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The Jiargost Line of Macnine,,Fump and Tool Repairs in the Lehigh v axiey I Coal, Slate, CemeYit, Sand. If you need anything in these lines don't fail to call, Lelifl Coal & Hardware Co, I.IMITBP, j mm ii i run,. i PC A line of Belting, Efc urn MINDING HER BUSINESS. "Ms and Squire Itagshot liavo been n tnlklu things ovor, and we'vo conoluded to go into partnership, said Miss Nnoral Nuttlnp. Eh? Wliat?" cried the Widow Scarsby, hastily adjusting her ear trum pet, "you n-tliinkia' o' gettin married at this time o' day I" Miss Naomi gave a enifl of exceeding groat derision. Who spoke o marriairer Not I. nor i I cuess tho oauire. We're outan our first childhood, and we ain't got to our second, I calculate not yet, at any rate. " The widow looked disappointed. "Then what do you mean?" she said. "Why," continued Naomi. "the squire he has leased the old farm. I'd got to let it to somebody. What between the taxes, the interest, and repairs, it was too much fora-woman to look arter. But the cows and the poultry is to re main, and I'm to run the dairy and ogg business. Ten per cent commission I'm to have, and the uso of the old house. And I've set out a lot of new strawberry roots, and some of tho olTshoot3 of Hea ter Brine's sweet smellln' English vio lets. I'm golu' to earn my liviu' if I bo a womaul" VVlels and strawberries! John hain't no faith in that sort o' thing. " "It don't matter to me whether he has or not," curtly answered Mies Nutting'. A woman never yet made farinin pay," the widow remarked. Anyhow I mean to have a try at it. My expenses won't be muck " The widow shook her head. "Bettor give up the notion," said she. "Not if I know it. I'm pretty certain I can malce good butter, and I always took natural to hens and chickens. I know I can market them strawberrios at the summer hotels on Clierrybrook, and English violets brings CO cents a dozen nt the New Tork florists in Janu ary and February. Giro it up? No, ma'am, I don't " You're runnin a creat risk. " slched Mrs. Scarsby, in genuine Job's comforter accent. There's always the noorhouso left, if I don't succeed, " sarcastically remarked Naomi. And Mrs. Scarsby went awav to tell her news throughout the whole neigh- Dornoou. "Upon my word." said Mrs. Doctor Plumb, "the woman has pluck! But of course she won't succeed; women never da" I never was so flat in all my life." said Mrs. Scarsby, "as I was when I ueerea Naomi say she was going into partnership with Squire Bagshot. I supposed, of course she was going to marry Mm. " Well, I don't know why she shouldn't " said Mrs. Plumb. "The 6quire afn't young, but he's a likely man enough. " He marry Naomi NutttntrPoaid Mrs. Scarsby, "A poverty stricken old maid, with oi.e foot in the poorhouse. roiits used to Bay your John was partial to her," shrewdly observed Mrs. Piurab. That's all a mistake." said Mrs. Scarsby. Then she took herself and her ear trumpot off to the next house, while little Ellis Price, Mrs. Plumb's bound girl, who had been li tening through the dumb waiter, breathlessly scampered to the grocery for the ounce of powdered cinnamon which she had been told half an hour ago to bring, and there informed Mrs. Peppersauce, as a profound secret, that Miss Naomi Nutting and Squire Bagshot were about to be married, I don't believe it, . said Mrs. Pepper- eaiice. "I heard it with my own ears "said Ellie, glowing ell over with tho im portance of her news. An old maid like that!" said Mrs. Peppersauce) scornfully. She ain't 39 yet," said Ellle. "I heard misses tell Mrs. Scarsby so. " 111 news, tiiey say, spreads fast: so does good news. Wnich of these heads Squire Bagshot's engagement comes under is hard to specify, but certain it is that the morsel of gossip spread like wtiiiure through Cherry village. ile engaged to Naomi Nuttiuct" said the squire. "Well, it's the first I've heerd of it, " "N-oral going to marry that old wid ower!" said John Soraby. "What non sense. You told me yourself, mother, umi sue ueulea it up and down. Xe." suid Mrs, Scarsby. a