forretl to Leave Home.
Over 60 people were forced to leave tlielr
bottles yesterday to coll for a free trial pack
age of Lane's Family Medicine. If your
blofnl t bad, yoiir llyer and kidneys out of
order, if you are oonetipaled and have head
ache and an nuslRhtly complexion, don't fall
to call on any druggist to-day for a fret
sample of this grand remedy. The ladle
praise It. Everyone likes It. lirgc slied
package CO cents.
Sportsman Why do you suppose the
stork Is all neck, legs and wings?' "Natural
ist I'robably that ho may ho utllUftl for
boardlngdiottso chicken fricasse.
Oil, What n CoiirIi.
Will you heeil the warning. The signal
perhaps of the sure approach of that more
terrible disease, Consumption. Ask your
selves if you can aflbrd for the sake of sav
ing 50 cents, to run the risk and do noth
ing for it. We know from experience that
Shlloh's Cure will cure your cough. It
never fails. This explains why more than
a Million UottlrS were eoltt the past year.
It relieves croup and whooping couch nl
once. Mothers do not be without it. For
lame back, side, or chest, use Sliiloh's
Porous Piaster. Sold at Uierv'R or Thomas'
drug store.
Lady of the House (to her Servant)
You tell me that you are going to quit my
service, and you know that I have done al
most all your work? Servant Yes; but
you don't do it to suit mo 1
Put on tlie llrnfces
K you mid you are going down lilll In point or
health. Falling strenctli, Impaired digestion
and assimilation are the marks of decline.
Cbeck these and other Indications of prema
ture decay with the grand vltallzer and restrain
lag tonic, Hostetter's Stomach Hitters. Iii-glii-nlng
at the fountain head, the stomach, the
Bitters remedies Its InelMclency, eoirecM Its
errors, and sets It vigorously at work. The
digestive organ Is thus enabled to thoroughly
separate iiom the food Its nutritive inliirliiles,
which the blood assimilating, Is enriched. Thus
Is the system nourished, and being nourished
strengthened, and abnoimal waste ot Us tissues
stayed. Appetite, the power to rest well, a reg
ular habit are also re-established, and the vari
ous functions move once more In their natural
and tiealtlitul groove. The Hitters, moreover, Is
a sneclilo tor and preventive of malaria com
plaints, rheumatism, biliousness and kidney
troubles. I in.
In Russia a man may appear as n wit
ness In a lawsuit against his wlfn If he
has the nerve to do It.
Jobu Nowyon 'have graduated, I sup
pose you feel ready to earn your own liv
ing? Charles Earn my Hying? If I can't
get a Hying without earning It I might
just as well haye staid out of college.
liurklmi's Arnica Salvo.
The BEST Halve In the world for cuts, liiuscs,
sores, ulcers, salt rheum, fever sores, teller,
chapped hands, chilblains corns and all skin
eruptions, and positively cures piles, or no pay
required. It Is guaranteed In give perfect satis
taction, or money refunded. Price 2(1 rentsper
box. For sale by KKIIKK drugulst.
Only one hook out of 40,000 In tho l!ns
ton publio library fails to be returned.,
A saloon Is like a harbor most of the
Wrecks are to be found outside the bar.
Some Foolish People
Allow a cough to run until it gets beyond
the reach of medicine. They iflen say,
" Oh, it will wear away, but in most rases
it wears them away. Could they ho in
duced to try the successful medicine railed
Kemp's Balsam, which is sold on a positive
guarantee to cure, they would immediately
see the excellent effect after taking the flrtd
dose. Price 50o and $1.00. Trial size free.
At all druggists.
Contributor "How much ought I to
getior that poem?" Editor "You ought
to get about fifteen years."
Mrs. Smith (putting the fashionable
stnngless cap on her head) Why, really, I
don't see what will keep this bonnet on 1
Mr. Smith (shopping with her, glancing at
the ticket) The price, I think, darling.
It is dangerous to tamper with In Hating
iiquiusnuu excmiig suuiis. I'sp. r.iy s i ream
satin, which is saie aim pieasaui, ami is easily
aDtilled. It cures the worst cases t,f i ut.-irrh.
cold tn the head and hay fever uivlnn relief
iruiu me iirsi application, rrice buceuis.
Charged with dynamite A parly who
gets the explosive on "lick."
Resolutions are like messenger boys
Tbey are the easiest tiling Imaginable to
pass.
A Hnbv RiivfHl.
Since birth my bady hail running soies
all over his head, nnd the doctors said thai
he must die, for they could not heal thein.
Instil pvprvtlitnrr T opan lmn-.l .if ln i
was no good. He got so had that be would
not nurse. My husband's sister told me In
trv MiltnlniF lllllon ....... I.
"J ... .iivivin un n,m fulfill lilllll
in them. 1 used a bottle and the sores
commenced to heal. Alter using two Iml
ties more, the sores all healed and I coir
idered my baby sayed. Mother, Concord
N. H.
The conversation turned on tho danger
of being buried allye, when the youngest
toddler In the family ventured to suggest,
"Well, ma, you never will be burled alive.
You snore so when you are asleep."
A Scrap of 1'unnr Snven Her f.lf,'.
wiuiiiui, ......Uj, if, lll.llll'llli;
paper, but It saved her life. She was In the last
4tno-.it a ntf iniiiuiioi.tlA.i ,ti,l l... .,t.....i..i
It 1VAO lust iiti ni-illmirir c-n. . I....
-r-t"- vviijiiiii.iiiuii, iwm iij iiiij-.iiviaiif nun
she was mcuruble una could Iheoniyu short
On a piece of wrapping paper she read of Or.
King's New Discovery, and got a sample hutlle;
It ll.ln.H lia. el... Iiah.iM V. ....... ......I.. . . ...
.w, otic ii.u&ni. a iai);n iiuilie, 11 Iieilr-
ed her more, bought another and mew belter
last, contluued lis use and Is now stronir.
healthy, rosy, plump, weighing 140 pounds. 1'or
fuller particulars send stamp to v. 11. Cole.
--, - m.v . ....... mi iiuiiira in iiiif
UnM(lwrllll lllafnuu.v l.-ruun, llnl.n.Ai. .
wig.uuij .limai i,-uri SJHIIKSIUrt
The talent of success Is nothing more
than doing what you can dn well, and do
Ing well whatever you do.
Life Is the best school, and conscience
the best guide.
A Glorlout Harord.
