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VO! XIX., No 41
Lehighton, Carbon Oonnty, Ponna., August? 22 1891.
Single Copies 5 Cents
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GREAT-1
Closing Out BARGAINS !
B "B
nanKwener.
Every part of our store is attractive with Closing Out Bargains
Our enormous reductions will make your coming profitable as
there never was a time like ndw for buying.
Our Men's Department :
Btyiisu ocuivti nuiis. ......
Working Pants Special.
JfWS Sff Sfi nwn.1. season t W n,l .. on-
livens our store now at 51.20. , An M
Mauy small lots, In all wool rants, must go at our piico 52.00.
Boy's and hildrens Suits.
They are Boomers, at Positively Ouo-IIalf Former Price.
Don't hesitate, but tako advantage ol the "emnrkal.le neducttous lit our Chlldiens Suits,
4 to 14 year, 600 suits, ranging in pnco irom z.w w w.v". s
" Odds and Ends."
halt lotmet price. Hummer Outing Shirts. One lot, DO dozen, Domett
t,oX pno malte? wileiid
whefa'you look around nur Bargain Booms, the buyers me here mid busy.
KOCH & SHANK WEILER,
The Largest and Leading Clothing House in the Valley.
Contre Squaie-Hotel Allen BulldlDB-Alleutown.
a
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Tills Great ricrmnn Vrdlr'nntathoi
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uuu ctns u uosc. 11 win euro Mitt.
m worst cases ot Xln disease, from
mit common ninipia on me iaci
to that awful disease Scrofula..
suitriiuu jhxj..i.u8 is meat r
best mcdlclno to uso lu allfif
cases of such stubborn undiyyour
riot ever takO Kat nrlnr.lTn
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Ihn mirpat nml ho.tWyoU.USO
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udy, ordure, It has saved hundreds.
fj Don'twait until to-morrow,
n f ff Try a Bottlo To-day I
Aro vou low.enlrUod and weak.
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Our's Remain the Same !
Don't Buy Until You See Our Goods
and Compare Prices !
One day time clocks, ,60c, 75c, and up to $2.50.
One day alarm clocks, 80c, $1.00 and up to $3.50.
Eight day clocks from 3.00 up to $10.1)0.
W. M. Rapsher,
ATTORNEY and COUNSELLOR AT LAW,
First door above the Mansion House,
MAUClt CHUNK, .... PENN'A.
Ileal Estate and Collection Agency. Will Buy
inn sen ueai l'.swio. juouvcyancinit neiuiy uonu.
oouecuous prornpny uuiue. ofuiuiK iamu-sui
Occidents a specialty.
cnuusu uuu ucruiiiu
May be consulted In
liov. -vi
O. A. CLAUSS,
Office with Clauss llros., 1'lrst street, Lehighton
Fire, Life and Accident
INSURANCE.
Only Krst class Companies suo represented
Information cheerfully furnished.
4-1 y
r.OVH'3 ATl'IUBUTEB.
Truo lovo, it .Is sunshine,
And lovo it is gold
It makes tho world joyous
And fair to behold;
It is good for tho young
It is good for tho old.
Lovo lightens tlio burdens,
It softens tho caro;
It uervoth tho strong hand
To do and to daro
And love, like a blessing,
Oft comes unawaro.
Wo know not tho minuto,
Wo know not tho hour,
When lovo may bo changing
Tho bud to a flower,
Tho child toa woman
Or man, by its power.
Sweet lovo is so gentle
It dries up tho tear
It kisses tho sad face,
Grown pallid with fear,
It draws hoarts together
And makes each moro dear.
True love is so tender
It shrinks from a blow,
Coming in liko a friend
It oxpecteth no foe,
Lovo, lovo should bo cliorishod
By mortals below.
Grand lovo will work wonders
By sea and by land,
Tho great storms of sorrow
Aro quelled by its hand,
As it bindeth together
Fond hearts in one band.
Truo lovo it is sunshine,
And lovo it is gold
It makes tho world joyous
. And fair to bohold;
It is good for the young,
It is good for tho old.
GERDA.
11V MATTIF. MAY.