little doubtfully, "but that's what they always do. It would be a good thing for Naomi Nutting. " "I'll never believe it," said Joha The old love affair between him and Naomi Nutting was dead and gone lone ago, but something iu the prevalent at mosphere seemed to Ian the faint spark ot Its ashes into new life. John Scarsby remembered how black and bright her eyes once were, and what a trim figure she had. While the squire, meditating on the perfect, dazzling cleanliness of Naomi's dairy, and the efficiency witli which she bad set out the violet roots and the strawberry creepers, said to him self I don't know but that I might do worse. To be sure, ehe'a a poor, soli tary, friendless creetur, without any property except that old mortgage rid den farm. But I can't get no hired girl short ot 11 a month, and It is sort o' lonesome settin on the stoop of evenln all alone. She's been brought up eco nomical, too, and won't want to spend more money than she can help. That's a great thing. " The f quiro brushed hfa lank hair more carefully than ever over the glossy dome ot his bald cranium, and considered seriously the propriety ot dyeing his grizzly beard. "Mother," said John Scarsby, that day, "it isn't right for you to do all the housework by yourself. It's too much for yoa " "La, John, I do hope you ain't thinkin' of hiriu' a helpl" exolaimed Mrs. Scarsby, in dismay. "Of all the shift loss, idle, wasteful things" "We've got to dosomethlng, mother," said John. "I can't let you work your self out." Highest of all in Leavening Power. Latest U. S. Gov't Reoort- ARSOLLrTELY PlfRB It was true, John Soarsby had said the camo thing time and again to liU mother; but ho said it now with genuino earnest ness, looking at her as did so, and se cretly wondering how ho should break to her the tidings of nn impending daughter in law. Aud Naomi Nutting, ot all persons, the woman whom Mrs. Scarsby designated as "that poor, for lorn old mail " John was a brava man, but there are more kinds of courage than one. Mrs. Scarsby cried over the butter beans she was cutting up for dinner, "I won't have a help in the house," thought she. "If John really wants a woman around, why can't ho get mar tied? And I don't know no smarter girl than Naomi Nutting. I've a great mind to go and see it alio can't break that 'ere contract with Squire Bagshot. I wish I dared to speak right out to John about it. lie used to like Naomi, but men are queer. " Naomi had just come in from weed ing her late onion patch the next oven ing, when the squire arrived, nit in his best "Good evening, squire," said Mist Nutting. "Sit down till I light the lamp. " "Don't light it," said tho squire sheep ishly. "I am partial to the twilight." "I ain't," aald Naomi. "I mostly like to seo what Tux doing. You've come about business, I suppose?" "Ahem yes," admitted the squire. Although he had told himself all day long that Naomi Nutting would certainly jump at his offer, ho could not subdue a certain nervousness at the last moment. "Very important business. " Tat-tat-tat-t-tl came a knock on tho panels of the lilao shaded front door. John Scarsby, arriving close on the heels of tho squire, had perceived tho necessity ot immediate action. He was flushed, and breathed hard with rapid walking, but he had screwed his courage up. "Naomi," said he, "can Ispeak toyou for one minute?" Naomi, holding the lamp in one hand, stared hard at him. "I'm engaged jmt now, " said she. "Engaged?" "Squlro Bagshot is hero. " "I won't keep you long," said John; "I want only a word. " "Anything happened?" questioned Naomi, in a sharp business tone. "No, but" John drew a quick breath of vexation and embarrassment "WilJ you hear me out, Naomi?" The squire in the front room cleared hia throat loudly as Naomi conducted John out into tho back kitchen. "Now, then, what is it?" she aeked. Did over lover woo maiden under such discouraging circumstances? John fixed his oyes on tho copper boiler and blurted out hia tender confes sion almost in a single breath. It was an awkward proceeding, but it was