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"INDEPENDENT" "LIVE AND LET LIVE."
VOL XX. No. 39.
Reading jlR. -System.
Lehigh Valley Division,
. ArranRemert of Passenger
j V i TalD,
' L- ,J ScilBDl'LE IN EFFECT
May 15 ,1892.
TIIAIN3 I.KAVK LKIIKIHTO.V
For Nenaik niul New York 8.28, T.1, and 11.4,
a.m., SOU, o.9l!& 7.2s p.m.
For ManunLa Chunk and flelvldere 5.W, 0.SI8
o.oo, a. ni.; is.iu, .s7aud7.wpiii.
For Lainbettvllle anil Tientou .", 9 00 and
ll.U a.m.; ami S 1 37 p.m. '
ForoUtlnirton, Catasauqiia, Allentown, lletli
le'jeln, and lilltnn, 5.SS, IU7, 7.40, 9 00, 0 64, 11.12
. in . U nt '1 12. Ana. i XI. a A. h.-A Hint' 10 27 ti in.
For Philadelphia ana iminls south at 5.28, tl.47.
w.&4 aim 11-12
t a. 111. : 2.42. S.II0, 437, 0 22 and
For Iteadliieatid llarrlsbui i! 7.40 and 1 1.12 a.m,
p. in
.1.00, 3.22 and 7.20 II 111.
For Uonmans, Lehlgli (lap, Clierryfurd, Ijii
rv's, White Hall, CopUy, and llokeiidaiiqiia
628,0.47. 900 9.51 &i.12 a. 111.; 2.42,4.37,
5.22, and 10 27 ii, m.
For Maucli Cliurk 0.S2, 7.4.1. 9.30, 11 W and 11JW
a.m. . 1.10, 3 07, 4.10, MS, 7.17, 8.W, 9.33ll. 111. and
uooNichi.
Tor Yveatherly and Hatleton 0 92,7.43 9.30 and
11.63 a in.: 4.10, 0.15,7.17, 10 64 p.m.
For Malianoy City, Shenandoah and Ashland
.52, 7.43, 96 and 11.63 a 111.; 4.10, 5.15 & 7.17 p in.
For 111. Oarmel and limoklii0 62, 7.43 and
11.53a.m.; 615p.m. '
For Pottsvtlle KM. 7.43, 7.10, 0.M 11.12 and 11.93
ft. m., 3 00, 4.111, 7.17 and 7 20 p.m
For While Haven, Wllkesbarre and Bcrautnn
7.3,.36 and 11.53 a.ln.; 4.10, 6.15, 1.17 and W.W
ii. m.
For Plttston ami 1 S 11. Jnnct., 7.43, 9,36, and
11 53 a.m.; 4.10, 5.1), 7.17 and 10.54 p, in.
For Hmkliannock 7,42 and 11.53 a. in.; 4.10.
0.15 and 10.61 p.m.
ForlHeKO, Auburn, llhaca and Ueuevall.6
a.m.; lo 51p.m.
For Lace vllle. TowaiuU. 8ajie, Waverlv, M
nilra, Itocliester, buffalo, IS'agrtia Falls (mil the
West It 53 a.ni,;and 10 51 p. in.
ForEhnlia and the West ila Salamanca at
4 10 p in.
SUNDlW THA1NS.
t'ur New York 6.07 and 11 17a m.j 5 1 and 7.20
p. in
ror Philadelphia 7 37 a. in.: 2.52, .1 17 and 7 20
p. m.
For Easton and Intermediate Slatioii4.il.07,
7.57, 11.17 a.m. ; 12 62, 2.62. 8.17 mid 9.02 p. In.
For Maucli Chunk 8.14, e.50, 11.16, 11.33 11 53
a. m. ; 8 OS, 6.15, 8.44. and 9.33 p. III.
1 or .leaning in e.07 a. in.; 2.62 and 7.20 p. m.
Por Uazletou 9.50, and 11 53,a.m.; 3 08 and 10.64
p. in.
For ItahanoyClty and Shenandoah 9.50,11.53
a. ni., and 3 OS p. m.
For 1'ottsvllle at 2 52 p. in .
For White llaten, Wllkes-lSarre, I'lttston,
Tunkhannock.loivanda, Sayre. Itliaca,lenea,
Auburn, Klnitra, itocliester, niilfalu, Niagara
I'alls and the West 1064 p.m.
For hirlher particulars Inquire of A cents for
Time Tables.
A. A. McI.F.OI), President ami (len'l Manager.
C. i. HANCOCK, General Passenger A Kent.
rlilUdelplila, Pa.
A. W. NONNES1ACIIER, Ass't ficncral Pas
senger Agent, South Uethleheni, I'a,
May 14, '92, ly
.-GO TO--
WILSON FRANTZ
The New Jeweler,
Bankway, - Lehighton. Pa.,
roit
Watches, Clocks and, Jewelry
ol every description, at prices lower than else
where. Particular attention paid to
Repairing of Every Description.
A practical experience ot oer ten jears
enables me to guarantee satisfaction In eerv
particular. Oh Pine atrial and be romtucetl.
xour paironae is resecuuny solicited.
WILSON F11ANTZ. B.inkwny
PElR(E (OLLKE
of BUSINESS
fl' . . . 1 ia H'l inrii hoiik, 1 Mill mn linn ihimjuio iiij-
Aheh c1m eommercUl choy sffotdmi fprov!16 nelf, helm oer TJ jearsof aci; will sell my ined
quipmaot for buwnw iny 1VuinVf.?iStVcil ' IcIups onlv. 1 lute tio eminent lihyslcUns con
ONftlj
ripb j been Kld.t to tU Lmlnew curm U
icfl"nVnd a. .petutlT 8tJ Hhttio ol twit-
VMM. h Uo introdutfcd iib itw fuiilui.;ie
Zf ZZdinf FU nd Winter Uttu USip T ucj-d.
Batit 6th ISO. ApirhoiilBin Wiikmw tpao r"r
rlSt oeoeiJ, F-r CJIs Ai.uu.l. bUt baud
Taos MiTPHBCE Pli P.HilniirUndloiinder.
Wall Paper.
ni.aan IIIatiL- In f no li I 111,1 i
Pressed Papers. AIjo, Felts and Ingrains,
with Handsome Frelzes.
PICTURE HOD AND COVR.
WINDOW SHADES
:eaJy to hang, or put up to order.
Paint, OilVarnisli. Glass, Brushes
Painting and I'aper Hanijln?, by coui
fetent workmen, In any part of Hie coumv-
Bojkj, fclatlonery and Faucv Goods,
always a large slock at
E.F.LuCkenbaGli
61 Broadway, Mnuch Chunk.
fincTTO
SPENY
"Corner Store"
Oranp, Lemons, Bananas, Nnls,i
Aples, Celery, Cranlmi:,
Grap Talilc Raisins, Confer
tians, Fancy Daslets, Queens-
.
ware, and a fell line of Hicc;
Groceries.
l owost prices, good treatment,
prompt djljvcry
Call and "e Us.
(Corner Store,
LEHIGHTON PA.
Henry Miller,
LEHIGHTON,
PLANING - .UILL.
UANUtUOTUUKK ur
Window and Doon Frames,
Doors, Shutters,
window taalioa,
jptloulditigs, Uraokets,
AND DBAI.BR IU
All Kinis of Dressefl' Lnnilier
BhlngloB, Pailings,
Hanilook Lumber. &C..&C.
