ill Ip 0 ft FINE $i.OO a Year in Advance. "INDEPENDENT " Live and Let Live." $1.28 when not paid in Advance. VOL. XVIII.. No 43 Lehighton, Carbon County, Fenna., September 6, 1890. Single Copies 5 Cents OEP the f Carbon Advocate! tf2 WBEKS J rJOB PRINTING I AT THE ULowest Prices J Dr. C. T. HORN, AT THE Central Drug Store, T1IK IUllH.IC MQUAttK - Bank Street, Lehightoti, Pa., IB IIKADQUAHTKHB FOlt Pure Drugs find Medicines, Fine Snaps, Brushes, &c, Ac, Choice Wines nnc. Liquors, Wall Paper and Decorations Spectacles ! When you buy a pair of Shoes you want a good fit. -Hut If You need Sl'KOTAOI.lta It Is much more impoiutnt that the KYE should he accommodated with correct lenses and a proiier lv fitting frame which will bring the lenses di rectly before thecentre of the eye. If nubuy your spectacles at Dr. Horn's vou will find the above points properly attended to. PEHSCHtPTIONS Cafifillly MmM OctlS-1887 This standard brand of plug tobacco is acknowledged to be the best chew and the largest piece for the money in the niar 'ket. Vinco tin tag on each lump. Its extensive sale for many years has established its reputation. There is nothing better, t Try it. For sale bv dealers and trrocers. Had the Desired Effeetl 4 Oibboixtoh, QnHEN Co., III., Nov., '83. ' I highly Teoonunend Pastor Koenlg'a Nerve Tonlo to anybody that lias suffered from head ache bi my son did for 6 years, because a bottle a the medicine oured hlin. ' M, MoTIQUE. J Saved Her Life. NhtV Hinut, Court., Feb. 9, 1880. This ii to oertlfjr that my mother baa suffered from nervous weakness for over HO yea.ru. Wt have tried innumerable remedies and phys solans, aha also vent to (Jermany for her health, pending to all thousand! of dollars vith only temporary boneflt. At laat we tried Pastor KotDlg'a Ketve Tonlo and Elixir of Iron, and I honestly and sincerely believe thai the not only received more benefit, from them than all others combined, but would have died before this with out them, aa aha was vetting weaker every day, before wo began with the above medlolne. 101 XB. HOtt'f. F. EUNI, 77 Chapel It. Our Pamphlet for sunerers of nervous til aeaaes will be eer.k live to any address, nud fioor patients c ia eVuo obtain this niodlciue ree of chargu Tutu na. This remdv tia3 been prepared by the Kevei end Pastor Ka'nlM, ot lort Wayne, lud , for the pust ten yearB, au,l la nov, prepared under hie Uuec tlou hy the KOEtilO MEDICINE CO., CO Wll W1!D). c:r. CU'.u Ct., C1IUAU0, ILL. SOLD BY DRUGGISTS. Prlco SI dottle, a Itoltlcs tor iTt. Dr. C. T. Horn, ngt , l.chighlon Dr. H. B. REINOHL, Graduate ol I'hlla. Dental Collexe. DENTISTRY ! IN ALL 1T9 IIItANOUKM. Persmalion or the Teeth -a Specialty. OFFIOK UOUltS: l'rom 8 a. in. lo E p. 111, OAK HALL, Market 2?u&ve, Uauch Chunk. llllANOH OFPIfK: EAST - MAUOH - CHUNK, Two Doors North of Tost-Onlee. OFKIOK HOLIIttJ: 7 to tin. 111. and MoT p. in. April mm Ni'il UKrli'R : -Over .1. W. ltaudcnuush l.lipmr store, BANK BT11EKT. UWIOIITON. neutistrv id all Us branches. T-eth Kxtracled ftitlinutl'ain. tiasaduiJlilslBrettwhenreiiiieHltMl, OfnYe Uy -9fOKpin ul eaoli week. P..V ttdll.eHs, Al.bKNTOWN, 3 " UhUth county, l'a. AL. CAMPT5ELL, Jeweler ami Watcltiiiacr, Bank Sireet, I.eliiglUon, Asnim. Kcspecttnlly Invite attenllon of Ids friend indll.ctHmttie)irMiiy to ills inuneiw pevr stock of Watches, Clocks, ui F.rlues Uit defy contpelltlsil. It will ivav sou a can una inapwi my elsevtiieiv. tuuk bejore puratutn'g IEPAIIUNO Promptly done t lowest charge, and all work gur,.l.I4reii. tlou't Pored the Place. SIGN OP THE BIG WATPH, B&nk St Leliighton. TOtCO . S. P.abenoltl, T). D. S Weisprt Business Directory. JJUUNiaiX HOUSE, KAHT WHIHSI'OHT, 1'ON'A. fids unuso olTers first class necnirurrrHlatimis to he penimuiMil boarder and tranitii guest l'nnlo, prices, only One Dollar iter day. atur7-iy John lliuiinn. l'rnprli't,.r. Oscar Ghristmau, WKIKtU'OltT, I'A. Livery and flxrhmite Slulilrx. rtnsv riding carriage, and safe ilrlvtmt horses. Best accommodations to agents