in evitable. "Naomi," said he, "I want a wife. Will you have mo?" "No, thankee, John, " said Mus Nut ting, moving away from him. John stared at her and uttered a gasp. "What did you say?" stammered ho, "I said nol" "Tm too late, am I?" tho poor fellow asked despairingly. "Yes, you are. " " Won' t you think it over ? " "It wouldn't be no use. " John went awny completely dum founded, and Naomi returned to tho squire. "What business could that young man possibly have with you, Naomi?" asked the squire, a littlo fretfully. "It was private," said she, composedly, "Naomi, " said Mr. Bagshot, plunging headlong into the subject, "I'm thinkin' of gettin' married. " "Are you?" somewhat amazed. , "I am tired of livin' solitary and alone, and I don't know of no one I like better than you,"added Squire Bagshot "Much obliged to you, I'm sure," said Naomi. "Do you think you could learn to love me?" said the squire, his hard face softening into unwonted tenderness. "I don't know whether I could or not, but I don't mean to try, " said Naomi. "Eh?" jerked out the squire. "I'm engaged already," explained Naomi. "To that shiftless young Scarsby?" "He isn't particularly shiftless that I know of. But It Isn't to him, as it hap pens." "It you are really engaged what on earth are you running the dairy busi ness for?" asked the squire, of whose character dellcaoy was by no means a prominent trait "To earn money, to be sure, I am to marry a rich man, and I don't c;re to go to him empty handed, or without a decent wardrobe, such as othor women have." "Who is it?" demanded tho squire. "Well, I don't mind telling you, since you ask me up and down," replied Naomi. "The man who owns the New .Mountain Iron Works Mr. Josoph Alden. " The squire made a little gurgling sound, as it he were ineffectually try ing to swallow something. Joseph Alden, the handsome, middle aged Englishman, the best catch in Cherry county, engaged to Naomi Nutting, whom he Squire Bagshot had mentally characterized as "a poor, soli tary, friendless creeturt "Well, I suppose I'd better go," he said, rising heavily. "I don't know that you'll gain any thing by staying," remarked Naomi, coolly. The squirii was compelled to hire a stout Vermo nt woman at $11 a month. Mrs. Scarsby still continues to do her own houseu'ork, in spite of the remdn strances of her son John. Naomi Nut ting does aii she did before minds her own business. And the violet and strawberry business has proved a suc cess, and t he wedding day is fixed. A vicious heifer nt Warehouse Point, Conn., "broke into Joseph Allen's fruit cellar, where she ate his turnips and cabbages, causing him a severs loss by not closing the door behind her when she retreated, thus leaving the vegeta bles to frweze." soys a local journal. 9 euun li Powder 3 two vxtR rtxa.Mri.ru. A llewllrt.rfU dlrl la Town and a S.tf ros.tis.it Ob la h. Oetintrr. She was a Normal OsMe aM, and she desired to tke lit Sixth avenue elevated railway up tews. Belirg ia liaite she earned Iter eelfl m lief metitti, that she might loa no time at tho tloket window. When aba reattwd the tleket window, she swallowed the ate, and soveial people tntoed several trains w bile she coughed it up strain. When her tidet was tlecoMted be found her self tu he Q4i the donntewn side. Sbe was In a liurty, and (ho gritted her teeth and inn down stairs. Then sho got rattled, erosted Tweaty-thlrd street instead of crossing the avenue, and, mounting, found beitclf where she bad been bofnie. Sue stuok her tongue out at Hie gale man and started again. As alio ciomuhi Hum avcuue tue gntemnn on the downtown side calledto the gate- man on the uptown slue that a crazy girl was coming. She oame. giie was a good deal out of breath, aud the ttutled a $G bill through the window. As the train drew uphe swept together nor change, mostly sliver, liuug It Into the ticket box, and, firmly grasping her ticket, duslied for a plaow. Tho gateman diagged her back, but alio did not be lieve him. Then, while tho station telegraphed to tho central ofllco for in structions, she sat and