ltd
A If oralri d the InUut Year.
Wii th Hill ) have? It tiQs fTn as If qome
tolli prefer t have the last coudllktuof the
llttf rather than the Drat. They perptttifUly
Uot thrnise'.M nttti tmigiuirefi totally without
virtue a ftltcnitlv of ltwr trouble. Ilnstettcr's
Htomarti liltti'M l tlie nuerwful cnniliunte for
the pcij'ie noicn, ana , p'tpuiar ami wen
n as It It. tin-re nro imforiiinalos who kern
trying tlie drtli i uiih1Im of torirnr day.
li to the mti'illgf nt -onion of (lie imbue Unit
tbe welt kuonn and long Irli'tl inipfttifof t
Bitters appeal, ltesvm bIiihiiJ be xulUeil by
nMntlu fhrt tunltr itt inf'illi'iitlnn. T!
I no
PI.
trlenceiu the matter iti men trull on. "TIe
vest guide to our fret U llie lamp Of rxprrfencr'
laid & great tmtrlot or th curly revolutionary
period, ana me exclamation u preirnnm wnn
oerlod
truth. For over a third ol t century the Hi Iters
4 ally nas met with the enilorxcmrnt m pi-Dpio
suffering from liter complaint, mulam, consti
pation, rheumatlstH, debility ami troubles ur
coinpanlrd by Uys,iepMn. Ijiiicrly it Iihs dr
olaretl ItieKaiul beeii thoroughly sppio.rd its tt
remedy lor la crlpi."
The lofl bark hut tho enruvnu
pisses,
Sit down crooked if yotiliko.lmt talk
straight
PnONKENNKW, or tho LIQUOU IIAIUT,
Uvrvd at Home In Ten liny by mttutnlt -
ferine Vr llalnea Uoltleu ti peclflc.
It can be given In a glass of beer, a cup of cof
fee or tea, or In food, without the knowledge of
(he patient. It is absolutely harmless, and will
fleet a permanent unci speedy cure, whether
toe patient Is a modern to drinker or aualcoliollo
wreck. It lias been given tn thousands of eases,
tma in every instance a perfect cure lias follow
ed. It never fails. The system once Impreg
nate! with the Dcrlflc. It becomei an ntter Ini.
jrosranteed.
Address tlie
posuuimy ior mo inuorppeiiieio exist, uurea
hro uook oi particular tree.
Street, Clncla
7KN BrKCIFIO UO., IU Kace
Ohio. Oct. .-ly.
It all wishes could be gratified,
every beggar would be a pasha.
Dirty windows speak to the passorby
of the negligence of tbe inmates.
Eat slowly and you will not over
eat, It Is Good Thine
I cay this for Tan-Tina: I have been In
the drug holiness many years, and Ibis Is
one of tbe most successful cough remedies
I have sold. A case In point, a neighbor,
Mr. Xj. II. Nlcodemui, had a rbronlc conch
of six years' standing, which no medicine
would relieve. I recommend M ran-Tlna,
and Its effect was magical. It Is a good
. m aiA'1'jKEi;, Aitoona, Pa.
..lsa .' 4 t". .til Vi cents at T.
D. s' JJ.- ,Tst. '
Mt
stick.
r?oIf byyeir own yard-
Vhatevor you may choose toiilvo
alway, always be sure to keep your
temper.
Success In everything denends largely
upon good health. De Witt's Llitle Early
Hilars are little health producing pills. See
the oolntf Then take an "Earl Riser."
T. D. Thomas.
One hour of justlco is worth moro
than seventy years of prayors.
Late to breakfast hurried to dinner
cross at tea.
Far beyond conquerlnp;, women love
to bo conquered.
Deserving Fralse.
If vou are not feeling strong anil healthy
try Electalc Bitters. 11 "La Grippe" has
left you wealr and (peaov, nsd Electric Hit
ters. Tblsreteedv acts dlrretlv on il,.
Liver, Stomach and Kidneys, aentl aiding
those organs to perform their functions. If
vou are afflicted with blck rioadaebe. jou
will find tseedy and permanent rcllet by
iiuk x.iecinc uiuers. une iriai will con
vlnco you that this Is tbe remedy vou need,
Large bottles only 50 cents at ruber's
urugsiorc, Jjenicnton, and Ulerj's Drug,
store, Welssport.
A poor man without patlenee Is like
a lamp without oil.
A short needle makes tho most ox
pedltion itf plain sewing.
Cure Yourselr.
Doa't pay large doctors' bills. The best
medical book published, 100 pages, elegant
L-uiureu pi&ies, win De sent to yon on re
ceipt o: inree 2-cent stamps to pay post'
age. Address A. P. Ordway & Co., Bos-
IU11, JtlHSS.
Tt won't cost you a cent, Head it.
An ignorant man is his own enemy;
now can ne De anybody else's friend f
Nothing so distressing as a hacking
Oough. Nothing so foolish as to suffer
from It. Nothing so dangerous if allowed
to continue. One Jlnute C'oujh Cure gives
iiumeuiaie reuer. r. jj. 'inomas.
Neither riualltr or nuantlty suffers In tlie
msnulacture of Bull's-nead Flavoring Extracts.
i"lr f IS offred to luxiset eepers who want tho
ben at 10 cts. per bottle.
It won't cost you a cent Read It
A secret shared by more than two be
comes common property.
A king without justice is a river with
out water.
a son of nr. u. D. Pusscr, a merchant
of Qibralter. N. O.. was tn hnrll nliiH
with rheumatism for a icar or more as to
he unable to work or go to school, nis
father concluded to try Chamberlain's
i-ain uiiui on tne boy. It eson cured him
and he has since walked one and a half
muss to scnooi and back every school dav
BO cent bottles for sale by N. B. Iteber,
uvuijiuiuii, uu r, uiery, ueissport
Head our premium offer. It won't
osc you a cent.