, ,
Very Lowest Prices.
Frciesslonal & Business Cards:
DR.U T. imi
172 Main Street, nalh, Pa.
iT Hanoor. lJaoApwxv itooait, mqndavs.
at lURioif, Swan UorRi TtirtnATS.
AT KRTftl'KHKMi SUN 11 0 TBI, WkDSBHOAYS.
T At LFNTOWN, OHANM OKNTHAt,THUK9DA V
IT llATH, riUPAVB ANH HATU11DAY8.
(mice Hours From fl a. m. to p, m. Traction
(mlte-lto diseases of tlie
Eye.EaivNbso&Jhroat
ier Also, Uefrartlonolttie llyes or the adjust
nieiilol glasses.
F. I. SMITH, D. D. S.,
Oftlce opposite the Opera House
Knnk Street, .eh -,l ton., J'n.
IlKNTISTItV IN ALL ITS II11ANC11ES. ,
Filling and maklnK artificial dentures a special
ty. lAical anesthetles used.
Uas administered and Teeth Filracted WITH
OUT PAIN.
OFFICE HOURS: From 8 . m., to 12 ni., from
1 p. m., to 5 p. m., from 7 p. m., to 8 p. in.
Consultations In EiiRllshor Oeiman
Offloe Hours at Hazleton-Eiery Saturday.
Oill5-87-IV
A.S.Rabenold,
liKijrit ojvick i Over J. W. Haiidenlm.h'
Liquor Store,
BANK BTnEUT, LEIildllTON.
riitiilrvln all Its hranches. Teelh Extracted
. ithoul Pain. Uas udmlnlstel ed w hen requested.
(itHce Days-WF.DNESPAY ol each neek.
PO. odliess, iLLENIOWN,
3-jl lLehfhcountv.Pa.
W. M. Rapaher,
ITTOHNEY 4Hi COUNSELLOR AT LAW,
First door above the Mansion House,,
MAUCII CHUNK, - - PENN'A.
Ileal Estate and Collection Acencjr. Will Buy
ind Sell Ileal Estate. Conreyanclnn neally done.
Collections promptly made. Settling Estates of
Deo.'dents a specialty. May be consulted In
rliellsh and Herman 110V.22-U
THE CARBON HOUSE,
Henry Drumbore, Prop'r,
FIRST HTREET, LEIIIQIITON, PENN'A.
The Carhon House lias lieeu renovated and
lmproel throuehaiit; It Is electric lighted and
velMentllated.and la among the Best Hotels In
this section of the State. The pationate of the
public is solicited. Rest accommodations for
permanent and transient custom. Charges very
moderate. Fine Liquors, treshlieer and 1 oner,
and (looil Clf;ai s, for sale at the liar.
June IS, 'i)2-ly.
PROF. ALEXANDER BODDROU,
BonJrofl's MiracDlons Remeiies.
Liberal Mlndetl rioslclntit lmlorse Them
As being Die (Ire a test
I)iscoeiy'ot the Age.
1'uslthe cure wlitn unt-d
In accordance to Inn ruc
tions, In diseases here
tofote to-called Incur
uble. llditberlrt, aslh
111a, hrmichtiK catairli,
riiiiijt'Miiii ui nit- iiiiiiii,
llhereiult of sunstroke,
, aiwi'!tfxj and Ihuhs
1 imr.it j ztu restoied to
itiflr naturjl cotidilton.
. Hnltie.hlnaiid hone disease en red
Uheumatlsm
si'lallca, neuralgia. Hilda's disease ot the Kid
neys, liver coiHtdalnt. di'senterv. and so-called
simutJi, iiruimiiin. tiiiKHia unrnao ii mid kiu-
neys, liver comidAlnt, flysenterv, and so-called
l 11 run tiiwtisi art1 vuurfiy
rdip nt mv on 11 urennrihi?.
heart disease are entirely cured by pure medi-
1 JiurliiK nine ears oer 1C.CW persons have
1 used theue medltlnes and ftio living witnesses
nected nllh me lo attend tocallimf l Hie resi
dences of I he sick If required.
TKSriMON!Af.S.
NBWTOWN, Feb. iT, 1891.
learHir--lo those suffering from Spinal
trnuide, KrnralgU, ScUtlca, lleait Diseases and
ItheiiiiMlNm, 1 would highly lecommend Prof,
lioudiou's leniedies; 1 was a suite re r of these
complaints for sears at tiniest vtas hardly able
to move; could not straighten in) self. Hie pain
and ayony was Inexpressible. Uoctored with
everal idiisli-Uiis fir vtflri! found tint liltle
, lelief. not permanent, uutillwas cured by his
j medicines; bis Is unsurpassed; would highly
recommend I'rof. lloudrou s liniment and ined-
-w
Itespect hilly yours
M. J. Vatiaitdalen,
Wewton, llucks eo., Ta.
' XKWTOX.lVb 17.1801.
I'itnt'. llOUllROL',
Dear blr Allow ine low rile min testimony
of or mettU'lne, 1 can say to all those suffer
Inn wllh ailments ot my descilptiou, woular
commend l'uf. lloudrou's niedu-ines. Itn
rioifl p.un in my stumacn tor a longtime.
suffering tdnhardlj ho described by words,
deiirhed me ol sleenatnluhts: would lie a a
suffering with pain for hours at a time. Doctored
willi several plijhiclan; their niediclue woutd
for awhile relieve me, hut would sooh lose their
effect; hv using I'rof. lloudrou's remedies nave
been entirely cured; would recommend his rem.
edtes to Untie suffeilng with tdmilor complaints.
Itespccnil yoiiH,
1. M. Vunartsdalen,
New ion, Bucks ca., ra.
Office and laboratory open dally from T a. in.
JtgJ y. in. Cill or write to
ALiiXANDKit nounnnu,
17L'T Noun Tenth Mreet.
nov. 7. '01-tv. rhiladelphU, I'A
Send 2 rent stamp for aluable book,
FIFTY DOLLARS for
LIFE SCHOLARSHIP.
,Tj3 ollirr Hetiout C4n do a
uiui Ii for VuuDit Un
AQd VVlrtOttU
s
BUSINESS
COLLEGE
1700 Chestnut Street,
I'liuauclplila
You pay us W educais
wuu iubiibi you vt V
GOOD SITUATION.
GOOI
.S. tui you ft
- yt if
ftsK more t Lircuun rrts
on uauf iuu paper.
RUSINRSS or SHORTHAND,
..u wt.,i.un
AMERICAN BUSINESS College.
