WHAT MAKES THE 8WELL.
Some Interesting Point Abont Tiro Ap-fiarantly-
Well Dressed Men.
I was standing in the lobby of the
Adatns House in Doston. A New York
club man came in and stood talking
with some one in the lobby for several
minutes.
After he had gone out the man lie had
been talking with camo over to mo he
was a friend of mine and put thi qncs
tloni "How does Hicks Yurdly dress so
wellf He has only 5,000 n jMirand
look ranch better garbed tlwn nnyj!.-i
tnn man T Irnrmr tttvniimMmfn'iiW I
Vol al nil. I
The Boston man dressed on ivSfth aMlh
connt and an eye to Color, Tins Nejl.nmt wllc" 1110 "oat was openoit the wires
Yorker's dress was not only nn fcfttluffl would bo brought together. Tho circuit
a science an art because ho had arfW? thiis formed wouhl produce a Hash and
to harmony! n science because, he had n fecure Instuntimeonsly a picture of tho
comprehensive knowlelge of means to .thieves. For twelve days the cigars
ends. Were unmolested, but on the morning of
Any one knows cnoiiEh nol ts wear n the nnlucky thirteenth the thieves wero
led cravat and a bottle green cout : but
how many men know how to havo thr-ir
qoato cut or their shoes shaped? They
leave it to their tailors, and most tailors
cut a coat the same for a stripling of
twenty as they would for an alderman.
Hicks Yardly would hnve informed
the Boston man that his hat was too
broad brimmed, his collar was too high
in front and too low in the back; that
his cravat was blue and his violet", pur
ple Oh, horror of horror! that his cut
away had one too many buttons on It;
that his waistcoat hung down lllto nn
inverted V, whereas it should bind about
him like a belt; that his trousers wero
tight to the knee and loosofrom there
down, whereas they should have been
the reverse; that his shoes turned np nt
the toes the sola of the English made
hoe touches tho ground from tip to
heel; that his gloves were russet, whoreas
they should havo lctr.bricl4jbolor; Jhat
his hair was short, ou hp and long be
hind, whereas it ehould?bo long 5it top
and short behind; that his mustache,
'akanld not be waxed; that his topcoat
was loose in front -and tight fitting in
the back, whereas the reverse should be
the case; that Ills stick was a buckhorn,
In the face of the well known fact that
no true man of the world would carry
nowadays any other than nn all wood
cane.
Mr, Hicks Yardly would then pause
for want of breath and leave the lobby,
while the Bostonite drew out hisBrown
lng and turned to "Homo Thoughts
from Over the Soa." Fredcrio Edward
McKay in Kate Field's Washington.
He Liked Fishing.
In the performance of my pleasant
duties as editor I am called upon to
greet members of tho craft from every
part of the world whero angling is fol
lowed as a pastime. I havo yet to meet
one who failed to respond to my eascr
search for facta relative to the fish in
their home waters with less eagerness
and enthusiasm than evinced by myself.
I have talked and queried with tho un
couth and unkempt and vth the pol
ished and cultivated anglers of the
brooks and the books, and I have found
them, each and all, to be possessed of
valuable information as to the byways
if not the highways of the ait recrea
tive.
I have been taught by tho clodhopper
of the streams; I havo gained invalu
able points from the bushwhacking bov
who snatches 'em out; the cowboy fisher
of the gulch holes, the "wum" baiters
of the Mississippi sluices, the Canadian
half breeds of the Laurentian streams
v and the malaria saturated dweller "away
down on the Suwanne river" havo all
dropped angling pearls along my path
way, and last, not least, have I gathered
consolation and enthusiasm from an in
genuous remark made by an old but il
literate angling rodster friend when he
was first told of bum Johnson s slur.
"Well," said he, "tell old Johnson for
me tfiat, rather than not go n-fishlng nt
au, I'm willing to be the worm."
Could self abnegation go further in sac
rifioe or enthusiasm? American Angler.
A Miser's Hospitality,
Sir Harvey Elwes, of Stoke, in Suffolk.
next to hoarding money, found his prin
cipal pleasure in netting partridges. Ho
and his household, consisting of one man
and two maids, lived upon these. In cold
or wet weather Sir Harvey would walk
np and down his hall to save fire. His
clothes cost him nothing, for he ran
sacked old chests and wardrobes and
wore those of his ancestors. When he
died the only tear shed was by his serv
ant, to whom he left the farm value,
fifty pounds per annum. '
The whole of his property was left to
hi nephew, John JIaggott, who thus in
herited real and personal estate worth
200,000, on condition that he should as
sume the name and arms of Elwes, Of
this man, who is better known as John
Elwes, the miser, the following story is
told: His nephew, (Jolonel Timms. vis
ited him at Marchain, and after retiring
to rest round himself wet through, rind
ing that the rain was dripping tlirongli
the ceiling, he moved the lied, Ho had
not lain long before the samo Inconven
ience again occurred. Again he rose and
again the rain came down. After nush
ing the bed quite around the room, he
found a corner where the celling was
better secured and slept until morning.
When he met his undent breakfast he
told him what had happened. "Aye,
aye," said Mr. Elwes; "I don't mind it
myself, but to thoso who do, that's a nice
corner In the rain." Cassell's Journal.
Warren's Iden of UiIhe.
Warren, aged four years, had formed
his Ideas ot angels and their forms from
the study of certain steel engravings,
and told his mother if she scolded him
again he would "die and go right to
hnven," Being told that that was
easier said than done, and asked how he
would get there, he answered without
hesitation: "Oh, I would pile up all the
chairs and tables and boxes and ladders
tut far as they would co. and then I
'spect an angel would come down nnd
det me. And anyway I'd a good deal
rather go that way than have things
lerewea into tnol New York Tribune,
Cooklus; Is Now a Sclvuce.
Cookery in these latter days has be
come a science. Cookbooks leave no
room for gnesswork. We no longer
mix our ingredients as the woman said
he made her brown bread: "First I put
what meal I think I will need, then
what rye the meal will bear; next a
good sized pinch of salt; next a little
flour, a trifla of molasses and as much
water or milk as I think it wants, and
then bake it till I see it is done," Troy
Times.
Woman's Clrea! Ambition.
It Is funny, but true, that the highest
lim of the most advanced woman is to
4q something as well as a man does
Urlcr Root.
Brier root, of which pipes are made,
comes from the root of a kind of shrub
that was formerly dug in great quan
tities in the south of France, but now
It comes mostly from Spain, Italy and
Algiers. In the mountain forests the
roots are sometimes found bigger than
s man's body. Instead of digging them
out after the old fashion they are torn
np nowadays with explosives. Wash
ington Star.
By adopting the basis process of mak.
Ing steel castings thero U lew phosphor
ous In the pietal than vw lieu the acid
process Is used, and the results are said
to be most satisfactory.
In spraying with arse ideals against
the coating moth, the safe proportions
era one pound of poison, either parts
green or London purple, to ISO gallons
Of water. When this is properly done
but little harm is possible.
