The Carbon advocate. (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, June 25, 1892, Image 4

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    WINNING A WIDOW.
EVERYBODY WA8 AT THE WEDDINQ
-EXCEPT MI98 BECKETT.
A Story of Tillage Courtship rrom In
diana Th Wadding Eiclted a Ueal or
Interest Because the Groom Wat an
Undertaker, AVho Had Hurled Mull?,
TJailertftker Samuel Pavey and Mrs.
Sarah Milliken, who has been known In
Aristotle, lnil for twenty-flvo years as
Achilles or Kill Mllllken's widow, wero
married recently in the ireeence of
everybody In this villagoeicept old Miss
Beckett, Miss Beokett would liave been
present if she had not left her sick
bed last week to All on Mrs. Milliken
and inquire into the particulars of the
engagement. After this Imprudence she
had a relapse and haft been unable to
leave her bed. She wis propped up nt
the window all the afternoon, howorer,
and saw everybody that went in or out
of church.
Undertaker Pavey has buried all of
the dead here for the past slitjryoars.
He li now a tall, thin man, wttu close
cropped white hair and suiSoth shaven
face, and alwsjFsressesjnlilack, ns be
comes an undErtSkeritjiily the oldest
citizens can'rebiember when he looked
amy different f roiri the way he looks
now. His wife died forty years ago,
ani he has kept shy of all maidens and
widows ever since. Yesrs ago ho wns
abandoned by the most persistent match
makers as a hopeless case.
The widow of Kill Milliken'is an esti
mable lady, a great maker of cakes for
the church festivals and clever at cro
cheting wonted tidies, with a large
number of which the chairs and the sofa
in her front parlor are adorned. As
there has been a good deal of curiosity
about her engagement and marriage,
she has consented to a public statement.
She is a short, fat woman, with hair of
a peculiar shade of yellow, which she
go! by using the hair dye which was ad
vertised extensively in connection with
her picture and letter of recommenda
tion. She says that Mr. Pavey had never
shown any signs of preference for her
whatever, nor had she thought uf him
as the successor of Kill until ten days
before the marriage.
About that time ho knocked at her
front door at half past 11 in the morn
ing. It was a Wednesday and the
"Widow Milliken was deep in the dough,
at (hat is baking day through this whole
;town. She looked out througli the
blinds of the window next the front
door and saw who it was. As she had
known Mr, Pavey so many years she
Just wiped the flour oil her hands upon
her apron and opened the door,
Mr. Pavey went into the parlor and
Mt down In the caneseat rocker with
the green worsted tidy with blue rib
bons through it. He set his tall hat
carefully on the floor beside him and
then said i
"Good morning, Sarah Milliken."
"Good morning, Mr. Pavey," said Mrs.
Milliken. She said that she accented
the Mr. so that Mr. Pavey might under
stand that she had noticed his not call
ing her Mrs. Milliken, as he was accus
tomed to do. Mrs. Milliken also Bays
that eho bad a sort of premonition that
something was coming.
"It can't be that the Gompers girl is
aeadr' sue eam anxiously.
"No," said Mr. Pavey. "But life is
uncertain, Sarah Milliken.
Ho one should know that better than
yon, Samuel Pavey," said the widow
with one of her sly laughs,
Bat Mr. Pavey did not laugh as he
went on:
"Sarah, you are getting along in
years. You will soon be in need of my
services.
"I haven't even sent for the doctor
yet, and I won't need you till he's dono
with me," said the widow, bridling and
pouting,
"Do you remember the first Mrs.
Pavey!" said the undertaker, paying no
attention to her and pursuing his own
gloomy reflections.
"I Was a little girl when shodicd,"
said Mrs. Milliken.
"Yob," said Mr. Pavey, "yon had just
married the late Mr. Milliken five years
before. Yon remember that she had the
best funeral this town ever saw, not ex
cepting old Captain Lander's funeral,
which cost five dollars, as I should know,
it anybody. As I Bald, Sarah, you are
getting old. If you marry me I will do
as well by the second Mrs. Pavey as I
did by the first."
"You always would have your joke,
Sam," said the widow. "What will
everybody say!"
"We are both getting old," said Mr.
Pavey, still paying no attention to what
the widow was saying. "Life is uncer
tain. There is no time to lose."
So Mrs. MiUlken said, "All right,
Samuel; wbenevor you say,"
"tea days is long enough. I'll see
the pastor this afternoon."
Then they shook hands, and Mr. Pa
vey put on his hat nnd went away, look
ing quite gay and chipper as soon as the
door closed on him, for he did not know
that Mrs. Milliken was watching him
through the blinds. Two minutes after
ward she had called Mrs. Meek, her
next door neighbor, to tho back fence
aOd had told her all about It. Ten min
utes afterward by tho clock on the court
house Mrs. Meek, having left her bakery
In charge of her daughter Lizzie, had
on her bonnet and shawl and was bear
ing down the street, telling everybody
the met, Cor. New York Sun.
A Kara Collection of Fabrics.
"The collection of fabrics in the Drexel
institute, Philadelphia, promises to be..
CQ2&6 one of the finest in the country and
of tho highest importance to students.
The series of Indian prints is remarka
ble and the Chinese embroideries com
prise several notable specimens,
Tlie Easier Ma),
A boy of three and a half Years, on
Rearing about a man who strained Ids
back by lifting a barrel, said: "I should
&v thought ho would have rolled it."
vox. Babyhood,
Courtship lu clilua.
A curious custom prevails at Huay,
ning-hslen, in Kwanrnd. On thn fir.
tsentb. day of the first month in each
year au ine young ladles and gentlemen
take a Walk tO the Yen-van limnnfnln
Each damsel carries a little box, which
she deposits at the foot of tho hill. Any
young gentleman desirous of entering
the bonds of matrimony may select one
1 tee boxes and take it awav with him
Whereupon the fair owner of the box
maaes uerselt known and an acquaint
anceship is thus formed. Ill assorted
matches are not likely to occur, as this
custom is observed only among the well
to do classes of society. Schnitiel und
Spane.
The Child's l'rotr.t.
Joseph Uaworth, the actor, tells a
star of a little girl who was very cur
ions to know all about thunderstorms,
and was told bjv her mother that they
im the voitw'of Uod. A few days
later the child was taught put in a thun
darstonn and called by her mother to
came in. Uer Uttle less came toddllns
OJ to the piazza as fast as they could,
but a she reached the steps there came
Kmio ciap or luunuer, and the little
one, looking up, said, with a pained ex
pression on her face. "Oh, Dod, 'oc
needn't holler so loud, I'&e hurryin dest
as fast as I tan." Buffalo Express.
