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No 23 Professional & Business Cards. W. M. Rapahor, TTORNEY ASD COUKBKIitOR AT LAW, First door above the Huston House, MAUOH CHUNK, . - - - rEHN'A. Hel Kstate and Collection Agency. WW Itay mil Soil Heal Batata. Convevanrlm- neatly dona. Collections promptly made, Settling BatMeftoI Oeeedenls 11 specialty. Hay Ire consulted Id Kmtltsli and Oerraan nor. 22-vl O, A. CLAUSS, Office with ClatisH Bros,, First street, J-ehlghton Fire, Lifk and Accident INSURANOE. Only 1'rrt-class Companlfs are reprcspntcd 1HfA.n,allnn 1inovi'timfli-tilati0il iLIV Ex-Sheriff Rabenoid. 234 N-Btll St AUIBTOWS. DENTISTRY, In all Its branclics. Fresh pas always on hand. The patronage of tlio people l solicited. Satisfaction Enaronteed.4-5-00 DR. J, P. BROWN, Skiington, Tennrt. Sueclal Treatment given lu Diseases of Women Specialist In Diseases of Eye, Ear, Now and mrum. Catarrh Permanently Cured. Fine Vramelpss Era masses and Spectacles ad justed my own patent. augu-ly DR.G.T. FOX, 172 Main Street, Bath, Pa. AT BAKOOR, BnOAllWAY HOUSlt, MONDAYS. AT EABTON, SWAIf IfOTKL, TUHSOAVll. at DuTiti-KiiKsr, Son Hotel, Wkdnesdav s. AT ALI.ItNTOWN, KAOLE nOTBI., TIimtSDAY iT UATII, l'ltlDAYS AND HATUKI1AY8. Offlpp Hours From 9 a. m. to 1 d. m. Tractlce limited to diseases of the Eye.Ear, Nose & Throat tsy-Also.Itefractlonofthcnyes or the adjust ment of glasses. F. !. SMITH, D. D. S., ORlce opposite the Opera notise. Bank Street, Zeh irhton, Pa. DENT18TKY IN ALL ITS IJKAKCHES. FIHliiK aDd making artificial dentures a special tv. Treit flnpsthptlps used. Oas admiulstered and Teeth l'xtracted WITH f HIT I'A I N. OFl'ICE IIODftS : ITom 8 , m., to t5 m from 1 P. m., to o p. in., irom 7 p. m., to p. in. Consultations lu English or Gernmn Offlca Unurs at IIa2leton-Every Saturday. Oct 15-87-lv DH. W. F. BANZER, No. 30 North 'WroinluBSt., HAZLETON, PENNA. Specialist In Diseases of the EYE, NOSE AND THROAT Dr. Danzcr will bo at the Exchange Hotel, Lehighton, Spectacles and Eye Glasses nccuraU-ly nttcd at - ICilSUUtlUiU fll IL-U3, cpAnai,Hntlni, In flprmnil mill Knffllsh. A. S. Rabenoid, Bhancu Oryion s Over .J. W. ltaudrnbtiah' Mquor Store, BANK STREET. LEIIiailTON. ocntlstry In all Its branches. Teeth Extracted fflthoutl'aln. Gas administered when requested, Office Days WEDNESDAY of each week. P.O.addtoss, LLENTOWN, 3-jt LehlRh ctsintv, l'a. DENTISTRY. Dr. J. A. Mayer &Scn. Dr. GEORGE H. MAYER, a Graduate from the Dental Department of the University of Pennsylvania, has opened an offlco In the samo building with Ills lamer, accouu uwor in iub uav u iuuu,v. 69 BUOADWAY. HAUC1I I i ; I l'A snow prepared to recche every one In need (irsKjujdctnl servlco. - on lni-t luiiiii vdiiey n. n. Arrangement of Puisrncer Trains. In Effect Feb. 16th, 1891 1YEAVK LUJUGIITON For Newark aud New York h3l. 7 SO, .S", and II.li.ulii 303. &.SS& 8.01 1. in. For Maimnka Chunk aud Ilcluderu 5.22, 7.30. 9.00, a.m. ; 12.42 p m, i or lAinueriviiio ana irenwu o.-.'. y.w aua ii.ij a.m.i una iz.ii p. in For Slutlngton, Catasauo.ua, Allentow ii, Heth- lonem.aud Ea.ton,6.K,7.07,7JU,8O0,l.07.Il.lt iL.in .12 42. 3.0(1. 5.'J0 and S.01 n ill. For I'hllaitelphlaanu tHiints south at 0.32, 7.07, T.30. h.ou and 11.12 a. in.: 3.0G. E 2U and 8.01 n. in. For lteadtngaiul llarnsbiiig 7 -JO, and 11.12a, 111 a. 111.: 9.uu, D.ni una h.ui p.m. Far uowmans. Ihttfu una. I hprrvfnrd. Iaii rv's, White lull. Ooplay, and Ilokondauqua 5.22,7.07, 9.00 1.A7 S 1 1.12 a. 111. ; 12.42. and 6.2!) p. Ill rorMttui'iiunui'K u.ok,t.u,u.3u aim il.m ujii. 1.22. 3.16. SJ5. 7.2B. 8.I1I and u.3x d. m For Weatherly una llutietou 0.02, 7.43 9.3c aud 11.48 a.lll.: 3.16,6.25,7.23, 10.2D p.m. For siauauoy vuv, iienanoan ana Asiuanfl O.K. 7.43, 9 JO and U 11.48 a ni. I S.16. 