A Frenchman has.suopedfd,itiaid,
in producing an excellent driving llt
by parchmentlng the leather instead of
tanning it The belts have greator
durability and do not stretch.
The most expensive legislature iu the
world Is that of Francs, which ousts an
nually 18,600,000,000. The Italian parlta
tssnt costs (180,000 a year.
Ths Uresks sometimes buried their
ds4 in the ground, bat more generally
otemated them to imitation ot ft
Rot , TIB
I
An iu.rlrlc.1 I.M.ctl,..
A clerer piece of iMw tive work, I -
whtchuvu.t -appeal vnh -iland crash- ,
Ing niggwtivpuem i . Mi.; . -oolt frater-
nity, has been dm in T ..' A barber
for some time im 1 . from the
case In his shop i I i t - ly a few
cigars were tnl.,'n . -il iii.-Miitly the
thieves beonmi' l.M.i und took wholo
boxes. A vcntchtt.is I imd detectives
were employ, il. Ii.ii .!l in v.iin. At last
the barber strut k on tin- id of having
in automatic dot .In nxi il In the shop.
and he called in nn ( hvlricinn. A cam
rra wasnrrniured so an to cover the cigar
case, and n flashlight apparatus and the
camera were connected by wires Willi
sliding, door of the cigar caso, so.
prompted to try their hand again
The plate was taken rrom the camera
and developed, and ou it was seen a
unique and inteiestlng picture, contain
ing tho likenesses of two juveniles who
were in the act or stealing the cigars.
Every detail in the shop was distinctly
seen, the clock showing tho time nt
which the youngsters' little operations
were interfered with, and tlie mixture
of cunning and caution on tho face of
the boy who was evidently taking the
actlvo part in securing tho booty was
Intensely amusing. The boys wero at
once recognized,' wero arrested, tried
and sent to a reformatory, and tho judge
commended from tho bench the ingenu
ity of tho mentis of detection employed.
Now York Telegram.
The parish church of Hazeleigh, near
Maldon, Essex, retains hat pegs around
the nave and an hourglass stands near
the pulpit.
i
Glass mirrors wero known in A. D.
23, but tho art of making them was lost
and not rediscovered until i:t00. In
Venice.
If cork is ennk 200 feet deep in the
ocean it will not rise ngnln on account
Cf the great pressure of tho water.
rnlxoneil liy HrrttTnla
Is tli wul xtnrv nf 111 mv Ilws mm),. litlstr.ililfl
tlirouuli no fault ol t lidr oh n. SerofnU Is more
eitHTl-illv Hum liny oilier a llereditniv dlsi'ilsc,
and for tills slin,h reason: Ailslnic from im-
ihh" nun insiiiiH'ipiii uioou, him iiispiish men ea
itself In the humilities, tthl.-li nip eonmoseil of
white tissues: tlieie Is a liorlisl of foetal life
when tlie whole body tonsMs of Hlil'e tissues,
ann tllerefoie Hie tinhorn rhll.l is susceptible to
tlllstlleailfiil disease. Itut tllfi'o is a leinedv
for RPiolul.l. wlielher heieihttiry or araulretl.
it s iioo.ih rnirsitimr l. a , .-1 in- is ooweirul
eflect on the hl.HHl.etl.els all trace of the disease
nun Rites to me mihi mini me iiuauiy an.i color
of health. If )ou .leeldn to take lloud's tiarsa
liatllla do not accept any siilistllintc.
sure way to find an old friend Is
to order n spring chliHipn at a restnu
rant. Deserving l'riillic.
We desire in say to our citizen, that for
years up have been selling Dr. King's N'cw
Discovery for ( otisinnplloti, Dr. King s
Xew Life Pills, Hodden's Arnica taive
Electric lilllers, and 1ms never handle!
remedies that sell as well, or that have
Chen such universal falisfactlon. Wo do
not hesitate to Guarantee I hem every lime.
and we stand read) to lefinul tlie purchase
price, if satisfactory results do not follow
tlielr use. These lemedles liac won tlielr
great popttlarltv purely on tlielr uieihs at
lleher's Drugstore, J.clilgliton, and Hlcrv's
Drttcslore, Wcissport.
Conundrum submitted for tho Post's
gohl eagle prize What makes a conch
dog's spotted? Tho spots.
1 lime heptl lispllli? Ilr. thill's flou.'h Mttim
tor some time. Itemed tny luliy of a ery had
cough. 1 hclleto it was tlio means of sat lnir his
life. Mrs. 'Jlioinaslllnton, Ceutietllle, N..I."
A journal published at Constanti
nople gives somo pattlctilars of tho
mercury mines in Auindcn, where about
U,000 workmen aro employed in this
unhealthy industry. Tho production
reaches iVi.OOO to 00,0(10 frescoes (100
pounds each) per annum,
Il U uol unusual for colds coultactcd in
the fall to lianz onall winter In sucli
ca3cs catarrh or chronic bronchitis are al
most sure to result. A fifty cent lioltlo of
Chamberlain's Couch llemedy will cure
any cold. Can jou afford to risk so much
tor so una 11 an amount;' This iemc.lv Is
intended especially for had colds and croup
un.l ..in iii hhi s on i enem en iiiHin. rot
sale b. N. 11. Ileber. I.elilelilon and W.
F. niery, Wcissport.
Jndia Is becoming a fotmldalilo rival
to lttissln, says tho Levant Herald, in
tho production of uheal. Tho export
of Inilln wheat to Europe In 1300 wns
072,12.-. tons; in 1801 it was 17,100
tons, or more than doubled, anil tho
exports for 1802 havo more than quin
tupled, reaching (1,811,000 tons.
A reported outbreak of cholera atllel-
tnella, U. .1., created much excitement In
that vicinity. Investigation showed that
the disease was not cholera but a violent
uysentet i illicit almost as severe and din-
geious as cholera, sir. Waller Wlliard, a
prominent iiietchant of -laiora.ljiir". two
miles rrom Ilelmetla, sas Clmmherlaln's
Colic. Cholera and Diariluei lteine.lv has
glyen great satisfaction In Hie most severe
cases of dysentery. His cetlalnly one of
tlio liest tilings ever ina.le," For sale bj
N. 1!. lteber, Lehlghlnii, and V. V. lllery,
Weiss port.
Dr. Dnrofito has demonstrated that
monsters and moustrocltics during nn
timal development nro not tho results
of pathological changes in the embryo,
as hitherto supposed, but modifications
of the procossos of organic evolution,
such ns bring about the differenco be
tween Individuals and races lit man
kind. 111UM;1:NMS. or the I.IOUIIIt II AIIIT,
Curptl ut iluuie In len llus l,y u.lnilnls-
terlnc Ilr. Ilnliie' tlolden bpcclflc.
It can be Kit en In aslass ot lieer, a cini ot cof
fee or tea, or In food, w ltlio.it tlie Knowledge ot
the imtletit. It is absolutely harmless, and will
ertect a ieriiiaiieiit und snot-dy cm e, whether
the tuitlent Is a moderate drill ker or an alofilMilltf
wreck. It Iturfbeeu given In thousands of cases,
ana In ever) instance a iierfcct cine lias follow
ed. Itnevrr faiU. The ssteiu Olico fliiurea
nated with the specific. It becomes an utter Ini
liossibtllly for the II.iiorai,H'llte to exist. (Jures
Ituaranterd. sgnagx book of inrllculars nee.