Since the Introduction of the famous Pan-Tina
Cough and Consumption Cure In this vicinity,
the death rate from consumption has decreased
nuuuciiuu)-, ii never luua u, eneci a cut
fries 2S cents. Trv it. Trial l7 I .mm, ..
Dr. Lee's Liver llejsuiator has done morn tn
relieve the nitlerlini or mankind than all other
uiiuiviHca, ii i-iuca u muiuhcii UI1U 1IVC1
troubles. Trial bottles free at Thomas' Ding
Never ask a man for his adylce unless
you are willing to accept it.
He who can feel ashamed will not readily
do wrong.
An lmnorlalit Muttr.
Druggists everywhere .report that tl
sales of the estnrative Nervine n nerv
food and medicine are astonithing; ex
ceedlng anything they ever had, while
gives universal satisfaction In lirnracl
nervousness, sleeplessness, etc L, Hurt
& Co.,-Troy, N. Y.; Ambery & Miirnhv
Battle Creek, Mich.j 0. II. Womlwnrlh
Co., of Fort Wuvne. Ind.. and hunilml
others slato that they never handled any
medicine which sold so rapidly, or gave
such satisfaction. Trial lxittlee of tbU
jrreat medicine and book on Nervous Dis-
eases, free at T, I). Thomas and W, K.
Biery who guarantees and recommends It,
Traveler (at the ticket office) I want a
half-ticket, too, for my boy. Agent
(suspiciously) Do you mean to say that
boy Isn't over twelve? No only eleven
Oh, well, , all above ten haye to pay full
rates.
It is astonishing how rapidly the feebl
and debilitated gam strength ami vigor
when taking Ayers SaminarilU. For
what are called "broken-down constitu
tions," nothing else has proved so effective
a this powerful but perfectly safe medicine.
COERINA'S WEDDING.
When Jalrni Chow csuie oourtln' Oo
rianna Dowly, Ofsutlwr Peks wm jeet
as mad as bops. Yon se, Corianna.ahe
had kept house for grandther quite n
spell. She wasn't overly yonng, and ha
didn't want to spare her, she made suoh
nlco griddle cakes.
Ho was very fond of gridulo cakoa.
Ho hadn't teeth to ont nothing hard, and
sho inado 'em for him for breakfast, din
ner and supper. Sometimes sho made
'em plain, sometimes sweet. Sotnotime
sho rolled joll up into 'oin. Sometimes
sho put hash into 'em. They was a great
variety, and thoy was always good. Bd
when Jaboz Chow purposed, and Cori-
anna accepted him, granther said "No,"
and said how ho'd cuss her if sho din
obeyed him.
Now, Corlanna could have dono what
sha was n minter for all Qranthor Peoksi
for, as I said, Bhe was risen thirty. Bui
b1i whs a pious gal, and she felt as II
hor gi-anthor's cuss would sort of blight
her, so she told Jnhez she couldn't marry
him nohow until grapther either died ot
giv' in, only she wasn't ablo to help her
self from meetin' him after granther had
gone to bed just where tho punkiu
patch jlned onter tho blueberry inedder,
and the old popler grow. Well, some
mean sneak or other went And told
granthor about it, and ho got up out of
his bed and follered her ono night, nnd
found 'em kissiu' each other.
Ho was a real bad tempered old gen
tleman, Granther Peeks was, and when
ho seen that ho just up and cussed hor
nny way and drove her home with his
stick like she was a pig, after hitting
Jaboz Chow over the head with it. Ja
bez didn't durst hit back on account ol
his age, and granther knew ho wouldn't.
Homo he drove Corianna, and when he
got her to hum there was tho old boy to
pay, you may bo sure. Corianna was
sobbing as ef her heart would break.
"You cussed me, granther," she kept
a-sayin'j "and now it don't make no mat
ter what I do. Sooin' I'm cuasod, I'll
jest marry Jnboz Chow any way. What's
tho use of not doing it now
Well, Granthor Peeks ho felt he'd
mode a mistake nnd ho kinder coaxed
her up a while, and said ho'd take the
cuss back, and got her to go to bed quiet.
But when she waked up noxt day, mean
ing to run away and marry Jabez, she
found granther had been beforo her.
He'd nailed nnd locked and barred the
wholo house up as if it was a prison, nnd
left just a little hnlo in the kitchen
shutter for her to see to cook -by. The
front door he kept the key of in hie
pooket, and ho was grinning like a mon
key to seo how Btnart ho'd been. -
"I guess wo won t have any more
meetin's by moonlight, my dear," saye
he, sardonio and unpleasant as evof
could bo. " When stores is needed I'll
go out, and yon'vo got a pump in Ihe
kitchen."
"You don't mean to lock me up this
way for good, granther?" says Corianna.
'I shall cuo of want of air and exercise.
So will you."
"I guess I kin stand it," says granther.
"When you want fresh nir you kin stick
your head out of that there nppychure in
the Bhutter ana draw it in, nnd today J
want pancakes with rawsberry jell intc
mn and lots of coffee. I.worked real
hard last night puttin' up them fasten-
In s and 1 want stren thenin', Corianna.
She jest looked at him when he said that.
She didn't durst trust herself to say
nothin'. Sho had ideas that sho wns
Skeerful of puttin' into laiifrungo, see'n'
sho was speakin' to her ma's pa, and he
riHln' eighty. Hut nil sho got by that
wns theso hero cruel words:
"Don't gogglo at me, Corianna. Iff
worse than sassin'."
So while she was a-fryiu the cakes she
kept sayin' over nnd over to herself.
"Now I lay me," nnd "Twinkle, twinkle.
little star, to keep back her nat'ral
wickedness. She'd slaved for that old
man and she'd been fond of him, nnd
this Is what hail come of it. She told us
nil this through tho hole in tho shutter.
We got kinder scared, you know, seeinT
the house shut up, and went to call, but
didn't get let in; but arter a while, when
we'd knocked nnd knocked a spell to the
front door and tho sido dbor, we went
round to tho hack, and thoro was poor
Conanntis tace a-sticklu' out of the hole
in the shutter. The tears rolled down
her cheeks as sho told us the story, and
wo had to cry, too, ine nnd Miss Pinney,
and Miss Peters and Marin Brown.
Maria Brown she was just propositi'
urenitln' down the door and carryin' poor
Corianna off when a upstairs shutter
opened and Granther Peeks poked his
iieau out.
"See here, folkscs," said he, "a man
has a right to keep his house shet 01
open as he pleases, and to order his wim-
niin folks as ho sees fittin'. Yon tech
bolt, or bar, or lock, or hook onmynrem
isos, and I'll slioot you down fust and
have you took up for burglars afterward,
ana I'll hev tho law on -my side. tn.
