WnH IsfeTesHsHasHsssHtl ,11 l IIM MBKBgaaWSMBBgBl Ftsviieians'IproserlpiloBi Mrs felled to reaek nenr oimi of rhaameusm kaowa to bavs bees tnbeaunll wMttf BalvAtlen. OH. That li the reason tfhy tSe, PPI teloe Ijpractloaljy onanImoDirat.Ha lavot. Que bottlsli. nnrtllj sumeient. Be wise teuweleridlnrorere Or. toll's. Oomh Syrup which always cures oous-na ana coiai.i trereats ooninmpllon. Price Sfl bottle. hi and eoldi,end ' 1 - Tw&Ilaitlan climbers of Mt Ararat found In perfect preserratlpna minimum thcrmoni eler. which tm left there last year. It reg htered fifty degree below zero In Hew York It proposed to ame nd the J art law bo at to exempt 'neirsaper man from Jury sevlce, The theory Is that they all know two much to ba competent Jury men. Florida I provldei that theia shall be tome space between drinks. Saloons In thatlstate are not) allowed to be closer to each other than 200 feet. " ft nnia Should ItaTfl It. It Is not always convenient to call a physlolan lor every nine uuncoh uktiuk wt w w In the bouse you hare a Physician always at hands It kills Rheumatism, fieuralgla. Burns, Brulses:and ill Aches and Pains. Price Mcts. There are few things In llfe.ot which we maj be certain, but thlsTs one of them, Pan-Tlua uouguanu uuiiauiuiiuuu viuv . Colds? Coughs and Consumption. Trice 25 and A. man at Memphis, dlstrestad by pover- ty, committed suicide, a Wealth never does. that way. It la self-complacent. ShUoh'a Consumption Cure. This Is beyond question the most success n....k YA.1.Mtntt li n tn oenr nlrl I few doses Invariably euro the worst cases of cough, croup, and Bronchitis, while It's wonderful success In tho turd Of Consump tion Is without a parallel In the history of .n ht..A taftfn ! trt. illimtriw It haft been sold on a guarantee, a test which no otner meuicinecsu diibuu. ai yuw ua n cough we earnestly ask you to try It. Tl.iT. in .on,. Kn fontu and ttl.m. II your luncs are sore, chest or back lame, use Shlloh's Porous Plaster. Sold at Blerj's or Thomas' drug stores. Know thyself. If you can't get the re quisite Information, run for office. Something for the Maw Tear. The world renowned success of Hostetter's Stomach Bitters, an'd their continued popularity for over a third ol a century as a stomachic. Is scarcely more wonderful than the welcome that greets the annual appearance ot Hostetter's Almanac. This valuable medical treatise Is Iubllsbed by the Hostetter Company, Pittsburg, &., under their own Immediate supervision, rranlnvlntr CO hands In that denartmeut. They ira ninnlntr nhruit 11 mnnths In the Year on this workvand. the issue of same fprTWl will be more tnan ten millions, pnnieu in mo auguso, German, French, Welsh. Norwegian, Swedish, Holland,' Bohemian .and Spanish languages, liefer to a copy of It for valuable and Interest ing reading concerning health, and numerous testimonials as to the efficacy of Hostetter's Stomach Bitters, amusement, varied Informa- tinn. uatrnnnmtral calculations and chronoloffl- cal Items, &o., which can bo depended on for correctness. The Almanac for 1W , can be ob tained free' dteoit, from druggists and general country neaiers in su pans oi me country. It Is natural tbat In times ot excitement a mail's head should spin, for His the top ot bis body. The tfiost obstinate cases of catarrh are cured Jfy the use of Ely's Cream Balm, the only a&rceable remeey. It Is cot a liqud. mhMIT I- aid!!. nnnllA nln th A nrVitrilis 111 DUHU. AO kWHJ i i AUVW ...W 4rir,Vorcold In the head it is magical. It gives) relief at onco. Price 60c A Venerable Sinner Venus "0ow steadily .the earth jogs along. Mars Yes, but just look at the moon full as a goat I" Hold It to the light. The man who tells you confidentially lust what will cure your cold Is prescribing Kemp's Balsam this year. In the preparation ot tills remarkable medicine for coughs and colds no expense is sparca to, cprnDine oniy me pest ana DurtsS incTedleuts. Hold a botlla of Kemn's Balsam to the-light and look through It; notice the bright, clear look: then compare with otber remedies. Large bottles at all druggists, to cents auu ft. oampie uoiue iroe. It Belonged to Him. Bstber to stranger Tour bead Is ver dirty, sir. Stranger It's none of your darn buslnas If It Is. A Tremendous Sensation. The burning ot a Mississippi Elver Steamboat causes consiaeraoie excitement in new urieans. Just think ot the astonishment which Dr. Lee'f liver Begulator.bas caused by. curing dyspepsia biliousness, indigestion and constipation. Don't lau w try iw xnai uoiucs ireo. When people' sutler pain, tbey want to be curedf and quickly, too. ' Nothing oquals Bed Flag Oil tor all pain. Price 25 cents. There are 13,000 kinds of postage stamps. Kpoeh. The transition from lonir. llnierlnsr and cats. ful dekneis to robust health marks an epoch In ths lire of th Individual. Soch a remarkable erent Is treasured in the memory and the agenoy whereby the Kood health ,dss .been attained 1 Eraioinuy oiessea. uenee it is mat so jnucn is eard in Dralse of Elsstrle Bitters. So manv feel tbey owe their restoration to health, to the um i iu uraat AiierauTS i.ni lonio. 