American Lever TFatches from 5.00 up to 50 and $60 flfi p BROWN
We don't make a " blow " about low prices and we have no
noorl to fnt. " for the simnhj reason that our prices are now as
Inw if nnt. lower than those of other Jewelers in this town or in
Wp rnnpnt. our invitation : Come and see us and
examine our goods and learn prices before buying elsewhere.
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AdHNT.
The Reliable Jeweler,
Slaiington, Penna. .
Special Treatment given In Diseases ot Women.
Specialist In niseasei ot Eye. Ear, Noso and
Catarrh Permanently Cured.
Pliin Vrmiipless Eva (ilasses and Spectacles ad-
lusted my own patent. uugs-ly
DR. G. T. FOX,
172 Main Street, Bath, Pa.
AT llANUOn. 11BOADWAV 110USK, MONDAYS.
AT KASTON, SWAN IIOTKL, TUESDAYS.
AT IlKTHI.r.lIKjr, SUN IIOTKI, WKDMBSDAYB.
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nmi-pirniirs 1'roni oa. m. to 4 n. m. Practice
limited to (meases 01 mo
. Cwo Cor IMnoo ki Thrnnr a
Tee Gream is Down to lhirty
tyAlso, Refraction of the Eyes or the adjust-1 ?!
v w ramlnl "lasses. lJ
Cents per Quart. f. I. SMITH, D. D. 8.,
Parties, Picnics and Festivals supplied with Ice Cream at the
very lowest prices.
Ofllco opposlto tho Opera House.
Bank Street, Zehhton, Pa.
Confections, Fruits and Groceries.
Toys, Games and the New Novelties.
In this line we have everything that is new. Our prices are al
ways the very lowest.
BILYERWARE AND eJEWEl.RY.
We prm't hp lP!t. in n fine line of silverware and iewelrv. We
have all the new effects at the lowest prices.
BEN K. OTJLTON,
ICE CREAM, SODA WATER, MILK SHAKE, CON
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WE ARE now nicely locsled In our new store room and with
jpcreaied facilities and conyenlancpa ste be(ter than ever prp
pare to pater tq the public. We extend an earnest invitation
(q the people tq call an.4 ca us at our handsoino new store.
m. m a r m.1 In Retail or Wtiolesaln lott. Piemcnnd fes.
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FINE SILVERWARE, WATCHES AND BEAUTI
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WE CARRY as fine and as complete a line of the above roods
as can be found lu any Jewelry Store (n Carbon, county. Wp
have all the newest novelties and tho prices ate the very lqw
t'A'. iSrCotne. and eeo. us licforo you buy,
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OENTISTItV IN ALL ITS 11RAKCIIES.
FllliiiR and malclnR artificial dentures a special
ly, jjocai uuesumiica useu.
Has administered and Teeth Extracted WITH'
fHIT TAIN.
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1 p. in., to a u. in., iruiu i v, in., iu o i'. in.
Consultations In English or (Jerman
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DR.W.F.DANZER,
No. SO Nortli Wyoming St.,
HAZLETON, PENNA.
Sneclallst lu Diseases ot the
EYE. NOSE AND THROAT
Dr.Danzcr will be at tho
Exchange Hotel, Lohighton
Spectacles and Eye Glaises accurately fitted at
ain.tnDiinsHan In H ft I'm fill mill Hlltrllsb.
f WV.im.M m7iiuofttrn
We are OjBtering
Special Prices so
Ugh! Weight Dress Goods,
rublic speakers, actors, auctioneers, teach,;
era, preachers, and all who ate liable to.
over-tax and irritate tiioyocai organs, una.
In Aver's Cherry Pectoral, a safe, certain,
and speedy relief. It soothes the larynx,
allays. Inflammation, strengthens the voice,
and tor whooping cougn, croup, soro uuoaj,
and the sudden colds to which children,
aro exposed, this preparation. w(thout
equal.
William II. Quartiy, Auctioneer, Minia.
ton. Australia, writes i " In ray profession ct
an auctioneer, any aSectlon ot the voice or
throat Is n serious matter j hut, at each
attack, i have been
BENEFITED BY
a few doses of Avcr's Cherry Tcctoral,
This remedywith ordinary care, has worked
such magical effect that I bavo suffered
very little inconvenience."
