ANwt n r 1 ttwik mr mrrn i ln c hddl b t Tlu " It ( lit h-viil Il LI till t'l tU "Mjim i i i lit U U 11.1 hi I toH m i.' (' I. Ai. 1 i.U llx f n Mil- Vr.l. i tin tnli! WIumi from ii fall. Th' n Rails an i ThmiK'ti jut lur ftomc Glad timi'B my call In thniiBaniHnlf' v r cry. not know, la ii Ix-ikI sundered, bllr- lit. ti l blent reply, ujhln HattwrV - Naanio M TIIE lTNYliED KOPECK. 1 i lie Illlllll' i tin 1 1 mlil 1) i i Mi ,i .11.' :'I l nnd (l.ilnu m ilv wllT-l.t i ! little pi. 1 of I 1 1n "I. V Knsstan police, it uld excel the most n,.;of your Belots 1 i handsome, lienv v. ho wat one of n " itlcmen in a smnll i"Wg private palace, it writers of fiction .)f his auditors were i'' sometimes go to I , bnt I am sure that m have never heard clc which belongs to Mce jnst mentioned." in. renin ' I "W.i hi.'.. t 'I here in Hii":u' t' Fr lirlini.'ii), "inn1 tlui r. nl f.ii mat. thi' Flirt".vilc; t oT ! of tli.i iMuii'lii-d k i tlm luniiWof tho r Tin- man with i whiskers emptied bin wlm irl i" .m I ninhwl it away as lit ( i m t i r mod 4,Aii(mt fit'i'ii yars ago Connt Yastl vitrU was one of the best known nobles of til" euii'-.n-. His St. Petersburg estaV lishiu.'nt wns condncted on a style of rnjnl mignificvMii'e, and he had the im perial .'.ir aftoner than any other man of his rank Well, one morning the connt was found doad in his mansion and im di r tircimstances which went to prove that :n.'l)idy had helped liiiv oat of thi world. Asa matter of course tho Ituvtian police took the affair in hand and that was the last we heard of it. "At that time there was said to bo at tached to tho Third section n man named Paritz. Rumor invested him with all the nt tributes of tho ideal sleuth. No body could be f onnd who had ever seen him, but nil the same the great discov ers s in ci ime continued to be placed to bis credit. lie worked out great results from impossible beginnings, and some said that it was Paritz who was ndding most to the criminal population of Si beria, Of oourse every one expected to Eeo Cuunt yafilvitch's enemy dragged to light through tho ngency of tills secret man hound, but as weeks and months passed without anything of the kind transpiring, Paritz became the laughing stock of St. Petersburg, "Count Yasilvitch was known far and wide ns a numismatist. Ills collection of coins was tho most complete of any iu the country, and liad drawn from tho mint largo offers of purchase. In tho collection were two kopecks which had been curiously punched tbrongh tho center. Count Yasilvitch valued these coin;; abovo any in his possession, and it was understood that they had a history which ho would not reveal, "When tho police came to examine tho count scoins after his death they discov ered that a number of pieces wero miss. ing, rind among them was one of the kopcclis. Of course the authorities did not care to publish their discovery from motives which you can easily understand, and tho world at largo knew nothing about it. Tho coin which wa3 not taken by the assassin, admitting this for our story s sake, gentlemen, was given to the misty Paritz, with orders to find its mate and tho count s enemy as well "Paritz took the case with his usual bow, and there the rhief of polico left it. The count a coins wero put up for sale. and the numismatists who were drawn to St. Petersburg by the event wondered what had become of the punched kopeck. Half a dozen bidders stood ready to pur- ... chaso it at any price, lime rolled on ' and everybody forgot Paritz and his traiL We did not hear so much about his prowess now, and there wero fewer great discoveries in crime, although tho number of exiles was not lessened, "I recollect that I took considerable Interest in tho trail of the kopeck at tho time. I was rather intimate with member of the police, and he told me much about the count's death and tho hunt. But question him ns adroitly as I would, I conld learn nothing of the identity of tho renowned Paritz. In. deed, I was more than ever inclined to consider him a myth, and to believe that tho namo had become a general term for the Third section. I went uuioau u luw iuvu.ua unci iuv iiuu' -.I - f ........ .1... vn vitcU mystory was sprung on society niil Imnnlail nlinrf fnr.aoaor.4W friT tun years. I visited nearly every part of tho globe, finding wherever I went secret representatives of our police, with whom. belne n native Russian mvself. I becaatu as Intimate ns possible I tried by tlrcs'o means to keep track of tho mythical Paritz and his trail. The secret ngents had heard about tho missing kopeck, but they did not know how far Paritz had nrogr. ss. d, nor where tie was then. "There was something ludicrous in the story of Paritz and the punched lco pc k, Tho coin had continually baffled the Ci.u-fl epy, and he had heard noth ing of It from the time it left Count Yasilvitch':) possession. Yonr French dotecti-e might have done better, but poor Poruz, he could find nothing! "About a year ago interest in the c nnta death was suddenly revived by the arrest of a man who had a lot of raro coins on his person. There was Bald to be some of these missing from the inur. dered man's collection, nnd they were subjected to tho closest scrutiny. The mellow arrested was an honest and illit erate mudj Ik, who averred that he had fouod tho coins in the weed grown gar den attached to the late count s reel, dence. He was not released till the-gar den had been spaded over for more coin by the authorities, whose labors were re warded by the finding of 6everrtl rara roubli'3 known to have been described in the Ya-ilvltch catalogue. "Now more than ever Paritz and. the iineriL-d kopeck became objects of -derl pi u. Several of the Russian newapa pt r i roceived posquinades on tha snb jo t , 1 ut as a matter of course they were not p'ibbshed. A Russian editor iseup pi ed to know jnst how far to go to eat Li br. id this side of the frontier. For fif r.