11 yi ar trovaied wits any disease or kidneys, liver r stomach, .of long or short standing you will sorely nod' relief ov use of 'Klecttle Bitters. Sold at, Mo. and 1.00 per bottle at BEBKB'S One ef the sights lh New York now Is sponge eight ftet wide. Bncfclcn's Arnica Salve. The BEST Salve In the world for cuts, b ruses, tuics, uiccrs, salt rueum, xerer sores, tetter, cbapped bands, chilblains corns and all skin eruptions, and positively cures piles, or no pay required. It Is guaranteed to give perfect satis taction, or money refunded. Price 29 centsper uox. rorsaia oy rutumi uruggui. The new King of Portugal has curly hair and a very pretty mustache. What Is the Use Of buvinir -worthless medicines, and snend. ing money on auace doctors whose onlr idea is to gull the public? Is it not better to our reliable medicine Itte Hulnhur Bit tersT I think so. aa ther cured me of ca tarrh after suffering three years. P. P, oiarc, mancneeter. Ohauncey M. Cepew has Ulented heels He Is said to be a graceful dancer. "I use Ayers Cherry Pectorlal freelv I my practice, and recommended in it cases of Whooping Cough among children, hav Ing found it more certain to cure thai troublesome disease than any other medi cine I know of," So says Dr. Bartlett, of Concord, Mass. Rider Haggard.will go to Athena Instead of Persia. A Greek story will be the re sult. A Fortunate Woman. Mrs. Mary L. Baker, of Ovid. Mich., uu reasun to do very tnancmi, tine was a ;rest suuerer from heart disease for years. Vss fthnrt nf hNntli Y,A l.,,nn.. . Alter Ukltlg two bottles of Dr. Miles' New T7- f.. 1 ii t . , . . . tr. vuio. .uo 7, am pner man 20 years. Mr mind and evesleht hare proved wonderfully. I advjse all persons mm auiciea to use xM great remed T. D. Thomas and W. F.Bierv. drueali recommends and guarantees it. Dr. Miles' -wore on xteart Disease, containing marvel vu k-otiiuvu uusj sroe. . The total ntimber of letters and tele- rms received by OTIllsm V. Oladsione on his eightieth birth lav was 8.000. One reason why a fat man dosen't catch eold as easily aa a lean man, Is because he is so much wrapped op In himself, An enthusiastic writer i, th.t: t. Gould's Voice "Is as low and sweet ss Anule Laurie's was." But Annie peyer had the grip Jay baa. The hues' shade In white, is the oyster I neu. it is a combination of cream, white and yellow. It Is so delicate that It has Srebablr not come to stay. The first railway In the United State was but two miles leng and was used only for katdlag stone. The, cars' were drawn by him The first passenger train In Asoerieit was ran on the Baltimore & Ohio Jtsilrotd U IBM. Tkereafe w ,T,C00.G0O ftU (. the Men Stutlld Wear CoiaeU. ( It may sound nwfal to nay u. but do ; you know I think that men ugtt to Wear eoreete? Not steels, stir whale- I bones and Bttong lacings and u.l that, but BometUilig to remind them that nat ure intended them to stand straight, anil that they should lay claim to a sugges tion of a waistline. When a man gets to bo 80 or a, little more he goes nil to pieces in looVs, unless ho is made of un common metal. At 80 ft man is mamea or givos up tho idea. Whatever his con dition, his main object in life is to take comfort. Ho takes comfort. In a year or two his shoulders, that wero firm and squaro, take on a pathetic droop. The coat that was buttoned np with so much pride and Bhowed off tho symmetrical back and waist in such flno lines is apt to swing open, tho smooth front becomes a wrinkled nonentity, and that waist line, that was so symmetrical, is lost in what is called a "stomach." I know some mon take groat pride in that comfortable looking stomach. It does show that life is worth tho living, but it Also proves that a man is getting on in years, and each year odds several inches to tho waist measure, and and it isn't graceful it it is comfortable. Mow, a coreet or band, say eight or ten inches wide, mado with heavy cords Btltched in solidly to give firmness, in the front several pieces of silk elastic tape and tho back provided with buckles and straps, would not be uncomfortable to wear and would be a support for the stomach that cannot stand too much comfort without a sacrifice of symmetry and grace. Chicago Herald. They're IVost Millions. A thief undiscovered belongs as much to the outfit of a phenomenally famous singer as her indispensable rouge pot. Tho lack of a perfect abapo does not sig nify, but the lack of a thief would be ruin. Adolina Patti has been robbed by night and by day, in Europe and Amer ica, on shore and at sea, in hotels and on railway trains. Carlotta Patti and Chris tine Nllsson and but why mention names. An incredible amount of diamonds and jewels havo disappeared in this way without over turning up again. But the lady artists are forgiving. They do not prosecute the thieves. They do not go to tho police. They do not offer rewards, Perimpo they know that the gold in their throats can easily be, coined, and that their rippling notes can soon bo changed Into rows of pearls. They aro easy go ing and soon forget their loss. A royal present to a lady artist which does not got stolen has missed its object, and cases have indeed occurred where pres ents which were never given were stolen, Pali Hall Uazetto, Double Sashes for Railway Cars. In consequence of the decided addition to the comfort of travelers of double sashes in passenger cars by reason of the Sevention of the admission of cold air winter and dust in summer several railway companies have decided to use double windows altogether in the future, and this conclusion has probably been hastened by the fact that many of their best day coaches and chair cars rival special cars in the richness of their plushes and interior decorations, and they cannot afford to havo such fittings rapidly destroyed by tho dust. The comparative ease with which a car fitted with double windows can be heated in winter is also a consideration, They not only prevent cold air leaking in where it is not wanted, but they also interpose a layer of comparatively still air between the warm air in the car and the cold atmosphere outside, thereby preventing tho loss of considerable heat by conduction and convection. New Orleans Picayune. A Dentist's Wages, Dr. Anderson, the Fifth avenue den tist, who plugs up tho molars of the Four Hundred, says that ho has mode $500 in a day, but only once. A lady came to hira who wanted diamonds put in a gold filling of her front teeth, "It was evident," said Dr. Anderson, "that sne had lust come into her inheritance, Sho seemed so anxious to snend monev. I didn't approve of