Then he showed us a big boss pistol, and
says he, "it s loaded," and we scattered.
But I wroteon a piece of paper. "I'll tell
JabzI" and gave it up to Corianna, pre
tendln' to kiss hor good-by. And never
was I bo thankful that I oilers carried a
pencil In my pockot for now recipes.
For she needed comfort, and I guess
them words gavo hor a little. I kept my
promise, and that night Jaboz pranced
about tho house, but couldn't get a peep
ai ner. no nioro ne couldn't for a cou
ple of days. But at last ha thought ol
tootin' through a flail horn. If there was
anything Granther Peeks liked it was
tisti. Ho he says to Corianna, ' 'Peek out.
Corry, and seo ef that's shad; shad's in
season."
So Corry poked her head out of the
nolo and saw Jabez blown' the horn.
and as soon ns ho saw hor he tip and
Ktsseu ner at tho shutter hole.
"Keep up courage, Corianna," ho. said
"this thing can't lost lontr."
"I sha'n't," says Corianna: "that 1
know. Granther says the law can't
make a wan open his dpors, and I don't
reckon it can; and nobody has a right to
demand my freedom, as fur aa I know."
"Your busband would," says Jabez.
"I ain't got none," says Corianna.
"Have one," says Jaboz.
"How be I to go to my wedding?" says
uonanna.
"Corianna," says Jabez, "let your web
ding come to you."
"Corry, how's the flshf" says Granthei
from Inside,
"It isn't shad," says Corry, "and
guess it's Btale."
"Oh," says Granthor, "don't buy none
ex. it's staler
"I sha'n't," says Corry; "I'll lookkeer
ful." Out of the winder she sticks her head
again.
"When your granther is at tea, Co
rianna," says Jabez, "you coma to the
hole. It's 0 o'clock, I supposer'
"About 0," says Corianna.
"Thing will be fixed all right aftei
that," says Jabez. "Keep up yout
sperlts."
"How's the fishr asks Granther Peeks.
"Awful!" says Corianna", giving Jab2
a Kiss ami drawing her head in.
She felt lota happier, for she had oou
fldenoe in Jabez, though alia didn't know
how lie was going to fix it.
That evening she came down to tea all
dreased up, and sha made Granthei
Peeks a lovely lot of oakes and an ome
let, and he sot down to table just as the
ci octt smicK o, wim a crnsn row er tnmot
his chin, and began tn eat aa ef he hadn't
had anything before for n fortnight; and
M soon as he did so Corianna began to
fan herself with a big palmloaf fan that
always stood behind the kerosene lamp,
and says she:
"Oh, for a breath of air! I've got to
have a breath of air or choke!"
"You kin git it at the hole in tho win-
dor, then," says Granther Peeks. "You
know my reggyhitlons."
Then Corianna she new to the winder
shutter hole and she poked, her head out,
and there Bhe saw a sight!
Close against tho house stood Jabez
Chow, with white gloves and ft white ti
onto hiin; nnd behind hltn was his broth
er, Pluinmer Chow, ditto; and t'othot
side was Sally Post, all rigged up in
white, with a bouquet, for bridemaidi
and between thorn was Dominie Chal
mers, that had baptized her; and next
him was Oomiuio Brown, from Porter-
town; nnd all over tho garden was scat
tered tho fust rosldents of the village,
and all tho little boys and gals was
perched on tho fences; and tho man with
melons had stopped his cart to see the
stieotaclo for such it was and there
was 'Squire Peeler, justice of the peace,
perched on top of tho wood shed
"a-walting my turn fur to act In thlj
here case, ladies and gentlemen," hosayi
in them there commanding tones of hls'n.
Well, when Corianna saw all this sha
turned first red and then white. We la
dles all kissed our hands to her, and the
jedgo atop tho woodshed ho h'isted hlsj
hat. Tho rest of tho jnon all took oft
theirs, and tho dominie ho turned nrouud
and lifted up his hand, and commenced
to talk jost as ef ho was in meetin'.
When ho camo to askin' whether there
wbb any ono preseitt that could cive a
reason why that there ceremony should
not perceed ho waited quite a spell; bul
nobody answered but the jedgo, who re
marked official and serious from the
woodshed, "Go ahead, dominie!"
Then tho dominie went ahead, and all
went on quite reg'lar, oxcept when Cor
innna disappeared from the winder hole
qulto sudden becanso Granther Peeks
bellered for more honey, and once when
she had to fryhim another cako to tor.
oil with which spaco of time we occi
pied singing hymns.
However, the dominie got her married
all safe, ring on and nil and writ out a
certificate, and tho witnesses signed it,
and Jabez kissed her and so did the
bridemaid; and then the.squlro came
down off the woodshed and went round
to the front door, and batterod onto the
panels nnd rung the bell until Granthei
Peeks stuck his head out of the winder,
and says ho:
"How do do, jedge?"
"Fair to rnlddlin'," says the judge.
"Why don't you open your door, Mr.
Peeks?"
"I ain't openin' no doors jest now,'
says Granthor Peeks.
"Guess you've got to," says the judge.
"Thero's ft man says you've got his wife
shut up there."
"I ain't!" says Granther. "There aiu'l
nobody here but Corianna; she's a spin
ster and my grandarter."
"Mr. Chow, you jost step here," sayi
tho judge.
So Jabez comes around the house.
"Demtvud your wife," says the judge.
"Well, I'm here, Mr. Peeks, for thai
purpose. Yon'vo got my wife, Mrs.
Jabez Chow, in there and I want her,'
says Jabez.
"Your wife?" says granther grinning.
"Yes, sir," says the dominio following.
"I've jest married them."
"I assisted," says Dominie Brown.
"Will tho witnesses come forward?'
says tho judge.
Then we nil trooped around the house.
"You see, granther," Bays Jabez, "Cu
pid don't need doors to get Inatef there'i
ever so little a hole in the shutter."
'Twas a very romnntie.il Bpeech, but
the occasion kinder worked Jabez up, 1
reckon, and he was sort of inspired.
It seems that just then Corianna wenl
up to granthor and Bhowed him her ring
and her certificate, and that settled it.
In n minute more he opened tho doo:
and we walked in. He was cryin' hard.
"Oh, Jabez, Jaboz!" says he, "how
could you? Nobody else kin make pan
cakes that I kin digest only Corianua.
Now-1 will starve to death!"
"No, you sha'n't," says Jabez." Can'i
you board with us, or we board witl
you? and she can fry 'em all day, if y'ot
want her to nud,shu's bo disposed."
