tlio nerves, nnd circulation in the
blood; there Is nothing to compare to It.
Jtespccuuiiy joura,
f'ATlElCKilUItKK.
1701 N. Mil M., i'blladelnbm, I'.i.
From JoMtpli Klrkner.
ITH Ninth Street, riiiladelpl.la, l'u.
Please Allow iiio to ndd mv testlmnnv to onr
list. Uatlns been suustruck three times dnrhis
twenty jenra, ine iasi nine u was so iiautnaii
at lied IMt lor otir inmillit; liail the er liest
doctors uui was sun puiioz auuy. niiiiap
ii tto tioor. nml crpat imln all nver nip. At.
tcmiiled In fro out, tmt conlil not staml the biiti,
woulil often tlropilomt ulillenttemptlnffto wilk
tlieca5ewatconHlilerc(laeryhailonei it was
Inclined to run on congestion or the brain, nas
then rct'Otiiiiicnileil lo I'rof, llotidrou'it meillclne
suit I iiiaiIo out to lot to lilt onlce, 1T27N. loth
street, nml 1 koi the medicine undlntlireo
et'kH lime i was nine 10 no out ami renilinc 10
iv tiiislnett. tliiiuuh one of mv lionx.., dieil lo
tlie meantime from tho head, while r stood It.
and am able to attend to butmes-t now. Thankt
to llod Almlirlity and to Prof, lloiutrinrs medi
cine, which 1 will nt'ommetid loreicr to any
poor sunercrnt i wa,,ouni oe pieiii-n 10 n.uo
an) one call and see me for further liirorm.it Ion,
I"1HTI1IIIIV ,.nir
lOSKI'll KlUhXlt.
onicc and Uiboraloi y nicn d.iily fiom ' u. in.
9 p ill. ,.an or n mi. in
A l.l'.A All "'r.l. llllU lll.Ul,
1727 Xorlh rpoUi Strct.
itw. 10. 'ss-ly. riitl.nlelplil.i, I'.i.
Html 2 eenl stiiiiip Tor unliable book.
Stoves,
Tinware. '
Heaters and
Ranges,
l,i f.rr..it I'liriMv nt !
... w... ;
S, -.rTTitv f i i -iTi-m'c. 1 ,n03t lioerty.a liberty, it must bo ad
AM IJ J!j Li UA till hi mitted, they did not abuse, but used and
, ,, i, i o. . I
Fopular .'store, Hank fstreet.
rc ,t at: .
Roofing and Spouting a specird
ty. Stove repairs furnished
on short notice
Reasonable!
Not wtiat wsy, b. v,i.:.i the
people say is what sells 1JANAS
SARSAI'ARILLA. lie sure ii It
made In llt'lfiutf Xi)liie.t
A. H. DOANE.
CURED! CURED I! CURED 1 1!
" EoltrgMHRt el Llfir sd Splm with
mti Trwble."
teAOINS PHYSICIANS IN CHICAGO,
DETROIT AND BOSTON
Tried, TrltHl unci Yrlrtl
But 5 Bottles ef Dim's BEAT THEM AIL!
KkXUKR. IS lot' 1UVF. AXV IMM'aTH
AUOVT TUK Tttl m il)' TIIK lull l.'l IKtl.
IXVKMTiaiTK lOU YOt'lb.SJ.1 . Ol'lt
TESTIUOXI 1 A UK Mil. IHI'K.
I'ARliON IS loll hlYlKti, 1 ll.VlV I-.
TUS. KIMi III ir Ll'UKS.
11 IMI IH N, All.,
tieuUfMeH-- lluiitt recfiu.l 1.0 mucii
bcnciU front lln u . of lASi'i S..VIIKA
Tlip l'AltILl.. thai I fefl It
I srHC Hiy .liity to uritt- )ou n-
Kmrtlln nn ihm. For year. 1 Um e bc-11
lniulil.il ultb IlnlHrgciueiil uf Hi.
Liter unit Nilern, aUo Imd lilil
nrj Truublf. 1 ).) tint
lor luo VIKirt )'art 1 uh
minMc tVIIUIV lu work.
For M.'elii. ttuii iDiuble lo aiet
from the hetl luu rhulr ttlllioul
liel. I bu.a diKtorcd iu Clslrtitlo.
letroltanii IIohIo)! uithout rivci,.
tag au brarut. In -1-1 A iH-iruli
I dtK.tore.1 niih I 11 A 1 eight
iltftuvnt Lsuctur-. wieii( tiiiiiilrtHlM
of dollar i ulCuoitl reevitlus;
i any beiHelit. I .nn.- i. the euoe of
Maine tuiu. i tin- uilvn. ur Mr. Maker,
tried s Wile of ...-.ur HAW-Al'AKlU-A.
ml I i-eeeie4 ao nnncc
luurltitoneilllliHt wUnto
I look (oar itp. ami 4tlay I
nm it el I niuu.
You are at IIIm rt lu publish thi. uu.l I
will htnd tiehlnd l'
K--1- u.iil. . .nr.
l li lr
Oass Saissssriiu Cu. ItMsst Usina
LOVE THAT LOITEHS.
They will brlnit tl1r ImnnlM kibdneu
Wlien our mrs Are denf t love;
Wben (be tfrwe e abre
And tieimH their irtwni Mlnrinn.
