CHRISTMAS CAROL. W wt4 has irown old with Its ttirden of Bnt M Cbtlstmiu It &lm.j-a U Tnng. Tqb beftrt of th, J.wel burnslnstrons and fair, Aiiduteonl fall of miulo breaks forth oa th. When the sons of the angels Is sung. It ts oojnlnff, old earth It ta oqiplnff tonight! Oa the mowflaliM which cOT.r thy sod Thefctt of the Christ ohlld fall gentlo and K-hlte. And Tolce of th Christ child tells ont with slight That mankind are the children of Ood. Ontheaadand tho lonclr, tho wretched and tfrSw of the Christ child shall fall; to vrcft blind wanderer open tho door pppe that ho oared not to dream of before, 1th a sunshine of welcome for all. Thefoet of the humblest mar walk In tho field IVhore the feet of the Holiest hare trod. This, thjs M the matTel to mortals revealed whcD the ellrery trumpets of Christmas hare iwea. That mankind are the children of God. Phillips Brooks In Youth's Companion BABY'S CHRISTMAS GIFTS. Little Margarita Had Her Own Views About Slaking Presents. Wo TTcro talking over Christmas gifts at larjcbcon, when Margarita saldi "Wn,nt to buy Kia'znas p'esenta tool Want to buy Kls'mas p'oscnts tool" At onco Undo Jim CJclalmcJ: "So Margarita shall buy Christmas pretontsl'' Upon which Margarita rewarded him witn a emlle enchanting enough to have made a fur poorer man than uncle Jim dp exacjly what Undo Jim did. He puljed a big roll of bank bills from his pocket and put thorn in the little one's tiny hand. "That U nil nonsense, Jiml Don't you doitf eald papa. "She will bankrupt you in nn hour," said Inez. "I wouldn't, Jim," Baid mamma gen tly. "She knows no mora about the worth of money than any other little two-year-old girl, If she is my baby and you niece." "Tou wero two and a half years old last month, weren't yon, pet?" cried her uncle, catching her in his arms. "And you shall bay some Christinas presents If you want to. We don't care what thoy say. We will show them that Mar garita has ns much wisdom as some older people in selecting gifts. We know, don't we, petr , Ana of course Margarita said yes. So It came about that as the others were engaged I accompanied Margarita mat afternoon on ner nret round of Christmas shopping. I had my strict in junctions from Uncle Jim not to urge any purchase upon tho child, but to al low her to have her own choice in every thing, provided prices did not exceed a certain sum. When Margarita's nurse brought her down to the carriago she did look sweet nnfl wise enough to almost win me over to Uncle Jim's opinion. Thinking that books would pleasotho little one as mnch as anything, we drove to a book store and made our way from counter to counter. At first nothing seemed to Interest Margarita so much as the gay crowds of people. Finally, she looked tip from a picture book, in reply to my question, "What do you want to buy for Maurice?' she said, "Want to bny tandy lelephant." At tho confectioner's there was a grand array of sugar animals, and Mar garita seized upon a whlto elephant, and wosporfectly satisfied. "Will the littlo lady havo anything else?" asked tho saleswoman politely. "Do you want to buy anything here fir Inea or Uncle Jim or nurse?" I asked. But the yellow curls shook decidedly as sho answered: "Nuffln now." Our next stop was at a large fancy goods store, and I thought that here the little girl would certainly see something tojstrflfB her fancy. But the beautiful things wero passed unheeded. At last she said: "Want to buy mamma a tandy tittcnl" As Tony, the coachmon, said that there was a confectioner's near by, we drove there Instead of to the place where we bought the elephant. A saleswoman Informed mo that I would find the animals at the lower end of tho store, whereupon Margarita said: "Don't want to buy animals! Want to bny a tandy tittonl" Of course even-body within hearinir laughed, and I hurried Margarita along toward the counter where kittens were kept. The purchase made, other stores were visited, but all to no purpose. Five times wo returned to ono or the other of tho two largo candy stores for o "tandy wifbbit" for nurse, n "tandy piggy" for Inez, o "tandy but'lly" for Nannie, a "tauay mousey" for papa, and, to cap all, which was, like the others, her own choice, a "tandy monkey" for Uncle Jim. "Aren't you going to buy me any thing" I naked. "2?o," said Margarita, rather wearily, "Hons "oul" ns If love were enough, and I felt that It was. Contrary to ray expectations, tho lit tle one was silent in regard to her shop ping, and even Uncle Jim asked no questions. On Christmas evo I went to the drawer where I had put the gifts that Margarita had bought, but not a package was there. I felt almost certain that Margarita had not touched them, for she was not a med dlesome child. But if she had not been asleep I would have questioned her. As H was I tearched everywhere, bnt could find no trace of them, The next morning I asked Margarita about it. She looked up innocently and said, with tho sweetest smile in tho world, "Oh, 1 eated up thum alll" Toronto Empire. A Chance for a Fortune. There survive in this city a few hand cork cutters who still contrivo to make a sort of living in competition with tho cork cutting machines and the peasants of Catalonia. Ono of these men hangs out a curious sign in an east side street It is a glass case