Tlie JSuu ltccoril.
Sunshine is recorded at Ihe meteoro
logical office in England by means of
the Stokes-Campbell instrument, the es
sential feature of which is a spherical
tans, which acts as a burning glass. As
the sun accomplishes its apparent jour
ney from east to west it burns its auto
graph into a strip of card plui ed beneath
uw tens, nut oan only uo so when it
easy to calculate the amount of actual
mrf,lr,orf.l,,l,ll,l..l.,.
j "
-Chambers' Joarraal. .
.
The flute is vrv old iu its orurui. but
, . , - - -
" Ul "a" uuiweni iroin tuat
ancients. uas wwu uaprovw
tapon from tinw to tiuw and IU old
people .would probaUyfaU to wcognlse
it now The flaaeolet. which ia soma-
sv,.t .im,i, I." . ti
rtt siculir is credited to Juvigay
Am 1561 Harper. Young People.
The Unreasoning Crowd.
Speaking of the queer things to be seen
on the streets, it is really astonishing '
how instinctively one perum imitates au -other.
A man with n pvili.n for psy
chioal research has beeu proving tlilaby
some experiments which are, to say'llie
least of it, original. Going along about
dnsk the other night In advanco of n
small party of folk, he suddenly turned
out Into the muddy street, as lr avowing
something in front. Unquestloningly
every person behind did the same thing
iu spite of tlie mire.
It isn't likely that they felt the full
humorous force of the incident in qullo
tho way he did, however, when they saw
him face about and walk calmly back in
the beaten path. The slieep went to all
the trouble of jumping over a bar of
dust, to be sure, but it would really
seem worth while if human beings could
think n little more independently nnd
for themselves. The truth of it la, it is
just this blind unreasoning herding to
gether that leads to halt the accidents
and panics which nro cropping up on all
sides. Boston Transcript.
Antidotes ror Snake I'olton.
The effect of snake blto depends partly
on the condition of the snake nud partly
on that of the person bitten and the part
attacked. No effectual antidote lias yet
been discovered. Ammonia nnd ir
manganate of potassium will not suffice,
although n solution of the latter will
lake away the poisonous property of the
snake s venom it it do mixeii iiierewim.
Immediate amputation of a bitten toe
or finger is tho best course, as tho delay
of a few seconds may snmce to convey
tho poison into the patient's circulation.
If from the nature of the part bitten
amputation cannot be performed, a very
tight ligature applied after cauterisation
and sucking the part is tho best course,
and the administration or stimulants is
generally recommended. Quarterly lie
view. ltlce and Wheat nt Wedding.
Throwing lice and wheat nt a wed
ding is a relic of an old Huliia'n custom,
and has probably been common in Eng
land since llomau times. Brand gives
several authorities for It. Friend refers
to tho case of tho brido of Henry VII nt
Bristol in 1485, when wheat was thrown
upon her with tho greeting, "Welcome
nnd good luck!"
Rlcoisnseu similarly at weddings lu
India, nnd the substitution of this grain
for wheat iu our own country of late
years may bo partly due to that fact;
but whero wheat cannot readily bo coine
at rice Would naturally suggest itself as
a substitute. Notes and Queries.
A I'liyslclali's Vees.
South Africa responds to modern in
novations. A recent traveler In Kaffir
laud tells this incident:
As we were upsaddling, thero passed
us a man driving a small flock of goats
and several head of cattle. This was
tho husband of a lady physician who is
ruining tho practice of the local witch
doctors, nnd ho was taking home his
wife's fee for attending n patient.
Youth's Companion.
Nut the .Hun In (Juration.
A laborer In a rough felt hut nnd long
smock walked the other iluy Into tho
Shaltespoaro library, and after looking
attentively for some time ut ouo of the
custodians, went up to him and said, "I
say, zur, bo you Mr. Shal:espe.iro as I've
heer'n speak ov?" The custodian ox
plained to Hodge that he was not the
gentleman referred to. London Tele
graph. A Large German Castle.
The Castle of Heidelberg is the larg
est in Germany. It stands 330 feet abovo
the Neckar river, and was occupied as a
castle as early as 1994 A. D. In a cellar
in one comer of the ruins is the famous
"tun" or monster ca8k capable of hold
ing 49,000 gallons. This was for the
storage of wine used by the nobility who
dwelt iu this castle. It is believed that
tho Grand Duko of Baden will abandon
tho idea which he recently entertained
of attempting to "restore" the ruins and
convert them into n modern palace.
Philadelphia Ledger.
Itiirkten's Arnii-a hnlte,
1 hrt he.t raUa In the unrlil for Puts. I.rillses.
Snres, Ulcers, Salt ltlieuill, l'eer feoles, 'leller,
Chapped 1 taints, ctillbUius Conies, anil all bkln
J.riipiioilli, null posimny i-uie i iit-s. ui iiu i.aj
required. It Is guaranteed to ple irfect satis
faction, or money relunded. Price '26 cents per
Iww. For sale hv Iteber 1-elilelitoit: aiiu liierj
Welsjpmt.
Childish laughter is tho echo of hea
venly musio.
Cure Yourseir
Don't pay large doctors' hills. The beet
medical book published, 100 pages, elegant
colored plates, will he sent to you on re
relpt of three ii' cent stamps to pay postage.
Address A. I'. Onlivay it Co., llostnn,
Mass,
If you would bo as happy a a child,
please one.
Across the Ileep, lo tlie I'ar West.
'lliHwoiild stent aronlradktlAii li so. in fact,
to ihe ee. Hut CMierleiico li.is nroed Its uo-mi-
hlllly. lake the cute at tlie imtlildiiul who
iiwcih iiiui.iaiarioiiHleltlolt. A noiuisl consll
tntloiils lio certain defence against the dreaded
chills. Mh.lt is ' . Ilei-iuile.l- letiiiiniiv. coer-
Inga net foil lUlic slioit of luilr a century, proves
lli.it HosUlterN rjtriiiiitcti Hitters Is precisely
this, Itllsroiitllieiit docs hot limit the rleld
where tlie ini-illcliie lus proed its cUiciicy. In
Bouill Alner ca.tne islliiuusol iMiiaiua. Meslco.
eerywlieie lu fait where niluHiiia-torn diseases
UKes on Its most oust iinleunil toi nuu.ili el litis.
the Hitters Is n reengnletl ttpeclllc In lllliiillabls
uriiiaitu, mm pi enci ineii li) pii) HiciSilS ui repine.
