Uto MiAk fyiMj ,- CiA oHf . m Set 5SjT"4c tou a subscriber t te paper you arc now reading? tiot, tt wilt coit vu t l.orB2wee to eem one, and tnen v tell your nefoA&r that vtt uM ntUhtr oorroii nor lend. QSrlfyoii want a paper that own UteVantHsn't ftrout to tell the news that believes in public morality, and the enforcement of the lam against malefactors; that has opinions, and isn't afraid to sxpress them, get TIIE CAMION ADYOCATE. $1.00 a Year in Advance. INDEPENDENT " Live and Let Live." $1.26 when not paid in Advance. VOL XIX., No 48 Lohighton, Carbon County, Penna., October 10 1891. Singlo Copies 5 Conts WE ARE ON THE TOP Ready for a Lively Fall Trade CARPETS ! ! ! In nil your life you certninly never seen anything in this city tlint could or can surpass our new Ml f xliibit, either in price or style. The prices are as vnrieil as the patterns, and both must be seen to be appreciated, so come and seo our exhibit. FURNITURE! Deautiiul, varied, complete and cheap, was overhead the other day while a lady was looking at our fall exhibition of Furniture. It must bo seen to be appreciated. Prices are marked down to the lowest notch. Come and sec us. KeMBRBR & SwARTZ, NORTH FIRST STREET, mm K30PP0S1TE J. FIRST STREET, - lias just opened an entire new line of LADIES' FINE DRESS GOODS! Comprising all the very latest styles in White Goods, Sa teens, Prints, Ginghams, Marseilles, Seersuckers and Fancy Dress Patterns of the very best qualities at exceed ing low prices. Groceries, Provisions, Crockeryware.Glassware, Vood and Willowware of the best makes at low figures. Cloths Cassimers, Hats, Boots, Shoes and Ready made Clothing in great variety and at prices with the reach of all purchasers prices fully as low as the same goods can be bought for at any other general store in this vicinity. Carpets, Oil-cloths, Lamps and ixtnres in great variety and of best quality at Rock. Bottom Prices. Best quality of Flour and Feed at prices tolly as low as the same articles can be purchased elsewhere AU goods of the very best quality and are being sold at prices equally as low as the same goods can bought at any general store in this section. Call and be convinced. Respectfully, July 823-71 A.M0S REIfflSJL, Ice Cream is Down to Thirty Cents per Quart. Parties, Picnics find Fostlvas supplied with Ice Cream, at the very lowest prices. Confections, Fruits and Groceries. Toys, Games and the New Novelties. Jn this line wo have everything that is. new. Ou.r prices are al ways the very lowest, S1LYERWARE &NJ$ JEWELRY. 1 can't be beat in a fine line of silverware and jewelry. We have all the new effects at the lowest prices. BEN K. CULTON, Jt u ABU IS 1115 A UQU ARTERS FOR GENERAL HARDWARE, faints, varmsnes, mass, ALL KIND OP COAL, OPS, PTJBI4C SQJJABE, Bank Street, Lehighton, Pa i x hxxix tilit Arruw wits rrcx-ujji roicaTo scaoou. Williams & Rogers' Rochester Business Uriversity (Stands at the head of the lljlot commercial schools In lo III charsctf r as nu ertucallonal force' medium for supplying the business men t business men pf thp eoHUtry Wilft riof q i fPHUS met and Vvpmep on lh high road to linient, T1I0U0UG1I COMMERCIAL, M i vounc men ana women on in rKBiir I0AL. ENlLI)t COUDbES. The KIllirD 1H1 IXft Ul l,S UUtlluillvill, llluiHJUUU UVess OWEN REHRIfi' On Second Street, cIioqI Boos, and in School At tbp very lowest prices at whiph theo guods n he had in the l TTT 1.1 nil a n town, w e aiso nave a mil assortment ot :-: Newest Stationery :-: til At includes everything in that line. Tableti in all atyl snapes and prices. Don't buy until you have seen our fine new line. TFe give the very lowest prices to be had. nf.iv Imp. We mve the vpttu Inwcct nrinaa fn Vu liorT IUIIOUhU UUllu tiOWllllI bUul'nlUUUUI A S. DEPOT,tff - LEHIGHTON, Pa Willi ireiuru "a enpspie n.v and eanable muliUnti. a.i a. 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Don't ho ills .'ouraucd: it will cure a aieKir. rou. Fl It you do not wish to suffer from lthcurn- hULi'ium Hitters HI will build you up nnd I I mako tou fitronirnnrilll aUsm, nso a bottlo oil acLmun hitters ; It never fnlU to euro. Henlthy. " II Mui.rnuit Hitters (J Unu't tin without n boltlo. Try it: you tWlll UUtKO your UIOOU m pure, noil nnu strong, uj win nm n-jcrvt ii. mu youruean nnra I ladles lu delicate health, who aro all run down, should use Trv Sulphur Hit. TF.R9 to. night, and you win Bleep won aui.Fiinn nn-rans. imi tppi ncirorrorlt, Do tou want tho best Aledlcnl Work nuhllahci 9 Rend S 2-ccnt stamps to A. I'. OltmvAY & Co llottOD, Unas., nnd rccclvo a copy, free. Prnessional & Business Carfls. W. M. Rapsher, ATTORNEY axd COUNSELLOR AT LAW, First door above tho Manslou House, MAUCII CHUNK, .... fENN'A. Heal Estate nnd Collection Agency. Will Buy nd Sell lteal Estate. Conveyiinclui! neatly done. Collections promptly made. Settling Estates ol uecjueius n specially. 