mid travellers. Mall and telegraph orders promptly attended t. (live men trial. ' inavai-l Tho - Woissport - Bakory, n. w. i.auuv. ritoi'itirmut. Delivers l'resh llrend and Oultes in Weisspnrl, lAhlirhtou ami vlclnltteseery day. In the slope I have n Mite Line of conreetlnnen irtlii. Ilnllduv Trade. Sunday selmola and fps- vals supplied nt lowest prices, .tec;t-itiii. Over Canal Btilie E. ffasprl UNDERTAKER . AND DUAI.Elt IX MTRNfTURE, PARLOR StlTTHS, BKD ROOM SUITES, ., c. I'rlces the xery lowest. Quality fit ocds the best. Satisfaction ipiaranteed In tvery particular. Cnskot.fi, Cofllns and Shrouds. We have a full line which He will furnish a die lowest possible pilces. Plour, Feed, &c, the choicest quality at very reasonable prices. Call ,inil be loiivliiceil. JOSEPH P. REX, Aprll-ly UAST WlilSMI'OUT. Dtt. G. T. FOX, 172 Main Street, Bath, l'a, AT KAHION, 8WAN till nil.. Til KS11A VS. A I' Al.l.KNTIIW S, KAUI.K IIOTK1,, TllltlMnW vtIUnoor, HnnvtitVAV iiousk, Moniiami. KT IIAT1I, WWINKHlUVK AN11 SAT UltllAYH. Olllce Hours- From !t a. 111. to 4 p. m. i'nicllce limited tii disease nf tho Eye, Ear, Nose & Throat fc"Ald. ltefracllonnf the Uvea or the adjust nieiit nfitlassei, , . Sale bills printed nt this olTirt' nt lowest prices. THE POLICE GAZETTE I st lit' only Illustrated paper In lite umid cnutaliiini; all the latest sensational and spoil tug news. No saloon keeper, Parlter or chili room can afford to he wfilioiit It, It alnays makes irienils vlieroer It (iocs. Malted In any address In the liHlted States, SPCiiirly wrapped, 13 weeks fur 91. Send Ihe cents tor sample copy. Kielinrd K. Fox, Franklin Kquaie, New York City. Subscribe lor nntl rend this paper. Purely local. One dollar a Year. more of this. Itublicr Shoes unless worn uncomfortably tteht will often .Up olt the feet. THE " COLCIIESTF.lt " ItUHBEn CO. otTi-r a tlioe with Inside or heel lined with rubber. Tttt, tiltty to tlie Mlioe and prevents the rubber fr,ui hllpiilug en. fall for the "Onlcheeter ADHESIVE COUNTERS.' JOHN . LENTZ, Wholesale Airent. AM.F.NTOWN. FA. .IT RETAIL HY lletall d.Mtlers can have their names Inserted here onappllcatitin. inayn, lsto-yi EMORY Mind wandering onns. Bonks learne.1 In on nmluia'. TnttiaioalaU front all tHUt. Of tUrt Blub. rnktp rncK. if in ou a. Iaumi.b, atr ranit. nt ou ipliutlf.n.tu i'mt. cirui av. new Ywk, Hoary Miller, WRTSRPORT " PLANING - MILL. ilAKUFjAgruitBil 01' Window and "Door Pha-mrs, Doors, Sljutra, . window fnslies, iMouldings, Brnekete, AND DKAl.KIt IN All Kinds (if Dnssel Lmnlifir lUiiiiRles, Pailings, ITemlork Lumber, &r., &r. Very Slowest Prices. Joseph F. Hex, Catarrh 5S a Wood disease. Until tno poison la expelled from tho system, there can 1)0 no cure for this loathsome and dangerous malady. Therefore, the only affective treatment Is a thorough cour90 of Ayer's Snrsapnrllla the best of nil blood mirlflors. The sooner you begin the better ; delay is dangerous. " I was troubled with catarrh for over twb years. I tried various remedies, and was troated by a number of physi cians, hut received no benefit until I began to tako Ayer's Sarsaparllla. A few bottles of this medloino cured mo of this troublesome complaint and com- iiletely restored my health." Jesse M. Soggs, Ilolman's Mills, N. C. " When, Ayer's Sarsaparllla was rec ommended to me for catarrh, I was In clined to doubt its efflcnoy. Having tried so many remedloa, with little ben efit, I had no faith that anything would enro me. I became emaciated from loss of nppotlto and Impaired digestion, I had nearly lost tho sense of smell, and my system was badly deranged. I was about discouraged, when a friend urged rue to try Ayer's Sarsaparllla, and re ferred me to persons whom It had cured of catarrh. After talcing half a dozen bottles of this medlduo, I am convinced that the only sure way of treating this olwtlnate disease is through tho blood." Charles II. Malouey, 113 ltlver St., Lowell, Mass. er's arsapaiilla, t rnKrinrn bt Dr. J. C. Aver & Co., Lowell, Mass. Price t; (It bottles, $6, Worth ti a bottle. Professional & Business Cards. W. M Rapsher, TT01tNKY An OOlTXRKbLOK AT LAW ' First dnnr above the Mansion House, MAl'rit CHUNK, PE'N'A. fenl Ksiate and Hnlleennii Ascites. . Will Uuv lid Sell Heal Hslate. (ftntevnnclug neatly done, olleetiuns prnliiplly made. Nettling ICstatesot 'cc.