made faces at the gnlemau over the wuy. And the gate- man on tho downtown eido vailed to the gntomau on tho uptown ldo. "Aio you going to the bull tlut even ing r" Aud the gatoman ua tlio uptown tide called to the gateman ou the downtown side: "Not this eveuing. " Another girl was one of a pair who had reached the gata How soon the gate is reuched when it marks the end of a walk with your girl I Sua lingered. She was n girl of seiiso, and she know Browu wauted to get it elf his mind. Bum n made a move noaror, and slipped bin hand along tho fence till it came in coutact with hers; thou he started, turned up bis coat collar, and seemed about to depart. "What did ycusay?" slio asked, head ing him off. "Yos oh, yes certainly," gulped Brown; but he turned down his coat collar aud leaned against the gate Silence.. He shuffled his feet Then ho slipped his hand along the fence till It camo in coutact with hers. Whereat he started violently, and she said: "Well?" Ho tinned up his coal collar and nppearod about to depart; but she said: " Woll?" again. . Yes oh, yes! he assouted; adding. after a moment's tl.uughtuud with much firmness: "Cortaimy. " she waiu-d a while. Then she slipped her hand along the fenco till it camo in contact witli his. Whereat ho started violently, (dipped liii hand away, but turned down lu cout collar and loaned agaiust the i;att She owned to herself that he wasn't worth it Theu nho wheedled: "You were talkiug about getting married. " He wasn't, but he said: "Certainly," with somu fortitude, and shullled his feet Silence. He slipped his hand along the fence till it camo in contact with hers, wherent lie (darted violently aud turned up his coat collar. "And I was thinking," she began, and paused, He turnod down his coat col lar and leaned against tho gate. She slipped her hand toward his along the fence. Than sho lost her patience and shouted: "What an idiot you are!" "Certainly!" he cried, jumping in the air. Then he turned up his coat collar and fled. An hour elapsed. The moou had risen. A iaik form crept to tho gate, turned down its coot collar, uud, leuiilng aguiuat tho k"I" id; "If blie'd giro mo a chance I'd tell Jior. " Then the !iu.uie signed, slipiOil its baud along the foi.ee, aturtcd violently, turned up its coat collar, aud went away. Ill a Way or tl.o World. The sn.'c-t motherly face of Mrs. B., who aiwaya wore decorous black, ap peared on tlio promenade lately in a Rubens hat black, to bo sure but oh "Twenty years too young for her," ejaculated one friond behind her back. To her lace sho said; "You dear thing! How becoming that hat Is to you. Never wear a bon net again." "Did you see Mrs. B. at church to day?" asked another lady other hut baud. "Yes, she never misses morning serv ice," ho replied, "And did you notice her hat?" "Why, no. I suppose It is the same one tho always wears." "It was a round hat," announced the lady in much the same tone she would have used if tho headgear in question had been a washtub. "That woman will wear a crown some day," answered her husband. "Ido not know her equal in good works." "I am talking about earthly milllnory now," answered his wife, ns she picked up the discussion again. Meanwhile Mrs. IS. had returned noma and taken off tho offending hat, which she handed to her daughter. "Thank you, Iluby," she said. "I suppose my bonnet has come back?" "Yes, dear," answered her daughter; "and Mrs. was so grateful because you lent it to her. She said she could not atloid to buy mourning for her boy." "It was a small favor to do for one in trouble," answered the mother gently. And the iragging tougues never reached her. IDattoit Froo Preaa. The barrels ot rifles are made iu large quantities in the United States, but shot gun barrels aro all imported, and al most exclusively from Belgium. Anew device of clamps and catches holds n ham like a genteel vise while the carver stin"iicallr slice it. Quit to Industry, Whan you have seen persons tipping cooling drinks, like lemonades, mint juleps, rum punches, and so on, through long straws, it has probably