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Consultations In English or (lennan Offlce Honrs at Hazleton-Everv Saturday. Oct 15-87-1V Gain rapidly In health and. strength by tho Haq of AVct'3 SarsapArilla, This nicdicino mhstlttttes rich and pure blood, for tho Impoverished fluid left In the veins after fevers and other wasting sickness. It Im proves tlioappctlte and tones up tho sjstcin, bo that convalescents soon Become Strong 95HYC, an4 vigorous, To relieve, that tired leeling, depression of spiilU, and uervoiH debility, no other nicillcino produces tho speedy and permanent effect of Ayer'a Bar siparlUa. V. O. LorliiK, UrocUton, Muss., Yf rites i " I nm confident Unit anyone suffer ing from tho effects of acrof ul a, Rcnoiiil de bility, want of nppetito, depression of spirits, and lassltudo will bo cured By Using Ayer's SarsaiKiilllaj for I havo taken It, ami Bieak from expci lence," "JH the summer of w, 1 was cured or pervous debility by tho tiso of Ayci's Sars.i parllla." Mrs. II, llouolt, 0 Mlddlo St., I'aw iucket, It. I. "Several years ago I was In n debilitated condition. Other remedies having failed, I began to take Ayer's Barsaparllla.and was greatly benefited. As a Spring medicine, I consider It Invaluable." Mrs. I- S. Win chester, Holdcn, Me. Ayer's SarsaparilSa mEPARED BT Dr, J. Q. AVER & CO., Lowell, Mass. tloMbyllTJru;gttj. Price $1; all bottles, $3. AT THE Central Drug Store, OW. TIIF. l'Uni.IO SQUARE Bank Street, Lehiihtou, Pa. IS HEADQUAKTEKS l'OK Pure Drugs and Medicines, Fine Soaps, Brushes, &c, &c, choice Wines and Liquors, Wall Pqpor. and Decoraliono Spectacles Vhn you buy a pair ol Shoes you want a good fit. But It you ned SPEOTAOL12S It Is much more Important that the EYIS should be accommodated with correct lenaes aud a proper T fitting frame whleh will bring the lenses di rectly before the centre ot the eye. If you buy your spettaetu at Dr. Hern's vou will and the above points properly attended to. TIIR S0CIAI1I.K. At the aoelablo down to The new paraonage there won't Ilo any great ahakcA to do Nothing much lo see; there Likely 'II be a crowd on hand Stacks o teams hitched out In front, Seeing It's to the paraon's; and Sary Pratt '11 be there. Whole thing '11 bo kind o' tame, Things '11 warm up tol'ble alowi Somabody 'It atart up a game O Homelhlug, to begin It Spat 'em out tho room, or sueh; Piny charades; have a tableaux; 'T won't amount to nothing much; Sary, she'll be In It. S'poio we'll have to bear a lot 'Bout the pareonnge how It Ain't flxod up none. Like as not Deacon Judd, he'll sorter Schema lo pass tho plate to buy I'nl t for the woodshed or git Shingles. Sary '11 boast It, I S'posa I'll give a quarter. Some the girls '11 play a spell On the organthem that take Lewns. And byme by we'll emcll The warm sugar kittles Hentingup, aud likely we'll Have hot biscuit and some cako And beet plo .es. Sary, ahe'll Help pass 'round the victuals. Fln'ly all the boys '11 troop Out pell mail and git In line 'Long the side o' the front stoop In the dark won't nary Feller strike the wrong girl, though. And the stara '11 blink and shine. Strolling 'long home middling alow, I'll n alk home with Sary. Emma A. Opper, In Judgo. A MOTHER IN LAAV. "I woulJu't havo believed it of you, tlachol," said Mrs. Edmonstono plaint- Ivoly, "No, I vvouldu't, not unless Belay Tackcr liad told me; nnd Betsy, she hover told a lie no moro than George Washington did." "Why, mother, what nro you talking about?" questioned Mrs. Thomas Ed monstoue, untying tho elder lady's bon net strings and relioving her of a splint basket, a black silk bag, a waterproof cloak, nnd an umbrella. "Aud I've como to seo if its true," added the old lady. "If what s true, mother?" "That you said you wished tliero wasn't no such person as tn-me !" faltered Mrs. Edmonstoue. Jlother, you know I never could havo said such a thing!" crlod Rachel. Well, it wasnt exactly that; but Belsy Tncker heard you say you wished tliero wns no such a thing as a tnothor in law." "Oil," cried liachel, with ahystorical liltle laugh, "I plead guilty I I did say that. ' But it was under such strong provocation, and I uover meant you. How could I, when you havo always been so prood to me?" "I kucvv it couldn't bo true," said Mrs. Eilnionstone, Bottling herself iu tho easiest rocking chair and nodding hor cap ctriugs comfortably. "But how came you to niakethatox-trti-or-dinaryspeech, Iir.chel, about mother in law in general?" It Tins Tom," said tho wife. "Ho was so aggravating 1" Thomas always was aggravating," snid Mrs. Edmonstono, stirring tho cup of tea that Rachel had brought