"Of course I will," says Corianna.
Then Granther Peeks got out his red
pockot hnndkercher and wiped his, eyes.
"Ef you'd explaiued. thet there to mt
beforw, Jabez," says he, "I wouldn't hev
made no objections; but doin without
Conauna's pancakes was a matter of life
and death to me, my son."
Then thoy shook hands; so did every
body all round, and we had the biggest
supper that night, nnd the greatest dance
In the barn afterward! Mary Kyle Dal'
las in Firesid') 3ompanlou.
An Kterlantllifr Chimney.
To build n chimuoy that will draw
forever and not fill up with soot yot
must build it large enough, slxteer
inches square; use good brick and claj
instead of lime up to the comb; plastei
it inside with clay mixed' with salt; foi
chimney tops uso the very best of brick,
wet them and -lav them in cement mor
tar. The chimney should not be buill
iigni to ueams ana rafters; there If
where the cracks in your, chimneyf
come, and where most of the firps nriirl
unto, ns the chimney sometimes gets red
hot. A chimney built from the cellai
up is uetter ana less dangerous than one
hung on tho wall. Do not get your stove
pipe hole too elbse to tho ceiling, bul
about eighteen inches from it. New
York Journal.
The I'ollte Frenchman.
When Gen. Morenu was in the United
States he was ouce tho victim of arathei
droll misunderstanding, lie was pres
ent at a concert where a piece was sung
oy ine cnoir with the refrain:
"To-morrow, to-morrow."
Having a very imperfect knowledge
of English he fancied it to be a cantata
given in his h6uor, and thought he dis
tinguisheil the words:
"To Moreau, to Moreau."
"Each time the refrain was reneeted he
rose to his feet and gracefully bowed
on nil siues, to the great astonishment
of the audience, who did not know whal
to jnake of it. Le Figaro.
A lleurty Uuter.
A well known traveling agent for a
Philadelphia carriage paper has carried
off the honors for eating in this city. At
a recent meal for himself he consumed
two whole chickens, fried Maryland
style, five pouiuU; ouo extra porterhouse
Bteuk, ten ears of com, one dozen toma
toes sliced with onions, one quart stewell
potatoes nnd one dozen corn cakes. He
wns the only mau who partook of the
meal.aud he did not fall into ashes when
A Yaehtllic Cotuine.
Rich nude (affeotionately) My dear,
as you are so fond of going out yachting
With the VOU11DM11M11. 1 luivo 1iAitil,l
ft ynohting- ootmne, which 1 had made
iu uruer.
Pretty Niece (ecstatically) Oh, yov
dear, sweet old uncle! Wht h
teriall But what is all this stuffing
uiumiti uia Kuouiuerw
Uncle (imitefitloutly) Cork. Good
News.
A REDWOOD GnOVE.
Col. Ariuslroii'i'H Xs 111 for 11 rublle Inrk
That Will 11" t unite All OIImt..
The liewspap 'is b.ivc not hold nf
story that our townsman. Col. Arm
strong, is to present the state with u
tract of redwood land iu Sonomi county
for ft park. We innde inquiry of the
donor and found the rumor correct, only
that ho does not intend to give it to the
state or to nny particular municipality
or society, but to trustees, for the use of
the people, for posterity and for all time.
This magnificent gift of 000 acres lies in
Big Bottom, near the extremity of the
branch of the San Fraifbisco and North
Pacific rallwny, nbout one mile from the
river nt Guerneville, in Sonoma county,
and accessible by rail from Sun Francis
co, which is seventy miles distant.
It is the last considerable tract of theso
big trees In this region or so hear tho
city. Of course there arc other scopes of
scattered timber in the hills, scrubby in
growth nnd out of the way. But this Is
a grand forest of monstrous trees, much
on level laud, bordered by tho side of tho
Mount Jackson range, with tree trunks
from five to fifteen feet in diameter nnd
more thnu 000 feet high, Intermingled
with various other sorts of growth, occa
sional firs, laurel nnd other woods ndd
lug to the beauty of the spot.
Tho donor says tho gift will not be
fully appreciated for the next fifty years.
Then, when no other spot llko it can bo
found in reach, his motive will bo un
derstood. Tho trustees will be solocted
nbout aa follows: Perhaps tho chnirman
of the Golden Onto park trustees of San
Francisco; the landscape gardener of
Central park. New York city; the chief
justice of thofiiipromotourtof Califor
nia, and n'local trustee of this county.
Theso gentlemen and their snccossors
forever will havo control under but few
restrictions- in the deed of trust. One
will bo that no timber shall ever be cut
or trimmed unless it bo- blown down.
Another condition will be thnt tho park
shall not bo n pluco for encampment, for
fear of firo, nnd shnll only bo visited, in
daylight.
Thero will bo drives, paths and the
like, as well as many ornamental struct
ures, and a gateway and fountains in
keeping with its purport? for which n
sufficient endowment Is to bo plnced in
the hands of the trustees. Tho details
cannot be given for publication, nor iu
fact are they completed. But it is un
derstood that some of tho work will bo
done in tho time of tho owner, and that
he will retain control for the present and
as long as he lives. Out of the 000 acres
about 200, with valuable improvements,
orchards, buildings, etc., are being put
into condition for yielding a considera
ble income, and much of it is ns fino laud
as lies in Russian river bottom.
After Its income may no longer be re
quired by tho family it is provided that
it shall become part of tho park, nnd the
trustees will bo directed to use such por
tion ns may be convenient to erect glass
houses for propagating strango plants,
ilowers, trees and shrubs, to be used in
bordering tho drives' and ornamenting
tho ground. It will be seen from the
sketch that tho plan is for posterity, nnd
It will take a long while to work it out,
though in tho main the naturnl features
of a wild forest are intended to predom
inate always. Cloverdnlo Iteveillo.
Tlurlod the Choose.
In tho suburbs of Boston lives a mer
chant who Is something of an epicitro,
and not Infrequently ho brings home
with him from the city on his return
from business some tid-bit or other. Not
long since he found some particularly
choice Roquefort cheese, and tho day be
ing Saturday ho took a piece homo with
him for his Sunday dinner.
Arrived at tho station he was met by
his mon with the buggy, and in driving
homo he put tho bundle on the bottom
of the carriage, where it lay forgotten
until tho next day. At dinner he re
membered the delicacy, nnd sending for
Patrick, he asked whatho had dono with
the package of cheese which ho loft on
the bottom of the buggy.
