vfArc yon a unhscrlbcr lo the paper you are now readinflt If vol . U will coat you !mt 1. for 52 weekt to become one, and (ken you can tell your neiglilor that you will neither borrow nor lend. &BIf you wmit 11 popirthat owns Usef and isn't qfraiU to trll the news; that lielleren in pubUc morality, and tlie agreement of (As laws against malefactors; that hat opinions, and Un't afraid lo ftcprcs lhem,gH TIIE OABliON ADVOCATE, 11. OO a Year in Advance. INDEPENDENT " Live and Let Live." $1.28 when not paid in Advanca. VOL XIX,. No 44 Lohighton, Carbon County, Pcnna., September 12 1891. Single Copies 5 Cents '4- THE ONLY BOOT AND SHOE STORE IN WEISSPORT. . WHEN wo toll you that our stoic is the very best place in town to buy FOOTTVEA.lt. of all kind?, you enn just make up your mind that wo mean it. Our exhibit ol" Shoes, Slippers, and Footwear in general is the newest the most stylish and the most substan tial in town. TVe give you only the very best Footwear at the very s lowest prices These arc a few points in, our favor and it will pay you to give us your patronage, in return you get the best results for your money. U. S. KRESGE, WEISSPORT'S LEADING BOOT AND SHOE DEALER. mm Bopposite j . FIRST STREET, Has just opened an entire new line of LADIES' FINE DRESS GOODS! Comprising all the very latest styles in White Goods, Sa teens, Prints; Ginghams, Marseilles, -Seersuckers and Fancy Dress Patterns of Hie very best qualities at exceed ing low prices. ' Groceries, Provisions, Crockeryware,Glasswaie, Voorl and 'Willowware of the best makes at low figures. Cloths Cassimers, Hats, Boots, Shoes and Heady made Clothing in great variety and at prices with the reach of all purchasers prices fully as low as the same goods can he bought for at any other general store in this vicinity. Carpets, Oil-cloths, Lamps and ixtures in great variety and of best quality at Itock -Bottom Prices. Best quality of Flour and Peed at prices iully as low as the same articles can be purchased elsewhere. All goods of the very best quality and are being sold at prices i qually as low as the same goods can bought at any general stoic in this section. Call and be convinced. .Respectfully, July 323-71 A.MOS REftVGL. fashionable Millinery Wo havo the Largest and moststjllsh Kffectsln Seasonable Mllltnciy at tho lowest Trices. In the trimming de partment wcliuvc Two Oily Milliners to create happiest fancies In effects for our customers. Wraps -ANU- Coats, In the newesllstjlesnnd of tlievery best materials and make at lowest prlcss. Ilon't bo to Hie city w lion you can buy cheaper at home. WEISSPORT, PA. Branch Store, Lehighton. IS IIEAlJQtJAIlTEIiS FOlt GENERAL HARDWARE, AXL KIND OF COAL, i OPS. 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OFI'IOK HOUnS: From 8 . m., to la m., Irom 1 n. in., to c p. in., from 7 p. m., to 8 p. in. Consultation in ltngllHli or (Jerman Office Hours at llailetou Kvery Satuulav. Oct 15-87 lv A,nl Mgormu .w.ii, so much admired In ha!., cm be bL'iucl by tho use of Ayer's Hair Vigor, 'lheio Is nothing better than Uii3 prep.iraU.iii tor keoplug tho scalp clean, cool, and hc.ilihy. ll lestores to faded and i i.iy hair the original color and beauty, pre e::n halducsj, mid !:i:.ai ts to the hair a bit..y texture ami a l.i-:. ,g and delicate Ira-p:-: nee. Tlie most ele; ant and economical i:iints hi tlie inaiket,.no toilet Is complete wlllumt Ayer's Ilivlr Vigor. "My wife believes l!i it the monoy spent for Ayer'ii Ib.ir Vigor s tho best Invest uif.it nho . ido. 1 '. .inpaits a soft And Silky Texture t the l i'r, :.:i l pivci mucll satisfaction." J. A. A l i. i - rii. Auf iwltiie, Texas. ' AUt ic;!i!K a unuiber of other prepara tions iilioi;t i!iiy tatistuctory result, 1 find Unit Ayci 'i Ilaiv Vi.'ir Ii causing my hair to Brow.-' A. J. Osnvet, Ooueml Merchant, Indl.utlli'.id. H. V. T. "Aer'rt li..ii Vigor Is the only preparation I colli 1 ei r find to remove dandruff, euro Helling I'm:. urn. mid prevent loss of hair. I confldeirly l oiumeiut It." J. C. Sutler, r.p.'noer '::!''. Result From Using "Ayer's Hair Vigor rtii prmnt prema ture loss of iialr and when so lost will stim ulate a new growth. 1 have used the prepa ration for those purposes mid know whereof I alarm "A. Lucomhc, Opelousas, I. Ayer's Hair Vigor PREPARED ST Dr. J. G. AYER & CO., Lewd, Mass. Beld by Drugyl-td end Perfumers. Al nir n trout h fur W. If t Air anle In row dnulBV ta kriiiI nti p.nii r nlncu nttk so. imenov. and dpi lliem lor Ttiii cniiiiuKiivi vcuro riTTAKli NO HUIISTlTUTE.