hor. "What was it about now? The break fast cakes?" "Oli, you remombor nbout tho break fast cakes, don't you?" said Rachel, with merry mischief sparkling iu her oyes. "Noj tt wasn't tho breakfast cakes this time; it was the shirts." The shirts?" "Well, you know ho said it was such a wasteful, extravagant proceeding to buy shirts ready made," explained Rachel, "lie said the linen was poor, and the work regular slop shop stylo, and he de clared you always used to make his shirts at home, overy stitch, before ho was mar ried. " MSo I did," acknowledged Mrs. Edmon stono, with a groan, "But that was in the old times, before you could buy such a good article as they havo now, " Yea, but Tom doesn't make any allow ance for difference in times and customs, " Bighed Rachel. "Ho wanted homemade shirts, and homemade shirts he would havel" "And you made 'em ?" "Yes, I madothem." "You were a great goose," reflectively spoko Mrs. Edmonstono. 'And and Tom swore dreadfully the first time he put one on" " I don't in the least doubt It. " "And he said they set like meal bags. and that they twisted his neck around as if he had just been hanged, and grasped him on tho shoulders like a policeman! Oh, I can't tell you what he didn't say!" "Bless met said Mrs. Edmonstono. "Ilo told me his mother's shirts set liko a glovo, aud fitted him perfectly and why could I not turn out a shirt like those ? And it was then, mother dear," suddenly flinging her arms around tho old lady's plump, comfortable neck, "that I lost my head, and tpld htm I wished there wasn't sucli a tiling as a mother in law In the world! And Betsy Tacker sat in tho sowing room altering over my dolman in the spring style, and I suppose bUo must have heard me. " "Don't mind It, my dear," said Mrs. Edmonstono. " No, I won't, " protested Rachel. "But, oh, those shirts! I'vo been ripping them apart and sewing thorn together again, and rounding oil a gusset here, and tak ing in a plait there, until I have got so that I dream of them at night; and the moro I try them on the worse they fit, and tho more unreasonable dots Tom be come. 'My mother never made such work of it as this!' he says. " "Thomas forgets," observed Mrs. Ed- monstone severely. "And I am sure, it things go on liko this," added Rachel, pushing her short brown curls off her forehead, "itwlll end in a separation on account of ' incompat ibility or temper.'" "No.Ht won't, my dear, "said the moth' er in law, "Here, get me tho pattern and some shirting muslin, and a pair of ecu tors." "What are you going to do, mother?" eagerly questioned Rachel "I'm going to make Tom a shirt. But don't you tell 1dm, Rachel. We'll seo whether it Is Tom or the pattern that has altered." Highest of all in Leavening Power. Latest U. S. Gov't Report. AS&QWmX PURE Once moro the mischievous light came into Rachel's bright blue oyes. "I wish nil the world were mothers in law!" she cried gleefully. "Wiiy didn't 1 think of this before?" "Ouo can't think of everything, child," said Mrs. Edmonstoue consolingly. Thomas Edmonstoue welcomed his mother cordially when he came home from business. "I'm so glad you'vo come!" said he, "Wo can have some of tho nlco old fash ioned dishes now, Rachel can't seem to get the hang of thorn, although she has always had your book of recipes to guldo her. " "Rachel's a great deal better cook than ever I pretended to be," said Mrs. Ed monstono. "They havo patent egg beat ers and cream whippers and raisin seed ers, and all that sort of thing now, that thoy didn't have in my day. I never tasted nicer bread than Rachel makes, and tiioso popovers are delicious. " "You're just saying that to encourage Rachel, "said Mr. Edmonstono, with an incredulous smile. "Thincs will run smooth now you'vo come. That is one comfort. " "Oli, I shouldn't think of interfering in Rachel's kitchen," said the old lady. rieaso, do, mother." coaxed tho wife. not without a certain quiver in her lip. "Do let Tom have a reminiscence of the old days while you are here. " well, just as you children say." con ceded tho mother in law, good humor edly. Slio remained a week at her son's house. during which period of tlmo Tom was all exultant complacency. "Tills," said he. "is somethinc liko living. I feel myself a boy again when i taste tliese apple fritters. " "They're not bad." said Rachel, who had made them with her own skillful hands. And she helped herself to a little of the sauce. "And why didn't vou learn mv mother's knack of making such pio crust as this?" demanded Tom. "There's no dvsnens a here. " " I'm glad you're pleased. " said Rachel. with a guilty glance at her mother in law. "Uh, by the way, Tom, tho last of the set of shirts is finished now ! Will you put it on to-morrow?" "I suppose