Allkntowh. I'a .before deeulinir wheietotfo,
Ihoiiiih jou n.uv the a thousand iulteaHa). It
Maud at the hutulof (XiiniHeri-lal IToIIkm, iu Hi
eduimtiunairliarai'ter: Jtsa medium liir tnmilV'
iiik biisuifu men vslih traint-d and capable
nUtunu. us a ineaus of pUelK anibitimn jouiiji
inn and ladles ottthe iiutd to tuereM, and lu
Die extent, elf saHte and cost of Ma efiidnnieidtt
81 it Hrinimte liiartnieiU with as many OourHt
of Study. under tlit inunal atiiwnhtou (t Ktfht
InMiuetorH-all NjelallM. llliwtiaiel Oala
loipe limited to any addreui. free Add rem,
O O. nOHNHV, Prln,
rrieae menelon tlm juiiht. C2T-fm
TO CONSUMPTIVES,
The undentiiiued havlnu tn-fii llorf-dih
health bj aliuid; uif aiiH. atirrmiltfrluit furklav
eral wars wllh a aeiere lung anwlltm, and el
dread dtwafttfCuuKtmiidloii. tU uiuioiu to iiak
knoHti to in teiiuw suncreri llie man oinira
ioimiMHiio aeaueiitiie win I'Uwiiuiiat'M
itfev ot eliarge) a ropy of the ift(rlidluii uard
uhU'h lhv ulll find a wire cuiefttr
OUkUUiat-
lou, Aaituua, iiroiuiiiut ana ail inroat awl
11 throat hiuI
Iuur Maludlen. lie botf all iufler-r will Iff
Ilia reniWlv, af It la lavaluable. 'Jtuwe ilwtrHK
tbtfHeaeriptwi.li'1! will cotot tlm not hi an.
aim may nna a uiwmk. win mho ru,
Her. KiMVAiin a. wii-soN, Utookiin.
J. A. PHILLIPS,
UKiLtK IK
Pianos and Organs,
WKiaaroirr. pa.
17nnr Cudliul IteatWH WU You BUt
HbouUBuy
ftrrbWtm can tux tHaaoi t
ad Qgami
I Subscribe for the Carbon
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fism
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.THE
CARBON
ADVOCATE
The People's Paper.
RATES :
I.0Q A YEAR
In Advance.
We Make
Fine Job Work
A' Sj. ecialty,
At Lowest Prices.
Office North First Street,
Lehighton, Pn,
We haye also
opened a first-class
Jobbing
Department
in Aaron Snyder's nuw blook, at
the Eastern end ot'tho leliich
UriilKe, in the BOROUQir QP
WKISSPOItT, where nil orders
for Job Printina will be ex.
phtioulv and cheaply exe
Subscription, for theCarbon
Advocate also raceived and
receipted ibr,
II. V. MORTHIMKIt,
Propr.
Lehighton, Carbon County, Fenna.. August 7 1892.
THE GREAT
German Remedy!
-rmiTiin rnn Tiir mm u
TRUTHS FOR THE SICK.
I ImJ tmldl
hero Si t. I
rem wllll
rcure.
tor thon ilinth)
1.000 Wll
UlllousSiellndetien(l
fornraFOwbero
onsnLriiunliiTTERfl
rnim iirrTCits
it will euro Ton.
notnsBist or
T7iTviTniniritTi1
icver raus.
Lhtttlrcdnndallftone
fecllniTi If eo nsr
sntrmin Hitteus;
Cleanse UieTltiatcd
iloo'l-Ebei! von see
ita luii"iritles burst
n win ruro youi
nffttirouRii the eUu
n I'lmnles.ltlntrbes.
OMITULtrt'M U 111 I HIT
cloself con fined In
1 ml ftnrPH. Itplv nn
tne mills and work
IMJI.I'HUH JlITlbRS,
inopi; rierks.vnone
not nrofuresifllr.lenl
inn ucaiui will loi
low.
exercise, and allwhol
are ronnneii indoors,
should uso PULrnuit1
MfLl'llUll lllTTklte
will rure I.lverCom
IIITTKRS, TtlCVWl
imint. ioirt)iedis
'nurtured: It ulll purr
ot then bo weak and
sir my.
If rntt sin lust ulal.l
MII.I'IICTII IUttehbITI
to suffer from Itheum
vTiiiuuiKiyotiupnnn;
Imake you strongnnd!
atlsm, use a bottle of
SCLFIICR HITTFRS;
it ni'vrr laiin m run"
KiiLt-nuit itm KH1
Ijou'Ikj nlthout a
bottle, Try It 1 you
trill make rour blood
I'urc, nun ami mrong,
win mn iriini iw
imi j our iimu niirua
lillllit'S lu (iL'lll'Jltc
'irr 8ULPHUK Hit
health, who are all
run down, should mr
rr to. night, and
3UI fHUH lUTTFK.
wv fppj tiptter for It.
you win Bieen wp
tin tou want the best Medlrnl Work nulilialmlf
Bend S S-ceat elnraps to A. I. Okuwat A Cq
poston. Maes., and, recelro a corr.fpppi '
CHARLIE LEE,
CHINESE LAUNDRY,
roner& DiiUtllng opposite Post dillce,
1HST ST., I.K1 110 IITOX, TA.
Hott tiken In every ilay of I tie week
and pronipilj ntinuleil to.
Kaujil Waslitni: done at very reasonable
rales. ,
l'ATHONAOK SOI.It'ITKD.
HAVE VOUIt
relEM, Baaaap anil Parcels
DELIVERKIl AV
John F. Hottenstein.
'areful attention oahl lo U10 Ilcllverv nf
frelulit, liascase and raripls o 1 tun
of tovn attlio lowest ptlros. A share of
pub'lo palionsje Is respectfully sollcllei'..
SSr.cavo onlers at Seens'. ICocb'a
or iieiDengiuirs.
k RoWs Safety Lantern,
J. B SOHOLL, agt,.
Lehighton, Caihon county.
It is Self LiKhtintr, Xon-Kxplosivo.
wun u &eu wick itegumtor.
Just Right Im Railroad Men !
ritce-n.iln, l.W. Mekle, 52.00.
Don't buy any other until you have seen this
popular i.tnieiu.
The Celebrated
Cypress Sliing'lc.
Guai&nteert'ftill length.
Thovery hoat ShiiiKle lit tho Market,
Manufactured by
RICKERT & SNYDER,
Ulareiuont, liglul.i.
FOR SHE 15J WEISSrORT BV
. J. K. RIOKBItT,
IIKAI.1 U IN
All Kinds of Building Lumber
Seidcl's Bakery,
irfet Street, LHilKhtou, ou IH alwftH find
rreabeitand llet
BREAD AND CAKES.
Rye, Wheat nnd Vienna flrend
Fresh Every Hay. Our Vienna l'.read c.uniol
be exeelled. We restertfully sullelt your patron
age, watcti lor ttie waeon.
Suidcl's Vienna linker',
Opp. Obert'n, IfllSST ST.. I.E1IK1HTON, I'A
II Yon Have
AltNEli t& SOLT,
1'roprletors of the
Portable Steam Saw Mil
liu v. 111 ilo your work at Reasonable lialea.
liiwiuiaxcK, UNION Hiix, East Wkiss.
ronT, Ti. net. 21, 'Ol.yJ
To Contractors and Bnilta,
The undersigned rannounees to (lontraetors
and Builders that he has now opened tilt stone
quarry, ai Heaver I tun, nnd U preared tosupply
Building' Stones
In any quantity at reasonable rates, lie also
km-iw a suupiy ai ma reiueuert on mm. ON
aiilKKT, to supply limned late demand.
HXULINd oteverv dfterttillait. tirnmntiv nt.
tended to,
Asa. nonitaiitlv on hand n full mni.lv nriti
Flour and Food,
wulcu he U sell at Lntet market l'rtoea.
CHARLES TRAINER,
SECOND HTHKET, l.KHHHITON. VA
Weissport Mm Directory.