Whwi we (tiiumH hm rwrct
Tliy will wt tLelr ftbaUnw tear,
A If Mteh could i arreum
Or dlAcharpr the llvlnt; debt.
They wiit kiMm we nuall tint rrar
Sunbtne la jon btIui retreat:
Ulf t4 of life, however sweet.
Yet they keep thm for the ;rar.
Though tle grate h Iwt dejrtlr.
And but liollnw ecWrM wait
All wbo knock at that weird gate.
Pi Ml they pour their treaure tberti,
hH t he anon j shaft ailre;
We ahall never rend the lie;
Orlef nprearn the marble high.
But remorse i an rear It higher.
Tbey w HI roiuo vt ben wo are dnul.
When to lore, our ll arc dumlc
Then our latrfftrd friends will come
And ilrnv flAfs .i arLuil
-Mr.JJ.ll.MoranglaKew Voi'kA.tvnlr. i
A II TIO I
'liilrtlU.
I had not ai-eii Sawyer "Cal," as we
called him ainco we iwrted at Harvanl
upon commencement day, when, full ot
fervor nnd the claw punch of 'SI, wo
swore to keep one another in sight.
Cal went home and into leather, and
I to a desk in Wall street. Now, five
years later, I had almost rnu over tny
old college mate in my nightly mad rnsli
for tho L. I seized him liv the arm and
I bore lilin alonj;, iKwtponinjr apologies
I until 1 had him packed into my little
! np town flat nnd introduced to my wife,
who was the dearest woman on earth to
J me btill, uud who I knew could comfort
and console the tall Californlan as I
i could not, for I had already discoveied
mat sawyer hail come eat In pursuit of
fie eintce Welhllehe,
Suddenly n blow on the door startled
oawycr niuiosr, out oi nts cnair.
"Uis majesty wishes to ccina in," 1
said; rising and opening the door.
'What a magnificent brute!" exclaim
ed Sawyer.
"Not 'brute,' if you please, Cal, but
my friend. Amado, kindly shake hands
with my old friend here nnd then com
pose yourself. You know your are
rather pervasive in n room of this size."
My mastiff gravely did as he was bid
and then tettled himself at my side witli
n thud that made the things shake on
the table.
"That's about the only uncivilized
thing about him," I said, laughing. "He
still leinembera that hit wild auccntors
had to make their bed in the wilderness
nnd crushed the tangle of vine and root
under them."
Sawyer, who was quito at much of an
animal lover as myself, knelt down be
side tho dog, f.iirly running over his
points of beauty and of breeding his
coat of delicate fawn, silvery on flank
and shoulder; his breadth of chest nnd
strength of loin, the velvet blackness of
his muzzle, the whitenest of hit teeth,
tho clear brown of hit eyes, tho pure,
rich scarlet of his tongue, the black
markings of the mouth and tho sinewy
power of hie straight, wide paws.
"Wliere did yon tind such a magnifi
cent dog, you enviable fellow';" asked
Sawyer as he seated himself nnd re
lighted his cigar.
"Dear old chum! He is getting pas
sive and rheumatic. I've owned him now
three years, nnd I've never yet regretted
the small fortune I had to pay to get
him from the former owner a person
wholly unworthy to possess oven a pug.
But it it for heller reasons than points
or liedigree that he it lxdoved next to
the boy, and even th boy can't put his
nose out of joint. He was the ileus ex
machina that gave ine my wife."
"Ah! That sounds interesting," said
Sawyer, "Tellmethe wholestory. I've
confided to j ou my plight, and you won't
find a better listener."
I had never before felt the least in
clination to babble of iny own affairs,
past or present, but it I could soothe and
distract the mind of this old classmate
that was plainly my ditty, "Very well,
then, here goes for it. Yon will find it
as mild as n homoeopathic pellet, but it
was interesting enough to me." 1 6nid
this with well affected indifference, lmt
was really eager to begin.
"Margaret my wife and I had
grown up together in u little town in
southern Ohio. Yon know the kind per
haps everything pastoral nnd religious,
au cnurcii ami no cuaperons wnere
the boys aud girls were allowed thent-
enjoyed wan a sort of sturdy sanity nnu
helf respect Impossible in this sophistl-
cated, crowded city of conventionalities.
i We sue anil l liven siao uv sine anil
j Ue,d long ttnd C0UfldenUft, TOn-.er6alions
over the stiff, green wire fence that sep
arated our grapo arbor from her bed ot
bunch for her, and at the first chill hint ! Brden-'1'' acres of while shirt
lot winter helped her cover her roses front-sitting for hours in ... atm
with straw, making their tallstalki in- I phere .ugjes ire of overcoats. They
to queer, angnlar scarecrows for Jack Vnt oat clubhouses and hot reslau-
Fret's terrifying. "" f b "n,ln
, ,.t.. . .,ii, ,r.a ,. v-,- ts,i,.,i., .a dripping perspiration from exercise
te.i roses. I saved tne last sweet, frosty
! and the thirst for knowledge of books'
. ... ..... .
ana men tnat sinoiaereu in ner ureasi
l.itnn.lH.,fA,Wiruil n-rti
eo I was sent to Harvard. While still a
freehmau I came to regard my native
town ae the vanishing point in the per
spective of an inglorious lust. With
what a lofty smile I should have received
the hint that the dark eyed little girl
i whom I bail left tn lie h,r rn alnn.
