The Carbon advocate., September 24, 1892, Image 1

Has a larger clii ulaHnii ',ini nut . ! i
newspaper pivi'cd in Chi 1).. . civintt,,
i quentlr 11 t . Cm I.,..t ,r,l ii Im ut I 1 1
tisern. Our Ilea's ivlni'i'i-, i, i. lit" 'Ui ,
tlieoooutreiiMH of the liv ecm, spi.-i
IhtrroKtliig, bright i ml i'nr1.,-( n.:t.,i dm
o iitnrinl nn original I v Hi !. hi
lending on amount of Hum pint v. hii'i
i Independent nf outside dlHiitinn. (),ir
U R sjiecrilltr al our Job 1'i ii tig Office
III Stiydei's tllock, east Ml. . l.i luii
Hrlilge. Ktivelopcs, Note no. i I'up.- .
I'tiHtiiplets, Order Hooks, V -i. Tugs.
ml nil kind" of 1'lf Nit.-, Hi.. and Kiili
lit II. We do nil work ileal I) , cheaply mid
l.-iiiiljr. On yuii 1 1 w.l unwilling iu this
liuef I hell mil hmiI mod lis or write us a
otMii1 card mill wc will lie at your sertici,
price In ono dollar n your. .liut yim Uf It.
"INDEPENDBNT"-nVE AND LET LIVE.'
VOL XX. No. 43.
Reading R. R. System.
leliigh Volley Division.
ArranssMiierl of Passenger
SrimiirLK in Eri-Etr
May 15 ABM.
T TliAINH LUAVK LHHIUHTON
for riewsikand New York 5a.7.4G, Hint 11.1,
s Om. , s oo, s.w & 7.2s . III.
For Maimnka Chunk and Heltldeie B.2s, C?I6
11.0, . 111.; 13 OS, 4.37 mill 7.36 p 111.
For Lamberttllle mid Irenloii 6M, 000 and
.1J a.m., and lt.8t & 4 ST i.ni.
let'ursuttngtnn, Oatasaiuiua, Alleiitnwn, itetli.
.uem, and liuttoii, s.as, s.47, 7.16, o no, u M, 11 1.'
Ill . 13 82. It 47, S CO, 4 87, ft 1, I.1S1 mill Id 'Z7 t 111.
; For riiiladelnnlaniid points south htn.iw.li.47,
. 46, 11.31 and 11.12 a. in. : '.'.43, 3.U1. 4-37, C .'2 and
THP, III.
For ltridliigiiiilIlarrlstiuig7.4o' and ll.Un.m,
a 06, s 2-2 and 7.3a p in.
Fur How nuns. ltilRli Oap, L'herrtfoiil, Ijttt
rv's, While Hall, Cnplay, and IlokelidFuiqiM
6 J,0 4. Oil 11 61 11.11 a. III. i 12, 4.37,
and 10 37 p. iii.
I-or Mm:h('lmrk C.K, 7.11, 0.3.'., 11 IS and 11.53
n.m. . 1.10, 3 07, 4.10, B.IS, 7.17, 6 -ll, tt.Mtp. 111. Ulld
12 ml Nlvlit.
For Weatherly and ll.izli ton C.82, 7.43 0 30 and
II. Ma 111.; 4 10,8.19,711, 10 81 i.m.
t'ur Mahanoy t:ity, Shenandoah and Ashland
H82, 7.43, II jo and 11.8311 III 1 4.10. 8.13 & 7.17 I' m.
For Alt. Carmel and blianiukhi CSV, 7.IJainl
11.83 a. in.i 6 15 li. in.
Fur I'ottst Ilia WH. 7.43, 7.46, tx 1 1.13 and 1 1.83
ft. ill., SOU. 4.10,7.17 Ulld 7 SB li.m
For Wlille Haven, Wllkesbarn and Mcr.lntun
7.13, 9.36 and 11.33 a.m.; 1.1". 8.13, 7.17 and 10.84
l. III.
Foi i'ltlstrai and I.. & II. .limit., 7.43, 9,36, and
11 83 a m.: 4.10,8 is, 7.17 and 10.31 i. III.
For liuiktiaiilinck 7,42 and I1.8J a. m.; 4.10.
5.16 and 10.84 p.m.
ForOvtego, Auburn, Ittiara and Geneva 11.53
n.m.i 10.61 p.m.
For Lace) rule. roitaiida.Saire, Waverly, M
mlra, Kochester, Imnalo, K'agiira falls anil Hie
U'eM II 83 a-iu.i and 10 51 p. in.
For Elnllia andllie West tU Hlltlilsncs ill
1.10 p. in.
SUNDAY TRAINS.
torNcw YoikCOTnnJll 17a n..i 5 17 mul r.'.n
p. m
For Philadelphia 7.57 a. m.i '2.82.517 iiudTai
p. in.
For Kaston and Intermediate Stations, iU7,
7.67, 11.17 a.ln.t IU 63, 3.93. 5.11 Ulld 0.IM i. 111.
For XI Mich Chunk a II, 0.8C, 11.1 11.8a It 53
a. in. i s OS, 6 13, 8.41. and u.rjj p. in.
r or Heading at o 07 a. m. ; 3.&-2 and 7.?a p. m.
For llnzlrl.iim.M, and II S3,a.lll.; 301 and 10.84
p. in.
For MahanoyCtty and llhenaiidoAti yM,lt 83
a. in., and 304 p. ni.
ror I'l.ttsillle at 2.53 p. in
lor While listen, llkes-lblne, I'ltuioii,
Tiuiklmiinock, 'I nil anda, Hu) le, tih.icn, l leuel a,
Autuiin, Llniiia, lloenemcr, Itulfal.., Mugara
I alls au3 ttie IVeit 1064 p.m.
For lurther paitlcul.it 9 liiipilreif Anehtsrur
tune Tables.
t. A. UWCHlArtl), lleu'l Mjiuxer.
i II. HANCOCK, Central fasscnaer Aneiit,
llilhideiphu, 1'a.
A. W KONNFMACIIM1. AsVt (leneral l'av
sender Aifeut, floutti lletlileliein, P.i.
.May II. iu. ly
-ao to--
WILSON FRANTZ
The Wow Jeweler,
Bank way, - Lehigliton, 1'n.,
FOIt
"'Vatclics, Clocks and Jewelry
every description, at prices loner than elie
nliere. Faitlcular allentlnn paid to
Repairing of Every Description,
A practical experience ol over ten jears
enables me to gunantee Haltsfaetloa In eierv
pirtietilar. fllieme atrial and he rmtilm-ed.
Your patronage Is respeetlully solicited.
iVIMOX FHANTZ. ltankivay
0C 3, 1391
PElR(E (OLLESE
or BUSINESS
.it.
AKiSrlOkti
Ah'gb cUu coiuintci1 itbw.! ttl.ir.lit (MnpWt
. ....4T oI lilliinuSI lit. 1'lUU til III tt blill 1T-
...ninnt for LuiUQM S 1 til lit tt blill I
tutu lor Ul won f i. r i v idi
j .,.,..,-,li
IDtiM C' CII of
Ulluo bit ba introdut- HU tiilui.JJP.
f,"J,Pni "rirrn.lt wV( UIm IfcpMi-F,
tLt b. 19W AivUt id oi I "rl.tti.w Mat trlj
iiiijlmeutuectir I"' Aiai.il. blicrtliwl
iinouD.emeDt KtaduK'W I ut twa ctUJJrw
Tho Mat Firucr; Hi li .IMiictpi-Unl lut.Jr(
BMocd Boudibs vt. KiLrttut'tM i).iiJaliiUi,l,
Wall Paper,
From Cheap IlUuks to Fine Gilt ami
Pieiseil I'apers. Alio, Kelts aud Inuralin.
nlth ITanvlsome FYelres.
PI0TUUK HOI) AND COVF,.
window" shades
teady to bang, or put up to order.
Paint, Oil.YarBisli.RteJnislies.