Address the llouir.v M-H'inr Co., 185 lince
Htreet, Olncfimatl, Ohio. (K-l. 8.-1).
Savages iu various partsof tho world
plait tho Inner libera of trco bark for
fishing linos, and tho Indians on ths
Pnelllo coast of North Amorion use for
the same purposo saavvfiefl a sort of
kelp which is plenty strong enough
to hold fast n fluny captive of one
hundred nnd fifty pounds weight
Marsliull Hall's
ready uiolbod In drowning, as to what to
do and how to do It, will ha found In Ir
Kattfmann's Jfedlcal Work: Hue colored
plates from life. Send three 2 cent stamps
to. pay postage, to A. 1". Ordway Co.,
ucAioii, Aiass., ana receive a copy free.
New York has 12,000 telegraph boys,
A Bradford mill makes, 15,000,000
toothpicks n day.
The night-jar has a cry like one la
menting in distress.
A century ago there wero only four
teen newspapers in London.
Hutherford 11. Hayes on on canvassed
for "Baxter's Saints' Host."
Take fresh paint out of wearing ap
parel by rubbing with gasoline.
Mlllou always oomioseil with his
head thrown far back, generally with
ulossd eyes.
The priew of qultiltie in quantities of
10,000 ounces is about twenty cents per
ouuoe.
There are 37,000 women fslsgttiph
operators In the United States, and the
number Is constantly growing,
A mau grumbles because lie is poor
uutll he gets righ, and them he grum
bios because Ida tuxes are heavy,
It is claimed that the largest floating
(lock in titsvoriti is at llermmla. .It ts
H81 feet Ion gaud tag feet wide.
A woman is usually different from
what she appears to be; a mau is only
too like to be just that and nothiug
more,
...
, j - . -m
by buap and water, make one of tbe
best medicine, for brlch'eutng braes
or copper.
An Aeronaut! l.xperlenr.
imw a balloon ascension aud rra-
i, - .i., .1., i TV.-. .,. i...
.go," said IM Heedor, n well known bnll
, wl1 of H(mti1H(1,,,
em league clnun, "that was vtry intcr-
sating. Tlie balloonist L"i oy made an
aerial trip from a small tow n near Aus
tin one day and wai to make a parachnlc
leap. When at an altitude of nliout
t,O0O feet he suddenly recollected that
Ills parachute was a brand now one and
bad never been tested. Not earing to
risk tho thing he attached a fifty pound
tack of sand (ballast) to the parachute
ind cut it loose. Ashe feared, the thing
failed to work right and did not open at
nil.
"Thesnnd and parachute dropped like
a streak to tho earth, galninginomenttun
with every foot of their descent until
they struck tho wooden roof of a house
below, crashing through it like through
so much paper. The balloon soared aloft,
and in due time, as the hot air gradually
escaped, sank slowly to earth in the
midst ot a farm several miles from me
town. The farm hands had nliserved its
coming, and when it alighted seized
upon the airship, which was a vnlnahle
oiled silk affair, and ciaimeil it as tho
property of the owner of the land be
cause it had landed there. Tho rights
of Professor Leroy, who happened to
have landed right with his property,
were entirely Ignored. But the captors
wero obdurate and finally tho professor
departed.
He obtained a writ of replevin for iris
balloon from tho nearest Fiiuire, and a
constable shortly after restoied the cap
tured airship to its rightful owner. The
hole in the roof of tho building caused
by tho professor's sandbag and tlw dam
ago consequent thereto had to be re
paired and settled for nt his expense.
Ilad ho taken the place of his sanuimg
at tho parachute's handle the funeral
expenses would have far exceeded the
damage to tho roof ." Cincinnati Times
Star. Snliilinrniia Vnnor In Tindnn.
No less an authority than tho presi
dent of tho Institute of Civil Engineers
has declared that tho sulphurous vapor
produced during tho combustion of coal
to most beneficial to the inhabitants of
London, disagieeahle ns it undoubtedly
As many as 330 tons of sulphur are
thrown into the air in one winter's day,
and tho enormous nmount of sulphurous
acid generated from it deodotlies and
disinfects tho air, destroying disagree
able smells emanating from refuse heaps
and sowers and killing the disease gerin3
which find their way into tho ntmos
phcre. There may ho a good ileal of truta m
this view, but thero is undoubtedly an
other side to the question. It is an old
comparison that a doctor and his druga
bear a relationship to tho patient and
tho disease like that of a policeman to
ward a householder attacked by a gar
rotcr. Tho policeman lays about with
Ids truncheon; sometimes he hits tho
householder, sometimes tho garroter,
and the good or ill which results from
his interference will depend upon which
party happons to get the most and tho
heaviest blows.
This simile is admirably suited to sul
phurous acid in London fogs, for al
though it may bo beneficial to the Lon
don householders by destroying mi
crobos it certainly frequently does thein
harm by attacking their lungs and
bringing on bronchitis nnd asthma,
which sometimes prove rapidly fatal, to
say nothing of tlie minor discomforts of
a disagreeable taste, filthy smell, stuffed
nose, husky throat, smarting eyes and
headache. London Lancet.
A Dln'erciice of Opinion.
The "old man" was in his bhiit sleeves,
smoking a short pipe, and trying to read
a paper. The "old woman" was looking
at herself in a broken mirror and giving
every evidenco ot self satisfaction.
"Mike," she asked at last, "d'ye think
I look like a leddy?"
"Not a bit," ho replied shortly.
"Well, there's others thinks different,"
sho replied. "I got a letter today from
one o' them habit makers."
"You don't need any. You've got
enough now."
"Well, I'm thniikin heaven they're not
as bad as yours, and there's none o' them
swell people would look the likes pf you
up an send you a nice printed letter with
pictures of yachting dresses nn nil like
that, How'd ye think I'd look, Mike,
in ono o' them tailor made skirts?'
"No worse than yo do now. How'd
yo get the letter?"
"In the mail."
"With your name in writin on the out
side?" "That's how it wns. How'd ye s'pose
they got tho name"
"I don't s'pose," he oaid, taking tho
pipe out of hia mouth nnd straightening
up. "I don't s'poso at all. I've been
figurin what you did with tho two dol
lars I gave you 'way back, an now, Mary
Ann, 1 know you gave it to that fellie
that was 'round here to put your name
In tho Blue Book, so'a you could be in
swell company an get circ'larstellin you
how you can get n' middlin fnlr dress to
wash windies in for too. 'l lie next tune
I give you two dollars it 11 be fifty cents.
St. Pnnl Pioneer Press.
The I'reifiitlun of Smoke.