1'utent. too. Is It in illsorderH of the stmii.ii li.
Ill er unit tiou els, unit against that destroyer, la
grlniie. It linpioies appetite and sleep, lieu-
iritiici-K riH'iiiiiaiisiu uuu kiuney complaints.
Wholesomo recreation conquers evil
thonghta.
Strength and Health,
This leiuedy Is becoming so well known
ami so iiopulsr as to need no inecial men
tion. All who hate used Electric Millers
sing Ihe same song of piaise. A purer
medicine does not exist audit Is guaran
teed to do all that Is claimed. Klectrlc
Ililters will cure all diseases of Ihe Liver
and isidneys, will removA Pimples, Hulls,
Salt ltheiim and other affections caused by
Impure blood. Will Urle Malatla from
the svsiem ami pieveut as well as core all
Malatlal fevers. For cure of Headache,
Constipation and Indlcestlon try Klectrlc
Ultlers Kntlre sitlsfactlon guaranteed, or
money refunded. Price no rts. and $1.00
per bottle at Itehei'a Iteher's Lelilghton;
ami juerv a "eissport.
Childish i nnd
er is tho first step lu
human wMou
Thrashed a Man Tuli-e his -Sire.
The other day a small, harmless looking man
entered a NewAork ulieet car. and accidentally
trod on the toes of a big sis looter. He apolo
gized, but the sin footer wasnt satlslied. lie
talked lor some, lime, and Olially Invllcd the
little mail to leaie the ear and settle tlie matter
on the I sidewalk. Jlreatly to his astonishment,
Hie latter accepted. Those who witnessed tlie
big fellow had to lie carried homo In an aiubu
lance, while his dhuliiutiie antagonist walked
awav wltha cheerliil snille. And sultlswltli
Hr tierce's Pleasant Pellets. They'ie not halt
as big as-most of tliolr rivals, hut Hiey do their
ork ,nulell aud thoroughly For siek head
ache, bllluusness. constipation, dyspepsia, He..
Uver I'll s aksolutele sold on trlall Your iuoikv
ha.'k. If they dual give satisfaction!
ihe author of harmless mirth is a
puuuu iieueiartor.
A a blood-purifier, the tuntt eminent
physicians prescribe Ayer's Sarsaparllla.
11 It the most powerful combination 0f
vegetable lllerall.es ever offered to the
. "nil lamui medlctoe,
It. may lw freely used hy old ami roues
alike.
Amusement to children 1h like ruin
to flowerc.
f Tlie merit oi Hood's Sarsauarllla Is hot aoei.
?:E.'iLt!'. 'ewltBiul .t id, initi
iei luieiu by educated pharnuulsts.
Admiration Among Indlaus.
"JIau lives by admiration," and the
Indian oau admire. Ills favorite tale,
listened to with ever froth interest, Is of
a hstro who would not enter heaveu tf
his dog were excluded. He has placed
among Ids nods an English general who
was both tnsa aiui Vu-. . i r i 1
fmn Tiuat r,i,u, ,.i jiii.j .,
L " T """
ouuiparuuj European races, they
'lilac! the British highest. They ad-
, rulresi tuelr devotion to prim iplo. -The
iiriti.i, ,i i ,. .... .
. . .v vuij lutviHucn Him tue
for what seems right " But the same
men. imituung what thes admired for
its want of teuderue and bvmpathy
often uddtd Tho British, and r
Moiiv , -i.
i - T'.r T"' ".' wwi ,
I ad aliauau Uie astaUrstton they udaht !
Wd.''-NineUtToutar7 I
FAIRYLAND.
Under the branches 'hp? went together,
Tlie blossoming lirsni tin tust break lbs skr.
All la the morn or the jrouiig, sweet weather,
Wheu softly the gtetu on the bills ilolta He:
And Dorothy thought It was over the meadow
And Cicely said It wai iluse by the spring,
But Polly was sure that the woodland'! shadow
Sheltered that magkal ralry ring.
Bo over the meadow tbev ww ift ly hied them -
Oh, but the bird ta-fbo blue natig sweetl
They saw not the blnsh of the brier beside
them.
iUQ TIOICU IOIU1US rairaiu uu .
Long by the spring- they lingered and listened?-
'Twas a diadem set in a tuomy rim.
And oh. lbs beauty tbst clustered and glis
tened I
In trail ferns railing about Its briml
They sought la the wood fbr a wonder reveal
ing, And saw not the leaves In a net o'erhead.
Ob, but the song through the ulnetnps steal
ing. And ob, that bush down the dim ways shedl
Then, when lb sun leaned lower to Hud thein
Homeward they wandered a sorrowful way
And knew not the land they wera leaving bo
hind them.
The rare new land of a young June day!
I!ut Dorothy thinks It Is oyer the meadow.
And alcely says it U clow by the spring:
While I'olly Is sure that the noodland'a
shadow
Shelters tho magical ralry rlngt
Virginia Woodward Cloud In St. Nicholas
Theatrical Superstition.
Among country companies supersti
tions are more varied nnd extended than
among metropolitan ones, and are of
course, more blindly and religiously ad
hered to. If, on entering a town where
the noxt "stand" is to be made, a grave
yard is visible on the right side of the
railway track, the country manager's
heart swells with bright anticipations.
But if, on the contrary, the tombstones
loom up on tho left of the road, ho bo
comes depressed, as ho takes the fact as a
warning that his "business" will bo sitiull
during his engagement in that place.
Such a manager will be apt to give Bouie
man or boy a free pass to tho theater on
a first night, as he-would fear n run of
ill luck in case n woman should chance
to enter the house before a member of
the opposite sex had fonnd his way Willi
in. Chicago Post.
How Siloes Are Baited,
The gullibility of persons who buy
mines has passed into a proverb. It is
Bald that such properties have actually
been ealted with half melted sliver dol
lars and sold to investors, who ilitl not
realize that the precious metal was tint
found in nature with the stamp of the
mint upon it. Undoubtedly the most
scientific method of accomplishing this
Bort of swindle is to apply tho silver iu
the shape of a nitrate solution. When
it 13 ready for use some salt Is put into
it and it is squirted over the rock, the
salt causing an immediate piecipitatlon
of the inetnl in a manner that is equally
conspicuous and deceptive to the eye.
