VHs snd UnwortSr. Which will )e have? It don fnlV ttrfi.t to hVA tin, last CI tlv.r rsthi thin thfl first. TllST don themselves lth imrmllTM total vlrtn ftltmtlvn nf llvpr trmiltl. 1 Klnmtph lttttr. L till. NIMHMrill CAIHHi the people' choice, and yet, popmr and win known as It Is. there are unlorlufjatwwiokewi tn trying the drastic remedies ft . fonrvet dais. tho well known and Ion tfleii properties of the Hitters appeal, lleason slumld le rumen iiyex perleneeln the matter ot medication. ''The best golds to our feet Istlie lamp ol experience," said a great patriot ot the early roolutKmarv Krlod. and the exclamation Is pregnant with Hb. For over a third or a century tho Hitters dally has met with the endorsement o Beowe suffering f rom liter complaint, malaria, consti pation, rheumatism, debility and trouble! ac companied by dyspciwlH. Ijilicrly It has de clared Itnelt and been thoroughly amirmed in B remedy tor "ia grippe. You have a splendid chance to grow in grace ererv time somebody snubs you. It Should be Ju Erery Ilonte. We antborlte onr advertised druMist lo tell Dr. Klnea New Discovery for Con sumption, Coughs and Colds, upontlils condition. If you are afflicted with a Oourit, Cold or any Lung. Throat and Chest trouble, and will use this remedy as directed, glylna It a fair trial, and oxnerl ence, you may return the bottle and have ew jjtscovcry count uu icuw u . neyer disappoints. Trial bottles rreeat Keber's Drugstore. LelilRliton. and Iilerv's Drugstore, Welsspoit. I.nrsn slie ."-Oc. and f 1.00. If money could mnlto people good It wouldn't bo worth whllo to preach yery much. UnONKENNKRS. or the UUUOIl II AltIT, Cured at iloms In Ten Uny m by ndtninls- terlnc Dr. Haines tlolilen Hpecllle. It can be given In a glass ot heer, a cup or cof. teeortea, or In food, without tlie knowledgepl the patient. It is absolutely Iihi mless, nnd w 11 effect a permanent and siwedv cure, wlittle the patient Is a moderate drinker or anatcoholic wreck. It has been mien In thninanrtsof eatea, and In every instance a perfect cure lias follow ed. Itnever tails. The sieui once Impreg nated with the specific. It becomes nn utter Im poulbllity tor the llcjuorantlteto exist. Oures guaranteed. 4s page book of particulars lice. Address the ooldiin si'tciinc Co., lsSJtace Htreet, Cincinnati, Ohio. Oct. .-ly. The Christian who cun count all trials Joy can hayo a plorions timotn this world. Nathtur Succeeds Like Success. It can be Bald without fear of contradic tion that no medicine lias had sreater snc caas in curing Coughs, Colds, Hoarseness and Consumption than I'an-Tlna. This celebrated remedy stops coughing, soothes the throat and lungs, and Induces a good nlght'areat, Hundreds can testify to the remarkable and life saving virtues of this great remedy. I'an-Tina costs only 25 and 50 cents. Trial bottles free at T. I. Thomas' Drug Store. Learn to think right nnd you will not have mnch trouble about behav ing right. Many old soldiers, who contracted chronic diarrhoea while In I ho service, have since been permanently cures of It by Chamberlain's Colic, Cholera and Diarrhoea ltemedy. For sale by X. II. Reber, UhlBliton, anil W. F. Itlery, Weissporl, Passing a saloon door every day makes men become used to tho devil's presence. llull's-IIead Fhivorlnlr Extracts, tho house' wife's Indispensable companion, nre rapidly dis placing an wonuiess eoous. as a good article can be made. 1 hey area cheap 11 ice lu ci.i. God is often doing the most witli us when we think our work amounts to little. Xiubt shall be filled with music. And the cares that infest the day, Shall fold their tents like the Arals, And as silently steal away. Just like a Cough or Cold doos when yon use Fan-Tina, the great remedy for Congns, Colds and Consumption. 25 and Ml cents at T. D. Thomas Drug store. No bread that does not como fresh the hand of God is lit for a Christian to eat. A True Friend to the sick and suffering is Dr. Kaufinann's great .Medical work, uneiy liiustiateu. Send three 2-cenr stamps, to pay postage, to A. T. Ordway & Co., Boston, Mass., ami receive a copy tree. People never come to know each -other well until they havo prayed to gether. For lame back there Is nothlug better than lo aatnrate a flannel cloth with Cham berlaln'a I'alc Balm and bind it on the affected parts. Try It and you will he sur prised at the nrompt rel ief It affords The lame treatment will euro rheumatism. For saIebyN.il. Jleber. Lehlghton, and W. F. Blery, Welssport. Many people nre Bloomy because they believe nil their joys are behind them. Success in evervthlne depends largely npori good health. Do Witfa I.lltlo Karly litters are little health producing pills. See inecoinir men take an "r.ariy jiiser. T, u. Tuomas. You can't keep people from wnntlug water by throwing stones nt the ritimp. Nothing so distressing as a hacking Conch. Nothing so foolish as to suffer from It. Nothing so dangerous if allowed to continue. One .Minute (,'oiuli Cure gives immediate relict, l . u. 1 nomas The man who Is running for olllco has no such word In his dictionary as rest. For instance, Mrs. Chas. lingers, of iiay City, Mich., accidentally spilled scalding water oyer her little hoy. She promptly ap plied De Witt's Witch Haile Salve, giving Instant relief. It's a wonderfully cooil salve for burns, bruises, sores and a sure cure lor wiles. T. u. Thomas. Nothing in tho world grows nny faster than n trouble that is nursed. Ileidache Is the direct result of ludliies Hon and tsomtch disorders. ltemedy these by using De Witt's Little Karly Itlsers, and your headache disappears. The favorite utile puis everywhere. T. I). Thomas. No man can bo a successful hi ju- crlte and amount to much nt any thing else. There Isn't one man In h doaen who will take the word of a preacher In u horse