Filming and I'iiper lUimlnv. com
jetent wotLmen, tu any part of the coumy.
Uaokf, Stationery au.1 Fancy OotMs,
always s Urge tlock at
.FiilGkeiiliacli
Cl Hroathviiy, Mnnch Chunk
'Cornor Htoro
no to
SWEEHY'S1 Si
77 ...-W.
j. OFauo.es, Uwwi, Bananas, Hats.
Aples, Celery. Craiiim!
Grape1'-, Talile Raisiiis, CoDfix-i
tism, Fancy Bistcls. Qaeeas-
ware, aud a full line of Nice'
Groceries.
prompt deli wry
Call and See Us.
(Corner Stoke,
LEHIGHTON PA.
Henry Miller,
LT3HIGHTON.
IMiANINO - MILL.
lUNUKAOrUHtr. tJK
Window and Dooit I'hasibs,
Doors, Hhut-i-8,
niudoir ratho.
Moulillngi, llrtickft.
AND UlUl.fK m
All Mi or Drrf Lniiiber
bhingl&s, Puilinga,
Hemlock Lumlier, &c
&c.
T tt a -n
Very Lowest Prices.
Fralonal &'jiisiGss Carfls.
DR. G. T. FOX,
172MnlnSirpci, lUtli, Pa.
it IlAXftoR, ItRoMnviv iinrmt, Mokias
IT KHntK,HWAN HfYIFU I UMUAVfl.
kt IlKTHt.KIIKU, Mt'N HitTKIn W KfN BHD AY.
4T AI.Fir-Nll.tt S,41HNIM'KSTRAHTHUmiAV
VI fHlll, Klllll Vt ft ASIHTVmAVA.
Offlwlloiif riomPii m.tMi.M lriwtle
IlDlttnl til (lhtH1f n Of llie
Eyc.Ear, Nose &. Throat
t-Als liefrftottonolth K) or llicailjtnt
mcnt ui xlaim.
r. I. SMITH, D. D. S,
OIHop opposite Hie Ojrn 1 lottfw
Hank Street, Lc ton, I 'a
lUiNTIHI'li Y IN AM. ITH lift Nf - KH.
t1 HUitff ami iii:il,lii milfld.il iloiilutPHa siecll
IV. HIirMlll'lll' lltl'H. I
OaniidmluUtcri'il nmt feetli l'x(ractfi) Willi-1
ou r rAiN.
OVFICi: HOUIirt-From 8 . ni., tn li m., (rom
I p. in., to 5 p. m., from 7 p. m . t p. ni.
Con til lut tons In KitfltBlior tlcriiHn
(titlct Hmin r lliclPtiMi-lCieiv Mttirttm.
Oct IWJ7-tv
A.S.RnhonoJd,
V.hmch i.iri('K t-0rr J. V. tnndf ntui.
Uqnor Slorc,
BANK RTHEKT, tKIIIOUHKN
ullMtivIii nil Its biAticI.et. T ft tli Kxlracted
ttliuiil i'nui. iJainJmliustereiiwIiPiirt'ipie'tt it,
ciIBch najn-AVi:TNi:8IUYorp:i(li wrek.
I'. O. n.l nrm, M.MiNlOWX,
IU hKtiroiuitv.hi.
V. M. Rapahcr,
MTOnnY Atn COUXPHLLOn AT LAW,
! Irst ilrtor alnie 1 tie Ma union llfm-ip,
MATTCIl CHUNK. I'HNN'A
Hetil Knt.ilo nmt rollprium Agency, Will Iiuy
jiuI ttftl lieal IMate. Cinnpj.uioliin n?atly ilone.
I nllectKiin promptly nrntie. SftUlng ilstatesot
()t?c.d?nts u spfdlally. Mty e miult! in
t tielish anil (lern.an nov. tfJ-vl
THE CARBON HOUSE,
Honry Drumhore, Prop'r,
FIURT HTRKBT, KKIIICIITON', TKNN'A
IlieCaibon Houhp tmn born renovatt'il mul
tmprueil tlirousliotit; 1th electric Huhteil iind
well Piitlliitett,aiHl It aniniisttie l!et llott Is In
tliU section f tliP Htate. Tlie patronage of Hi?
public Is hDllcltctt. Rest iupoiiimoil.itlunt for
permanent anil tnunleiit custom. Cliarcesery
moiterale. Fine UouoM.FresIillecranil Totter,
and Orwul rinm, for (intent the ll.ir,
Juno in, '02-ly.
PROF. ALEXANDER BODDBOU,
DisrovKitmtor
BooJrou's Miracnlons Remtillos.
Uliprul Mtiuleii llolcIun Kmlorie Tlicm
As being the (Ircateit
Disco;fi ni t he Arp.
I'oslthp ciiri' wlinniutt
In aci-oittaiuet insimc
tloni, In iltHP.isei litre
tofore Mt railed liuur
able. llphtliPila, uslli
ma, limtu'hllU, ratuirti,
nnpistliiit or tin- hrulu,
the result nt pimstiokc,
aimplexy, a ml llmbi
paraltil n'bturtil tit
their ii itiir.il ruiuhtli.it.
hpiiie, Iili ami Utne Iihpa v cureil Klieiiiuatism
sci.itt.M. neural-la. Itrlclit's tllsease oftlieKM
nejs, Iherrompl.iliir, ihsenterv, nml no-railed
liinrt disease uie tMitlrely cured by pure itiedi
Line of in v mm uretviriltiv
iMuIng nine )rar oer l(t,f0) ikthoih Iibvp
ujid these inedU-lniM ami aio lltlnjr nltupsip?
-i iiir-ii h mi ii. i miii nor go lino practice my
Heir, liP.tiiToer7:ijiirHorm:e, wIllBellmyiiied
letup ouh. 1 Jiae two eiiilncnt pliiilel.tnscon
tieilcd ultli mn luatlPiid tue.Ulhu at Iherosl
tlencenof the sick It recalled.
TKHIIMONIAI.S.
XMU'TAU'V. lVli. IT. 1M1.
Per Sir - Tn Ihoso nufferlutj trom Hnlnal
tnmlile, Neiirnlttla, 8el it lea, Heait DUeaset and
lllieuinallmi, 1 mhiM highly leenmmeiut t'rol.
ltoiidroii'ji reiuedie; I wan a MiPercr of thesp
romplaliiU for jearaat tlmea. wai hardly able
tniiioe, could nott.tr.tlhtPnin3seir. The pain
and agony wa luexpreisible. Ditetored with
ttejpial phittlclaiis for mmj found but little
relief, not peiinaneut, until I was cured by Ids
medicines; bit is untun-assed; tttuM highly
recnmuicnd 1'rof. Jlmidrou s liniment and mel-
ciiifn iubii HiiueierH.
llespectfully jour
m. .1. Vanarttlalcit,
Newton, ItiK-katu., pa.
Ni- wto.v, VvU. 17, lapi.
rrtoF. P.iniimrii1,
DtSll'Mir AllilU'llmlnwriln tun u IhsIIiiumiv
of your medicine, I can nay to all those sutfer-
iii wuiiniinieiuKOl inv liescril'IUtn. H.itllir
ciunineml 1'iot. Uoudrou's iuedlclniu. Had ter
rllde taln In my stomach tor a 1iik tliue. Al
llrTMllfr dill ll . nlll lua .laanrll,..,! I?.. ..Ae la i
deitrtvedmpidHleepHtulKht!.! would lieawat 1
MifierniK Willi pain tor honniatn time. lMctorpd
v Uh ii prill iiliilil!iiii- iIi.Ip iiia.ni.in.. W..H..I
for awhile relieve me, but would hduIi lose their
eftect; hyiwlnjr prof, lion! rmi'ii rpinedlei nave
" iiiiri-iy ciirvuj HOUlil reeommPMU in rein
ertles tu tliosu huileiliiK w Itli tlmllor coniplalnts.
Keiipeillullyjnurti,
T. M. Vanaitsdaten,
Newton, huckitii.. Pa.