-a W. L. DOUGLAS S3 SHOE ENtm. I IK BEST SHOE IN THE WOULD FOR THE MONEf r it is seamless shoe. Willi iu.ta-lcor wu thtwiil iiurt luefeelt iiifulo vt flu- bt am inlr. B.S IImIi i I easy, oud tcmuftD ue t.iuU tr .l.tj of tkte .uu' uu... ui.ir umr, wunvjuctvic I, 11 equals ItlUlU' i -1 kliiies cutting frtiui ei.ui to 8n'j. K 00 (ieuuluo llttuil-r-i uril, lbeuetca!t pMm shoe ever offered lor 1IHl ettlluls l-l elicit n.A 00 llaud-Hrneri Well Mhi. n,i mil stjilah, eoniNirtabl.' auil cluruhle Tin Imi ado shoes eostiiiir from te.im to ft1 -r .t -.-a r:""? ......... , n. . rt. .Ill Usll -.1. . L . . I ad II ,.a ttuu i.-iiert arru rai juuooth Inutile, ll tr litem tine .ilf, 'i cut je. tlue iialr v.lli im tbree L..U I. I 1,-li oO tiiir ritll i li i lu u i I Am IhU iirlee . tjln' IT, 11 1, , t I " want u allot' I r , ,1 In I i . ; fifll JJ und b'4-UU ,1. nro iery hir.'ij mil ,i I in n, 11 lltt'lli a tllnl v. Ill M - ,1 Boys' Sfl,",'!" ' u llieTi menu. if. Hi It, u.i.i,k ' You ' wilt I I, mi.. 1 Mil Itil'K I , a 1 r,', lb- i I Bl4la0l'l.(KJ limnl-at ed blliH RmQUIGB Dull,, i , 'i hUllalJsequalhKri. ,, tjiuru t, Kouea l'iisliil ii ,,,, ftl , 1 1 tstuXI. l.ndiM All. M-.im i.t.,1 ftl.t.l aU;BttiX'Uie beat ll!i.-li, lit,, l.u HljrUhaudtlural,!e. flnuiiau. prioc ar tauipett uu tbe botum tbttt w . I.. olMlUl, name una lu the ImiIIi.iii nf .utJi al.iu. ' W. 1- bul'liLAt, Brockton, lu. , AdamrvTehrkam &on, Agents WHY IS THE i i 'i j ..in. f'ni i ni i v-M? thc CHHH, : . c t ut . t, Ml; halt mid huv, f ' all turned odt. -j pni; rl. ntiJ pmyod, tin xyc - vt n In the fthndo i' linut fi cloud. tun. Tlieln-itfltt n: HLlimffl . t i' i sky, r. . twiakle seemed j. 1. 1 !r i:'I?ory. ;Iimi oin t home tlicy crnnbt .1'I.mi; t .t ili it throng rt.'itnil liuiuvirl who'd brangrbt i' i.-f pt-uur aloiitf, Albany donrnal- 'LIZ'BBTH. I,i7.'ltl livi-il In a t-ellnr down in J " " nno knmv wlial Ih'C " ClVi'l '.. II 11 11. N' :k. 'Ijiz'betli cui'M i -t, ii- i : i Klio iihi-J to xvondi'i .ii.ii.t i. !i r slie at loolilut; mil !;.m- ii.' t ... 11 v .: -v. '.' ! -."i cili called it a niuilnw. but ('i rcuVrv iLwr.sonlj' tui iron gi:illiifc i!.i oiHrlinikeil (ho sidewalk., Tn onli rui ' on', of it tho little irl bail ti L-it tvr nciiiuht the cellar wall, and tl.n u!l !3 coiiM hh was the feot of the jieojilo ua tui';.- went ly. 'i.'lietli Ubcil lo wish anmctiuir-B t'if.i e)i t i u,Ul B'jo what tin' owners of the I ret lite, lint then it was rather nico lo sit. and imagine about it. Jtost of thorn hi longed to workin-t jieople, hut now -mid then a pnir of jititent leatliora went by, and once in a great while a lady's kid boot and dainty French heels would liusi with light tiead, as if ite owner wii-hcd'aa little contact as possible with Ci.'L wivtoiied street. '.' ,i7.'bath had been up in the City Hall r.'.i i. on ploa.iiiut of teniooiw, and thero b'm! I nd' scon the ladies and gentlemen wlio woro pretty shoes. So she knew what tlioy were like But that was a long lime ago. 'Liz'beth felt very sad this morning, for her kitten had just diod. It wasn't muoh of u kitten, either. Ouo of its eyes was go; o, and eomo ciuel boy had out oft a piece of its tail. Tlie cold weather had wilted an ear, so that it Imng foiward, giving poor kitty the look ot a disreputablo character. But her I. .Ho mistress thought she was beautiful ami loved her better than anything else. 'Liz'beth called her kitten "Bijou." !5iio hadn't any idea what it meant, and she couldn't have spelled it to save her life. Bat one day in tho pretty park n laily weBt by leading a curly whito dog, w iiu h she called "Bijou, "and that night 'L,..'.'beth christened tho kitten. The little girl sold papers in those days, nud every day slio bought a penny's worth of milk, which she gave Bijou, and sho used to beg scraps of meat from tho market on tlie comer. Sometimes tho found a Ilsh in the ash barrel, not over fresh usually, but Bijou wasn't par ticular. 1'vo forgotten to tell you that 'liz'beth had not lived alone in tho cellar always. lJomeono whom she called "Mag"usedto bo thero. 'Liz'beth was afraid of Jlag, Sho was good enougli when sho was sober, but that was so seldom. Sometimes Mag would be away for a whole week, and 'Liz'beth would dread to have her como back, she was always co ugly. Onco sho came home more licrco than usual ; sho was in troublo, and wanted money. 