containing tho model of a house all of cork. It is possibly the house that Jack built, for there are bits of cork to Simula to bags of graiu. The factory is a shed in tho rear of an ordi nary dwolling house. Here, with the old of some simple machinery, tho cork cutter manages to eke out an existence. Ilia chief grievances are tho competition of machinery and tho problem of dispos ing of the waste. Light as cork is, tons of clippings nc cumulato, and although various uses have been discovered for this refuse, it brings little or nothing when sold, and constantly accumulates to the embar rassment of tho corkcutter. There is u comfortable little fortune for the man Who shall devise some really profitable use for cork clippings. New York Sun. How They Got Aloug. A Nantucket woman tails of the an noyance to which the Mitchell household was subjected, after its daughter, Maria Mitchell, became famous, at the hands of two importunate tourists. Its privacy was so persistently and unwarrantably invaaou tnat its members leit occasion ally that politeness ceased to bo a virtue. One persistent woman, who got herself admitted on a shabby pretext, so wearied a sister of Miss Mitchell, into whose hands sho fell, that when the woman after a series of searching questions wound up with, "And what do you do In this dull town after the tourists ore gone' the other replied, with a drawl natural to uer, "llu, we cut of! oar cou pons. Exchange. - An Enigma U Men, Most men think that the ways of that Woman ts past finding out who rails against the male sax for chewintr ten cent plugs of tobacco and expectorating on tne pavement, yet wno goes Herself and deliberately wipes np that same pavement with a twenty-five or fifty dollar gown that her father or husband earned by the sweat of his brow. Al bany San. Bently composed after playing a pre- maa on uie organ, or wnue taking nil "ante jentacoUr" or "pot prandial" walks he found m the aolitudeof the 'letise r r. ' t. .ntf-thittg more profound cntei m tliau anything he oould Ond i i . i. WHAT CHRISTMAS MEANS. Celebrated as a ltolr Day Since the Tear of Onr Lord OS. At midnight on the Sflth of this month tho birthday of the Saviour of mankind will have been celebrated for tha seven teen hundred and ninety-second time, for Christmas was first kept as a holy day A. D. OS. Wo have no means of de termining the exact data of tho Saviour's nativity. As to the year, preponderance of opin ion and of such evidence as wo have seems to favor that of 4 or 5 B. 0. As to the month, December is tho height of tho rainy season in Judca, and, there fore, the fact, as stated by the New Tes tament, that shepherds were watching their flocks on its plains while stars were shining in tho heavens on the night of the Saviour's birth, makos it extremely unlikely that it could havo occurred in that month. Many learned treatises have been written and plausible argu ments advanced to provo that It must havo taken placo In October, but the question will ever remain In abeyance. For tho first three centuries Christmas was ono of tho most movable of all re ligious festivals. The Eastern church observed Jan. 0 as the nnnlvcrsary both of Christ's birth and circumcision. But in the Fourth century Popo Julius I or dered an investigation of tho matter, ana after long deliberation the theolo gians of both the east and the west united in appointing Dec. 23 to bo kept as Christ's birthday. It poems not im probable that in selecting Dec. S3 as the dato of the greatest evont savo ono the crucifixion in tho world's history tho worthy fathers were Influenced by n de sire to supplant the many heathen fes tivals of tho winter solstice, such as the Saturnalia, or creat festival of Saturn and Ops, which began on Dec. 10 (or after Caesar's reformation of tho calen dar on the 17th) and continued for seven days. This presumption is inade more prob able from tho fact that for many centu ries the festivities of Christmas wero prolonged until "Twelfth night," Jun. 0, and even till Candlemas day, Feb. 2, while they usually began as early as the night before All aalnts' Day, or Hal loween, thus showing tho desire of the early fathora of the church to make the heathen converts to Christianity feel that they had lost nothing In harmless pleasure and enjoyment by the substi tution of tho Christian festival for the heathen ono. Not only did tho Romans observe this period of tho year ns a tlmo for mirth and rejoicing, but many of our most familiar Christmas usages nro derived from the old heathen festivals which Christmas replaced. Tho custom of giving Christmas presents, now so uni versally obsorved, was derived from tho old Roman Saturnalia or Feast of Saturn, above mentioned, at which it was cus tomary for nil the members of a house hold to offer gifts to one another. Tho Yule cloir. or loor the o-rn.ifc cllnTr Of timber placed in olden times upon the Christmas fire was derived from the Saxon feast of Jul or Yul, at which a similar pleco of timber gave the princi pal flro and tho principal light. Tho Yulo clog and the superstitions con nected with it are among tho most ven erable of Christmas associations. The Yulo clogs that blazed in the vast halls of the old EngllRh feudal barons of the Middle Ages were huge trees, and we nro told that even