Office and lalu.ratury open dally from 7 a. m.
to 8 p.m. Call or unto to
am:anih'u nnrnnou,
W7 North Tenth .street,
nov. 7, 01 iv. Philadelphia, Pa
fiend 2 rent stamp for valuable book.
FIFTY DOLLARS for
LIFE SCHOLARSHIP.
N other Krlioul eta do as
uturh fur Young Mea
IBB
BUSINESS
COLLEGE -
1700 Chestnut Street,
Philadelphia.
You pur us 830. v. lumt.
.ml tmtk.1 roa lo .
GOOD SITUATION.
Out j-oii mic more? cnroul.nfret
iijvuu.iL.iuuwjr, j
It a i ii I'm a 4ii) m in
Mf or SUORTH ANO,
It Will .VJ'i U t.Mi'lt Mlj
AMERICAN BUSINESS Coll.
.Kt.i t mown", Y , Itefnrr tle.'idiij wlierc logo,
tlionuli jim ii iiv H n tluuiuiiut lutltn nny. It
bihiims ui ute iiemn.i t uiiiiiirri'mxMieceH, in ut
ftlix miuiisl i liaiuetei , at n uieUtiiiii UT nupt'U
litk lithtiiifft ittfu wltli tmlneit and iuh1i1'm
mIhiii, us a iiifHtit iI jtlMrlnit uuiMtiutM jwiup
men uimi Uilleit (Millie tout) U uirwu, tiiut Iu
lh rxlelit, fleviiHce iiitJ rtnt ol tiuluiMl4.
HI x tuwnu I teiurt nieittt ft II h u txk$ liourww
( Htwtiv, HiMrr I hit iM-nuuutl wiiMrvtakHi i4 Kisht
lumtriuttHH all Hi IhUhU. tltiiHAlnl Omla
hit: i.' inn 1 1. -.1 loan) uitilrei.. free Ail(tn,
O O nORNEV, Prln.
, SJPleun lueiieiitii tin iMM-r. c-.T-wn
TO CONSUMPTIVES. J
Tim tm1pm'iipil lunini; lrii Hhioitdth
hrMlth lt slmpb lurnuK, ittr iiN-riim futtiw-
cai with a ftTi tutiK ut(fi Ut, iUtd v
itrea4lUlMitHttniiiiiit.Mi, lit hiixhmi tu tank
1 ItllUttll 111 111 Itl.tlV HlllMI'Wl-M ll.M iiimIih ..I 1.1..,.
TnttuMcnlm UMre II, ml) rh'-erhill;eifc
irr ol iilMriri! : row ol lb" prwrtiuhm nv ,
i ultU-tl ltiv will Aim) si suit rut (or fhiuiuiim.
ttou, Aalliiua. llrMiiihllU tUHlaUlliKWt jum!
hHW Aiatail. Il tuiM all MiRrrtr mUI try
Ua rcMftlv, aa It U waliublc, TUtvtr OratrluK
IW rwrt4UMi. H" Uwui uothlUK.
antj Maf I' a bknaiiw. Hill pltwav alJir,
llnv. rilKAItl) A. Un.SONMl.o.Aliu,
Kw VwV. apr. 23, 'fti-7y.
J. A. PHILLIPS,
Pianos and Organs,
W KIIMPOHT. PA.
vmw'gsfsssssi far Bu i
IfPkil
AkU t
'Villecloc!
HlM cm tune INamcm u4 timul
Snliscribe for the Cahbon
, A i.vocAi E, the cheapest and
1 1"1 lcl newsnaiier published
in the countv.
r
feel
I
I &
v..
THE
The IVbple's Paper.
RATES
Iu Ailvniici;.
.We Mako
Fine Job Work
A Specially.
At Lowest Prices.
Ofi'ice North First Street,
l.eliiyhton, t'a.
We have also
opened a first-class
Department
in Aaron Snjder's nmv block, nt
nm r.tiitern end tu nm i.oiugii
llri.l.r,. ii, ii.r. 1 1 n t n 1 1 o. 1 1 Al."
...., ... IIIU IH'IVWUllll .'I t
WKISSI'OItT, hew nil ordor'c I
lor Job Printing will beox
peilitionily und nlieuply exe
cuted. SnuMriptions for thaCarbon
Advocate alw reeivetl and
receipted Tor.
II V. MORT1UMKK,
Propr.
Jobbing
Lehitfhton, Carbon County, Fenna., September 24 1892.
THE GREAT
German Remedy.
C3
TRUTHS FOR THE SICK.n
IIDInttg Snrtlftririwrni
1.IHHI lll tut nnlil
rnrncni0 where Ml.
onsitLrmiitliirrEivj
iiur lirrrnrts wit
isiriiirurc tou.
iiotnvAiHt or cure. J1
tiPTrr fnlls.
lilt mil miller will
luniurcuana migonr
reeling; If eo, uvc
UI.MIL'lt r.ITTCUSJ1
t:ipnno tlin rliltitoil
t liiiiT.irtMos lmrst
in win ymi.
iffllirPUKil IIH' (-EIU
n rimi)hft.ltlntf hen
mil (Sores, lli'lv on
Qtho ml IN nml work
LLriltri( JU iTitm.cn
uopi; cloriti.fl-liodo
not procuro iufllrlcni
ci errl so, nnl all v ho
are con tlnnt In doorn.
atioiiM iifto KiTi.riitMt
ItiTTKiti. aiipywlll
not tlita be weak ami
m.i iicnini ti in fni
I
ht'LI'Ht'lt lllTIMIH
win runs i-irrrtoni
lunini. imnt ins um
ouraircili It u ill cure
a
iirKiv.
It JOU (tullotUtftli
tO in (Tor from Htipnm
MfLrill'li IliT-ri rrsl
iTlll tinthlyou up and
nnVo you strong and
icnltlir.
atlsm.iifio n 1mU)o of
lULrilUK KITTEUS j
It iiptof fnlU to cure
hit LP HI' it It in na
a
iKm't to wirlmiit ni
bottle. Try It you
i in ii i.i ni- j uur iiiumi
jiure,rlrlmniUtrong',Kj
.-in . u
ui" i j iiur life ii nnni,
l.mlit'8 tu deiiwitc
henlth, wlm nro all
nm i(orn, nhoulit tim 1
stii.ru it r hittfik. I
n M'LPiirii Kit
rrttS tn-nlirht. nmll
vou will sloop well
" t-niT inrit,
ItO TOU want ttlQ ItPBtAICtllctil Witrtc mihllal.oH
Rend S 2-rcnt ivtamps ti A. 1". Ojuwav & Co
Itutou, AtntB., nini rcrcho n coiir(frce.
TDishkl, Uic LiMuling 'hoto
L'rnnhpr. IeIiirhtoH.
Cabinet 'liotornplis & 1-nrger
bizes, lows ot Kosuli'iirrs
in town and county nt the very
lowest prices.
OH All LIE LEE,
CHINESE LAUNDRY.
flower't HnlMIni; opposite! Tost OIHee,
F1I!!T bf.. I.K1IIQI1T0.. 1'A.
Il'ntk tlkeii in rviry ilny of tlii rrk
ami jiroiniiily nllrn.Ioil to.
Fnuilly Wasblnj iloup al Tory roisnnalilp
I ales.
l'ATKONAOE SOLICITED.
li.WK vouu
Freight, Bmm aufl Parcels
DEt.IVKltlil) AY
John F. Hottenstein.
Careful attention paM In tlii DelifOiv of
Freight, ll:iatr(! ami I'.ircels lo .ill p.irl
oftnnnatllio lowrtt prln-s. A sharp of
pnlillc patiouaqe U refiwlfnllj eollrllpi'.,
CU""I.oave onlers at .Siicenv's. Korir
or Ldtienciith's.
Tie Robert's Safety Lantern,
J. E SOHOLL, agt,.
LohlRliton, Cilrlxm nmnty.