trade, Whenever a man begins to ho wrong It makes him feel good to doubt the Bible. The main reason why some men have cross wives Is because they are surly themselves. The man who rob a bank woulilit' do It If he looked to Und every day for nhat ho needs. The man who lias given up his sin has given up everything that luw power to hurt him. IT WONT COST OV A CENT We are pleased to anoouoee that we liate made arrangements by which we are prepared to supply FJtEK to each of our subwibrr year's subscription to that well-known mommy Home and Farm Journal, the AuaaicAX fab- Jir.a. published at Bpniwftald and Cleveland, Ohio. We make this offer to each of our sub scribers who will pay up all arrearices ou sub scription acd one year In advance, and to all new subscribers paying one ear in advance, The AliwcAV Fsbhkr Is strletly Natlunul la Its character Ills a Idgb-cUM Illustrated Journal Oiled with entertaining nod Ineuuciu reading matter, eoatatnuc each moouiiiuic tafornuulon that la lotaluaeje toagrteultuiUts and of special Interest to each member of e ery home It Is not a ouus pubuoatwo and U ainu-ti 4oalllocaliUcs, being National la Ite nsskt-uu and character, thus nsectbag wlUt favor I localities. It Is strictly aoo political and nun sectarian. It has a trained eorpeot coturibi sera and is carefully edited. The wrlou. da parusienU of Farm, llorsteutture, Hueep and HwUK. 1 M Hoae, The Ilorce .md Tl,,- l..i at tiled with btlfkt and nsciui m..iirr i readers of the Auaairaa t abmkii nn- m, sal nstUvraiMaad took foi us n onihu vt withkeeaaauclpauri Tu. r,ui ,umi Vu.qyrlccWtb Awro at Piin i pei year, but by te a i.,,.fcei,i- m u ,-ii .'-i aia. to receive umt i u u an . cse ear Do not dvla) In taking advauUxe tiioeTn but rail at oiii-c of m-uU tit S , ,plUiti auj Rl thti Al !Hliil III, . . S .Btkl tut .'UK St uu tlb rMUttar Kief A LOVE SONG. Tbe bird In lis nct Rt uiorti Irfnks out throiiEh tbe 1,-nfy space. And sends a sw, I IimIcsour ' Fmtnitalildln plm Only a note .u i Only a faint -roo! -,i' Hut some other little bird n 111 bear And eoon draw near. The whispering leaves repeat The story tbey oft have beard. For oh, there's nothing so sweet As the song of the bird A love song. It Is true. Only a faint "Owl Coot" Dot some one oalla out A-near: ''Sweetheart, I am beret" "Ooo! Ooor eaya one from the nest, A shy little warbler sbet "Cool Onor eomes the answer back In a lower key. And then anew song Is begen Are these two birds or one? And with thrills and twltt'rlogs sweet. The love eosg they repeat. Josephine Pollard In Godey's. Tou Can Have Your Own "Central. The latest device to facilitate com munication between different depart ments of largo business establishments n miniature telephone exchange. Tho system is installed after oxactly the same principle as an exchange covering wido city area. Bach desk to be put in connection has its own instrument, which is in principle tho same tiling as the full grown telephone, but Is of min iature size. Tito receiving or hand in strument, however, is not of the long Bhapo with cylindrical handle, familiar everywhero nowadays, but is simply a flat disk resembling one of the earliest forms of telephone, of which a few were seen in the infancy of tho invention. Tho "central office" is pnt in a small closet or inclosnro at some convenient point, ami is operated by a boy who has nothing else to do. There nro a dozen or so connections, according to tho size of the installation and the needs of the office. Tills ex change is operated upon precisely the same principle, tiionglt of course on a smaller scale and with loss complication, as n, central office in a city exchange. Tho ring of nny of the connected tele phones causes a numbered disk on a Bwitchbourd to fall when tho boy makes the desired connection nnd releases it when tho talk is fmisucd. In large and busy establishments, where every de partment must bo connected with every other for frequent communication, this telephone exchange system does away with a largo number of cumbrous speak ing tubes and iuiures a quicker nnd mora satisfactory service. New York Tribnue. Comfort and l'rogress. I think that man gets lees comfort out of life than does any other animal," said George McDonald, a guest of the Southern. "Life for him is a continual battle from tho cradle to the grave. What happiness lie finds in the compan ionship of loved ones is moro than coun terbalanced hy tho pain of the Inevitable parting. Poverty, ambition and greed are scorpion whips, goading him ever to exertions beyond his strength, until nt last lie sinks, wont out nnd weary, bo fore he reaches what should be life's high noon. Ills very diversions are taken in a feverish, hurried manner, us though lie begrudged the timo thus stolen from business cares. And the higher the trai tion of a people in a tscalo of civilization tho less of poetry and pleasure, do they appear to find, the more stubborn and unrelenting tho battle for exlstmce. with the lower animals life is a luxury simple existence- ft pleasure. "The barbarian makes holiday while civilized man slaves nil day, and then outmatches tho bear. True it is that only by constant endeavor is progress possible, bnt of what valno is .that progress which makes of man an tin happy slave, toiling always beneath a lash more cruel titan ever fell ucross tlte back 6f Lacedtcmonian helot or Afiican bondsman? Of what benefit are trl umphs that we cannot pause to enjoy? Our pace is becoming too rapid. We are trying to crowd the labor of centu ries into decades." St, Louis Ulolie Democrat. . Top Notch of York l'snu Life. John II. Small, of Chanceford town ship, York county, owns three farms in that township, aggregating BOO acres, and five other farms in the county. On the three farms which immediately sur round him immense