-uenis a specially, may oe coi'suucti m K112IW1 and (lei man nov. ses-vi W. G IVT. Soiplo, I'lIYSIOIAX AXP Rl'llfiKON. ?oiiTir STnr.r,T. - lkhicihton. May lie consulted in Hmiltsli ami (lerman. peclaliiltenlliiu given In UMiecolojiy. Oi'kh-k tlni iix; Fiom 12 M. to i 1". SI., anil mm n to 0 1". Jl " mar. ,11-vl WIDE-AWAKE TRADESMEN have learned by experience that the only waterproof coat they can sell to a cowboy or hunter ii ihe Pommel Slicker with the "l ish Ilrand" Trade Mark on it. They are the beat waterproof saddle coats ever made. They keep the saddle, the horie'a back, and the rider thoroughly dry and warm. No saddle sores from the galling of a wet aaddle. When used aa a walking coat, the ex tension front buttons back, and the Slicker is changed at once to an ordinary coab Just try one, they cost but liltle and will prevent colds, fevers; rheumatism, and other results to exposure to the weather. Beware of worthless imitations, every garment stamped with Fish Ilrand " Trade Mark. Don't accept any inferior coat when you can have the "Fish brand Slicker" delivered without extra cost. Particulars and illustrated cat alogue free. A. J. TOWER, - Boston, Mass. F. I. SMITH, D. D. S Ofllce opposite the Opera House. Bank Htreet, Zeli ton, Pa. IMiNTlBTllY IN Aid. ITS DHANCHKS. Flllliu.' and makliu: nttlllclal dentures a special ty. Local aueMhetlcs used, lias administered ami Teeth Fxtracted WITH OUT I'A IN. OFFIC'K HOUllS: Front s '. m., to 12m., from 1 i. in., 10 a p. 111., 11-0111 7 p. ni tos p. tu, ('miMillallims In F.ugli.shor (iernuit Olllce llouisal lliuletun -Kvory Saturday, let IJ-KI -lv DENTISTRY, Br. J. A. Mayer & Sen. lr, GEORGE H. MAYER, s (irailimte from the Dental Deiurlment of the Uulverally of l'eiiiiaylvniiln, has oieuelau otllee in tile stttiie luilldlui; with ins iuiiter, setHinu unor in me nay vviuuoiv, IW nilOADWAY, MAUC1I CHUNK, FA.. and Is now nrenared to receive overvnueiit need nf II ml -class itentHl service. luue t-au-tf MANSION HOUSE Opiioalte I H -K. DeiHit, BAKU 8TIIKKT. . LKIMGHTOX 0. 11. lloll, l'ltOl'lUlsTOU. this house otTersflrHt-elHSM aeooiuuiudatinns for ronslent and iiermanent Uianlers. It has been icnly rellttisllit all Its ileinirtments, and Is ItMMtt- ed lu one of the most picUirewiue iiorlions of the isjroiiKli. 'rVrnis moueritle. feaf The li A B la iiippllcd Willi 'lie elinieest wines, idipiors anil igaia. areii iwri i.n nin PRANK P. DIEHL, Noivrii sTitKirr. , lWlloal UlAckainlllufe Uorsliner Is preistred to dn al work In his line tu tlie beat manner mid at the lowest irhn-a, l'leaae c.ill. onvtsMitVly. PACKERTON HOTEL, Jlidway between Miuiuli Chunk & Inlflilmi 'I.. II. V. IIOHI, Proprietor. I'At'KKRTON, - - - fsNica. 1 Ids well-known Hotel Is ndiuirahlv refilled, and luia the lieat aeconiiuodHthuis for iernianelil and anslent lioitrders. Kieelleut Tables and Uie ej-ry heat l.ltioora. Kbshlesallai'hed. yl Ian D. J. K1STLER Itt'M-ftfully .uBm.uot-Cjt' .4tnitli tii ! lie h.is I ,. ni-J .iNKWwJJ Kil l l ai'.I.I v urbpared rvfiiriitsh Ictim iiil I lutl he Is tin I uncial-., li uteit no I'.vt nt rmsiut-so in) 1 il, .1 OkjsI ltlier.it lei in Ins 1, 11 at Hi,- , ilmist' will if ,i ,11,-iitlmi SlAULKo N NOUTII hl'KIET. oexttoe Hotel, lelilnhhui. Uir.VH All the freshen counry news in this pauer. Read it. BtWOAlNltfc FOR. A "FLICKER. THE HEATHEft HILLS. I often think as I sit alone - How we two Kit In the diwV Hsgelhtr, And I hear you oalt the cattle hm ' Across the hills of heaUier. Your "Cuslia! Cushat" rings out clear, With all the tntwlo'a underfionlng, And 1 look, as though I did not bear, At the grain's steady glowing. I see the ruins of castle walls, , With HcoMLsli Ivy drooping over. And just