It ii Self l.lglitliift, Non-Explostrc,
nun a eu wick liORUtator.
Just Right lor Knilroad Men!
Price Pl.iln, tijai. NIcMe, !2.l.
IKm't buy any other until ynn hale Reen UiH
liipnlar lantern.
The Ci'lclnatod
Oyi)ross Shing'lo.
diaraiiteeit nil Uiistli.
Tho very best fjliltifilo lit tlio Mnrkot,
Maniir.icliiiitl liy
RICKERT & SNYDER,
Claremont, Virithil.i.
ron sile ix wnissroitT nv
J. K. niOKJIRT,
I'KAI.Hl IN
All Kinds nf Isuildiiifj l.uiiilicr
Soidcl's llakory,
ttntt Htre?t, I.t'lilftliion, )oh will alflinn lih-I
rreslntainl l!ft
BREAD AND CAKES.
Ityc. Wheat nnd Vienna Bread
Kreih Kveiy I lay. Our Menna lireail caiiiu.t
te ex celled. We respet tfully solldl our uit I on-
W. ivatrn lor tlie Wiutrai.
Seitlel's Vienna Hakery,
Onp. Oberi's, rmsT sr., i.kiihihion, pa
If You I lave
AltNRR & SOLT,
rruprlitort of the
Portable Steam Saw Mill
who 111 ito )nur nni It at Iteaniiiaoti' llaien,
ItEDiiituvi'K. UNION IIiu., East Wkiii-
1'oiit, 1A.
net. 21, 'Ol.yl
To Contractors and Builders.
The urulerklgusl luimtunce to tontruitors
uu uititurfB in u nt uow UH-ned hia Ktotte
MMrrv,ai uratcriiun.aiijiitttrfpumltoonpplr
I niiildiug Stones
j In any iiuantitv at reauiukle ratei, lie niso
XI llntrl. to mpiy lne.llte ilniuuij.
, lIUllMlfteieryil.Merlliuii, pnimiitiv at
leiulikl u.
A Ua, rouukully on Iih kI u lull tuppli , nf i lie
heM braiMl o(
Flo nv itnd Food,
liltl he DPI sell al IiimiI khllkrt Prices
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vriHHiiuT( r..
Livery ami Kjcvlnnnje HUtUr.
tiuair llillus rarrtiuMi maA ul1 iirUii. iu.rH..
U.a aeiNkittiMaa4hHid tu mfuladvlrrf ..rt
avail aw UMinin uimt moiupllr attended to
(Hvewwatttol. mrily
StOVOH,
Tinware.
ITontorn and
Ranges.
Tn tiroflt VRrioty at
SAnjEL GllAVBH'S
f opuUr Store, Itonk Street.
ftootliijc and Spouting a sprm
ty. Store repuira furnish e!
on short notice
i lteagonabla!
NOT TO THE MAN OF DOLLARS.
Not to tho man of dollars,
5ot to the man of deeds.
Not to the man Dtvuntilng,
Not to the man of crvoda.
Not to the one wboe pMalon
la for the world's remvitii.
Not tn a form of fashion
Cometh a bit h doitft.
Not unto landV expansion.
Not (o the miser's chest,
Not to the prlncfdr mansion.
Not in the Masoned creat.
Not lo the iordld worldling.
Not to tho kiinrtnli rluwu
Not to the haught)- tyrant
Cometh a htautnit down.
Not to the folly blinded.
Not tn the steeped lo shame.
Not to the rartml minded.
Not to unholy fame,
1 Not In hnglect of duty,
Not In tlie monarch's crown.
Not at the smile of beaut)
Cometh n bltlngdown.
Bat to the one whose spirit '
Yearn for lb great and good(
Unto the one whotM store homo
YleldiMh tho hungry food;
t'nto tho one who laborn
rearleaa of foe or frown;
Unto the kindly hearted
Cometh a bleaslnrzdown,
-Cliarlea K. Shetterly in Yankee Wade,
COLONEL GIIiAltDEAlT.
In Albituinon, N. Jt there llvej sov.
eral yeare ago nn ohl gentleman uamoil
Clay Benton Olraideait, who hailed
from JlUsontl. As is well known, it
was considered ungcntlemanly in tho
early daj-s in Arizona, New Jlraico nnd
Teiaa to ask a man his real name. Wo
accepted tho names that were given.
Alhltnmen was a town before tho
railroad got there, before tho United
States acquired tho territory. Yllat I
am about to relate happened in tlio now
town, the ono built nronnd tlio railroad
station.
I was on my way from San Francisco
to Washington in the early eighties, and
owing to a snow blockade in the moun
tains to the cast ol Alhitumen I was
detained in that town for several days.
On tho morning of my arrival I met a
man wliom I knew, and was introduced
by him to nearly every human being in
the place who was at all iutroducablo.
Among others I was introduced to Col
onel Clay Denton Girardeau, n lawyer
of tho place. "Old Clay," he was callod
behind his back; "Kernel'' or "Kernel
Clay" or "Kernel Geradoo" to his face.
He was both politician nnd lawyer, and
got his living by either or both, but was
moro given to talking in barrooms than
to talking for his clients in courts.
Unlike most men who went west in
those days, Colonel Girardeau enrried
no pistol said that he did not believo in
carrying one, that he had too little
money to fight a highwayman for, and
as to fighting others, thero was always
tho code duello for that.
If yon have ever been to Albituinen
you doubtless remember tho Star of tho
West saloon, near tho station, whero
ono can get drink, food or n gamo nt
any hour of tho day or night.
"Everything is open," said the colonel
to us in describing the place; "every
thing is done in vieiv of all, nnd no one
thinks the less of a man for taking a
cocktail before breakfast any moro than
he doe3 for taking breakfast, nor docs
ono lose casto by playing at faro or any
game of chance. Money is earned to be
Bpent in a jolly, generous fashion, and
the way a gentleman wmitsto spend his
money is the way a gentleman ought to
spend it. I was bom, gentlemen, in St.
Louis fifty-ei?ht years ago. It was a
town then. Now it's like Philadelphia
unfit, gentlomen, for a man of spirit to
live in,
"When St. Louis began to put on a
silk hat on Sunday I left tho place, tho
home of my birth, nnd went to Kansas.
Then Kansas began to improve, as tho
preachers say, nnd I quit. I've been
coming west since then, nnd now I've
been in Albituinen two years, nnd it's
what this saloon is, gentlemen. It's the
Star of the West. You can druik nnd
gamble every day in the month ami no
ono Bays a word. Yes, gentlemen, this
town is the healthiest, happiest town iu
the world. It has only ono blot, Thoy
don't believe in the code duello. They
believe in tho shoot on sight principle.
It's wrong, gentlemen wrong. Tho
duel permits of n gentleman making his
will or declining an invitation to dinner
or paying bis bill."
After luncheon I met the colonel
again. Somehow I spoke about tho code
duello.
"By the way," said tho colonel, "I
have an affair on hand tomorrow."
"What!" said I, greatly astonished.
"Yes," be answered. "Somo fellows
insulted ino last night, and this morn
ing I sent a challenge to all three and
we fight tomorrow at daybreak. Dr. X.
will be our surgeon. Won't you attend
as a witness or as an assistant?"
"As an outsider," I replied, still
greatly surprised, "hut not as nn as
sistant or as a witness. I nut due Ui
Washington on the 12th."
"Tho habit of this country," continued
the colonel, "is the barbarous one of
shooting on sight, or telling your advej
sary to go heel himself nnd then begin
shooting when you see each other. I
tell everybody that I believe iu the code
duello, and in that only for revenging
wrongs nnd insults. I must now go to
my office to arrange somo papers. If I
do not see you again twfuro then, bo nt
the railroad station, where your Pull
man is, a little before daybreak, where
my second and I will piek you up and
jtoke you to the ground. But wait; let
us have another drink liefore we part."