Alwaysjay your table neatly, whether
you nave company or not.
The unexplored area of Candaa is
1,000,000 square miles.
For Instance, Mrs. Chas. rtegers, of Bay
City, Mich., accidentally spilled scalding
water oyer her lltt'.e boy. She promptly ap-
T?i Witi's Wlti-h Hale Salve, giving
Mtf. : i - .-''illygoodsalve
fo' t.-n.t a .lire cure
c , jjnus
It wo y u a ce'
Between t, and and wife
t options beget much love.
Uuid it.
littlo at
Tig easier to build to chimneys thai,
to keep one in fuel.
Headache Is the direct resnlt of Indlges
lion and tsomech disorders. Remedy these
by using De Witt's Little Early Risers, and
"fkebe disappears. Tbe favorite
little pills everywhere. T. D. Thomas.
Read our premium oilier. It won't
cost you a cent.
Keeping the feet warm will prevent
headaches.
The laws of health are taught in the
cbools;butnotlnawayto o of much
Eracttcil benefit and are never Illustrated
y 1 ring examples, which in many cases
might easily be doue. If some scholar who
has Just contracted a cold was brought be
f.r the school so that all could hear the
dry lond cough aud know Its significance;
sea the thin white coating on the tongue
and later, as the cold developed, see the
profuse watery expectoration and thin
watery discharge from the nose, not one
f them would ever forget what the first
symptoms of a cold were. Tbe scholar
should then be given Chamberlain's Couch
Remedy freely, that all might see that
even a severe cold could be cured In one or
two date, or at (east greatly mitigated,
when properly treated as soon as tbe first
sjmptoms appear. This remedy is famous
for its cures of coughs, colds and croup.
It Is made especially for these diseases and
is the most prompt and most reliable ined
Iclne known for the purpose, S5 and 60
ent bottles for sala by N. B. lleber, Le
Uton, andWFBlery, Welssport.
II WON T COST YOU A CENT.
We are pleased to announce that wo bare
made arrangements by which we are nrenared
to supply fltEE to each of our subscribers a
year's subscription to that well-known monthly
Home and Farm Journal, tbe AHuican l'la.
Mia. published at Bpringaeld aud Cleveland,
Ohio. We make Ibis offer to each of our sub.
senbtrs who will pay up au arrearaes on sub-
eenptioaaudoaesear iu adraner, and to all
asw subscribers iiaytug one ear inadtauce
Tbe AxaairAM Faruih Is strictly Nait.mal
in Its character. Ills a liktli riusa llliKiratrd
Tournal Oiled with entertaining and li.nlrui ine
reading nuttier, routalnljg each month much
infornalliu that is Invaluai.le to agrlt ulliirliits
aud of special iimrr.t in tj, , member of ctery
home. It Is not a elaas ptildlaitlon and is suited
to all localllles, bring Salloiul In lu make-up
ana rnaiacier, inua meeting with f.ior In all
Midlines. Iiisetrktiy nou political and non
sectarian It has a trained corps of eontnbu.
lorsandfsr.irefullr edited. The tarlons de
par'ni-ntsul Kan. Uortl. iilhin. Mieen nnd
Hwlne. i he Iloioe , Tho llorae. and The Dairy,
Mt Sued 110 bright and useful matter. The
readers of the AMiaicax FatHau are univer
sal in iu praise and look for lu monthly vleiU
wiih keen anuolpauon. The regular subsenn
tloaprk to the AuaaicAV Faunas USi oo
per year, but by this arraafwaetu It coeve vot'
x othiku to reeelre tbst great publleauoa for
eaeyear. Donotdelayln taking advantages!
thu offer, but eau at onee or send in your sub
acriiiiioDaod jMtiheAnvoen i.iiiil n,r a una
' as Funa tor only ti mi
N. H. Downs' Elixir
WILL CURE THAT
AND STOP THA.T
Cough.
lias tloal the tut for BIXTX TEAKS I
f and has proved Itself the best remedy I
I known for the euro or contumptum, j
Caught, CoH, whooping Cough, and
I all xtmp Duear$ in young or oia.
Fries 3o., COO., and 1 .00 per bottle.
SOLD EVERYWHERE.
' SUIT, J0EH838 UJB, frill., SulIlgtM, Tt. I
Sold by W. F. Blenr.
THOMAS'
Drug :: Store,
FIItST STREET, I.EIIiariTON, FA.
Don't foigtt that ue keep the
Best Line of Potikct Knives
Razors, Rnzor Strops, Soap,
&c. Ikc guarantee every
Bnzororwill exchnnge.
neeonuneuded as the Heel tX
La Mxna, rLTasotnn Co., Xa., May, 1883.
t isSered from temporary sleepleuneu from
overwork for two yeari. for which I nied Tutor
Eoentga Nerre Toole, and can recommend tame
aa tbe best medicine for similar trouble.
F.BOIiNBOBST.
Extract IFrom a Inciter
of tbe Her. J. McOowan, CadyTflle. Kew York t
I recommend you to send for six bottlee of
Pastor Koenlg'i Kerve Tonlo, and let her me it
m dlreoted. it cured several in mypansn,"
East Glkhmttllx, N. T., Oct. 18, 1330.
I need one bottle of Fastor ICoenlga Nerve
Toniefordlxzlneii and nervous headache, and
It did all you claim for tt and even more. X had
peen aunanng ior yean mho. r. tunui.
FREE
Bnd poor putlenu can Jita ui.it a
LUls uiodicLno fi ee oi cluuy..
Tht nitv hti tMtaa wrens re J bvtlia LjfM.ir-i
Putor KoenKr. of Fort Wnyu, lud- fcinco ISiJ,
la now preparva unaer on oirecuoa ay us
KOENIC MED. CO., ClllccgO, S.l.