Just beforo tho close of tho last century the mansion of an Eng lish gentleman residing near Shrews bury was totally destroyed by fire In consequence of too large n Yule log hav ing been lighted on his hearthstone. When tho Yule clog was not all con sumed before dawn and burned on into the light of Christmas day, its ashes were carefully preserved until the next Christ mas eve. Tho custom of decoratlnor churches. dwellings and places of business with evergreen, holly, laurel, bays and mis tletoe at tho Christmas season has ulso a heathen origin, being a perpetuation of an observanco of the old British Druids, whose belief it was that kindly sylvau spirits sought these ornaments of living green and hovered near them, untouched and unharmed by nipping frost, until tho death of winter. Those same old Druids attached much importance to tho mistletoe, Investing it with a peculiarly hallowed and mystic character. They regarded it ns an em blem of love and believed that it typi fied the beneficent feelings of their cods toward mankind. It Is doubtless to thisl old Druidlcol association of the mistle toe with lovo that the English custom, which still obtains, of enforcing tho for feit of a kiss from nny female who is caught under a branch of it at Christmas time is traceable. By the celebration of Christmas, with its grand liturgy, its magnificent musio and Its pictorial and dramatic repre sentations of the principal events In the life of him whoso birth it commem orated, tho church sought to replace these heathen festivities and to lift up the minds of tho people to something higher nnd holler, though from the first tho day was regarded both as a holy commemoration of n most sacred event nnd as a mirthful, joyous festival. In the Middle Ages the festive observances of the day often so far overtopped its more sacred features that tho clergy were frequently compelled to check the unseemly merriment of their flocks. 'llie name of Christmas assigned to the festival was derived from Christ and the Saxon macsse or mass, and the two words were combined to denote a enecial service in honor of the birth of the Son of Ood. rrobably one of the most Generally known of tho old Christmas observances, next to tho giving of presents, is the singing of Christmas carols. Thesa were pious canticles designed to replace tha ribald songs of the old heathen festivals, and the custom of children and even grown people going about from house to House singing them nt the door on Christmas evo and being rewarded with Christmas cheer and Christmas Brand ing money is maintained In many parts 91 bnglana even at the present day. New York World. Why the Shark I. Always Hungry. As it is a source of wonder how the flea manages to exist in the sand, where his chances of obtaining a meal may not occur once in a lifetime, so natural ists are puzzled as to how the shark maintains himself. The ocean is wide, and the nnmber of men who fall over board small indeed in comparison to its area. Tho vast proportion of sharks, then, must go through their lives with out n remote chance of obtaining n meal at tho expense of the human kind. Thero is no ground for tho surmosition that tho fchark can exist upou air; ho is not like the whale, provided with nn ap paratus that enables him to sweep up me tiny innaDitanta ot tne seas, lie Is too slow in swimming, and infinitely too slow in turning, to catch any fish that did not deliberately swim Into his mouth; nnd unless we suppose that, as it is said of the snake, ho exercises n magnetic in fluence over fish and causes them to rush headlong to destruction between his jaws, it is impossible to imagino how he obtains a sufficient supply of food for his sustenance. Indeed, it would appear that it is only when he gets tho good luck to light upon a dead or badly injured fish that the shark has ever the opportunity of mak ing u really square meal. His prolonged fasts certainly furnish an ample explana tion and excuse for his alleged savagery of, disposition. London Standard. Art lu Telling Un. Telling tha truth la an art, but not nearly so dlffloult an art as telling lies. It Is within reach ot any man's power, if he will take time and pains, to relate tbo thing that is. It takes a man of Im agination and strong memory to bring forth the thing that is not. Besides, the liar cannot carry his He all over the world and bock to the creation; at soma point or other ha must piece it on to the universal truth, and to do that neatly he most be a good workman, but this is only part of tha greater question as to vice and virtue generally. Virtue is for J1 wno love It; In order to become an accomplished villain a man most have natural aptitude, careful training and Immense powers of application, and at any time the villian may be rained, as a villain, by the unexpected coining to uie or conscience. aju the Year lloand. 8 Poitlt i.ltMficijest. 