Oscar Christman,
U KlSSltlliT, 1-A
Livery nnd Ea-cluwje Sluhles.
Easy ruling earl Uuea aud sale drliinii Unnes
M4 iMemiiinodatloa4 to ageiiUdvt!ere..it
Mall and MegrapU orders prouipllr attended to
nive nie a trial. itiayit-ly
TUB FRANKLIN IIOUSK,
1SAST WKIIWrOItT, I'KNN'A.
This fakUM oners nrst-elaaa aeeomiHMlatMMia to
Jim irnawNkl Wrder and (aiuwot guest.
i m" p. irw, vwjy i,hk jMHir pefjpay.
joiik HKuiiia, I'roprtetvr.
Stoves,
Tinware.
Heatora and
Hanges,
In Great Variety nt
Samtjel Graveu'r
Popular Storo, Hank Street.
Roaring aail Spouting a apeciai
ty. Stove repairs furnished
on short notice
lteasonable!
FANCIED EXPERIENCE OF A WORLD,
A Uttlo vorId inhabit od by men
Had Rwnnff for hkvh 'rottod Its central aim.
Until its peonle came to kntur all stars
Within their range of t Islon.
Each they named and weighed and menurefl,
Computtd wllh their snectrofroia
What metals burned In this and what In thai,
Until thoir wise men thouffbt thr knew It ull
No wonder was there hut they told its lawt
All things from nebula they formed,
And all r winced to a) item,
Until tboy lost all sight of Oo4
And said he wa a prlnrlple
lleld helpless In the (jrapp of cbnwtelea law
W hlch he as well as others mint 1) ,
The future of lhelr mm wnantl lnKI nut
iif inese wise wientist, and cut and dried
t'ntllonedn ()ol laughM nt the Httte fools
And sent hU inranenKfr to fetch them.
Then from out a distant luul of epnee,
Never f-ouctlvod hj that mny world.
. runriDffvurapi 01 utenaous Rite
Hushed with a sn Iftuoss Indescribable,
And passliitt chwp, w ti bin snmo million loairus,
Lashel with lis tlory talU that aauey world.
And, sncklnd U away from Its old win,
Whirled It, as In dprlilnn. thmntrh tlm mM
And dragged It flarnlnir mat aomo thousand
siars
For all ta wonder and in mnrt-f.1 At
Then flung It far out Into vasl y space.
Where no sun w as, nhere n Unht eame.
And there It turned Into a blackened ball
And froze till (Sod found better use, for It.
2iCV OTK Bun.
Nllll T.AriCKIl A VKJJNV.
nw n I.1H1.V AVItH B Hank Arrntuit Hail to
Act ii. N'cwal,03-.
There nro sonio thluprs moro cmlmr-
riMlnir tlinn to simply bo without
money, snys r Xow York pnper. One
f theso U to bo n Harlem lady down
town with four cents. Nino miles
from a seventh lloor nest ami short
ouo cent Is worse than Sheridan 1M
miles away on a thoroiiRhbed horse. A
Urty who lives In Harlem ami Is accus
tomed to spending her small change In
contiguous shopping districts found
herself in this unfortunate predica
ment a day or two ago. She didn't
make tho discovery until, slio had
reached tho platform of the elevated
railroad to return homo then she nl
rnost fainted. Sho had purchased an
evening paper as slio came up and was
short just that one cent. Slio hud over
traded. Tho amount as small, but
the deal was quite as dlsasterous in
her case as if she had been short 500
shares of IJeaslng when the ooal com-
lino fol hold ot it. Sho felt through
everything composing her costume
likely to contain monoy, nnd added
and subtracted aud multiplied and
divided, but only tho four cents io-
malned. Conscious of tho scowls of
tho cold, synical gatoman and tho curi
osity of those who noticed her at all,
sho modestly withdrew from tho stair,
not however, before n gentleman lifted
his hat politely and .Inquired If she
had lost anything.
"X no; oh, uol thank you" sho had
ropllod confusedly, nnd got away.
Sho was neither good-looking nor
young. It Is painful tQ admit this, but
it Is necessary for tho truth of history
and to show why slio didn't go right
along through anil have a dozen gen-
men to assist her, lleing neither good
looking nor young and accustomed to
tho seclusjou of Harlem, sho wus ex
ceedingly timid of the world that roars
and seethes in lower Ilroadwny. It was
after 1 o'clock,nnd a few acquaintances
sho could think ot had gouo home, sho
felt certain. When sho paused at the
bottom of tho elevated stops her knees
knocked together so violently she
could hardly stand up. Her lirst
thought was the boy who sold her the
paper perhaps he'd tako it back.
"Awn 1 w'at are yo given mo ?' said
tho boy when this was suggested.
"I'm giving you tho paper, if you'll
givo mo back that cent I n-neod It to
goliomoaud" Oh, tho humilating
confession !)
"Uats I Come lf yer perch now, old
woman 1 1 ain't no chump 1"
"Old woman!" Gracious heavens I
Ml for ono ceut, too and she with a
bank account and a husband with a
bank account and throo children with
a bank account. H was dreadful, but
sho was desperate. If t his boy wouldn't
lako back the paper she would havo to
beg ono cont of somebody, and that
oh, dear! Such horrible pooplo do that
every day aud nobody would bollevo
her I So she pleaded with tho boy to
buy tho paper.
"Hero give mo apaper I" said unian
of the crowd grullly shoving a ceut in
to her haud. Ho had just come along
and caught at tho first paper extendod
as ho made for tho stairs; but as he put
tho penny In her hand he noted, half
blindly, that tho hand was whito aud
soft aud the lingers wore handsome
rings. Ho had reached tho second
step before this got lodgment in his
busy brain, and then ho lookod buck
and said:
"Well, I'm dashed I 1 didn't know
there, was so much money In tho news
paper business I"
Tho poor, blushing lady, clulcning
her ceut, hurried across to the other
stair and reached home to fall into
hysterics when she told her husband
And he, tho brute, almost has hysterics
ovcry timo ho tells of It.
IrLliWlt.
Ail Irishman told his friend that he
had defended him against the abuse of
his enemy.
"What did the sonuudrel nay of inoT'
said hi frioiid.
"He said you aro not (It to onrry g4ir
base to a benr."
"Did he? I nin glad you were there
to defend mo. What did you mrr
Why.ofoourfco I contradicted him
In tho llatlokt terms and slleuced him
In a minute, for I deeUred tliat you
were."
Pay me the lx-nnd ight-peno you
owe me," said an Irish atlorney to one
of hit clients.
"For whatf"
"For tho opinion you had of jue.'
"Fnitli, I never had any opinion ot
you lu all my life."
An Irish girl told her forbidden lover
the was longing to poawess hU portrait,
and intended to obtain it.
"Hut how if your friends ee Itf iu
quired he.
"Ah! but I'll tell the artist not to
make it like you; sn they won't know
it."
"Xow, Patrick," mid a judge, "what
do you say of the charge? Are ynu
guilty or not tjullty?"
"FMHi, but tiiafh (liUloult fur yer
honor to sav, ltt alone meselt! Wait
till I iHMr the evhleuce."
The world is full of ieople who are
always looking for a sledge hammer to
crack a peanut.
The greatest of all duties is the ires
ent one. Vou cunt do business for
eteruity on a credit basis.