'Liz'beth had been lucky for n week, and had saved almost $1. Sho got it out from behind a brick that was her b,ank and gavo it to tho wretched womau, who struck her in return and went away, Liz'beth was pretty well used to blows : sho'd had a lot of them ; but somehow it hurt worso than usual this time. Her head ached, and her poor little desolate heart ached, too. There was a tight feel ing in her throat, and tho first thing'sho knew sho was crying so hard that Bijou, who lay in her lap, was all wet. It seemed to her Bhe could remember when soma ono with pretty hair and soft gray eyes had held her and rocked her and sung what was it she used to sing? Lizbeth closed her oyes, swayed to and fro.'nnd tried to think. Softly through tho mist of almost for gotten tilings camo tho shadowy men ory of that song so softly that it seemed only the ghost of words that whispered : A sleepy kiss is the only fare: Dear little paienser, say cood-ntsht. Into the station ot dreamland we co. Baby and I, In our rocking chair. Ho w queer it seemed ! " There's surely something tho matter with my head, said 'Liz'beth, and then she began to think again ; tho fancies were pleasant if they were queer. Tho next thing that came to her was a remembrance of the same misty sort concerning some ono else some ono big and handsome, witli kind, brown eyes and a voice not so soft as the other, but yet good to hear, "Is baby asleep, little mother?" tho voioe said. And how near it was I so near that the mustacliod lips touched tho baby s cheek, and then "Jiow much she Is like you your mouth and chin and hair. I believe sho will have your eyes, too. I wonder if that is what makes me love her so?" Lovelier! "Wholovesher? Howstrango that someone should lovelier! And what was tint about the eyes and mouth and hair? 'Liz'beth got abit of looking glass, crept close up to the grating where tho treat lamps shone in, and looked at her self. It was a wistful sort of face : tho mouth had a quiver in it and the eyes ye, they were gray, but not like those otlier eyes. There was a pathetic, ap pealing look in them that made 'liz'beth i Jmost sorry for herself. She put away tlie glass and tried to woo the fancies back, but they did not come, and soon sho fell asleep, When she awoke tho sun was shining in her face andBijou was mewing loudly, 'liz'beth sat up, or tiled to, but she felt very strange. Her head was light, and she laid it down again. Her throat was sore and her lips were parched. "Dear me." she thought, "it must be Highest of all in Leavening Power. Latest U. S. Gov't Report. 1 gxsmm I ABSOLWELY PURE afternoon, and ts u ih liiuiffry. Imtist gel h r moiiiu milk .' Slio took anny thn brick, but thero was ndjnioney there. Where liad it gone? 0!r? slio rememliered now. Sh had irfxjpn it to Mng, and ling had struck her. Kilt picked up Ilia lilt or looliinr Rlass. Yes, there was tin- mnr'c Hcrnsit her elioei. It was all btnck-timl yellow, bnv the rest of the face Was white and thin. Bijou wait thin, too, and ctlcd pitifully. "I'll go out and I esfor you. Kitty; you lUan't be hungry. " When she got up 'Lia'belli found that i'iw was very weak. She .could luiiiMy t.;ii'l, but slie inrti,n,i'il to get out on t ie cidownlk. A 0111:1 u noticed her whitu face and gnve her a drink. " 1mt day Is it?" anUcl 'Liz't etb "Saturday." "Saturday? Wliy, then I've upon wleep two day. Isn't that funny ? So Wonder Bijou is hu.mtv. Sho miMtlmvo toinotliing to ent iv'Ih 11 way . " Wirt JOU pw.ue give me a p.'?!iiy, air?" sh asked of eouir out who limt 11 f.icc whliSh seemed kinder to her t.iau it!mt of most men. "A penny ? Hero you are. v Anil into her hand fell a bright new moke!. A man stood by tho counter whom Lus'beth had never noen thu lief ore. He was not like tho other folks wiim nine there ordinarily. Kiom long habit tiie cliild glanceil at his shoos. Yes, tiiey wero patent leafher, an.i liiu clothes wero not like those the bai.ei "ore. Tliufauo WflH n. llnllilntinii into. 1.1 hiiII.i n? lit.. Uiat it was i-ed anil wullen and liad neither been shaved nor allied tlmt l;iy. 'Liz beth forgot her huiiKCr and stood looking at him. Well, llttlo ono, what do you think of me? I wouldn't take n prize, would I?" 