, might one day aruplv avenge all my!
slight! '
"lcouoeal.Hliiiyboyi.il delight iu life
i 'iier the moat prouounced awl classic ;
'ludifferentism.' and 1 wonder even now I
how svsr mv mother conld not uo with !
me. lly old trletnls lanalwl at my airs
and my reformed accent, secretly dislik
ing aud euryin ine. I naturally found
tt inncli pleasauter to speatl my vaca
tions in tlio sobtiilng atmosphere of be
(nge like myself, after a brief visit to my
I mother.
"Dnrim; these occasion I saw Mar
! garet only oure or twice, and always
carrictl away the dUttubiag imprecsion
1 that she was in no way inipreaeail either
by iny eiqierior manuersor talent. Tills
waa slightly annovtng, as she was far
and away prettier than any girl of my
acquaintance, east or west. To be sure,
! I had made her blnsli ucli auexqnislte 1 maoe sou uuiy witness, uui oeing
red but it was with vexation. Upon 1 b!ee4 with reasonable health ami man
1 my flret departure we had writteu one -y strength and the sublime confidence
another quite regularly, but about the 1 ot ignorance, he pluugesintothe dauger
middle of my firtt vear I received a let- without a thought ou hi part or a qualm
ter from her. In which the professed of conscience on their part,
humblv to believe tlut her western ways Lungs are not made of chilled steel,
were lmt a burden to such an exalted Yet it is wonderful what tbey are daily
being as I had become and wrote no aud nightly subjected to, and bow mnoh
more. Her letters were so fresh and in- they will turra-sometimrs. You must
, dividual that I niieeed them, but I was 'tw ' ' 'hey really arsjlrjraiUoally
' fatuous enough to accept her sileuce as iodestructible. they are put to soch e
a simple hearted tribute to my worth. I vere test and with so little coucern.
say, Sawyer, nheu a man U a fool bow, road song upon this, the face of
many different ways lie fiuik to show HI" ' scores of personal friend and acquaint
"Or when he Is in love!" added Saw- a nee who Ml iu the prime of manhood
yer ruefully. men of stalwart frame and superb
"That stage was to oome soou tauecalar energy rite liefore as in
ettaugu. Along the last uontk of the memory, wall the way i strewn with
year I bad caught 'wiuged word' here physical wrecks of the mortally wound
i and there regarding some not impos- ed victims of fashion. New York Her
, aible hlw. spending a year ia Boston, aid.
who IihiI iie ome a creator of contention z
uetwi. n ..hi. uis given of college' r s. itt (.
'sprin.i.- on were in '80 and of "They't i iked in a pretty tough hsuk
eoursw uui uiiaraued. Would this eh 1 lag lot tow suwttuuc. Laraa'l they!" ob
accept one or all of tha inrtUtlonJ show- served the stranger, who had dropped ia
ered upon her'; Would aba like Van at the police station
Beuiwelaei s rooms best, ailed as they "Yon are baking at the wrouk gaug,"
were with old colonial fnrmture and said theraponr i whom a had spoken
silver, or woo Id she prefer lo linger at 1 u.e are not i4m nrlsouer They are
Taney's. In a tarely JEkhaman ataos; uf tawyar,." Y.VtOgSt-
piiBW, wna't-oiiiix gioti'j fcna ournnCT
"Tho nffnlr promised tolw Interesting,
and I wa bent upon lieing a witnw
possibly inyelf not wholly unnoticed.
It was llierefore with a very, had grace
that I read lit A letter from iny inotber I
Hint Margaret liurton was in Boston, 1
and nuking tne to see that elm was Miit-.
ably initiate! into the prpcioiiMien of j
things Han-anliaii. And yet I wa '
piqued enongh when In answer to iny i
t rortnal nole 1 had dispensed with the ,
iieUnlcall I received a closely worded I
! little note saying tiiot-slie had already '
t Hccpteil for 'spreads at Weed and
i llalwortliy. 1 had of couue supposed
that she knew nobody, and liad been by
no means averse to act thn modern
mentor to n fair Telemnclm. Of courso
you've guessel tho end, Kvcnnu expert
' detective would have a clew by tills.
But I waa as unsuspicious as only a
, foregone couclmion can make one, and
when I sauntered Into White's rooms at
Halwortliy and i Margaret anr
ronnjfil hy 'Ilia iiei'lallve,' as we
Ca" ',em' "'"'")? gracious, witty ami
wholly nt eae, I was ilumfounJed,
overcome, ecr.tne. Whether It was that
ny tiatirity mioke for ine, or as 1 think
now, irompure womanly mnunefs, aiar
garet neither worned me, as I dewrved,
nor froze met at she well knew how.
She gave me her hand in its long yello-v
glovo, mnde a place beside her.and then
seemed to quite forget me.
"I've made a lengthy preamble, but
the denoueuieuf is at hand. Suffice it
that the next year I was iier slavish
shadow. 1 climbed awkwardly down
out of the rarefied air of my superiority,
content to be in the same world with
her. She perhaps susiiectcd the truth
ot one of my own epigrams that it it
only an unrequited love that makes a
man good and keeps him humble. She
was sweet and frank and charming, but
she had no blnhe lo hide from me.