CoIdbTDrugglsUateirerBolUc. OlcrSX
tunroBlse.Bl.7S. ODotUesorttO.
Fine IFines.Liquois and Cigars.
Fresh Beer and Porter.
FREE LUNOil every day from 0:00 to
12:00 a. m., and evory Saturday even
ing. Call and see me. I will treat
you right.
Opposite the Carriage Works,
North First Street, Lehighton.
RUPTURE !
We. tbe uDdsritgned were
ntlrelr eured ol motor, br
Ur. J. 11. lUvia, ssi Arc:
St . Phllidslnlili. P... H. Jones l'lillllm. Ken-
net Square. Pt.t T. A. Krelts, Slatlngton, Pa.
K. M. Small, Mount Alto, t'a.i Iter. S. II. fiber
mer, Snntiurr, fa.t 1. J. Delist, sis 8. Twelfth
8t, Reading, pa.! wm.lllz. nil Montrose St.,
Phlledelpbral II. L. Howe, sol t lm St.. Heading,
Pa. (leorjte and l b. llnrkart.SSe Locuitsi.,
Reading, pa. Send for circular.
Act on a new principle
KOfrolate tbe liver, sSomsca
and Dowels through Uu
turui. lie Mats' Pnxa
tjMtallv cure bulonsneee,
torpid llrer anil constlps
tion. mallect, mildeet,
enreetl apaoaer.aacta.
Kamples free at drauKUta.
Cr. BJu CtL tt-, tmuU 04.
Hi Contractors anil Bottom
ttndenlgned announces to Contractors
iders that he has uow opened Ids stone
t Beaver Hun, and Is prepared to supply
Uding Stones
In anv quantity at reasonable rates. He alto
keep a supply at his residence on SECOND
Olivcci-s iu lujjpiy iiumcuiuw uruiauu.
HAULING or every description, promptly at
tended to.
Also, constantly on hand a full supplr. of tbe
uciivntuui ui
Flour and Feed,
which be will sell at Lowest Market Trices.
CHARLES TRAINER,
SECOND STREET. I.EIIIOnTON, PA
Now is Your Time!
20
Biiilding Lots For Sale !
Don't nit. but como at once
and buy one of these beautifully
located lota. You will be but
prised at the view they afford
and the price will be sure to
please you. No trouble to bIiow
you around. Call on either
A. F. SNYDER,
or It J. HONUEN.
East Welssport Fa
4
1V..V1 ttlU KU.ltl-t IHMik ,.Mh
I"loo. 'tail ni . ; , aab or Inslallnieiiu,
OllPnP 0 '""""I'lfilUiniratedclrtularaaud
uHKrlU "'m'1e Ually output ovarluo
uUlll Mlaiuee. Aaenla wild with sue
omi. al . Tb - I. Alarltu, Ointrevllle, Teias,
p-rr'EMoppiis
Howard U a u- Iyoni.N. J 101 in Tlioura
abooauxa. rASuiflcent out- flT mi TTT.1 j
ffi&&$Sm Tiie WfifU
0INT1
to Buyer!
We offer just now n special in-j
vitation to our I'rientli and J
patrons to come mid sec us. i
The summer is fust fleeting J
and we will make special
pricc3 to sell out our summer
goods in order to have a full
swing on our fall and winter
stock of Dry Goods, Notions
and llcady-Mado (7lotning.
We have no room to quote
prices, but they are low
enough. Don't miss this
opportunity but come at
mce Then too, we are the
recognized headquarters for
lor all kinds oi
Groceries,
Fruits &Vesetables
in Season
at the lowest oi very low
prices. Prompt and corteous
treatment to all and it i no
trouble to show goods,
Over
. Kuntz&Co.
Canal Ilrldge,
East Weisspoi t.
FURNITURE,
UNDERTAKING
FLOUR FEED.
Robt. N. Anthony,
(Successor to J. F. Ttei. East Welssport.)
WILL CONTINUE TO BE
THE BEST PliACE TO Bin"
Fnrnitnre, Floor & FeeQ.
at tbe Lowest Trices.
Rive us a rail. No trouble lo show
Goods.
R. N. ANTHONY.
PRIVATE SALE
OF VAt.UAM.K
DOUBLE HOUSE.
A three story double frame dwelling
house containing two line store rooms
nil twentv other rooms on north First
street in Lohighton is offered for sale
ennp nnd on easv terms. The build
incis suitable for a hotel plant and
has stable and other out buildings.
For further particulars aud terms call
on or address
A..1ANDE3 KISTLER,
Kistler's Restaurant,
Aug. 13, 3m. Lakightou Pa
AXLB
BEST 1 TUB WOULD.
ytswtartas unallllesaraluaurpaaaed, actnany
vntUatlog two boze. of anyotoer brnnd. KoS
aKUdbr heat. tTOCTTHU UEI BIKE.
FPU 8 ALB BT DgAtgnS OKKM1ALLT. ltiY
Instructions on the Piano
and Organ given by
MISS AHZ1E AUEB,
Third St., Lehighton
All the new and improved
methods of instruction. bahsluC'
tion guaranteed.
For Terms call on or address as
above.
THE
DVOGAT
The People's Paper.
RATE
.00 A YEAR
In Advance.
We Make
Fine Job Work
A Specialty.
At' Lowest Prices.
Office North First Street,
Lehighton, Fa.,
We have also
opened a first-class
Jobbing
epartment
in Aaron Snyder's nw block, at
tho Eastern end of tho Lehigh
Bridge, in the BOHOUGH OF
WEISSPORT, where all order
for Job Printing will be ex
peditiously and cheaply exe
cuted. Subscriptions for theCarbon
Advocate also received and
receipted for.
II. V. MOHTHIMER,
Propr.
GARB
GREAT BARGAINS THE- HEADLIGHT OF
OUR ENGINE
Magnificent assortment of Men's Youths' and Children's Or'r
rnats n every description, all of tbem selling at etcredlnly luw
prices. Ask to see them.