not occurred to you that the making ot those straws is quite an industry. They aro cut to even length from rye stalks and put into boxes containing 6,000 straws, which can be bought ot dealers who make a specialty ot barroom supplies. There is a factory in a Western State where over 100 boys and girls are constantly em ployed the year round in cutting and tttctoy ftbee straws for market -iNw The AN Ot.ll IIOMiMXItAO. It tsaads txM the wiadln way Where eaaatless flowers smll. TtSM-tiwd ltiln a .liver Cray, Ad atat sblagled plls. SnM tin it a Ulae fair Is etlsat wllh May-rain imwlt. And (rem the chlmn.y In th. air A tBk sktla seftly ourlt. A willow triples like tbei.m In mite&l unrest A&d eradles In Its drapsry An asaea horn.t's neat Brtnut tnllp at tb doorway st TBlr airy fragrane spUL A Jar ot creamy mlrnonttt Isentba window slU. Then is a straRllns hedg of bos Beeaath th. drowsy trees, Th air Is rloh with rma and phlox And tanrmurool with bees. Tfi baptqr latMts drons and hunt it Id IiWn wblt aa cards. And tn th swaying par and plnm Rlppl. ta teags of birds. Tin garden pathway wanders through The qslst shades natll Ileaeath an elm It falls Into A erwsy crystal rlU. The dntr read beglas to wind. And all the balmy stent MsHt ft!y from y rtaw behind A cedar's billowy gnea. (Tenth's Cotnp.nl.ti. Tli Hobl Turkey. The ehronielers and ballad makers record many anecdotes af tho geniality and radlnM of adaptation to circum stances whieh made Henri Quatre so popular among hk subjects. Not long before tho great battle of Ivry lis was lodging in a country house in the character ot an Inferior officer. The lady of tlm house was without pro visions, but informed her guest that a neighbor of hers rejoiced Iu the posses sion ot a noblo turkey, which ho would probably sacrifice as a roast If asked to assist In demolishing It "Is he a good comrade!" asked the 0 fllcer. "Yes, iudeed." said the lady, "In is a capital fellow." So the turkey was obtainoJ, and its owner invited; and the lady and her two oompanlont dtvoured the plump and savory bird from the head to the tall Fast and furious was the fun, the genial king's jokes being capped by those of his bourgeois companion, and digestion was assisted by peals ot merry laughter. At last the subject intimated that he had recognized hit sovereign from tho first and assuredly the marked features of Henri Quartre, when onco seen, were not readily for gottenand expressed a hope that the king would not object to ennoble the humble individual who had the good fortune to share his dinner with his sovereign. Henri laughed with charac teristic good humor. "And what arms will your lordship bo pleased to assume?" "I will emblazon the turkey, to which 1 owe so much. " "By Batnt Orisl" cried Henri; "gentle man you shall be, as you wbh, and carry your bird on your thleldl" And thus, In a good dinner off a turkey originated the noble hour of the Comtes Morel d'Inde, A Child's ssasa of Jnstlo. Nothing seems to burn Into the mem ory and heart of a child, sayt Uarper'i Bazar, as an undeserved punUhment, however trifling the matter may seem to the adult Inflicter. In some children ot the sunny, hopeful type the wave of indignation and helpless, unspoken pro test against unjust correction passes away and leaves apparenJy no trace. To other children, with mors sensitive natures or mora rebellious dispositions, unjust words of reproof kindle fires of rage, which smoulder with sullen per sistence under the ashes of seaming for gotfulness, ready to burst out violently and unexpectedly. It this seems an overdrawn picture one hat only to think backward to one's own childish days and to recall the time when oarelees treatmont by an elder first taught us to be bitter, unforgiving, resentful A child's sense ot justice Is as keen as his heart is tender, and this Is ono of the qualities most necessary to noble char acter, a quality that must be blended with truth and honor and self aacrifios to give the right balance to dispositions which would otherwise work harm. A child's justice Is always tempered