so." uneraciouslv uttered Tom. "Wilt set liko fury, I dare say, iiue an tlie rest of them I" "You might at leist give it a trial. " "Didn't I say I would?" still moro un graciously. "Tiioso shirts will bo the death of me yet," ho added, turning to hU mother with n groan, whilo Rachel sat steadily observing tho pattern of tho tablecloth. The breakfast stood smoking on tho table next morning when Mr. Edmon stono came into tho room twisting him self as if he were practicing to bo a human corkscrew. Mrs. Edmonstono timidly glanced up at him. "Doesn't it fit, Tom?" she questioned. "Fit! Just look at it, will you?" ho retorted, "Fit I Hangs like a window curtain around my nock pinches my wrists liko a pair of handcuffs ! I feci as if I were in a straight jacket, " writh ing impatiently to tmd fro. "Oh, Imiglit have known it beforehand. You havo'nt an Idea what the word fit means. I wish, mother, you could teach this wifo of mino how to make a decent shirt 1" "Thomas, snid Mrs. Edmonstono, solemnly, transfixing him with tho glis tening spheres of her spectacle glasses, "you aro not very polite. I made that shirt." "You, mother!" " Yes, I myself. Just as I used to mako Bhirts for you in the old times that you're always sighing for. I've been working at it ever since I've been in tho house. Throw away tho pattern, Rachel, and don't waste any more time trying to mako your husband's shirts, " she added. "It's an economy of time and temper, as well as of money, to buy them ready made. And as for tho cooking you havo been praising 117 so eloquently of late, Tom, I Haven't touclied a pot or a pan. It s all your wife's work. So much for imagina tion! Oh, you needn t hang your head so sheepishly; you're neither better nor worse than most men. I never saw tho man yet that didn't need to hear a little wholesome truth now and then. You've got tho best aud sweetest llttlo wife in tho world." "Mother!" pleaded Rachel, trying to put her baud over the old lady's mouth; but Mrs. Edmonstoue went on "And it's my advice to you to try nnd treat her as she deserves. " "I I don't know but I have been rather cranky of lato, now that I come to think of it," said Tom, sulf accusingly, "Crank! I should think so," said the old lady. "I'm sure I don't know what the world's coming to. Hero's little Goorgy toddling around with his wooden cart. The flint you know he'll be telling his wife about the wonderful successes his mother used to make in this, that, uud tho other thing." "And Ocorgy will be right,"BaId Tom, who, after all, had a magnanimous streak through him. "What a crab I've been! Hang tho homemado shirts! I'll buy 'cm next time. Kiss me, Rachel. And bo sure you let me have a dish of scalloped oysters when I come to dinner." Tho oysters Rachel cooked. Ho ate his breakfast and departed. And when ho was gone young Mrs. Ed monstone looked with shining eyes at old Mrs. Edmonstone. "Oh, what a nice thing it is to have a mother in lawl" said she fervently. Tho classification ot tho character ot the immigration during the last decade shows that only S8,257 males were of the professional classes, 614,653 were skilled laborers, 1,833,926 were of tnicellaneoua occupations, 73,337 mado no statement in regard to occupation, and 750,450 were without occupation. Of the 2,040,703 females 1,724,451 were without occupa tion. Borroro Well, I never borrow trou ble, anyhow. Lender Oh, no; you al ways give that to the people you borrow other things from. Washington Star. A man passes for a sage if lie seeks wisdom ; it he thinks he has found it ho is a fool. Hebrew Standard. aiding Powder WOJIKX NIHILISTS OF RUSSIA. They Arc the Most Determined Kiirmlrs or the'Cinr. In Russia women havo becomo the most daring enemies of dospotUtm, They invariably belong to tho most intelligent nud cultivated classes. Lett' i i nnd pho togrnphs secretly received fr.no Switzer land throw considerable light on the lives of thoso at present in exile and those who have escaped lo other lauds. Russia would have tho lest of tho world believe that Nih'lism has becomo extinct throughout tho empire, says the Chicago Times. AVhat tho orgsm of tho government voice and what tho actions of tho people prove are two facts difficult to reconcile. So strong has thf move ment now grown that high horn dames do not hesitate to descend from their lofty estate to assist the peasant mother in the enro or her little home, and at the same time instill into her dulled intellect something of the same spirit which in spired her noble sacriflco in freedom's cause. Of this class wns the nobly born nnd highly gifted Alexandra Khorjovskaya, who did such good work for the cause In the province of Kieil. Her great beauty nnd genial manners won nil hearts to her, nud