The latest system of smoke prevention
involves tho uso of tlio combined appa
ratus of two Inventors. One invention
consists of tire clay arches through which
the comulnisl all- nnd gases are passed,
and which, lieconiing incandescent,
cause thu siuiiko to be consumed. The
other principle is the induction of a low
pressure current ot air by means of
steam jets and ths Iwo device com
bined give a very g. d result, more espe
cially when applied to sUum boilers.
New York Telegram.
atUtukcs Occur,
eorge Suppose a fellow's best girl
gets mad when you ask for a kiss?
Henry Take it without asking.
Oeorge Suppose she gets mad then?
Henry Then you'vo got some other
leilow's glrll Mew York weekly
Standing1 Hear.
A book could bo written about Stand
ing Bear. Properly speaking he is not a
Sioux, but a Northern Cheyenne. With
Crazy Horse, Hunting Hog and old
Chief Ual! he has been at the head of
nearly all the notable Indian wars for
twenty years. Ho routed the Pawnees
and once killed ten whlto men in a lone
some canyon single handed. On nnother
occasion he defied and defeated alone
thirty cavalrymen. It was Standing
Hear who under Sitting null routed ths
United States forces when Custer die!
on the Little Big Horn. San Francisco
News-Letter.
Tbe Antiquity of the. Arabian Horse.
How far back do tho pedigrees run
and what is the origin of tho Arabian
horse? These questions it is impossible
to answer definitely. The Bedouins
themselves believe that Allah created
tbe equine genus ou their soil. "Tho
root or spring of the horse is," they say.
iu the land of tlie Arab." This pious
belief is shared by a few generous souls
Iu England and America, a wnall but
devoted band, who gallantly defend the
canse ot the Arabian horse agaiuat hia
only rival , the modern EnglUh thorough
bred. Chief among theae faithful was
the late Major It, 1. Upton, who viaited
the desert himself and who has recorded
hi experience and hia views.
Major Upton concluded that tho horse
i uiu worse
lot... .1,.,,,
later man
was found In Arabia "not
abont 100 years after the deluge, it In
deed he did not find his way there Im
mediately after the exodus from the ark.
which is by no means improbable," and
this probability the author then proceeds
seriously to consider. According to Ma
jor Upton and a few kindred spirits all
other breeds are mongrels, and the only
way to procure horseflesh in its best and
purest form Is to go baek to the fountain
head to the hone of the desert. Atlan
tic Monthly.
Tbe la..Ion Vluwer.
The paaeiau flower derives its tuune
from an idea taut all tbe Instruments of
- 1 unrtst a pauauun are represeniea viz.
i me nve
wuuotls, the column or pillar of
scourging, besides the three uaiU. the
crown of thorns, etc Most of the pas
sion flowers are natives of the hottest
paJta of America. London Ttt-Blta.
When it was trroposed to build the
Central Pacific railroad, a civil engineer
of twenty-five years' experience reported
that the road could not be completed in
twenty years with all the money of the
Bank of England to back the enterprise.
But it was built and completed seven
years before the expiration of the time
fixed by congress.
A ray of light which would travel
round the earth in about one-eighth of a
second takes moro than four hours to
como from Neptune. For Alpha Cen
taurl, tlio nearest fixed star, light makes
tlio journey iu Uvo und a half ears.
lliubkrrny' Idea of Corsets.
Thackeray, who detested "wasp waist
ed women," once told a young relative,
who was lunch In love, to talto his be
trothed to a physician Iwfore purchas
ing the engagement ring.
hat forr' his companion inquired,
in considerable astonishment,
"To see whether that wasp waist is an
Inheritance or a consequence," he 're-
piled.
'Uonsequencol exclaimed tlio young
own; "what do you meanr
Corsets," said Thackeray laconically.
Miss has the most beautiful tig
nre In England," said tlie infatuated
lover.
Sho is deformed," Thackeray re
sponded. "If it is n natural deformity
she may bo a moderately healthy worn-
i.veu humpbacks aro not alwnys
delicate, you know. Mind, I Bay moder
ately healthy. But if that girl's figure
is the result of corsets you might better
go and hang yourself rather than risk
tho evils that will inevitably follow "
The Carbuncle lllng.
The carbuncle ring is now quite fre
quently seen on tho hands of tho fash
ionable gentleman. One of tho rarest
and most precious stones is tho carbun
cle, which is sometimes confounded
with the ruby, from which it differs by
the intensity of its fires, produced by an
internal luster of gold, while under the
purple of the ruby there only appear
dottlngs of azure or lacquer. Ethiopia
iirouuced the most precious ancient car
buncles. Tho Chaldeans regarded this
stono as a powerful talisman. Tho vir
tues of tho carbuncle are resistance to
fire, preservation of tho eyes, promotion
of pleasant dreams, creation of happy
Illusions and un antidote against impure
air. Bangor Commercial,
JOY TOR BALDHEADS.
An Invention Tliat Promises to Stake Uf
Worth Living for Many,
Tlie wind has long been tempered to
the shorn lamb, bnt tho baldhead has
had to tako tho blasts as they came. No
special dispensations in the matter of
weather havo been uiado ou his account.
Ho has had to look out for himself, and
the fact that ho survives co numerously
b perhaps better evidence ot his hustling
ability than of his intiato goodness.
Why, no ono appears ablo to tell, but
certain it is that from tiuio immemorial
thero has been none to do tho baldhead
reverence.
It-will bo remembered that when the
original baldhead was making hia way
toward Bethel the children by tho wayside-requested
him to "go up." This
expression has no placo In modern slang,
but compliance with the order doubtless
involved a journey to sections not down
on our list of desirable habitations. Be
that as it may, the fact remains that the
caput destituo of hairy adornment has
all along been tho butt for universal
ridicnle.
But it is a long lano which has no
turning, and the baldhead's turn has
como at last. Some enterprising philan
thropist has invented a polish for tho
hairless crown which is warranted to
turn it into a thing of beauty and joy
forever. This blessing comes in tlie
shape of a polish, which is easily ap-
plied.by n barber and imparts to tbe al
ready shining crown a shine so brilliant
that it dazzles the eyes and so smooth
that upon it no fly can gain a foothold.
Those who have never experienced
tho joys and sorrows ot baldness may
not be able to appreciate the value of
thia discovery. The value is thero just
the same. With a little caro the polish
can be mado wiudtight and mosquito
proof, and the baldheaded man will no
longer fall an easy prey to the influenza
laden breezes, while he can lie down to
dreams unbroken by tho assaults of
winged things. Surely tho baldhead
millennium is at hand.
The direct moral inllueuce of this dis
covery cannot be overrated. With his
sparsely thatched crown protected from
the attacks of envious Cascas tho bald
head will recover from his tendency to
ward tho use of unauthorized expletives.
and ha may even rise to the point of
taking a front seat in the sanctuary in
fly time. Believed of tho necessity for
turning his skull into a block upon
which to butcher tho tnusca domestica,
etc., he will be able to turn his whole
thought to the sermon, thus setting a
worthy example to the congregation
while absorbing truths of which he has
long stood In need.