"Was that chase, sor?" responded Pat
rick, In evident surprise.
"Yes, of c6urso it was cheese. What
did you do with it?"
"Well, upou me soul, sor, it never in
tered me comprehension, that it was
chase. It smelled that poworful, sor,
that I thought shuro It wero dead, sor,
and I wint and buried It, maiiln' no
harm." Boston Courier.
Photographing n ltlrd In Its Neat.
Mr. John Watson, at a meeting of tho
Kendal Natural History society, do
scrilied the manner in which ho had been
able to procure a photograph of ft wood
cock sitting on Its nest. He w;us.walk
ing in tho neighborhood of Arnsido, u
village on the shoro of Morecainbe bay,
and observed one of the birds on its
nesl, which was placed in an op?n situa
tion. Ho watched it for somo minntos,
and wished that he had some means of
transferring the picturo to paper. Ho
shortly afterward fell iu with a friend
who fortunately had with him his cam
era. In the course of an hour and n
half, during which tho bird snt ai if un
conscious of their presence, they secured
four negatives. A picture of tho nest
and eggs, after the bird had been driven
off, was also obtained. New York Tele
gram. An Untimely Discourse.
A man CO years old was married re
cently in a small German town to n
woman ton years his senior. The "youth
ful" bride insisted upon having ft great
wedding, with the addition of a "spe
cial" marriage sermon from the lips oi
her beloved pastor. Tho groom, nfter
useless protestations, assented to the
wishes of his future better half. Hie
feelings, however, can bo imagined more
eaBily than described when the beloved
pastor began his sermon with tho text,
"Father, forgive them, for thoy know
not what thoy do," New York Tribune.
An TiiiiioBglulllty,
Mrs. Brown You shouldn't wear youi
hat on one side.
Little Johnnie Well, how could 1
wear it on both sidee? Epoch.
Sew York " OrnceroMoa."
The grecereeses of New York, to coin
ft feminine term, number 880. Nearly
all are widows. Mrs. Catherine Egbert,
of No. 017 Washington street, the wife
of n skilled mechanic, preferring to be
independent, conduct a retail grocery
business by horself, mid is proud and
happy iu the succtwa she is making of it.
Moro sweet things are done by this
pretty, gray eyed, raven liairad mer
chant than tho world will ever know.
Her ledger is black with bills that she
has no expectation of collecting, but tliat
does not harden her In the leaat, and no
woman or child la ever denied the credit
asked at her counter. New York World.
Ilrtct-mluiiti of Great 3teu.
It is ft singular fact tlwt great men
seldom leave direct descendants. Na
poleon, Wellington, Wtwhjhigton, U
prove this rule. Shakeeoanre left only
two daughters, whose children died
without issue. Probably the nearest
relative to the great poet now living is
one Thomas Hart, a reaidunt of Aus
tralia, who is said to be the eighth in
descent from Shakespeare's suter Joan
Walter Scott's line ended with the sec
oad or third genoraUoo.
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.
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Ooneral Manager.
The Greatest Blood Purifier i
KNOWN. B
Tills Ciic.it ficrnifin Jleille'.ne is tlio.
rlicinctniul bc-t. lZHOWmf h'B j
l'IIt,ltlUTTKltsf(ir$l.(n),lc-,Btli.nij4r 5
0110 rout a ilnsc. It will euro thCjtf'
worst circs of fckln iIWchkp, from a'
it common inmino on 1110 ini
to Hint awful ilfhPnp Serofuln
SUM'lIim IUTTKHS U the.
bent inpillclno to use- ln all
enses of such Muliliorn nii'lFyonr KM
ilei'P senteil illseaBce. I)oncvHnrC(ii
not ever toko JKifnrilor. t'p
BLUE PILLS
(ho purest nnil liestif JfoH 1180
...e.llelnocvermri.10. Sunmr BiUer3
IayonrTongnaOoatecbS' 1
wIllinyclWstlekyDon'tw.ilt. until yon
Hiil)tniwe? lsyournro iinnlilolownlk.or
breath foul ainlA'flro lint 011 your kick,
nfTi'iisIvo? YoiirniutRetponiont mice, it
Blomncli Is nut-lll euro you. Sulphur
nf oilier. UePWllIUers is
SUiVn"V:itsl'o Invalid's Friend,
lniim'il!ntelyriio yoiniK, tlio brpiI nni 1 1 Ot
is your I'r-artcrhiK nro noon niailu i ell by
ino tlilek.Jritaiise. Iteniemlier Mint you
'I'j, i"-jtf reau Here, 11 inny pav your
11IV, I, II..O (-..,1,1 (Mlllillt a.
Don t wait until to-morrow,
I. l.na anvnl I. . .. ..1 ..... I
Try a Bottlo To-day I K3
' ff Arc you low-spirlteil nnil wenk.
jpor- funVriui; from tlm cxren-es ni
fyouth" if ho, SUI.l'JIUU IUTT1-.US
fnrlU euro you.
Semi II 2-eent Ktumps to A. 1'. Onlwuv .t Co.,
Huston, .Muss., lor bent meillealwoik ubll-.heji?
Qoughlng
IS Knturo's effort to oxpol forciftn sub
stances from the broiiehinl iinnsnges.
Frequently, tins causes iiillaiiinintion
nnil tboneeil ot nn anodyne. No other
.expectorant, or nnoilynn fs equal lo
Ayor's Cherry I'octoral. I assists
Naturo in ejeetins tlio niiieiis, allays
Irritation, liuluees repoie, nnil is the
most popular nf nil eough cures.
"Of the many pieparntlnns beforn tho
public for the euie f eolils, eouchs,
, bronchitis, anil Umlreil diseases, there
Is none, within the riingo of my oxpeii
oncti, so reliable in Ayer's Cherry Pec
toral. I'Nir years I win subject to enlili,
folliiwuil liy'terilhloeiiiiRlis. About four
yearn mio," when so nlllii'toil, I was ad
vised tn try Ajf.r's Cherry I'eetoral nnd
to lay nil 'other remedies aside. I did
so, mid within n week was w'ell of my
c.ilil anil cough- Since then I have
always l;ept llils preKirntion iu the
house, ami feel comparatively neciiro."
Mrs. I,. L. Jliowii, Jlomuarl;, Miss.