I'lne Keck ear juttrecehrd. A vsilely of pretty shaJs i ml
rich designs. Nothing nicer eser seen In puffs, scarfs, four-ln-hands,
shield and strap bow, ami sftols. Such in asiorlroent
li rare tn mln
A combine of high quality and low prices. Uniitnat aitnt
ages aie offered In our Immense assortments of stilish and well
fade suits of men and hots. Here's a ch.mce to he In sttle
at our .Special Dsrgslns wn offer.
Our weather predictions. If the dajs are clear jou may ex
pect to see our Children's Department ctowded with people guird
Ing their Intercuts by seleollog from our handsome stosknf Little
Ilojs' Clothing,
Latest Novelties In Winter Underwear. Otoves, Shirts, an
Hoslerr. We believe this lo he our largest and finest display
ever shown. Large yarlstT and good qualities alwavs at the low
est prices.
tfSSTB
Our Specially Ladles' Talloi-Madc Costs lo Measure, Elegant
Suitings and Trouserings at unusual prices. We Intlie Infect
ion to our Special Attractions m our Custom Uepartraont. Our
Slock Is unequaled for beauty and extra quslllles at most Moder-'
ate Prices.
Koeli &
CENTRE SQUAJIE,
The Cheapest
For Wall Paper, Borders and Decora
tions
I
JWhat shall stay
Owen Rehng
vsa.rw wt
'say Scott's Emulsion of pure Norwegian
cod liver oil and hypophosphites of lime
and soda has cured us of consumption in its first
stages. Have you a cough or cold acute or leading
to consumption? Make no delay but take
Boott's Emulsion cures Coughs,
Cold, Consumptions Scrofula,
and all Anoemlo and Wasting
Diseases. Prevents wasting in
Children, Almost aa palatable aa
milk. Bet only the arenulne. Fro
pared by Scott & Downe, Chemists, New
York. Sold by all Druggists.
IS HEADQUARTERS FOR
GENERAL HARDWARE,
Paints, Varnishes, Glass,
&LL KIND OF COAL,
OPS. PUBLIC SQUARE,
Bank Street, Lehighton, Pa
mm.
eautiful Picture
IP foe cs'owssisiy glory to
ChaBBiheB'
Just The Thing For
BOWER'S BLOCK, Opposite
Some alttrlltert say tlcal thiy Buy and Sell for
Vath and thereby are utle to sell t'Aeaner than other:
This Is Not So, For At
SC. T. IBEXLEB'S
Popular Carriage Works.
you CAN BUY
All Kinds of Wagons, . Carriages, Phaetons,
Carts, Sleighs, &c..
Cheaper Than Yon Caa Boy Elsewhere In The Valley
OUR WORKIS W ORK OF HONOR.
We can soil you Factory or Shoddy wv'ork just as low, yea
a little lower than other dealers can afford to sell you tlie same
article, but we don't recommend it but
Our Own Wort We Do Recommentl.
SOUTH END LIVERY,
mii mr
ISHU
Sliankweiler.
Largest and Finest Clothing; Honse m the Valley,
ALLENTOWN. PA.
Place in Town
at
Corner of Second and
Iron Streets.
nsumption
Tliat dreaded and dreadful disease I
its ravages? Tlwusands
Scott's
35
:3
OS'
At Low
Christmas Presents.
P. 0., LEHIGHTON, PA.
A. Sell & Co.,
ReaefOwfa llwir, lm Kml,
Teaaw Set
ntrpaee. ktrad out at rery
aaaW. Prices.
pr-ri kjise oivb i s a cui.i.
JCTil
THE CHtllSi'MAS TREE.
tt Is Hi. Moil riierltli "I and Popular r
Holiday tntt Uutlims.
The ehristnim tree Vs cherished with
the same lovlnif ntlecl.Vn as r-ver. It
may not he faihloim1)le fetalis parlors of
the aristocratic, to whoirf few sen sons
bring any of the deeper fcrvllngs which
fill the minds of men and women whose
lives are not made tip of cold formality.
lint among the great majority of the
people the joys of Christmas day will
not be complete without the Christmas
tree, with Its nnmetons tiny tapers,
its oranges. Apples, bonbons, gilded
crackers and the present which is to sur
prise the fond papa, who has been nware
ol Its existence for tnree or lour weeks.
Nor will the day have so firm a hold on
the mind of tho young were it not for'
those rosy cheeked dolls peeping from
behind the green leaves, those watches
which are striking (ticking might be a
better word) proofs of perpetual motion,
and those bright little men who show
sncli an amount of good temper that
.1 1 1. 1 1 .1 1. 1.-1 .1 .
ABfMt IUO UU11U YVUU UOUOOUB U1CJU
with a supply of sweetmeats which
their little heads carefully preferred
from view.
A thousand more things there are to
keep the Christmas tree ever green in
the mind of tho young and even the old.
According to tlie dealers, the middle
classes are tho largest buyers of this
happy emblem of the day, and in the
matter of nationality the Irish and the
German lead the way. The trees are
pine and cedar, the former coming from
Wisconsin and the latter from Missouri.
Yesterday the hospital matron, the Sun
day school miss and a great many more
were to be seen making their bargains
for tne best trees they could select, and
some of them reach as high as twenty
eight feet.
(ireen holly, contrasting pleasantly
with red berries, is also in the market,
and thero is ivy woven into tempting
wreaths by knowing traders. Most of
the holly and ivy come from the south,
For the rest the merchants and bankers
say that money is easier than it has been
for a lonar time, and therefore it is freely
spent. With the sight of snow and a
little frost on his window pane, as one
glanced from hU room in the morning.
the city would present a truly Christmas
aspect. St. Louis Ulobe-Uemocrat.
Christmas Pudding.