6.26 & 7.23 n 111 i-Or Alt. 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AHbRPW II Ktti.v ifJfgtJaf. lUoti-i. ' 1 Lelili Coal & Hardware Co,, I.I Mil ED, Soiler'a Corner, Lshighton, Pa. rticles of Special Merit. Seasonable Articles, as such we name : King Philip G uano, A good and cheap Phosphate ! Unicorn (Super phosphate, A very good Fertilizer. BAY STATS, he very best general Fertilizer. Planet A and B Fertilizer ! The Boss Fertilizers for Gardeners All of the above have been used for years around here andjjf are thoroughly reliable. ', Also, several other Brands oi Fertilizers ! o CO n3 CS O B 53 CS le savs, 'It Kills Burs !' and 1 docs ! Hammond's Grape :: Dust, kills mildew on Roses, Gooseberries ,ir anu crapes A line of Belting, Hose and Rubber Cloth! The "American Round." Tho "Anthony Wayne," and "The MIlleT" Washers. Any kind Cheapest TO T1IR -Best!- Ganlen, Field, Grass and Flow ' or Seeds. Hardware, Oils, Glass, Paints. The Largest Line of MRchittePump and Tool Repairs is the Lehigh Valley ! Coal, Slate, Cement, Sand. If you need mi) thing in. those 1 lines don't fail tO Call. 1 f Leftli Coal & Hardware d, S"l ' Comet, Lehighton, Pu pjfj INDEPENDENT " Lehighton, Carbon County, rAIlTI-.D. Onre more my hand will claap your baud ; Your loved voice I snail near once more; Utit we shall never eoe the land, The pleasant land we knew of yore, Never, on nay enmmer day, Hear the low music of Its streams. Or wander down the leafy way '1 hat leanetu to tne land of dream?. Silll, Woe anon the snsnled air, Tbc Sonera f birds rise clear and street, A whrn 1 ffathred rosea there. And heaped their glories at your f i-t ; And still tne golden pathway lies At eve across the western sea. And lovers dream beneath those skip?, lilcli shine no more for yon and nip. No more, ah, nevermorel and yet '1 bey seem so near, those summer days, When bo; was like a Jewel set . To lil up ad own 1 line's misty wiy. : Mimolluiw dream that morning's light ill hrlng them baok to lis onee more, Ami that 'lis ont one long dark night Mtnce we two parted by theehon. A e parted with soft wonls and low, And "FareweUtlll to-lnorrow"-a(Ul; From sea and sky, and sunset's glow A KOldinialq touihI rnu Then as jou went, rheftrd jfcu sltix, ' Haste thee, sweet morrowl" Parting thus, How could we dream that life would bring Not any morrow there for usr W parted 1 and that last farewell Its shadow vji our life path oast; And Time's relentless barriers fell I'ptwecn us and our happy pasti And now we meet when care and tears Have dulled the parting and the pain, Dul never can the weary years Drlng back our golden dreams again. FDomestlc Monthly. THE lmiARFIELD TRAGEDY. BY llUdENIA DUNfiAP. I'relty, rosy little Fiosiie pouted oo quellislily, nnrt draw nwny lior lmud from Iter blnck hrowed suitor. "No, AVIllinm for tho lust time, I won't. So there!" A sudden pnllor overspread tlio SM nr thy face, mid a.danfierous gleam shot from tho small blnck eyes ns he ri.dily Eoizod tho tender round arm of tlio un suspicious girl, nnd hissed in n voice i-ho had never heard before: "By the Eternal, you shall! You shall, or I'll murder you!" With 11 sliriolc the terriflod girl Bpnmg past him nnd fled into the cosy sitting room Avhero tho other members of the family pursued their homely nvoosti ns before a w IJe, old fashioned wood fire. "Oh, uuiitlel"she exclaimed, "I do be lieve William is ornzy!" All wore etmtled at the sudden nnd violent iiiteiruptiou, but not evon tho genuiuo alarm on tho girl's face pre vented nn amioyod rebuko from (ho elder lndy. "Clazy ! What do you menu, Floionco? Get up from ray side, and do loavij oft tlusa trngnly ait's!" Willi eyes wido oieu in