21 i .list. it 3.1tVi Jjleasure to cjjew if 4. Jf satisfies 5. Always ijfB siire, B. You should try' it. Atm lit.lflilsVoTi having it Lehigh Goal & LIMITED. Specialties. Myer's Pumps A complete line, including Cucumber Pumps A complete line including Coal Oil At wholesalo and retail Usual line of Hardware, Oils. IS HEADQUARTERS FOR GENERAL HARDWARE, Paints, Varnishes, Glass, &LL KIND OF GOAL, fca OPS. PUBLIC SQUARE, Bank Street, Lehighton, Pa KSorrosiTE J- FIRST STREET, - Has just opened an entire new line of LADIES' FINE DRESS GOODS! Comprising all the very latest styles in White Goods, Sa teens, Prints, Ginghams, MaFSCillCS, Seersuckers and Fancy Dress Patterns of the very best qualities at oxceed ing low prices. Groceries, Provisions, Crockeryware.Glassware, AT ood and Willo wware of the best makes at low figures. Cloths Cassimers Hats, Boots, Shoes and Ready- made Clothing in great variety and at prices -with the reach of all purchasers prices fully as low as the same goods can be bought for at any other general store in this vicinity. Carpets. Oil-cloths, Lamps and Fixtures m great variety and of best quality at Rock Bottom Prices. Uest quality ot Flour and $ame articles can be purchased elsewhere. All goods of tho very best quality and are beinc sold at prices equally as low as the same goods in this section. Call and be convinced. ifcspecttully, July 823-71 'Merry Christmas to You.' This year we surpass oursulf in the array of new and hand some things gleaned from the choicest to bo found anywhere Our store never represented such a scene of holiday lovlincss it surpasses everything and beats Gome and see what we have lor Beautiful Plush an Silver and Jewel Cases, Handsome Silverware, Pretty Jewelry, Magnificent Dolls, Wonderful Toys. And a multitude ol other things we cant mention. Confections, Nuts, Fruits, Groceries, At our usual very low prices. CULTON, 0p the Park. FINE SILVERWARE, WATCHES AND BEAUTI FUL JEWELRY. Arc among tho new things now on exhibition in our store. We believe that nowhere in this county can you find a prettier assortment to select from at lower prices. Our goods nro not trash but good honest goods nt lowest prices. CONFECTIONS AND FRUITS. The former in all delectable dainties, and everything seasonable in the latter. Sunday schools, festivals supplied at low prices All the Very Latest Novelties in Toys. Lowest prices and biggest assort inent. Clias. H. Nusbaum, BTUDGE STREET, AVEISSPOItT, PA. New Bee Hive A LLEN TO WN.P A . Coino and see tho special mm iin now proRrealng at the NEW BEE HIVE, during thU Tli n nit fftvlncl Week. lF-Ourcomrwtltlon liat never been sharp er, our assortment never greater, nor havo mir smci ever been lamer tlmn they have been thin season: nml In outer to outdo anything ever of fered lathe Coat Lino in tills city, wo make this special sate, not only In cinantUy, but also innrleo. For Instaneo we sell jou a Jleefer v 1th Fur Trimming that h sola all o er 15.00. Our Special Trice $12.00. tSDon't forget the place. "Hunsicker's Cor. 8th and Hamilton, ALLENTOW THE POLICEGAZETTE Is the only Illustrated paper In the world containing all the latest ens.ittonal and sport ing news. No saloon keeper, barber or club room can afford to be without it, It always makes friends herecr it eoet. Mailed to nny a J dress in the United States securely wrapped, 13 weeks for SI. Send tlvo cents for sample copy. llichard K. Fox, FrankllnSquaro. New yYnrvtio Have you tho Advocate 1 Original and independent in everything. Hardware Co, repairs for thtMimp repairs for the Fame. Coal, Sand, Cement, Plaster, &c. & s. depot,- - LEHIGHTON, Pa Feed at prices mlly as low as the can bought at any general store AMOS REIflEL. tho town. You will believe it. you at very low prices. Toilet Cases Work Boxes, Instead of Starting our Reduction Sales in January we will offer all our Noveltv D ress Goods ai at January Prices. "We Quote a Few Bargains: Novelty Dress Patterns that were reduced to 5.00 a Pattern. A Black Hoofer Coney fur trimmed at 8.50 reduced Irom 10.00 634 Hamilton FINE HOLIDAY FURNITURE. ire beat last year's assortment of Furniture all to pieces. n.. i j it i- 1 it v uiu iiuv onim ui; u jumusumi.' iiuw line ul Plush and Willow Rockers, Beautiful Sideboards, lor Suits, Handsome Pictures, Beautiful Carpet Patterns. Any of the above articles will make a handsome Christmas present. Prices are the Lowest. KEMERER & SWARTZ, NORTH FIRST STREET, ALLENTOWN, PA. Our Breat Christmas Sale!! A Christmas Carnival. Our store with its many Holiday Hints is a revelation to hun dreds of Christmas fiboiiiiprs. not nulv in tlm liim-iliWim.illcnlnv but in the startling prices. A TT.r1 -M.. i . n. , useuu onrisinias urns ncre : A luxury for tlio fireside anil study now A Smoltng Jacket or House Robe. Hantlsomo and useful Christmas gifts Low Triced Cliildrens Overcoats and Suits Christmas Umbrellas Steel Itods, Oiorlas and Silks with Handles of every style. ' Tcmptlne Christmas Novelties of every descrintlon In handsnmn lTn,lrB..nn Great Christmas Overcoat Uargalns. Flno Canes for Christmas Presents. CIIIUI IJ Ull'll. Latest Neckwear. Puffs, Scarfs Four-in-hands and Hows. All tho new colors Flno Silk Suspenders. Plain and Fancy Embroidered in fancy linxi. Thousands Silk Il'dkcrchlcfs. His Fine Linen Hemstitched Handkerchiefs, seperato and in fancy gift loxes New Silk Mufflers. Extra Qualities In black, whlto and bull colors. Sitk and WooleD Wristlets and Gloves of every quality, lino Merino and Woolen Half Hose, HUNDREDS more of articles too numerous to mention nt our special low Holiday Prices. See Our Great Christinas Windows. Koch & Shankweiler, ClothinE Specialists anil Fashion Leaders of the Valley. Centre Square-Hotel Allen Building--Allentown, IS COMPLETE IN EVERY PARTICULAR. IT INCLUDES Bod Room and Parlor Suites, Tables, Chairs, Book Cases, Couches, &c. Our prices arc positively as low and terms as good as you can get anywhere in tho county. Don't fail to call and see us before making your purchases as wo can positively savo you some money UNDERTAKING in all its Branches. This line of business receives our special attention. Flour, Feed, &c., .