There were no quarrels to make up, ami
while 1 got at many smiles at the rett
and the rest were many and ardent 1
was never given n confidence nor mado
trcmbliug witness of u tear.
" Wheiever Margaret went 1 followed,
usually on n later train, at I was always
forbidden if I stated my intentions.
Now comet the crisit, modestly dra
matist Margaret had gone to Xarra
gausett for n week. After two days I
found tho town intupportably hot. and
getting off late nrrited at the hotel
about 11 o'clock. There wilt dancing
in the ballroom, aud as 1 registered at
tho desk through 1 lie wide doors 1 could
see the lights and the moving figures.
An 1 hesitated there, making up my
mind, as there was no chance of a danco
witli lier, to grumble crossly off to lied
and a lover's dieamt, n child, almost a
baby, dashed suddenly out of the side
corridor and ran, screaming shrilly,
throngh tho doors and down tho aisle
made by the dancers, who were lwgin
ning the lancers.
"Behind the child came an enormous
mastiff, his eyes blazing, a length of red
tongue showing between hit dripping
jaws. 1 do not know to this day how 1
got there, but an instant laler I stood in
themiddlu of the ballroom holding the
child high in (he air. Then the child
began to pound iny head and face,
kicking violently. The dog stood by
my side WHgging his tail. A roar from
the men and u heartless giggle from tho
women began to enlighten ine, When
the child's mother took him fro'nrmo
and liegan resentfully to smooth dov;n
his tumbled htccs 1 quite understood.
'Tlte dug was tho pet and victim of
this enfant terrible, and I the hero ot a
comedy. Cruelly mortified nnd deep
ly disgusted, 1 turned to go. Somebody
stepped out of the group nearest me. It
was Margaret. She hei.l out her hand
to me, nnd in her ejes I read something
sweeter than pity. I liouglit the dog,
who was of courso .Vmado."
At the sound of hit name the mastiff
oiieued one eye sleepily and beat with
hit gieat tail mi the tloor. Dorothea
Lummis in Cliiogn Inter Ocean.
i:,a,p. III. Dnu lo.lrii.lluo..
1'. Marion t'l.nvforil says that ha
thinks tliero i u richer field for the nov
elist in the United States than in Uurope.
Aud yet Mr. ( r.iwfoid confines his at
tention largelj to Ilnly and neglects the
"original ihuiiii'ters" of Amellca, whom
he somnclt admires. Rochester Herald,
A Until, .tlju.
The iiiim who has never needed to have
any teeih pulled out is the loudest lu ad
vising lire mffurer to "lirace up like a
man nnd Irivi. the ihiin. out at mice.1
r.n-hange.
TAKING DESPERATE CHANCES.
Tli soil of UWUs IVnpU Htm Kvcry l)y
Hllli. .lit I. f Hint Tsred.
I Why don't more jieopliUeof pueuiuo
tlia, quick iM.Hsiittqitfnii nnd other lung
trouble?
That is what 1 think every night in
upper Diiadway. There you'll see a
score or two of men coming out of su
perheated, theaters ltetweeu the acts to
stand in unprotected full drets around
the cold and drafty lobbies or out on
the sidewalk for a chat or a smoke.
You'll see them at the Madison Square
w"u ""'"J r ""ProTliIon against
' III ovlt. nf inrli1n oli.iiir. n) l.nuwri.
i "'"
1 VUrS. 1 OH CR1I 1UCCI I UejJl OH UfUBU-
i wa? witli topcoats thrown wide open
and the chest exposed from necktie to
waistband.
Yet it it only now and then that we
know of a man wbo was out around
town in apparently good health the day
before yesterday who Is a corpse today.
There are more than a thontiiid men
faking such desperate risks every night
during the fashionable season In New
rk.
If you were to tell one of these that
he was tunning a greater risk of sudden
ueaiu man it n were gome imo me
heat of an ordinary battle, be would
probably laugh at yon. Yet it would
be the solemn truth.
If he were a soldier going into action
It would be witlt blanched face and
trembling Itneet and silent prayer.
whereas it Is now with careless miea
and tlipuant tongue ami spirited devil
try that he dare the awfnl speeier of
death.
If he were ixmtinej lo his room with a
, mortal disease he would be surrounded
by hif sorrowing family and anxious
friends, and bis will would have been
FEMALE ORlMiKAIS.
A DETECTIVE SAVS THAT WOMEN
ARE MORE CRUEL THAN MEN.
In lUslltv Tlicr Air at Mn,,v SMiaU
C'tlnilnsU Tlmrr At fsle, but I'lr
rtiin,tni.rs. t',i.plre toSbUld tl, trick
ed MmtiMN ttMi- hl'l,t itsform.
Theodore C Metnler, the well known
Ban Kraiiclsni .letectlve. lit. not hail
twenty-six years of xt-ii)uceiiihitpro-ftlnn
without oliiHintng some very
strong Inipressioiisniul oplni.utt in rard
to i rime and criminals.
"As n sort of text," said Ir. Motxler.
"for what I have to say ou thl subject.
I will state that in considering men and
women at criminals, between whom and
their deedt comparisons are lo be unule.