crops of graiu, hay and tobacco are grown, and the beauti ful location and the very high cultiva tion which these lands have attained under Mr. Small's personal direction and care make his premises n "garden spot" in the old county of York. Tho farm buildings are elegantly planned in tnemost modem style, lie lias loiiy flve acres in tobacco, with an average yield of 1,500 pounds to tlte acre. In ono year hejfivtlens 225 head of cattle all sent to Bnropean markets. This part of his farming industry is so complete that none of the, cattle is taken nut of tho stables until ready for market. Mr. Small has ids own grist mill, hero, the feed for ids stock is ground. On all tho eight faruis hU operations are Miner. vised bv himself, lie emnlnvs lnunv men, and everylhtrut w dtino on the most liberal and extenMVM scale. Lancaster Inquirer. yt-eT" Why bhe Thought He Was Falling, "I am afraid you are nut so strong as you usod to be, John," said a fond wife toiler husband. "I think it is about timo you were getting some insurance on your life. "Insurance ou my life! What nro yon talking about? I am as healthy as ever I was. Insurance, iiiUeeuT' ".Well, dear, I only mentioned it, you know, out of respect to yourself. 1 I hough t you were falling." "And what In the world put it into your Head that 1 am railing? 1 full ing? Why, I am as strong as a horse, and can run np three nights of stairs without taking it breath.' Well, that may bo so, but I am afraid you are deceiving yourself." "Deceiving myself I woodueae gra cious, woman, what do yott mean?" Don't be so impatient. What lnukes me think you are falling is this: When you were canning me you could hold me ou yonr knee for three hours; now you cannot hold the baby on your lap three minute. ' l.onaonflit-Dlts llullug Shoe llahli. In Loudon a century ago it was no uncommon practice ou the part of the fast men" to drink pumpers to the health of n lady out of her shoe. The ESarl of Cork, in ait amuaiug inner in The Conrjoteteur, relates an incident of this kind, and to carry the compliment still further he states that the shoe was ordered to lie dreaaed aud served up for supper. 'The cook set himself seriously to work upon it. He pulled the tipper liurt (whieh was of fine damask) into tine ah reus and tosswu ft up Into a ragout, minced the sole, out the wooden heel Into thin, siloes, fried them in batter aud nuoed them rouml the dish for zarniali The ocro auiy taaUSed their affection for Uie lady by eating heartily of this ex qutslte Impromptu. The Color of the ISjes. A famous optician has discovered that women have a larger proportion of brown eyes than men. If iu arents the mother baa brown eyes and the full blue the chances are eighty-eight to twelve that tbe girls of the family will be brown eyed, the percentage in favor of the boys luring blue eyes Mug seventy-two tc twenty-eight. If the parents have eye of like color the ehanoes in favor of the children, both mala) aud female, having eyes of the some color Is uiuety-two to eight. Ex- rsiange. AuiwmiU (Vlura Hair. A few drops of ammonia added to pro oxide of hydrogen is what gives the beautiful golden oolnrto hair Without tbe ammonia one or two apfutoatsotw of the bleach to Dtowo hair impart a red dish bronie tint to it. New York Juur nal. Our lakeu and the Other Left. Iu 1H71 ucuui lnuau wum killed by light umg w bile dm in and th. tiMiliu.ni sit ting by hla al,l- uiL.-, not lnjined 'Hie hghlutug nlru, 1. tin- i ii.m Innan - h.-uil dtmtiiU la- , i itn,l tin. Ins ilulh,.-, pauttxl thiuugh but budy ad tuii a bolo through Hie cuahiuus on which he was attUBg No damage wa done to the car- nase t it fUl breaking the glass, aud tlie ' i -XT it no i t r -ri( t-r t T V . ( I A STORY OF HARDSHIP APfb DEATH , IN THE ANTARCTIC OCEAN A lloat Crew of Seven Men I,ert on an Island and Not Called l or Sis r the Unfortunate rinnllr t-ost Tlielr T.Urs. Nurds Idea nr tbe Place. Captain Eldrtdge, of the steamer Cath arine Whiting, la one ot those breezj . old time tar who need to start off from some Mew Dngland port in a sailing vc cel which would return only after a vo -age of two or three years. During thu-e lengthy and tempestuous bufTetincR with the sen Captain I'lldridge saw much that was of interest. Some ot this ho has told with a quaint marine candor worthy of being exactly reproduced. He says: I taw in Tlte World where three men were left on an Island In the Arctic. This reminds me of a boat crew that was left on an island In the Antarctic ocean in 1871 by the schooner Franklin, of New London, Oaptaln James Holmes, master. They were landed on Cape Sheriff to kill what seals they could while the cltootier went on a prospecting voyage that is to say. looking for rookeries or places where seals travel up est the beach to rear their young. Well, lliey were to stay there until the schooner returned, which would be in ten dnys at most. So ten days' pro visions were given them, and when ton days had expired the men did not know but tho vessel ,was lost. So they took In their boat tho carcasses of seals and started for Potter's cove, 250 miles away. where they expected to iind the bark Nile, for it was expected she would sail on tho 15th day of March for New Lon don. They arrived thereon the 14th, nnd she had sailed on the 18th, as it appeared. Now what were they to do without clothes or fuel, no provisions or shelter, and a very, cold winter of nine long. dark mouths? As it is so far south the summer is short say three months, and winter nine months and summer is us cold as our winter here, but has tho ad vantage of being all day, while the win ter is all night. They were in C!l degs. latitude, south. Well, tho season was so far gone that the few seals, or elephants, or other ani mals that inhabit this crt of the globe had gone