I must tell here what I did not know
till subsequently. For some time the
colonel hod been a source of tnnch
laughter to the frequenters of the sa
loons on account of his innocent pecu
liarities, and especially on account of
his strong aversion to khooriug on sight
and equally sin ,' predilections iu
,favor of dueling, i . of the railroad
hands were iu the Star of the Watt the
night before I arrived, laughing about
,'401d Clay," when one proposed that
.they get up a duel with him. One oould
appear to take his sida nnd could then
'act as his second; another could be a
little apart and be u witness, aud oould
be called upon as their second, anil three
oould insult the colonel, if the i '"liel
took the insult aud did not funk, .. . aey
thought he would , then the seconds oould
fix up the pistols, eijjracting the bullets
and replacing tlieewltli painted jwper
wads.
They were luuck surprised when the
colonel not only took up the iusnlU, but
ehaUeuced all three to fight kuu siinul
taneously. The meeting was arranged
for, nnd tit second went away to pre
pare the cartridges, and, as we have
eeen, the colonel (rave up the afternoon
to arranging his papers ami i?.lug let
ters. Dr. X., of the town, Girardeau aud I
were the only one not iu this miserable
practical joke.
Next morning about daybreak they
picked me up and took me to the ground,
about a mils from the station. The aoo-
oiid had brought the fouiA4tols under
their overcoat. It was quite chilly.
ban we reached, toe place they put
down the pistol and began measuring
oft the distance -thirty-five paces, I
tlit&k, they made it; long ones too.
While they were bo occupied the colonel
went up to where the pistols were ami
began examining them, not rlnsely-he
leeiuoil more to be fondling Hu m. Wlmt
struck mo a ntrunge at the time u
that his adversaries and tin mi-oiiI
1 watohad him closely.
boddenly the colonel stood up, and iu
a loud and stately voice said, looking
toward his opponents
"Untleuieu. it seeun, lo me uiarkedli
unfair towaid two of yuu that ) ou stand
i tratiaKafij ia a niv. a iay.itcoid itlhi
me lias been nrnmgcil. wow, wilen 1
shoot, I of com to must choose one of
yon, nnd na I mny get killed on tho first
shot it Is manifestly unfair that two of
yon should not hnve the clmnco of being
killed by me. Tho one 1 shoot nt will
lie killed certainly. 1 nm nn cxiiort.
Now, gentlemen, allow me to suggest
toJIr. Glllan, who is both tnller and
broader than either Mr. OTurrell or
Mr. Schrnder, that lie statul In the rear;
that Mr. OTurrell, who is next in sise,
stand in front of Mr. Gillau, nnd tliat
Mr. Scbrader.who is diminutive, stand In
front of both t.ml all stand close up. In
that way yon can nil shoot ono over the
other, nnd each one may thus haven
chance of getting shot iu case my car
tridge is henvily loaded with powder."
iiioy nil arccueti lmniPUfntely.
Thero was a pause. The colonel was
looking nway, thinUng. Of n sudden
ho turned around, and lifting his hat
said, "With your irmission, gontle
meu;" then took up n pistol, cocked it
and aiming quickly nt nn oj-ster can
about fifty ynrdi off Itred. The can was
not hit. I heard him mutter, "Thii is
strango." He cocked tho revolver again
again fired. "What, not even dnst';"
I heard him say.
Again ho cocked tlio revolver, then
aimed nnd fired. Nothing.
"Gentlemen," he said, turning niunud,
"there is something wrung here, but
fortunately I hnvo somo 41-cnllbor rnr.
fridges in my cont enough to load nil
lonr guns," una ho walked toward his
overcoat.
Tho two seconds and the three liriuci-
pals looked at each other. When they
saw the colonel pull out a box of car
tridges they turned nronnd simultane
ously nnd ran up tho road, toward tlio
bend, the curve in tho track.
Tlio colonel had lit back townnl the
runners, and was so occupied throwing
out tho empty shells that ho did not hour
them going, tho doctor and I alone re
maining. Suddenly bo yelled:
"Blank cartridges! Fraud, bv 1"
and tnrnltig around ho saw them dis
appearing. IIo grabbed n few cartridges
out of the box and stnrted after them
loading as he ran. Then wo saw him
stop aim fire then lire again. Wo
eaw his second give n lnuge; then wo
heard his yell; then wo saw him run
faster than liefore. The colonel sent
another shot nfttr them, but they were
tooinr. Mlion he returned to us.
Wo examined nil the pistols. All
wero loaded with powder nnd paper
wads.
Girardeau was whito with linger.
"This Insult I shall never forgive."
He grabbed his box of cartridges nnd
started nfter them, loading his pistol na
ho went. We followed. When v.-o
reached the crest of tho hill they saw us
and started ou again. When they saw
us still coining they continued up the
track on n run, o-i limping badly.
We saw them li.i n freight tram, und
as it slowed up they swung on. Wo
then returned to town.
I left next morning for Washington.
having requested Dr. X. to write me
tho particnlais of tlio outcome.
Here is tho letter:
Mr l)BAn SmAliolit Hire ilnvx nflrp mi
left, oicrtures wero made to tllrnrdran to
allow the men to return. They thotiKlit Hint
his anger by tlml time would bavo c oolcil. Hut
It had not.
Mrs. Ulllan fluallr wan ouIIki'i! to i all on llio
colonel, as her money was all fxine, and, lirr
husband uot Lelns at work, tradciuen refiiM d
to trust tier, hlio won her caic.
Bhe then began pleading for O'Karrcll.
"iladam." aalil tho colonel, "do i on need tw n
husbands?"
"Of course not," she answered, tttrnlug fiery
red.
"I thought not." said he. as he eolltelr
opened the door to lot her pass out. "Madam.
your uusuana Tor jour sakecnivreturnwltu
perfect safety so tar as I am concerned, but
the others return at tho rh.lt of (heir llvesor
mine, flood day."
Glllaa has returned. O'Fnrrell and t'rbr.tilcr
hare found wolk at Socorro, nnd tho tnusec
onds have sent for their things and arc going
up north.
I am glad to fny that one practical Jol.oh.is
turned out against the jokers.
As I was coming hero towillo this Utttrl
met Girardeau In the Star of tho West.
"Cotonel,"! said, "from )our csperli'Dte nf
the lost few daj s, what Is j our adi Icelr"
"To jou personally or to tho v.rlil:"
"To tho world."
"Then fell UieworM IhU: 'isi not iai,nkt-y
with Missouri.'"
Wllh kindest regards from tho colonel and
myself, j'ourB sincerely, M. 1.
Frank Loringen in S.tn Francisco Ar
gonaut. Millions of Ten it llaj.
Tho iwoplo of this mundane sphere
cannot bo so very ignorant nfter nil, for
it is a well authenticated fact that
4,000,000 steel pens nro used dally, to say
nothing of pencils nnd gold nnd brass
rn,s.
.He Irecoiled, but didn't kick.
Ileroio Conduct uf a Tall, Graceful fllrl
at tho Hlipremo Test uf Lne.
Two tall, graceful girls strolled slow
ly along tho beach earnestly conversing.
They wero conspicuous in the throng,
and many an admiring glance was
turned toward them ns they sauntered
to and fro. A cloudless sky was reflect
ed in calm waters below, while scarcely
a breath of air was stirring.
The girl in the pure white blascr was
doing most of the talking.
"It is nil very well," she was saying,
"to insist that you would die for the
man you love, but the sacrifice is quite
another thing."
Tho girl with tho blue yachting cap
shrugged her shoulders.
"You speak," she observed, "like one
who had mode tho sacrifice."
"I have the right so to speak."
Affecting recollections iKiured tnmnl
tuously over tho soul of tho girl in the
whito blascr. Her lip trembled and
tho superb eyes bent tion tho sand of
the beach glistened with the dew of
gathering tears.
Tho girl in the blue cap smiled liaught
lly. "Indeed," site sarcastically retorted,
"how very interesting! And how does
it feel to actually die for the man you
lover"
Reproachfully the girl in the white
blazer directed her gaae upon the girl
with the blue yachting cap.
"You shall not make light of it."