I rensider that, while man f undoubted
ly, as a rule, the more prominent iu
crime, woman, nu the other hand, ia at
once more cruel and cutniit.i; in what
she does.
"From the ciicmuetniice tuat a con
siderable less unrulier of t-uiii-ii than
men are convicted of crime the infer
ence it diawu that iu women tli- crim
inal propensities are weaker or under
better control. Such a conclusion is,
however, not borne out by the fti tt, for
when crimes have been traced to woman
It has been found irl the great majority
of caset that the guilty deeds have been
committed not only with systematic
cunning, but aleowith a confus and
cruelty which hare ssldnin been attrib
uted to man.
"Tlierenru several rpakntis,"cmitiiiued
Mr. Metzler, "why so few women have
been convicted of crim. Stan't natural
sympathy for her often ranset him to
overlook important points against htr,
and then again he ia always extra care
ful for fear he might do' hr injntlci)
and injury. Men in the detective pro
fession may pretend tn lure no sympathy
for a woman, jet a good looking face
and a bewitching smile alway. rind a
tender siKit in their herK
"Of course there are exceptions, but
they are very few. If there are iii-ii In
this profession who are not susceptible
to a woman's plea, I, in my experience
of twenty-six years, have failed to And
them.
"Another thing; It is seldom consid-
cred that girls are watchd mine care
fully than boys and ale under greater
restraint. Neither is it taken into ac.
count that older females spend mine of
tnetr time at iioin. while males of their
own age aro on the street or mingling
with persons whose habits are not al
ways tho best. Many of the temptations
lo crime come from bu.itiet complica
tions, in which women have little nr uo
share, as they spend most of tiisir time
at home with their children and female
companions. Mn.t hnniicnles, you know,
are the results of anger excited when
persona are away from thir homes and
families, at violent quarrels generally
take place iu the stieet or barioom, and
not iu the parlor or sitting room.
'Now as to the cruelly and delibera
tion of the female criminal. The history
of crlmeshows that most of thotnnrders
committed by women are ihose perpe.
trated by the administration of polsou,
Theyshowcarefnl preparation and great
deliberation. In almost every instance
treachery it employed, the victim being
invited to partake of refreshments hv
one who is presumod tn be a friend.
Mnider by the administration of pol-
son is considered the most foul and the
darkest of all crimes, bnt it is the one
tuat women have been addicted to tnort
generally than men In all ages and
countries.
Another tery lemarkable fact," con
tinued the detective, "has recently been
mentioned iu u London papeSjiby tht
Chaplain of I'leikenwell jail. It Is tint
somocrimii..lH are practically incurable.
t rom a Utile prepareil by hint it wa.
shown that liming last year th-ie were
committed to fin prisons and jailt of
England and Wal-t .",- men and D.761
women who had rs-eti cotivlcteil n lets
than ten times previously. You sthe
foice of the i'onip.irioti.
-V partial explanation of tula strange
state of thint may be found in the fact
that women ate more thoroughgoing m
all things, good, bad or indifferent, than
the men. They do nothing by halvss.
lie the matter the construction of a
shortcake, the making of a crazy quilt
or tne potsontug iu a rival, woman de
votes all her time, knowledge and talent
to what she hat iu view.
Then, a gain, a woman hat less chance
of reforming than a man. The latter
can go to a strange or distant place,
raise whiskers or sliaj'e those he had, as
sume a different name and commence
life anew. He can generally find em
ployment, but with the wumtn it is
more dllficnlt. Disgnlse ia not sn eaiy,
and if she goes to a different place some
one it liable to retognize her.
A strange woman it always looked
on with suspicion, as it Is presumed that
site would piefer to lire iu the town
where she was brought up and when
her old acquaintances aro. A man gets
credit for his enterprise If he goes to a
new country and engages in a business
for himself, bnt such is not the case
with a woman. If she Is one disoor
ered her own sex ai the first to point
their lingers at iter, turn up their notes
aud refute to associate with her. the re
sult of which is that she become hard
ened and callous, aud Is again driven to
crime." Sjii Francisco Tost.
Iloterlknc DUsass by tlx En.
it is perfectly possible, by ineaua of
the Instruments of the Nineteenth cen.
tury, to exactly learn the optical condi
tion of an eye, tn decide jntt what
glasses, if any, ate needed for its perfect
working, and It Is also possible to loo if
in upon it, and by the appearance of irt
tissues and its blood vessels lo decide a
to I he existence of serious disease when
there are few other tymptoms that point
to it, when thete may he none beside to
be found in the body that itirirely
prove it.
I may mention two i lasses nf disease,
one constitutional and the other local,
which illustrate Ihit statement. The
eye mirror opthalraoxtope is the instru.
inent by which such tilings are settled.
Bright's disease, a name carrying dread
to inauy a honeeboM, Is the consttru
lioual disease to which 1 refer. Its not
a few oases the diagnosis of it it mad
by the examination of the retina with
the eye mirror.
The expert will make no mistake if
the eje gives evidence of it, for it signs
are positive in ininnte bleeding from tht
blood vessels and peculiar fawn colored
spot on the retina. The surgeon dread
to rind thein, because they are evidence
of an advanced sttge of the malady
which prematurely destroy so many
lives, bright' disease is iu fact a de
generation of many of the tisanes of tha
body, the walls ot tlis arteries being
amosg them. In uo part of the bedy
oun thi degeneration be so readily de
tected as in the retina or the eye.--os.
taopollteiv.
lir'aLlot; It nstiiis.