she was enabled to carry on her woik unsuspected for several years. She oven penetrated into the police sanctums of tho cities sho visited, and by this inenns sho oblnined much valuable in formation, nnd many times saved her co workers from arrest and Imprisonment. The government, at lost becoming con vinced that some unseen power was tit work throughout Kieff, set their spies to track tho propagandist, nnd they suc ceeded iu entrapping Alexandra Klior jevskaya, who wns arrested and thrown into a foul dungeon, where sho lay for many months. Without any form of trial whatever sho wns exiled to Siberia with haixl labor for IS years. Another noted woman who stands high in tho ranks of the nihilists is Eugenia Subotina, who fearlessly acted tho part of tho spy in the interests of her party, and finally succeeded in securing from a leading official all tho immediate plans of General Iguatieff for the over throw of nihilism. There were two Subotina Bisters, Eugenia and Maria. Both wcro instrumental in distributing iuccudinry literature throughout St. Petersburg and Moscow, nnd both were sent to Siberia. They belong to ono of tho oldest Russian families, and were noted for their beauty and intelligence The schools and colleges in Russia aro unlike thoso of oilier countries, in that tllpv nrA vprtlnhln linlluwla nf tn4-v:. --.w ..vvwuo w iUUJUD. One reason of this is that tho rules govern- iug incise institutions nro 01 tlio most ar bitrary description, and youth naturally rebels against tho hand of oppression. A number of students conversing together is sufficient to arouso suspicion, and they nro quickly mado to disperso. This sys tem of repression naturally engenders a feeling of secrecy, which, allied to mys tcrv. nnnrnls nnlv inn fnrotV.lv in 41. A student mind, and while meetings aro arranged unuer mo very eyes or the pro fossors, thoy aro usually held outside, at lllQ homes Of the SVlnnAitnzriM. Thn nn. thusiasm of tho youthful nihilists knows 110 ooutuis, anil their Inexperience Is fre quently tho means of landing them In nrisons nnrl fnrrrpqeuta. wlitM, .hml ....a.. ready to rccclvo thorn. That nihilism is noi uciui in missiaa retrospect of the last two years will plainly show, for during that time the wholesale arrest of students lias many times occurred. Elastic but Strong, This I.nml. "When foreigners impugn the elas ticity and strength of our institutions," snid Robert D. Lay ton to rae yesterday, " I am fond of quoting to them a bii of my own oxperieuce. In tho spriflg of 1863 I was present when General John ston surrendered to Shernian. Tlio regi ment I served in, tho Thirteenth Penn sylvania Cavalry, formed a part of Gen eral Sherman's escort. One of the sur pi Ups ot that day to us troopers was the nppenranco of General Wheeler, the fa mous Confederate cavalry leader. Ho had been raising Caiu with m for months, nud this nnd Ids raids in former campaigns liad mado us think of him p.s being of fearful proportions. Wo ex pected to And a giant, and when a little man of spare frame was pointed out to us as tho terrible- General Wheeler wo wcro rather disgusted. "Well, almost 20 years later, in tho winter ot 1831, 1 guess it was, I happened to lie iu the visitor's gallery of tho llouso if R"piescntativesnt Washington. Ralph Beaumont, tho labor leader, was with nn', nnd I asked him who the little man waa who wa3 then nddmuing the Hotiso on thu tariff from the Democratic sido. You ought toknow him,' said Beaumont. 'Ilo mod lo make it warm for you onco; he's General Wheeler.' And for tho sec ond time I was surprised to wo tlio little uutti from Alabama. The first time I met him he lind just given up an attempt to smack tlio United States Government, and here 18 years later ho wus making laws for the United States. Tho country that can furnish such proofs of its olnstio liberty, strength, and fr.iternalgeucrceity as this has nothing to fear from within." Pittsburg Dispatch. Mrnullisr of the Word "Dell." Numbered witli other problems refer ring to, small matters is tlio ouo why the little muuuikiu so enjoyed by girls is called a "doll" instead of, 11s the French do, a "puppet" or, with tho Italians, a "bambino," or baby. With a view to setting at rest tlio minds of tho littlo women on this subject, Golden Days has InvcotigHteil tlio meaning of the word "doll. " It says "To explain, it is uecf swtry to go back to the Middlo Ages, when it was tlio foehiou all over the Chriktiau woild for mothers to giro their little children the name of u patron saint. Soiuo utinU were mora popular lliHiiotheis, and St. Dorothea whs atone period moro popular than all. Dorothea, or Dorothy, tis the English have it, means a 'gift from Owl.' But Dorothea or Dorothy is much too long a name