"Forgive me."
For a time they walked in alienee.
Both were deeply affected, the one tilled
with rouieiubrauoeK of the past; the
other her resentment gone, with wo
manly sympathy,
"Tell roe about it. Uthal."
The girl in the blue yatehiug oap was
tenderly persuasive.
"It was worse then dying for liim,
Clara."
With a quick movement the tears were
dashed from the superb eyes, and the
girl with the white blaxer faoad her
companion.
"It was at Raster, Clara. You re
member the dear, bright fellow I was
engaged to then. One evening but a
short while before be said be did not
believe I bore him the deep love I should.
I challenged him to name a sacrifice I
would not make tor his aak. With an
insight into feminine character which
was XephisUiphulinu in Its mbttoty, bo
dared we to do that which cause every
woman heait In recoil with horror.
But I did it."
They bad paused in tluir walk, uml
were looking at each otlnr fixedly
"Ethel!"
"Yes, Clara, 1 tbd it. 1 went lo church
that Easter morning, sat in the very
front seat, aud I never looked aronnd
during the service."
The girl la the blue yachting cap
drew a deep, tremulous breath
"Ethel!"
"Yes, Clare."
"Yon an a sublime heroine. Can you
forget my hasty wordsr"
"I can, Clara."
And the little wavelets lapped the
snowy bea. h with drowsy sound, while
all the throng gaged in ad in I ration at
Um graceful girls. Detroit Tribune.
HISTORY OF "SIIAVjM
ONCE UPON A TIME ALL MEN
EVERYWHERE WORE REARD3.
Alexnnder of Oreeee Is MaKI to Have
lleen tlio t Irsl llnrber llranls Hare
llectl Common During- tho History of
Ilarllest liners Bmiift ltcmnrbs.
To Tilts Klimili-fnn im tell us when shnv
tngcame Into fashion, also something uf the
history of 1 wards? Uiiown aso Josss.
Tills question is apropos. At this
lieriod, when the Nineteenth century is
coming to Hie end of the division, the
fire has-been pnt out in the box and old
father time has reversed the wheels ami
put on the brakes, it Is lwrtlculnrlv lit.
ting that somebody, cither Brown or
Jones or both, should nriso nnd put this
question. It is rt flu ,le txa question.
The first insranceof shnilngoriginated
from tho necessities of war. In tho late
nutuinn of tho year 800 U. C the Mace
donians got their crops in early, and
after tho celobration of thoharvest home
things got pretty uninteresting in Mace
donia. It was too cold to fish and too
warm to skate, nnd tho prospect for the
Macedonian on ploasure bent when he
fired up tho basobumer nnd reflected
that skates hadn't been invented yet wa
not a happy oue.
Things continued to ding on until
Thanksgiving tlmo, 800 B. C, when the
Macedonians got together, sailed down
on tho Greeks aud did them battle. The
Greeks got the worst of it, und for no
other reason than that they sported long,
flowing beards. Tim marauding Mace
donians grabbed thee Grecian orna
ments and yanked the poor Greek forty
ways for Sunday, leaving him n howl
ing mass on tho ground. It was this
incident that probably gave rise to the
couplet:
When Greek meets Macedonian
Then comes the tug of beard.
Ait old veteran by tho name of Alex
ander saw nt ouco the weak point of the
Grecian forces and ho called iu n loud
voice, "Off with every beardl" That
Bettled it. Tho next day a committee
called on tho army with n ripsaw and a
bucket of salvo and amputated every
beard in sight. This is an nccoimt of the
first ehave known to history. The rec
ord of tho first barbering Is n frontlet of
curls mado for n princess in tlio east
8,000 years ago, now iu the British mu
seum. Homer has tho first reference lo
tho razor in the Eighth century, B. C.
He says, with some feeling:
Death or life stands un a razor's edge.
After tho lape of the lieardsof tho
Grecian nnny shaving became) popular
with some, but uot until a much later
day, and when Greeco had started down
tho toboggan elido of ndversity, did it
become general. Iu fact it is a well
known fact among historians that the
fashion of smooth faces umong tho men
has marked the effeminacy, weakness
and final downfall of all nations. The
Ilomans wero always partial to bsards
until tho Itoiuan cmpiro became too big
for its clothes aud acquired n swagger,
when Hadrian set tho cxamplo of a
smooth chin in 101 A. D. and gavo the
Roman barbers n boom. Tho first men
tion of barbers is by PI Iny. Somewhere
along about 2D0 B. C. Scipio Africanus
took n jaunt to Sicily nnd thero eaw
somo barbers. They pleased him, and
ho brought 200 back to Home and had
his beard taken otf.
Scipio was 'n good deal of a Ward Mc
Allister in bis day, and the Roman
Bwells rapidly followed suit. After that
it got to bo a common Bight in Rorno for
a row of men to Bit until 13 o'clock Sat
urday night and listen for "Next!" But
this was only among the Four Hundred.
Tho bono and Binow of the Roman re
publio Bworo by their beards. All
through tho orient ehort hair nnd beard
less chins have always meant n condi
tion of mourning and servitude. A long
beard was priceless, und the Moham
medans Btill swear by their beards. The
prophet Ezekiel, as early as ObJ B. C,
was directed to tako n barber's razor
upon bis head and upon his beard in
sign of tho ruin to como upon Israel.
The men wero Bet free, but wero
ashamed to go to David with any of
their beard gono. Ho found them, how
over, and sent them on a vacation to let
their beards grow out. An old Greek,
known among Ms friend cs Zoilius,
who lived in 800 B'. C, and was dropped
off rt precipico for criticising Homer,
had a very long beard, and to solicitous
was be that long hair ou his head might
detract from Ihe strength ef the beard
that bo kept his noddlo clean shaven.
After Thomas More had taken leave of
his daughter at tho foot of tbo scaffold,
in 1533, his chief anxiety was that the
headsman might injure his beard.
Tho finest beard on record belonged to
Gillauno the priest, bishop of Clermont,
who founded tho college for Jesuits nt
Paris Into in tho Eighteenth century.
This beard was long, wavy and soft as
silk. But his beard wus his downfall.
His brother bishops became jealous of
it, and decided that it must come off.
This was decreed at it secret council,
and tho next morning when the priest
entered the chapel three men met him
with soap, hot water, n razor and shears
and laid hold of him. Ho bzoko away,
skedaddled and took refuge iu n castle,
where he died of vexation.
Tbo only exceptions where beards
have uot been considered as advanta
geous appurtenances were among the
Germans, the Egyptians nnd in the early
colonial days among the Puritans. The
ancient German youth was not allowed
to shave until lie had slain an enemy in
battle, nnd among the New England
Puritans long beards were sometimes
forcibly rcajwd, because the idea pre
vailed that pride lurked behind a vener
able beard. It was not until the begin
ning of tho pieaent century that the
long beard went ecttroly out of fashion.
Since then smooth f tuc have been ou
the increase, and any iierson who will
tako the trouble tu uotlco the men who
pass a given p iut for uu hour ou any of
tho busy streets of Chicago will sea but
a very few long Uuid-. It is not im
probable that iu .mother century, if the
beard is continually cropped, lite long
beard will no longer grow and will be
come a thing of hUtoiy aud story liookg.
Chicago Inter OreHii.
Tbo Author of uu lllil Campaign houaj.
There is satisfactory evidence that the
words of "Tippecanoe uwl T)ler, Too,"
were written by A. C. Ross, of Zunes
ville, O. This was the original song.
Tbo words then comprised only a com
paratively few verses. The song 'was
such a success that addition ware made
to them in all direction. Here is on
instance in point. The Whigs unexpect
edly carried the state uf Maine, electing
Edwaid Kent by a very small margin
for governor. This verse immediately
appeared:
Hate you beard front Miu, Main. Main,
oo4 news sjwl true?
It want, ball beat, for Got amor Kent, aod
Ttppecaaoa and TyUur loo.
A ad with them we'll beat Ulll Van. Van.