into tho sea for winter. Hut, however, they did manage to get a few seals nnd elephants aud secured their oil, nnd on this they lived until spring. For a shelter they got an old try works which had been left there by soinu ship nnd covered this witli snow In keep nut what cold possible, ami with mow for blankets they lived tho winter through. In the spring they concluded to go back to Cupe Sheriff nnd kill all the seals they could before the vessels' be gan to arrive. Then they would make sonic bargain tu take home tho skins. So, without any provisions, they started back, but on going out the straits they got jammed in the ice nnd had to go back over tho ice to Porter b cove. They would haul their lioat from one cuke or block of ico to another, aud launch when necessary. Well, they got back at last where they started from nearly dead from cold and exposure. But, however, another trial. Four re fused to go, but three of them took an other boat which hud been left by some other ship and started again without any food, for there was none to bo got at so early in the spring. Nevertheless they arrived then at Uapo Sheriff. After ward they killed 2,200 seals and spread their skins -on the snow to keep them from heating, but what Iwcania of them will never be known. . It was bupposcd that they undertook to cross the straits, but could not manage the boat. How ever, they were lost. Now about those four that stayed at tho Cove I remem ber two of their names, but- have for gotten tho others. Ono was an Indian from Long Island, tome place near Hon- tauk his last name was (iarhy nnd ono by the namo of James King, wlto was eventually tho only survivor of the seven, and his tale of suffering was ter rible. Ho had to kill and eat the other throe men. They wer,o nothing but skin and bones anyway, and he could not havo survived more than one day more had we not found him as wo did. We buried the remains of tho othrrs in the snow. King then went ou boatd of tho bark Nile, nnd front her he went on board of lite schooner 'A. P. Simoni and came to New Loudon, where lie sailed from. Ho sued the company, but finally ho gave it up aud cleared out no one knows where. Now, I will glvo you all tile inform. i tiou I can us to why they v ere left there. It was late iu the tcasou and the winds would not permit of tho schooner getting hack to them, bo she sailed for home. What are seven men's lives to some men? Now, I will givo j-ou some idea of the place. It is in from 01 to CU degs. south latitude and the land is of volcanic origin, sprung up out of blue water nnd hiding in tho clouds with thousands of feet of snow on top. The rocks are of soapstone appearance. There is not the first sign of vegetation on them not even moss will grow ou the rocks. lee, there is a sign of vegetation; what is known as crimson snow. Ilut if you take a handful ana look at it without tho aid of a mioroscope you will see noth ing but u little red on tho snow, but with the aid of a microscope you can see the fine roots iu the snow. So it is a vegeta ble. There are no shellfish ou the rocks it is jierfect desolation. Ilut iu the summer the birds of all lauds that is, birds uf high latitude are here to breed their young. There are thesenhen, the Mother Gary's chicken, wlticii is found all over tho world, aud iienguiu, several sjiecies of thein. And to see these penguin as the march from their nests to the sea and back in single file and stand so erect ! They do not Hy. They have just merely small hit to swim with while in tho water. They just make a hole iu the enow, lay two eggs and ait. ou thorn as any bird, right in the snow Hut nature provides a way out of all lbm scrapes, as it were. Their eggs are a. ;ood substi tute for lien's eggs. New 'irtrl- World. When u lo Surrender. It is evident tlmt n man who will seri ously undertake to tint himself en rai port Willi other Kulotala can excliange communication with tlitm nt leaat n satisfactorily aa lis could with another man who woa cotttiuetl to tut entirely different language. My dog, who luu had no special training, uiidmteitda some half doasii ot my gwturaa, aud himself uses the turning nalde of tlie liead to indicate diaaeut, accom panied often by ft plain look of dlagiul at being misunderstood, puta up a paw to deprecate punWhment, turns on bin back to expreaa aubmlaalon, sticks up hla tall the warrior brandlahea 111 waavpon or wavee hie llag; tlte dog luw no weapon by way ot defiance, liiwt raitfor shame or alarm. That turning on the hack, by the way, la well underotood among dog a a gesture of aurrender. If twe atnutge dogs meet on the street aud one ahowa tight, it the other tunu ou his back he willwot, aa a rule, be tuoleated. Cor. New York Times. What Aiuerlruu laltre Lena than twenty years ago a member of tlie National Academy of Dedgu de clared that he knew positi'ely that then went but ten artists in New York who ware making as much aa (3,000 a year by their art Times have ohajjgeU. We hear a good deal about the crate for foreign pictures aud the neglect of native painters, but all the same there are not a few ot tbe natives who are waking a good living, and by the sale of their pict ures too ksevensl are reputed to wake $13,000 a year, and a good waay live at a imte ot at least (10,000 without falling into debt belonging to clutjs, owning country houses and yachts. iu)itig exorbitant rents for etttdtus and 'tiruistUig tlieui with aplbudor Suiue uf hu beat lutMng lomuilasiouft that local imiutL-r rt ri v e ure thube for puut-l. it'iluia unit nlli i dt oiatn ii mii k l.u Nu i.ik li. ii-. -Nt-w -irk rum In Jttliavu s a W4-U that t-UUllt , Wlh , widens into u theru lUl'K raueau lake of unkituwu depth uuit ill uieu&ioit Entirely VEGETABLE WQif JS MAN DRAKE A SURE cure; ton BIIIounnoBB, Dyspepsia, Indigestion. Dlsonaos