the diamonds, and told her so, but she would havo them. and I humored her to such an extent that my day's work netted mo S500. What do I make ordinarily? Well, I charge $20 an hour, and I rarely work more than five hours. People don't care to come before 10 in the momlncr. and lato in the afternoon the light is not good. One hundred dollars a day is about the extent of what a dentist can make, and it is the most exacting of all vto professions," Dew York Press. A Salamander Clock. That a clock would continue to run in the midst of roaring flames for any length ot time few people would be lieve, yet that such was the case in the fire which destroyed the Sycaway villa near iToy nos been proved conclusively. From the rains of the building was taken a small calendar clock. The hands had stopped at 11:40 o'clock, or nearly an hour and a half after the nro broke out The calendar dial showed the hand at Sunday, The dock was de stroyed by tho heat and flames beyond all hope of repair. It must have con tinned to run long after the villa was a blackened ruin. It was found in the center of a pile of debns. Albany Ex- pro Francis Wilson's Success. To what do I attribute my success in bnrteequo opera? Well, I imagine that it is crindDally due to the manner in which I work. I like the stage and love to act. From tho moment I appear I enter with zest into the fun of the per formance, and the humor is all from the heart. And what comes from the heart Is always convindng. Frands Wilson In Kate Field's Washington. A ConTentent Taper Pad Holder, Every member of the noble army of scriveners should feel grateful for a new paper pad holder which has recently come out at London. The holder is a square of wood, with a raised flat bor der on the left side and across the bot tom! the pad of paper fits into the angle, and the whole block can thus be held with the greatest possible ease in the left hand, in any position most conven ient to the writer The underneai part of the paper pad is a sheet of thick blotting paper, and as each sheet is torn off when covered it can be thrust in between the holder and pad, not only without fear of blotting, but also thereby helping to maintain the pad at the same level to the end. To those who love to scribble their lucu brations on their knee, in bed or any where, in fact, except at a desk, an in Tention like this paper pad and holder will come as a most decided boon and blessing. Now York Journal. The cost of the itencn reroiunona v the French government of today is re corded In this little list of pensioned per sons and families: Senators of the em- rrirfl Aft (Wl franr! In AnnunnanMi nt Vienna, peace, 3i,2U; men of the times of Louis XVHI and Charles X, 10,000; taaOiM of Louis Philippe's time, 41.3S6; wmaded in Jane, 1813, 184.9TS; persons of the Second Sea pi re, 188,000; wounded fat February, 1U3. 16eT,000; viottmaot Deo. 3, OJBM&t, E&aa goverBtnent has respected Uta pension obligation of it BTMicootsof as to ttUs grovriag list, and fcast PftU if ay ttr with tawtpiaesM re Cures Liver Complaint, Bilious ASee I A AMIR A'ute sick iAAAUUtlHek A V A ilflD dlness,Costtve- I A A AUllll ssssaa: HHHR and till delicate Female Com plaints. Bold everywhere. l'HceBa cenu. DREXEimeoin Fragrant! iSm Lasting! The Leading Perfume forlheToIletand Handkerchief. Sold by all dealers. Price QSots. Wiesa-Tris IssfiTTi A ssiililll fTt sn sSsssnfrsssssfssFirn eaSess Tien s. Ill Sal Salvation Oil ilP Prlet only 35 cts. Soli by altttruggltti. Will reliove Rheumatism, Neuralgia, Smllings,B.'uisos,Lumbago,Spraint, Headache, Toothache, Sores, Burns, Wounds, Cuts, Scaldst Backache, Frostbites. Chapped Hands and Face, Gout, or any bodily pain or ailment. nunutANOrS PLU03, Jht Ortat obaecoAn. (jt1C.IV tUctt.frkt 10 Ctt. At all angglttt. Throwing a Switch Is tough work la stormy weather, tod tho switch tnan cannot be too well protected If he wishes to F reserve his health. Erery railroad man's life Is ull ot hardship and exposure. The onlr garment that will lully protect the man whose business calls Mm out in stormy weather Is the " Fuh Brand Slicker." Ther are li-ht, but itroor ss Iron, hand made throughout, and good lor years of service. They are worth ten times their cost, and will tare yon many a sickness. No other article oi clothinjr will stand the wear and tear. Rubber la frail, will rip, tear, and let In the wet. Therefore get the right sort of coat. The "Fish Brand Slicker "Is the only one for your purpose. Beware cf worth less Imitation.- every garment stamped with the 'Fish Brand" Trade Mark. Don't accept aa Inferior coat when you can have the " Fish Bund Slicker " delivered without extra cost. Farticulm and illustrated cataloguo free. A. J. TOWER, - Boston, Mnas Tka Slttfit Successful Ret? ly ever tUicor wrsd, ns It Is certain In It . i(S does not bllDter. Bad proof belomr; nRooKL-nr, ConiL llayC.TWt Da. B. J. KtrjfDALL C m Mru : -la-t Bummer I etirrtl a f!urhtiTvyt mrhorisi tfrth yottrodlfbrfttfNl K mMl's hpavln Cure and It tvej tiiuajtasD Jotjle ftfiavr done. X hare a down ainpty bit ;!. I axiuf usj it with perfect iaooe& ou.'lng every thtagltrliHllt on. My neighbor had a hario w ltu a very bad Spavin that made nlm lame. He oiked me how to cure It, Z recommended Ken lr.il'1 S.wvln Cure. He cured the B pa Yin in juev lurct; ver..s. Yours respectfully, Wolcctt WrrrxB- . Coutkbot, Ohio, April 9X Da. D. J. RetoalZi Co.i Dear btrit I havo been selling more of Kendall's Spavin Curo nnd Flint's Condition Powders tnan ever before. Ono man said to me. It was the best tvwaer x ever Kept nna tne dpi; no ever usea. Kespectfully. otto I, nomav. CnrrTEXAjrao, K. Y., May 19, 90. Dn. li. J. ICemiall Co.. ljtiT furs: I have used several bottles of your Kflndall'a Spavin Cure with perfect gaouess, on a valuable and blooded mara that was quite lame with n Enne Spavin. The mare la now entirely free aom lamenciis tna bqoitb no ounoa nrt insjotnz. impectfuuy, F, 1L BurcHim. enml's mm CUBE. , Hoitnoet, L&, Mar 8, W. GtAiiU : I th lute It mr dutv ta renriep tou tnr th.iulcg for your far famed Ktadall'sBpavLn Cure. i n id u tuur yvar uiu mijr nuica x pruea very titeiilv. Khn hail a vorv SAVAro iwnllAn iait. r trtni aliout eight different lunda of medicines which did no firM'. I purchased a bottle of y oar Kendall's opv in vjuid wiutu enrea oer in lour aays. . 