whera the dying sunlight falls A maiden wnlte her lover. The "itonny Doon" bathesherliare, hrownfeet, The grailng klne away arjs "straying, And she calls thoui with her "CuSha" sweet. Mourning her love's delaying. . And Jack cornea over tl furs orowned hIB, Jean, lmppy, turns In greollrg. The bell ot the distant klne Is still. And day and night are meeting. Your song grows fainter and yet more faint. You come to my Fide In the gloaming. "What scenes," you ask. "iloen the firelight palntt Where Is your faney roaming?" Sui ray dreams are goue, aud you and I Sit and talk hy the fire together, Till the stars shine out In the frosty sky In the dark winter weather. And these other dreams go as they come; No more wo Bit in the dusk together. While I henr you call the cattle home Across the h'ills of heather. Itulh Hall In Good Housekeeping. JOIINWALTON'SKEVENGE "Ho off from here, you little beggar!" Haiti Oscar Ronalds 'iinporiously. Tho speaker was a well drersueil boy of 14, autt tha words were addressed to a boy of about his own age nntl his sister of 8. Tho contrast between their out ward appenrnnce was striking. Oscar was of light complexion, and looked like a petted child of tjie nrlstocrncy. He held a club in his hand, which, it might bo judged from his scowling face, he would not be Unwilling to use. Johii, Walton, who confronted him without fear, was a stouter boy than Oscar. His complexion .was dark, his hair, black as the raven's wing, hung over his forehead. His clothing was coarse and well worn, his pant were tucked up nearly to his kneos, and shoes imd stockings were luxuries which ho dispensed. His little sister, terrified by Oscar's rude manner, clung to her brother in allnght. "Don't be scared of him, Lizzie." said .Tolm. "Ho won't dare to touch us." "Won't I, though?" said Oscar, clutch inghis stick tighter. "Not if you know what is best for yourself," said John, looking fixedly at liinu '.You nave no business here, you beggar, said Oscar furiously. "I am no beggar," said tho barefoot boy proudly. "This is my father's land.' Can you deny tliatr demanded Oscar. "I know it is, and I suppose it will.be yours some day. "Then, why have you intruded here?" "I did not suppose it would do any harm to pick a few berries, which would otherwise decay on the vines. ' "Then you know it now. I don't care for tho berries, but I don't want any beggnr s brats on wyfather 8 miicer "Stop there, young master," said John firmly. "You called me a beggar and I did not care much, but if you call my mother by that name you II be sorry." "I?" fcald Oscar contemptuously. "What will you do?" "I ll beat you with that stick you hold in your hand." "Then I do call her a beggar," said Oscar furiously. "What are you going to do nbout itr "You'll see." John Walton let his sister's hand' fall, and springing upon Oscar wrenched the stick from his hand, laid it over his baok with sharp emphasis three times, and then flung it into the pool hard by, Leaving his young enemy prostrate he took his terrified sister by the bund and saying, "Well go home now, Lizzie,' walked qdietly away. Oscar picked liimself up, mortified and furious. Ho would have pursued John and wreaked instant vengeance upon him if he had dared, but in the hands of the young savuge, as he mentally char acterized him, he had felt his own utter inability to cope with him, and resolved that vengeance should come in another shape. "My father should turn tho beggars out of house and home, he muttered "I wish they might starve." Tho father of Oscar Ronalds was the proprietor of a handsome house and largo landed estate, including several tenements which he rented out. In the poorest of these lived John Walton and his mother. They lived poorly enough! bow it would be bard to tell, but nt events they lived and never sought help. When Johu told the story of his cn counter to his mother shewasdisturlied fearing that trouble might come of it, So, indeed, it did. The next morning Squire Ronalds, with his stiff, erect