" Having thoroughly tested the properties;
of Aver's Cherry Pectoral as a remedy for
bronchitis and throat affections, I am heart.
Ily glad to testify to the Intrinsic merits ot
tins preparation.- x. u. juncuiiuiuy, jvu-
tuor and Lecturer, itipiey, unio.
"Ayer's Cherry Pectoral has cleared and
strengthened my voice, 60 that I am able to
sneak with very much more ease and com
fort than before." (Itev.) C. N. Nlohols,
Pastor ct Baptist Church, fo, TlaUury, Mass,
er's
Cherry Pectoral
rKxriMD or
Dr. J. C AYER & CO., Lowell, Mass.
Sold by ill Drunl.L. Frlce (1 i six bottlti, 5.
It was a holiday iu tho littlo Gorman
Duchy of Sclatonhurff, because it was
tho birthday of tho duko's only
daughter, Princess Olga.
Tho schools wero all closed, and no
work was going forward among tho
young people in the fields and factories.
It was especially thoir holiday, bo-
causo tho princoss was only a girl liko
themselves, except for her royal blood.
At tho west side of tho oastlo ran a
road, cut through deep, mossy em
bankments. It had but fow houses,
and thoy wore only very poor cottages,
quaintly built. At tho door of one of
thorn stood a group of children, clad in
clean, whito garments, with Sunday gay
ties, and ono or two natural wreaths for
finery.
In a littlo chair on tho threshold sat
pleasant-looking girl, also dressed in
whito, but warring no ribbon or flower,
though a littlo bunch of field blooms
stood in it bowl beside her. Her face
was very pale, and her hands wero
smooth and dainty as any court
madam's. Ah, Gerda often siched
when she thought how brown and hard
her mothers were,
It was the will of Heaven that tho
poor woman should never havo the
holp of a daughter, forGerda could not
move until sho was lifted, and so sho
must sit in her chair and wait till tho
angels came to carry hep into Paradise.
"And whore shall you go first?" she
inquired of her gay companions.
"Why, to the market, to get our
bouquets," said ono, "and. then to the
town hall to fetch tho whito banners
and then to tho great hall in the castle,
we must wait tin tlio princess comes
into the gallery; au.d thon we sing our
anthem and lay down our flowers."
,"I should iike to go just once:
whispered Gorda, softly.
'Why, havo you never boon?" ex
claimed a tall girl a new arrival in
Sclatenburg.
"I have always sat in this chair,"
answered Gerda, simply, and tho
stranger blushed and was silent.
"It seems cruel to leave you at homo.
Uerda," said another.
"Oh, no," she replied: "I always on
joy tho prlncoss' birthday. You always
havo such pleasant news."
"How contented you are," remarked
a dark girl with flashing eyes.
"Ah, you never wish far anything,
uorda?"
"Ah, that I do," she answered look'
ing up with a smile, though hor voice
sounded rather like a sigh. ' 'I
"What do you wish?" asked the other.
knooling boside hor. "I woudor if you
wish liko I do?"
I wish I was useful," said Gerda,
Ah, I novor think about that, replied
tho girl, starting to her foot. I only
wish for flnor muslins, or a French
ribbon- -or a sweothoart. I am usoloes
enough, in nil conscience! I think wo
all are.
Oh, no, said Gordu, doproofttingly.
Seo now, to-day you re able to ploaso
the priuoewl Thoy soy sho does not
look happy, Tho grand duko's new
wife is not so sweet as her own dear
dead mother. And when sho seos your
ing; nnd Gorda wotohed them until
they woro out of sight.
Upon tho whole, Gorda's seat was
very ploosant; tho grass was fresh and
newly mown, and tho edges of tho om-
uanumcnt . wero lrmgeu with gay
flowerfl. There was a wide sky-viow,
and not a sound to break tho silence,
except the occasional rattlo of a pot or
pan in tho houso-yord,whore hor mother
was at work.
But it must bo a vory pleasant pros
poct which does not grow distasteful
when scon day after day for many
years.
Did Gerda havo no unhappy, weari
some years? If so hor face did not toll
their history.