-( n y.'cirs the punched kopeck has been num, to the Russian polioe. Tho Yu dvltch case is as great a mystery r.. w as it was then, and for once Paritz has been thoioaghly baffled. - If lie !-. not a police fiction, he knows no in. .ii- today of the whereabouts of the mutilated kopeck than does the gentle man who inhabits the moon. Oar polioe eund lufned by one of the most lnstg rufli ant coins of the world, for, until Parlts can place the kopeck in his pos session alongside the one he lias not, of ounrse tho mystery of Count Yasilvltcb's ui .til can nut be solved, ' Now, let me show how completely tin Paritz has been beaten," and usmile . ti de over I he whiskered face of the Bus-t-idii hile he refilled his wineglass and drank it off. "I am by no means a de tective lmsolf, but we pick up queer thintri m our everyday wanderings, Yhere er I went during my tour I ex- amined ,ery coin that fell Into my hands, for I was quite familiar with Count Yafilvitch's collection, and be lieved I w cmld be able to recognise any parts of it at sight. I might even admit tbut I gradually grew to be a hunter of lost coins, Hud of the punched kopeck In particular. But I came home unsuccessful. One on ruing in the markets of St. Peters. bnii! I received in change a lot of small i uiu which, be: iv in a hurry at the rluw, 1 1 an ud home v itaont an examination. In mv 1 1 bran I tell to looking at the ittle Koces, ' 1 nhat waeiny aetoBun on ui u In n 1 1 in i .nnivlmndapanohed kup the k Th 1 nllei 1 doul that I bad . Im u had baJBed the .ii inaei ilfte. 11 . ii till I'.l.ltii ills lit lersuuivj 1 ,.ten' h . f .iroir d u .p i. -I Jin uin polioe for i u In. h the wunoer- -t a!fiid to trade h , I uiu 1 in St. P. i,i k which the i v h.ive chaetd nlel- to Wind , ip, r climax, .. koiouel Simovar, Lulled Uiu narrative, u-.t. oat poiket a small pl.e.d .'arefaUyHBd . nt Al u ..t ji.,l ii lt.au Im ll liu wren me projier empnasis or gesraro on the tiible under the lamp. 1 'Is anditors, two Frenchmen and two Km jlans, leaned forward with gate rtv . 1 1 1 on the coin. Now, 1 would like to see Paritz match 1 1 . punched kopeok and thus vindicate the tamo of the Russian police," con tinued Colouel Rimovar, looking up at his auditors with a smile of triumph. "If he does not I may hold him up as tho laughing stock of the world and prove that the Third section is not in fallible." The last words had barely left Simo var's Hps ero ft very dark hand rose over the edge of the table, and the next sec ond, to tho ntter consternation of four men, another kopeck, punched exactly like the first, lay on the cloth. Colonel Simovar fell back nnd stared first at tho second kopeck and then nt tho guest who had placed it where it was. "Paritz. gentlemen, has chased tho i kopeck around tho world," said the . .JtkM,, .l.ln.nA .M11A I ffUCBb mil iioiii. inn rviuiuuuD i,i u omnu on his swarthy fnca. "He takes great k. l...llHnUHt.T,naan..nlln 1 J,l-1lBUlt 111 1 IIIO lltll,, I 1117 l.USIljlll JM1IW by matching Colonel iSimovar's kopeck. am Paritz. Colonel Simovnr broke into a derisivo laugh. i on are my friend and guest, Cap tain Hasilvltch," said he to tho so called Parlts. "I recollect that wo met In Constantinople and again in Milan and Athens. Come, come, gentlemen, Cap taiu Dasilvitch is a man of honor. We will drink to his little joke." The face of Paritz did not relax. Rising to his feet ho drew forth a small diary, the leaves of which ho tnrned with provoking coolness. At length ho began to read of Colonel Simovar's minutest doings in France and among the Pyrenees. From this he jumped to tho tourist in America, and was following him step by 6tep back to the czar's dominions, when Simovar threw up his hand. It is enoughl ' ho said with qnivering lip. "There is but one devil, and his name is Paritz! The police spy bowed. "I tako the punched kopecks, gentlemen, and the mnrderer of Count Yasilvitch as well," and gathering up tho two coins with ono hand, he touched Simovar on the shoulder with the other. There was not the least resistance on the colonel's part, nnd he went with 'aritz and tho pnnched kopecks to tho station. The little wine supper thus startllngly broken up by the indefatigable spy of the czar was nover resumed, and the two Frenchmen left St. Petersburg the next day fully convinced of tho power and the efficiency of tho Russian em pire. uoionei simovar paid tno soverest pen alty of the law for ills secret crime, and from tho day of the finding of tho punched kopeck the name of Paritz has been invested with a new dread. and terror. T. C. Harbauch in New York Mercury. Ho Dliln't I.llio to lis Klued. The Rev. J. Colquhoun, of Leight, was a man of extremo solemui ty of demeanor. On one sncrament Sunday morning, his wife, being desirons to