If there is justice in all things, the
man who makes two blades of grass
grow where one has grown before will
have to take a back seat when the in
ventor of tho polish for baldheads cornea
in for his reward.
Verily, theeo bo glorious times, and
tbe baldhead is one of the chief partici
pators in tliem, Troy 'limes.
THOMAS'
Drug :: Store,
FIRST STREET. LE 1I1QHTON, PA
TiOOK OUT !
For Diurrhoen, Dysentery,
Summer Complaint, Cholera
Morbus, Cramps, Colic, &u , use
Dr. IJoyd' Cure.
Fop (liliousnpss, Indigestion
Const'mation, Dvsneiwin, f-c.
uso Dr. llnyd's Pills.
Hatlier lie IVItfaout 11 re ad j XI
Bubop'i IttiDBH64, Muquett, libt).. I
hot. f
Ttis Xlar. 3, KoiaUel ot above plca, irrlti t
LlLgTVl
Dt mlor Koenlg't herre Toailo and foel r
Uavcid. I tldnk m Kre deal ol It &sd wonU
rattar UtIUiaiiI tread Utan vltLous Uia Touio.
Itetter Than the litest Doctor.
Miaoiot CtTT, I'a., Deoamter, IS90.
I deem It my date- to say that 1 svas treated
lor tea years by ;the best doctors In Vvnna jt
i - -? - - - - : -- - ,
I tor Koeulg's horra Toalo. I am cored ol toy
, tuvm,. iraut,iM , ... n. , hui tb. .n.bt.t
Irtnsitome of those apella slooe I ootuineaeed
taklug tue trit bottle.
UBS. BJLIUU UcQDIEIL
llraaeseaa itmm to
auraaarai.
ua Buor lajBauia aau
lula euvUfelue. free
MAMA
cUaxwa.
b.., ,ir.t 4csaarUainmd4uB fijrtke
KOENIC tflED. CO., Chlco, i l
bm-'I in UrusaiaU at i i, -r Itottlo. cru. :U
tarotiUa.lCL.7&. CUottleeturbU.
THE POLiCEGAZET f I;
I utile ouly tllutnut1 puwr In Ut
mhiUIiiIuii all lli Utiit huiWIouI ud
uly tllutna1 imur In Ut nrW
Ku Miuau kwDr, barWr or club
tSord to be wuhout It, It lwy
rooui I'siii affard
iiiaaks frWnaist whirnvtr it hqm.
If titlod iu auy tddiow tu Hits tultedHUU
wtcureiy wrapped. 18 week tor l m
Send De cenu tur aunpte mv
Richard K. FOX,
NEWS FOR ALL
2 0rdsoi the i'lflno man !
fiiei iiici-a don't irmke ttt.y sm!t
lint incrfly llie cie,TiiK '.Oai.ts
tiiky ntty.
One Ann in Now York filnitus
ntnitko oiuMliinlnftlmsf'iirtinus
put yonnllntr agenta tn wp1)
your licnds witli aurli nnncmico,
tlint beenusc tin article is cheap
it cannot be good. I can sell
yon fifteen diflert-ut makes of
Pianos and none will no over
.$200, and I can show you that
CMile I'iuuoa. are sold by 14
fillers in Philadelphia, and
from oni; to one hundred and
fifty dollars above whatlnsk fin
them. Think of it $1(0, for a
good uptight Piano, told every
where at $250. Come and see
for youiseir, Good Oigans
liom $25lo $80, the very best,
a gnnrautpe goes with everyone
and you know who you nre buy
ing from People huye been
deceived right, alonj.1: Von can
have six months or a year to pay
for them. Come nnd see me.
How about Sewing Machines
1 am after those W ar Price
Aiienta, and they must come
down, unless people find pleas
ure in paying high prices. It
will you well to come and see
nry variety of $25, Sewing
Machines, I can sell you any
stvle. Round or Square Wash-
niK Machines at o. I must lie
cheaper or don't want you to buy
from me.
Come and see uiu titfoio buying else
where. I remain
Yours tespoctftdlj.
Weissport,
ALIJ3NTOWN.PA.
TI1K
NewBeeHive
at Allcntnw'i, I'a , is u..v ready
to show its (ulrons ihc largest
varlt'i n!' (Vri"t ami Curtains
in all tin' (lt'9ign nt jirirrii to
suit nil pun-liu'si'ii-. llrlifii )ou
itit Allenintm stop in und
taken look through the store,
Yisitifis ahva)s welcome.
"Hiinsicker's
Corner Ktli nn.l Hamilton Bts.
TITTnnnTnn I We, tlio undsrslgned wer.
It II HP. ntirlr cured cl rinrtme ly
llui lllltU . nr, j. a MTn. 8S1 Arcfi
St,PMI,l(H'lii. I'a., s Junes I'tillUix, Ken.
Det Square, I'-m T. A- Krells, HUtlnnloa, v.
E. M. Small, Ileum All,., P. : her H. II stir
rs.r, Huntmrr, 1. J. llell.l. iii H. Tvr.irib
St, lleaitlnK, l' , "'u I" MuntruxM.,
rUUdtlpliU; II. I.. Howe. rOs him HI , lie.OlnK.
I' ; UtHirire god I'll Uurktrt. Se Locust Mt.,
IteadlDsT, la. Hmd fur cli-ruler.
" ou t tuirr pKlncipla
va.Lo the Uw, eteiWti
u&J bow.! tkrtwfh (h
mrtss Da. Wilm Pan
tpudllH rs LUIoiwmS,
tornU llrer &nd coiuupf
tlOU. BlSfcllMt lUlLUtft,
UIMll bpdsMi.aScu.
fcamide. fro al druiKMta.
it. tSiu io. c. , nikiii. ut.
PENSIONS !
want the name ami i"ohtolll, e ad
dress nf every lioiiorubly dlschargetl
soldier of tho late war who is not re
celving a peiibion or ssho 1 uot le
relvlng as much pension as ho ib eu
titled to.
Also the name and poatollloe of every
soldler'H widow, child or dependent
parent who Is uot receiving or hax
not received full pension provided
by law.
Also The name of every soldier or
soldler'a heir who has not receiied
full l'.tv and IkH'KTV aa provldeit
by law.
New Itws and Hillings provide for
payment of claims which liave here
tofore been rejected. Nn chance for
information. Send to Tension Al
ternerin ire of CanBos Anvm t,
Mil(?lilo?i, I'a.
SPECIAL NOTICE.
INVENTORS nan seure advice as
to the patentability of
their inventions.
l'ATENTEEB eau receive assistance
iu the sale of their pa
twit rights, awl full In
formation regarding:
PATENTS eau be obtained by
TRADEMARKS addressing Washiug
COPYRIGHT8 ton Patent Attorney,
in oare ot Cakbov Advocate, Lohigh-
ton. Pa.