Sho was qnito content with the littlo
changes which her cheerful spirit
could' detect In hor monotonous life.
A now hymn tune, a book' at fair-timoi
iresu Knitting pattern, woro her
only excitements, and sho made up her
ttiiud to boatls'ued.wlth thorn.
Sb she sat there knitting and singing
softly, Until sho concluded that her
young friends' presentation at tho
castlo must bo over, and began to long
for their return.
Presently, a small, low chaise, drawn
by whito ponlos, camo along' the
road.
It hold two ladles, one with gray
hair, whllo tho othor was still very
young,"scarcely past oarly girlhood, yet
with a pale, worn face, and largo, sad
eyes.
Tho latter checked tho reins sho
saw Gerda, and whispered to hor com
panion, who said, aloud:
"Littlo girl, why aro you not with the
villingo lasses at the castlo?"
"I cannot go," answorod Gorda; "I
am unable to walk."
"Hnvtf you been ill?"
"No,Iam always well, thank you; but
am a cripple."
You wero singing tho hymn thoy
have been singing there, remarked tho
younger lady.
Oh, yes, said Gorda; I liko to do all
can; it is but a little.
Aro you not dull sometimes?" askod
tho lady, kindly.
No, answered Gerda. Just now I am
oxpecting them back with all tho news
of tho castlo.
Tho strangersoxchangod glances.
Wo havo been there, too, one said.
What would you like to hear?
About the prlncoss, said Gorda. Did
sho look happy?
The young lady bont forward, and
spoke very gently.
Tho poor princess may well envy voui
littlo girl.
But sho noodn't said Gorda, looking
up, brightly. Heaven's will is goodfor
tho princess as well as for mo.
Gorda almost fancied that tears
came into tho great brown eyes; but a
beautiful smilo broke over hor pale
face.
Will you tell mo your name? sho
asked. Tho prlncoss will liko to hoar
the namo of the girl who wishes hor so
well, though sho cannot como to seo
her.
I am Gorda Hansler, said the girl.
And thenthe lady touched the little
ponies, and thoy whirled away, but be
fore thoy passed out of sight she turned
to leavo a parting smile with crippled
Gerda,'und Gorda wondered who they
could bo,
That ovonlng tho Princess Olga Bat
in her dressing-room.
Her diamond tiara was put asido, hor
beautiful hair was unbound, and hor
attendants had departed save one the
gray-haired Praulin von Entonberg,
who had been the early friend ot the
dead grand duchess, and who called the
princess "My darling" instead of "Your
HighnQss."
"My darling," Bho said, "tho pleasant
excitement of the day has done you
good. You look quite bright."
h, answered the princess, all thanks
td littlo Gerda Hansler. She did not
think that I must be happy bocause of
my soul-like laden chains, but sho re
minded mo that thoy wero as much the
will of Heaven as her own bodily suffer
ing. If sho can smile as sho carries hor
heavy cross, should not I smilo though
thorn grow amid tho rosoaof my
crown? Heaven's will is good for both
she said. That lesson Is my best birth
day gift, and I must learn how I must
servo the giver.
WISE AND OTH KUWINK.
Tho man that does not bellovo that
two heads aro bettor than ono is tho
fathor of two twins.
A bonnet covered with birds doos
not sing, but it makes a man whistlo
when tho bill comes in.
How many aro they who think re
ligion is liko a llfo preserver only to
bo put on in tho hour of dangor.
Dancing may Improve your carriage
somewhat, but it's no valuablo accom
plishment for tho horse.
Thero is nothing liko prosperity to
cover faults, and it may be said that
monoy covers moro than charity.
What is noeded in tho thoatros is a
contrivance by which n clovo can bo
obtained without leaving your seat. .
It is discouraging to a man to bo
forced to wait until he is dead to dis
cover that ho is a good deal of a fellow.
It is said that tho early bird catch es
tho worm, but tho man who takes tho
latest nap in tho morning gets tho
latost snooze.
Novor speak an ill report about your
nolghbor until you know positively
that it is true, and don't do it then if
he Is a good deal bigger than you are.
Gnme Lam for 1801.