Many live contain whole chanters
Keodnee, not a word of which i. eter
put on a toibUetode. '
All men tre alike when it cotoen to
dentil end dollars.
A man la cat, end the people too
often abut him up in the saint, room
with the oonary.
A FALSE PROPHECY. "
Would be prophets tell us
i . Wo shall not roknow
Them that walked our fellows
, la tho ways below!
Binokliiff, smoldering lopliela.
BtMlulna, hnpotcaaplalutll
! Droary, mole eyed prophets)
lVr, skin ilcilliii Mints!
i Knowing not the Father,
What their prophecies?
Grapes 6f such Bono gather
On!? thorns and !!
-fleorco -Mncilonald In Ootmopolltan.
"ETYMOLOGY MADE INTERESTING."
The Origin nnd t!,trlni, lliutntlon ,,
Some Knsllftli Snruamea.
A magazine article by Sir Herbert
Alaxwell present lu a very readable
form tho derivation of a number of
common names. It will bo nows, for
example, to many of nr readers that
Snooks was once known as Sevcnoake.
Some persons are not nwaro that Eliza
beth Is to bo accounted an uncouth form
of Isabel, which was fount (1 fiom Isa-
beau on a false supposition that Iaabeau
was masculine. Ellin, It Is stated, is
not n shortened form of ElUnbeth, but
is the equivalent of Alice. Marion, we
know, is in lino with Marie, Mary and
Mann. .
Patronymics have been much multi
plied through pet names. Tho Saxons
formed pet names by adding to the
original namo often abbreviated kin
and cock, and tho Normans introduced
et and ot, en and on. From William w e
havo tho pet names Will, Wilcock, Wil
kin, Willett, Willoy, Willemot, Willen,
uiu aim unin (L,atln). From theso we
get, in order, Williams, MacWilliam,
Williamson, Wills, Wilson, Wilcox, Wil
kins, Wilkison, Wilkinson, Wlllct, Wil
letson, Wilmot, Willing, Uilson, Gill,
Gllson, Gilkins, Gilkisou, Gillon and
Gillott. Itobert through Hobin, Dobb,
Hob, Itob and Hobkin gives us Kol
erts, Robertson, llobins, ttobinson, Rob
ison, Probyn, Dobbs, Dobsou, Ilobbs.
Ilobson, Kobbs, Robson, Hopkins and
Hopkinson.
Philip gives us Phitms. Philnot and
Philpots. Richard has been distorted
by affection Into tho pet names Rich,
Richie, Dick, Diccon, Hitchln and Hitch
cock. From these in turn we have
Richards, Richardson, Rlckards, Pritch
ard, Rixon, Ritchie, RIchisoii, Dick,
Dixie, Dixon, Dickens, Dickenson, Hitch
ins, Hitchison, Hitchcock and Hitchcox.
David has given as Davidson, Dodson,
Dodds, Divy, Davison, Dnrw, Dawson,
Dawkins and O'Dowd. We havo from
Henry tho derivations Hal, Hnllet,
Harry, Harriet and Hawkins.
I roin John wo get Jack and Jenkins;
from Simeon, Simkius. Thackeray's
ancestor was a thatcher. Malthus got
ms name irom lnalthouso and tho com
mon family naiuo of Uacclms would be
inoro correctly spelled bakchouso. Mac
pherson means parson's son. Vickers
was tho vicar's son. Wallaco means
Welshman, and liiiuo is n Norniiin
name. Sinclair, Montgomery, Hay nnd
Vance are, like uruco, names cleaved
from lauds in Normandy, Many English
surnames end in ford, ham (honse), lea
ton (farm) and by (dwelling), from the
old practice of naming persons after
their natlvo placo. Aylesford, Grim
stou, Habersham and Ormsby nro ex
amples. Winslow is from words that mean
Wine's hill. From Led wo get Leo.
Leigh and Legli. Tho Welsh Ap, son
with Robert, has become, Probert. Ap
Rhys has becomo Price, Ap Owen has
become Uoweu, nnd Ap Hugh has be
como Pugh. A prosperous Dublin snuff
dealer named Halfpenny has had his ap
pellation shortened, it Is narrated, to
llalpcn, and then enlarged to an impos
ing McAlpin. It is interesting in this
connection to know that Finn nnd Find
lay are Celtio surnames equivalent to
our White. Duff, Macduff aud Dow are
for lilack. Glass is for Gray. Roy,
Uockran nuu Uochrauo all mean red.
Our Mr, Brown is in Celtic Mr. Dunn or
Mr, Domian. Moore nnd Moran answer
to onr Bigg. On tho other baud, Beggs
is good Celtic for Little or Small. Od-
pliaut (elephant) is n name derived froi.
a shop sign. Tho reader will perceive
that many of our Christian names and
surnames have had curious histories.
Baltimore Sun.
Caleb W ITetly "Klsb."
"Ef so be't anybody sh'd ask mo who
caonnted was th' aont an' aout mean
est man in Bridgcby, or anywhjr's
raound," remarked Mr. linns James to
a select audicuco at the village store
one evening, " 'twouldn't tako mo long
set forth my mind, I ken tell j-c.
"I hed V go over to Caleb Simouds'
of an errand fcr in' wifo one day last
week, an Miry, sho persuaded mo t set
daown t' "dinner along witli 'en, as I'd
got to go over t' Ceutrevillo b'fore I went
home, an 'twas jest th' nooniit.
1 hated to stay, fer 1 know Caleb
wouldn't be much set up t' seo mo, nn 1
don't never seemt' relish my food there,
someways, but I was overmowerod;
kind of, b' Miry, an 1 staid. Caleb
looked all took aback t' see mo when he
come In, but he tried t' appear cheerful
'When I see that pooty, slim lookin
Uttlo Follett gal come in I was sorry
fer her, t think wliat kind ' nourish'
inent she'd most likely took iu while
She was boardin aout her time there!
I ain't coin t' find no fault with th'
food, fer I partook of it an filled up as
well as 1 could. Ilut ef ye II b lieve me,
when we was half through witli th'
meal, sech oa 'twas, Caleb casted his eye
ep t' th' clock nn says he, 'Well, Miss
Follett, 1 see your boarilln time iiere to
aout naow ye've lied half y'r dinner, but
real late t be lib ral on ml lie eirwcted
an I shan't begredge ye, ef ye eat pooty
nigh tlr same amaouut as uau 1.
O course," concluded Enos James
In a burst of indignation, "she never ml
another inaouthf till Caleb Mimoud may
her bis good p'inU, but he's jet' a grain
too nigh f r me t tee wnat tuey uei
Vouth a Companion.
lie Knew the YVotiiuu.
A few year ago tho writer was on a
train on an Indiana railroad, and in
front ot him sat a woman In deep ioourn
tng. When the conductor came through
she told him that she luul uo money nor
ticket, that her child was lying at the
point of death at Elkhart, and that she
was trying to get to It. ait twggeu ami
entreated the conductor to aarry her to
that lioint. where, she said, she liad
friends who would pay hlra well for hie
trouble.
"You innet pay your fare or get on the
train." said the oonuuotor muutiy.
"You certainly will not be so inhuman
ae to keep me from reaching my dying
child?" said the woman aa the tears
came to lr eves.