Aaron Snyde
New Bee Hive
JSPi
iisum
J What shall stay
'say Scott's Emulsion of pure Norwegian
cod liver oil and hypophosphitcs of lime
and soda lias cured us of consumption in its first
stages. Have you a cough or cold acute or leading
to consumption? Make no delay but take
Scott's Emulsion cures Coughs,
Colds, Consumption, Scrofula,
and all Annemlo and Wasting
Dlsoasos. Provonts wasting In
children. Almost ns palatable as
lulllt. Get only tlie trrnuliic. Tre
parod by Bcott & Bownc, Chemists, New
York. Bold by all Druggists.
la?
LIMITED.
Specialties.
Myer'a Pumps
A complete line, including
Cucumber Pumps
A complete line including
Coal Oil
At. wholesale und retail.
Usual lino of Hardware, Oils.
-IS UKAiJUUARTETvS FOR-
GENERAL H AJRDWAR E,
Pan!s. Varnishes
ML. KIHD OF COAL, cfco
OPS. PUBLIC BQUAPE,
Bank Street, Lehigh ton, Pn
Sets The People Talking
m THE MM
Comnrisei im Ibe Full M Winter Slock (f KOCH & SIIANRWEILER-
(1001I fionds ! Low Trices ! IVst Qualities !
A becoming suit for Tall and Winter iuM
09oriliici.iP iiinsi'UHou Hie naimwuier ui.ui cut.
You may imt feel ItWc sinMMtlng jour money
your eye ocr our eiemini tseieL-iums, uru uiuicii uie ttpif .mi., iuuu.y i an our rikhjs
You IKill l)e licncfittod by our lied Kock Prices.
tSTVilevs squeezed out of ulupe f u our
Stylish Itondy-Mmlo Ainu's mid Hoy's Suits.
We ineKii that onr sjeiUl reductions slmll mini
uuugs inm unit uiuiit-j' win unj .
No change Iu any reelect. We are
All-Wool TrouisJfiutuallyWorlh S3, frtt.RO ami Ml. at '). Working 1'hqU at 7Bc
Prepare Your Hoys for School.
From us at such ery low figures as to seem id most Impossible A Ut or Inspection will pr
that t bey are nliat we claim.
Heliable Cloths, Honestly Mude nnd Styles the Very Latest.
1AU DepnttmeuU Full ami Complete with all tho Heuauuahle Novelties.
The People Aie Talking About Our Low Prices
We Hit up our voice to announce that we
JSqw fttock of Fall
Me n's, Youth's tuuK children's Clothing.
Kocli S'C
CEN THE SQUARE,
CHARLES
-DEALER I.N'-
WtsfH JPtgpeV) WSMilase SSiafles
BOWER'S BLOCK. Opposite
Virst-class l'aner Hanging at
ation and FreEcoeinft a sin rinlty.
House Painting in nil its
to he satisfactory. PntromiKi
"ABSOLUTELY PffSEE OF CHARGE.'
Iar3tototrodtwoiw KLKfJA Vf and AKTJftTIOClt AVO rOItTUAITfltoytmrwlf nd
yowfiisjodj weinuke uu th tolliluxbona ad' .iff r, vl-: if r-JU Ml) stead uat pbatartiti offounrir.or
wiy weaiUtw of yuiu fawiiy, v. wiiiutAtt? it um it on. of uurfiutbt ihratrusrirr luU
CRAYON PORTRAITS ttoTl
OuriuiaMod rnmtatlu. i Art. Jjiro&lr dy well known thriliout (he United AMU but we dlr touvrwe
i-urcuattHu!- ; litiw- lltb eirU.. uittr ft hfllrve tUt on of Oi.r tleseut ivrtrtUlo itud Iu your bout will rta
U liMtI tftMl litM-U fft.4,1 (t Ht-IlltHliU m-lli.! puultvilkiil.juu.ir. rw cu'-t-s.i iu iu luiuuti . I nin I J un T Q
(DOM DATfr. i' 11 x" " 11 "-" i-t u. oiil xuti I urnl m Uueas.OC3 ItwillWtuftiMM
ma U r & wii t nud -r it- cin l-.li -.n mi t U.U-t-.t . n ih- t k .f lL ibutitpb hn jou twnd
-iblltlj mic e iu. vvt-r von l- ll.t fulk.v. it) '(tun
1 (.HMt'wiUMut, AUWI, tin CIiri . o 1 uilisl Xxir
COUV & CO., 75'J end
Oi'irC Cut tlil out Jlil t .urn It to us Uh
Wi L
A genuine sewed shoe, thai will not rip, fine calf,
seamless, smooth inside, flexible, more comfortable,
stylish and durable than auy other shoe ever sold at
the price. Equals custom made shoes costing from j
to J5, ana is tue
Best In tho World for the price.
For GENTLEMEN.
OeUUuand Sewed.
MsOOwsur:.1
Qry rf Polks and
v)i9U Fsrmtr,
82.50
Extra Value
Call Shoe,
S OCT Working-
eSseCU
s2.00
man! Bhoe.
Ooodwcar
Btioe,
E8 TAKE NO
It: M s
IT IS A DUTY you owe to "in -ill and your family, during these hard
times, to get tbe most value fi.ry.'iir ni'.m . Youran economize in your foot
wear if you purchase W. L rouyl . .' Mum -., wbi. h. without question, represent
a greater value for tbe mono than nm ciln r males
T A I IT"! O fVI W. L. DOUCLAS' name and the prloe Is stamped
wn w I 1 VJr I xj on the bottom of each shoe, which protects the
consumer against high prices and Inferior shoes. Bewaro of dealers
who acknowledge tho superiority of W. L. Douglas' Shoes by attempt
ing to substitute other makes for them. Such substitutions ttr fraud
ulent, nnd subject to prosecution by law, for obtaining money under
false pretences. W. L. DOUGLAS, Brockton. Mass. Sul3 by
Adam MVlirknm fc Son, As't'iits. Lcliinliton.
Subsicribe for
J 9
oiion
r
That dreaded and dreadful disease I
its ravages? Tlwusands
niwere Co.,
ropairs for the wttTP
repairs fur the ime.
Coal, Band, Ceuiciit. Plaster, &o
wonderfully to one's apprnrance. TI.p ttjlea and
tmt vlien jou nee our itraml new Mock and east
them ijukKly out (f tlie nay. Many nltracthe
still selling I hose uomleiJul t)lhli
Good lU'linluV Suits enn be bad
cipect ery one to do tlielr duty and Insiect our
and Winter Goods.
Sliankweiler.
Scott's
Emulsion
&AB1R
Larpt and FW Clolliius House m lie Valley,
ALLENTOWN, PA.
A. GOTH,
P. 0., LEHIGHTON, PA.
lowest nkcs. Ceiling Decor
branches. All wink guaranteed
solicited.
'u n.i . .1) u.uur. ul tlauk Krou 1.1th, Wells, Ytwro
iii
U nuud lu , .Svw iif k an J til ooiu-
155 1 Kulb Acnuf IlrooUlju. N. V,
i h? I uuto jrli ) i udi lre copied.
oo
For LADIES.
s3.00
s2.50
Beat
Doogela,
n ftrtCaUsnd
atf.UU
Deagela.
1.75
ros
MI6SE8,
For BOYS & YOUTHS,
s2 & sl.75
SCHOOL SHOES.