One pound of beef suet chopped line,
one pound of dried and sifted flour, one
pound of raisins, ono pound of currants,
one pound of brown angar, half a pound
of citron, the grated peel of two lemons
and one orauge, ono tcaspoonf ul each of
salt, powdered cloves, cinnamon and
allspice, one nutmeg grated, two tea.
spoonfuls of mace, eight eggs, ono gill
milk, one or brandy and one of wine,
two ounces of almonds bleached and
chopped. Chop the suet very Que and
free it from strings, mix with tho flour,
add the eggs and sugar beaten together,
the fruit dredged with flour, tlie spices,
grated peel, milk and brandy. Mix
thoroughly, put into three one quart
fancy molds with tight art era nnd
steam four ur five hours. They can be
heated by steaming for r,n hour at any
time and will keep indttinttely. If the
flavor of almonds is not liked tliey can
be omitted.
It is important Hint these puddings Vo
steamed, not boiled. The writer dislikes
the practice of pouring brandy over and
lighting it, claiming Hint it impaits a
disagreeable flavor. New ork Herald.
Not Ashamed nf Her Plantllug.
St. Louis airl What did you find in
your stocking a grand piano;
Chicago Gill No; a 10-ncrelot with
a house on it. Exchange.
Seasonable Selection.
At Christmas be merry nnd thankful wltual
And feast thrpwr neigntora. Iba treat with
tu. small.
-Tliolnaa Tusnvr
If thou nouldst tTalk lu Uuht,
MakH other spirits bright.
-C. guymonr.
Thou who wast born and cradled In a maoicer
llaat gladdened our poor earth with hop.
and rest;
Oh. beat beloi ed. come not as a atraucer.
Bat tarry. Lord, our friend and Christmas
cuesu
Sarah Doadner.
ChrUtinas la her.;
Winds whistle shrill.
Icy and chill.
Little ear. we;
Little we fear
Weather without.
Sheltered about
The mahogany tree.
-Thackeray.
An Old Christmas Hymn.
The following, by Geoffrey Williston
Christine, is probably the oldest of these
quaint nymns tnat nas twen preserved,
and dates back to "early English"
times:
Vn a staybel Crrste was borne,
Al ye catel hende theyre knees.
On ye cross his lymbs were torne.
That heaven maye b. reaohsd with ease.
Shoute and sync and hayle ye norne,
Cryste, our Lorde, ys borne, ys borne.
Peece, good w ill to al on eyrtlie,
Wype from every ey. ye tear.
Byo that wondrns. royal byrthe
Mankyndo are freed from every fear.
Shoute and ayng and hayle ye morne,
Cryste, our Lorde, ys borne, ) s borne.
Th. Olden Song.
Come, ling the oldeu song once more!
Tho Christmas carol sing;
With solemn Joy, from shore to shore.
Let earth her tribute bring.
And she fulfilled those prophet dreams;
That Hebrew vlaton old;
Trout Delhlehetn'a atall n glory streams
That makes the future gold.
A golden future health and peace
To all beneath the sum
A time when wars and wrongs shall cease.
Ana nearen anu eana ba ooe.
But this our trnst, through long delay.
With no weak doubta defiled;
And be in all our hearts today,
i Newborn, tbe Eternal Child.
-Chicago Times.
Th. llmitev Ifnnted.
An old hnntaman was returning ons
evening from a neighbor's when he heard
a flock of wild turkeys in a clump of
pines. They were going to roost, and he
at once resolved to be on hand in the
morning and shoot some of them. How
he succeeded is best told in his own lan
gnage:
"Tlie next inornin afore daybreak,"
says tne Hunter, "I was on tbe ground.
I hid in an openln between some large
bowlders that closed a ciuce on three
aides but was open at the top, where n
man could stand comfortable 'thontbeln
seen.
"I set down at the month o' the open
in, laid my gun on the ground an list
ened till toward daybreak I heard tbe
turkeys fly down from tho roost. I called
to 'em two or three times in a way I
know, With the second call come
answers, an I heard the turkeys oomin
on the run.
"I was gtttln toy gun ready when I
heard, a queer noise like some animal
pantin behind me. I turned my head
and saw the biggest kind of a wildcat,
with mouth wide open an eyes like two
full moons, just ready to jnmp on ufy
pack,
'Scart? I (prang to my feet an
throwed my arms over my head an give
a yell that would have scared a griaalyl
The cat went one way an I went
another. I got oat o' my bidln place in
a hurry, an stood a few minutes feelln
trembly like. Then I went back an
picked np my gun au started far home,
feelln like a sheep killln dog.
"Yon see, the wildcat was out lootin
or breakfast, au expectln to get the
pick u' the turkeys when he see me. I
ain't ashamed tp own I was float rated.
"Did I get any tnrkeya? fio; f couldn't
have shot a turkey if ons had tan up an
bit me. Bnt I laid for that wildcat till
I got him; leastways I took It for him,
although I own I didnt stop long enough
(bat first sight o' the creeter to examine
him over partic'lar. It's alius beeu an
unsettled p'int in my mind which was
acart the worst, the catpy me " Cor.
Forest and Stream,
Good mucilage may be made of dex
trin two parts, acetic add one part and
water fire parts. Diaselve all by heat
ing and then add one part of alcohol.
A remedy at great value for cats and
dogs is sweet oil. Put two taUeepoon
fula in their milk and tbey will rarely re
fnse to take 1L
AN AUTUMN MELODY.
Wlnt raites ot Trust ditly ran toned from lbs
clif.
From ns t of the dust and tbs din.
Where th. sun's pallid taper is dim throngh
the vatior
That attroudn nil the snrrow Rud etnT
At erenjee 1 listen the murk, limn, f,l.,.n.
Th. stars peep by two nnd by three;
Tho harsh Babel noise replace your sweet
Dear sea!