"Mr. Small," said the lodger to hit 1
laadlady, "I thought you didn't allaw
smoking in the uarlorr"
"I dou r." replied Mrs. Ktual) with a
ergy. "Who's doing it, I'd like tokuow"
"Wtdl. if yon have time yon might
kttw ist and remonstrate with the lamp."
Bxcbaage.
Tw IHsalpals SM Orsu-.
tt is not gati. tally known that au
orange hit iu its exact center by a rill
ball will vauish ai oat froau sight
Such, however. I I in- fsi I Shooting tl
through the t-euier s. atieie it in such ia
Aaitteltiuil pieoe that ii is at uo lost
to tight. P-.mburg Otsjatah
WOMEN AT ENGLISH, I1A.CES.
Hie- .tt. rarl? Alna. tlralih, and
Allstirf llscau.a 1 lt, l. ,l.
The women one sees at the i, line
are Hie women of the fashionable world.
Itftanllfullyattlrrd, isi-otiiil l, .allanls.
They move about "Il tin- l.vi . r pre
side at their luncheon ul.',, - m r the
trees or over their h.tn..ir n n, .rear
lingest thoy chat and prun oi,.,d ' ,kea
light Interest lu the i.irr. w.ilk about
the paddock andlmili e' Ut i uv - do
the hnimt iu a Ihix or r '-) In tlcu ta t
at th grand stand: lmt one .'. -u ) see
them bulling out money In put on a
hoiee or chasing an.tit.il t,, tin 1 out
"what's good iu this'rai e.' I)n. ,. u mi t
see them consulting the li - in th nioi ii.
lug papers, or Jack's tips, or au.vlio.ly s
tips, or In any way showing that Ihey
ire afilicted with a aeseie attark nf
rambling fever.
The Euglish women ore the most
charming realm of lite Uuglish inces.
They, with their lovely toilets and holi
day airs, give it the garden party flavor
that help to k.p it a stiort instead of a
bnainest.
lint it's not in nuture fnrtliem to al
ways look nu and never participate,
English women have a finger in thn
racing pie alto. You'd hardly snspectlt
to watcn tueiii at Hie laces, but Ihey do.
They are usually women who go racing
for the love of the sport and who know Dcsr Sir Naturally energetic I found
more or lest about the horses. When it hard lo be the victim of fell dlsesie. I
they want to bst they -k a connnis- "at terribly troubled with my stem-
sioner, some gentleman who la b.tlug f h. my food would break up soar after
for l.iinstir.or else some on. they can' IT '"nrwS.J.. LVVL
tin fur il, ironM. i ..,-.!.. "'Sht with a linming, -sour ala
. i 'ro"1,'e- l,nt cer,in Irosjed 'feeling there, that made my
amnnnt on a horse Tor litem. No money lirealmostilnhcarahle. Idoctoredwith
passe, on tlie course. The "settling" is physicians and took many lo called cure
all done away from there, and usually by ' but none helped me s seeing In the news
letter and checks. 1 papcrsof the wonderful enrcs performed
Women who bet heaiily and coutin- kr r. Barld JKennedy't Faiorlle
nany anrtttierearesuc li transact tlielri
hnsna .lir..w .nu . ii.....i.
t, .i Hv . H I .u" V . h
juit like a man. Bnt tht. again isnt
evident on the course. When such
woman fancies a horse she sends tel
egram from her home th morning of
the day he runt, making her bst, or she
wires her bet or "order" from the
corn-si before the race. ITsnally, too.
cues the sort of a woman who can letatl
,, .,
the latest fashionable gn.tip iu piquant
tyle, while her eqnine "fancy" is add
leg to or subtracting from her hank ac
count.
There are a great many English wom
en who bet in this way, and who now
and then stand In win tidy sums in the
- . , , . w, ' ioi. Alter using u mil a sunn vtuuo
early books ou big races. Then tl.er).s,,he k,wil , p,tk In hflllh ,nd
a lot of playful improniptn betting at ' strength and is well woman to-dy.
places like Kptom and Ascot. I've teen rtllDCC I honestlr believe had
liaiet lean overthe rrontor the lioxet at
Epsom and hand the shouting Iwokies
who stand iu line in front of them sov
ereigns and half sovereigns and name
their horses, to give the day rest or
"have It to say" that Ihey were on a
Derby or Oaks favorile.
And I've sesrulsdi's going to aud from
the paddock at Ascot stop lo have n look
at the shouting ring, and go up to some
bookie and mtkn a bet "just to have the
experience," and the liookie would be
"a polite as a basket of chips," and the
"experisnce" wonld be Hied away with
those other wi.udsrfnl one of hedged in
lives, like a ride ou Jnmbo or a dash
Into the slums. London Cor. Chiesgo
Inter Ocean.