1 remain yours, 1UEI05 DOTTDKlf. rrl"eMrerb-ttle,orMxlottlesfori)5. All drug. BtEts Lu'oiorcaaeeHt foryou.orltvlUbosnt to any eddcjss oq receipt of mice by the proprie tor, II. J. lifJIAi.ij sjij.a rayvlmrirh Full.,, V . rnont -Thuutjauila hav oeo pcrmauently cuied by- riULAl'Ei.rniA.lW. KaeatoDce.nooperatlon urioM of time from buittnesa. ses pronounced ln curaWs) by othrs wanted. band for Circular. CURE UUARANTEED. 0fflIiSurs?., Prof. ; ALEXANDER BOUDBOU, 3 I am now Tl yeras of age. Was a student of aledlelnand ffurReryfnr seven years under the fHmmu nr. Nelson, and alter ten years' hard study ana in consultation with. seven of themost t-muictii. I'lijBii-iniip in me cuy oi ruiioaeipnia since 1811. 1 liave discovered the cure of rnanr It can no lonicer be doubted that th nin be cured; that paralyzed limbs can be restored w viiihi iiMiumi uw, nuu Keneini aeuiuiv curtd. Consestlon ,if the brain. aivinlAw ni,a t stroke ai d the worst cases of rheumatism, sci atica, liruralitlR. liver complalut. Bright' dls- mn-w,iiiniiiiijij8, mi, nim oono disease, ca tarrh, bronchitis, ehrnnti. iltMni,.. .A called heart disease and dlplnerla. all entirely cured with pure medicines of ray own preoara rlon, If used properly as directed. 1 uunuK nine years over JS.OOO persons In this cltv alone have used these inMiiiln. .m living witnesses of their worth. All their names cou vc uuHimra u caning ai me omce and lab oratory of rrofctjw noudrou, No. im North Tenth Street. Philadelphia, t wis mysflf In! lured tn the snlne and nsralvv4 r ...... ...... and prvBflUDced Incurable by seven of the most now well and healthy, havinn eored myself with not listen to those nrt,iiA . ovement lu roedlslue and die, when you can saved. lll not go Into practice myseir, being oyer yejiaof aK-. but will sell my medTe inei , "nt Phwielan con nested mtb tonfenrt t. callfu; at the rsldsns otthe tViiur one. rome all anaTr. .m k. health, rnrM by these pure madleloet asd w www ,.iii,ud, miu iwiete ror venraeivea. a i and laboratory ones daily frcun ti u r ss. oii or wi it iAl.EXastDsTii 7 Wkalts1 DEATH DEPOSED Death etstely came to a young man uni satd. "UUaou wert dead TTbat taatterr' The ywics; tnan repUod, "See tnr younr taida. Wbos lite were all otae blackness If I died. Mr land natures me: and the world's self too. lletiilahs, would miss sorne VUsuc that I cast do. Then Death la scorn this only said, "Do dead." And so he was. And aoon another's bead Made rich his land. The sun, too, of three cummers had the nbrht To bleach the widow's line, light and more light, Arabs to bridal wtute. And nothmg seemxl to miss beneath the sun uis worn undone. But Death aoon met another man whose eye was Nature's spy. Who aaldi 'Tex bear thy too triumphant score. The weakest born Of all the sons ot men Is by bit birth Ilelr ot the Mlgiit KternaJ, and tills Earta Is sub'fet to him In bis place. Thou leat'st so trace. "Thou, the mock Tyrant that men fear and hate, a rim, flcehlen Tate; Oold, dark and wormy thins; of lose and tears! Not In the sepulchera Thou dweUeet, but In my crlmaon'd heart. Where while It beata we call thee life. De parti A name, a shadow, Into any gulf. Out of this world, which Is not thfate, Buttnlnei Or stay I because thou art Only Myeelf." William AHlngham In New York Tribune. Aa Others See TJs. A lady who prided herself on being "animated" once asked her maid, "Maty, how do I look when I am talk ing?" "Mostly as if you was awful mad, mum," was the honest reply. Three gentlemen stood chatting to gether in a railway station, and one chanced to notice two-thirds of a cigar- one lying m weir loot. "Ah," said he, "tho lady with whom he had an appointment came sooner than he expected. He would never hare lighted It if he had known." -"No," said the second, "that Isn't it. He was only a beginner, and he couldn't Btand any more of it." "I think you aro both wrong," put in tneouier. "He dropped it by accident, and was too proud to pick it un." Each one of the three was tmre that his conjecture was correct, and they urged their respective views with some heat and animation. At a short distance from them stood two boys, one of whom had been Intently watching the rrrono. "Bill," said he to his friend, "look at them three gents fightin' over a bit of cigarette. The big un found it fust, but the others were on him afore he could grab it." youth's Companion. Coming Modifications In War Tactics. It is pointed out as one of the conse quences of the universal introductions of smokeless powder which is now Immi nent, that, as soldiers will have to seek all possible cover, it will be necessary to multiply the number of orderlies and messengers, and the commander-in-chief will have to take his position in the cen tre of action to watch everything and to be ready to modify the original plan. swiftly ir needrui. The chantre from brilliant uniforms to those of soberer and safer hues will involve such expense that it is likely to ba deferred for a while, but tho glitter of helmets and bayonets Is now so dangerously visible that. already the French minister of war has given orders that in the army of the renuDiio tcese shall be dulled with bronre. New Tork Commercial Adver tiser, , Oreat Works of XurotM. One of themost remarkable works of the kind constructed In modern times is tho aoueduct briden of MnMmnn erected for the purpose