-. The very choicest brands at lowest prices. Over the Canal Bridge, East Weissport. " A Feat to Properly Fit Feet." But it is successfully, satislactorially, cheaply and piopcily done at The Only Boot and Shoe Store in Weissport where you can have fitted to your feet at a moment's notice al most nny make or quality shoo nt prices which havo been proved positively lower than the same quality, style and finish can be purchased elsewhere. Wo have a full line to select from, for we do not carry on an adjunct or side show business to occupy om space or time. Come nnd see us, learn our prices and be con vinced that it is to your advantage to deal with us WEISSPORT'S LEADING or a Holiday Present Buy a Beautiful Hanging Lamp. Buy a Pretty Dinner or Tea Net. Buy Artistic Glassware. Buy a Nice Stand Lamp. Buy trom us because you get the best for the least amount of money. Hummers Queensware Be FIRST STREET. LEHIGHTON. New Millinery Tlio ladies of this city find vicinity nrc invited to call nnd sec tho most fashionnblo line of new anil sensonnble millini rvj goods ever exhibited in this town now on display in onr Uny.nr of stylo and fashion. Careful attention will bo paid to the wants of our patrons and satisfaction will bo guaranteed m every pat ticular. IPhilo our prices arc very low you will find our gondr to bo tho very best nnd we will merit your confidence and pat ronage by always furnishing the very lowest prices. Mrs. M. fVieaiul's Building, $7.00 to 10.00 a Tattern aie St., Allentown. Bed Room and Par UJ.J few of tho host of Beautiful and Largest assortment and money saved at our Kor Drossy Young Stcn and the more Values. Now Colors. Hemstitched Pongee B00T& SHOE Dealer most fashionable millinery nt the Kespeclfully, A. Hatpin, Bnnkwny, JLchightoii. RomMhlng forth New Vtr. The world renowned upcom of IiocUer's Stomneh Dlttei.. and lliclr continued noiniUrltY for over n third or n ernturr n stoiitarhlr, I. I scarcely trior.' nondeilul than the welcome that ftreels the ttnntml iiiipeariuiceof Hmtetler'a Almanac 1 hi. i.iluable tnadle.il treallw la nnhllslied l.y I he Ilo.li Her Company, Pittsburg, l'ainndcr tholr own Immediate supervision, einplnvlnu 1,1 hand. In that department. They arorunnlmj al out it month In R year on this nu. n. niiu . uu ifnnj oi same IUr ItHUWU! hO more than ten millions, punted III the Knmish, tler- . I. . no, norm-mull, owpcuisn, 1101 and, ltohemian nnd Npnnlsh Inngnaircs. Iterer to a copy of It for valuable and Intel esllng rend- . v.o'il''' "n"' ?ml numerous testltnonl. als ns to tho eille.M'y ot Hostel ter's Htomach lllt- mical calculations nnd clironolojrlenl Items, &c, nmch enn be depended on forcorrectness. 1 he .............. .... uu vv uoiuoieu iree ot cost, from druggists ami general country tleuleialn Germauy has 0,000,000 acras of forests. , i i?.01!',',! 1 ' H rt;,?r P"'n J'otl a homo ot Saly a lion Oil without labels or wrappers, or In a 'J"".'."?"-" ,-, uv-invro inn-Hage. uou t touch It don t buy at any price, you can rest nssurod that there ts Mtmetlifiiff mns I, ....... k - ...... K'lons nnd worthless countelllt. Insist utn geltlgg a I' 'Mt, unbroken, genuine imckage. Price as cents. It Is a flood Thing, I sav this for 1'an-TIna: I have been In tho drug business many years, and this It ono of tho most successful Cough remedies I havo sold. A caao In point, a neighbor, Mr. Ij II. Nlcitdemtis, hail a chronic Cough for six years' standlne, which no medicine would relieve. I recommended Pan-Tina, and Its effect was magical. It Is a good thing. J. lioss Matcer, Altoona, l'a. Pan-Tina Is sold at 25 and fiOci-uUi alT. V. Thomas drug store. Cannons wero first used In tho year 1813, Fnnio Toollsh Feniilo Allow a cough to run until it gels hevoml llie reach of medicine. They often "sav. "in, 11 u-ilt !... 1.. . - w.., ....... L. jt mi, jit most cases it wears them away. Could they Iw in- ltieo.1 In I,. il,n ,nn.u.r..l . ii , KermVu It-iltm,.. ul.lnl. I....1.I ... - r Mi.iv,, laBiiiu nn ii Hisillve guarantee to cure, they would intmnlialcly seo the excellent effect after taking the first 1 , " "uc """ f i rial tizo free. At nil druggists. The first Englsh clocks were made in 1008. Merit Wins. ' . Wit itA.trn In ,it .a nlll.