havo him nicely out for tho occasion, had his coat rigged well brushed, his sldrt white as snow and his bands hanging handsomely on his breast; and when sho survoyed Uer gnde man, she was so delighted with his comely appenranco that she suddenly took him around the neck and kissed him. Thereupon the Rev. John was so of fended by this carnal proceeding that 'ho debarred his wife from the sacrament that day. Cotton Factory Times. I'or Valua Xtrceireit. She He was desperately in love with her. Why, he sent her costly flowers and presents nearly effry day for two years. Did he finally win her? He Ho. lie earned her. New York Epoch. Oil, Tlicne Ilinie.t Utile Fellows. Eddie was very fond of raspberry inn. Ono evening when tho parson dropped into tea mamma opened her last jar, with emphatic instructions to Eddie not to ask tor some more jam after getting his share. Ills papa, not knowing the circumstances, ottered to replenish his dish, when Eddie mortified his mother by saying, "Mamma said I musn't ask for any more, 'cause that is all there Is.' A St. Louis physician recalls the cose of a young man who had been dumb for five years, but who, while out hunting ono day, began, m tho oxcltement of the chase, to yell at the top of his lungs. Afterward ho was able to speak with perfect articulation. When Julius Cmsar fell, as ho was landing on the African coast, he is re ported to have said, to banish the roars of his soldiers, who accepted tho oconr- rehce as one of ill omen, "Land of Africa, I take possession of thee!" That compositor was something of a. humorist iu his way who sot up the title or iManrico Thompson s pretty aji van poem, "Pan in the Orchard." "Pain in the Orchard;" bnt tho assodft. noil of ideas was serious. The ancient Greeks and Romans had their beds supported on frames, but not flat like ours. Tho Egyptians had a couch of a peculiar shape, more like ax) old fashioned easy chair, with hollow back and BAt ClillJUli ralth. An example of childish faith, of a kind a dull ago wears away, was seen the other day. A little boy was sitting in the yard of an old country homestead! on either side of him sat a huge dog, pa tient and loving. The sun shone down soorchingly on the trio, and its rays were uncomfortable. Shading his eyes with his curved hand the child looked sky. ward and said, "i'nt in that sun, please.' The Bun shone brightly, and the little fellow repeated softly, "Please pnt In that sun, man up in the sky i it hurts my head." Just then over the face of the bladng orb there sailed a white summer cloud. then another, and the yellow blaze turned suddenly to a hazy, restful gray, Tnrning to the dogs, the little boy, pat ting nn arm around the neck of each, said: "Did you see the sun pulled in, Roineo and Chieftain? Whin you wants any thing, if yon is goal , and yon asks Qod for it, he gives it to you. The sun hurt ray head, and I asked him to pot It in, and don't yon see how he did roach out and pat it in for me?" The dogs looked wise, leaned their beads lovingly toward the diminutive little theologian, and whatever might have been their belief, kept an inscrutable silence. Providence Journal. WUjr Eje Am Llclit and Dark. An interesting point is the cause of the different shades of color we see in the eyes. On a certain membrane in the interior are numerous cells, called "pig. ment" cells. When these are present in vory great numbers they produce that deep black color of some eyes, and in proportion to their numbers decrease also the depth of color, till finally a light blue is reached. Iu certain eyes these pigment cells do not exist at all, being wanting, indeed, all through the system, hair and skin. A person of this descrip tion is called an albino, and among am inala we find a parallel in the case of the white rabbit. Chambers' Journal. Sleeping Cur Floliam aid Jettani, There are a great many articles left in the oars of the Pullman company, bnt the number of toothbrushes left far out numbers any other article. A Pullman porter said: "We are required to turn every article we find in the cars over to the company. These articles are labeled ind laid away in a building especially :onstructed. There is hardly a trip that 1 do not turn in at least two lost tooth' brushes. I suppose all other porters find squally as many, there is a slmpli reason wny tootuorusiies are lost. "When a person uses his brash he does sot like to pat It back in the satchel hile it is wet, and therefore he lets it remain oat awhile to dry. Then be for- .us it, and It falls into our hand lou t know what the company does with the immense number of toothbrushes. but 1 suppose they sell them to some person who cleauaee theu and in torn ell them to different drag stores."- fmiadelniua tteoorfl. (yevERS or OLD HONESTY TOBACCO WILL SOOp rip JrjrT If LrSTS LOflGEfy TASfES SWEETER ThJA OJrEk; TO BACCOS, Ap WILL pLErSE un.