Kansas City Times.
The Indian Hunter's Btuue.
The Indian hunter will cut the shape
of au animal out of stone, have II
"blessed" by the medicine man und be
lieve it gives him good fortune in tlie
chose of the beast represented. When
he kills one he dips the fetich in the
blood. Perhaps he wraps about it beads,
signifying money, aud attaches to it
little arrowheads, which represent the
executive function of slaughter. So as
to secure as much help from the un
known as possible, lie hangs charms all
over his person. Washington Star,
Meerschaum Artists.
The artist who carves meerschaum is
required to pass through as severe a
school of apprenticeship lasting from
threo to ten years as though his work
wero in marble. Meerschaum carved
and in the rough resembles the ordinary
plaster cast. The outlines being com
plete, it is scraped with a knife, filed,
soaked in a preparation, and then pol
ished with a linen cloth. New York
Times.
Cannot He llolh.
A good bod' is necessary to a satisfac
tory expression of tho mentality. But
no man can be a Daniel Webster men
tally and a John L. Sullivan physically
Tho possibilities of either the mind or
body can be fully developed uuly at the
expense of tho other. The college boy
who becomes a great athlete will not be
a great scholar. Genius is almost always
associated with soft spots. Troy Press.
A 1'ayllig lluslness.
Honey Lender You want to borrow
a hundred pounds? Well, here's the
money. I chargo C percent, a month,
and as you want it for a year, that leaves
just forty pounds coming to you.
Innocent Borrower Then if I wanted
it for two years, there'd be something
coming to you, I suppose, eh? London
Tit-Bits.
At Iloth Euds,
"By Jove," said the youngster, "I'd
liko to have $100,000 to go into business
with in tlie proper shape."
"Ugh," growled the veteran, "I'd like
to have $100,000 to go out of business
with in the proper Bhape," Detroit Free
Press.
The oldest pensioners on the rolls of
the New York pension ofllce and two of
the oldest In the United States, although
pensioners are proverbially long lived,
are General Tupper and General Dalley.
They ore veterans of 1812.
The city of Paris has 87,055 trees in
its streets, and each tree represents a
cost to the city of 175 francs. This
makes in round numbers (3,000,000
worth of trees In the streets.
An investigator has discovered that
the greater number of congressmen are
undersized, aud a traveler in the west
reports that St. Louis people are shorter
of statare than easterners.
No part of the body should be clothed
so warmly that perspiration is easily
induced, sinco a rapid loss of heat is
caused by its evaporation.
Among tho Egyptians the bed often
was made iu the form "of an elongated
animal, with coverings of fine linen and
tapestry of silk or wool.
When Finished.
Busy persons, forced to defend them
selves ffom interminable talkers, who
havo little to say, can appreciate a hint
to which Henry IV of France once re
sorted. A parliamentary deputy called
upon him and made a long speech.
The king listened patiently for a time,
then he decided that his visitor would
do well to condense his remarks. lie
took him by the hand and led him to
where they could see the gallery of the
Louvre.
"What do you think of that building?
When it is finished it will be a good
thing, will it notf
"Yes," replied the man of mauy
words, not guessing what was coming
next.
"Well, monsieur, that is just the way
with your discourse," was the king's
mild observation. Youth's Companion.
"The Ueguts."
The late Mr. Oouingtou, professor
of Latiu in the University of Oxford,
was noted for his prodigious memory.
At a very early age it began to show it
self. When he was a child of four or
thereabout he was sleeping one night in
the same room with a relative, when, at
the dead of night, his voice was to be
heard crying out in tho darkness from
his little cot iu the corner:
"Unolel Unoltl I know the Begats.
Uuole The what? Go to sleep, lay
boy, you are dreaming.
Child I know the Begats. Listen!
And he began: "Abraham begat Isaac
and Isaac begat Jacob and Jacob begat
Judah," and so on to the end, some
forty-two generations, without a mis
take. Loudon Tit-Bite.
Ksusws ut Taittt and Siatll.
The incapable, who neither know uoi
care how food ought to be prepared, are
hardly conscious that they are responsi
ble fur the health of those they cater to
Tbe sensus of taste and smell appear U
be interdependent uud everything that
tastm pl.u.u!Uy or suiclla agreeably ex
cites a Iluw uf tho guMuc jun.es aud
then Kitb duustluu. there is is betlt.i
S?M'
Uusuta to as.imilau fund. New York
OPVStlMT
PADDLE YOUn OWS CANOE.
" Voyagers on life's sea,
To yourseir bo true.
And whate'er your lot may be.
Paddle your own canoe."
"To yourself bo true," "and thou
enns't not then bo fslso to any man."
"Self-lovo Is not so vile a sin as self
neglecting." Then "be wise to-day, 'tis
madness to defer." Get Dr. Pierce's
Golden Medical Discovery, for all af
fections of the lungs and throat It Is
llkewlso a wonderful liver tonic, and
lnvlgorator.
All tlit ytar round, you may rely upon
Dr. Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery.
It's not llko the sarsapsilllas. that are
said to be good for the blood In March,
April and May. The "Discovery"
works equally well at all times, and in
all rasc3 of Mood-taints, or humors, no
inatter what their name or nature. It
cures all Bkln, Scalp and Scrofulous
affections, as Eczema. Tetter, Salt
rheum, Fever-sores, White Swelliugs,
Hip-joint dlscao nnd kludrcd ail
ments. It's the chtapttt blood-purifier, sold
through druggists, because you only pay
for Ihe good you get.
Your money Is returned If it doesn't
benefit or cure you.
Can you ask more ?
SOGERS
rubllc speakers, actors, auctioneers, teach
rrs, preachers, and all nlio are liable to
over-tax and irritate the vocal organs, find.
In Ajet Cherry Pectoral, a sale, certain,
and speedy relief. It soothes the larynx,
allays Inflammation, strengthens the voice,
and for Vi hooping cough, croup, sore throat,
and the sudden colds to which children,
are exposed, this preparation la 'without
equal.
William II. Quartly, Auctioneer, Mlnla
ton, Australia, writes; ' In my profess.on.ol
an auctioneer, any affection ot the voice or
throat Is a serious matter; but, at each
attack, I have been
BENEFITED BY
a few doses of Ayer's Cherry Tectoral.