wonder nt Buch a tone from her usually hind pro tectress the Rill slowly arose, and in tears left the room. "Mother, you were very harsh," re monstrated Murgmot, tho eldest daugh ter of. tho house. "I wonder what William could havo said to her, " spitof ully added Eliza, tho younger sister;, "1l'b always Williainllt. "Tut, tin!" paid tho father, ro.nu'11'inc Iih paper. "Tlio boy is too rough. He's put hor out somehow, Wife, you're no call to bo vexed, " "Perhaps I was harsh, "said tho old lady, "but you dou't knoiv how that word 'crazy' horrilies mo. My only brother went crazy and took lib own life. Wo uovcr got over tlio shock. AVill- iam sometimes has a look of him, and I run in continual fear. He's always been strange. I'm sorry I hurt tho poor child's feelings. " Oil! her feelings mo too easily hurt, said Uliza. ' "I shouldn't wonder if Lynn Graves could comfort her, said Mnrgniet, meaningly, and tho deep flush of an- noyanco 011 Eliza's faco indicated tho oauso of her ovidont spleen toward her fathers orphan nioce. Bo ho!" said tho old gontloman, ogam diverted from the daily news. "The wind s in that quarter, Is it? I thought William was sweet on her. " "Non?ense, Daniel!" said Mr. Bed ford. "Well now, wife, I don't know about that, and I, for one, shouldn't care if ho was. The lass is comely nnd well man nered, and besides, she will havo aright snug little fortuuo of her own. Our boy couldn't bo doing bettor." "Woll, well, we've no call to ineddlo, Daniol, " cautiously replied the old lady; "and tlio Lord is suro to lako enro of his own, she piously added, as she picked up a dropped stitch lu her limiting, Before rouiinir for tlio night kind hearted Aunt Bedford sought her itiv ti'CBSod charge, and iu words which the afleotioiiato girl never forgot told her of the grim skoletou so long hidden in the closet of the poaoeful farmhouse. "uon c crow mm, cioar, it you run help it," she said as Bhe left her: don't waut him to nunoy you, but be as patient as you can. " The siunmer passed, and William Bod- ford had ceased to persecute ills cousin Buve by a jaalons watchfulness which gavo her constant dread. The wiuin days had been spent by the young people of- the adjacent village and vicinity in pleasure parties to the woods and numerous exomsions to tlio blackberry thicket which gave the trains of Brtarlislil to Uncle Bedford neigh borhnod. Flossie Denton was over the leading spirit, ever the oenter of attraction. Her oblltlilka nature, whUr In dimple or frowns, in suusulne or shower, asset ted itself, and many a gallant litwit fell vie ttm to Her ouarm. Lynn Graves did not care to conceal his nllegiauoa, but Flossie could not tell him of her couiio's stormy wooing otid terrible threats. The only shadow her young life had known sines the hour whioh made hor an orphan was the ever dnikening presence of this morose nud unhappy man. To the world lie n as 11 moody, ill conditioned fellow, and her innocent spirit could uot fathom him. Thus were matters shaped on the night of a grand political harangue and torchlight procession. In the euthusi asm of triumph a glee club had been formed by 40 young vocalists, aud their Highest of all in Leavening Power Latest U. S. Gov't Report, 1 1 ABiSOlJUTELY PURB Live and Let Live." F&nna., April 18 1891. 1 , in 1 i.n niiil Illicit ci) I , , -, I 1 tin, clih'f altr, ctioii in if ,.ic ni uiaisli. Fiiimlo, nt tired 1 I iu n. of. Liberty, stood nt tlio rear i ' vii-oii tippoi tod by Lynn Graves, 1 u'-.n 11 fit knight for (ho lovlnf; 1 I I c. !'. ,nds were slntloned nt Intervale if tho coin nuiB, and from the biign n;mi vesomidod the campaign Kongnin 1 clioiusof patriotic young voices The l'slontary baunera, transparencies, mot- "j, O'lriontui'es, and illuminations de-i.