.v.llr. Wit la a Stre.t Oalnln,
Wit in the New Ynrk "yoimg fellow."
if sometimes brutal, is nsnally ready
and often imaginative. An unmistak
able oriental, in turbau, baggy tiousers,
gy stockings and tinseled coat, sat on
a bench iu Madison squat-" the other
day, an object of inteiett to all tlm boys,
and appaienlly not displeased at the
attention In. attracted. There came
along presently, however, two rough
looking young men, and oue of them, I
pausing In flout or the stranger, looked
at him in iiiidignitl a.tnnishnient.
His first surprise nrer, lie called back"
his fellow, twin had pasi..-d on. ami said,
pointing to the oriental, ".limniy, git on
to this." Tlie" eastern stranger's splendor
seemed to call np some strange picture
In the rearwardoi .iiiiiiny s Imagination,
for his iusiant answer was, "Oh, Cin- 1 IWeiire, like Mpcricm-e, must bo
derella; pull his rrin?e."-Nw York PM'l ror-
Sun. 1 - v"
. Vim
less'. Alarm (lock. ' tet ill uetcr legrct sending llucc 2-rciu
Fogg staid up very late yeiterday mW 10 'u iwrtage. to A. 1'. Oidward.-
liiornlnir or verv valtr If von like that Co, ""on for a CODy of Dr.
morning, or very esuj . tr you iiRe mat K,fmami.s ert Medical Work; 10
expression better-at any rate i. was p-lTOior(1t utiutratlons; of great valne
nearly I u clock before he had roughly . m ttty fsmily.
footed np the amottut he wonld have to ) -
payiu hate and cigars and wine audi .Iiistpiatse Itonly HdebLluit Itattery
oyster suppers and climbed into lwl. ' it a present.
Be was to arise in good season, and set I
the alarm clock ro ring "for all it wa I Tho ttlud fioin the North blows sharp
worth" at 7 o'cW'k. It rang with a I "d keen, and bad effects ofi-olds are teen,
vengeance, and feaiful that it would i0! Me ':uu-1' fureso safe and sure
awaken the whole household he reached T. .ffom """ 'I""'lr0," tmr- 1 '
up, smothered the bell witli his hand
and took the clock down into the bed to i t asi riipiilous praetires permeate the imdhiHit
hold it until It would stop ringing, yllo- liullttiead I Uisrlus Kxtiacts aie
, , . l t. , P'epared with isniselcnlinus care, and arc.
When he awoke again the bell had imeiore. of usual meilt. rrlraiseft.
stopped ringingand he was still hugging a single grateful thought lt lie most
the clock, which trathfnll.tr asserted that i n..,t. nr..,.
it was after .-Itartford Post. 1 .
" ; T TT.. . 1 Chamberlain a: Co., Des Moines, Iowa.
rhll.ss.all7 fr.w a Child. , j,,,,.,. , ,,, lU puM1(J ,Da, tlieT ,
Two of the Virginian! who have onuie uisnufarlurers ul Hie most successful pre
to the Pastenr iustttnte to lie vaccinated i patatton that has never been produced foi
gainst bs-dropliobia were iu grave con. 1 coucbs. xlds and croun. li will loosen
sulfation.' "I am sorry yon told the doc- J " r'"T a seiere cold la less time than
tr Uui Ii. inn.i s) hiirt von " ..i.l lh. anj oilier lieatineiit the trlicle referred
tor that he must not hurt yon, said the 0 u c'bauiheiUlu'. 'ouh Keniedy. 11 Is
elder, aged twelve. "I am sure yon I , HttMu Uiat ha. won fame and popu
wonld rather surfer than die. tartly on lis merits and one thai ran a1
"No," replied Hie other, aged six, "1 i ways be depended upon. Il is the only
Wonld rather die and be Isim again and
tot be bitten by a dog.
Savants have tortnred their brsins for
centuries and not fonnd truer philoso
phy, and the iuuocent ssy things that
inske the experienced turn pale. New I
York limes.
A tlratarul Old Vf.i.u.
A dean was visiting his parishiontri
when one nf them, an old woman, in
formed him that since they met "she'd
gout through a sight o' tiouble. iltr
sitter wa dead, and there wor a worse
job than that; the pig died all of a nd
dtn, lmt it pleased the Lord to laV him,
and they mn how. Ihey mnn bow."
Then the poor old lady brightened up
and said, "But there's one thing, Mester
Allen, as J cau say, ami ought to say-r
ths Lord's been prstty well on my side
thi winter for greensf'Exchauiie.
A 1Sr ol .f II.
Tlie other day a journal, hitherto with
out a spot units chsracier.inqtiirsd with
well feipi'd innocence. "How eaa five
persons divide live eggs so that ach man
will receive one end still one irmaiu in
the dish?" Aftorseveral hundred people
went two-thirds distracted In Hie maze
of this proposition, the journal meanly
i ssys, (Ins talres the Ulsli wltu tlie egg.
A Unsnrlsl Trills.
I "My ni'dher-in-Uw never UHdersUudi
I a joke," says a correspondent, "t finish
a good stoiy, and she always looks up
and asks 'Well, what did the other
uiao say? As slit uau't apprscjale wit,
j 1 waseuipnsed in laoeive a letter from
Iter a few weeks after luy little bor had
' swallowed a farthing, in whh-h ths Isst 1
words were. 'Ha Briitst got over hi 1
financial ilink'nllit yetf " Bxehsng
lh. Wntk nf th. tulsrlor l)errlvatet.
t The duties which devolve on the sec- ,
total y of the interior wet performed
prior to the reiabllihmeut of that pott'
hy the brails of th other deptrtments.