'Liz'beth started; there wus unmet '-ling about that voice. What wus it? "Your mouth, your hair, your eyes I wonder if that is what makes 1110 love her so?'" "Sir?" said 'Liz'beth, looking up nyiin. "I didn't speak. You were talking to yourself. What aiU you?" Flense, sir, I don tltnow. I felt queer when I went to sleep, and I slept for two days, and I hain't had notliin' to eat. ' Nothing to eat for two daya! Well, haven't had anything to cat for a week. " Liz'beth looked at him. "Nothhi' to eat for a week I Why, lie must I.' awful hungry, " sho thought. bhe looked at tl.o bright new nickel. Sho turned it over in her dirty little nil- gel's, ihen sho looked at the man again. Ho had not taken his eyes oil her. Poor man, ho does look awful huu- gry," she said to henelf. And then, with a sudden impulse, sho held out her pre cious money. "A week's lota worso'n two days. I can stan' it a littlo longer, I guess, but I'd like n cent to get some milk for Bijou, a you can have tho rest. " Tho stranger started. His dull eves opened wide and something glisteuen in them. "Why, you poor litttlo beggar," ho said brokenly, and then ho slopped. Hero was a lesson in giving which many self righteous ones might copy to advan tage. "Did you think I didn't uat bo cause I hadn't monoy, baby?" J ho chiiu looked at him in wonder. Sho knew of no otlier reason why people didn't eat, nntt her oyes widened still moro when tho strange man put his hand in his pocket and drew out a big handful of Bilver. "There," said he, "take this and buy a barrel of milk if you liko. I'll take a drink of milk myself. It will be better than what I've been taking for tho past 10 days. ' 'Liz'beth got her nulk and a pie. She was rich now. She hurried back to the cellar. Bijou had ceased crying and lay on the bit of old blanket in tho corner quite still. " Como hero, Kitty, and get your milk, " called 'Liz'beth. But the kitten was dead. No amount Of coaxing would make it stir, and the little girl was heartbroken. Sho forgot her pio and sat looking drear ily out of tho window tlirough her tears. Tho feet went by as usual. Suddenly camo a quick step, a flash of patent leather ; some ouo peered down through the grating, nud a moment later tho man who had given her tho money was besido her. The next moment sho was in his arms and was being carried swiftly up stairs, and thcusho was in a carriage riding away, "uz uetn uiu not strugglo nor scream. Why should sho ? Tho stranger meant her no harm, elso ho would not hold her so close and kiss her so wildly, saying over and over : "Thank liod! Thank Uodl" Tho carriage ilew along the street, and before 'Liz'beth could recover her wits had stoppHl in frontof a beautiful house. How tlie gentleman hurried up thestep.4, and how He rang the bell, and wlien the door opened how lie flew up the stain, oriiii: "Maud, Maud, my darling, come heret I lime found our baby! There was 1110. story, an told in a minute all but tho part about n care less nurse having left her charge asleep in a carriage while sho litrted wiih n policeman. When the returned both baby and carriage were gone. 'Hurt was five years ago, when 'Liz'beth was only a wee toddler. Close against her mother's heart that night lay a happy ohlld. It was not faney this time. A real voice, trembling with Happy tears, crooned au old lullaby And in the next room a strong man aobliod as he promised God from thenoe forward to oonquer hl weakneeg. Mar-gr-rot MwiUin. A Quaint Ollt IVntcll. "What sort of w watch U tills?" naked Duzcr.Lury, picking up a curious ihl timepiece from an Austin watchmakur's slmwciise. "That," replied the watch maker, "is a real curiosity. It w a watch tlmt belimgt-d to Alexander the Great when he died on the barren island of St. Helena. " "Why, man alive, iu tlie days of Alexauder the Great they didn't havo any watohes. " "That's jimc what makes it such s rarity. " ".aid Mouuider tho Great did not die at St. Helena." "He didn't, eh? Well, that mokes it a still greater curiosity, anil taking tho rare relic from the hands of Duxaubury ho liM'ked it 111 liu burglar proof safe, Texoi, fiii.injis. waer WOMAN'S WORK ANO WOIlt, . 'professor Mary E. Byrd, of Smith ( 'i - lejte, has been elected a member of t'io British Astronomical Association. Mrs. Alico Freeman Palmer announc e from tho platform that there are to-day 40,000 girls iu the colleges of America. Tho widow of Richard Proctor, Uin great astronomer, is to bo curator o Proctor Memorial Observatory at :ji Diego, Cal. Mrs, Grover Cleveland is vice president of tho New York Free Kindergnrten As sociation, and is much interested tn the education of poor children. Mlsa Grace Dodge, tho founder of tho working women's clubs of New York, is tall and commanding of apiiearanco and has tho action of a trained athlete. Mario Dietarle, the daughter of the late Emile von Marcke, tho cattle painter, follows her father's profession and specialty. She receives good prices for her work. Mrs. Oscar AVilde Is said to be a groat contrast to her husband. She is very quiet, while ho is rather loud; she is in clinod to be commonplace, while ho ij brilliant in conversation. Mrs. Alexander Bremer, ono