( ASK YOUR DEALER FOR IT, yUU AND INIISTON CETTINO IT. Vtfy pLilG SJAr-jpED LIIE abcVe CUT. w. mm a BRos.iMiie,K7. eliigli Goal & LIMITED. Specialties. Myer's Pumps A complete line, including Cucumber Pumps A complete line including oal Oil At wholesale and retail Usual line of Hardware, Oils. THE POSITIVE CURE. IKLT BEOTHins, 68 WsneaBW Hew York, rrtceucttj Je La IS IIEAJJUUARTEitS FOR- GENERAL HARDWARE, Paints, Varnishes, Glass, A.LL KIND OF COAL, OPS. PUBLIC SQUARE, Bank Street, KSOPrOSlTE L. IRST STREET. - Has just opened an LADIES' FINE Comnrisinc all the verv latest stvlcs in White Goods, Sa1 teens, Prints, Ginghams, rancy Dress Jfatterns ol ine low prices. Groceries, Provisions, Jv"ood and Willowware made Olothine in great variety and at prices with the reach of all purchasers prices fully as low as the same goods can be bought for at any other general store in this vicinity. JLjitia waaoiuiuiDi -iu.d. Carpets, Oil-cloths, Lamps ana .fixtures in gTeat variety and of best quality at ltock Bottom l'rices. 1W nnnlitv nf Pir nnr1 Pnrl at nrices lullv aslow as the same articles can be nwchued All coods of the verv best cmalitv and are beini; sold at prices equally as low as the same goods m this section. Call and be convinced. especiiuuy, July 823-71 Get Ready for the Grand Fair UNDER Till'. Lehigh Lodge, No. Gabel's Hall, Lehighton, Fl'idaV aild Saturday, 'Merry Christmas to You.' This vear we surpass oursulf in the array of new and hand some thin i2S cleaned from the Our store never represented such a scene of holiday lovliness it ,r . . .... tr Til I !i surpasses overvthinc anu oeais . . V . r. Come and see what we nave lor Beautiful PlUSh and Silver and Jewel Cases, Handsome Silrenvare, Pretty . , m -r! i fl.ii. Trr..j.r..i m. Jewelry, Magnificent And a multitude ol other Confections, Nuts, At our usual uui New Bee Hive VLLENTOWN,PA. romp nnd we tno ppclal now proRrpsMnfi ftt the NEW BEE HIVE, f "i.(ifrniitltllnn lifll fipvor bftl StiaftV cr.oiir asHoitment nuver Krenter, nor have mjr wilewTlrw-tilanter than they nave bevnthls wasmi and In order to outdo anjtlilnn everm r.Ti'd lnlh (tout Line in this city, we make thlf "ppclat sate, not only In quantity, bnt also In irl'u. For Itntance we Ml you a lleefer ttli r ur rrmunmji inai ii auia an uver mr $15.00. Our Special 1'rtcc $12.00. Jjyllon't forget the place, "Hunsicker's Cor. 8th and Hamilton, ALLENTOW THE POLICEGAZETTE t.ttia ntilw lUtl.trfttprf tlAtlPr 111 ttlS WOrld containing all the latest cnsatlpnal and sport Inirneuj. No saloon Keeper, oaruer or ciuo room can allord to be without It. It always niiikeilrlenutwliereveriigoej. Mailed Ui any aUtlrtitn In the United States securely wrappeu, u wrii.s iuri. BiMIU me CCI1LS lor buiiiiiio i-ujr. Ttichard K. Fox, FrankllnSnuare, New yYiiotio Have you tho Advocate 1 Original and independent in everything. Hardware Co., repairs for tliesaroc repairs for the same. Coal, Sand, Cement, Plaster, &c. BASIL Lehigliton, Pa & S. i)EFOT,-2j$r - LEHIGHTON, Pa entire new line of DRESS GOODS ! Marseilles, Seersuckers and ine very uesi quanues ai oxceeu t - rocKeryware.iariasBware, of the best makes at low figures. jmww.m. t elsewhere. can bought at any general store AMOS REIGEL. and Festival ADSl'ICES 01' 292, B. of R. R. T, December 11 & 12. choicest to be found anywhere, tne town, i ou wiu ueneve ii. . i r you ac very low prices. Toilet Cases WOrk BOXeS, Dolls, Wonderful Toys tilings we cant mention Fruits, Groceries, very low prices. , op. the Park. AN EXHIBITION -OF- Fall and Winter There is not a desirable weave, shading or style made by the most famous makers 0f the world that will be found miss ing in this interesting display. mm mm, 634 Hamilton St Allentown. FINE HOLIDAY U'c heat last year's assortment of Furniture all to nieces, Wo are now showing a handsome Plnsli and Willow Rockers, Beautiful Sideboards, lor Suits, Handsome Pictures, Beautiful Carpet Patterns. Any of the above articles will make a handsome Christmas present. Prices are the Lowest. KEMERER & SWARTZ, NORTH FIRST STREET, Overcoats ! Overcoats and flhildrens. All the store is Mammoth assortment and low great activity in our wonderful our windows, Largest Overcoat Ht5" Underwear ! Underwear ! Underwear ! Every body suited here in every variety wear. Great buits Conde Natural iKool Underwear formerly 4.00, now $.(JU a suit. Uomplotc line ol Ur. Jaegers hne wool underwear. Highly recommenhed by leading physicians. Great rush lor our 50 cent underwear m gray, white and yellow Christmas Opportunities found in our handsome line ot stylish single and double breasted suits for dressy youn men IJ'oodhowns and Cheviots are the Pr3 Now is the time to overcoat at our widespread popular prices. A rare chance. PeP In the shadow of the ceiving beautiful things in handsome Neckwear and Silk Em broidencd Suspenders. 1 hey a holiday or birthday gut. Koch & Shankweiler. CIoIMdi Specialists aiS Fashion Leaders of tie Valley. Centre SquareHotel Allen Building--Allentown OUR LINE OF IS COMPLETE IN EVERY PAUTICULAK. -IT INCLUDES- Bed Room and Parlor Suites, Tables, Chairs, Book Cases, Couches, &c. Our prices are positively as low anywhere in the county. Don t making your purchases as we can UNDERTAKING This line of business receives our special attention. .. Flour, Feed, &c, . The very choicest brands at lowest prices. Over the Canal Bridge, East Weissport. "A Feat to Properly Fit Feet." Hut is successmiiy, sansiactorially, cheaply and pioperly done at The Only Boot and Shoe Store m Weissport where you can have fitted to your feet at a moment s notice al i . . . . .. "" " "" " " positively lower than the same purchased elsewhere. IPe have do not carry on nn adjunct or space or time. Lome and see vinced that it is to your advantage to deal with us ryjk r