' Tti patent ofhos wat attached tu the
stale depsriwent. the Uud office to tbe
treasury department, and the pension
and tbe Indians had been looked after
by the war depart invat. New York 8nn.
Tlus Ua.lt 't rralslia.
Fhtissoet,rt aud ststlltirlsM have
ooia pared figures and find that tea hrait
of the earth' capacity it J,LWX,WXi
Banian btasgs, alto that this nnixtber
will be reaohed vtfor the close at the
Twaaty-firet oentary. St. Louis Ke-1
Jbuc
Mr. and Mrs. .las. TT. Ahnllll.
FATHER AND MOTHER
Roatorod to Honlth.
A Strlokcn Household
Made Happy.
Mr. and Sfrt. .nrits IT .SlutUit, itf HW
lock, Vliltr Co.. X. I., art ens of Ut
nmil rttftrtti famtliti af farmtrt n lie
ronntff. Roth bcinaitrirUn tn". rfi'SfiiM
fWit'e happy imrtry.
Woodstock, lister Co., April 25, m.
T)n. David Kenxtdv :
"'";. . uu.ioui, ... a
mined to try It; af er u nc t a little
while relief camo and la-fore. I had fin;
lthfj ,h lhra ,,0 t , rrircl)
cured. Just think of II si ranger, from
a sick man ENTIRELY (T'KKI).
MLsiVVMTO vorite llemedy I
wat constantly constipated and havo
ml lieen troubled that way since. But
the greatest blessing wst the cure It per'
formed for my wl fe, who previous to lakt
i iu. H.-.l iui iui III,,-, nui, IICUUU.,U l.M
1 g h wat troubled with sickness common
tn all women Sho wat so ill that
she could hardly drag herself about the
Itonse; the too tried all kinds ot so-called
positive cures but with no avail until she
began using Favorite Remedy, and that
was the medicine we had been praying
sr. Alter using u nut a suoriwnne
wlVhaW n not been lor Dr.
Kennedy's Favorllc Rcmedyshe would
lisve been iu her grate today It's Hie
creates! medicine on rarlh, lt'tf
rrnrlli lit weight In gold.
Your truly, JAMES TV SHl'LTIS.
rtead this over again ye aceptlca
and Ino'odulouB onesl Ought you
not to u tn this valuable modlclno
and on) jy hnalth and happiness?
t'atanh In the briul Is n constitution disease,
and irnnlres a coilslitutlonal rrmedy like
limit's ISarinparllla to eflrct a ture
j The heartwtltes its lines ou the face.
fun Valuable rrlenrii.
I 1 A uhislclan cannol be alaats liad.
Ilheuigalism, Neural:!, Sprains, Bruises
and Rums -occur often and sometimes,
svheu least expected. Keep handy the
ftieud of man; households and fhe de
slrorcr of all pain, the famous Bed Flag
Oil, 23 cents.
tt. Many a peccious life could be saved
that it being racked to death tilth Hut
terrible cotish. tecuie a good night's rest
hr Inverting 25 cents for a bottle cf Tali
Tina, the srest remedy (or Coushs, Dolds
and Consumption. Trial -botll't of Pan
'I inn free at T. I). Thomas' Drug Store.
Modem society
neighbor.
acknowledges list
Sweet bteatli, steel stomach, sweet Icui
uit, snd result fiom thn use ot t)c Witt's
Little Eatly lllsers, tbe f.mi"us liitle pills
T. 1). Tliomai.
i known reuiedr tliat will pieveut croup. It
must be tried lo be appreciated. Il ia put
up In 25 cent, oil cent and el bottles For
sale br N. H. Iieber, Lehlxltlon, and W.
F, Blery, WrUepoiL
Tlietc are nearly ten million taritle
ot Insects In the world.
I'ilrs of people have pilrs, but I)e Will's
Witch llsile rialre will cure them T. I
Thomas.
The interest you in others lake, thai
interest they will take in you.
hinall lu tlie, ureal In retails: He Will's
Little Early nisers. Best ntU for Consti
pation, be', for ick Headache, beet for
SourtMoniss'b. Titer netergiipe T l.
Thopiar.
Variations in atmospberlo preestire
appear to have a powerful effect upon
th mind.
Now Try ' his.
H will csavt ott notblug and will aurel
do you good, if )ou have a Cough, t old. oi
any ttoeble with Throat, Chest or Lungs.
Pr. King' New Discovery forConsump
tlju, Coocbs aud (.olds Is guarauired to
Site rtllel. or uuiuev will .e paid back,
offerers from La Ortppe found it just the
thins and under its use bad a speedy and
perfect iesveri. Tnr a samnle bottle at
lour expense and leain for vnnrsetf tust
how goes! a Ihlng it is Trial bottles frcr
I st Better's Iinicstoie, l.cliizti'on and
BieJi's Drusstote, Weissport.
POWDER
Absolutely Pure,
A O fftUI Iff tall t.H I'ovkkt.. W.l.
Il In .einni)i Mtnth I n.-i i
4hvcninati' FtKHt Ks-jku
.tftx-kl flu Vint: Krtvtim t 1v U.
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