Van.
Ob. Van Is a "used up man." etc.
As regards the musio, it was adapted
from a familiar air of the times, which
had the uot very attractive name of
"Little Pig's Tail." Henry Russell was
an Englishman, and at that period war
the most popular conceit singer in tlitr
country. lie was a compu-r, but he
did not compose this lune, and prubab'y
would not have been veiy p.oud if he
had been credited with iu authorship.
It is altogether liki 1.. tiiut the Whigs
engaged hun to sing it in ii.u.iin, .t. he
told our correspondent thai h did sing
it a be stood mas mduw sur uie cor
ner of Washington and Milk street
Mr. Russell must be a gentleman wsjil
advanced in sears b this tune. It ta a
grtiat many year aiuce he ceased to sing
in publio in this country It may lu m
teNeong to kuow that hu is t
r w. ciarir uuaaeii the iiiiUjMiii. i
of nautical uo els. -bostoi
THE LIBERTY BELT.
Where cnngreM met and frrmtom flung
Our etarry banner to the brerco
Excitingly Its Iron tongiss
All thro that summer intrntng unug
Uur newborn liberties.
It toU thoeiidlug of the ui rill,
Thetiappy dawn of freedom's day.
And overland thero flashed n light
Of brotherhood ami hnmnli right,
Tbo end of kingly swny.
Oh, how tbo good old U II loU out
Tho joyous lnlo of freedom's WrlM
From east to wait, from north to south.
The measage of its brsiwn mslilh
Uolled all around the earth!
It RUDg I llll bttttlflflt Of tbc l"HfM.
The clorr of tliu bra o find f rcr.
And tHMvltng fmiii tt Mm-l ulnci?
It set Itio whole wide orM nlS?.j
WltbdrwinnoriiWrty.
Tis oltaitnl nttwa imw un w mil.
llot )f tt ct-lw ring nulrlluisil
111 rseUnit j'tn-o U Uuly fft-itaad
To f iredoni'i wn, lieruver found.
Until tho cm. uMIhu'.
L. S. Amonmin In Youth's Cointiul in.
tin: i nk, in. u:i,i:(iitA,.,
'"' '""' Mr..gt. tun. .
lug Wlv...
File trim! Ii.itim, ..ii .-
. " "o uoiii ueiir-oy
louii-, engaged a room nt a hotel tbo
oilier night, tm,t fru, stray hint, nlfT
iliuppoil the clerk uii.lci stood that they
io i.oiiig to engage festive iratno
of "ilinw."
For some llttl,, tlmo ,.n..
....c. miiiiiu.
motiN hud been concluded tho gentle
nun hung, u-,,1,1,.1 ih in,.,, ,,.,
one another, l.'h.,,!!,. t, ....
., . . "'J 'I"' l-IIH'M Ml
tho lot said:
'BOVS. I SlllilM.n ..... I
- - . fell ,
sruaroit,"
The reiiuiil.- im.t ..in i
. ....... ...... fct-llciUI upIO
batloti, nnd In u moment nil wctosup
pllutl nlth jitit- aud telegraph blanks.
Here arc tliQitiuKsiK.j.uii,,,....., ii.iH
loving wive1.:
'Will Hot bo homii until i.,
dropped into tuwn on Ids wny to
..uiope iiuii must seo hitii ou.
"Our book-keeper was binned out
thhiitti'iiioiiu.iiurt his child was badly
iujuicd. Will not bo homo until lnlo."
"Ilnioto b.'iliw... ti, iw...iu 'it.
cashier Is drunk iig.iln."
"Do uot extn.i'1 mu ii, tin i, ,..,.
as lam compelled to run up to Albany."'
nil tlio last or nil wusiigem. It was
from nil old man Ind man i.ii.l ..
thlselfcct: "Do not wilt up forme: If
you no yon will lju cry til-oil."
And then tho Hi omen, having ills
charged their duty :i humc, went up
stuir.i mul unboxed thoir chipi.
t'll.ll.l.-l.rltll .if H.u.iI'h . ,ru ... ...Ml . ' ,. .
I.imt'xl s!t. Hu. iii.ikt .xi.Hf ,1.,, ..... -
Try II, and realize It" beliellls.
Ill 181.1, Miss Kauili P. Mutlier in-
iciitnd tbo first hubumiiuo telescope.
Phirbo Cousins ucted lis sheilltnf
St. Ixiuis nfter her father's death.
Then niul Nun ,
Iu uiieleiit dais fur iii.nty mi lit,
U e used to tnl.il ll big til lie pill.
II did so surely tear mill glint-.
, We fell tor piirgaloiy iIih.
ill-l JV. Whl-ll M.-lt. IVll l.ll.,, ll, 11....'. t
aul tellels Tlieyutegeiillyiiiieileiitorilruiig
ly (atlmille, aceoiding to size ul dote. Cure
hick lleuil.iche, lllllousIIeail.uhe,C(iiisllpatloii,
Inilgestlon, llilluus Attack, auu all deraiufe.
melitsnf the Liter, Miililaili ana Unite's. Put
up In tl.ils. hi-riiictk-ully scaled. Iience iilnujs
Ire. Ii mid reliable. Purely tegrUble, tlieyuii
eiatu without disturbance to t lie kjstein, diet or
oei'iiiMtlon. sold bv druggists, at 25 cents a lap
Tho huuiblo are lutely hiimlluted:
the proud often.
Merit Wlm..
c t.veuc w say to our CIlllCllS, lUAl lilt
years we have hem selling Dr. King's New
DUcovcry for Consumption, Dr. King's
Now I.tfu l'iils, Uiiekleu's Arnica JSalto
Kleetilc lllllers, and b us never bandle.l
remedies that sell in well, or that have
nlveti such universal satisfaction. Wo do
not healtale lo guarantee llii iu crrv lime,
ami we stand reinli to refund the purchase
price, If satisfactory letulls do not follow
...v., ,i-v. i iic.d ir-iucuics nave nun tueir
great poiitnrltv purely on their lueil.s at
Kcber' Uritslore, Lelilxhton, and lilerv's
I'lUVSlOIC, IT-!S3IOri.
Att Intellect coutendod with liicon
gruous opinions is Immoral.
dipt, W. A. Abbott, wlm has long been with
Minis. IVrvlv.il and llatlon, Ileal LsUlte and
lUKtiranre llrokrr. ilea Mliii-t. It.u.c mi I.
oliu ui Hie best known and must leslit-ited btnl.
noss . men In that city, s.isi "lean testily tot lie
(iuu ipiauues in ciiauiueri.iin s uutign uellieili .
Hating used It in my lanill) for the istst elalit
eara t can salriysay It has nil eiuul forelllier
-olds nr rnmii ya mul .mi ,.,.,,1 iu.tnu ..... aiA
by N 11. Kels-ramt W. 1'. Win.
Mm. Marsh, of Chicago, Is tut tin
del taker
l.ltlug (jiiestlon
ate must estieiuid by etery Intelligent man and
wuliian. lleianueliii-lits t the liter, stomach
aiHlliovttls Slsa-dl V present tu us tlml tlnu
question of obtaining Telle!. It is at uuo luiilut
In Ur. Tierce's Pleasant Pellet, wlnrli Hire sick
Picada. he. Iilliuus headache, constitution, itull-
Sll"ll. bilious attacks, etc. luref vegetable
ami tieiieill) Harmless, tney ure uucitlaltsl us a
spts-ilie fur the complaint named, line liny,
angars-iMled Pellet a dose. Ill tiaK jseeuts,
Cai ry tt'i'lil 111 Jour tost-lmt-kel.
When nuiu gains a knowledge of tho
iullutte he achieve true freedom.
I have had catarrh for twenty leurs. and
used all kluks of remedies without ru'ief.
Mr. Smith, drticcist, of Lllllc Kails, re
commended Klv's t'reatu mini. The ef
fect of the (list anidluatlon was managed.
It allajeil the liitliiiiuiatieu ami the next
tiiernliig my head was as clcai a a hull.