of conveying water from tue river Kure to Versailles. It consists of three rows of arches, one above another, and is 200 feet high by five-aiTtha of n mlln In lonirtli TO, " . .VHQVH. J. J WM- duit that supplies Marseilles with the water of the Durance is about sixty miles in longth, and one of its aqueduct bridges is 263 feet high. The length of wo conauit wmcn d rings water from Kaisorbrnnn to Vienna is fifty-six and a half miles, but the tallest of ltd ninnrWt bridges is only about Ofl feet. The main Paris aqueduct is a little over 110 miles song, ana, wun its tra Delator? conduits, compelled the construction of seventeen 1 1 1 mm ww. onugea, .flew xorK Lieager. Remedies for XJrhtntnv 8tnlr- A sinirtilar Tthenammrm nf Din Unf iling flash is that its chief effects aro ob- servaoie only at We points of its en trance and exit. Thru n fltutn wWd, tered a school room itrinnwl rmlir first and last child on the form, those between escaping unhurt. The most effective treatment of lameness and other ailments due to lightning is the applica tion alternately to the head, trunk and umDsoi a targe norse&noe magnet. In case of a quito recent stroke the clothing should be unfaatMrm). th nMmf 1M - . - - - - ww j ww jwsivai as flatSjliel with the head high and quietness and iresa air snouia De secured. If cos sciousnesa does not rtnm ttin should be exposed to a stream of oold water, rniiaaeipnia Jtresa. Urn Felt BatVaslaad. Henry Bomohr, who lives near Butler- vuio, j sieppea into e. Haider's gro cery one eveninc boiuHno. nf ili. supper he had just eaten, but said he 1U1 1 H . . -. mun i novo eggs,- sone txragnt a dozen and ate them, and then a half dozen and ate them, after which he drank a pint of water and then ate one pound of candy in all eighteen eggs, one pint of water and one pound of candy in fifteen min utes, after which he said he felt very much refreshed. Cor. Pittsburg Di. The electrical fofdramAnt avoiding the pain incident to the extrac tion of teeth consists of adjustable prongs, carrying buttons and connected with an electrical battery. The buttons are Olaced on the face over tha rprrM leading from the teeth to the brain, and a circuit is MUDiianea we moment we extracting instrument touches the tooth. Ten years ago $100,000 was an mrusutl amount for even the wealthy to have In vested in diamonds, whereas today there are a number of families wh owning tuaaaoaoa wj me yaiuo ox fOW,OQQ, Robbed r its Poetry. Dr. NachOtral. the celebratarl i.Vi..n exnlorer. was once the nut o . .t. Hamburg merchant The merchant's sua, a jouug man oi somewnat fsenn mental temperament, said that his dear est wua was to nae across we desert on the back of a camel He thought such a ride must be verr noeiWl trAA "My dear young friend," replied the explorer, "I can tell you bow you can ejus partial iaea or wnat naing a camel on the desert of Africa is like. Take an office e tool, screw it up as high as possi ble, and put it Into a wagon without any springs; then seat yourself upon the stool and hara It drlvon - - - - - - s w v kAAAty f OKI and rocky ground during the hottest weawcr or ouiy or August alter you have had nothing to eat or drink for twenty-four hours, and then you will get a faint idea of how delightfully po etfo it is to ride on a camel la the wilds of Africa, "London Tit-Bita. The floating Island in Badawga lain, in the town of Whlttfnghaai, Vt, Is ess, of the most resusrkabie freaks of nature. tBid one oi the trreataal nttrtn4ti u,. world. The island ooBtsUss ever a bao- mm asn,au aatuUir fteal tangs THE GREAT German Remedy. TBUTHS FOR THE SICK.r FoTTlioB?BTtcntlilv l. KM) will lio until Dillons Sncllsdenenu forncaso where bt-i, rituii-Brrritns win notnsslstorcure. It never falls. onSuLriiDnlliTiKits it will cure you. von suOer with that tired and allgonc reeling; If bo, use SDLrmm Hittebsj Clcnnso the vitiated ilooij-Jjen you sec U l7ip?rltles buret nirthrouirh tho akin is will cure yon, OiwrALlvna ivlm nrc- lib Tlmnlcs. Illotrhes. closely confined In the mills and work shops: clerkaAThodo tnd Sores. Itcly on SOLPiitm Hitters, ind health will fol not procure auftlclcnl ezerclso, and all who aro confined Indoors, low. BULPIlUlt HlTTKRa should use bulfiiuk UirrKBS. They will not then be weak and xg&JZl i It you uo not wish to suffer from Ilhenm will euro Liver Com- ulainu Don't bo die kxraraged; It n 111 cure VUU. SULPHUR UlTTKItS will build you np and make you strong and atlsm, use a bottlo ofl SuLrntm BiTTEna; umtiuiy. is never rails soenre. SCLPiiun lliTTuns (Trill make your blood Inure, rich nnd atronir. bottle. Try it t you iniinoiirKret ic fimi yuur uesn ruiru. Ladles In delicate Trv KCLPiiim Hit. health, who am alllmts to-nleht, and rundown, shonld nsclyou will sleep well Sutpntm nrmtns. ami tcei nettcr ror it Xfoyuuivuuk viio uvbbiutmicni tvorK puDllsneur Rend S 2-rcnt stamps to A. P, ORDwar & Co Boston, Uses., and receive a copy, free. RgnstSpation-;, IV not remedied in season, is liable to become habitual and chronic. Dras tic purgatives, by weakening tho bowels, confirm, rather than cure, the evil. Ayer's Pills, being mild, effective, and strengthening in their action, are gener ally recommended by the faculty as the best ot aperients. "Having been subject, for years, to constipation, without being able to find much relief, I at last tried Ayer's Pills. I deem It both a duty and a pleasure to testify that I have derived great ben efit from their use. For over two years past I have taken one oi these pills every night before retiring. I would not willingly be without them." Q. W. Bowman, 20 East Muln St., Carlisle, Pa. "Z have been taking Ayer's Pills and using them in my family sinco 1857, and cheerfully recommend them to all in need of a safe but effectual cathartic." John IT. Boggs, LoulsvllleyKy. "For eight years I was afflicted with