of , tho Kldnoys.TorpltJ Liver 1 nhoumatlsm. Dizzinosa, 1 Sick Hoadacho, Loss of ' Appotito.Jaundlco.Erup I tions and Skin Diseases. i nits 25o. fi tettii, nil ey su snouti. HEItf,J011ISMt01l, press., IirlliiUs, It. Sold by W. P. Ulery. THOMAS' Drug :: Store, KlltST STUF.F.T. I.K niflHTOX, PA. LOOK -OUT ! For Diarrhoea, Dysentery, Slimmer Complaint, Cholera Morbus, Qrnmps, Colir,"&(j., use Dr. Jioytl's ("inc. Fop .Biliousness, Indigestion, Constipation, Dyspepsia, (Dc, use Dr. Hoy.l's Pills. A HATTraaX nElXEDY FOR Epileptic Fits, Falling Sickness, lTjstei- Ics, St. Titus Dancet Nervousness, Hypochondria, Melancholia, In ehrily, Sleeplessness, Diz ziness, Brain and Spi nal Weakness. This raedlclno has direct action upon in nerve centers, allaying all lrrltablll i.s, and Increasing tho flow and power . : norvo fluid. It fs perfectly harmless i. 'i leaves no unpleasant effects. " 1 5 91 IV . Vitltifili!n Itrwilr an Knrvntir r i'lo.wm smt lree to ny ddrNst, ( i f J"' iht liiucum can aiao ouuua iu.lt l-.tK letfO i)rtrar?d brtiio Itevfreml v. a Futi Vavno, IqJ since ten and i -Aaiiuunrniiiiiireiiuuii uruio :?ia wed. o.. Chicago, ill. , at!, .--.'...inernotua. cruris ) . vc.?ii. oljuVniur.!). A L LENTO WN5PA. From now on, until the end of the season, we will try nnd lead ALL COMPETITORS in the Valley in our COAT HopauLmonfc In Style.QuaUty.Qanntity nnd LO H PUTCRS. Perfect (its guaranteed to EVHUYROUY. Uf!sp"f:tfully, lunsicker's H. W. Corner St 1 1 nnd llainlKim SU, T?1TPTITRT? We. tli a UDtlerilunetl vera entirely cure.) ot rupturo f . I,, , M v a 1., St.riillaiieliilila, I'a., S Jones I'liUUpi, Ken. net Square. !.; T A. Krefti, SUtlng-ton, Pa, KM Small, Mount Alto, !,; Iter H. It. 8 her loer, SunLury, l'a.t If. J. Dellet, H H. Tnelfth Ht, Headlnc, I'a,; Vm. IHx. H'id Moutroie St., l'liliatlelptiU; 11. I. Ituwe.bWl'JmKL, Heading, Ta.; (JeorKD ami Kli. ifurltart, tt I .ecu it St., Iteatllnic, fa. Htn-J fur circular. a Act oa a new principle I icealato the llTer, etomntj j lad boweia through ( wrtv. 1)sl Mum? rnxa I tpevtlly cun bUlootneeu, i torpid liter aad co&stlpa t Uoo. hmtlleet,, mildest, t tturwii i ou aosas,i hum tSainpl&a ireo n,t drtutflata. tr. SLla Btd. Ct , tuiut, m. PENSIONS ! Wo want the namo ttiul nobtolllco ud- ilress uf every honorably tlischargeil fioldlerof tho latu wur who U not re oelviug u peuslon or who la not re ceiving its much pension as he is en tltleil to. Also the name ami poatofllos of ever)' soldier1 widow, child or dependent parent who la not receiving or has not received full eneio!i provided by law. Also The tmnie of every snldleror sohller'a heir who has not received full l'av anil IIopntt as provided by law. New Ijtws and nullum nrovide for payment ot olaitns whlelt bavo here tofore been rejected. No cliaruo for information. Seuil to I'etmlon At torney lu uare of Carbos Advocate, MiMiton, I'a. SPECIAL NOTICE. INVRNTOHB emu immta silvioe as tu th patastttthlllty of tlMMr liivoiittoits. PATENTEES ostu retv ussUUtiu-e In tlut ml at tlwlr pn tout riciita, mm! full u. formation reuuriiiw, PATEKTB out U Utiud bj- TRADBUAItKU whlrtssslHK Wsavliliitf COrVRlOIITS ton 1'stewt Attortiej-, ht Oftrti of Ctnuai Advocate, JMli- ou, tHt. W I Wrn WWl aake uulkers eeilier,- lur "naltlll "tPIa rtMrtusrri.ua uf , WssSi.."" S'ealext bouk nil earUl ril XrBSi." retail at Si easli in l ,-.li .....T; .... .iu, ii luiiiiraimi em uiaia ami lernw liee tlall uutlKit oer t5U) ii.luiii... Aaeuti Hllil lili.i.i i.s. M lli.i I. Mallm, I'eiilrtfille.leka. 0fTleW8rl(l Diuiit i at Hibif 1'uBlittiil.. ( t 73 4'hrlttti! M thU fa tif VW iMm'jurtj at i. hic-ei I lew flee Hive, T.D0SES fi&J A to Buyers. We offer just now n special in vitntion to our friends nnd patrons lo come und see us. The summer is fast fleeting nnd we will mnke special prices to sell out our summer goods in order to have n full swing on our fall nnd winter stock of Dry Goods, Notions nnd Kcndy-Mnde fJIotning. Wc have no room to quote prices, hut they nre low enough. Don't miss this opportunity hut come nt mcc Then too, we nro the recognized hendqunrtcrs for tor all kinds of Groceries, Fruits & Vegetables in Season nt the lowest of very low prices, 'rompt andcorteous treatment to nil nnd it is no tronhle to show goods, (.'anal IltMge. Kuntz & Co. East Weisspoi t. FUKNITUr.E. UNDKHTAKINd VUOVR & l'KED. Robt. N. Anthony, (Huwsior to J. 1'. Hex, Fast Wtliipmt.) WILL CONTINUE TO UK THE REST PLACE TO BUV Fflrnitnre, Flour & Feel lit the Lonest Prices. dive us n call. No trouble to show Goods. R. N. ANTHONY. PHI V ATE SALE Ol' VAIUAW.K DOUBLE HOUSE. A thrco story double frame dwelling liouso containing two fine store rooms and twenty other rooms on north First street In inignton is ouereu lor sale cheap and on easy terms. Tho build inir is suitable for it hotel nlant und hn-s stable aud other out buildings. For further particulars and terms call on or address AirtANDES KISTLER, Kistler'a Restaurant, Aug. 1.1, .1m. Lehighton .Pa AXLE 0REASE BEST IN llir. WORLD. Ibnmarlsequr.llticeitrqaiisurpaBaed.aiitually onttutlDV two boxfs ot tmvotbsr brand. Not FOnBAUlir DEALERS or-JrERsLLY. Jul' Instructions on the Piano and Organ given by MISS ANZIE BAUER, Third St., Lehighton. All tho new and improved methods of instruction. Satisfac tion guaranteed. Foil Tekms call onor address as above. THE I'lie People's Paper. RATES : In Advance. We Make Fine Job Work A Specialty. At LnwMt Prirtrd. Opi'iob North First Street, Lehighton, Yn., We have also opened a first-class Jobbing epartment in Aaron Snyder' new block, at the Eastern end of thu Lehigh Bridge, in the UOItOUGII OF VN'BISSI'OUT, whoj-enll ordern for Job Printing will lw ex peditiously mid rheeply e ctited. Subscriptions Ibr theCarbon Advocate also rt ceived Rlld rt t l ipti'tl Ihr II . MOHTIllMKIt, Propi . CARBON ADVOCATE $1.00 A YEAR One reason why Srnf's Emulsion of Pure Nor wegian Cod Liver Oil and 1 lypophosphites of Lime and Soda has had such a large sale is because it is "Almost as palatable as milk;" but the best reason is that its curative properties art: unequalled. It cures the cough, supplies the waste of tissues, produces flesh and builds up the entire system. Scott's Kmulslon euros Coitgha, Colds, Consumption, Scrofula, and all Anaemic and Wasting DIsoobob. Provcnte) wasting In Children. Atmott as palatnlilc as intlk. Get only the Kcmitnr, Ire pared hy Seott & Bowne, Chemists, New York. Hold hy all Druggists. J. L IS IIEADUUAIITEUS FOU GEN ER A 1 , H Paints, Varnishes, Glass, ALL KIND OF COAL, ' OPS. PUBLIC SQUARE, Bank Street, Lehighton, Pa THE mm PLjfiLC xlD 60. First Premium nwardctl to Koch .: Shankwoillcr, Largest and Finest Clothing House in the Valley, for tho finest display ol Men's, Youths' and Children's County Fair. OUR MAMMOTH STOREROOM is filled with seasonable luxuries. Beautiful eomhinntiousol design andcnlor in our great N 15CK TJH All assortments. See our windows Men's Flue llljrk Olerertits worth ST.OOat Xlcii'd Mtttlali hlull.u, f lipri.,Lila unrl Ii Sill Men's Kersey omroats Newest stimies, Kti (rfl. Vl'e pun nltprnt SlUmi. For a hamlHouie ami Ktllnli Overcoat, slnitlo jvericy ueri'o:ns nine mi ciu.ti mr (iiuy Underwear, pooiI qimlilv. Ml n suit. Wlilte una dray llndemeiir i:tm Quality, roj nplw-?; woitli 7V, Kleecfl l.inetl ami Natural Woolen UniUTWrur- rcul.ir pil e, our price $t.fK). SttltsComle All-WiMtl dlo Filling UiKlerwf.ir-rticutar price. 11.75; now tl.uu. If ml Mti1!rHtfl AllAVnol KIaiiiii'U. nnrlli H.riO! Hnerll KJiIrt nt 3100 A gnppinltv leatllf.iliillnrAlnilrCo.vtitonifnsiu'. See (lu many new novrltleH In l' - -j i loins u au nitw sihittiiiK K"""' ""is ii j i nt j iiru tu i i r" iiih ly is) n i'l ice. Kocli & GENTRR SQUARE, FINE SILVERWARE, WATCHES AND BEAUT! FUL JEWELRY. Are among the new things now believe that nowhere in this assortment to select I rom nt trash but good honest goods at CONFECTIONS The forme in all delectable dainties, nnd everything seasonable in the latter. Sunday schools, festivals supplied nt low prices All Hie Very Latest. Novelties in Toys Lowest prices and biggest assortment. Chas. H. Nusbaum, BRIDGE STREET, WBISSPORT, PA. CHARLES A. GOTH, IlKAI.KIt IS "Walt 2Bitster9 WbuiIow 8Imiieu BOWER'S BLOCK, Opposite ( First-class 1'aper Hanging at ntion and Frescoeing n specialty. House Painting in all its to be satisfactory, l'ntronage HSrBBHHa.Y WtOTUEnS. ta Warrml BUtlowloti. ITIimet. bTsKrOe tOtl W. L. DOUGLAS A genuine tjiwett tlioe. that tt ill not rip, fine ctlf, seamless, smooth inside, flexible, more comfortable, stylish and durable tUatt auv other shoe ever sold at the price. Initials cuhtout mailu hhoet. roatltig from to fs, aud la the Best in the World for the price. For GENTLEMEN. s5.00 Hind-Sewed. 3 A t f Haad-Saweil 4sUU WeltSUos. s3.50 Sl-s e r Eitra Vslao s2.25 82.00 ES TAKE NO """"" xjk ssm. i is Eitra Villi a rtdssH&T Call Shoe. WKBPV man's BIvm. AHB&r sW. S SsVsssssBR IT IS A DUTY ouowe to 'ui-t If and your family, during these luwtl timss, to get the most alue fur inr tnniH Vou can eronoinUe Iu your foot wear if you purchase W L. loiieUV Mme-., which, without qui-stiott, represent affreater value for the taotit lima un other makes f R I ITItPtM W. L. DOUGLAS' name nnd tho prlao Is stamped TifrJ I V Ida on the bottom of oaah shoe, whloh protests the consumer against hl(th prloes and Inferior shoes. Beware or dealers who acknowledge the superiority of W. L. Douglas' Shees by attempt ing to substltuteother makes for them. Suohsubeltutfonsrfraud ulent, nnd subject to prosecution by law, for abtamiitK inane under false protenoes. W. L. OOUCLAS, Brockton. Mass. "oyby Atla in Melirkiiin & Son, Agents, l'higliUin Subscribe for Scotfs Emulsion ARI) W ARE, Clothing exhihited at the Lehigh MOO (Ml nur iirlrn fin 0(1. single or double lncteil iiuallty usually wilil at or iloutilo hleasteil, our 912 W and ai.t.oo 1'lne e u, iiiaiiiy nun i i u-i. ton ndervvear Bargain Shankweiler. Lanesi anil Fiuent Clotliiag House m lie Yallej, ALLENTO YN. PA. nn exhibition in our store. We county can you find n prettier lower prices. Unr goods are not lowest prices. AND FRUITS. P. 0., LEHIGHTON, PA. lowest prices. Oiling Decor brauche. All work guaranteed solicited. For LADIES. Si rr HaJ O.UU Bswed. So c r Bt 4s9U Songola. 2;00 Calf and Dasgala. Isyi- FOB .O MISSES. For BOYS & YOUTHS. 2 s1.75 SCHOOL SHOES. SUBSTITUTES. tlu Advocate SHOE ARE MUSTACHES ORNAMENTS! A Voting Woman Writer tleoarss on an Important lsrt of Man. Why tlo yonns men tske attcli pride In their mnatftcltea? 1 1 is. I suppose, be- canw they think n mustache is orna mental. Is it? Why do men have clean shaven Upt. whon they conld grow mus tnchcur And why dn men wear half n doaett stragtrlinfr hnirM when they onght to hat o them shaved off? Why will men continue tu spend hours every day in tmtniuir the hair on tlielr tipper lip, when It doesn't make them look any more handsome, when it is annoying to their sweetheatts hy srattrhing their cheeks, when it prevents a cigar being smoked more than half throngh, and when u shows a horrid propensity for getting mixed np with the food? 1 dont think mnsMehes nre omn mental. The Ideal mnstiiche lias yet lo lie Invented. It tnttsf not druggie, nor he used na a shield to hide tinea liad teeth, nor he Hero. And oh, It mnst not lie waxed or leaded! What do men nay of women wlm use gtciisf? When you nrevnjiniiiu u ipuon don't mtlii;ik it takes nil tlie romance ont of the thing by having n nasty, cosmetlcUed piece ol hair edge its way against yonr llpri And isn't it eiattieratitig when yottt lover leads his mustache aud never tells you? Yon go home with J onr face like a IneirnpolitHii extension map. and feel very uncomfortable when father and ln'itliersay there have been it lot of euttite nliout, for your fuce has got tntito dirty. No, mustnehes are neither useful nor ornamental. Were I n man and capa- blo ol growing a nioHt luxuriant mus tache 1 would cut it tiff. A cle.iti nliavon man looks much the nicest, (lirl like a lieardleM faco. They are content lo know that whiskers and all tho rest soma tie mere u tney were wanted. Vou see, a malt with a mustache . generally n hit of a fop, and girlt don't like foi. If a man doesn't keep it trimmed It gets Btrnggling and rugged; if he does keep It trimmed then he npieara conceited, lie i eteru.