for a little, toddling baby, and no it was shortened to Dolly aud Doll, and from giving the babies a nickname it was au easy step to give the name to the littlo images of which the babies were so fond. " Good for Them. Young men as a rule need dUcipline, and it i a good thing for a youngster to be "knocked about" lu the world, though his soft hearted parents may uot think so. AH youths, or, it not all, certainly uine-Uvn-tweutietlis of tlio sum total, enter life with a surplusage of self oouueit. The sooner Uiey are relived of it the bet ter. If, in measuring themselves with vt im r, older, ami more experienced men, the) discovorit is unwarranted, aud get iulif it groi-efully of their own accord, u . II and guud ; it nut, it is desirable for tli ir m n bakes that it be kuueked out of th.-iii A Finished Plytr. Tlio sick room was very still ; the night lamp burned low, and the watchers mado fantnstlo shadows on tho wall, but no one moved or stioko. Tiie doctor said tills was the turning point ot the disease, and there was nothing to do hut to wait wait. The boy slept and his father kept his eyes fixed upon the thin, wasted features, nnd wntched for what ho hoped would prove a now leases of life. The mother liad gone to lie down aud rest. The nurse sat near nnd dozed. At last tho sick child suddenly opened his large bright oyes and said in a clear voice : "l'.ipn." " What, dear boy ! " answered the father soflly. "Is it near morning?" "Yes, dear boy!" "And will I lw well In the morutng?" "I I hope so," sobbed the poor father, faintly. There was a long silence, then the sick child moved restlessly on his pillows. "I want to say my prayers," he mur mured. Tho father beckoned to tho nurse and sho brought Iho mother, who stole softly in nud knelt on the other side of the bed. "Lift me up," said the dying child In a full clear voice; "hold me, papa, while I nay my prayers. " lie i laspcd his liltle hands together and repeated liko ono who was dreaming : "Our Father which art in heaven hallowod lie Thy name Thy king dom come Thy kingdom come " " Papa, I can't lememlier! I can't re member!" "No matter, dear boy, you can finish it In tlio morning." Again ho lay among tho pillows like a pale lily, and his eyes were open wide. "I can't see you, papa," he murmured, ""Will It soon be morning?" "Yes, dear boy." "And will I ha well then?" The poor father could not answer. No one spoke, and a faint light soon stolo jnto tho room that drowned the flicker ing rays of the night lamp aud shone rosy ou tlio wall. Then suddenly a little voice filled tho room. It was so sweet aud clear that it sounded like a strain of music from celestial spheres. It was the dying boy finishing his prayer! When lie came to the last clause he seemed grop ing iu doubt. " Forever and over forever and ever " nud with the words on his lips he drifted off to sleep again. The rising sun shone into the room nnd lighted up its dim obscurity. It lay in golden bars on tho whito pillows, and touched tho little face with a mocking glow of health and strength. Perhaps it wakened him, but in the valley of the shadow of death he could not discern, and with wide open eyes thatsnwnot.ho murmured plaintively: "Is it nearly morning, papa?" "It is morning now, dear boy. " A smile trembled on the closed lips there was a flutter of breath that came and went as the child clasped his thin hands together: "Forever and ever Amen!" Detroit Free Press. Pneumatic Stall Tubes. For nearly four years n company of capitalists and engineers has continued experiments witji a nloie and more Im proved combination of paeumatio tubes aqd electric appliances intended to for ward mail ma'ttr at a we of speed far exceeding that of the fastest exprSS trains. For short distances cylindrical boxes, holding abijut 200 letters apiece, can imdoubtedly be shot along at tlfe rate of 120 miles an hour, and by means of a system of qujck transfer stations the transit time from New Orleans to PhJJa delphia could thus be shortened to text 0 twelve hours. The establishment of an experimental line between Philadelphia and New York seerus an assured fact, and the State of California would find It a profitable investment to spend a dozen millions in encouraging the invention. Tlio expenses of a trip to the West coast of our continent and tlio irksomencss of a few days' confinement in a railway car are, after nil, only minor considerations, and tho circumstance deterring most East Americans from transferring their homes to the Pacific Slope is the delay in the mail communications witli the At lantic States. A line of pneumatic tubes from Baltimore to San Francisco would at onco remove that objection, Phila delphia Times. Their First. They came into the street car