constipation, whloh at lost became so bad that tho doctors could do no more for me. Then I began to take Ayer's Pills, and aoon the bowels recovered their natural and regular action, so that now I am In excellent health." S. Ii. lwoughbridge, Bryan, Texas. " Having used Ayer's Pills, with good results, I fully indorse tliem for the pur poses for which they are recommended," T. Conners, M. D., Centre Bridge, Pa. Ayer's Pills, rsiriBin bt Dr. J. C. Ayer & Co., Lowell, Mast. BoM by all Druggists and Sealers la Medicine. If You Have Wo apnetlte, India-cation, Flatulence, fSlcli Ileadacue, "all run dona," lose lag- siesta, you will rind Sboremodyyoa need. Ther tononn Sua weals, atoraacb nnd build up tho riaarslnr cnera-les. Sufforera from n,?.u, or Physical ovornooli will rind relief rrouatliom. Nicely aucarcoutoiA, SOLJD EVERYWHERE. Stoves, Tinware, ' i He&texs and Ranges, r-In Great Variety at Samuel Grater's Fopular Store, Bank Street. Roofing and Spouting a special ty.. Stove repairs furnished on short notice Reasonable! Purely local in our aim. Ms P ile UNACQUAINTED WITH THE OEOORAFHT OP THE OOUNTIiy, WILL OBTAUT VaUiUiuua. ux uujoaxxu THE CHICAGO, ROCK ISLAND & PACIFIC RAILWAY. Including- main Unas, branches and oxtonslona East and Weet of the Mlsspurt Elver. Tho IMrect Route to and from Ohlcairo, Jollot, Ottawa, ??,IJtar?1tfeVoU,i?'Bfl,olf l8la5?' in ILLINOIS-Davenport lyuioatliS T4;u2,av??ifa0V8.? IesMotnos,Wlntor80t, AudubonHarTan.and Oouncli Orsek, Klnjrfleiier, Port Bono, In ho INDIAN TBRRlTOBY end Colorado Sj5,?.?Si.1RSlnJeii. ?,ue5lo',1.,V,cPtPnADO- FREE Beclinlntr Chair Carato and from Chicago, Caldwell, Hutchinson, and Dodpo City, and Palaco Bloep Intr Cars between Chloaro, Wichita, and Hutchinson, Traverses now and vast areas or rich farming and frrazlncr lands, affording- tho beet facilities or lnterpommunlcatlon to all towns and cities east and west, northwest and southwest of Chicago, and Pociflo aud transoceanic Seaports. MAGNIFICENT VESTIBULE EXPRESS TRAINS, Leadlnor all competitors in splendor of equipment, cool, well ventilated , and k i rf J", . T1. es Moines, Oouncli Bluffs, and Omaha, with lYeo Itecllnlng Chair Car to orth Platte. Neb., and betweon Chicago and Colorado Springs, Denver, No: Sid Pueblo, via St. Joseph, or otels (fumlshlnf meals at Sansas . . f--" . imj a Di.i MBtuuiu urns, and Bosnia arsndeurs of Colorado. VIA THE ALBERT Bolld Brprosa Traina dally between Chlpa Kansas Cltv. aunvuuxa aseoiiainfir vuair vara fx Through Chair Car and 81 and Sioux I'all 118. via KORlr. Island. ThA tOWn. HlOUY Falia. nn-1 tHA Siimmui Grounds of the Northweet. - a Tim 8HOBT UNB VIA. SlWraOA AND KANKAKBK offera faoUlUaa to tnvel betwean Oltjolnnatl. In7laaapoU, Lafayotta, and Oounoll Muffe, Bt. Josephtohuon, Ivenworth, Kansas City, Minneapolis, and StTpaM E. fT. JOHN. JOHN SEBASTIAN, Swssil afsiianr, OHIOAaO, IiU 'ilsMaiBa, Aaatvtv AND YET ONE CN EAT TOO MUCH OF IT. An overload of bread mar not Hon roe but Jrtnakroo vers tnootnfortablai ao W WolffsACMEBIacking not lnjme rour sbces, bet tn ;ntehtlr nntli elosned. To follow directions. .make tbern look prevent aous UiS brvf, PcM nH-t Herat rmUMnf Kmgr Fllc.Ron, le win srairi olo a New ruemruai wiLLCtaiN OuieSANDCMiNawaaz uillStaim Tinwana uiu. crairi tour Olo ttaaarra ranttsA ot I Tie amo Una wmSvaiN aaeraCsasH no r mTMAT -t k 'fnv IT T7CUn - & rDCLPH, PliUlphlsK CONSUMPTION SCROFULA BRONCHITIS COUGHS COLDS Wanting Disoaces CUBES Wonderful Flosh Producer Hany have gained one pound, por day by ita use. Scott's Emulsion is not a socrot remody. It contains tlio stimulat ing properties of tho Hypopbos- liites and puro Norwegian Cod liver Oil, tho potonoy of both, boinfr largely increased. It ia used, by Physicians all over tho world. PALATABLE AS MILK. fSftl1 Jiif nil Tlmrtnlat BCOTT&.BOWHE, Chemists. M.V. j THEP0LICE GAZETTE Is tho only Illustrated paper In Hie. -world containlne all tbe latest sensational ana sport ing news. Nfo saloon keeper, barber or club room can afford to be wlltiout It. it always makes friends wherever It goes. Mailed to any address In he United States securplv ivrnrmprl. la f.,iei Send Qre cents for sample copy. Richard K. Fox, Franklin Square, New York City. PENSIONS. Persons deslrlnft Pension nianks nnd Info r mation under Act of June isw, can obtain th-a s..utw ..Ull, ,I,Q uuuc,aiiivu GEO. 7. E3SKK. rrothonotary, aufSMt Mauch Chunk, Pa- ytxy llxin -rmrranted, and eTerr Balr una 111. name nudprlve stamped on bottom. ?2oo 2nn mi f-75 DOUGLAS $3 SHOE GENTLEMEN. Flno Calf and T.aeed Waterproof Grain. The excellence and wearing qualities of this shoe cannot be better shown than by the strong- endorse ments or. ill taousands or constant wearers. ttsf.nn nnnnlnn I Inni1ftrsi1. ftn lffTiTlt ft Tiff O tyltah dress Shoe which eommeadi uwLf Syf .OO Iland-newed Welt A One calf &ho unequalled for utrio and durablllcj.. SO. BO Goodyear Welt la tho gtudard draw fthnn. nt n nnmilar tiHsss. 3 ,00 rollcemnn'e tihoe leipeclU7 aUptd All made hi Congreaa, Button and Lace. siir rai i n iisi i ttibti. i n rm s r-sa ei it Sf5 Z SO SHOPS . rP.So - SSssaVT SS - IBBBBB1 W SB B trnWrn. SSSW a.nilt.Ua hare been most f&rorablr recelred since IntnKlaced and the recent Improvements mate them superior to any shoes sold at these prices. Ask your Dealer, ana ir at ,ler, and it fie cannot supply you send iry enclosing adTcrtlsea price, or a r blanks. airect vo au;vu. nositAl for order Adam Mohrkam &on, Agents, LE1I1GHTON. Read the Advocate. i llUIVI A BTUDX Or THIS MAP OP si"""'' oioupera, rxusxj ituuiiiiiiiiff Cflty and Topelui. opieaoia xjig nlntr LEA ROUTE, ) to and from those points ana .1 hahuann e.nHfl HnlritTjllra PnotHfa V.lnA tn tHnflnlnTia TTTatAwl BunMa YT.,-.Jn anH'n.hlna SCOTT'S I l.lVaffssmtsf9M i -i'm I nf-afU'Iirj salalalalalalaH.sfvVlaV I W- L. Plstssnrs;'! Favorite "Smokers." "TaUdtiff ftbont that apology for a smoke) the Pittsburg stogie reminds ms of a jiectillar orporienoe I had with that svrtlcla come yean afro," said aa old ttms cigar drummer at the Continental hotel. "I was tra-rellnfr for ft Philadelphia honso that mado a fine lino of roods only, and had met only with indifTerent success. I wm looking forward to Pitts burg as a kind of El Dorado, and im agined Bales of great magnitade in the Smoky City. I "I arrived in tho evening and immedi ately started out to interview the trade. 