-lited tho throng. In wil l excitement William Bedford !.n aook tho ranks nnd dashed about fll nmloni, shirt ina; in his reckl.'ssuess and -! iinslve in his actions Seeking ovpry iipoil unity to upproach Flossie in her iiu giiuidour, ho glared upon her furi ously. She heeded him not; happiness made litre cnreless, nnd her secret mis revealed. Before the hour of midnight had chimed from the distant Meeple the nerry makers ware nt thalr-respective homes, Mr. Bedford's family separated after a few moments of animated dh- rusaion and oomment upon the various Imps nud mishaps of the celebration. illUni s mood h;.d oiianged. Ho Bat quiet and thoughfiil, taking no part in the conversation. But ns Flossie said good night, flinging baok her radiant smlie, he abruptly arose nnd bado l.or slay a moment. In wondering rear the gill halted, then came linolc rolucLnitly to where he stood. I hnve found you out, " he said in n slow, pnssiouIesA sort of way, "I know now why you havo no lovo for ma " Oh, William, doii t talk so don t look ao! I hnve never hnrmed you why i 1 you tormont me? 1 don't know what you moan," Yes, you do," ho replied in the sanio measured (ones, "nnd what 1 want to say i this: Tlio man you lore shall die. I havo a worn ir, I said I would kill vou. but whnt? Crying? Poor little Fio sio!" Iu n strangely tender way he laid his hand upon tho bowed head of tho sobbing girl, whoso norves could no longer bear tho tension of cxcilemeut. Why, I wouldu t harm you, he con tinued! "you couldn't help It, Don't I know he has .-bewitched you? Yes, " ho added fiercely, "and I hate him! At sunrise he diesl Wo shall be imppy et. Go to bad now, my Goddoss of Llbcrtv. To-morrow he diesl" The girl w ns benumbed with fear. If this wore not shoei-madness, then what was il ? What should she do? Gently she hade iho man good night and noise lessly ciept up to her uuele's room, which ndj lined hois. No one had as yet fallen usleep. Flossie oppressed her appieheiif ions in a cautious voice. The umMier, over watchful, instantly arose nud wit to her son's loom. Sho hoard him striding about, but her efforts to enter wore rudely repulsed. Anxious hud iins.i'l fled she returned to bed, but in an h ur nil was quiot and uhe, too, qvercomo hy the uuimial faliguo of tho day, fell into a deep sleep. nut to 1' 101 011 co sleep was impossible. Only a milo 11 way was tho Graves farm. Shoujxl, shy venture to go in the dead hour i f lilgtit and warn her lover? lie had r. ;"l-fier v. itli whom sho had fre quently iuied the night, and as for the future, no 0110 snvo the two families need ever know thatslio went alone, and for such 11 purpose. Ero the morning her cousin s strange mood would doubt loss hnve (weed away, Softly coaxing tho bjg house dog, the ghl s'ped out into tho starlit night. Love mado her bravo, nnd to this love she owed her life. Her missio'n was speedily accomplished. Her lover took the precaution to clmngo his sleeping apartment in compliance willi her whim, nud the new sun found her fast asleep uestiie Her school fellow, Marian Graves. Long ere merciful friends Mould arouse her, tne neighborhood was ringing with nows of a tragedy suoh ns wna never be- foro recorded in the annals of tho "dark nud bloody Ki'ound. " In the dark hours of night William Bedford had killed father, mother, sister, nnd then shot himself. Of tho whole, family not one wni loft. Tho Bedford hoirestend is deserted, aud the uoighbors say it is haunted. Flossie never knew tho ghastly details ot the tragedy which left her sole heir to the property. Lynn Gr.nen mairlod hot- almost immediately, she wns eo des olate and unprotected, nnd took her nnd the dog to Kansas City, where amid