with mercy to thoue he loves, and when in the home he is justly and tenderly dealt with he learns little by little that hlghir sense of justice toward all with whom becomes in contact When hU awn small rights are carelessly and oostUiH ally thrust aside he, too, learns to play tho brlgaud, to Invent dtvloes to aehisve the might which he has learned make right In th. Iland. of nil FrlsaiU. Mrs. Rambo (from an upper wtodow) Absalom, la that you? Mr. Rambo (climbing the frnt steps with the n stance ot two or three Weill wishers) Yeeb, Nanshy, It'sh me. "You said you were only gates; to at tend a business meeting down town. "Th-that'sh right, Nanrty, Pltlfeal b-businesa. I was right thtrs. " "Oh, Absalom, why oaa't you 1st peU tics alone? You are not a candidate fr anything. " "I don't know, Nanshy; I don't knew. Pra shteady, now In the bands ot m' friend), Nanshy. ' Cfaleaga Tim. News has been received of one of tho most remarkable discoveries In Asserts the present year. Tho find is an ala baster quarry, the ledge being of grsat thickness and oxteudlng for miles In tho foothills near Canon City, Cot. A party of gentlemen who v kited the place say that blocks of any size that it is possible for tho ingenuity of raaa to h&ndlo can be readily quarried. Speci mens shown vary from the perfeet white to every possible tint of the rainbow. Some ot It will stand a pressure ot 10, COO pounds to the square inch, and It all takes on a most beautiful polish. "How old U the Hessian fly?" aaVs a correspondent. Old as the AmerieaB Bevolution. Washington mads th Hb sian fly at Trenton, Ten S'ttiajy. Asylara far Mothers In &aw. A wealthy Austrian woman has just founded iu Vienna an asylum for mother in law. The building, not yet completed, is to be big enough to ac commodate 600 guests, and the institu tion will serve as a pleasant refuge far ladies whose company is not agreeaMs to the ungrateful man who have walkrtd off with their daughters. More tbaa one half of the number of apartments In the asylum, have already been be spoken, A German profeMor has written a brochure mowing itiai ina bility t agree with ono's mother in law it a curtain proof af Intellectual rswgrei-v -'?'- go Hews, It you dooido, from what you have heard or read, that you will takollood'q Sarsaparillo, ilo not bo induced to bus' any substituto instead. ' ' Every man eats, but it is only hero and thoro that you find one who thinks; A now roofing paper is mado by ap plying to tho paper a composition of boilod llnsood oil and pulverized char coal. Tho paper so prepared is said to bo perfectly air and water proof under all circumstances. Tho residuum of petroleum distilla tion, which nt ono time was a by-product of littlo vnluo, has now, owing to increased demands for lubricating oils and wax, bocomo morn valuable, than tho first product. 1 , 1 , , .. JL livery Home Should Uava it. It Is not always convenient to call a nhytlefay. for every little ailment Having Kef HaelS In the home you have a I'hyslclan always at hand i It kills Rheumatism, Neuralgia. Bum, Utilises and nil Aches and l'alna. rrim M a There re few thlnss tn life ot which wo ato . be certain, hut this Is one of them. Panfinb Cough and Consumption Cure has no toiuttt Colcl, Coughs and (kmsumptlon. frice nM So cents at lliomas' Drua Store. It is proposed dolnff away with th old system of lightning rod protection and replacing tho rods with narrow ribbons of copper, which will use? op the ouergy of tho lightning and sav the building from destruction. An English engineer has designed, and is now manufacturing, a portable crosscut saw; that is, n largo two-man saw that can bo folded up into small compass. It is roally a flexible ehain of sawtpoth riveted together. Sorao Voollsh People Allow a cough to run until it gets btyoad the reach of medicine. They often ay, " Oh, it will wear away, but in most asset it wears them awav. Could thev be Si- duced to try tho successful medicina'onUed Hemp a Balaam, which la sold on a'poaitive guarantee to cure, they would immediately seo the excellent effect