"A fow year ago t tonic a aevare cold
which affected my limns. I hull a ter
rible eouli, nnd passed night after
nlRlit without sffep. The doctors (fave
me up. I tiied Aer's Cherry l'ectiirnl,
willed relloved my Iiiurh, induced sleep,
nuil afforded tho rest necessary for tin)
recovery of my strength, lty tho 0011
liiiunl use of the I'eetoral, n permanent
cure wns affected." Horace Kulrhiotbcr,
Itockinuham, Vtk
yer's Cherry Pectoral,
Dr. J. C. Ayer tc Co., Lowell, Mass.
Sol.1 by all DruggUU. 1'rW 1 ; l bottles. 6.
Tho dyspeptic, tlie debilitated, wheth
er from excess of work of mliitl or
body, drink or exposure In
Malarial Regions,
will find Tint's l'llls tho most cental
roktorHtlvo ever oltureU Ilie sulTerlng
invalid.
Try Them Fairly.
A vigorous body, pure blood, trans
nerves nnd a cheerful mind will resulU
SOU) KVKUYWH1S1U2.
B1NKSSC!!
rbs tiiwt mmI niily ootuMipd i
aotbilv. Pslli-MUUw, I
iiili?eadBtn.iuoMu.i7fiitf I
'Hop Bosteis
A mirreJlaii coibluiillao uf ntetlluU u.-tiU
JfrevU toM, nulucli, Piiw BaImaui, &itl tti
rst-tipuod uul upraAtl iu oiumUu, mil mmu1 tu put ua,
'j'ht Nw JCttUud rwuwHljr
1'AIV rc luHHiumal!tw r UfftLRru
wtii'tbur rwwnl r rhruwio, n lutvtltu- wtwi-f 1 U-i u
luw OMUkwtl, i uldi tUktUalljr JUt Uio ftll-pimurlul o.tHii-
'I'hv iarUur wM4rrrIU inogttwoeU.vUallxMt
a ad mttorod to btudtb auhX vlgur.
HOI' 1'I.AHTKUM nv9r li r or frrlliMr. Axr
Hd Lgr UbwuMtdH of puiilu m wavy walk ot litv
aIwajta wub iifiM ad Mtklantiiin.
OVIt ArrrK.TJOX- U et uf daU
fiH.l y.pii mUi tkuif Hit I. tit it -.f in .1 .'n ' ''
fi UUtlU III),) iJltt't4 hilnW I IK r'iH i nirftuit (-
HOP PLftTt'HCO .Phophii frown. BOSTON
1 iii ii ht I l l i tl. luuMiNr ' J . V.
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sum 4TA4VA Ui
If ,
JOflN SEBASTIAN,
OI-IIOAOO, It!.. Dcro'll ckotftVass. Agent
1 73 i-
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Wo!iS'4i0i8!aoking
yon savtt oti pn't of Shoes a year, and
nbottlu .tit. i fentdlaata tlireo months,
rorliowr . iauv jouph Ulookluj? will one
year's ruvliif? 1m ehoa Iieather payf
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will Stain Oli & nrw runNiTun Varniih
will Stain amno Ann Cminawanc at the
will St aim itnvwAtic tatne
will Stain voun old Raskcth time.
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COUGH OR GOLD
Throat Affection
Wasting of Flesh,
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tfPowert you can be relieved and Citred by
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EIY'S CATARRH
Cream - Balm
Cleanifs the
Nasal Fniaagra,
Allays Fain and
Inflammation.
Heals the Soros
Restore! tho
Sense of TaHe and
Smell.
THY THK CUUK3AkY"FEVEp
A imrtlrlc is iihhlieil into v:u h nostril aiul ih
UKrcoHltU. I'n cfio fiiis ur (IniriHts; h mall.
revisit rt'H, irficis,
KI.Y Jtltoriliats, rrtJV4n nsr.lKewYnrk
tiiii;(ii j L I "Ail
HATTTTHM ' IniiBlnn Hhora are
uaUilUll wurrimivtl, uml every pair
Iiuh hU nn in o nml prian Miaiiuieil uu botluiit,
boys
5ES.
L. DOUGLAS
$3 SHOE GENTLEMEN.
Flue I'nir nml I.nreil AVairrrouf (Jrulu.
Tlw cs t'lli'itoa and w nrlnu iiiiallthAtf tbU hue
ranuut Lo lit-1 i-r hIiuh u thuu l tin- fctmu vuUutm
UU'utHof IU tbituktautU 'f toiitaiit tarr.
St". OO (ieituliiP IIntnl-i'wed, ad flegaot and
O At v Unit (Irt'HM HIin wlik'b commend lslt.
Syl.OO llmul-Kinved Vrll. A Uu calf Sbua
uuequ&Ilett for ut lo uul durability.
SO. CO Ouoilyeur W e 11 I- tlu- taudard Uresa
O ftuui, at a popular prict.
IQ.CO I'oliremHii'H Sluio UcaiUlly adapted
O for rallnuu! mt u, fanm-r, tU'.
All luMA hi CuogrvAa, ltuibm aiul lce.
$3 & $2 SHOES LAIMES
i' i kj .
roduosa
bsve Leu most fsvorabljr received sloce let
and the ns'eat liupRivenu-nls msku Ukeiu slpsrkr
to sny sbues suld si Ihsss prkt.
Ask yoiir Deslsr, saa If !m csuuut suppljr you send
illreet to rsetory eulosUui advertised prwe, or
IKiStal for .inlrr t.Unkii
V. 1.. DIIHil.AS. Urocbtoa, Mass.
Adam Mi hrltam &on, Agents,
I.KllllllITllN.
Read the AiHocute. I
N.
j iff
OF
PCI
AhUHW m t 1
MS. JiL
Tied His Horse ts s O.slmiiprr.
MiHK Pnoper. a daualiter of the nuvel
it. .l.iiiKM ri iiuiiore CoojM'r, Htiili's that
w hen in Pnii' she kjw a Fnnt-L translH
Uoii of her fmher s tule, "Tlio py," In
which tliere were several mistakes, but
one of them va such that It was itlmoit
liicrwllble that any one could nosribly
lmve been guilty of It. The resilience of
Mr. Wharton, one of the characters who
figure in the ' story, It gpokeu of by the
author as "The Locusts." Now, the
tninslator had evidently been Ignorant
of the circumstance of tliere being nuy
species of trees bearing this name.
Having, therefore, looked up tho word
ln his dictionary, nnd finding tho defini
tion to be given ns "Lea Smiterelles"
grasshoppers thus ho rendered it ln tho
text. Presently, however, he cniuo across
n paragraph in the novel iu which It wns
stated that a visitor to tho houso of Mr.
Whnrton had tied his horso to a locust.