This remedywith ordinary care, has worked
such magical effect that I have suffered
very Utile Inconvenience."
" Having thoroughly tested the properties
ot Ajer's Cherry Pectoral as a remedy for
bronchitis and throat affections, I am heart
ily glad to testify to the Intrinsic merits ot
this preparation." T. J, Macmurray, Au
thor and Lecturer, Hlpley, Ohio.
"Ayer's Cherry Pectoral has cleared and
strengthened my voice, so that I am able to
speak with very much more ease and com
foit than before." (IteT.) C. N. IStcholj,
Pastor of Baptist Church, No. Tisbury, Mass.
Ayer's
Cherry Pectoral
Dr. J. C. AYER & CO., Lowell, Mass.
BoU tr all Drogiliti. IVIct (1; sli fcettlti, If,
In Its Worst Form. I
Benton, Laf. Co., Wis., Deo., 1838,
Rt. J. C. Bergen Touches for the following:
James Rooney, ho was suffering f-om fit. Vltnt
Dance hi lta worat form for about 1H years.
was treated by several physicians without
fftot. Two bottles of Paitor Eoenlg'a Korv
Tonlo cured him.
Would Have Died.
Holtoke, Mass., NoTember, 1900.
I waa In pain all over, could get no rest either
night or day and was not able to do Any work
for uiouthi, bat after t&klng Pastor Koenlg'B
nerve todm oniy one weojt, i wii auie 10 m u
and attend to iht drees m&klnz. I bad rat
over two hundred dollars to doctors and got no
beneni. i certainly tuina i snonia naveaiea
long ago it inaa not got inn medicine.
MH8, ADA PENELL,
PnTP" A Valuable Rook en Norrout
LULL Wteaeee eetit tree to any address
f Hr r end poor patient can also obtain
1 I law L tUle medicine free of cluiree.
Ttits remedy bas been prepared by the Reverend
Pulor koeutK. of Port Werne, lnd, elneel3.ina
u novr vri&rea under bis dlrectlou by Uie
KONIC MED. CO., Chicago, III
hiLylh.tifKi-lsat'ilpo. Itr.t.if, t ..'-
fiouilaneae Truops In tlattle.
I was told a delightful etory of one re-
tent action In which the Soudanese
troops took a prominent part. Tha en
emy was under cover not far off, hut
the firing lino of bUcVj were blazing
away at him as f.ut aa they conld open
and close tfleir rifles. In vain their of
ficers tried to stop them. The waste of
ammunition threatened to become ex
tremely serious, nnd their commanding
officer, a Scotchman who had seen many
fights with iliein, losing his temper, rode
np and down behind the line cursing
them with every abusive epithet in a
fairly adequate vocabulary of Arabic In
vective, but entirely without effect. At
last one of them happened to turn and
discovered the beloved bey in evidently
a very excited state of mind. He at
once rose, ran buck to him, and patting
him reassuringly on the boot he said:
"Don't he frightened, bey. It's all
right. We're here. We'll take care of
youl"
The Scotch bey, however, was equal
to the occasion, lie redo out through
the Hue, and walked hit horse up and
down iu front of the rifles. "Nijtv," he
said, "if you must lire, fire at me!"
After this it is not surprising to read in
dispatches that this officer has twice re
cently had his horse shot under liiui.
Contemporary Itevietv.
Jay flnuld's Hunk,
Occasionally soino person knocks, at
the door of Jay Gould's ofllce in the
Western Union building with a copy of
"The History of Delaware County, New
York, by Jay Gould," to sell. An im
pression exists iu the minds of many
people that Mr. Gould is desirous of
suppressing this publication as com
pletely as possible, and that he will pay
almost any price to get possession of the
few stray copies that are left. Resi
dents of Delaware county are authority
for the statement that several years ago
an agent ot Mr. Gould's scoured that
county for these books and bought near
ly all of them at fancy prices. When
ever a copy of this particular history of
Delaware county is displayed lu that
county at the preseut day the older resi
dents will advise the owner, "J hit you
take thet dowu ter New York, au Jay
Gould'll give yer thirty or forty dollars
fer it." It is certain that uobody in Mr
Gould's ofllce ever heard of his paying
any such price for one of those books.
And nobody is able to esplslu why Mr
Gould should want to suppress the pub
lication, unless it is that he tbluks there
Is too much sentiment iu it for a man if
his present reputation. New York
Times.
The grain crop for one year of the
states west of tbe Mississippi, including
oats, barley, rye, etc, at tlie lowest esti
mate will reach $000,000,000.
New investigations have compelled the
reduction of the estimated population of
China from aouwtbing over 40U,000,iXK)
to about 850,000,000,
l'&lur I'rouunclattou.
Laudor always prououm ed yellow as
yaller. AVe nave heard Mr A It. Wal
lace, tbe eminent naturalist, during the
course of a lecture, repeate,)l juund it
thus, a mode of pruuuuiiaiiu said, in
deed, to be traditional ui uiuin good old
English families,, und whuh include
the substitution of laylock for lUac,
Room foi Uouie, giKjld (or gold, and
wooudtrtul tor Wonderful
A faouiel) old miul deau. long since
dead, used ttlvtua like Satu Welltr, to
leave out the w in kuiumij. and lua
"WUt thou have thin ooiiian to be tnj
wedded wifef ' wsa a pi to iu the so
lemaity of marriage terries). London
Tit-Bits.
IBl aoiu'G
To Farmers
AND
Housekeepers.'
BEHOLD THE PRICES!
I ill hue state thal I expect to have
lnr place ot tiualnrH In shape by June 1st,
1802, hotvrier, I carry some of the follow
ing rikhIs In stock, and what I have not
In Slnrk, I ran Bet at short notice.
I ran sell yon
Spring Tooth Harrows, all
lending mafcos, at $14.
20 Tooth Hay Kakes, hand
lump, at $15.
20 Tooth Unv Kakes. self-
dump, at $20
.Jeering Mower, the best on
earth, at $40.
Deering Hinders, the best on
earth, at $l!J5.
No. 10, Tornado Feed Cut
ters, at $35.
Corn Shelter, with cleaner,$8.
A Combination Riding Har
row and Cultivator, subject to 5
changes, something quite new,
only $28.