Under tho'law of Pennsylvania the
tlmo of killing game and taking fish Is
as follows: Woodcock, Juno 1st to Jan
uary 1st; quail, or Virginia partridgo,
Novembor 1st to Decombor 15th; ruffled
grouse, commonly called pheasant, or
pinnated grouso, commonly called prai
rie chicken, October 1st to January 1st;
rail bird or reod bird, September 1st'
to December 1st; oik, wild deer or auto
lope, October 1st to December 15th;
gray, black or fox squirrel, September
1st to January 1st; haro, commonly
called rabbit, Novembor 1st to January
1st; wild turkey, October 15th to Jan
uary 1st; wild fowl, September 1st to
May 1st; upland or grass plover, July
15th to Januray 1st; lake trout, Jan
uary 1st to September 30th; German
carp, September 1st to May 1st; black,
green, yellow, willow, rock tmdLako
Erie bass, May 80th to January 1st;
piko or pickorol, Juno 1st to January
1st.
DON'T TOUCH 11AI1 HOOKS.
Havo you in your pocket, or in your
trunk, or in your desk at busiuoss, a
bad picture, a bad pamphlet? In God's
namo I warn you to dostroy it. An
othor way lu which wo shall fight back
this corrupt lltcraturo and kill tho
frogs of Egypt is by rolling over thorn
tho christian printing press, which
shall glvo plenty of hoalthful reading
to adults. All those mon nnd women
aro reading mon and women. What
aro you roadlng? Abstain from all
thoso books which, whllo thoy havo
somo good about them havo also an ad
mixture of ovll. You have road books
that have had two elomonts in thorn
tho good and tho bad. Which stuck to
you? Tho bad! Tho heart of most
peoplo is liko a solve, which lots tho
small particles of gold fall through,
but koops tho great cinders. Onco in
a whllo thero Is a mind like a load
stone, which, plunged amid steel and
brass fillings, gathers up tho steel and
repels the brass. But is generally just
opposite. If you attempt to plunge
through a fenco of burs to got ono
blackberry, you will get moro burs
than blackberries. You cannot afford
to read a bad book, however good you
aro. You say: "The Influonco is insig
nificant." I tell you that tho scratch
of a pin has somotimos produced lock
jaw. Alas, If through curiosity, as
many do, you pry into an evil book
your curiosity is as dangerous as that
of tho man who would tako a torch in
to a gunpowder mill merely to soo
whether It would blow up or not. In a
menagorlo a man put his arm through
tho bars of a black leopard's cago. Tho
animals hide lookod so sloek, and nlco
and beautiful. Ho just stroked It onco.
The animal soizod him and ho drew
forth a hand torn, mangled and blood
ing. O, touch not ovll with the faint
est strokol Though it may bo glossy
and beautiful, touch it not, lest you
pull forth your soul torn and bleeding
undor tho clutch of tho black leopard.
Dr. Talmage.
(CJlIMliNX.
Chicago has 15,000 Italians.
Austria has 00,000 union men.
Undo Sam has 1,000,000 French
Canadians.
World's Fair buildings employ 15,000
hands.
Tho Order ot Railway Conductors
has 17,000 membors.
Tho world is a whool and Georgo
Francis Train is tho crank.
Somo of our raco nro loaders of mon;
others aro followers of women.
The full man and tho empty pocket-
book usually go togothor.
Tho blarney's tono should not al
ways bo crodltod to the blarney stone.
England appears to havo Gorman
princelings as well as tho poor always
with her.
Thero seems to bo no circumlocution
about electrocution as a means of oxo
cutlon.
This Is tho soason when tho plain
drunk masquorados as "sunstroke" and
nervous prostration."
To Whom It tilay Concern.
Wo within tho recont past mado out
and forwarded bills for subscriptions
to subscribers outside of tho county,
and wo ask for them Immediate atten
tion. All of tho bills so mado out are
duo, and many of them long over due,
and wo sent them out bocauso wo
wanted our money, and not for tho
mere sake of having somothing to em
ploy our timo. Wo now earnestly call
the attention of all thoso who have re
ceived bills, as well as others knowing
themsolves to be Indented to us, to for
ward tho amounts due. All who owe
us must understand that their accounts
jnust bo settled.
flltAINS OK GOLD
Use, do not abuse; neither abstinence
uoriaxcess ever renders man happy,
Thero is no such thing as pure, unal
loyed pleasure; somo bitter ever
mlnglos with tho sweot.