SUBSTITUTES.
the Advocate
SHOE
111,1 tbe Ancient Jews Flay UalW
Herod the Great was the first Je Ish
king who imported into hii realm
lloinau tnoslos of "society life." Hi,
theaters and arenas, after the Roman
style, were not to tho national taste in
amusements, despito the fact that the
former were, so to say, silently patron
ized by the Talmud in the saying, "Let
us be grateful to tho Romans for their
establishment of theaters, as they keep
the public from mischief, which Satan
finds for idlo folks." The arenas were
not patronised on account of the in
human iwrformances given there. Tlie
favorite Jewish national game nt that
time was the kadur, or ball.
Whether it was played as n sort of
lawn tennis or as national baseball is
not recorded. That tho game was not
allowed by nomo rabbii to lie played on
the Sabbath is n proof that the game re
quired skill and labor. That the game
was patronized by tho Talmud wo infer
rrom Its not being included among those
against which tho Tnlmnd opened a
crusado, condemning them as "gambling
games." lloston Transcript.
Tl,o Tliuiulerer'a Sulrlit Day.
A young l'liiladelnhlan, who has been
employed on the stall of moro than one
newspaper in this city, went abroad and
secured a iiositiou ns reporter for the
London Times. When lie was deemed
sufficiently broken iu he was sent out
one evening to write up tho story of a
rich and ueautirul girl who had taken
chloroform because her lover failed to
appear at the altar when due.
Tlio young Philailelphlan raced nim
bly about, gathering various particu
lars mid hurried back to the office in
cab, after getting his copy into shape.
Not far f lorn midnight he sped 4jp the
stairs to the local room and turned in
his copy with npologieo for his unavoid
able lateness.
"It doesn't matter," said one of the
editors calmly; "this is Monday, you
know, and we print suicides only ou
Satntdays." Philadelphia Press.
Unconscious Comment,
ilr. O. was particularly deliberate ii.
the matter of invoking the divino bless
ing upon the family meals, and when
tlio repast was unusually good this was
a trying ordeal to the thiee young pom
On one occasion there were strangers--and
cldcken at dinner, nnd this func
tion wa3 longer than ever. At its con
clusion tho three-3'ear-old son diew a
long breath, and fervently but audibly
remarked, "That's a good job done."
Now York Tribune.
Alnays lllclit There.
The man who e.iys the weather is too
hot to dance at the snmmer hotel com
promises by wearing a polka dot neck
tie and standing in tho ballroom win
dow to keep as much nir as ho can away
from the dancers. New Orleans Pica
yune. Major Ultclicock'a Story of u Close Call.
"I was once sentenced to be blown
from a gun," said Major John Hitch
cock. "I had loug been n resident of
that laud of revolutions, Central Amer
ica. Dunn? one of the semiannual po
litical upheavals I was captured by a
savage mob known ns the army of San
Salvador and sentenced to death. In
tho camp of my captors a 0-pound gun
was Bred at high noon by means of a
sunglass, and to tho muzzle of this an
tiquated smoothboro I was strapped, and
left in the broiling enn lo await my
fato. Now, I havo faced several kinds
of death in my day, but that knocked
all the nervo out of mc. I could not
see the small, fiery spot made by tho
sunglass, but I knew that it was creep
ing slowly but aurely to tho powder at
tho vent. I imagined I could hear the
powder hissing with tho heat. The
blazing sun beat down ut-on my bare
head, blinding me and seeming to boil
the blood in my veius. I becaino hys
terical and praj-ed and cursed by turn,
"The great clock in the cathedral was
on the stroke of noon, and I knew that
the concentrated rays of tho sun were
pouring squarely upon the powder. The
troops were dozing iu tho shade. A few,
awakened by the bell, raised np on theit
elbows and watched me with lazy inter
est, expecting every moment to see me
blown to shreds. One two three-
four five with maddening delibera
tion came tlie strokes of the bell, when
suddenly n harsher note was heard -the
roar of muskotry. Tho camp svas sur
prised, and my captors driven were back,
The cords wero cut, and I sat down be
neath the muzzle of the gun just as it
belched forth Its midday salute, bt
Louis Globe-Democrat.
An Alnerlran Abroad.
Many Americans abroad are exceed
ingly annoyed at their lack of skill in
the uso of the Luropean languages.
After a vain attempt toinako a Parisian
waiter understand French they swear at
him in English, tint 1 havo always re
mcmbered when traveling abroad the
art of the physician who put all the re
mains of old prescriptions into one hot
tie tho oil and the calomel and the
rhubarb and the nsafetida and when
he found a patient with a "complication
of diseases" he would shake up his old
bottle and give him a dose. And co 1
have compounded a language for Ku
ropcan travel. I generally take a little
French and a little German and a little
English, with a few snatches of Chinese
and Choctaw, and when I find a stub
born case of waiter or landlord thai
will uot understand I simply shako up
all tho dialects and give him a dose. It
is sure to strike somewhere. If you
cannot make him understand, you at
any rate glvo him a terrible scare.
1 never had the anxiety of some iu a
strange land gettiug things to er.t. 1
like everything in all the round of diet
except animated cheese and udoruite
codfish; always have a good appetito
never iu my life missed a meal cave
once, when I could uot get any, and
knowing that "eiuegerostoterieudfleUcb
schiebe" means a beefsteak, "eiue mes
set" a knife, and "eine gabel" a fork,
and "eine serviette" a napkin, after that
feel perfectly reckless as to what I can
or cannot get. Rev. T. De Witt Talmage
In Ladies' Home Journal.
lard Work.
How many men like hard work? Many
of us are ready enough to tax our mmdt
or our muscles to the utinoat for a cer
tain object, but it is the object we love
not tho labor. If we could obtain the
end we covet without exertion, hii h ol
us would toil aud sweat aa a mutt, r of
choice? Huruce Uieeley, who ul on.
ofthehardeet woikers of his day und
generation, uaed to say tiiat tune-tenths
of those who profess lo be euamui.dol
work aro mere hypocrite.
Adam himself was an indolent fellow.
Had it been otherwise the cultivation ol
the soil would uot liave been iinpoaod
upon him us u penalty for his dieobedi
ence. He was quite taken back v, hen
told that he must live by tho sweat ot
his face. He would huve preferred the
life of a gentleman of leisure, and urnst
of Ids descendants take after him in
that particular. Nevertheless we toil
with an energy and jmrseverance that
do honor to our ehall we say to our
greed?
But mark our cuuuing. All the time
we are inventing labor sa mg mat hut
ery, manufdcturiug dumb slaves tu do
our bidding, while we look on aud ad
mire their eutrgy. Pomoiu Piogress
lUIal tiHuwlvdc Iu Nurcls.
Wilkie Oolllus uuulo a ipeclalty of hia
medical kuowltalge, aud it was Ukui
this account that he was iuduced to un
dertalce au uutivivbiecilon novel, which
he published nuder the name of "Heart
and Science.'' The wurk was equally
unsatisfactory both to the persons who
Inspired it aud to tbe general public.