The conductor reached for the bell
cord aa the engine whistled for a small
station. The passenger began to grow
indimant. aud there was talk or a col
leotlou to pay the woman's fare, wheu
,1... .nn.l..M... ,..!;.. ,1,1. W.-tlltdl, 1V- tllH
arm. said in a loud voice-. "This woman
U a spotter Seven ) ears ago sho caused
the dist-hnigo of cvvi.tl it.nduetura un
the Luke Mi'.ie rttud, I , whom she told
thu stoiy and who earned her free. 1
regret to say that 1 was one of the con
ductors, and 1 do not propose to 1e
caught again."
Without a word the wouiuu got up
and left tlu train when it stopped, and
the indiguation of the passengers melted
away as alio disappeared. Indianapolis
News
UUa.ll, WUO 10UU IU UMJ lC OllatUjnj
it, "1 wish to prvuuaa a toast; and
that there I this here, 'Fox hunting!' "
"Cuutatfiout. ditteaoei)," ftay tha old
Pluk-opuer or uw taneuraae region
" .unto geu'ly always ketchiu."
A VYjMT, OF THE S13A.
It woe the second "dog watoh," from
3 to 8 o'clock In tlie evening, and tho
crew of the luk Beatrice were gathered
upon the main deck, indulging in that
over pleasing patiine of Bailors, yarn
spinning.
Tho vessel woe homeward bound from
Rio Janeiro after n very prosperous voy
age. Darkness was approaching as the chief
officer lose to his feet and cast a search
ing look about the horizon. When Ills
eyes roamed toward tho west they rest
ed for ferritin innttipnlu ,, ,, ,,all 1v,1r
ol leaden clouds which seemed to lie
working up from tlie water.
"All, we II have a change of vriud be
fore midnight-, and, if I make no mis
take, It will bring nasty weather with
it."
"We're ncaring Cape Hatteias nnd
must begin to look out for squalls. You
might clew up and furl tho light sails so
that wo will be prepared for whatever
comes. If it looks too luid givo ine a
call, I'm going below."
The second mate with his men suuuht
their hunks to have a few hours' needed
rest, while the chief officer, with ids
portion of tho crew, took charge. .
The seauiau who came aft to relieve
tho wheel was it mere lad iu years, but
as skillful a mariner us any on lionrd
and a prime favorito with all, as could
! seon by tho kindly tone of the mate's
flee as ho addresRod tho youth,
"Watch her close, Horry, mv son. If
we havo a Bhift Of wind it'll come quick,
aud wo don't want-to get taken nback."
"Aye, uye, mv. was the resiicctful lc-
ply of tho boy lis he laid his hands on
the spokes of tho wheel.
Copper lined, feather shaped clonds
now began io chase each' other ncrofs
tho starry canopy of heaven.
As the L-azo of tlie helmsman alter
nated between tho compass, the sails
and the horizon, ho was alarmed to see
away upon tho starboard bow some
thing that appeared like a heavy black
shaft, reaching up from the water, in
the shape of n tunnel, until it met an
other similar in formation which seemed
to drop from tho skies,
"There's n spout, sir," he said to tlie
mate.
"Aye, aye. I'vobcen looking at it. It's
a heavy ono too. As they always work
to wind'ard, I'm afraid she'll come un
comfortably near. Keep tho vessel's
head nor'west for awhile aud I'll speak
to tno snipper, i u ratner lie d bo on
deck when thoso fellows are about."
Obeying tho order, Harry threw the
wheel over, and tho bark swung off
until the dangerous column of water
seemed to be a little forward or amid
ships, Mr, Gorhani, tho officer, hurried to
the companion way and called:
"Captain Brnce, there's n heavy water
spont making down upon us, Peihaps
you'd liko to take a look at her."
"Aye, aye," came a voice from the
cabin, nnd the next instant the master
was on deck.
Uo took ono hasty glauco at tho dan
ger impending, another at the compass,
before he said quickly, "Let her go
west," then shouted: "Check iu the
yards about four points to port, Wo
must work out of its course. I will get
my rifle; if it comes too near I will try
to break it," and with that ho hurried
below.
Tho wind, which up to this moment
had been reasonably strong, now died
out to a "stark calm,"
The sails were trimmed, but the head
way of the vessel was slackening, for
she had lost her propelling power.
The- speed of the terrible volume ef
water power which was approaching
them was not checked, aud when the
captain reappeared on deck with rlflo In
hand the heavy black clouds hung over
the vessel like a pall, and the whirl of
tho angry, seething element was borne
to tho ears ot the frightened nnd horri
fied seamen as they watched the out
coming of tho merciless circling shaft!
Quickly tho weapon of the commander
was brought to his shoulder, and was
instantly followed by n Hash and re
port. Then camo the deluge.
Tons upon tons or water, mlngleu
with sand, fell upon tho deck, which
threatened to submerge the vessel and
crowd her down into the frightful voc
tex which yawned closo under the stern.
Sails and spars hung n wreck from
aloft, while skylights and bulwarks
wore crushed liko eggshells in the grasp
ot a giant,
This latter calamity, however, proved
to be a blessing, ns it allowed the vast
volume of water to flow freely off into
the sea.
narry had been knocked senseless
over the wheel nnd thero lay mora doud
than alive,
Bufthe captain! Wliero was he? His
voice was silent.
Tho second mate, who with hU watch
had been below, rushed affrighted from
the cabin through the after companion,
way.
"For God s sake, what Das napiienetir
he eiclaimed. "Have we been in col
lision?'
But he received uo answer, for there
was no one to reply
By the feeble light of the stars, which
now began to twinkle forth, the officer
observed the lioy where ho had fallen,
and casting a hasty glance at the pallid
features of the lad was convinced that
he was past all hone of recovery.
'ine second mate, men crawling aiong
the starboard rail to the "break of the
noon." looked down upon the main deck.
and to his horror, saw several bodies
washing back and forth among the
wreckage, to be swept, one alter an
other, out through the rifts In the bul
warks.
"Are- you all dead?" he at length
found voice to exclaim. "Am I left
alone!"
But he wae instantly gladdened by a
reply from forward, "The starb'd watch
is safe, sir!"
"Thank heaven!" Tuen loader th-i
lecond oflicer called out, "Take a loot'
It the long boat, and if it is not stove,
sast tho lashings adrift, and make ready
io launch her. We may have to leave
the hark."
In a few momenta the welcome re
tponseoame back, "She is all right, sir."
"That's good. Hold her ready until I
ound the pumps and see if we have
ipruug a leak." He hurried to his room
and secured the sonndlug rod and line;
M most of the water bad now rolled off
from the main deck he succeeded in
reaching the pump.
Quickly dropping the iron down the
tube until it reached tlie keelson, he
toon drew It up again.
"Six feet of water in the hold," heex
slalmed. "She'll go down under ns.
Launch the boat" and aa lie again has
tened to the cabin, this time to prooure
what provisions might be handy, one of
I 'he aniwunoed:
The main hatch is stove iu, and the
cargo is all a-walli."
This report had the effect of acceler
ating the officer's movements, and seiz
ing what few eatables were at band in
the pantry he hastened to join his ship
mates, who had succeeded in getting the
boat afloat without damage.
Fearing to be iu too close proximity
to the bark when she should founder,
they pulled rapidly away in the d A-kneus,
and as day broke the) found tln-afifidvee
, 1 .... ... ..... .!.......