I aui comiuced lis utu will efftci a perma
nent cure. It I soothing and pleasant,
and 1 str'Uifti urge Its use b. all sufferers.
net.. Tcrr, l.iiil tall, N. v.
The finest aspirations ot one who is
shire lo the piinj gu up In sukih?.
Ilutr Iu IteMil
your dot-tor's ivcsciIihIoii. rtend three
ce.nl stamps, to pay postage, and reielte
ur iauiiu.iiiii s ureal treatise ou dwevMi;
Illustrated tu colors: It elves IbelralEnt
and abbrcvialktiia. Address A P. Oidway
.v C'u . ill stop, Mass.
Mrs. Kimball, uf West Virginia, is
president of a railroad,
Far nuLuv tear air. 11. F. 'iiuuuumiii. ol lies
aiuine, luwa. wa aviwei) aniiettd wttn im.u
le dtarrluea lie sals: "At IIMics tt was ten
latere, so murU so that 1 feared Itwuu'ileud
my lift.. About Mrn lears agu 1 t-iiaueedie
procure a butuv of lAtautueruuii si ohc, Uhulera
and lnurrbiea lleiutsl). It gave me piaiupl re-
llel, and 1 uelleve cured luu prnnaueliuy, an 1
now eat ur dilnk wltbuut liaim slilllimg 1
iAMMiae. 1 lure alsn used It Iu in family with
Uie ueal rculb." I'm .ale ) N. II. littler and
W. r. Wert.
Hun Mr. Ii) rr ftttciie beats.
Ur. Dyer lives on a small island near
Seven Hundred Acre Island, Islesboro.
He take n pole several feet In length.
to which is attached a number of com
mon oodflah books with lanyards several
feet in length. The hooks are Kilted
with a barring. This oontrivamw I
anchored and buoyed, the hooks being
just below the surface. The seals in
swallowing the herring become booked.
Mr. Dyer ha taken a large number la
this manner. Eastern Argus.
The Lady Was Not tb. (IUo,t.
An Irish family once had a ghost so
I troublesome that they sent for detec
I tires. One of these men late at night
I fell asleep iu his chair. The lady of Use
I bouse chanced to ootne into the room
I and could sot resist toe temptation tv.
i groan and rattle her keys. She had
never played ghost before: it wa a ue
DMttUr wttiacretloa. But the lailtce
man did not, aad oould hardly be ex
pected to, believe this. He said It wa
kardlr wortA whils to Mm Up hw
I Dablin, ana be wrthdnw W sWssJIIti.
Yet the lady was not really law JTpl
lie was sulking ui retu-enat. 'Mttos
doubt k bnm cast tdi tb SBIssss uf
hauutod houso. even among reAeoti&g
London Uluatwtod Nam
$1.00 n Yeor in Ad vine
liana
HruS!
CfixtiUaaraaja
Nothing like it
Dr. Pierce's Favorite Prescrip
tion. It's as peculiar In itSjSBompo
sition, as in its curative cflKts, in
all the diseases and disorddb that
afflict womankind. It's a legitimate
medicine .an invigorating, restora
tive tonic, a soothing and strength
ening nervine, and a positive rem
edy for female, weaknesses and
ailments. All functional disturb
ances, irregularities, and derange
ments are- cured by it. There's
nothing liko it in tho way it acts
there's nothing liko it in tho way
it's sold. It's guaranteed to givo
satisfaction in every case, or the
money paid for it is promptly re
funded. Head the guarantee on tho wrap
per. You loso nothing if it doesn't
hehi you but it will.
Tho system ii invigorated, tho
blood enriched, digestion improved,
mciancnoiy ana nervousness dis
pelled. It's a legitimate medicine,
the only one that's guaranteed to
givo satisfaction in tho cure of all
"female; complaints."
The Featurrs of tlie Caiurl.
Apart from differences iu species, to
enumerato tho parts of tho camel is to
cataloguo instances of evident design.
His long neck, giving wide rango of
vision in desert marches and enabling
him to reach far to the meager desert
shrubs on cither Bide of his pathway.
The cartilaginous texture of his mouth,
enabling him to cat hard nnd thorny
plants the pasture of tho desert. Ears
very small nnd nostrils largo for breath
ing, but also specially capable of closure
by valveliko folds against tho fearful
simoom. Eyes prominent, but protected
by a heavy overhanging tijuwr lid,
limiting vision upward and guarding
from the direct rays of tho noonday Bun.
Cushioned feet, peculiarly adapted for
ease of the rider and the animal alike.
Five horny pads to rest on when
kneeling for burden or repose on tV,- hot
sand. His bump not a fictional, but a
real and ccknowledged reserve storoof
nutriment, as well as nature's packsad
die for the commcrco of ages havo you
ever' thought of tho relation between
your morning cup of Mocha and the
hump of n camel in Yemen? His wa
ter reservoirs in connection with the
stomach not, as in tlio occidental "Ara
bian Nights," for thirsty travelers, but
for tho animal himself, nnd enabling him
when in good condition to travel for fivo
days without water. Rev. S. M. Zwemor
In Christian Intelligencer.
Xlrooklyii'a ltoomy Park.
Brooklyn Is becoming quite a town
foT parks, and the taxpayers havo nover
been known in recent years to object to
having their money spent for such pur
poses. Thero was a great outcry thirty
five years ago, when tho laying out of
Prospect park was suggested, but no
body now worries becauso tho project
was carried through. The city made a
very profitable bargain in buying the
E10 1-0 acres contained in that park and
paying only $3,918,370.70 for thein, Binoo
then the city has expended $3,848,800.3J
on construction nccount, making this
one park represent an expenditure of
0,SCS,S31.0j, but if it was put on tbo
market tomorrow it would easily sell for
twice that amonnt.
This is tho biggest breathiug spot in
the city. It contains 110 acres of wood
land, 77 acrca of lakes, 70 ncros of
meadow land and 259 1-6 acres of plan
tations. Trt neenmmodntn owners nf
horses thero aro 9 miles of drives and
3 1-10 miles of bridle roads, while the
most cnthusiastio pedestrian ought to
be satisfied with his 12 miles of walks.
In addition the national guard litid the
bosoball players are provided with a
plot of level greensward known as tho
parado grounds, and covering nn area of
40 acres. New ork Times, .
Tne Ul.1 st ay or uaklug, .
Bake kettles to supplement tho bri
ovens to this day are used on 'outfit
plantations. These kettles or ovens are
placed upon tho coals In huge fireplaces,
on the covers of which were put coals
so that both top and bottom would bake
alike.
Joknnycake aud shortcake were often
baked upon n board tilted la front of
tho Are upon the hearth. The turning
ot these cakes icquirod a sleight of
hand trick Incomprehensible to my
youth, but my mother always did it
deftly enough. Small tin bakers, closed
on three sides, wero afterward sub
mitted for the johnusenke board.--Troy
Tims.
tVld. Column aud Iho Eyesight.
Eye experts insist that people who
wish to preserve their eyesight will do
well to confine their reading as far as
possible to round, fat faced type, aud to
avoid that which is tall and thin. It
was the shape of the type ot tho tun
edition of Dante produced at the French
txposition almost as much as its minute
ness which blinded some of tho persous
engaged in correcting the sheets.
Another important point is to avoid
too wide a column or the eye is strained,
The only way to neutralize tho tendency
to such strain is to torn the head from
side to side, after the manner of short
lighted people. The width of a column
of reading matter ought not to exceed
at the outside two inches, because that
is about the natural range of the eye
when the head is kept motionless,
Pittsburg Dispatch.
Where Kiuerald Com from.
Now emerald mines nave lieen discov
ered at Vegetable creek, in New South
Wales. They are yielding many fine
stones, but the supply is still mainly de
rived from the ancient deposits in the
United States of Colombia, which have
been worked for more than three cen-
tnriee. There the gems are dug out of
black limestone by primitive methods,
with pickax and blasting. New York
, Ban.
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