- r . .. - ..v..u , ,u utu iiLl&uilf., unit lor years wo havo been sclllnz Jjr. King's New Discovery for Consumption, Dr. Kino's Xoiv I.ifo Pills, Uncklen's Arnica Salve and Electric Hitters, and havo never hand- icu remedies mat sell as well, or that have dven such tinlver.nl etlarni.ttnn ve .in not hesitate to guarantee them every time, and wo stand ready to refund tho purchase Drlce, If satisfactory results do not follow their use. These remedies have wen their CTCat nonitlnrltv nnrnlv nn lint. ,nn-liB at lkber's I.ehlshton j and lilery't ll'cisa- pori.. Potatoes were introduced Into Ireland In 15S0. Will Ho lllicn Auny. Our enterprising druggists Thomas I.o hisIiton;and Dlery Weissport, who carry tho finest slock of drugs, porlttmerles, tollot articles, brushes, sponces, etc., arc giving away a largo number of trial bottles of Dr. Mies" celebrated licstoratlve Nct vine. They guarantee It to euro headache, dizziness, nervous prostration, sleepless ness, tho III effects of spirits, tobacco, coffee, etc. Druggists say It Is tho great est, sener tuey ever Knew, ami is universal. Iv satisfactory. Thev also niirflnlpn lit. Vilcs' Now Heart Cure In all cases of nervous or organic heart disease, palpita tion, pain In side, smothering, etc. l'ino uook on ".Nervous and Heart Diseases" flee. Thero aro 5000 clubs In tho United State, whoso aggregate membership Is 000,000, and whose list aro enrolled tho names of many of tho famous men of the day. Coughing Lends to Consumption. Kemp's ISalsatu will stop tbo cough at onco Wisconsin's wheat .crop is estimated al eighty-six nnd a half percent, of a full cyild. Good nttit Itellnhle. Don't pay largo doctors' bills. Tho best medical book published, onobundrcd nascs. elegant colored plates, will bo sent von on receipt ot tnreo a cent stamps to pay tho iiuiagu. nutircss a. i . uruway iv Co.. Ilostod, Mass. Baltimore. Md., boasts of a Newfound land dog that Is an cxDcrt In catching thieves. As Ajer's Sarsaparllla outstrips all oili er blood-purifiers In popular favor, so Ayei's Almanac Is llio most universally familiar publication of tho kind In tbo world. It is printed In ten languages and tbo annual Issuo exceeds lourtcen million of copies. Ask your druggist for it. Printinc was Invented at Mctitz. bv not. tenberg, in 1 l.'O; Introduced Into England In 1471. Thereby Hangs a Tale. "And so, from hour to hour, wurlpu and ilpe. And then, from hour to hour, wo lot and tut. Anil llti-rehv lintu.a l-,to ' ' ...i.i ii uij, ii, ii Kim ui nw, ut out, w no nati Oahiriah In tho lleiut. for many jenrs, and who really had been "rottiiig,"hom hour to hour,uu tllDr. H.iKC'sratarihUcniftlycaiuotolilsnolii'o. iiu nil-it u in ii i m h tut btixut ttigits oi rciiei, nut ho Del listed until n iierni.ttii'itl euro un. eir,-l. oil, and tho woild was again pleasant to Iho In. l-'iont hN awful sulTeilng lie was set free by the expenditure ot n lew dollars In Unit Incoitipar- Jore than $1,000,000 was received In London, I'.ngland, Jurlng the past year In dog taxes, Tho London rolleo are vigilant In lids direction, If no other. A Tool nntl Ills Money Suon 1'nrt. How true soma of those old sayings aro. A friend of mine mid a traveling ntiaek f5U to euro him of Scrofula, fromwblchho had suffered two years. He gave him a bottle of stuff which onlv asravated the disease. II hen ho went to consult him tho second Mine, tho quack had left for parts unknown. Upon learning the circumstances I lecomtnended SulDhur Hitters. Five bottles cured hint. Editor Journal and Courier. Spectacles were Invented In tho year 1030, but wero not In general us until nearly 1100 years later. Not n Miracle, Now. Until recentlv Consumption was eoiittfitercd Incurable, but now tieotilo nro tieifLniiiur In realize that tho tliseao is not Ineuruhle. Tho cure of Consumption ts not ,i merlcal, now. lr. j'turiw a iioitieii jtieuirai J'lacoiery win cuie it, If taken lu time and ghen a fair trial. 'J his woild re-nonlied remedy will mil. iiliLh m w Iuuks, but It will restoio diseased ones to u healthy stale when other means ham failed. Hiousands gratefully testify tty this. It Is the moat iiuwitt utiiir. or stieiigiu-cieniisei, auu nutritive, or tloHli-blllliler. Limun In niiitii..il tKleiiee, Tor Weak Jamas, bpitilng ot lilooit. "Uier Complaint." and Dyspepsia, oi imli.'ts Hon, it Is an unoiiualed remedy. Ancwsttle of saddle cloth has the un derside made like a watlle. The holes ami their edges are Intended to hold fat to 'he horse's hide and prevent slipping if fti saddle-girth is not fastened firin'y. A railroad tunnel 4000 feet long, is bi Ing drilled through a mouuUm peak near llie village of Cialera, Penna., which is 19,000 feet above the level of the tea ai d 000 feetabovd the perpetual snow line. Melons were Ont called canteloupos from being cultivated near Cauteluppi, a village near Home, where thoy bad been lutin duced from Armenia by missionaries. OamOoldi, Couth Ian Thru frenp Tafia nit, WktoptngCoBfb. Broaibitut. i JUUnua a ui. to, Ca a ump latin u . ..i... , . KdvtllMd IU(C. I. a Tug Vl.iliUX- eclUkl affect aiui tkiuc ike ini tUte iwu u CHf.lSTMAS CHEER. Pint Turkey What ia yonr opinion of ChriBtinM, anyhow? Beoontl Ditto Don't ax lne. Philadelphia Inquirer. A ring would be n very appropriate gift for a Christinas belle, Norrlstown Herald. The most useful Christman nronent thin year would Deem to bo a pair of goloshes or an umbrella. Baltimore American. The cash girl in tho notion Btore didn't need anybody to tell her that Christmas was oommg. Merchant Traveler. A green Christmas makes a cros9 coal man. Milwaukee Wisconsin. Miss Cuinao I don't know what to give papa for a Christinas present. Mrs. Cutnso Give him ono of those new long handled umbrellas. I need it over so Iwdly.New York Sun. What a good thing it is that Christ mas comes once a year. Wo nro then able to take note of tho nnmber of mean men