now scenes she triod to forget tho past Xndlnn X.geiul of the Moon. Here is a peculiar legend of tlio In dians, as told hy tho Rev. Mr. Cook, tho full blooded Sioux, who is the minis terial representative of the Episcopalian denomination nt line lUdge Agenoy, snys the O.uaha Die. Tho legend, which was related to the Indian children at the agency, wns of their forefathers' I ellef as to the oanse of tho disnppenrunoe of the moon. He said the belief was that overy time a new moon appeared it waa n signal for all the mice in the country to gather themselves together in one spot. When tliey assembled they son orated in four gnat armies. One army went to the north, another to the south. a third to the east, and a fourth 10 the west. These armies of mice traveled until they reached the point where, Ii oiu the place of starling, the heat ens seemed to touch the earth. Then they climbed up the sky until they came to the moon, which by this time was what m e call full. All of the four armies then com menoed nibbling at Luna, nnd when u ley tiad eaten her ail up the mice would scamper back down Uie heavens to tlie earth aud wait for her to show herself again, when the journey and nibbling would be repeated by the mice. And this is what the Indians -of early days believed was the oauso of tho moon growing old and Anally disapiearing. lileetrlaal Treatment or Vflna. The method of treating nine by eloc trip ty, devised recently iu France, de stroys tlio fermentation. It is thought that light wines that oan uot lie e Tied owing to being ruined by fei iiiciu.iu ni can by tills process be sent abroad with out danger. Bakin $1.28 when this two mrsTiiiiu: We know not what U Is, dear, till sleep so deep and still! The folded hands, the awful calm, the cheek en pate and chill, Tho Ihls tliftt will sot lift again, IhoUgii wo may call and Cull. The etranye white solitude of peace that set. ties over all. Wo know not what 11 mean, dear, this deso late heart path, Tho dread to take our dally way and walk In It azaln, Wo know not to what sphere the loved who leave nagn. Nor why we're left to wander (till, nor why we do not know. Hut tbrsweknewi oar loved ami lost, If they should oome this dar. Blionld oome and ask us, What Is liter not one or as eoald . 1 .1 le Is a rhrsietv ns decn ns death can ever bo: Yet oh, how Iweet It Is to ns, this life wo live anu see! Then might they say, thoe vanished ones, nnd blessed is the thmntht. So dentil Is sweet to us beloved, though we lnaf tall rou naught. We issy net tell It to the nulek, this myslefr et dentin : Ye mar not toll it If ye would, this mystery of breath. The chlttl that enters life eonies not' with know ledge or Intent: Ho those who p-o to death must co as llttlo ohlldreu sent. Nothing Is known, but I believe that Qed Is overhead 1 And ns life Is to the living, eo death Is to tho dead. -TJInry ilapes Dodge, In Boston Transcript. MICKEY FINK'S "DARBY." Tom Connor was the blacksmith over Hie hill. Mickey Finn was in the habit of running on errands for Tom, and so, when rrnwdetice tent a litter of pigj inlo To. 1, 'a sty, ho picked out the siunll- eel, ino,t inoasly looking pis in tlio Ut ter, and guvo it lo Mlckoy. Of course the hoy wns delighted, hud run homo with tho squealing little porker under his iirm. Now, it tlioro was anything of which Mrs. Finn wns fond It wns frosh pork. especially when it wa'i young nud ten der. But kIio had had considerable ex perience villi animated pork in her day, and nf tor looking at Mickey's acquisition with the eyo of n coniioia?our, sho do- o'ded that tho ohnnces of the pig's ii poll ing into plump Iiiiiih nml juioy chops were very Mini, "Now, Mlckoy, you take that rack o' bonos wid no litnto on it