of th? deputy factory inspectors of New York, kuowH as much about machinery, eleva tors, heating, plumbing, ventilating, and sanitary improvements as any man oa the force. Each year of Chief Justioe Fuller's resi dence in Washington lias witnessed tli debut of one of his seven charming daughters. This year Miss Mary Fuller returns from her long stay in Berlin to enter society at tho capital. Rev. Edward Beecher's adopted daugh ter received at her baptism tho name of Voico Adams.. She was one of a family of 15 children, whom her father, a greal grandson- of John Quincy Adams, sup ported by lecturing 011 "Tlie Voice of Nat ure." Miss Jennio Chamberlain, now Mrs, Naylor Leyland, lives in "asplendid pal ace at Albert Gate, London, whose maiblo staircase and many priceless works ot art" aro sights. It isn't always tho American girls who marry titles who have tho best times abroad, Countess Tolstoi, wife of tho author, recently made a successful business trip to St. Petersburg. She secured an audi ence with the emperor, who was ox tremely kind to her, and prohiised to protect her husband from all the annoy ances to which tho committee of censors lias been subjecting him. A directory of women's work of In dianapolis shows thorn holding tho po sitions of pianists, violinists, elocution ists, orators, physicians, artists, ovangel ists, commercial travelers, woodcarvers, teachers, stenographers, typewriters, bookkeepers, and manicures, to eay noth ing of dressmakers, milliners and store keepers. Mrs, Lease, of Alliance fame, says that sho lias gained more divorce suits than any other lawyer in Kansas. Sho did not begin tho study of law until after the birth of her fourth child, who is now 9 years old. She used to read Blackstono while busy about the household work, with a crying baby in her arms. The Countess of Caithness, tho now high priestess of thcosophy, is'tlio exact antithesis of her predecessor, Blavatsky, Her figure is slender, her manners elo- r?iut, and her tastes refined. Slio dresses in great taste. Her only resemblance to Blavatsky lies in her fondness for dia monds, but that is a pardonable womanly weakness. The Queen of tho Belgians, who learned eleight of hand from Hermann, the Euro pean, not tho American, is fond of trav eling incog. Not long ago she and Prin cess Clementine wero run out of a rail way compartment near Ostendo by a fat womau, who declared sho didn't believe "such plain people had first class tickets, anyhow. " Lady Dufieriu, in her notes on India, sayis : The Burmese women nre groat per .onages, and 1 1 y a gseat part in their households. They choose their own hus bands and divorce them when they like, re'.nining their own properly and all they have earned J they are at liberty to marry nctain, whether as widows or divorcees. Mr. Barnard told 1110 that when the last census camo in ho thought tho number of women who said thoy could read and wiitowas small, no ho made inquiries, anil from nil parts of tho country young hi lies replied that they did not liko to nay they could read, lest young gentle meu, learning tho fact, should writo to thcui. 1 i tillAI.-.-S OP COLD. WUdom at onco saitii little and saith nin-li. Ohilinacy arises from firmness without ;.i:ni;ii,;. j Vrwinul force never goes out of fash icn. Emorwn. A fills-' report does not lat long, and tue lire one lead is always the beat apol O'v fo.- that which one has led. St, Ji r.ini". Ueliere me, the talent ot success is notliiug more than doing what you can do well, aud doing well whatever you do, II. W. Longfellow. 001110 people spend an much time la- meiittur; tlutt tiny do not havo their life to live over again llmt they do not havo time to jegin living better late in life. It is ot the height to which we havo grown m any department of our lives wl icli is the Important thing, but the soi nibioss and liKdthfuloees ot that gix wtu. If it is owardly for the strong to op press (lit- weak, it is no leas mean anil base for tlie weak to impoae upon the good nature and generosity of the strong. There can be tyranny In both ways. "Half the wracks that strew life's ocean. it uua star had bewi their guide, &litflit have now Iwea riding safely, Bat they drifted with the (Id " That man only lia learned to live rightly who take with a smile the world's praise aud blame, and with steady heart und hand goes straight on with the work he has In baud. Sarah K. Bolton. nUSINtSS A.VO INOl'STlll.U.. Chicago has 0,000 saloons. Steel rail exports increase. San Francisco lias 4,000 saloons. It coats $1,500 to discharge k Krupp