Yet nast the foif rurutn. r l,.. it rf ..i.t
The barn roofs har. caught th. la, ray!
The smoke ot the threshing Is soflJy enmesh-
Ilrown cables with dellutn en-.,
Tbe red loates ere falling, the plovers an
calling.
Tire sea wind is salt o'er the wold;
The bryonies blacken, the lulls of green
bracken
Tnru gold.
O scents that redouble where slow through the
stubble
The'plow cleaves a pathweyof Impel
O woods fading yellow, and orchards grown
mellow.
And flocks on the faraway alopel
O sea sense that mingle on Mirlder and
ahlngle,
O fields that ot old I too I knewt
My heart swells to bursting with infinite
miming
For you.
M. C. Oltllngtfm In Chatnbers' Journal.
Th. Chimes In Old'Trlnlty.
Tbero is n ilcllcbtful mvsterv nlmnt
the Trinity chime. It is the oldest in
this country, excent tho cTitmn nf Christ
church in Philadelphia. But very little
is Known or tne History oSTrinlty'aoldor
bells. From the inscriptions upon them
it is supposed that the iivo hells that at
first composed tho chime were cast in
London. Ono more, it is Ixillcvod, came
from England iu 1788, tvuen the second
Trinity church was erected. When the
present Trinity church was built in ISM
there were six old bells iu tlie steeple.
The largest ono was cracked and was
sent to 'Iroyto bo recast, and nt tho
same time four more Troy bells were
DOttgnr.
Consequently tho Trinity chime now
consists of ten bells, flvo cast In England
and five cast in Troy. Tho lamest
weighs 3,801 pounds, tho smallest 730.
and the wholo together about 15.000
pounds. They nro hung in such a heavy
wooden framework that tho full volume
of their sound is never heard in the
street. Even before tho improvements
in Grace church, Trinity's method of
ringing was considered primitive by com
parison. New York Sun.
O13S.000 Tor II Hook.
Tho Vatican library nt Home, cele
brated for its thousands of valuable
books, contains a copy of that mot val
uable of nil books, tho Hebrew Dihle.
Years ago, in the time of Pope Julius,
about 1512 or 1514, n most remarkable
offer was innilo for this Biblical treasure
A syndicato (I suppose tho company wnp
hardly known ns a "syndicatti" at that
time) of rich Jews was formed for the
purpose of getting the Bible out of the
hands of tho Catholic hierarchy. Tliey
made many otters, nil of which were re
fused, capping the climax by offering its
weight in gold. As llio weight of the
book is exactly 323 pounds, that offer was
aonsiuereil lis being equivalent to $12..
000 of United States currency. l'lilla-
ucipnia new.
Wliy It Seemed lark.
The fact that the kitchen door of the
Collins cottage at Pleasant Harbor was
painted black led to an Incident that
caused the Pleasant Harbor townspco
pie much amusement. Miss Laura Col
lins, the elder of the two elderly women
who lived lu the cottage, used to tell the
storvthus:
My sister Dmmelino is what j ou might
call nbsentminded. She gets her mind
set on something, and then she doesn't
pay teal strict attention to wliat she's
doing. Ono evening she came into the
kitchen where I was sitting and said,
"I'm going down to the corner to call on
Mrs. Stone."
And I Baid: "I will go. It's a pleasant
evening for a walk; moonlight, and the
stars are out."
I noticed that Emmellne had on her
big snnbonnet, but I didn't Bay anything
about It; everybody in tne village was
used to seeing herwearit intheevening,
and even on rainy days. 1 went on sew
intr. and in a minnte I heard Emmeline
say; "Why, it must have clouded np
suddenly, mere isn t a star to ue seen,
It's a terribly black night I"
I looked up, and there stood Emmeline
with the edge of her sunbonnet pressed
up against the door. She had forgotten
to open it before sho looked ont to se
what kind ot a night it was, and of
course, the door being painted black that
mado considerable difference. Youth's
Companion.
ratente in England.
Uallam records that all through the
Sixteenth and the beginning of the bev
enteenth century, patents to deal exclu
sively In particular articles were granted
so lavishly to tbe courtiers that hardly
commodity remained free. Even salt,
leather and coal were the subjects of
patents, the list ot which, when read
over in parliament in 1C01, was so long
mat a memoer ueacu uicreuuiuut, , --ss
not bread among the number?"
The practice was for the favored court
iers to sell their patents of monopoly to
companies of merchants or syndicates.
as we should call them nowadays-to
work them. Rival political irties
struggled, not to redress tbe grievances
under which the people groaned, but to
obtain a share ot the profits, ir Lsex
held a monopoly of sweet wine, lUIrlgb
held one of cards; indeed, It is hard to
say how many patents ei'dier of them
held from first to last, All the Year
Round.
Uew They Itobbed th. Marquis.
In the old range cattle boom days,
when money from foreign lands was
pouring into the west like water, there
were a good many sharp tricks vrac
tlced in delivering cattle. It is recalled
that the Marquis de Morps, who tried to
cnt such a conspicuous figure as a rovo-
lutionizer of the American meat trade,
aad who later became notorious as a
duelist, was badly sold. While In Da
kota he bought 10,000 head of cattle
from two Englishmen. They were first
class cattle and cost forty dollars ahead.
When these two Britons delivered the
cows they worked ono of tbe neatest
"akin" games that was ever beard of.
Medora, you know, sits in a valley, with
table lands en each side.
Well, tho Englishmen ran 5,000 head
of cattle in on the marquis and collected
for 10,000, The way they did it was by
running the same 5,000 twice around the
1,111. De Mores never "tumbled" until
be had paid his $100,000 and the merry
cockneys were bound for South Amer
ica. It was a clear steal of $200,000, bnt
(be marquis didn't make much bones
about it. He had plenty of money and
didn't care. Chicago Drovers' Journal,
Th. Snaatlona of Uattle.