back t' Tom Connor, mi tell him ho might better bo up I' better business nor shpvin' off his bones an' bii-Ulea 011 ye. Fulx, ho might ns well be gh in' yo a slitovo grato. Luk at Hi' tail iv th' bouocnt Muslin, thnre'i no moro twist lo it limit to a hog handler "But, mother, I don't want th' pig l' nte. I wnut l' piny wid hlnil" "Play wid a pig, is il! God euro usl Nixt ye'll want to be phiyiu' wid Feo- naii's calf, so yo will. Oh, hut you ro n iooney b w yc 10 out iv 3-er nvin small siiihe Piny wid 11 pigl Och, did I Ivor benr the likosl Play wid a pigl Mehl'0 ye'd he imllhi' paills on him an' feeuui him wid a spi.oo. ngr.i. It s n quale hid yo 11 re, n 0 h'y, wid yer otild dlvil goats uu' thut black crow ns has shiny bo.ids'in his head. Well, well, nn' I wautiu' 1' inako a ly yor iv ye slcad iv a dirty suuku charmer or inauth'erln' vagabonea ns yo will bo nv yo don t shlop fooliu' wid nnimilsl So, thnre. Now, Mickoy, take that pig back t' lorn Connor nn' loll him t' givo ye won wid pork on his ribs nn' fnte worth picklin' on him. Now ruu, run nwn'. " Mickey picked up tlio pig loudorly in his aruiB nud wont away over the hill. His heart wns heavy; but lorn Connor cheered him up. "Mickey," said he, you on' I'll make a pen fer tho porker foronhist th' forge, nn' you can gather n little gr.vs nnd stuff fer him. M.'bl e he'll get fat. Thin yer mothoi'll Lo glnd t'hnv' him. We'll call the poiker D.irhy. " The 111 wns built and Darby was duly Installed (herein,- Under the fostering onit) of (he blacksmith nud littlo Miko the porker grew iu size and plumpness, nud endeared himself to Mickoy by his mnuy winning ways. Tho pig became broad of back and strong of limb. Darby' ears began to drop upon his neck, and ho was very foud of being scratchod betweon thorn with a pleco of old iron. And s tho days fled quickly by, fi lod with the jjy of content. But Idle the M.iy days wore slipping awny Into tho eternities Mrs. Finn had not been idle. Her boy's extravagant praises of Darby had awakened her cupidity nno.v. Often whilo Mickey was nt sohoal Mrs, Finn took sly trips over (ho meadows to tho sty. On each of these occasions she always took with her some choice morsels which. wcro calculated to increase Darby's girth, nnd to make his jowls drop with fatness. Alas) however, Mrs. Finn entertained none of those flue sentlmeuU of unselfish lovo for Darby whloh animated her sou, She could see no poetry iu tho corkscrew curl of Darby's tall as ho gruuted with pleasure while guawing last year's oabhage stump. Her finer sensibilitiea had lieen roughened hy the sandpaper of misfortune. Each pound Darby gained moant not added graoe and proportion lo her, but rathor suggested the salty pork barrel and the siizllug frying pan. During nil this lime Mickey's old giny bearded billy goat was suffering the torments ot unrequited affection. Day hy day the billy saw Mickey go by him on his way to tho pig pea But once in three long weeks did little Mike stop and gambol with tho goat as he had beeifwout to do in the sweet old days before (he coming of (he haled Darby, The. goat seemed to be aware (hat tho affectious of his master were waning away from him, "like (he twilight of an autumn day. " Only a little sunlit hollow in Stumpy Field separated' Darby and the goat. One morning, while yet the grass waa bending beneath dlnmonds of dew, the goat came out of his barrel aud stretched his lega He looked off over the valley at the uiisls fleeing up the rugged sides of Snake Hill. He saw the faint Hush In the east gradually deepen iuto a vivid blush of rose color. Then ho in dulged in a little praotioe butting. While engaged in this harmless annue- m'rtllie hilly liecnme awnre -.inhlenlv that ho " ,1-4 a flee goat, no ! 