guu. Denver ice wagon drivers get 955 a montn, F ranee's workiogmeu aveiage 38 cents a d.iy. Illinois has adopted tlie weekly pay ment law. Washington, D. C., hw lumber iaipcot ore. A machine gums 30,000 envelopes iu on hour PllOMl.VHNT I'KOl'MJ, Ex-Senator Spooner has shorn his lonr and wavy locks. Chief Justice Lucas, of West Virginia. t four feet iu height. Ex-Governor Richard J. Oglesby, of Illinoio, is said to ro3emble Denman Thompson in appearance. Senator Morrill, of Vermont, designed nud directed the building of the house la which he lives at Strafford. Father Mollinn r, whose ml.v.euloui cures nt Troy UIU shrine have nlado him famous, Is said (o have accumulated a fortune of fB,000,000. Tlie Duke of Cambridge, commander in chief of her majesty's army, is known as "Umbrella George," Perhaps this designation arises from a disposition on his part to get iu out of the wet on oil occasions. President Hnrrison and Secretary No- blo were not only fast friends and school mates when young, but they wero livals lor the hand or tho snino girl. Came Scott somehow or other preferred Mr. Hni rison. Frederick B. McQiuuis, a well known colored man of B ' -nore, lias received from Mrs. Jefferson Davis a handsome osage orange wood cane, which Is the be quest frem the late president of the Con federate Slates. Stephen A. Douglas, prosecuting at torney for the city of Chicago, and son of the famous Democrat of that namo, never visits Spiinglleld, 111., without go ing to the tomb of ills father's old polit ical opponent nud friend, Abraham Lin coln. Tho youngest man to e1t lu the next Congress will be a Toxan named Bailey. He is under 30. When he look tho stump in Texas last year Ihe farmers used to go from town to town in their covered wagons and camp out so that they might hear Bailey speak again and again. "Mother Stewart," of Ohio, tho orig inator of tho famous woman's, temper ance crusade of 15 years ago, has returned, from a trip to Europe. Her loniprj-aoo addresses in Paris are said to have been tho firat delivered by a woman in that city. Ex-Secretary Bayard Is growing fleshy as ho advancos In years, and Ills fiHO height is now balanced by a fair breadth of body. His face lias becomo set in ssveic lines and his hair has whitened rapidly since dentil robbed him of his wife mid his favorite daughter. Cardinal Manning, who has just en toed upon his 81th year, observed in a recant note to Mirg. Gladstone: "You know how nearly I havo agreed iu Will iam's political career, especially in his Irish policy of tho last 20 years," and "how few of our old friends and compan ions now survive. " Georgo Washington's nearest living kin is Mrs. Fanny V ashington Finch, of Washington, D. C, a great grandnieco of tho Father of His Country. Sho is a tall, majestic woman, and in features re sembles the portraits of her distinguished relative She is the youngest and tho only survivor of 12 children. William Morris, tho English poet, art ist, and Socialist, affects a singularly shabby and unpicturesque attire. He may be seen on Oxford street, in London, wearing an old black slouch hat, an an cient sackcoat, baggy trousers, and a blue flannel shirt. The necktie is usually missing and sometimes he weais no col lar, But his flowing white hair and beard mako him an object of interest to every passer by. WIT OF THIS EDITORS. Consistency is a jewel. It is not fash ionable to wear much jewelry. Dallas News. Most of the enterprising journals in tho country report all hangings as a mat ter qt noose. Texas Sittings. When a woman refuses to pocket an insult it isn't always duo to the fact that sho can't find her pocket. Rochester Post. There is a native savagery in every breast that loves to sit in the dry itself and watch those who are caught out In the rain. Ram's Horn, "I should think she would put on full mourning for her brother, instead of half mourning, as sho does. " "He was only her half brother. "Brooklyn Life. She So she reached Paris yesterday 1 How wonderful it is that the news can bo sent so safely over the ocean cable through so many miles of salt water. He Yea ; and be so fresh. Life. The New Y'orkzreraftrs idea of a good wife: The Pastor Of course you believe that you will go to heaven when you die? Tko Wife (witu resignation) No, I Buppose I will have to go where my husband does. " "Did any man ever kiss you before, darling?" "Before to-day? No, Ed ward, you are the first. " And the re cording angel didn't need to drop a tear to blot out the lib, for he was the first thatha'd' kissed her that day. Buffalo