Then It might bo naturally supposed
thnt tho translator would nt once havo
discovered his error. Not a bit of it t
His reasoning would npponr to havo been
somewhat on a parity with that of a cele
brated countryman of his, when ho do
claredthnt "if tho facts do not agree
with the theory, bo much the worso for
tho facts."
Nevertheless, the writer seems to hare
been conscious thnt somo explanation
Wns duo of so extraordinary a statement
ns that a horseman had secured his steed
to a grasshopper. So ho wont on gravely
to Inform his- readers that in America
theso Insects grow to an enormous size,
and that in this enso ono of these, dead
and stuffed, had been stationed at the
door of tho mansion for tho convenience
of the visitors on horseback I Bookmark.
Slunley After His Ueltirii.
Nothing worried Stanley more than a
tnp at tho door while he was writing.
He sometimes glared liko n tiger ready
to spring. When his courier knocked
tremblingly nt his door he would cry
out, "Am I a prisoner in my own houso?"
"I've brought you this telegram, sir."
"Well, I detest telegrams. Why do
you persist In bringing them?"
Every time Sail, his African servant,
approached the deu tho least thing ho
expected wns that tho inkstand would be
thrown at his head.
Ono day ho originated a new way of
saving his head. Ho had a teleyrnui to
dollvor, so ho ingeniously fixed It on the
end of a long bamboo, and getting the
door just ajar ho poked it into the ropm
nnu uoiteu.
Although averse to readimr corresnoud
ence, Stanley read some letters with
keen delight, and one in particular from
n little girl. It contained the following
clinrnctoristic lines:
"It jvas very kind of you to go through
sucli perils to rescuo Euun Pasha.
liked so lpuch to hear of your fighting
against tho dwarfs, nnd should like to
see ono very much. Thoy must look so
funny, being so small. I am a little
school girl at school, and Inm 11
years old. I am very fond of geography.
and am always longing to go round the
world." Scribner a.
Ho Wanted tlio Host.
'Speaking of tho Hindoo deity reminds
mo of n story a friend of mine told me
tho other day about his Uttlo boy, nnd
which Is entirely truo. Tho little fellow
is ven bIow dressing in the morning.
nnd to euro him of this habit his parents
told him tho next time he failed to bo
ready as soon as the others ho would
have to go without his breakfast. Being
tardy again, when ho camo to the table
he was informed that he must either eat
bread and water or do without eating nt
all. Tho boy wns silent and would not
eat. The father, not wishing him to go
nitoKotner without rood, enld:
"You might be situated so yon would
uo glau to have bread and water. Sup-
poso you wero away out on tho oceun.
and tho angels should fetch you bread
and water and tell you that ,you must
eat that or nothing, what would you do?
I woulUn t do neiver, was the nn
awer. "I'd just want what God had for
breakfast." Pittsburg Dispatch. '
Kxplodlug for Water.
Tho practice of American oil well
sinkers of firing tho torpedo to start a
dry or Increase the flow of a sluggish
woll has been taken advantage of in Eng
land successfully in the case of water.
At the Home Bay Water works a well
bored into the chalk ft76 feet deep from
.tho Mirfuro yielded littlo or no water,
and upon tho ndvicu of Mossrs. John
Taylor & Son two charges of roburite
wero fired the llrit consisting of twen
ty-seven lKimids of tho explosive placed
nt tho bot'oui of the bore hole, nnd the
second of twe.ity-five pounds at fifty feet
above the finier. The second shot had
the desired lesult, nnd pvoduced n 'Vol
ume of water estimated at 50,000 gallons
a day, which lose to the top of the well.
Now Oileann I'ienynne.
Luiisnago Oddltlos.
ill a recent lecture a professor of lan
guages, in commenting on the difficul
ties foreigners lind to overcomo before
they could muster our language, made
mention of the following philological
odditiei: Tha letter o changes lover
into clover: d makes a crow a crowd; k
makes eyed keyed: g changes son into
song: 1 Irniipfiirms a iar into a jioorlj
s changes a hoe into n shoe; t 'makes
bough bought; and w "makes omen
women. St. Louis Itepublio.
A Study In I'lilloloj.-.
Sumwny It is strange how one word
brings, up another in the liiind.
Mrs. Sumwny So it is.
Suinway Now the word "sordine"
alwayg suggest to uie l'e word "com
pact." Mrs. Sumway I wonder why.
Sum way Beoanse they compact
come packed very compactly too. West
Shore.
AVImru She Sliuuld lie.
Mrs. De Piwhlon Wliatt Did your
daughter marry for love?
L Mm. Oldtime Indeod tho did. Would
you liko to Me her?
"Well, yen, unlets she is exhibiting
herself it borne dime museum." Qood
News,
A Little ltiisty on Osldes.
Professor Klotfif I r41ed, Mr. Qrubb,
to inquire nbout your sou .Tnuit I
haven't seen him at the academy lately,
I hoiw you liuve not decided to keen hill)
out of school.
Parmer Unihb-rWell, I dunuo. I've
set Jimniio to blswtitig out stunii for
awhile till ha gets his bearings nguli).
I Ktiwia we oin wvo him, but he win
purty'badly out o' plumb. Came home
t'other night and commenced to talk to
me about Iron ox hides. Chicago Times.
Iloiv lleuutltul Is Htufe,
She What a wonderful thing is nat?
lire I How grnndt IIow oomprelmn-
nivel '
Ho Yum; ern the smallest plant or
the smallest Insect has got a Latin imine.
Texas Siftlna.
A Negro's Btouster lfeatl.
Abner Dorset t, a uegrollviiiK ln Hickory
Mountain Township, North Carulina , lua
the largest lied of any person In tlu
UnlHu outtee ao far as heard from it
la thlrtv-two Inches in diameter, and
gives Abner a decided "top heavy" ap
penranoe. St. Louie Bepubho.
Modern Science
lun iliwmeml that nil H wed in
MICHOLES
TlllTCflirM Hll UIH('H1(1 CHI1 lie ei.l ' I v dOMloV
llitf tlM'Hc Mk'inhcs, mitl tin1 oin i Hied "j;
earth the will unonudlsh this without Irnrm tu
the tmtlertt (a
Microbe? Killer
It Is a IIiiiiiiiikIi lihioil pin Itl'-i . a wonili itui
antlsi'iitlt'.liiKl t'ont:tliilnt: no iltuu wlinti'vi-r. Is
perfectly nfi'.
The Micnoi'K Knirli K i'iinisisru nt dis
tilled water ImpiVKimlrd Willi K'tvpriill germ
leatrmiiiK unsei Mliirli pt rineiiles and purities
tlie entire si em.