rj. ( WEISSPORT'S LEADING FALL INVOOB OP Beautiful New Queens ware At our popular Bazaar, surpasses in this town, and includes everything in our lino at such a range of prices as astonish everybody. vantage of the positive bargains Hummers Queensware Bazaar FIRST STREET, LEHIGHTON. "New Millinery Bazaar, The ladies of this city and see the most fashionable line minds nvrr nxliibitetl in this town now on ilisnlav in our linzanr of style and fashion. Careful our patrons ana nuuacuon ticular. Fhilo our prices are to bt the very best and we will ronnge by always furnishing tho very lowest prices. Mrs. M. Wieand's Building, Dress Goods, FURNITUR new line of 15ed Room and Par ! Overcoats ! Mens, Youths gay with Overcoat 15areains prices mean dollars saved and Overcoat ZJenartments. Watch House in the Valley. Koch & Shankweiler. of warm and comfortable under Koch & Shankweiler. leaders. Koch & Shankweiler. buy your boys a good suit and Koch & Shankweiler. holidays. Every day we are re are beauties. Just the tiling for FUNRITUE and terms as good as you can get tail to call and sec us bolore positively save you some money in all its Branches - , quality style and finish can be a full line to select from, for we side show business to occupy out us, learn our prices and be con. a r Li; B00T& SHOE Dealei an and everything ever shown Come and see us and take ad that we now ofier purchasers. vicinity are invited to call and of new and seasonable millinery attention will bo paid to tho wants win ue gimmntoou m irvery pai- very low you will find our ooila merit your confidence ami pat most fashionable millinery nt the Jlespectlully, i A. Halpin, Bankway, JLcbighton. Bornethliig fortlie New Year. The world 'renowned success ot Hottelter'n Stomach iinten, and their continued popularity lor over a thlrdotacentnrr a a stomachic. Is u scarcely more wouaerim inau me TtPirame that greets the annual appearance ot Hot tetter's Almanac This valuable medical treatise Is It! ubllsiiM iy ine ji05ii(eruonipany,niMDiirK, mid er their own Immediate eupervislon, omnlmtmrouliindi In that department, ii hev are running about It month In a year on thU work, and Ine l?nie ot same for low will be morn limn wn minion. irmitu hi uio imikhh. rr tman, French, Welsh, Nonveslan, tjneedhh.llul and, Bohemian and (Spanish latiKuartes. Uefer to a copT ot It tor valuable, and Interesting read ing concerning health, and numerous testimony ali as to the etrtcacy ot llostctter's Htoinaclt Hit ters, amusement, varied Information, astrono mical calculations and chronological Items, Ac, which can be depended on tor correctness. The Almanac for ism can be obtained free of rot, from druggists and general country dealers In alt parts ut the country. "Tho tacredncss ot the ballot box" Is cltten' kinder sway backed. A woman can't vote no belter'n a man kin nuss a babr. Iu a world of shams, even a picturesque liar Ins his place. For a woman, the temptation to saerlflcu herself Is strnnz. When It Includes the pportunltr to sacrifice her friends also It Irresistible. 0 for an eye more clear to see. A mind to eraap morn earnest I?, For crery eood intent, That to the tick and illspalrlm; 1 brine the a ncerless cure. an-Tlna. the great remedy for CoukIis. Colds and Consumption 23 and 50 rents. Sold al T. 1. Thomas drug store. Marriage Is a divine Institution, but It Is hard to dl Ine some people's reason for over having entered It. A man named Sledge was arretted recent ly for swindling. He struck hard luck. Some foolltli l'eoiile Mlow a coiixli to run until it sets beyond 10 reach ot mculcine. J hey oiten pay, Oil, It will wear away, but in roost caseii wears mem away, uoum iney ue in iuccd to try the successful medicine called Kemp's Balsam, which is sold on a positive guarantee to cure, they would Immediate); kee the excellent effect after taking the first dose. I'rice GOc and $1.00. Trial site free. At alt druggists. Thar ain't no better stump speech than fat hog and a full coincrlb. What Am I To MoT This Is the oft eiDreisloa of tho weary sufferer with Rheumatism, Neuralgia and other painiui diseases. The whole human frame is tortured and racked with pain, it Is well to remember no known medlclno equals lted Flag Oil for Rheumatism, N u ralgla, Sprains and llrulsei. Trice 25 cents atT. D. Thomas drug store. A soman with a family of children ain't got much time to be thlnkln' about her rights. (lood f.oukl. flood looks are more than akin deer), de pending upon a healthy condition of all tho vital orgam. If the Liver be luactlve, you have a llllloos Look, If Your stomach bt disordered you have a Dyspeptic Look and II your Moneys ue atlecieclyou cava l'lncn ed Look. Secure eooU health and you will have cood looks. Electric Hitters Is the great alterative anil Tonic acts directly on these vital organs. Cures rimplcs. lilotches, lioils anu gives goon complexion, bold at I teber's Lehlehton: and Illerv'a ll'elssmrt druggists, uuc. per Dottle. Mamma, why do they put the picture of an eagle on dollars ?" "To show that money riles, my dear." Uncle Sam jist alnt afeared ot nolmdy hat's, what. Height of Cruelly. Nervous women seldom recelvo the svni' palhy they deserve. While often the pic lures of health, they aro constantly allinz. To withhold sympathy from there unfor'u nates Is the height of cruelty. They have a weak