Express. There was a fire in a store in a small town in New Jersey or it may havo lieen In Connecticut and a New York reporter wag sent to write it up. Ho asked a prominent citizen of the place if the fire was the work of an incendiary, "Diiuno," said the prominent citizen; "it might be, but my opinion is it was sot." Men's Outfitter. Woman Dress Reformer We liavo worked hard in the great movement to emancipate woman from the tyranny of dress, and we are on the eve of a glorious victory. There is only one drop of bitterness in our cup of joy, Friend What is it? "The faot that the women of tlie oouulry won't accept our ideas. "New York Tribune. "He told his son to milk tlieoows, feed tbe horses, slop the pigs, hunt the egi feed the calves, cateh the oolt and put him in the stable, out plenty of wood, split kindlings, stir tlie milk, put freelf water In the creamery attar supper, arm to bo sure and study his lessons before he went to bed. Then he hurried off to tbe club to take a leading part in the nuestion, 'How to keep boys on the farm.' " Covington (0- Knterprisf. World's Fair bnildings employ 15,000 hands. Texas sawmills are embarrassed by over production. Some New York horse oar meu g-t $3 tor 10 hours. Drummers in Brooklyn must wear a license badge. New York maohlne woodworkers have the 8 hour day. A New York jockey has been uttered $18,000 for im. Only one person in four in London earns over a 1 a week. The Order of Railway Conductors has A Illystery. flow the hunSin Rvntum nverreenrerafram llip liml effects at tlie nauteou medicines often lit orally jionred into It for the supportive relief or uysneima, llier cmnplalift, constlpiitiou, rheu matism and otlier ailments, Is a lnyitcry. The mischief done by imil meillciiios la scarcely less thai; tlmt i-Hiisi'il by illsenso. Hthev who aro we.ni, lillliiiK, dyspeptic, conitlpnteil or rheu ms to. uoiltil oflener hn fnmlpil hv thn pvnerl. enceot invalid who lnivc thoroughly tested llostctter's Stomach Hitters. Ihevnoiilil in ev ery liistiincc obtain the speediest aid derivable iiuiu muuiiiit meuicaumi. 1111s meaiciuo isn searching :nin at the same time a thoroughly safe remeilv. derived from vccetfthln smireeji. and possessing In consce,uence of Its basis of pure spirus, properties us 11 meuicinai simul ant not Id be fmind in thn fierv toenl liltiers Anil stimulants often rosortea to by tho debilitated, dyspeptic and Imijtuld. A bower of roses Tho wind. Hoods Harsaparllla. 1. l'liriilestho blood. 2. Uieatesnn appetite. 3. Strengthens the licrreK. 4- Makes tlie weak stronjt. n. Overcomesthat tired feeling. 0. Cures scrofula, salt rheum, etc. 7. Invigorates tho kldncvs ism liver. 8. llelloves headache, lirdlKCstlon dyspepsia Dear Utile things Diamond Some Foolish People Allow a couch to run until it eels beyond tho reach of medicine. Tkev often sav. " Oh, it will wear away, but in most cases it -wears thorn away. Could they bo in duced to try tho successful medicine called Kemp's Balsam, which n sold on a positive guarantee to cure, they would immediately see the excellent effect after taking the first doso. Price 60c and $1.00. Trial siie free. At all drugcists. A faculty divine The college dean. TI10 only radical euro tor rheumatism is to eliminate from tho blood tho acid that causes the. disease. This Is thoroughly effected by the pei severing use of Ayer's Sarsaparllla. rerslst until cured, Tho process may bo slow, but tho result Is sure. A summer's evening Striking a bal- an co. Hvcrv Homo Sltvulit Have it. It In lint nlwflYS rnnvenlekf: tn e.ill n nlivteli.n for evcrv little ailment. Iluvlmr lipifl'W nil In tho house j'ou have a Physician always at hand; it kills lllienm.itissi, VeuralJlla, Hums, bruises and all Adits aidl'alns. l'rlce 2cts. There aro few Ulnim in life of which wo may be certain, but this IS ono of them. Pnn-Tlnn Couch and Consumption Care has 110 equal for Colds, Coughs and Consumption, l'rlce 25 and 5 cents at. ihsmas' Drug Store ThofalalKlftof beauty Killing looks. Suushlne in tho Housel "I'm weary with work!" tho coodwllostfihed! "llut alter all." she said, "It's sweet to labor for those we love No wonder that inalds will wed." A wise housewifa liehtcn hertml nnrf pTiLilena the homo clrclo by her cheerfulness, lint tho health Is tho first requisite, and her Just pre rogative. Health follows the use ofj)r. I'lerco's Fiivorlto rrescrlptlon.whlcli repairs the rava-ae-es caused bv tliosti np.ciill.ir diseases whle.h ahlict womankind. It enriches the blood, cures mo i-uumi, wcrensci uiu uesu, prevents nysicna nervousness and low spirits, and Is a verltablo fountain ot health to women, yuniRand old. Saltsf action , or tlio price (SI .M) ifunded, (If uiuggisi. Because yu feel good, Is no reason you are. Hold It to tho I.lRllt. Thu mail who tells vnu conflricntlallv fust what will euro jour cold is prescribing Kemp's Ilulsam this year. In tho preparation et this remarkable medicine for couniis and colds no expense Ii spared to combine only the best and purest ingrcuieius. jioih a uouie 01 liemp'S balsam to tho light and look through It: notice tho bright, clear look: then compare with other remedies. J-ariro bottles at all drueirlsts. 