A gentleman who was distinguished
in the war of the rebellion fcr hU per
sonal bravery, and who fought iu some
ot the most bloody battles, was re
cently asked jnst how it felt to be ttndet
fire.
"Shall I tell you jnst bow a battle
affects me?" he asked, smiling. "It is
not elegant, but it is at least true."
"Yes," was the reply, "tell us exactly
what )t is like."
paq pnly speak of my own feel
ings," tbe old soldier ald, "but aa far
as the effect on me personally goes, a
battle is like a champagne drunk."
"You mean that it Is so exciting?"
the questioner asked.
"I mean," was tho reply, "that there
is first an intense and glorious excite
ment, and that after that comes a most
undignified, bnt inevitable nausea. I
was never in battle in my life with
out being seasick afterward." Boston
Ponrter.
Oreat Men and Th.lr ffullclce.
Snppoee the Marquis of Salisbury or
Mr. Gladstone were this night to become
conscientiously convinced that the party
pf which he is tbe mouthpiece is tbe
party pf false doctrines, and had the
pquxage to say to. What huwlt there
would be from a hundred platforms!
Does any one doubt that the wen who
n today would crucify tomorrow?
particular section of the British
public likes to have its own particular
piper, and It ir slats on calling the tune.
Let the piper play a tune of his own,
and there is a sodden change of pipers.
All the Year Bound.
A 1'OPLEXEi) HOST.
A TURKEY DINNER AT WHICH THE
BIG. TURKEY WAS ABSENT.
ttow a Crowd or Country Lnds Spoiled a
Nicely rianned Feast Slysterlous Dis
appearance of a rtnast Turkey The
Flight of a Tender Morsel.
A gentleman noted for his originality
made the following improvement to tho
old saying, "There's many a slip 'twixt
the cup and the saucer," the other day
In speaking of a disappointment n friend
of his had experienced In losing his din
ner through missing a train ndlnner to
which hejiad been invited and nt which
be had been selocted to respond to one
of tho toasts.
The simple missing of the dinner was
moro than set off nt the old (lehernl
Shields hotol, on the West Chester pike.
A company of twelve Philadclphlans In
terested In real estate developments had
mme out iu the country for tho purpose
of looking about for profitable Invest
ments, and had sent word to tho proprie
tor of tho old hostelry of their coming
and ordered an old fashioned turkey din
ner to bo ready nt 0 o'clock.
Tho order put the proprietor in his best
humor nnd the entire establishment into
an unusual flurry of exciting prepara
tion. The hostler hurried to the nearest
farmhouse, where lie purchased the
finest turkey to Ik) had, nnd carried it
back to the hotel lu triumph. Taking
it into tho stable ho dispatched nnd
plucked ft in great haste. Everything
was excitement in the laie kitchen from
the tlmo tho order was announced until
late in the nftorncon, when tho last dish
was ready to 1m curried to the dining
room.
The news of tho gentlemen coming
spread through tho village, nnd evory
ono felt duty bound to go to the hotel
and see thorn, and nouo took a greater
interest in the affair than tho luvs.
They had finished their chores tiuiisu.iily
early nnd were promptly on hand long
before the hour of serving tho nr.per.
Of the entire community none fc.. his
personal importanco moro than Dave
Peters, tbe colored waiter.
Davowasof portly build and prided
himself in his appearance, nnd If he hod
a hatred for ono thing moro than any
other, that thing was a claw hammer
coat, which ho said belonged lo society
gentlemen and not to a waiter, conse
quently ho held to the old fashioned
roundabout jacket. Just before the
tlmo for announcing that dinner was
ready a number of tho village boys stood
peering through ono of tho dining room
windows, watching Dave arrange the
different dishes on the table nnd ad
miring the display made by the twelve
napkins in as many cut gloss goblets.
After viewing the effects of tho
tablo with a countenance beaming with
satisfaction, Dave strutted toward the
door nnd disappeared by descending the
stairs leading to the kitchen, and a few
moments later reappeared, carrying on
a largo dish tho turkey, dono to n lovely
brown and beautifully garnished with
carved roses, sprays of parsley and cel
ery top3. Walking toward the table he
found that no room had been lef t for the
central and chief adornment of the
table. Taking the situation In at a
glance, D.ive saw his inistako, and hur
riedly set tho dish down upon the broad
sill of tho' window through which the
boys were peering, and began rearrang
ing the tablo to mako room for the
turkey.
Ko sooner had he turned his back to
tho window than one of the boys softly
and quietly raised the sash, while an
other grabbed the turkey from tho dish
and fled across tho hotel yard toward
the old stable, followed by his compan
ions. After making room for the large
dish Dave turned around, stepped to the
window, raised the dish and placed it in
its position in the center of the table,
never noticing that the bird had flown.
Going to the sideboard he picked np the
supper bell and gavo It a violent ring,
thus notifying the host that dinner was
ready.
"This way, gentlemen; this way,
please," spoke the proprietor to his
guests; "step this way, gentlemen,"
leading them through a narrow passage
from the bar to the dining room. Ko
sooner had ho reached the dining room
than his gaze fell upon the empty plate,
when he exclaimed, "David, where in
the name of General Jackson is lhat
turkey?"
Poor Davel Never was a man taken
more by surprise. When for the first
time he noticed the broken platter bis
broad Binile vanished. In an instant his
jaw fell and his large eyeballs stared
most frightfully, while his whole frame
shook with a terrible tremor. All he
could say In reply to the abrupt and em
phatio question was, "Don't know, sir;
it was dar, it was dar," and hurrying to
the kitchen stairs he shouted down,
"You, Plicehy, whar in deb'l's dat tur
key?" "Go erlong now, you'a got it np dar
long ergo." The disappearance was not
only a mystery to the waiter and cook,
but to tbe proprietor aa well, who in an
apologetio manner asked the guests to
repair again to tho barroom while a
thorough investigation could be made.