heart, causlne shortness of breath. fluttering, pain in side, weak and hungry spells, and finally swelling of ankles,- op pression, cnoKtng. smothering and dropsy. ur. Junes' rew uearc lure is just tne tiling lor mem. ror tueir nervousness, headache, weakness, etc.. his Restorative Nervine Is unequaleil. Fine treatise on Heart and Nervous Diseases" and mar velons testimonials free. Sold and guar anteed by Thomas Lehlghton; and lllery tveissport uruggisis. The debtor Is the fellow who Is not at all anxious to bare his creditors hurry on on his account. Couching Leads to Consumption. Kemp's Balsam will slop the cough at once A man that's got a good orlls Is a mum tool mat won i ute ler loom ana too nan. I have not used all ot one bottle vet. suffered from catarrh for twelve rears, ex. penencing me nauseating dropping in the throat peculiar to that disease, and nose bleed almost dailr. I tried various reme dies without benefit until last April, when i saw .civs uream uaim advertised in the Boston Budget, I procured a bottle, and since the first days' use have had no more bleeding the soreness Is entirely gone. D. O. Davidson, with the Boston Budget, formerly with Boston Journal. Some weak-kneed husbands with very large wives are not able to hold their own. A man who will sell his vote ain't Iltten to raise a boy. Good and Itellable. Don't pay large doctors' bills. The best medical book published, one hundred pages, elegant colored plates, will be sent you on receipt of three 2-cent stamps to pay the postage. Address A. P. Ordway & Co.. Uostod, Miss. An acceptable third party movement- Leaving the young cousle by themselves It does not take so much to bo con tented. "At last, I can eat a good square meal without Its distressing met" was the greatful exclamation of one whose appetite had been restoied by the use of Ayei's Sarsaparllla, after rears of dyspeptic misery. A teaspoonful of this extract be fore each meat sharpens the appetite. Capital punishment." as the boy said when the school-mlstrcss scale.! him with the girls. Coffee mills for grocery stores are now run with electl Icily. The motor Is placed at the foot of the stand, and the power re quired Is about 110 volts. l'ut Vp andFutllown, 1 want a word to rhyme with UK 1 liavo It now; I'll put down pi IN, Kxcuse me, though than put down pills, I'd rather suffer some bin Ills. To put down the old-fasaioued. huge, bitter pills, that griped so and made such dlsturlmnee Inter nallrl-miorethaQawlieiuanwllldo. lie will not Hit up w ilh sueh uunoceiuary tuOeriug. He usi-s, Ur. 1'lerce'a I'etleU. As a Liver mr. they are uu?iualed. Smallest, cheapest, easiest to take, l'ut up iu viais hermetically sealed, hence alttajsiresh and reliable, Mulch Is uot true of the large pills In wood or paitboard Uixeo. As a gentle laxathe, only one fellet for a done. 'J liree to four ol theso tluy, sugar-coated granules act pleasantly and painlessly as a eatharlle. Some polltlshans don't keer what rode they take to git to something they want. The DeoDle that hollers tha londeit alimit bayln' decent politicks Is the ones that does the least to make 'em that way. A sting? man can be relied unon to keep everything but bis promise. It Is old enough that burclara take inch risks In safe opening. Otraa tUUx Otuki, tmf TmMftk, Off, Xfti UIU, VWfiMTlnMUttiMliitaai. AMttoia mi Im Ctasnmptlatk tm kVM nim mt a nur la aivauai atara. vavMwsM. TaavlUft auaat iCm! aTUf UAUf IM ant jmimt wiqtHn. Lf mAm, 9 mil ai TUT M0CKIN0 BIRD. 1 Then Is no other blri sings half Ilk tkail From Men's bowters it flew, Out to the world, with warning pfaeaar gray. With the nnhnfrr twain, that tad day The rose wept tears of dew. It Is not nlghtlngalo or lark. Oh, a diviner bird! In moon tipped forests, sweet with nlgbtaild dew, And sun kissed meadows, when lbs spring goes through. Us voice Is ever heard. Its nefltst In breaks where roses blow. Where honeysuckles roaml The wind pipes soft around It, and the rata Of tenrfal April parts In twain, Nor damps Its downy home. Whence cometh It and goeth UT Horn for the sours delight. Ho bird' that flits through glories of the dawn, Or homoward comes, down deepening twl Hi lit drawn. Can match Its heart notes blight -Mark A. Camllrr la Atlanta Constitution. Dr. Noah Webster, of dictionary fame, was buried in the Now Haven burial ground, it abort distance from Hlllliouse nvenne, nnd near the center of the city. Nn i'laco for Illtn. Until ten venrs or more aero the Texas ?:m Handle, through several months bf rach year, ntTordet1 patturago for vast herds of bison, commonly known as the buffalo, nn animal which, in its wild itnte, nt least, lias almost entirely van ished. On a certain occasion two gen tlemen, prominent in Texas politics, were mnting in the buffalo region, and one of ihcm, getting within range of a herd f the ruminaiitu, brought down a large Mill. Kuifo in hand, tho hunter was ar S reaching his quarry, when all at once i rose, bellowing and ready for busi ness. Since the gun was empty, flight ras the sportsman's only recourse, an 1 in instant later n wild eyed man was leen tearing away, with ft f nrions brute ilosely following. Hunter number two, meanwhile, was nratching the scene from n hilltop, too far off to bo of the slightest assistance to bis companion. A tragic termination of tho chase lecmed inevitable, for