together Sunday afternoon, a little bit of a young mother still pale with the delicate pal lor the cheeks of young mothers often wear. Behind her there came a great, tall, awkward young fellow with the baby iu his arms. He had all tho awk wardness and the clumsiness of tho aver age young father who goes abroad for the first time with a baby of his own on Ids arms. He held it up to his broad, full chest so gently and so tenderly iu the hollow ot ono of his big red hands, a frail, helpless littlo bundle of humanity, for which that great giant would lay down his life. "Shan't I take him now?" asked tlio baby's mother when sho sat down. "No, no; I'll hold him," he said, as ho gathered up the baby's long ruffled and tucked white skirts to keep them from touching the car floor after he hnd sat down. "When you get tired holding him I'll take him," she said. "Oh, he won't tire me any. He isn't any heavier than a bird," was the reply. Aud there they sat oblivious to every thing and everybody but the baby, theii baby! Its coming had been to them tho beginning of the real home epic, and its tiny presence had made their little world so much larger and brighter nnd sweeter than it was before. Detroit Free Press, A recent English invention Is a ma chine which bends tubes without tho ueoewity ot tilling them with some yield ing nmteital to preserve an accurate sec tion. A cable between Spain and the island of Porto Rico is projected by the Spanish government. An Aluminium Doat, An aluminium boat, propelled by elec tricity from an aluminium battery, is being constructed by the Inventor, D. J, Cable, of Pittsburg, Pa. The battery, Mr. Cable says, will weiglk but a couple of pounds, and will be sufficient to pro duce the power necessary for running a pleasure bpat of good size. A boat of this metal capable of carrying from four to six persons can be made of a weight not exoeedlng 60 or 70 pounds, and would be very easily handled. Mr. Cable states that he has found means ot overcoming the great difficulty alumin ium presents to soldering. MAI.AHIA Lltontllv monna luitt air PnUnnnnu germs arising from low, marshy land, or from decaying vegetable matter, are broathod Into tho lungs, taken up by tho bloed. nnd unless tho vital fluid la purified by the uso ot good medicine iiko Hood's Sarsaparllla, the unfortu nate victim Is soon ovorpow erod. Even in tho moro advanced enioq. whnra thn torriblo fovor provail9, this successful modlclno has effected romarkable euros. Thoso who are airman,! ia malarial or other poisons should keep tho blood puro by taking Hood's Sar snparilln. Gay circles naturally enceIn rounds of pleasure. Kind words never dlo unkind wairls don't dlo cither. Most of the llilnns loneed for hv men havo no existence. Many a reputed was turns oat to be merely a scalawag. It docs no good lo take a stand and then run off with it. HUMOUS DANDER, ifow thfl human fcvstnm ever rwr.fmm lh. bad effects of tho nauseous medicines often lib. crally poured into It for tho supposltlre relief of dyspepsia, liver complaint, constlpatiou, rheu matism and other aliments, Isn mystery. The mischief done by bad medicines Is scarcely less than that caused by disease. If they who are wesk, bilious, dyspeptic, constipated or rheu IliatlC. WOllhl ortell,p bn iriltileil hv thn enceof Invalids who have thoroughly tested Hosteller's Stomach Hitters, they would In ev ery Instance obtain tho speediest aid derivable from rational medication. This medicine Is a searching nnd at tho same tlmo a thorouhlr safe remedy, derived from vegetable sources, and possessing, in consequence of Its basts if uiru spuiis, iruicriiea ns a mcaicinai sums .lilt not to bo found 111 the flerv local hlttrra and stimulants often resorted to by the debilitated, dyspeptic nnd languid. A Belgium mine is 3,700 feet deep.. If Sufferers from Consumption C'otluhs 1111(1 Colds will trvFan.Ttnftrnnirli aad Consumption Cure, they will find quick relief and Dcnuancnt benefit. The medlrAl nrntoRtlitu doclaro tt remedy of tho highest value, Try it, ii;ujuiiiiuv:uu jn.li uoiues irev. A larirn nronortlnn nf t lie rl lpne tvhlrh omi human suffering result from derangement of the stomach, bowels and liver. Dr. Lee's liver Itegulator removes all theso troubles. Trial bottles f rco at Thomas' Drun Store. Assyrians live on six cents a day. As a gcucral rule, It is best not tocorte.e constlycncss by tho uso of saline or drastic medicines. ll'Iicn a purgatiro Is needed, the most prompt, effective, and beneficial is Ayer's Pills. Their tendency Is to re. store, and not weaken, the normal action of tho bowels. Fraucc claims 1,000,000 socialists. Merit Wins. Wo desire to sav to our citizens, that for vftri wo liavi) been selling Dr. King's New Discovery