UlOuo upon me tM-euii, uut ere tun sun i
...'. . .1
i wan an hour high the black iuoke
1 steamer was denned upon the horizon.
I . . , , Inn.narv 1, t
racked the umith they were aafe un
board a large rtMel which wa bouuil
to Baltiiuuif
The captain hvaxd their tur with
t''ZZ,Vnd w th.
, !rXur.a
Vlkariay iu hK paMM. When tho
steamer readied port the news of tho
loss of 4he Beatrice was flashed from
city lb Wty throughout the continent,
and many Were the hearla made sorrow
ful by the terrible tule.
But did the bark fonuder?
About nn hour after the second unite
had so hurriedly abandoned tho sup
posed sinking craft, the boy, Harry, lie
gan to return to consciousness. Slowly
ho raised his head and looked around.
Tho night was clear now, but strango
sounds fell upon his ear. It was the
thrashing and chafing of tlie lattered
sails and broken yards that still hung
from aloft.
Tottering Io his feet, the lad became
aware that ho woe suffeiing most in
tense pain about the body and limbs,
but as he took ti few steps ho was over
joyed to find that no Irenes had lieen
fractured and the pain was only from
external brnlses.
As tho yonth was cndeuvoriiii! to ic
call the terrible scene through which he
had passed, he heard a feeble moan is
Bning from the port side of thenfte:
house, nnd staggering to that portion nf
tho vessel he was delighted to seo the
beloved form of his benefactor, the onp
tain, who was vainly striving to drag
himself along the deck toward the
wheel.
As tho master looked un he murmured
feebly:
"Ah, Harry, mv Ihjv Has tho cood
Lord spared us'?"
les, sir. But I do not know how
many moro are left."
"Go and see, boy, go and see. Some
may bo suffering and need assistance."
"But you yonrsolf, sir: can I not do
something for you, Bir'"
'.never mind me. Look to yonr shin-
mates," was tho brave reply, though the
master with difficulty suppressed his
groans.
Obeying tho order Harry searched
tho vessel, but returned with the mourn
ful reply that they two wero alone.
Well, my lad, wo must do the best
wo can," was the response of the caii
tain. When morning broko the practiced
cyo of the captain discovered the ab
sence of the long boat.
"Go forward, Harry, nnd see if the
craft has been stove in or launched
clear."
The boy hastened to obey, aud re
turned with the report that the lashings
had been cut.
'Thank heaven!" murmured Captain
Bruce, "Some of onr companiens have
escaped and have taken to the boat fear
ing that the bark would founder,"
All through the day the captain and
the lad Btrained their eyes in search of
a sail, but none appealed to gladden
their sight, nnd again night enshronded
them in gloom.
Upon the fourth morning Harry, who
was early n'stlr, startled tho captain by
calling:
Coino on deck, sir. There is a large
towbo.it not moro than fivo miles
away."
Set the ensign union down. It will
not do to let him pass us."
Ine boy Had no need to display tho
signal of distress, for the sharp eyes of
the captain of the tug had espied the
bark long beforo the youth had Been the
steamer.
As the rcscning craft rounded np un
der tho Btera of the Beatrice, the win
dows in the pilot Iionse went down, a
head protruded and a voice called:
'liow many or you aro aboardf
'Only two, sir!" replied Harry.
'Are you able to lend us n hand in
getting a line out?"
No, sir. Wo aro too badly bruised,"
returned tho boy.
"All right. I ll come alongside and
send some men to you," and the towboat
steamed up close beside the-bark, while
a portion of her crew sprang over the
rail.
In a few moments the heavy hawser
was mado fast to the forward "bitts,"
the steamer started ahead and the dis
mantled vessel was again on her way for
the mouth of the Chesapeake.
Great was the lejoicing when the
Beatrice was brought up to the City
of Monuments, where the vessel was
obliged to remain several months to 10
pair tho damage done by collision with
the waterspout, nnn when she did again
put to sea the boy Harfy sailed In her
cabin, Captain Bruce asserting that ho
could not allow a lad to live forward
who had so nobly stood by him when
wounded and helpless, drifting at tho
mercy of the elements on board a dis
mantled craft. Marlton Downing in
Yankee Blade.
iTouua to C'oiue.
Tho coat of arms of Kentucky is two
men standing with clasped hands under
tho motto, "United we btand, divided wo
fall." Ono of these men on tho coat of
arms should be given his walking papers
and a woman put in his place. The
world is growing older and wiser, and
tho decree has gono forth that women
are one-half the people. The decree has
not reached Kentucky yet, but it Is on
tho way, and when it arrivos the Ken
tucky legislature will order a new coat
of arms for the stale, a man and n wom
an clasping hands under the motto,
"United we stand, divided we fall."
People grow In this world, whether
thev want to or uot; and the uay is coin
lng when Kentucky men will stand
shoulder to shoulder with the nen of
Wyoming on tho question of equal
rights, it is only n matter or education,
Mrs. Josephine K. Henry In Southern
Journal.
VoltM. Discoveries.
Volta, an Italian, made tho diwovery
that two or more different metals are
necessary iu the production of electric
ity. He constructed the "battery" or
nilo of silver and zinc, with several lay
era of moistened paper between them,
and with this simple experiment he pro
duced nil the same effects of electricity
and currents as powerful as electriolty
nroduced by friction of glaBa aud sup
phur or by amber. This Is the origin of
what was known as tne "voitaio pile,
which wae improved by experimenting
with other subctanoea, and by Volta
himself.
Instead of the two pieces of metal and
moistened paper, he placed metal ships
in cups of water nnd produced grand re
sults. Very lUtlo improvement has been
made in the voitaio pile, and today it is
little changed from it tlret invention.
New York Telegram.
What Americans Want.
Mi North, the anthor of "Recollec
tion of a Happy Life," came to Amer
ica and found hor father's young gar
dener in New Jersey. He asked her to
send home to get recommendations as to
hi qualiuoatlon. He liad brought witli
him one which said he wea "honest aud
industrious." He told her this sort of
thing did not amount to much. No one
oared to read that, a the country itself
made one industrious. What American
wanted to know, he eaid, was whet her a
man liad the qualification neoeeaaryto
get along. Th Inquiry was. " What w
you knowr
Mora Than the ablp Can Carry
The Jananese have a remarkable ar
rangement that scoops vast quantities
(if fifth into an enormous bag of uettlug
hanging beneath the bottom of a
In this receptacle something like thirty
time the cargo can be conveyud to
market than could be torned by th
&U1D m Tut) oruinary uj nuiy'
, , . ,, . t t
man thfk man -ha liri lut lit liV ( lis hietlUaU
brought into port dim- un( om
quently freab. PiUabtug Durpatch
Lcm CempsitUaMu
Rev. IVimroia My m, I hop you
iuu't fih on Sunday,
Urchin No, r3. I wait till Jauu
lay. wheu all de men 1 at work.-KaW
I Halt'. Waahiugwn.