1 ; t hound In lie j;i'lnig clothed Hue 'lhe billy, I -ii o; -mi i-.1Um1 linn-telf that ho miis not 1 1 t 1, a 1 'e I oi er to Darby's p n. Tho p!,; v, 1, , .1 .1 eik Uu, howorei, .... aMU iit-1 There na a halterig ram at In-, n'o. O.icj, twice, thrico did t t,ii ; implacable catapult hull itself ay .11 1-4 III" frail pen. Then tho hem- !'!. g lied in pain ; it rr.iet.ed, n Ii 'I,'-. Iliihy aprang to hi, f' ' .unl i 1 ol Ii, flight, lhe hoofc 1 ,1 011011. 1 ' I 'ing v i's and iag,-il 1 .1 full I . I 1. V iilmteio, nsinil, p N, n ails tin lk aud i .uud I bulk. not paid in Advance. Single Copies 5 Conts ki purcino eiynarito Uelter, far, It thou mvUhadst the (ftuut and hollow flank. The washboard ribs, thy leanness as of yorel Then began an awful struggle. Urged by tho hilly, Darby was forced out Into tlie field nnd bowled over nnd over down (ho hill, alio billy attended ntrlclly to busines-i. No sooner did Darby get 011 his foot than ho mob called on iu a most forcible manner to lie down. When Darby had ouco more got his trembling logs under him ho made ono supreme ef fort and ran up the hillside. His ascent was materially assisted by tho goat. But Darby, was going toward thelhue quarry I Iu Iiendloug, bluudering uiglit Darby rushed madly on. Tho bushes fringing tho brink of tho precipice wcro parted by the maddening rush of 33 pounds of nnliuntod pork. A faint squeal rent the air of (ho beautiful May morning, there wns a dull and sickening (hud 011 tlio rocks below, aud Lifeless but beautiful Darby lav. Before Mickey missed Darby his tiiiolo drovo up to tho door nud invited him to make a short visit to Ponckhoeltlo. After her son had gone nud tho breakfast dishes wcro cleared away. Mm Finn went lo tho sty to havonlook at tho pig. Theio tho awful reality 'dawned upon her the wrecked sly, (lie freed goat, aud the missing pig. But when she found Darby iu tlio quarry sho nindo 110 moan, Iu fact, sho smiled nud boru tho body homo iu her strong arms. Tho next morning Darby was tried by fire and wns uot found wanting, for his jacket assumed a ricli brown color nnd tho savory smell that rose from the oven was sufllciently appetizing to make the tongue of a gourmet palpilato in his mouth. Then Darby was put on a big plato nud placed in (ho oieu. Thcro were a number of guesls at dinner that day, among whom wcro Mrs. Murphy, Mi Cionfn, Miko Welsh's wife, Palsoy Corrignn's last Nancy, and the one legged accordion player "as tlnds 111' railroad switch an' waves' th' rid flag w hlu ll Hire's n cow on tho thrack. " Just ns tho guests sat down at tho tnblo Mickey returned, but his mother gavo him a pinto in tho kitchen for cer tain prudential reasons. Darby wns indeed n beautiful sight, ornamented with sprigs of celery 'and with a brand now corn cob iu his mouth. If ho wns lovely iu lifo, ho cortainly prosentcd a very toolhsomo appearance In death. Mickoy drummed impatiently upon tho kitchen table with his kuifo handle, because, bolng tho younger, ho had to wait tiutil nil tho rost wore served. But at last a big pleco of tenderloin was placed before him. To his shame, bo it said, ho actu ally neglected tho polatoos on his plate, and asked for a second piece of Darby before he touched tho potatoes. It is with dcop regret that the occur renco is recorded, but Mickey's plato waa lined a third time, aud in tins in stAiico it was a choice cut from the pluu p J ham of bis little protege. After ho had Doon liiioa to ropiction, niter 1110 out tons of his vest had boon vellovcd of dangerous pressure, ho leaned back in his chair with grease on his faco aud a pcaco-wlth-all-thc-world look Injiis eyes. Then his mother turned to him nud.snid; "Mickoy, did yo like th