Anything in the Agricultural
Implement line cheaper than
you can buy elsewhere.
I Beat tfie World onSewincc Machines
The time Is coiulng fthen all high grade
Family Hen lull Machines t. I sell for t25,
and you caiithankme for hiluglnii, It about.
I atn at the present time selling
The White, Collate, and American, In
handsome oak cases, at (25. TheNew
Davis, In oak, ftdrams, fI8; New
Uayls, In ash, 7 draneis, t30;
' No. II Wheeler & ll'llson,
hatidsuuie oak, (30.
1 exnpct before lonff lo he able tosuoff
auy machine made, and sell them at $25,
In 5 drawer oak cases. 1 have no wings,
but get there Just the same.
WKSTKItN ll-ASIIEK3, Square or
(lotttid, complete nlth wringer, (7 50.
Every famll) can artord to buv one, Yuu
run no risk, you gel theui on trial.
I am headquarters for I'UMI'S, In Iron
and Wood-Chain, Force, Llfl or Eleva
tors. I sell ll'ood Pumps at 15, others get
(0 50
Tome aud see uie before buying, jou will
find me around, and when uir store room
Is finished I will be there or have some one
In attendance who will be able lo name
rock bottom prices on anything.
Il'hy did I!. C. Aschbacu remove his
slock of pianos aud organs to Allentown?
I presume it is getting too hot for him, and
I expect in the near future to convince him
lhatMie rhiisl come down to fair living
prices. 1 on show the public that they
have been paying outrageous prices for
organs aud pianos.
Come and see nie before buying else
where. I remain
Yours respectfully,
Aaron Snyder
Weissport,
THOMAS'
Drag :: Store,
FIliST STHEET. 1,1311 IGHTON, PA.
To the Farmer !
Tlie hot weather lirings out
the fild post the Potato Bug.
lsi: ouk
Pure Paris Green !
It will save your clops !
JEWIS' 98 LYi
(patented)
fA Tb,A.n-M4i wsr4tl.TQiii loll
tX la a eta Ut. (tueiftbi ltd. lb MiHlii tu.
lvart rcaa; i"i im. w tu mat pvi
l.tti4 Haii irp iaMm.aamaslrtsltMU
IT IS TtlK Br T tar cWMalaf plr
atsibf.. no i "'.st fltoMii, wtsilaf Mtti .
WHY 13 THE 1
w. i nouci as
as shoe ..
THE BEST SHOE IN THE WOULD FOR IHE UQtitft
:l?i!-raJaiffisyffi
&ffiff&ZZ
3 Os fb rrr ottemi fur eqiuila Frtttcti
aim twtr offorril at this) rlt' ; Mm f rJ u nif
lout IuaJc Khuea i'oal lutf f mut $6jXj ti tCOU.
CO AU I'oHrt) rht0 i fruwrtv Kallroad Uca
3Jm Daltts-rrt.rrirrtisll WcatbMUi Oumoait.
IwcatbMUj flu
sdaA adsTa. tilia Lair will tvtAr s tsw.
bbiIsM, Hisuutti luatUe. heavy thr mU4 la
S2.
0u ngs rnin uo u-iirruoifi.' eatrM
ffiO 33 nnd Wt.OO 'orblan.at.a
svClttCsi afi vr slrnur anil iloratilA Ttuu
ahoea
very mtroug and dorabW Tboa wba
ru tMsu a irLal will wmt imi athsw imaka.
la g'fu tlMu a trUl wUlwtw uo oiaor aiU
r B J.UU HDU 1.7i) Ml
tm Ibs imiHi. aa tiw lueniAu sIhhow.
n sisaijsw im cmohsbbs
TAKE. nO BOB!
Adam Mebrkaiu & 'ou, 1st St,
Ler
ArvK Reapers and Rakes. !JaBr
vWjktLlS) JfllslSiw DON'T WASTE CROPS. SP.
VSlW' mBtf (rt dBSHHavWflllwJsc A GOOD MACHINE. lW
y JJ Oitf Th Chatncl evidence W , fliaKiKVaJsH.W 6- P-'sv
Stnm V cUlmevi for it. Ii remoTei O tHlLLawBaBaK9i 9biVs1bWl
03 rrr FrecVK's, Urcrmoles,Slck JC tBfEtBHBPsWj gJffln gaBBBjK
Jk heads, Pimple, Tao, and til (0) I foHHHhBSSlaiKlav OBtBbJBm
M lraperfectlontof tbaikfutwiibOHtlDvft. nh 1 HBMIfJk. Balalalalalam
X AfewapplUttlonsnlllreDderaroush w fall KfasBasBaaW ftB
Y AtdruMSi by mall, Bend for jSJjp
JMmtViW Wk it sfav sH
mJF$m waIter
Lehigh Goal &
LIMITED.
Specialties.
Myer's Pumps
A complete line, including
Cucumber Pumps
A complete line including
Coa Oil
At wholesale and retail
Usual line of Ilnrdwnrp, Oils.
$100,000 Clothing Sale
NOW COMMENCED.
The Greatest deduction Sale ever known
in the Lehigh Valley.
Pure Honest Goods
Former
Remember these goods are all
ot this (ireat hale is limited to
go f&pidly.
Buy until you have seen the
Annual ( leanincc bale ot
Men's Suits, Boys' Suits, Children's Suits
and Suits made to Order ! ! ,
. SEE TUB ASTON 1S111G .LOW PRICES!!
Bear in mind a cliauce like
miss. Call und judge tor yourselt.
Kocli fc
Lanest and Finest Clothing Honse m lie Valley,
CENTRE SQUARE, ALLENTOWX, PA.
Tt.uia NO "SURE
EVERY CASE
if
Wo treat do
oaanltboutAtlior- BR,
ougb knowioOgo or too com.1
fncurabfs Cases Declined.
Examination free by mall.
Wa want name and address of
ovary sufferer from Asthma or
P. H AHOLD HAVLS) MD
Btfsfssgaiytf'tfssagaoK
J. L &AB1R
IS HEADQUARTERS FOR
GENERAL,
Paints, Varnishes. Glass,
ALL KIND OF COAL, &p-
OPS. PUBLIC SQUARE,
Bank Street, Lehighton, Pa
Kline, Laros
-DEALERS IN-
7M Hamilton St., Allentown, Pa.,
oftcr the finest and completest line ef J adies and Gents
Fine Shoes for Spring,
' IS ALL STYLES AT THE
There is something of interest for all in our Magnificent
Stock. You can make no mistake hy calling and examining it.