Wilkie Colluui' effort in thic direction
was a complete failure, aud his medical
men and his wonderful dross could
never have exiated outside of his own
Imagination.
Iu Dickens' "Tale of Two Cities,''
where Sydney Carton substitutes him
self for tba) cuudeumcd Bvreouwde. we 1
have premonitions 0 the chloroform I
which was to be discovered fifty years
later the chlorof unu of popular luiaari-
1 nation, however, and by no means the
I CHCI of the "PliarnistwnoMa." British
I Medical Journal. ,
11. l&WHIO
-s -Nje vnta
C0HDEHSED
PVisOC
feat
Makes an every-d.iy convenience of an
old-time luxury. Pure and wholesome.
Prepared with scrupulous care. Hlghe l
award at all Pure pood Expositions. Eai !i
package makes two large pies. Avw !
Imitations and Insist on having t.
NONE SUCH brand.
MEURELL (t SOULE, Syracuse, N. Y
a lie nam lor a recipe enaDiing
us to make Wolff's Acme Black
ing at such a price that the retailer
can profitably sell it at I oca bottle.
At present the retail price is 20c
This olT-r la open until January lit., 189). For
larticuljis addrcis tbe undcnlDe J.
Ai ms T lacking is made of pure alcohol,
m'i -r liauid dressings are made cf water.
V iter costs nothing. Alcohol Is dear. Who
..in snow us how to make It witaout siconoi
,0 ib it we can make Acme Blacking ss cheap
1 w it.-r dressing, or put It In fancy pack.
ign like many 01 tne water oressiDgs, ana
then charge for the outside appearance in
tra 1 ot charging lor tne contents 01 me
Inttle?
W OLFP & RANDOLPH, Philadelphia.
ii ! name of a paint of which a JSC bottle
- nmigh to make six scratched and dalled
li 1 , y Lliairs look like newly fmUhed ma,
1 .piin.'s It will do many other remarkable
hir.gs which no other paint can do.
All retailers sell ib
'I P 9 . .1 " i
This GREAT COUCH CL'P.r, .. .
fid CONSUMPTION CUTI-1 is anil
gistson apositiveguaranies,al.-tt!i . 1
Cure can stand surces-fullj'. I: '
COUGH, HOARSENESS n 1 1
will cure you promptly. It y..jx . ri.. 1 1 .
CROUP or WHOOWNG COIV, ! . . ,
quickly and relief is sure. If .
SUMPTION,do.i'tvaituntilyuu -
less, but take this Cure at once nud 1 : '- '
mediate help. Large botilcs, 50:. .-. ..1 Ji .
Travelers convenient pocket feizo -',-. .
yourdrugglstforSHILOH'SCUisi.. '.. , -1
lungs are sore or back lams, us-s Lmi.i. a 1 .
ous Plasters. Price, 25c.
I OK 8AIE By
Dr. 0 T. Horn, 1.nh:liton, Pn
!aviiltnai that Hfi Fin lrt.1
jar ttft liealtli crinterfer v-lthone'sbosloessor
So wrlnllesor Uubblness follaw tU$ trvatmeLt,
iaaorBeil. by ibjurlviri-uid leading iocUtjudii.
PATIENT3 TREATFD UY MAIL. C0rJFiaEri7.AU
Ilanultta. h huriUff, Wc4 t r'iti lutturpj forrrtletilm
cb. o.k. r mm, c TiiciiLc, mtm, nu
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WninTicf nil t.ntf.1 1 . , f il 1.1,. 1 tl.t h
etion.rr. LIH3i SUJVSJ fc.-'J t.Ti3ar.
For ttie eptvtly tuij ot fc.-iotuu, Wautlu
Mercnrial UisoaBa, linu-tiima, urybipelos,
Tital dEK!uf. on. I orery i(iJir-ntion ot 1-ipoTcr-inhed
blootl. It, Unlujr'g Bb)i Cwctar U tho
mi remedf tiiat can Btys hi lellftl npoa.
JimcKlsta sell it.
THE SELLERS MEDICINE CO
Pick Hetaftcha txA niter all tba trouUM took
Ctnt to a tltloui sUU of th yttum, uab as
Dlzxloeia, Keu. lrowloM. DUtreu after
eating. I klQ la tba 8lJa. Ao. Whllo their mo
reiuaikaUe laccesa hu been abovn la curiae j
neiSielie, ytt Otrtera XJtUa Llrer riHl an
equsllj Taluitlo in CoDiUpation, curing mdpra
VtaUngtniaiinnoylnacomplaiatwnils they also
correct alt dliordari of tbaomacbUmuUl tba
llTcrandreguJatatlaebovftLl. TanlltUt.JonJ,f
lAcLatbeywouUbealmoatprleelsssiaUioasirbfl
anfer from tills distressing complaint; butfortu
&atelytbclrsoodn&Mdoesuotendhera,anlthoa9 vaooocatrtasnisrUI find tbeaslltUaptlujTala.
abls la so manr srara that tbsy wUl not ba srU
lUjjtodon ituouttUm. Cut attar allalek asaj
fla UiaU.ua of aomtnyllrea Uttt fcareli vbait
Ivemakaourgreattoait. OaxpUUcmtltwUill
Cthen do not
1 Carter XJttlo Liver mil an vary ""11 as4
very easy to Uka. OnaortwopUUinaksadCMa.
They are strictly TtgeUble and do not grlpa or
pQrga, tutliy UulrRnt)otlon platMall whi
tualbam. InTlaUetSScaotii flraforlU BaAA
Vj drD4liticTerjHbM, or Rent by snail
CARTER MCDI0IN8 CO,, New York.
SMALL PILL SMALL DOSE, SWALLPRICt
Ii ft (uWsiVssM bmri
ttliMu'ei'ua I
Scleotlflo American
ncy for
DCfilOM PATCUTa
COPVRJGHT8, tO.
fr Intormitlon and fre ITandbook write to
JHUNN A VU mi UROlDWATi NtVT YoKr.
OldM Itortwu forieouriDptala tn America.
Kr err pftt taken out by Ul la bnubt befor
tba iubUo by a notlue glbD lroo of cbarga In tba
rf ricutifi'; JUwrfcatt
I'lJBUuiEits. .l BnJviu. Nuw Vtutt-
Jh CAadtofevldenoe I
OR. HEURA78 VIOLA I
CKEAM la tho only ,
nrcbairaiion Ihat nasi
Ihilir dtui Kit that ft
clttiuisd fork. Itremorai I
iiurkli!i. Uver.miilsaaL Illav.-k
iinpcrueiioui 01 in aaiu, vniuoat icjUff i
A fi w applir-attoni will render ft roueb. jir 1
rod akin -oii.aiaoah and white. Ub&ot I
acontMU)tucovi-rdt(i3t't,butacuretauJ 1
ifuanintirtidioirivMMtitCaMtt&n. lriesaBaie
At drugKtau, ci .u hy laall Send lor 1
Q. C. BTTTNCn e CO.,
TUIetCOOi - - OHIO.
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