INVALIDS
Gain rapidly la health and strength br tlie
use ot Ajer's Barsaparilla. This medicine
substitutes rich and pure blood, tor tha
Impoverished fluid left in tlie veins alter
frers and other wasting slcltucss It Im
proves tbeappetlte and tones up the system,
eo that convalescents soon
Become Strong
active, and vigorous. To relieve that tired
feeling, depression ot spirits, and nervous
debility, no other medicine produces the
speedy and permanent effect of Ayer's Bar
taparilla. 1'. p. luring, Brockton, Mass..
it rites i " I am confident that auyone suffer
ing from tlie effects of scrofula, general de
bility, want el appetite, depression ol spirits,
and lassitude will bo cured
By Using
Ayer's Barsaparilla ; f or I hare taken It, and
syeak from experience."
" In the summer ol 1888, 1 was eured of
nervous debility by the use ol Ayefs Saria-rarlUa."-Mrs,
II. llcnoit. 0 Middle it., Paw- -tucket,
It, I.
"Several years ago I was In a debilitated
condition. Other remedies having failed, I
began to take Ayer's Barsaparilla, and was
greatly benefited. Asa S print medicine, I
consider It Invaluable." Mrs. L. 8. Win
chester, Itolden, Me.
Ayer's
Sarsaparilia
FBIFAStD BT
Dr. J. C. AYER & CO., Lowell, Mats.
gold bvsUDnnclsti. Prlestlj slxbeUlss,tl.
The Groom Was All nlfht.
A lady onco sent me a message that
her footman had not been confirmed and
that she would like him to join some
confirmation classes which were just
being formed. One of my colleagues
went to call oh her with a view of
making tho necessary arrangements.
Just as he was leaving it suddenly oc
curred to her that she had a groom, and
very likely ho was not confirmed either.
Bo she rang tlie bell and told the butler
to go over to tho stables and find out
whether James had been confirmed. In
n few minutes tho man returned and
stolidly announced: "Yes, miss, it's all
right. He's been dono twice." Of course
he meant vaccInated.-Comhill Maga-
vlna
The Temptation
To i;u out of doors hi rough weather la not
Mruim, but uuurc, many ot us, compelled to
liiee nu)!!i nc.uuer irc'tuuiui). jjunuses woicn
arlae from a elilll are peculiar tg no seasouot
tlie eur. This ts true, tlieiefoie there should
be. In the closet of olery liotiseliotd what" Not
an umiiedk-uted stimulant, absolutely devoid ot
an thing but an eu'llho action, tut atonleeom
binliii;, in tlie ellei-tle Turin of an tnvleorant
am! an alterative, tlu-,U.dtty of defence axalnst
cli.tliKes of ueatlier ilostetter's Htomach IJlt
teis lias tltleo or four properties that no other
urtiiluof itsil.iss poHtsesses. Not only does It
lellcre the complaints which it eventually
cures, It foitlncs the sytdem nealnst the bad
effects of ch.tiiKCS ot temperature, fatally and
too often fchovti! In the deadly fonn of "la
grippe;" It produces a radical chance In the
vtcuketicd condition ot u system peculiarly liable
to be uttacked liy It, and It tends to provide
Hfialnst llie daiiKL-r resulting from an impover
ished condition uf the hiond and a disordered
state of the lUcr or IxmcW.
The devil never sees ft praying man's
back.
Uleclrlc Hitters.
Is uun which is cuarauteed to brine vou
satisfacluiy results, or In case of failure a
return of purchase price. On this safe
plan sou can buy from our advertised
drueslst a buttle of Dr. King's New Dis
covery fur Consumption. It is guaranteed
lo bring relief In every case, when used
for any affection of Throat, Lung or Chest,
ttcii as Consumption, luuammation oi
miss, llrouchltu. Asthma: whooping
C0112I1. etc.. etc. It Is uleasant and aerce-
able to taste, perfectly safe, and can !
ays uo uepcnucu upon, iriat 11011169- iree
'. Ilcber's Drugstore. Lehlzhton. and
lllery's Drugstore, Weissport.
, wicked man is his own grave
digger.
liurmjf the epidemic of flux lu this county, In
isss, I had hard woik to keep a supply ol Cham
berlain's Colic, tiholera and Dlarrba-a Itemcdy
on band. People otlen mine ten or twelve
miles in the ii!alit to get a Itottle of the remedy.
have been selllnK patent mcdlcluea for the
.1st tcu learHiini! find that it has given better
sdtl&faetlotl lu cases ot dlarrha-a and flux tban
uy other medicine I have ever handled. J. II.
Uenlium, llnutalbt, flplcoiuU, rope Co.. III.
ocr ne hundred bottles of this remedj were
sold In that coiiuly diirlnz llie epldedic referred
to. It was a ielfcct success and was the only
remedy that did iiue the woist cases. Uozeas
of persons there villi certify that It saved their
lives. In four other epidemics of bowel com-
pl-iiut this remedy lias been equally successful.
25 and to cuit bottles for sale by N. II. Rebec
aud W. K. Llert.
God is everything that the soul
uocds.
Some people are constantly troubled wit
boils no sooner does one heal I ban an
other makes Its appearance. A Uinrouxbi,
course of Ayer's Sarsapatllla, the best
blood-purlfierf, effectually puts in end to
this annoyance. Il'c recommend a trial.
Loug sulfering always makes Hod's
ohildieti Keutle.
Accidents.
It won't cost vou half as much. Do uot
delay. Send three S cent stamps or post
aje, aud sic villi send you Dr. Ivaufmann's
Stoat work-, tine coiurcu piaies, irom me,
on disease, lu causes and home cure. Ad
drew A. 1". Onlway & Co.. Uostqn, Mass.
Subscribe for this papor.
1 have not used all of one bottle yet, I
suffered from catarrh for twelve years, ex
perlenplus the nauseallni: dropping In the
throat peculiar to that disease, and nose
bleed almost dally- I tried various reme
dies without benefit until last April, when
I saw lily's bream Halm advertised tn the
Uoston liadzel, I procured a bottle, aud
since the first days' use have had no more
bleedlns the soreness is entirety sone.
U. (J. Davidson, with the Uoston llidget,
formerly wills lloston Journal.
Don't look back and you won't want
to go back.
Iter, c F, iltuuks
la beautiful with aJad skin, covered vlth
pimples, freckle' uJtKh or tan, I have
been asked many time' what will remove
these unslchtly blemishes. No face paint
or powdeis will remove them, as they are
caused by Impure blood. The only sure
reuieuv 1 nave ever seen Is Hiupnur Hitlers,
aud in hundred of cases I have never
known the, 11 lo fall. Editress Fashion
Gazette.
(jod's nht U the only ure way iu
auything.
lluekleu's Arnica Salve.
Tlie hukt guilt- In the unrlit fer 1'nls. Itinikes.
bkHsns. ricie. Malt KliMlin, Fever Sores, Tetter,
Ctwppccl Hands, Oliilblatut. ( crie s, anil all Skin
JSmptluus, aud poslllvaly em, s files or no pay
itui!i. i is aiukrauiw-ti po e i-rieci sauM
factlott, 1,1 lilone) refunded. Trie ceuoi pr
box. l'or s,ile l,j liener t.i IiijJiIkii, ninl Uler
VebwKrt.
POWDER
Absolutely Pure.
A CI. am nt Ml I 'I I k is. I v , . 1 t ML ill's T
til lu It Arlili l! -In lij.-!i s. C I ' r nuitll
liuireruiiitMit i"ih1 lifj-Mi
Kit Hutvlli- i-'i)v.Jti 1 ,u- Vj U 9
Jul, VK