Look for the BIG BOOT SIGN.
JjSj&' Walter A. Woodw
The most reliable machines tha world has ever had are
A. WOOD MOWING
WOOD WOOD WOOD WOOD WOOD
Binders Twine Mowers Reapers Rakes
CALL QUICK AND EXAMINE
all kinds of farmimg implements,
NORMAL SOUAltE, PA.
E2f 1'ltUtS LdWEIt THAN THE I.OlVEsT. CALL AM) LEA UN Pit UI
Hardware Co,,
ropairs fbr tho btttrc.
repairs for the samti.
Coal, Sand, Cement. Plaster, &c.
SACRIFICE ! !
at Almost One-Half
Priees.
our own make and as the time
the next ,H) days every thing will
Wonderful Reductions in our
this you should possilively not
Shankweiler.
CURE FOR EVERT CASE OF ASTHMA" or
OF HAT FEVER," but the nont cum,
uncomplicated by organic disease, can u
CURED TO STAY CURED
sHltOkw and this mt tha HA.
lient'i noma.
i
k
Hav Fever.
BUFFALO. N. Y.
HARDWARE,
& Muschlitz,
made for 1892 by
& REAPING MACHINE CO,
THEIR FAULTLESS QUALITY.
NOTHSTraiisr,
-DEALER IN
An Anlulattl htiuiigu lt.ser.olr.
Tlie Australian lainprev has its prlll-
Ipal habitat In the Murray river, awl
consequently in theiliv m'h-uh it U apt
to be Imbedded beni'.ith the hardened
day, wheae uo water h. Ah the stream
recedes, the aulrnal fills it" pmicli and
disappears into the soft mud below,
there to remain until the drought has
passed away, subsisting on the moisture
which It has learned to store In a special
ized receptacle at the side of the head.
As a matter of fact, the fish has mas
tered the difllcultquestionof water stor
age on its own account before the race
ot homo sapiens has beeu ablo to solve
the same problem iu tho island conti
nent. It Is an interesting iiuestloii whether
this Australian lamprey Is not a linger
ing example of tho fish of Miocene ages,
and as such may bo considered ns an an
cestral type of Euroiwan lampreys. A
sea lamprey that I examined alive,
caught In the salmon nets of the tidal
estuary, had a dlntinct tendency to
swell at either side of the head, as It tlie
pouch might bo forthcoming in time of
actual necessity. If the Australian type
is not the absolute ancestor of the Iiritish
genera, it is at least reasonable to sup
pose that it is an older foim, und that
the divergent genera and species have
descended along different lines in the
great life struggle. That the pouch of
the antipodean lamprey is intended for
the storage of water is a fact that can
hardly be doubted by any ono who has
seen the species amid its peculiar sur
roundings. Uornmll Magazine.
Stage struck.
Two men met on a train koIul' west.
They had known each other in the six
ties and resumed acquaintance with a
Tim.
'An how's that bright boy of yours?"
asked the city man of his old time friend.
Peart, peart as ever, pard. I were
goin to make a minister of him, hut ho
got stage struck and took to that lino as
nat'ral as a duck does to water, an I had
to gin In, And he's the heat shot in
Jlontany.1'
Took to the stage, eh? And has lie
been successful?" I
Successful? Well, I reckon he hez.
Why, their ain't a man can be named
in tho same day with Bill. Ho kin drop
a grizzly in his tracks without ever
conrin down from his perch."
'What Is his rolo?"
'Roll? I don't savoy, pard,"
'I mean what line Is he in?"
'Oh, the Mountiug an Valley line that
rnus to GoocliTille through Catamount
Grove and Grizzly Hollow. 'Taint fun
all tho time either, pard, when bandits
is" layin low for yer money or yer life,"
'AH, he does the sensational on tlie
hoards, I see. A low comedian,"
'Nothin low about Bill, ole friend.
lie just sits up on tho top of the Jlon
tany stage an drives his four-lu-nand as
easy as rollin off a log. Ez I said, the
stage wuz right in his line, an he's a
thunderhi good driver," Detroit Freo
Press.
The It.by anil the Smage.
In the bone caves of the south of
France have been found figures of rein
deer, mammoths and men cut on horn
or ivory, and evidently executed Ly art
ists contemporary with tho Elephas
primigenius. The men am represented
with short, bent legs, and seem to staud
or walk iu a stooping manner, with tho
body bow"ed "lightly forward from the
hips.
Kow pass your hand down the back of
any infant under ten months old and
feel the spine at the loin or lumbar re
gion, where in the adult modem man
the back is hollow or concave. You will
observe that in the bain) it is convex
like that of a quadruped (a ten-month-old
baby ia practically a quadruped);
and though the child can, perhaps, get
on its legs with the support of u chair,
it does not straighten its thighs and
stand upright, but is bent forward In the
same posture of the cavo dweller, whose
portrait has come down to us from the
age just succeeding the last glacial
epoch. If the support is removed the
child falls forward and again becomes a
pseudo quadruped. Blackwood s Alaga'
zine,
Not Su Greiti as lie Looked.
A man entered a busy city ofUco a few
weeks lo and asked permission to use
the telephone. lie walked to the corner
pointed out by one of the clerks, looked
curiously at the instrument and after a
furtive glance toward the other occu
pants of the room took down the re
ceiver and gently whispered into it,
"Hullo."
A broad smile passed around the room,
and one of tho younger clerks called out
In patronizing tones, "Un, no, uncle
hang up the tube, ring the bell on the
right, then put the tube to your ear and
talk to that little hole before you.'
The man obediently hung up the re
ceiver and turned toward the speaker.
"Thank youl" he said dryly, "I am the
general inspector ot this telephone line.'
Youth a Companion,
A Xer Profession,
Mr. Charles RIchon, of Paris, has
adopted quite a novel method of earning
a living. His cards are worded: "Charles
Richon, Imitator of Nightingales for
Gardens and Kestaurants." Our pro
fessional appears to be fully occupied
daring the summer season. Every time
a wealthy bourgeois, owning a plot ot
land twelve meters in extent, invites his
friends to a garden party, Charles Richon
conceals himself behind the flower
pots and oleander tabs and charms the
company by imitating the glorious trills
of the most melodious or our leathered
songsters. Temps. ,
The Cuuilnou Snake,
The common snake is found through
out Europe (save In Ireland, the Ork
neys, Hebrides, Shetland islands and
Iceland), exteudjng northward iu So.ni
dinavia to OS degs. It abounds in Sic
ily, Sardinia and Corsica, and occurs,
though rarely, in Algiers, but not theme
eastward In Africa. .It is found lu Per
sia and western Siberia, and Asia as far
Lake Baikal, and iu the Alps at an alti
tude of 0,000 feet. Qnurterly Review.