after taking the fltst dose. Price 60o and $1.00. TrralMre Case. At all druggists. Tho ratio to the circumference to th dlnmotcr of tho circle was computed by Arcmmcdcs asziv.antl l: Metiusraads It avi.lin. After a tedious calculation Shanks has now fixed it as far as 630 decimals, and Rutherford has1 verified the result up to tho 410th decimal. ' Tho went Lick toloscopo. of Callfor. nln. revwils about lfX),C,0t)0of starw. ir Baffitrere from Consumption Couihs and Colds will trv Pan-Tina Coairliaa' Cnninmi'tlon Cure, they will find qnlckretSf and pennauent benefit The medical professnt urrisrp ii ft rrmray oi me nigness -value, at rnresiinnnorcnis. itui ootues rree. a large proportion ot me aiseases wnicn eaaat human suiferlne result from deranzement of ts stomach, honeis and liver. Dr. Lee's Mvtir nrguiaior removes an moss trontir. itik bottle. Iree t Thomas' Drag Store. Xo man ovor offended his own so. science nut first or last it was revenged upon him for It Ho who receives a good turn. shonW never forgot it; ho who datmnot.shoniS never remember it The Palplt and tli8Ue. t,.- V It BVm.1 ,... . L . unurco, inn. aioaaa, nan., ssyi: -i mini amy to i.u want wonu.rs nr. King-a nav J cowry ou aoae lor in., juyiongs vmi dlieastd. and mv narlshloB.rs thoatfht-ft llv only a few weeks. I took Ave beltlet.vf Itr. King s a.w uiieovsry ana am sonna M4wMI, slalng ! lbs. la wslgbu Arthur Lore, Manager Love's naayfJVtU uiw U...I.VU, nil. I U.1H UHB and eontiDoIng cvtniaes, I am eeafldisit' ftr. jvmg . n.w uucoysrv ior uoci.mputm. ossce '.m sit. tad enrss hn verrtblnir' also Ssaa. The greatest ktndnets I esn do my many then. aaa mesas is in orsa incm to iry ir," wm trial battlts at BUIJUTS Ilnir Stora. RnraAa t ittle and 31.00, The greatest ocean depth ever fonnd by measurement was In tho Atlantlo near Puerto Rico, 1031 fathoms. ' Aluminium bronze is rnnldlv suDer- seding manganese bronze for screw pro peller In hlgh-spoed vessels. naeklen's Arnlra Salve. The UKHT Hall In tha world for ruta. saws, ukwrs, salt rheum, fever tores, hawed hands, bilMalas corns and aU wwVfKMM, aaa pasniveir melt vhv run oIIm. or no new reawrvd. It Is guaranteed to jfre perfMttada taellea. ar luatier refunded. hot for rale by IIKUKU ilruttiit. The devil's bet time to make hay is when Christians nro not busy, How we do admire tho wisdom of those who oome to ask us for 'edvica. When you want to see the crooked mad Htralght look at a rnllrond ' xaap. Two Ttsn Ago! t wm a tight te behold and wat oaahfe to es)ey Hfe at all. Now I am th pielaxe of bMKh and ran eat anything. What did it? Snlpbttt Skiers attrrd roe of Dyspepsia sad Urer CtMtsMex, after afferingtwo jtsrre. W. irRtnmaa, MaMtttataf, J7.TT. If s want to find the most talker. bis m tn tb world find the mort self- nlf basul-work sou hi have saved. tha world It wmI4 bar den bWr Ua Stood. If vou want to snake Satan trsmbls rraofyo to b a happy Christian. HM M ta tha Light- Tha aaaa wfc tan is yea t tsslstuumr lti rtutai can vaar aaal It NtaarlWi Itasi Snu thla vaai la UM WruraliMl atitaU ytSSaSu aaaTCt mMth HttXf a. MHB. .VIM' . a aw arwvi aa Tlte ttotl ia km a totu? a hot keHi a bad aaaa fiim tfetaktalf nf bit BSOMStaT. Whan rat. art) wttMaw to kavaaH tkj world put oast of ymt heart. Bd MM coat In It ia a hlsaatatthttMt to ktww.wkea we ha dona "smr banc, teat wa hi plawsod Ood. Ooa blind saatt QMS tftastr MNl fuiotbev that thara is man. HatnataWa faasa Haart dtaaaaa ts ajwtolij NHM to be incairabto, sMtvritMs totefwrlf treat tdalsme iMTMOrvtotl Mftmitaas oured TtMta Mr. M s Ira, IftttA.sjf Elkhart, Ind.. and Mr. W?7 Lv Sat of Ovid, Mtoik. wt tMM an i inn- JOvnara H. t. I IBHwratf. i at Ban Joatv 111., aaypa that Dr. iiasvrt Curs, wbtea r,,m warsnBl tsossdsn far his i Ievi IxHpau of Bturhtnta, Mtotu bad tiewt auoaa mr jj tssism, Iw.tllM uutft httn tM t ttMM Dr Mltos' Now Heart liir It VtW a4 iruarMtoed by Th...na. IhutlitAttssvl Blery. W,-isaport 1 'u Tli a davil li" - usm I S1-: ian A li m the ilevtl r ward rraatum Ntver jki iohsj.i Mrtti square to the ftyst I.Hle tr..uM.- t:r it.a 4aWUtV