dinner?" "Yis, mother. " "Won't yo hav' another lilllo bit nil th' neck jist a trifle, dear?" '.'No, mother, dear; I couldn't nlo it; I'm full " "Well, darllnt, yo won't bo ficckoned if I tell yo somothin'?" "No, mother, I will not. " "Well, that .pleoe o' rib, nn' that bit air th' hnui, ye'ro nfther 'nun' kem off your Darby! If a bombshell had fallen nt Mickey's toot ho could not havo been more startled. Ho loaned forward nud big tears 11111 down his cheeks nnd mingled with tho gravy in his plate. Then ho laid his head down upon tlio table, aud wept ns it his heart would break. Ernest Jarrold. X-arcer Knrs, Lnrsrer Aohes. Seven-year old Jack was afflicted with earache, and screamed frantically witli the pain. "Hush, Jackie, dear, "said nuiso sooth ingly, "Don't cry so; it only makes it worse. Djn't you mind how littlo Ned behaved when ho wns having earache? He never cried this way. " "Huh!" yelled Jack indignantly. "What does that baby know about oar ache? His cars ain't moro'n half ns big as mine. Justified by Circumstances. "Shay, p'lcecom'n," mumbled Mr, Ratnbo, "glvo y' dollar 'f you'll show 1119 th' way I' my ofllsli. Doau' wan' 'slurb Mrs. Itambo thlsh tlmo o' night." The oillcor complied, nnd ns ho piloted him along the street Mr. Kanibo oh served, apologetically; "W'en th' offish wou't 6hcok tho man. y' know, p'leecem'n, man got 't sllcok th' olllsli. Bhee?" Chicago Tribune, Jlimnle Asks a Question. "What la this, mamma ?" asked m to "What I what, darling?"' "This big spoon." "It is n big spoon." Aud then Jlmmla was satisfied. Jim The number of telephones now under rental by Hie Bell Telephone Company is 47o, 780, an increase of ilS.USo over the same tituo Inst year. California now has six ostrich farms. Tills country spends about $8,000,000 a year for ostrich feathers. lloff Halting lu the South It is fair to say that In nineteen out of every twenty houses in Uonroo county to-day, without regard to race, color, or previous condition of servitude of the occupants, spare ribs, backbone, jowl, sausage, crackling bread, ami other things incidental to Southern hog kill Ing, constitutes a large portion of tho bill of fare. Hundreds of our farmers will make meat enough to do them; many will umko enough to spara fur sale, and all will savo the meat of a few hogs. The colored farmers 11 ro no ex ception to this. One is recorded who put up 1,300 pounds, and has hog enough yet to give him 1,600 pounds more. These hogs were mostly fattened on sweet potatoes, the corn crop of many farms being almost an entire fail ure, while the potato crop was most bountiful. Sweet potatoes have already contributed largely te pork making in this section of Miseissipni. Aberdeen (Uise.) Examiner. uuu mat iu value of diamonds ueee not tnotease in (he ratio of their size, - remarked tlie snake editor. now does it increase, then?" askod tne norso editor. "In ttotrsyhr of their brilUanor. 2EJP"" you wttnt n ftpn Ihitl on-ii ilnrlf ntd isn't afralil in till fw uptPs,- that Mifxet in pvbHc morality, and the enforcement (if the laws against mnltfactori; that hat opinion, and isn't afraid to etprett them, get TUB CAMION ADVOCATE. Tho Spring Modlclne. Tho Domilnritv which Hood's. Snrsa- parllla has gained as a spring; mddlclne is'.wonderful. It possesses iiist those elements of health-giving blood-purifying and appetite-restoring whioh every body scorns to neod at this bousoh. Do not continue in a dull, tired, unsatis factory condition when you may bo much benefited by Hood's Sarsaparllla. It purifies tho blood and makes the weak strong. There nrobably never was a man bo good that ho did not hopo in his heart that his successor would bo a failure. 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