A Trick of Cross KsauilustloD.
In an action for payment of a tailor's
bill, a witness swore that a certain dress
coat was badly made, one of the sleeves
being longer than the other. "You
will," said Erskiue slowly, having risen
to cross examine, "swear that one of
the sleeves was longer than the other?"
Witness I do swear it.
Erskiue (quickly, and with a flash of
Indignation) Then, sir, I am to under
stand that you positively deny that one
of the sleeves was shorter than the other?
Startled Into a self contradiction by
the suddenness and Impetuosity of this
thrust, tha witness said, "I do deny It."
Erskiue (raising his voice as the tu
multuous laughter died away) Thank
you, sir; I don't want to trouble you
with another question. San Francisco
Argonaut.
Soldiers rrefer Grain Food.
Comuieal was the grand necessary of
life to those legionaries who, led by
Ceasar, subdued the world, and who
counted themselves starved and were
apt to mutiny If reduced to the "famine
fare" of animal food. Even Brltndi
troops have been known to suffer from
an exclusive meat diet, as indeed we
found to our cost in the Zulu campaign
of 1879, while the preference of tbe Ro
man soldiery for the vegetable food has
Its justification In tbe experience of tbe
Russian army, and still more of tbe
German one in 1810, which carried that
memorable campaign to its triumphant
close on tbe Erbswurst (pea sausage fav
ored for a litjle bacon). London Lancet
Too Pr.rlousT
"And you won't marry me, Kit?"
"I won't."
"No use talking about it any more?"
"Not a bit. It won't do any good,
Hank."
The Oklahoma youth, hurt and angry,
reached under hit ohair for his bat.
"It's my own fault, I s'pose," be
grain Ud. "I aft to have waited till
w'd got a little batter acqualnUd."
"Yea. that's about tha site of it,
Haak," assented the yoosg woman cold
ly. "When it cornea to courtln you'ra
too much of a sooner to suit ma. Good
eveutu. " Chicago Triburu).
T
A CMF. BLACKING it chea,.
r at so cents a bottle than toy
other Dressing at ; cento
A LI I TLE GOES A LONG Wff
Im uue sliom onoe Wkil wllh i
Ik1 '-i i'l rlcsn hv cashing lliem lth it
l'roplo in inoderste clrcumstsnces Hud
j r. Iilnl.lf to bur it st 20c. a bottle, lecau .
n b it they tprnd for Blacking tbe tSTf u
fIiiic Irallier.
It Is tlie thespmt blacking consider!,
lis qimlllr, sml yet vro nt Vo sell j
clicntier if It can bo done.Wo will pay
$10,000 Reward
for ti recipe that wilt enable us to iLski
Vni.rr' Acme Blacking st such a price
Hint a retallercanprolitsblseUlt stlOc a
bottle. This offer Is open until Jan. 1st, 1693
WOLFF & RANDOLPH, Pllllldelpllis
Old urnilure iainled with
PIK-RON
(this is the name of the paint), loolct lite
stnitKil anil Tarnished new furniture. On,
cost will do It. A child can apply Jt, Yoi
ran change a pine to a walnut, or a cherr
to mahogany; there is no limit to rca.
fsncies. All retailers sell 1U
J. A.
PHILLIPS.
-IlKALBIt JS:
Pianos and Organs,
WKisBror.T. rA.
Fnnr Canllnsl ltsasons Wlir You Should Buy
l.ullr.l-inos and Organi at Phillips'
tXThllllpshas no Agents l
rjr-riillllis Ims i-o ''nlleelurs 1
fr-l'lillllDS has 1 1 r xpenses I
fcri'lillllps can tune rianos snd Organsl
r7s.mT.or ell tm ....JT .. Is II, .1
la rapidly road hr that reiaarkaj'l pr 'j, . -etion.Lr.
tt.TOCt? 3 UP23YTD BL00P 3US3&' .
Vor the flpoed; euro rt Hcrofula, Wauticg,
AUrcnrlai Disease. Eruptions, Eryiipil.ia,
rital decaf, end every 1 odiont ion of in poToiv
.bed blood. Sr. Mailt;'! Jl:ei Bairci.it is tha
isi romedf that ran alw&jt be relied upon.
THE SELLERS MEDICINE CO.
TO CONSUMPTIVES.
Tim mi..fr, I irnpil imilnir been restored to
lien It li d Dimple means, alter suffertnK tors a
erul with a severe lung allertlon, and tln
dread disease Comuin tt Ion, Is anxious to make
known to tils fellow snnerers the means oi cure,
lo those who desire It, he will rheeilully send
(tree ot cnaigp) n copy vi me jirrscniJuun useu,
which they will find a sure cute lor Consump
tion. Attfnna, HronrliltU and all throat and
lung Maladies. He hopes all sufferers 111 try
tils remedy, as It islmahiable. Those desiring
tho prescription, which will cost them nothing
and may prove a bleeslmr, will please address,
llov. r.lMVAIUI A. HILSOX, BroolljD,
New York. apr. 23, 'vz-iy.
Head the Advgoate.
If You Iluve
Xlmlie law
SEE
AltNER & SOLT,
Tropiletors of the
Portable Steam Saw Mill
who u 111 do j our woik st Itessonable Kales.
ItoiuuNCE, CSIOK Hill, East Weiss
roRT, l'A. oct. 24, '91,jl
CURE
Elck Headache tnd rslisve all tbe trmiblu fact
dent to a bilious state of the syatsin snob as
Dixxioeii, Nausea, Prowsiness. DUtntss after
eating. Fain la tns fiida, to. While tseif mosft
ftmukablo sncceas baa been shorn la curing j
SICK
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corrsc t all disorders of t he s t omachUmnlats tha
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ling to do without Ibcno. Cut after aUalctbatd
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I we make oat great boast. OorpllUcartitvhU9
lotbsrs do not.
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by dxoggisU CTeryvhare. or sent by mall.
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