1 About the first place I struck was a pros perous looking cigar store, but I noticed that among the stock the stogie seemed to prodominato. I presented my card to tho proprietor, talked up my stock and firm to him In great Khspe, but did not seem to bo making any great headway. The proprietor assured me that he was full up, bnt said he would look oyer my samples the following morning if I would ntcpin. Whilo I was talking to him and endeavoring to prolong the conversation, a irentleman walked in who immediately impressod mo as being one of -the solid J mon of tho town. He had that unmis takable sleek and well fed air of for tune's favorite. Walking np to the counter he selected four stogies and lighted one, laid down a five cent piece and walked out. " 'Do you know who that isT asked the proprietor of mo. I replied in the negative. ' Why, that's Phippe, Andrew Carnegio's partner,' was the astounding assertion. I was completely flabber gasted. That was the xintest and yet the most convincing argument I ever had to withstand. Without a word I closed up my grips and took the next train outot town. I had come to thfl very natural conclusion that if men worth $20,000,000 took their smokes at four for five I did not stand much show with the plebeian smokers. " Philadel phia Enquirer. Olvlns; Cane Shape. The cultivation of walking sticks fox the market has boon taken up as a busi ness at some places in continental Europe, and special attention is often paid to mak ing the roots grow into shapely forms for tbe handles. A London manufacturing establishment, the floor space of which covers nearly an acre, has extensive storehouses fillod with native and foreign sticks, from which stock is drawn as it is wanted from the shops. The sticks as they grow ere often very crooked and have to be straightened. A heap of sand is provided on the top of a .hot stove, into which tho sticks are 'Plunged until ther becoma pliable. The workman takes the crooked stick while it is BtUl hot and inserts it in e notch cat in a stout board, placed at an angle inclined from him, where ho bends and strains it. When it has become per fectly straight it is thrown down to cool, after which, it becomes rigid and permanent in Its lines. Heat Is an im portant element in this matter and pro duces different effects on the sevora! kinds of wood, the degree of heat neces sary to straighten one kind of stick being often sumcient to spoil another kind. The same power which makes a crooked stick straight ia applied to make a straight one crooked; so we find that the rigid stems of bamboos, partridge canes, and all the various kinds o sticks that are required to bo curled or twisted, aro by the application of heat mado to assume almost any shape or form. xouth's Companion. GrlmCoaselenoo. "That fellow's a toughl" "Yes." "He'd hold you up at nightr "I believe it." "He'd rob your hornet" , "I think he would." "Then why did you give him a quar ter? - . The above conversation occurred be tween two gentlemen standing on the corner of Broadway and Fourteenth street. 'Til tell you why," said the one who had promply handed cut the piece of .sil ver when "struck" for lodgings money. "One day two or three years ago I waa down on Uanal street. A tough looking chap asked mo for money, and I not only refused, but threatened to havo hlni arrested. I didn't exactly mean it, but he thought that I did, and in his hurry to get away he ran in front of a big truck toaiu and was knocked down and run over. The wheel crushed his tips, and he didn't live over ten minutes. I helped carry him to the walk, and rm telling you straight when I say thai he kept his eyes straight on mine until they closed in death. "There was that in his look which made me feel contemptible compared to a worm, and for the next month it seemec? to me that everybody in New York looked upon me as worse than a mur derer. That man died blaming me for his death, and I d have given live hun dred to see him live. That's .why I come down whenever Vm struck, and it I hadn't but half a dollar on earthed divide it if called npon." New York Carried the Bator. One of the district messenger bors un dertook a novel task Sunday afternoon. lie was called to a rranluin street house, where he found a woman with a baby. "I am going to take baby to the park for an airing," she said. "My maid has gone home sick, and I want yon to go with me to cany ths baby. Yon can doit well enough if you only think so." Tha boy didnot think so at all, but he had no way out of it, and for three hours ha bore the infant until he feared that hu arms would come out of their sockets. "Don't gimme no more calla to that house," he said, when ha reported at headquarters. "I cooldn' stan' two times cl that." Buffalo Courier. A pad Doused with Wnlafsi, While two young women were passing Lincoln's drug store at Qgden avenua and Congress street Sunday evening an ele gantly dressed young man accoetodtham and insisted on accompanying them. His advances were repelled, but this did not rmbduo the importunate snob. Strid ing verbal protest unavailing one of tho young women, who had just come with her companion from a neighbor'a hauss, where she had borrowed .quart of syrup, flung tbe contents of the syrup pail at the head of the dude. The young man hailed a pairing cab and wasdrivaa to the West