All lovo Is sweot, given or returned,
They who Inspiro'lt most aro fortunate,
but thoso who fool It most aro happlci
still,
Laughter, morrlment, cheerfulness
and everything that oqnduoes to cheer
fulness, aro absolutely essential to en.
nhle.i9 to Uvo our best.
It Is easy to bo noble among the
noblo". Tho difficult thing Is to keep
the nobility of ou's nature uupervortod
among the petty and iguohlo.
Cunning leads to knavery; It Is but
ftfnn from nritt in ihn nthnr. niul that
flowers and hoars your song, it may slippery; only mukos the difference,
give her new heurt to llvo qu In her add that to cunning, and It Is knavery.
grauu loneimoss. Some rloU m0l, take u gooa,
Then they klosed hor, and wild It was more pains to prouido for tho erection
very well for hor to bo sitting quietly of a costly monument after thoy die
there, balut-llko, aud they all wont oir than they do to llvo so that thoy will
down tho road, laughing and chatter- not need one.
634 Hamilton St., Allentown.
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ii1'! ir-'ith
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ABSWJLffliy PURE
SIl TINGS.
Alwuys forglvo your onomles es
pecially those you can't whip.
Tho man with tho new gold watch
seldom knows what tlmo It is.
Somo men are born groat and grow
smallor every day of thoir lives.
Man finds gonulne diamonds in
naturo. Tho false onos ho makes him-self.
Fools with gold can overcomo pre
judice whllo genius Is fastening on tho
skates.
My sou, eat and drink in moderation
for no man is happy with the dyspepsia.
No matter how good a man my bo
whon ho ships as a seaman he gets Into
a mess.
Tho individual who outertains
thought, wouldn't always liko a neigh
bor to seo his guest.
Whon a man rubs against tho world
ho olther becomes calloused or exposes
his tenderness.
When a man discovers his noighbor
devoid of virtues nover possessed by
himself ho is shocked.
There aro many persons that will
nover go to Hoavon except thoy go at
excursion rates.
Tho worst casos of scrofula, salt
rhoum and othor diseases of the blood,
or wired by Hood's Sarsnparllla.
Thoro aro about fourtoen hundred
placos of worship in Loudon, England.
An electrician predicts that electri
cal ilroworks will soon supersedo those
now used.
Ton dayB por annum is the avnrAo-n
amount of sickness In human life.
A fish with two tails is tho chtof cur
iosity at Madison, Penn.
Compressed coal-dust is comintr Infn
oxtonsivo uso In Franco.
Marmoroino hardens plaster.
Tho Gulf of Mexico has risen over n
foot sinco 1852.
Tho compound of locomotives will
soon bo gone Into on a large scale, and
triple expansion engines will soon be
adopted In tho larger manufacturing
establishments.
livery Homo Should Have it.
it Is not always convenient to call a nhvslcli.ii
for every littlo ailment Having Ked Flag oil
In tho house you havo a riiyslclan always at
hand; it kills Ithcumatlsm, Neuralgia, Burns.
Bruises and all Aches and Pains, price 25cts.
There aro few tliinus In life of which nrn mnv
ho certain, but this Is ono of them, Pan-Tina
Cough and Consumption Cure has no equal for
Colds, Coughs and Consumption. Trlco 28 and
60 cents at Thomas' Drug Store.
Many of tho big paper-mills havo
turned out paper belts said to bo super
ior to leather.
Somo Foolish People
Allow a cough to run until it gets beyond
tho reach of medicine. Tlmv nFtn
t Oh, it will wear away, but in most cases
it wears tlieni away. Could they be in
duced to try tho successful medicine cillwl
Kemp's Balsam, which is sold on a rwsillve
guarantee to cure, they would immetHatclv
see the excelluit effect aftr taking the first
dose. Price 50c and $1.00. Trial size free.
At all druggists.
A wool of good quality is said to
have been mado from tho fibre of tho
fir by tho aid of electricity.