ror Consumption, Dr. King's New IJfo Itlbr, Iliicklcn's Arnica Salvo and Electric Bitters, and have nover handled remedies that sell asweU, or that have given such universal satisfaction. We do not hesitato to guarantee thara every time, and no stand ready to refund the purchase price, If satisfactory results do not follow their use. Theso remedies have won thelrgreat popu larity purely on their merits, lteber's Lelilthto, and Illery Welssport. A Singlo woman runs a Bcarmont (P.,) livery and boarding stable. Hold It to the Light. Thn 111:111 ulin tells vou rnnflrientlsdlv luKt n hat will cure your cold is prescribing Kemp's Ualsam this year. In the preparation ot tills remarkable medicine for coughs and colds no expense Is spared to combine only the best aud mresb liigreuieurs. jioiq n ootue 01 Aemp'p talsam to tho llcht and look through It notice tho bright, clear look; then compare Willi other remedies. Itrge bottles at all druggists, M cents and $1. Samplo bottle free. Machinists and moulders won a six weeks' strike at Sparrows Pond, Md. How n llcautlful Slower was Nm4 iu uiu iiusuvu .ilia "I nu As.ca, hwaiu. wj tho river Itlilue. The ladv begged her suitor to nluck a llttlo pale-bluo flower, growing outue bank. In doing so, ho fell Into tho water, and was drowned; but, while sinking, he threw tb Mower to her, and cried; "Forget Be net I" ThousatiilH of women will never forget what Dr. Tierce's Favorite Prescription has done for tkem. It Is prepared specially to cure those diseases from which they alono suffer, and often iu silence, nither than consult a physlctan-aa periodical pains, weak back, prolapsus, and all uterine troubles, rurelv vecetables andauar- anteed to irlvo satisfaction 111 every ease, or money reiunaeu. An olllco coat usually lasts long became it is seldom' worn out. Sly rumlly Doctor, l'nr the biat two vcara has been Huloliur ntt- tcrs, and until I begun using them In iny family, we had moro or less sickness, and our doctors bill has been very large, since we began tkelr use, wo havo hail 110 doctor to par. and three dollars Invested iu Sulphur lilttcra has kept health in our family, t, Knott, rostmasrer, Wavcrly,Ioiva. A western farmer recently thrashed 1,200 bushels of wheat and two tramps In one day. Some foolish Teople Allow a cough to run until it gets beyond the reach of medicine. They often say. "Oh, it will wear away, but In most cases it wears them away. Could they be in duced to try tho successful medicine called Kemp's Balsam, which is sold on a positive guarantee to cure, they would immediately bco (he excellent e fleet after taking the first dose. Prico C.0o and f 1.00. Trial size free. At all druggists. Love levels all rank," but not the rank odor of au onion ; that Is too much for ft sometimes. A Hundred Years to Couie. Wouldn't ou like to live until the rear A. 1L 3)00, Juat to see the people and the world teller ally.' Who knows but jou might, II you observe thn laws ot health, and keep the StomacK, Uver and How is In full action. The best medicine known forthls Is Dr. Tierce's Tleasant Pellets. Tbey aro small, sugar-coated granules, bat powerful to cure; produce no nausea or griping; easy to take, and it sure euro for biliousness, constipation, heartache, and diseases produced by an Inactive II rcr. A convenient vest-pocket remedy. A man named Smith of Greenville, lie. cut his band while strapping a raxor,and dloJ two weeks later in paroxysms. i;crv Homo Should Have ft. It la not iihvava ranlenlent in full u tihvah'ln for every littlo ailment. Havlnir Ked Vbur Oil In the house you have a Physician always at hand: It kills Ilhetimatlsm, Neuralgia, Bums, intiiKji uuu uu Acnoe aim t ains, rnce una. Tlicru are few things lu life of which we may bo certain, but this la one nf them. Pan. Tin Cough and Consumption Cure lias no equal for Colds, Coughs ami Consumption. Trice a anil SO cents at Thomas' Drug Store. Between 00,000,000,000 and lOO.OOO.ouO, 000 codfish are taken from the sea around the shore of Newfoundland overy year. Height of Cruelly. Herwiiu women aeldoln recah-n tin, aininalfif they deserve. While the picture of health, they are constantly ailing. To- withhold syui tiathv from these uufortuiwitea bt the belrhl oi cruelty, they liai e it weak heart, causing short nesa 01 ureain, nuiieung, pain in ine 8iue,weaa and hungry spells, and finally swelling of ankles epprsatioii, choking, smothering and dropsy. Dr. aides' New Heart Cure Is lust the thing for them. For their nervousness, weakness, fieart ahe, etc. Jils ltetbiratlve Nervine Is unequaled. Pine treatise on "Heart an 1 Nervous Diseases" aud marvelous testimonials free. Sold ana guaranteed by 1 hoioas, I.chlghtoni and lller , wefssport Jfohuse Is fuel In Louisiana.