Side natatcrium to got cleansed. The woman washed .the syrup off hex hands in Lincoln's drug store. Chicago Herald. Tbaee Hanstlng Aire. The way that a popular tune put out its invisible grappling machinery and anchors itself in the mind is one of the psychological mysteries. The first time you hear it you don't car possibly yon may even be glad you heard it. The next time there is a dull, apprehensive throbi then there is thrill of pain, and after that an acute dosire to hurl ocVs lailf into humanity and extract gore from the man who IA rented It. Wash ington Post. Crushed sUel made by iu usAfaaff fcs a rtaaap mill high carbon Mael qwiiiisiisd in oold water from -a it entirely h!f vary m TAKE FOR RHEUMATISM GOUT, BACKACHE, Pains In ths Skfe, U stL. fvlsHat sss.t 4i.sk lAlnffft MaifMlfliA. VMVOICHIU UIS J UlliS-Wf hums aJVjvi ask Sprains, etc, mo., the sW I M PflRTF t) ANCHOR"-! PAIH EXPELLEiT wEX&BJlS Tk. nrT liurniiii rn DEalEDY. TT.jhl , th wrwmt AnMln tha imnerlal and naval General nmpltal of Vienna and manr otnera. fn. rhmllpltil TnUmtmlal ml ef Tlmilnil! 1 U1.IP, iu. ,u. , - in EirwJlm-la rtallr excel lent. One ot oorSlatere. aorlorlnjr from Eheo- ! K atlsm for years, could find nothing to core I ir but rour Anehor Pain Kxrjjller. I BO Cents a bottlo. I op most pRuaoisTH, or prasci took j F. AD. RIGHTER & 00., I UO rea4sratf, 2few York. I Jtarepean naasesiKndoutadt.Q'r, . London, Vienna, Rottenlam, Prague, , aoanun, uiten, a unmoors-, aipua.i a run vruaLa awauxs. FREE Books about other Anchor Re medies on Application. 5jLV onuiib inn 1 1 1 I Br' iad J I'llHsAl THL ' CADI L ' CADI O 3CH00!. Of Itll sxTBtsat One ofth (.rrrci.l I onsBa in the world. Oar fWllut mn sjnequalrd, itsd to lulrodne out aptrloT fwrli w ft HI tn4 ru It htoVB fKKtot In b lsMlitr SUfttoTt, Oolf tboi who writ Miutt Betm ttvakt r l 1 tit chine. All 7M htv l da la I fftsj.nt.il to hotv nr fxJt) tt) lhM wh ttlt rottr nrtrhkorj) " sad thote roflsttl Tn b srfnsiiB af thtt adrtrtlMniMil bowl lh imftll nd of Iho Ulo (bQtmlBf at frtrf th irpfrtBcti of U rodaetd IMt tin flflUth put of lUbuIV. Tt Ii a rrtind dwMlM ItU mmk, Un 1 o rarrr. Wi will lt ihow vi how ro 4oa iMki from 93 lo 1 0 doj lit Itut, from th urt.wfth si iprin. fitmtr wnto it Mtt. Wo PrH iiprcH thnrr. AddrM. U. iU LLKTT CO.. Box Strtu, OBTLAKP, UkM . FOR MEN ONLY IWc&znits or uonj uioiaiaa, vaecis .OUR KBIT I MHtm Mo lid I Ol4liTlUbB KssBRsssrl iwitch tn tfao world. rTlU tuutstotpor. nirriutMaMrjr, Both lidlM ind (rat a sUM. with worki ind of SU mIm. Qxm rissvctf la loooiitr mis. icura oai re torothir wltk on? Urro t rulutblolinioriloiuoliofol ttaa sarii5. far iVtA. All tM Wlk Vsa tsmnlaiaU ThtM Mmwoa.u Wll ' itood do to to show whsift wwtrad joa to thooo who coil-ronr frloado fasvd nlehbn and thooo about ytn-HliaUlwri muIu In rainabU trado tut no. which hotda for ran whj oo sUrtod, ndtu wo aro ioalfi Wo pay alt aaprou, lYoiht, oto. Aflar yon know all, If jronwaahSHa to goto worn for ni.ronoa, toxnfkofla S'AO to fliOO pr wtck and npwardJ. Addrooa, Mewardl "sMrw-i IfiUlil. n itfinii r n - tjw amm sasalBSBsrvS'.tuaKi SloiiMHawlaiiranUDittliiE, I will give Fifty Dollars for a case of Ca tarrh, Cold in the Head, Deamess, Hay Fever, Affected Ere -Sight, Asthma or Throat Trouble, I cannot enre wlih my Beacon Light Catarrh Cure. Send one dollar to my postofQce address for a bottle. I will mall It to you at my expense. Hay sTavar Cured with Three BottUs. HENRY A. ZOBRIST, ltU 1-2 Exchange St.' Geneva, N.T. 3-1-one vear, - Ui3- a WfTJW X 1 "aU Tho Best Reinady fa this world, sari 7. Bofhair ef Byraeate, H. ? ts rastar Soanls's Nervo Tonlo, beoaasa mr son vba was partially panllsad tbrea years ago and attaoksct ov Ms, nas not bad any symptoms oi tbern atooo be tooXons bottlsot the rsnudy, 1 most hasroiy tnana ror it. - Kervous Prostration Oured Oaoanait, N Y. Jane, URk I wis not able to do aoythlnz for 19 montta, was cxssAnad to bed most ot tCo time, ooutdn't eat nor sleep, ootild notwa raa all ran i parron prostration. No medicine seemed to Eelp me. Then 1 took Pastor Koenlg a Men Teslo and bo w J can eat and sleep and have no store slcldnfc spells, can do my houstworlc arnlo. lam very thankful for this and recommend the voawMaUanSarers. SUSIE VXHSHNEIDEfX.' ' Onr Pamrlalet for sunerora w urvoua of eases will b aent Trca to any address, and poor patlenta can also obtain this medlclca free tsf oharga from ns. This remedy has been prepared by the Iteverena Pastor Kcenlg-. ot Fort Wayne, Ind., for the past ten years, aad la now prepared under his direc tion by the KOEfttO HEDiCIHE OO., Via tUisa. car. datn BL, CDlCiQO, ItU SOLD -BV DRUOOI8TS. Frtee 81 ser slottle. O Routes lor 5. Dr. 0. T. Horn, agt, Lehighton o more W at avs) mf m rtabtxr Sliurs nnli-ts worn uncomfortably Uth, al 1 utten sup ut tbe feet. t :b "cdlciiesteb" bdoqeu co. ahoe vrttb toMa ( ,1 lined with rabbea i.M l u s w u.e auoe ai .wi a... :ns o r. nrvvents the rufebei, (V! rr t'.o.-Colorirtr OHEdiVE COUNTERS.' J0H5 S. UHTZ, Wholetal Affsal. ALLENTOWM, PA. AT RETAIL BT At)tall dealers can have their names Inserted.. hsra pasppiicatioo. mariT. lssorTi- Piles! Piles! Piles! Prey's Dnlversal PI Is Baposltorr. i. Sure euro for every form ot Plies, Intern tl or external, Itching or bleeding, and lout standing eases. Hat never tailed. Try it, even f too hare failed with every otber remedy. This BoppojI. torr is eoneshsped, easy to apply, safe, neat and elean, and poseuss every adrastage over olnt Kt&ts and salves. Phyilcans nsa In their praot lea. Give It a trial and yon will ba relieved and onvlaeed. If your dnijrlat does not ksep It or get Itipr you, sead lor I rsu, aeaa r 1 vj saau, Prlos.efiCeBts aEoxmid r Pi knM hv Tr. IT. B. Tub JUrDBtw O. VstBTt. i iAaeaster, ftara and t- p. Taoiaas, Ta LetrlgBtorj, Pa, lUBer, u.t. Tho frptiistt county newa ia thk fftK. tmA it.