If Suflorers from Consumption
Coughs and Colds will try Tan-Tina Couch and
Consumption Cure, they will find quick relief
and permanent benefit. The medical profession
declare it a remedy of the highest value. Try
it. Price 25 and 50 cents. Trial bottles free.
A large proportion of tho diseases which cause
human suffering result from derangement ot the
stomach, bowels and liver. Dr. Lee's Liver
Kcgulator removes all these troubles.
uuuiu.i ireo ai xnomas' Drug more.
Trial
Tho maximum safe velocity of cast
Iron fly-wheels should not exceed the
rim speod of eighty feet per second.
Of 305 weather forecasts issued in
South Australia in 1890, 250 wero veri
fied and forty wore partially verified.
The Pulpit ami the Stage.
ltOV. F. M. KhTOUt. PukIyiv TTnlt Vtrfip,n
Uhureh, Blue Mound, Kan., says: "I feel It toy
duty to toll what wonders Dr. King's New Dis
covery iias aone tor me. wy lungs were badly
diseased, and my parishioners thought I eouU
" on' iow neons, i iook nve uotties or ur.
King's Kaw Discovery nnd!am sound and well.
iralnlnir Sfl lbs. fn wnlirht..
Arthur Xiove, Manager Love's I'onny Folks
Combination, writes: "After a thorough trial
ana convincing evinencc, I am confident Dr.
King's New Dlsooyery for Consumption, beats
em all. and purfin whim nvArvfhlnv mIqm fallB
The greatest kindness 1 can do my many thous
and friends Is to urge them to try it." Free
trial bottles at RUBER'S Drug Store. Kegula
sites 6Co. and $1.00.
Tho juico of a half lemon in a tea
cup of strong black coffee, without sug
ar, will ofton cure sick headache.
llucklen's Arnica Halve.
The BEST Salvo in the world for cuts, brnses.
auius, utters, nan, riieuin, lever sores, teller.
PUN AND FANCY.
That was a cruel fling," remarked
Goliah to David.
It takes an unusually good swimmer
nowadays to float a loan.
A good man must stand on ills
dignity whon lie has nothing olso to
stand on.
Making love Is a gamo that two can
play at. But when there aro threo It
la work.
A good design for the new silver
coins would bo Diogenes with alantorn
looking for an honest dollar.
A clock is always an appropriate
wedding gift. It meuns on its fiu'o (hat
thero is no time liko the present.
LAUKliS U'lIILU YOU WAIT.
It Is tho bight of tho son that indents
the count,
The sueoeMgful campaign lie is n tri
umph of mlastatoiiuanahlp.
Wall street in always In a hubbub,
When the brokers are quiet money
talks.
Tho fulling olt of tho apple orop
makes u prossuro of busineuH for tho
cider ml)l.
Tho prosperity of a stylish dross
maker is nu oxnmplo of the survival of
tho flttost,
The Anarchist is against all royal de
grees, but he's particularly set ngainst
the Order pf Bath.
In his present position Uncle Jorry
Rusk may somotlmos'lmvo n tired fee!
Ing but lie can novor complain of
being under the weather.
OKOOltAI'IIlOAL NASIKS.
Skyo lies low.
Now York Is getting quite old.
Cowes is not noted for its cattle.
Boston Is not really the boss town.
Babyou was not noted for'lts babios
Tho Panama canal Is not a water
course
Cupe Breton is not a cape, but uu
island.
ftowcomorstown, O., belongs to the
old settle.
Taylortowu is no placo in which to
buy clothes.
Nefouudland was discovered a long
tlmo ago.
The namo of Salem, Ore., doos not
reforto yachts.
Malta Is not a favorable location for
breweries.
Cannonsburg, Pa., is not tho seat of
great gun factories,
Plummersvillo, Ark., Is not n icsl
denco ot millionaires.
The hay fever is not particularly
prevalent at Atchoeti.
Tho Scaly islands are not inhabited
exclusively by weak minded persons.
Germany is not so called bocauso tho
ompiro is Infested'by many germs,
It is not known whether or not any
rut lives on the nlouutaiu of that
namo.
Lapland is not a particularly favor
able placo at which to carry on a court
ship.