whom tho Lord allows to livo on front day to day. Kearney Enterprise. M'orlicil Hint. "Say, boss, give rao a few pennies to bny something to eat, you!" said n ragged urchin to a man hurrying tnrougii airh street at u o clocK Christ' mas ove. Now tho ono appealod to had just been buying Christmas presents for a score of Bisters, cousins anil aunts, to say nothing about tho numerous rattles, dolls, etc., which ho had bought for tho members or bin own immediate family. -I cousennently ho was feeling rather poor. "Can't do it, sonny," ho said rather grainy, as lie hurried on. Tho boy assmnwl a tono half sorrow ful, with a touch of independence in it, and said to the retreating figure: "Boss, I hope you will have a Merry Christmas." Tho man stopped, turned around, dug his hand into hia pocket nnd handed tho urchin a quarter. Then ho lmtricd on again. Ten minutes later tho same urchin en tered a hallway where half a dozen street nrabs wero assembled. "lli, Jlmmyl" ho yelled ns ho entered. "seo what do bloko glvo mo (showing the quarter). Let's play 'craps.' "Now itorK irumnc. Still llclleved In Santi. Claus. Faith in tha Santa Claus myth hasn't entirely faded ont of the juvenile mind, though even the very youngest repre sentatives of tho present generation are apt to be skeptical. Tho proofs Little Bettiua, three years old, has n rag doll with whom her relations aro particularly tender nnd sympathetic. A morning or two ago this doll was dis covered near tho fireplace in a shocking condition. She was black in tho faco and, in fact, black all over, nnd tho amen of soot nbout her was very strong. It was a my.iti ry until Bettina was in terrogated. The condition of the doll inado her hails a littlo rueful,-but ' fche brightened tip, and said: "I fkpered lo Patty all tho things I wanted for Christmas nnd sent her up tlio chimney to tell Santa Clausr Bos ton Transcript. Old Tlmo Epicures. Listen to tho enumeration of good tilings (loscntaiii by wmstlecratt to have been served up at King Arthur's tablo on Christmas day. If the list bo authen tic, thero is less reason to wonder at tho feats of courage nnd strength performed by tho Knights of tho Round Tablos They served up Balmon, vealsoa and wild boars Dy hundreds and by dozens and by scores. Hogsheads of bonoy, kilderkins of mustard, Muttons nnd fatted beeves and bacon awino, Herons and bitterns, peacocks, swan and bas tard. Teal, mallard, pigeons, widgeons, and, la fine. Plum puddings, pancakes, applo pics and cus tard, And therewithal they drank good Gascon wine, With mead and alo and cider of onr own; For porter, punch and negus were not, known. Christmas Book. Mrs. Showden I hear that Jimmy Jenkins, tho coachman, has eloped with old Moneybag's daughter, Mr. Snow den That will ticklo tho old man im mensely. Mrs. Snowden How so? Mr. Snowden Why. tho old skinflint will get out of giving her a Christmas pres-1 cnt. Kearney Lntcrprlse. cotynHHTitiJa Keep out disease by keeping in healthy ac tion tlio liver, stomach anil bowels. There's a pleasant and a suro way of doing it. It's with Dr. I'icrce s Pleasant Pellets. They're tho best Liver Pill ever made, and a prompt anil effectivo remedy for Sick Headache, llilious Headache, Con stipation, Indigestion, llilious At tacks, and all derangements of tho stomach, liver and bowels. They clcanso and renovato the system, quietly but thoroughly. Thoy rcg ulato tho system, too thoy don't upset it, liko tho old-fashioned pills. These aro purely vegctablo and per fectly harmless. Ono "Pellet" a dose. They're the easiest to take, and tlio mildest in operation tho smallest in size, but tho most effi cient in their work. They're tho cheapest pill you can buy, beeanso they're guaranteed to givo satisfaction, or your money is returned. You only pay for the good you get. Can you ask inoro? That's tho peculiar plan all Dr. Pierce's medicines aro sold on. Scientific American Agency for CAVEATS. , TRADE MSKKU. DEBIOM PATENTS COPYR1CHTS, etc. For Information and free TIandbook write to MLNN A CO 8(11 JlaoADWAT, Ktw imir. nidcHt bureau fur set units patent to Ann rial. Krery pstottt taken otitbrus ts liroivtit tKfiiro tue audio by a notlco given free of cnavo la tbo lArtroct ciirnlfktlftn of any ftdenUfle paper In tbo world. HplendidiT 11 lust rated, ha Intel llacut tumn nhould bo without It. Weekly. ft:i.UU a yearj tUO Kil nrnnth. Addr MlTKN & CO.. ltrunauKUB. XI llruadwsy, Nuw V uric Tlio Hcst Remcdr III In this world, rayi J, Ilofberrof Syracuse, N, Is raBtorEoenlg'g Notre Tonlo, because my ion, who was partially paralyse throe yoari ago and attacked by flu, haa not had any ijmptoma ol tbcm ilnoo ho took one bottlo ot the rmely( I most beortlly thank for It, lYerroua li-obtrctIoi, Sleep Ions neifst it ml AVeaKuoi. Wmt Bbovohtok, Qoebeo, 0L 1, V0. The Fatter Koe&Ig'e Nerve Toaio I ordered was for a young lady ot my bo&aeboldt who was al moitneoleM to hcrielf and otheri, onto? to nervona proctrattan, tletlenM, weak mm. do., Ac To-day there 1 qolte a change. TL young peraon la much better, atronger, and bwa u&rvoua. She will oontlntie to aw your xnodl ,aauk""VH'801iEv.p.fuiiviii. FREE fesSej KOENIQ MED. OO.. Chloago, lit. SolJ li PmMlils at 1 per HotUo. ShrK i A CME BLACKING is chMp n at 20 cents a bottle than ?n; other Dressing at 5 cents A LITTLE GOES A LONG W-' twrnuso shoes once blackened wltli I1 " be kept clean br washing thorn with it rcoplo la moderato circumstances Cm' profltablo to buy It at SOo. a bottle, becnf what they spend for Blacking thoy mt - shoe leather. It Is the cheapest blacking oonsldciii lis quality, and yet wo want to scl cheaper If It can ba donq. Ve, will pa t 810,000 "Reward for a rccipo that will cnablo ns lo jr. 1 Wolff's Acme ViAazxma at such a 1 1 that a retailer can profitably sell It atl'k bottle. This offer Is open untUJan. 