Semi fur our IllIllK
Kliliijf history "f M1
erohes. mid discovery
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COLLECE DEPARTMENT
t'urnWhes s f all UUsnieal Uonnwof fotiryesrs.
Ulirins, incluilln Insrd, S Ilia for IWweotl.
ACADEMIC DEPARTMENT
IVpim l .r Cllfj-. Ti-nrhlnf. UliflnfS, io
,i ...'"'"rs 'lT'"''"'" '"'rrt SJIHtlnr Witssts
Untitling lmteit l,y Mrtnm t'..r nntalofruss, spnlj to
Rev. T. L. SFIP, D.D., President.
IRIGKET1 OOOkfi
URAHIt fll II DIN
jlf na.l aiirt I h. -tnui Mm .flF
I'liuahKi.fiiiA
THE LEADING SCHOOL Or
OriJuato, of both pip, a- I tt.l lo riwd po'lil'.n
V1P 8.. lid for Clrruliir ud Report otCuiuuin.
(17 1" c'rru',lf'nn 's f?nivipg
V- Llx Ijpratiso we (iirnibh
nil, the Into t lor.nl jnews in tho
host stylo. ?nmplp ua
srnacDmsoN
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ricouri I ii I
)U, tin tvorlit, Uur ricilitiet art
unvquairu, ana to in truant- out
urrlor ruodi tr will itndrmi
toosK riRioir la cieb Incklltr
at tuv Only lhoi w hr writ
louiH oacan ttiak far ol
Ifl Ibvrhinct All you htrt to do la
m rtljirn ii to thun our fooAt to
thot who call- yuur nclcbUon
ind thuio r round you Tnc bt
'nf.
PYlf
coji. Tho following cot
how tht imtll end of tfao ttl.
jWtt ih appetranco of II rcducad to
about th flflUthpart of It bulk It ii a grand, doubWtita UU
acopa.aalarffaaa U fair lorarrjr Wo will alio ihowou how ou
can niaka from HU to (K 1 41 a day at leaat, from tht ittrwith
out aiparUnpa Kcttrwrittatoncc Wo pay lletprcttchtrrtt.
AdJfi H. II ALLETT h CO., BoiHHU. f'UHTL A M D, Mil I
rat'or LOSTorFATLlKa HAWH00J),
i J I Weakness of Uody and Mind, Effects
bMti, Snto Si MHmh fully ltr.lorr.1. IfowlarhUrrt aai
lUotulelT tinfll(nir "UMK 1 UK1T W -lnt flit In dy.
Uaa ickitfr rcom to hutt od tflcM iouatrUa. Hrlla than
JtebfrlplW Hrtok, oiptanatlua and prooninalrrdltriltdifrto
tdra tniC MtUlCAL CO.. DUFFALOi N. V.
All Kind of
Neat nnd C'henp at this
0 Aire
Thousand. li(Vt Dt. a in?rmanonllj cured by
I'llll ADKI.l'Hl 1'A lat cat once, nooperatloa
crh jiof itinafrom liiiMiiPft-. I u v ii.runuunctti la
curaldby utbtH-j want ml, tvinltuM irculir.
CURF GUARANTEED. imiiuf.rB?is.
'uiwi
tluittkcfprr Warrantdli-7(
ouu uolp numtar catc
wflh wurka aod uml ol
rqual alua ON K rtKKOMlt)
Ii luralltv can aeeurti ouo
. turlh with our larra
taluabli mt of Household
Namiilvo. Tbetc aatupl,aa wall
thsi mi si. m fk'Vf. All lua work roii
nraj Uu U to ahow what wo ad you ti thM who eaU your
Mati.li and iinirhl. itandlb abulou Ihatalwayarttulta
m valuabla trad for u, whi hhuldi fui -ar warn one lUrttd,
and hui wo ar rrpaid v .v all triin fttlabt, tt Aflaf
rtix know all. If you would l.ki- iu wo,k ua. you ca
aarnrrom &lzt to Ki(IO wr k and upwatdi Adim
Mtlnoou i Co.. ltu x b I . l'orcitiud, Malue.
Slop lliat llay.liiio. nnd Spilling.
I will Rive Kltv Dollars for a case of Ca
tarrh, fold ln llm Head, Deatuesa, Hay
Feyr, AITmIpiI liypblnlit. Asllmia or
Throat ThiiiIiIp, t raniint curt wllh my
llrnrou' l.tiilil Calarrh t'urn. Send one
it nl la r lo my postnlllce address for a bottle.
1 will ni.ill It lo yon at my xpne.
May 1'iirar Ourtil itli Tlireu llottls.
HBNHY A. ZOHItlS-T.
ll 1-2 Exchange St.' Geneva. N.Y.
2-1-nne year.
ADAH BACHES JOJIN EACIIES1
CONTRACTORS.
Lt'liighton, Cnrbon count, Pa.,
JtetpacituHy Inform the pnblle that tbey
are prepared in do all binds Of
Bniluifii aafl Plemliing Work,
Such as mil 1 1 iik in llulli Tubs, Closets, 4c,
at very lowest prices and in Ilia best pos
sible manner. Estimate cheerfully furii
alml nimppllcailnn. 20i3i in
ih.nt in nir. prolan,
Iiavn.sriasquslltissrUMtinsd, setuslly
UtoctMi by best. iJTil irr Til I! lilvUlXlT.
niHHAIJ. UY DEALKRg QEMP)urj,T. ltiv
Piles! PilesU Piles!
Trey's I'uhersal I'iIi- Kiiimslimy K surv
curi' furriery rn iti of I'll, -..niii ru.il m c.ernal,
ili'lim in hlffilini', nml I, aim -.i.in.lMi iwi
Iliiiwi.i i.iiliii. in it. ,.ii ir bave
laih-il null fir iilln-r ri-uuUi 1 !ti . . iiosl
tm is i'iuu-siiuit ii, i ii... i-v ii. m it sail
i li .III, .mil 1'iiiesei tv t i ,i.li ,11,1,1 , otllt-
iim'iiIs iiiul salv i s rii si, rtii- i, . i h 1 1,, ii pract
iii l .li f II . II lal aluj i in i i i III, h in i laud
mutinied if miui dlii!L:lsl Um in l Li It 6r
get It tor you, send tor it by msii, iTioe, sa Cents
sBui. Address, AXUHtw II Fsir
Lancaster. Pa Sold by Kr N B. Heber X
lloru ami T U.TIuiiiisj, lii.Leaigbtou.I'C.
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