Tho doctors do no moro lancing at
Lansing than at auy othor town in
Michigan.
Uniontown has uo moro marriages
to the thousand peoplo than any other
oily.
Wheeling, W. Va., Is not n centre of
bicyollng.
cliapited hands, chilblains corns and all skin
nous, aim positively cures pues, or no pay
ilrcd. It Is miarnntped to frfvn nerfcet satis
faction, or money refunded. I'rlco 23 centsper
witv chips.
A cow boy 'a Idea of hmvon is life on
a shooting star.
A paradox When u horse is grosdug
in a field ho hasn't a bit In hU mouth,
"Say, pop, what wan the worst scrape
you over got into when you woro a boy?"
"The first time I shaved mytelf."
She You did not tell uio the truth
before we were married. He Perhaps
not; but you have told me too much of
I it for the past ten years."
IIAPPY MOMENTS OP"Lll"JJ."
Family trees aro tho shadiest.
One Fair aud Both False Hor hair
and tcoth.
A niun who sloeps the sleep of tho
just is ono who is just asleep.
The divinity that hedges tho kings
ot Europo is beginning to show tin'
mUtakablo signs ot bugging nt tho
knee.
He Why do you run awuy aud leav
Mr. Winkle? Sho Because he's too
stingy and mean. Why, he wont even
laugh at hl own expense!
"She may have a temper, but she Is
Interesting. Did she ever get over the
death of her husband?" "Yes; but
her second husband is unconsolable.
Subscribe for this paper and get
all tho now.
box. For salo by 11EBKU druggist.
OTho vory art of life, as far as I have
been abio to observe, consists of forti
tude and perseveranco.
Be suro and put a box of Ayor's Fills
in your satchel beforo traveling, either
by land or soa. You will And them
convonient, efficacious, and safe. Tho
best remedy for constiveness, indiges
tion, and sick headacho, and adapted
to any climate.
Francois Coppee, tho French auth
or, Is fond of cats that surround his
desk and nibble at his pen when ho
writes.
Hold It to the Light.
what will cure your cold
Just
Tho man who tells you confidentially
hat will cure vour cold Is nrescrlblnr Kenin's
Balsam this year. In the preparation ot this
remarkable medicine for coughs and colds no
expense Is spared to combine only the best and
ins. Jiom n uoiiio ot iieiiiu s
out and look tnrouen It: notice
the bright, clearlook : then compare with other
reitieuie. mrftu uuiues ui. an uium,isi3,
mrest ingredients.
wisam u tne ngut auu iook nirougu u:
cents and $1. Sample bottle free.
It is stated that coffeeisagermlcldo,
the bacilli of cholera and typhus hav
ing boon destroyed by the infusion of
coffee.
A Burglar Captured.
This morning about two o'clock, John
Wood, the well-known plumber who
resides on Alain street, was nwairenea
by hearing glass break. On getting
out of bod ho received o blow on tho
head. Ho Immediately grappled with
burglar, and after a tomblo strugglo
succeeded iu holding until his wife
obtained holp. Un being searched at
tho station, Mr. Wood's watch and wal
let was found on his person. He gavo
the name of Robert Terry. The broken
glass proved to be a bottle of Sulphur
Blttors which had almost cured Mrs.
Wood of rheumatism. Exchange.
Tito skin of a boiled egg is the best
romedy for a boil. Carefully peel it,
wet, nnd apply to tho boll; It draws out
the matter and relieves tho soreness.
The dreatest Strike.
Among the groat strikes that of Dr.
Miles In discovering his New Heart
Cure has proven itself to be one of the
most Important. The demand for it
has become astonishing. Already the
treatmont of heart disease Is being re
volutionized, and many unexpected
euros oifocted. It soon relieves short
breath, fluttering, pains in side, arm,
shoulder, weak and hungry spells, op
pression, swelling of ankles, smother
ing and heart dropsy. Dr. Miles' book
on Heart and Nervous Diseases, free.
The unequnled New Heart Cure is sold
and guaranteed by Thomas, Lehighton
and Biery. Weissport, also his Restore
tive Nervine for headache, fits, sprees
both (lashes, nervous chills, opium ha
it, ,etc.