60 cents mid $1. buinplo bottle free. Every married man Is a hero to some bachelor. now ortcn, Xio see some vouns 1111111 who 1ms snuandered his money and rolut-d his health by excesses, and before SO years of ago Is an all broken down and played out man I In all such cases I pre scribe nature's tonic nnd nervine. tiulDhur Bit ters. They supply food for the brain, strength en tue nerves, uuu ure successnu 111 nine cus out of tell. The laborer Is worthy of bis hire, tho student of his lore. Happy llooslcrs. Win. Tlmmons. Postmaster of Idavllle. Ind. writes 1 "Klectric Hitters has dono more for mo than all other medicines combined, for that bad feeling arising irom nianeynnti uwt irouuie." John lslle, farmer aud stockman, of same place, savs: "Find Klectric Hitters to be the best Kidney and Liver medicine, made ma feet like a new man." J. W. (lardner, hardware mer chant, same tswn, says: Kiectno jimers is me thing for a man ho Is all inn dowaand (Isn't caro whether he lives or dies; he found new strength, good appetite and felt lust like as It he had a new leaso 011 life. Only due a bottle, at licuers urug siore. The undertaker Is a gambler who usual ly wins the die. If Sufferers from Consumption Coughs and Colds wllftry I'an-TlnaCougliand Consumutlon Cure, thev will find oulck relief and permanent benefit. Tlie medical profession declare it a remedy of the highest value. Try 11. 1 rice xo null w cenis. anal uoiues iree. A large proportion of the diseases which cause human suffering result trom derangement of the stomach, bowels and liver. Dr. Lee's Liver Itewilator removes all these troubles. Trial uoities ireo at iiionms- vtuk Biore. You cm buy a fine S kt, diamond for $600, if you have the $ G0. A Husband's BlUtako. Husbands too offen perm tt wives, and parents tliolr children, to suffer from headache, dizzi ness, neuralgia, sleeplessness, fits, nervousness, when by the use of lit. Miles' llestoratlve Ner vlno such serious results could easily be pre vented. DriigcUs everywhere say it gives uni versal satisfaction, and has an Immense sale. Woodworth & Oo , of Knrt Wayne, Ind., Snow & Co., of Syracuse, N. v.; J. 0. Wolf, of Hills dale, Mich., and buudreds of others say "It Is the greatest seller they ever knew." It contains no oplat. Trial bottles anil line book on Nerv ous Diseases, free at Thomas', Lehighton and lileo's, VYeis&port. Two Austrian cnginceas have Invented a new explosive which Is called ecraslte. Its power, as compare! with dynamite Is as 100 is to seventy, and It may be carried from place to place with perfect safety. Electric light or power is now used in forty American mines, anh wlln sush suc cess that a rapid extension of electric min ing Is antUIpated. Steam pipes have been made In England from tbe ramie fibre. This material is sub jected to tremendous hydraulic pressure. Cork covering for steam pipes has prov ed very successful lu England, and In some cases It has been found to make a differ ence of 100 to 121 degrees from the tem perature of uncovered pipes. The big clock in the tower of Phlladadel phla's new uliy Hall Is to be wound by a steam engine. News consists of ovouts that are oithor very usual or very unusual. The devil is not muoh afraid of tho man who is not as religious iu business ns lie is iu prayer meeting. The ruau who leads a double lite can not bo expected to bo slnglo in purpose When it aomes to a question ot soci ety, the best is not always the cheapest A faot is as difficult to change as for a bigot to be conscious that he is ono. It takes two to make u quarrel,but it lies in the power of one to prevent Itr News is anything that the general public ought to know. A contented wife is apt to have a con tented iiusbsuul. A man can efTeot mora with tears in his eyes than tears in his coat. Politeness has been compared with an air-cushion, although there is ap parently nothing in it, it eases our jult wonderfully 17.000 ineinbsra.