-tlly twisting it thin way. giving it n curl that way, stroking it and patting it. tin til he loses all character for niniilitiess, Now, it clean shaven matt Heenm to lie dignified. Women love dignity. Why Is It they are always so fond of curates especially high church and tu tors? Simply becauie they shave. Women want in men it smooth, clear cut face -not with n great biitich of hair stuck out under the nose. Whoever heard of the Greeks having mustaches? Whoever sawn statue of a Greek god with a mustache uulesi lie were tut old god and wore n beard as well? Mustaches are not ornamental, be cause they rarely suit the face, because they nre a protuberance and lddo the outline of tho mouth, nnd because, witli a mustache, n man is frightened to laugh, as it disarranges It. Only a few women cm o for them. Hen think all women do. That U n mistake. "A Fair Critic" in London Tit-Bits. All (Mil lio.ihiuli. As long ago as tho year 823'nildes heim is mentioned in history. In that year we are told Louis the Pious, Char. lemagne's nut and successor, made it the seat of tho bishopric intended by hla father to bo established nt the neighbor ing town of Elze. Less than a century before Charlemagne, had brought the heathen basons into subjection nnd Christianity was yet now in the land. Gunther, the first bishop, had been can on at the cathedral at Iteims. Three years after his elevation to the new episcopal see ho consecrated the first chapel, naming It In honor of tho Virgin Mary. The chapel Is supposed to have occupied the site under tlie present cathedral, where the crypt of the new church is built. A pretty rosebush that now clings to the outer wall of the cathedral choir is said by tradition to have grown there since the days of Louis the Pious him. self. In the Twelfth century, when the choir and crypt were being enlarged, a protecting hollow wall was built around tho rosebush, iu order that the vino might continue to grow about the build ing when the new wall had been com pleted. A bit of tho old arching may bo seen behind the altar in tho crypt. Tills is the present voucher for tho great age ot tho rosebush, and it must bo admitted that many traditions repose upon a less solid foundation. Architectural Record, tint a Fair Sample uf the Hex. A man who has teturued ftomatrip abroad says that women, as a rule, do not know how to tteat servants. On shipboard, as every ocean traveler Is aware, it is establishes! that fees are the rule. Everv one. knows It. Kverv guidebook ever written to tell one "how to go to Europe" advises its reader of this fact, and how to meet it. Some of them even state the regulation tip which it is best to give the steward ten shillings though twico that amount i: more often the rule, and it's worth it Women, it Is said, invariably eithci overdo this, and spoil tho servants by raising tnetr ideas, or underdo it so amaz ingly as to be absurd. I suppose it L- another form of tho old accusation nc middle distance. Well, a Huston actress crossed ou the steamer witlt tho man mentioned aliove, sailing from East Boston in tlie early summer. She sat nt tho captain's table, mid was so pretty as to attract tho ad- mu-ing attention of every one on board The fact had Its ienalties. She was in lusty health, and her apiiettto reflected the bracing effects of the sea air on hei lino physique. At every meal she called for every dish ou the bill of fare. The cook must havo felt honored, but it kept the steward jumping. He took more steps for her sweet pleasure than for all the rest of his contingent. He did his duty well, There shone in his ejea tho contented hope of a huiidnotne tip, and at the end of the voyage she gave hint a shilling. Muhoguiiy Tree. An Odd lUHuy. "Ouu uf the uueerwit ruilroAils any- where iu the country. said the Jtev. D. S. Kink, of North Ontario, a novel line that run from -South Ontario, in San Ifenmrdino county, where, 1 live. The lino U wveu mi I en long. A span of tvtout inultiM draw tlie car up ovor the road. '1 litre U uotulug uiiKHlur uuout that, but it coine in on the return trip. "The no ven mi Inn are on a tilt all the way, ultliougli the trauk does not look like it. So when the car HtarU buck thu muloH get ou aud tke a ride, thecal booming over the whole hue by gravity Tlie mules enjuy it too. Tbey ride ihere in as bWr ttatbftied u way as any other jiaaneiiKfr, and the view hwius equally cnanmutf. isiortn UuUrio. you know, is situated at the month of Hun Antonio canyon, but there are a lot of mauifi cent mouutuius around there. Uuf rol ony for they can scarcely b culled towiiw in hihmul ou the Hunt a h- nml and the other on tbe Huntheru Plinth It is the bOeu milt of titreet railway tiiat connect the two. "The way they uet the mult ub lard is thin: There U u little tmc under the car, and it u muiea out. itecoimutf au Adjunct to the regular itiiHHeuger depart ment. The moment the truck it t-hd out the iutellitfeut auiioaU make a hi art for it and step up aud on. It J ex t n-me ly amusing the way tbey do it and the way tbey eujoy this ride, and they , great favorites with tbe people. - .