tho fleoing gentle man was a heavyweight, and already the fice between pursuer and pursued began to diminish. Suddenly the fugi tive was seen to strike off nt nn angle, and tho breathless watcher heaved a sigh of relief when his friend's objective point was found to bo n envo but a few rods awuy. At tho very entrance to this seeming placo of safety, however, the fleeing man turned aside and ilasuM with such frantic speed across tho plain that a marked gain was made upon hia pursuer. liut this could not last long, and final ly, the 'fugitive's strength utterly fail ing him, he fell completely exhausted, while the buffalo, faint from loss of blood, dropped at almost the same in stant and within less than a rod of the prostrate man. Hunter number two now came up, and his first question was: "Why didn t you run Into the cave. colonel? That would have shielded you from the bullalo.' 'Buffalo!" came tho panting bnt con temptuous responses "why, general, there's a bear in that cave as big as two buffalo!'' Youth's Companion. Mow a Coward reels. It is ft humiliating confession to moke, but, physically speaking, I am nn arrant rowardl Anil yet, so far as formation 3f body goes, I ought not to fear to cope trith any ordinary being or danger. I am young, tall, have a chest measure ment of about thirty-nine inches, and iin, I believe, thoroughly muscular. IIow I have tried to overcome this feeling of cowardice, but in valnl At the first sign of my being involved in danger I turn deathly pale, my heart beats wildly, nnd I am seized with such fit of trembling that my legs almost give way beneath me. I am also ren dered nearly speechless, for my voice juavers to such an extent that I can Karcely urtlculate wordc And my friends actually wanted me to join the armyl "No," I said to myself, with a sickly imilo. " 'The pen is mightier than the iword,' so I II stick to tho pen." What n noble soldier I should have made! I am snro that, In the event of being "ordered to the front," I should have desertwl at the first opportunity,' "A Coward" in London Tit-Bits. LVVl ICa a sign that you need help, when pimples, blotches, and eruptions beam to ap pear. Your blood needs looking alter. You'll have graver matters than pimples to deal with, if you neglect it. Dr. Pierco'a Golden Medical Discovery prevents and cures all diseases and disorders caused by impure blood. It invig orates tho liver, purifies tho blood, and promotes all tho bodily func tions. ior an lorms oi scroiuious, skin and scalp disease, and even Consumption (which isk really lung scrofula) in all its earlier stages, it is a certain remedy, it s tue oniy ono that's guaranteed, in every ease, to benefit or cure, or tho money is refunded. It's a matter ot conn, denco in one's medicine. It is tho cheapest blood -purifier sold, through druggists, because you only pay lor tnt gooa you get. Can you ask more? Tho "Discovery" acta equally well all tne year round. attle om tboeld to taka usT-l1gTral dot Wlet plijalcUa 1UUJ.I 'gilt. Beldln's ! e tfciUln.hera.. ictJm, uju Ih, wmIJ rtfeM-l. U MTMitltbMIMT-r-hUkd. Ordar HOW tma yordnisU4 nt is. tutu ruriiiuii to. Mmuu, it Sclentllo Anerlai 1 Agency for LiiH1 CAVEATS.' VraBVffT DESIGN PATENT II mnn copyright, etc Fnr tnfnrmttlon tnd frvtt IlandtiOOfc writ to ML NN (X) XX IIHOAUWAT, NlW YORC. nidual bureau roritcurirw ptenU la America. Krery patent ttvlen out br U brought txtoro tb public br uotio sueu tr of chair la th Iam it rlirnUtlrm of any mi entitle ppr In tha world, fctilnmlldlv sllu.fruwi man hnold ba without It. Week it. S3.UO m 7ari LW lis montba. AddrauMunM.S CO SLuiiilEltj,9Cl UntaJvar. Nw York. rr iwucotmcu'i ETC SEGIJRITIES MUNICIPAL BONDS INDUSTRIAL STOCKS CORPORATION BONDS APPROVED BANK STOCKS CAREFULLY SELECTED, TRIED, SAFE, PAY GOOD INTEREST, ALSO DlSIHABLI INVI8TMCNT PNOPMTIIt IN PR08PIR0US OIT1IB, FOR FUU PARTICULAR AND RErCltlNCa WRITE ESCHBACH, MoDONALD OO II I as WMIekaJI l. New Tefk. We useAlnnhnl para slcobol to msJtt WoLfVi A'x llULCKlmi. Akobol M goJ fsr hukft ll Is gnoj fot th skis. Aleefaet h Ih rkk ' Ingrnltait of CWegnf, Pistils Vf strr. Iter Run tlx wttl ktwtra tu wasiitr We thlsk thtrs It oetUec too coetl la He in 1 goal leilhsr f rmrrstlTt. Acrao Blacking retalU at 20c and at Iktt prtr mIU rtsUf. itaf peopl r so aomstomoil to boilef dm. Ing or Mscklnj at Sc. aad 10c a bolll Hist the r cannot ondcnLUkl that a blk Ingranb cheap atSOe. Wwaattowt them with cheapness If we can, and to ao cnrapUsli this wo offer a rcvtnl of ;io,ooo forareclpovliichwlll msUs us lo mill WoLrVa Acme lltu crura al muh a p'i thslarcUllcrrsnprofiuUjMllllillOi bottle. ilWo I10I4 tills offer open uni. Jan. 1st, 1393. WOLFF tt BXirDOIOTX, DilladalnMs. Headache Uauitly rulu from a tlermtrd itemwU or ft ilugshh liver. In e.thr rait , an apvrUnt ncetled. Ayer't I'llls. the mtkleit am! inut retKble catliartro in , cerrrtt all Irr'RiitarlCos of the tomjwh, IWer, au.t li.t.vcli. nn-1. In a htiet Itnie, relKva ttio in tit ilHtri'siIno: Iteflilarlia. Tlief plllj tto Jillilv rfruininf iidetl by tlie profusion, auU Uiu il i'i m titl for tlicm In mtlTrAl. "I tiave tprn uflUctrtt, for yeart, VI. h"i 't' he and Inrtljtpulluii, atHl thottfli I hlt.M.i nearly a fortune In twtUe Inei, 1 uever ftniii I nny TfMft until I mfrn to take Aytv IM!. blx bottles of llteip 111 1 j rompletriy ceil mo," IK-iiJ tmtit IlarjNT, riywoutl., J. . u rrat, V I, ".i long r i; n-r f.