1st, 1 ' WOTjFP ft RANDOLPH, rhtlodelpWe Old furniture painted With PIK-RON (this Is the namo of Iho paint), lookl iiV f laincil and Tarnished m furniture. i coat will do It A child can arp'7 " cAn cliango a pino to a walnut, or a clu'i r to mahogany; thero ia no limit to r fancies. All retailers sell IL CiLucsy Sheen '.ml vip -i i v tli, so much ndinlred In li.'n. i i 1 1 Mtieil by tlio uso of Aycr's li.ii- i -r. 'im'tu Is nothing better than tl.M , n'l.id'i i r.ir keet-f ng the scalp clean, t it. 1 In i M'). It rt-stoics to faded and p- ' i(r ttt' oiM.ii.il colnr mid beauty, pre v' i,' (.ililtit'si, mtd impiuM to the hair a 8., y lext-.r.: and n 1bm.,-i and delicate fra-r,-itTj' lint moat cloimtit and economical (In-l,,' I:i tlio murk ct, no toilet h complete v i !i.u: Ayer's Hulr Vlror. ' .:, wltY 1 Ml.-rcs tint tbo money spent for th U. .i VlRor wni iho best Invest tiii'u'. -.hocli ui U. Ilitupaitsnsoft And Silky Texture. ti tli :mtr, r. : ' "J-.es much satisfaction." J. A Adam; M. Awin.Inc.Teias. "A lor H1 3 n immlier ef other prepara ttniHwitlio iLfi.y RHiiHfnrtory result, 1 find tliit Aycr'fi lifLlr Vi;:-r Is causing my hair to frnv'." A J. -mi,t, (leiier.il Merchant, In l-n lb ' J,.. V. T. 'V.yoi'n !' ! VirHi the only preparation I ottliI el i (hid to remote dandruff, euro tie!.! or liiii,,'tn, nii-l pretent loss of tialr. I cnniMentH n- onuneml It." J. 0. ilutler, F.-Jt'liCC-. ' Re:uft From Using "Aycr- Mivir Vipor irtll rrertnt prema ture lu.'; of li-iir nnd when so ltvt will tlm ul.it i ia m-w urnwth. I have med the prepa ration for tlioi purposes ami know whereof I affirm." A. Laeoml-e, Opelousa, la, Oyer's Hair Vigor rtiFrARirn nr Dr. J. n, AVER & CO., LcYiell, Mats. eIJ by I)ruK3l3t3 and Perfumers. The Chain of evidence in now complete tnat DR. HEBRA'8 VIOLA CREAM la tho only TiiYTwirfttloii that noil tlvclv doea all that ff . rlaimrn for It. It remove! i FrocklpR. Llvcr.mole r. liluik- Tirnrlft. 1'lmnlM. Tart, nnd all I imperfections of the sk fn, without InJartV V A few applications will render a rough f J rcu FKiu buu, Bmoom nna woiie. uisuut oco8mctlatocoverdefocts,butacuro,aml 1 euarnntocdtoclvoRatlfiiaction. Price 50c I At druggists; or sent by mall. Send for, 1 testimonials, Q. C. BITTNER & CO., TOLBDO, OHIO DEAFNESS, ITS CAUSES AND CURE Bcientl ileal ly treated by an anrlst of worldwiJa reputation, Deafness eradicated and entirely cored, of from 20 to 30 years standing, after all other treatments havo failed. Ilowthedtftt. cnlty Is readied and the cause removed, fully explained m areolars, with atUdavita and testi monials of cores from promlneBtpeople,mntlea trco. ir. A. ifUJlXAlMC TMoam, WUxlu RUPTURE! Cnro guaranteed by Dr. J. II. Mayer iArcnumiia. ?,cl?y. I'housanda of cares. Dr. Marerljat j.uigi j-enn, iteamnfr, l'a., ecoml Saturday of each mouth, bend for circulars. Advice free. luck H&adacho and rxllev all the troablM fnof fient to a bilious etttoof tho systm,saoli Vltilacs; Kansoa, Dromtneafl. Dlatreu after catlBft. Tain In tho Bldo, bo, Whlto their mosft yomaikablo success has been shown la curing 4 no&Aaeue, yet Oarteri little Liver Fflli tx4 carnally valuable in Constipation, cnHngand pro venting tbisannoylnacomplalnt.'whilotbeyalfttf rorroc all disorders of the tomachtimaikle tha llTer and regulate tho bowelf. ron U they o&Jl lAebstheywocMboalmostprlelaaatot1i2i4hd iaa.'er from this distressing complaint; but fortu nately thelrgoodneas does notend bere.&nd thaea who once try them will find theso littlo pills valo Iftble in so many ways that they wiu not ba wil ling to do without thorn. Put after allalclt hoa4 lis the bane of so many tires that here Is whan Others do not. Carter's utUe Uver Pllla are very small an4 very easy to use, una or two puis euaeoa aosa. 1 They are strictly vegeUblo and do not gripe or purge, but by tholr gentla action please all wh lusethem. Ia vials at S3 cents 1 Ave for $U QsAtl 1 by dxugglsU eTerywbere, or sent by zoiil. CARTER MEDICINE CO., New Yorki SMALL PILL, SMALL DOSE, SMALL PRICt AXLIu ORESSE best in inc ttoiild. I'-wrnriD.qualUlns.r.an.uniAwd.acttianv c l-iH'lii two liozra tr ruiiroth.r brand. Mil tam.i4 Ly Wu 1 ru 11 u u ui u in . IOB S stK IIY riFAT.riia GrXEIULLY. In If ymirlttiintiM' nil ill- ui.fi T0-l5t',HT "'' "" OIISC'nuj , Ii itWUUld J fU ill t U 1,1 I ilj'.t 1 1 1 CitUkl ''"'' Hunt. Beldin's I RemeJy ii a tuiiicM.nariQiuM i to j car It liu. iH-nr faiEii ut irniu a. 1 n.luo. I run, fr , Ai' i 1 i i n -itl I 1 THE OR. BUDlR H0rKt 'ffD J.'l"!! h HAVE I YQU BSCHIFPMANN'S Asthma Cure! EHutnr luls U fits iris Lao I miM la iito wav ' tikxi, and ITwIa t-arr krru tlhr full i UH. It. WJH If FMAWH, Mritl, Wilms , '.Mr? MUNIC;f,v coRPOii'.r v i -v.Dt APPftOVEH W. . Chi, . rr.i i r.rr.. rr is- .' oati i I ri- Tarh. WINK'S