Every one in the house, Including the
hostler, was questioned and cross ques
tioned, yet no light could be thrown ou
the mystery. After wasting an hour lu
trying to find the missing bird, and after
a consultation with the guests, fried bam
and eggs were substituted for the turkey.
It was not till two hours later, when
the guests were about to depart, that the
proprietor learned what had become of
the turkey. One of tbe boys, more bold
than his companions, came back to the
hotel to see how tho joko worked, and
thinking tho story of the bird's disap
pearance too good to keep, told It to one
ot the men that were loitering about the
outside of the hotel.
The next morning the picked bones of
the turkey were found scattered about
on the ground back of the stable, where
the boys bad, after carving it with their
pocketknives, greedily devoured the
well cooked bird. Philadelphia Times.
Ancient Wire.
Wire is no new thing; specimens of
metallic shreds dating as far back as
1700 B. C, are stated to have been dis
covered, while a sample of wire made
by the Nlnevites some 1800 years B. C.
Is exhibited at tlie Kensington museum
In London. Both Homer and Pliny al
lude to wire. Chambers' Journal.
Th. Father iff 'iaraoli'e Daughter.
Who was the father of pharooh's
daughter? What was his name? The
word pharaoh was simply a title, and
the phrase "pharaoh's daughter" gives
no mora Information than "the king's
daughter" or "the lord's daughter."
Three pbaraohs qf the name of Thot
ines, three of the name pf Amenhotep
and two of tho name of rtaineees hare
had their names advocated to bo the
father of the priucess who rescued tbe
infant Moses. There is n controversy
going on ubout It a controversy revived
by the Ilev. Professor Heckler ut the
congress of orientalists in Loudon.
Killed the Cat.
Several years ago a farmer and his
wife were sitting ofpoiito each other at
a kitchen table lu a storm. A cnt was
lying beside them on the floor near the
StOVe. The liahtlllnn dnb ll.,. . l,lm.
ney over the Itltc'heu, pame down, and
wuineti tlie table about without injur
ing either the man or his wif'. it
struck the stove, towing off by ouo of
it. loaa U),til, u-aa ,nlt,l kiltul Ilia
cat, and finally went off Into the well
by way of a nail in the floor. Exchange.
fceiu. Ureas Goods
The dressmakers of the reign of Louis
XV announced that, among other costly
goods, tbey had for tale aad friend's
color, doe's belly, scratched face, rat
color, fading flower, dying inoukey,
gladsome widow, lost time, dead alive,
sick Spaniard, saertal sin, common barm
and chimney sweep. St. Louis Globe
Democrat. II. Un.w 111, Upuorluully.
"I like you well wmgb, Mr. Sapling,
but Ethel is too young to many yet. 1
think It better that she should wait until
the has arrived at years of discretion, hi
to speak."
"Yes, and then the will marry some
one else." Indianapolis Journal.
Sucb
5?
CONDENSED
neat
Makes an every-day convenience of an
old-time luxury. Pure and wholesome.
Prepared with scrupulous care. Highest
award at all Pure Food Expositions. Each
package makes two large pies. Avoid
imitations and Insist on having Ihj
NONE SUCH brand.
MERRELL & SOULE, Syracuse. N. Y,
will be paid for a recipe enabling
us to make Wolff's Ache Black
ing at such a price that the retailer
can profitably sell itat ioc.abottlc.
At present the retail price is 20c
This offer I, epen until January tit., 1S03. Tor
parllculirs address the unduiigatd.
Acme Blacking Is made of pure alcohol,
other liquid dressings are made of water.
Water costs nothing. Alcohol is dear. Who
can show us how to make it without alcohol
so lhat wecan make Acue DLAClCINa as chesp
as water dressing, or put it In fancy pack
sges like many of the water dressings, and
then charge for the outside appearance in
stead of charging for the contents of the
bottle?
WOLFF ft nAlTDOLPH, .Philadelphia.
Ii the name cf a paint of which a 25c, bottle
s enough to make six scratched and dallcd
cherry chairs look like newly finished ma,
hoganics. It will do many other remarkable
'hings which no ether paint can do.
All retailers sell it.
For n Thorough Training ii.
BUSINESS or SHORTHAND.
ItHlll pay you to visit the
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Tlie most Ttiormuil:, Itest lSrgulated, and
rinekt Kipilpped Commercial Training School
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Httideuts assisted to pailnit posltious. fend
for cataloguo or call at olllce.
O U DORNEY, Prln.
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Cares Conimniptlon, Concha. Crotip,Sor
Thront Bold bv all brufriui on ft GuArmfetcc
For a Lime Side, Back or Chttt BkUoh'a Parous
Plaitcr will giY great tttli faction. j ctot.
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Icwruud.' For DyBpepds, lArvx or Kwacy
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tree. 8hlloh's Itemedles are told by us on a
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to 23 It.
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lore tne cenJUi or lnurxero vita ont'i bcusect or
pleaftorn. It bulldi up and lntprorca th fraooMl
b faith, clean tbe kin and taauUfeathacepJaaa.
po.wnnxiei or naoDinaaa louow uut trrataftBt.
Endorieed br phjatclan and loadiux tocltr ladle.
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ji.co.r sinan-MursmtTEL eiiucitu.
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dent to t, bLUeoi state of tho iretem, tuch aa
Dlzzlneee, Naaaeo, Drowatneoa, XttatroM aAa
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Ctheredo&ot.
Cart i" Little XJrer PUle ere very smell tnl
Tery euy to take. One or two pille make a dote,
Tbey s strictly regeUbl sol do not (lipeor
parse, bat by their restle actloa pleaee all whi
uaeiheis. In Title at S5 cents i are for $L. cU
by draeglets CTerpshoro, or sect by nuiil
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