-..m Fraiu'iMu ll&aiuiiwr. IU'wuuwIm uf the l'uur. A cheerful creature, uh .lt-t: s mure credit for her oonruge than many heroes who hay e died on the lit Id ol bat tie, gave a detailed Jihl uf u-r 'tvoin mi les" to a reiiorter a few week uo "Hhoes are the greuteni expense," hhe aid; "tbey cont tily ct4, aud my U has to have wew jwir eer- week." It is pitiful, when ono retiei-t that fui Uu dolUrs the boy wight Haw u pair ot boea which Hon Id laat him four month? These ate the tH-onomitt if the ery pour. They bu worthh'tti tlnuH. aud are obligetl to do ho often, for tlie biiuple fait t hut tltey liai ii.it eiKiuuh read) Uiolll V to L.m snm! Ulttr "1 tit- t uiin 'l lav Hi I'liatilll ui of prtt vi-ioua ifu litis liutlthiiil uesfor tlie tMlue re.t-iiii ti ti I nit- ion-.. ijUUtly kept lux ii .(ltd j- lis i I tl ami iitiurutbed lie l4Um link - -allU.'l tlfT"Hl ttil Utltlsty ill turuimiii Lilt It tit u ta U is the MUtie thing A cheap atovv aud a eheajt . imir whlehAe4tr out ami break duuu htn-ith ale the olih 'lit-n tbttl tan lu K"t al 1 ht mottisrUii - Mar) ALLtvlt m CUuago i'ut. Sucb CONDENSED Makes an cvery-day convenience of an old-time luxury. Pure and wholesome. Prepared with scrupulous care. Highest award at all Pure Food Expositions. Each package makes two large pies. Avoid Imitations and insist on having ths NONE SUCH brand. MERRELL & SOULE, Syracuse. N. Y. A CMR BLACKING is cheajK Tl at 20 cents a bottle than an other Dressing at 5 cents A LITTLE GOES A LONG WDHP l ninse sliocs once blackened Ttltli it mi kept clean liv washing tlicm with wati i l'wiiilo In moderate circumstances find I nilitalile to buy It at 20c a bottle, bccttti' trlmt thcT spend for Blacking tliey taTe it slim leather. It is tho cheapest blacking constderlti' ils riualilr, and yet wo want 'x Bel' Ii chcniier if It can be done. AVe will paj $10,000 Reward for n rccipo that will enable us tc .ike Wih.ff's Acmk Blackino at such a yr. e tlmt a retailer can profitably sell It at a bottle. TlitsoOcrisopcnuntilJan.lst, 1'.' o woi,pp & nANDOXirn.rhiiaJciphi. Old furniture painted with PIK-RON (this i9 the namo of the paint), looks like stained and varnished new furniture. Ont cunt will do !L A child can apply It. Vov can change a pine to fl walnut, or a cherr to mahogany; there is no limit to ycu. fancies. All retailers Bell it. FornTliorotigli rralning It. BUSINESS or SHORTHAltD, HMlll inyyoiitni.ilttli Centrk Square, !Vllciitoin, Pa. Tin most TlioroiiKh, lieit KpRtilated, aiu! Klut'it KiiltHl Otunincri'lal Tralnln;: St'lionl In lVtniHhaiila, Qi HKPAUATK Ji:i'AUlMICNlH Most Priirtle.il (nirsei nt Honest Itatt'i lietwfcnjiioahil 400 wimlent! anniiallv-Mu.lr-iili acKtcil tn aln)4 iiositloni. bend for I'fttatoKiitj ur cull nt )Ulce. O O DORNBY, Prin, Sneaso inonelon tins paper. 6-27-Cm Cures Connnmptlon, Congbs. Croup, Sore Throat Sold by all DrujrgUti on a Gurntee. For a Lame Side, liack or Cheit Shlloh'a Poroua Plaster will gttc great tailifaciion. S CCOU. SHILOH'S VITALIZER. Mrs. T. 8.1fawblnChattAnfK)stitlnn.,eaTSi "ShUoi'n Yttalaer'SAVKD MY LIFE. I eojigUleritthtbestremedvforatJeliilitattdtwtem J ever toed.' t)r)ipera.IJverorKJJnejr, trouble It excels. 1'iico 75 cib. HILOH'S CATARRH REMEDY. HaveyouCatarrHr Trythlsllcmeuy. Itwlll rcllere and Cure yon. Price CO cts. . Ttils lr Jcctor for Its successful treatment Is furnished tree. Shlloh'a llemedles ore SOU by US oa B. guarantee to give satisfaction, rots sat.i: ny Dr. 0 T. Horn, Lehighton, Pa ta ' Pp monw ur viuIIasi that .Its nut fn.l Jnrfl tbs hnftlta or latorlfrn 1tli one's buBloess or jilfuiurt. It liullds up and lmprots the suoeral jii-altb.oh uritbe skin iindU)iutilIiitbti com lileiion. ho Hrlnkloior tlubblntM lollour tliln treatmnot. liidorw'4 by rlijbltlaaa and Ifadiwr BtKiely ladles, PATIENTS TREATED BY MAIL CONFIDENTIAL tlirailcv. K Htunloff. SanJ 0cdU ta itsupa furrrlk-itlua 14 C2.0.D, r snrDii. Btitxti JiitMti. cmctco. itu rick neadaf he and rellflTs all tba trembles loot Abut to ftMUona state of tba sratem. auob as DJuliieaa, Kavuea. Drovsloesa, PlatreM arte Citing, l'alu la tho Sldtv 4c Willi thelf suit roaukftUe eucrcu hu beea lwwn la curling 4 n&aaelie. yet Carter's Little. Line Villa rtt equally valaalloln Constipation, curing and pro Tenting tbUanno7lnaconiplalnt,vblla tbaralas rorret?tallOliordtoftUestomacbUmuUttbia liTerandroeuUUtltebowel. EroaUtUejanif curea Aol'tbyTrouU be almost prl eel oa to thowh3 eofter t rom tbla dlatreaalns cotuplalnt; but tortu Xiately tbelrcoodnnM dre noteud ber,and thoa trboencatry ILom Will find these little plllaTalu. Able In ao many waTstbattber will not bo wll lingtodawitbouttbom. Hat after alUkktuM flso itbftVaneof to many llres tat hew Is b6r wentaeourentboeat. Our pUUcureltwblla Ctbers do not Carter's JJtOe Urer Hlla tra Tory small anl very easy to take. Oim or two pill niak dose. tCliey ara aUlealy TegeUVU and da not ffrtpa or parge, but by Uut gentle action ideas all wha uaotbam. IaiialatWcenUi fife for II. &514 Vr druuJaU cwjvtMn, or aut by mail. CARTCR MfcOtCINE CO., New York. SMALL PILL. SMALL DOSE, SMALL PRICt a.ut.1 cil. UlTKItrall Uj iwri I S', . wrfn-uiui. Fu., -f A h yti cLua ohmi U si rtfS4ivlwe brt.ii tl l .1 i ttu I uiMrwtlssM awl a .(-mlU rffltttm latlun baa lnwa nt mj l vuli UM rr up - .'li ' Jm..!.)' all t t . aimsllMisua I 1 Aurnjuo1 " i i Tuiw lf Ini i t it lUxillll-MliI U t V" !). 1 i Sclentlfio Amerlcaa Aflency for rWlP&toP Handbook vntv t.( DUut buratsti furscnrtUH patMla Hi Aiuerlug lary patout Uka ,ut y ua a Won; 6 1 Uel TAj aW utk 1 EWIS' 98 LY L nwmo m nmui d'Air an, T ..js.iaMl it ..J' t Mh( I - S . irt mm , . Icnas ! W I - c U. a t. yM Mrf'V' JhIu 1 Hr-J s.ssuieaJ.tsjsiJMaw- I r I ii H 1 1 M i.. in a.t diil i ' ls.l, a.l.lt, I ' i b i A - AIT U r ! j. ldi. A , Pf.ru ft. PEliK OF B