-om lieadaclic. I at CURED BY twohoxci of Ayera rilU.M Einma Keycs, llubiuriUiou. Muss, Tor Hi' cure at lienrlatlie. Aye r'l Cathittl) Till" are l'n uJ-lmt ino.llcliid 1 t.r u.'il.M IIuI-lTI K. Jaitifs, Dorcheiter.JIJUt. Tor yriM I wm sulijcrt to on-.ttpattou tiiul nonn'H tit'.aii, c-auscil ly UerniiKe liicntf f fie Hv.t. Ait.T L-ikliiR VRrtont rn-t-c IIm, I 1 ,tVs Ik'Oohu' cntn Inreil that Acr r I'Kir. in T nMirrnil tutvlMo ii y triil ii nit.. lt a ilitirl lime; Atti 1 uiu Btiro m) it 1 1 In torn liHigr ulter the tiso id tii-""' J'iiM. tlttiii Inn l?i?n the enj t any of t te.Mli 'i I l.ave tried.' J!.S.Sitftl:", . '.tvr, "Vs.ii. Woir PlUe Dr. J. C. AVIil a CO., Lowell, Macs, BdUlytVI Pn. LDtt irklrtila Us-JIcloo Atk nr n If nt for nffpata for W. tit DoRta BhdJ. tfDcr. and ct Ik em fmr yati. iTAna nu HiuiTiiuiii L. DOUGLAS S3 SHOE cENfPftH THE BEST SHOE IN THE WORLD FOR THE MQNfi It It a seamleM Bbo, with oo tacka or war: thn .1 to hurt tbe feet, mad of tbe best flna calf, st"l d and tujt adiI Otimttj wj mak nor u uf tt grad4 thn ant othtr manufacturer, It quals o 1 wrdib(MscuttlDfj from to $5.1)0. ke uu oenniHH iimtMiarweat nm con. i StZJm sboo ever offered for titWi eguaU h Import h1 aboei which cott from tsuuto tliuj. ffi UU IlRtiil-Hewctt Well Hkoo, floe ir, PTa atrlUh, oomf urtabla aod aorabU. lh i boa erfr ottered at thU prlca t aata gratia a a torn-mad ahoc coat Ids from tfl.Uj to tJM. CC Q 30 fllp Hhoet Farmara, Kallroag tta iPui and LatUr Carrlra all wear tbtm: Oov -If m trains, imoolb Inilda. beary tbre aolea, u ulua edge. One pair will wear a rear. (JO 50 flue CRlfi no batter sboa ever o(TvtvU at tSaii tbla prlcai on trial will cobtIdoc .b.3j who want a. thorn for comfort and Mr t Ice. ffflO '-5 nd tl'J.OO Worklniman'a sb. pmmm are very trunr aod darabl. Tboae lV. bar (.Ten them a trial will wear do other wake lOtWiat S'J.OO antl t.73 aekool ehoej DUJo worm by the bon everywhere; ibeui on their merlta, at tbe lorreatloc tale abow. I n rl loo $3.00 llaad-eewed ahoe, , UnUICO PuDKola,TerttrlUbteqiialafrftk.w'li Imported thoet coatliiiTfrom 94 -IX) to MOW. I.adlrt J.30. 8J.U0 naa ft.75 ehOe .or Jflueaare tbe beat floe boDola. istyllih aod duraMa. C'aattOB. Beo that W. I Douclae' nam) ubv prioe are jumped oo the bnttum of each ahoe. W. X IXWULaS. Brovktoo, Hut. Adam Mehrkam&Son , Agenta, ehUhtou. I'a. ; Bok Budstlis tM nlim sll th ttnUa fatf. d.nl to a billons eUte of the sratem, saon M UlLXUit... rleosee, Drowslues. Bltreee ftea' utln(.relala Ue Bile, to. Wllle tlieli most sjeassSftUe sseoess kas Been slum la clang 4 fi beaSsetis, Oerter's Utile tlrer JfflS at eeullr Tasbleln Ooutlpetlon. curing ead pre TentlDg this snnortu ootnpUlolvhUe ther eleo cornel Udlsorlns o?lheslemch.tlmeUle the litb. tb.7 srosU be eJmott prieelne. to UioMwhS laolter from this aletreulaf eompUlnti but f erta l&sUlr IhelrrwdiMMdoM rtoteiulh.TeltheM ,ho ouo.lrj them wlllOnd these little pule Tela. labUtaeoroenT wits that they will not be wll ilinj u 0 without LWm. IMtttietaUOaklisU ACHE IstistAnecf sonsSTllTM tnst hweDW&sm vemskeeurgnatiout. Oat plllseweltwhae i Oertefe Utile Llrer Fills are Terr smsll u4 leeryeurtouse. ua.msiiuiMM. ' Sher ere strtotlr Tefeteble en4 do not gripe or vm but br their gentle action pleus U Jhe .uelhem. LnTUli.tJS cents 1 flT.fortL, Beu 'tt dxntilsta ettrjwhen, m sent br null. CARTER MEOIOINK CO.. New Verkl . SHALL PILL SMALL DOSE. SHALL PRICE FBAZEH GREASE HI'JiT IX THE WOULD. llawMriasauelltleeere uasarpeeeed. eta Mw cutleetUe two boe.e of u, other bread. Mot ffecudbrheeUIJUET 'I'll tl (ICH VIM!. FOR BALE BYTJgJLLETm QEKKRALLT. JUT rtitHikan0 1 u- iittaii' t,atd t I IBTi "1 rr'"" 'r1, ' Ul11" ai orluiaof ItaMfM.ri bu.Uaflaa h oi ruuoui.cedtu CURE vUARANTEEfJ. omiiL IP TJ ll ll ll I" T a7 t-wlUf l awnoael Mi. la lllllllMI n4 m rtw.ea.tr . k WW What la Mra 1bre 1k.s4 W, . lowlu Uwiraeia Urtthtlo4.rlterwTt tho U I ttllUlb. tini Ot tiUeHvuB uross.fsuiisieeiMlokl.-li yv.ai trm llsaiftis. u,it X swtw f-r bh aiiln aiKtwMful titruic t llw aad sy i lnetr4. U- - 11 out rti Awta tack tlsoiii.t urrtm) , M Mtftl.llk. ftail, iwilHlinnii'.i:. i4Jnetai(M 1 Alel.i;.V. lttta jtmwtn, Mwe iati.tU.iM wear It Mat aidt kjr itmtm K 0 dwU itor.lt T M tebrk tW St. Mgtta; ru -nay aut aiaha at , Lt.1 tt) Ma aaa auaaairevlw aaw Iu oetra 6su M u tie a av al tha atari, at Ttjsj to a, boife aeaaa, ell aata. la tar part '111 f all lal llwa.iaf an awataaaiai tltawurk aUtaaaar i.ral li tLk. fU aiara ifctr aun fae, furar sal awarviaioa- ttAILT, arkULi .fcalf l'l lit It lAU IUL Addnaa at aae n taoa a to., roaruia. mua M 0 N E IvSssr'S- aarapam 't r aU ytm Mm le laa at laat i at aeaawji. u t 1 Mugi aaitttfal itma u tfnaair.fc f"" T Itm Via t t a ok aa aptMU iberlsa.e. Waas K2m J,.e?.,.V;. a paM laiai aara. faC Bang Mtla fttuar. kawt Lta sja. . 1 -.a. vi aa, l; at tr. Aaat.M 'aa, ana ju aaaa laewata, Uta.. it. cut Ullsmara tlaaafl '. - -r auM aant asar kaa.fM. itie. Tvu ...dfc lea wark eae I ata, ah. .,, n Baa. rui raeretvaitaaiuit.sj aa ( leatUr AM etrtk, HiU e . aa atari a t a wur la aaaix t..M .JIlht.iM ki atMsiI. .. lal.Bra aaiataa ianm U.llalletttfcC't.elUaaayalaatj.aaUr HAVE ASTHMArl I YOU so lb, 9 ii. Bam. SOHIFFMANM-a Asthma CuraU lUnr UU. kiln taetuu nlW le the MM' WHY IS THE BABTEfiSl. tailiaJraF