figure, was seen ap proaching the widow a cottage. Mrs. Walton opened the door. "Won't you ooiue in, Squire Ronalds?1 she said nervously. "No, madam, I have but a word to say, and that is eoou saiu. Are you aware that your Iwy grossly insulted my son Oscar yesterday?" "He told me tlmt Osear calleti me names, and he knocked him down. He has a nasty temper." "Your on is it ruffian, ma'am." "Not so bad as that. He is a good boy to me. Squire Ronalds. "It is a pity ho cannot treat others with proper respect." "Do you think be was, wholly blame?" "Owtnitily he was. My boh caught him tiuspasiiiig ou my land, and very properly ordered him off. I don't care to artroe the matter. If he will apoli gize to Oscar I will let H pass. Other wise, as your month'- up today, I shall require yon to leave this tenement." Johu, who liad been inside and heard what had been said, came forward loot tag resolute and self sustained. "I sliall not apologize to MasUr Oscar, lr,n lve said. "'It is he who should apol oAze to me." "Apologize to you! That would look Hightat of all in Leavening Power RoYal ABSOOJTEDf PURE woll, would it not?" said the uquiro scorn fully. "It would bo right," said John firmly. "Yon aro an impudent young rascal." "Mother," said John quietly, "thero is no use listening further. I shall not apologize, and am ready to take the con sequences. Don t be nlanned. I n take caroor you. "You must loave this house to-morrow," roared Squire Ronalds, in a very undignified rago, stamping his gold head ed cano npon the ground. "Very well," said John. "Good day, 1 sir," and closed the door, leaving the Bquire under a vague impression that he had got tho worst of the encounter. "What shall we do, John?" said Mrs. Walton dismally. TU tell you, mother," said John. Thero is nothing for 1110 to do here. We'll go to Brandon, where thero' are woolen mills. Then I can get a chance to work, and I'll rise, nover fear. It is best for us to go." The next day Mr. Ronalds' tenement was empty, and no one know whero the family had gone. Oscarexulted in what he regarded as his triumph. Twenty years pu,sod. To the bare footed 1y they brought wonderful changes. At 34 he found himself super intendent of the mill where ho had en tered as a poor operative, earning a sala ry of $3,000 a year. He had bnilt a handsome' houso, over which ilia mother presided with matronly dignity. His sister Lizzie was the wife of a young physician in successful practice in the same town. One winter evening they were all seated in a luxuriously furnished room, before a glowing fire. His sister had come to siiend the afternoon, but wan prevented by the violent storm from re turning to her own home. What a storm it is!" she exclaimed, shuddering. "I pity those who are out 111 it." "Yes," said her brother, "it is the most violent storm of the year. The snow must lw two feet deep at least. But we need not feel troubled. It is summer in doors." "Who would have thought, Johu, we should come to live 111 such comfort? said his mother. "Twenty years ago we were lioorly off." "I well remember it. It was a lncky thing we came to Brandon." "bo it lias turned out. lint 1 was alarmed when you quarreled with young Oscar Ronalds. "I have forgiven him. The liann he intended has only done us good." "Havo you beard anything of him lately?" Kot lately. His father died ten years since, and I am told Oscnr is very ex travagant, that is all. . The storm increased in violence, shak ing the house, firm and strong as it was, All at once the door bell rang sharply. Ill go myself," said John. "The sorvant may not be able to close the door again." He owned the .front door, and a sharp cutting wind entered with a flurry of snow. Will you give me shelter?" said a faiut voice. It was a man who spoke, still young, He stepped in quite exhausted. John Walton closed the door. "You have had a hard struggle with the storm, have you not? he Baid. "I have indeed. I am chilled to the bone." Como in to the fire," and John threw open the door of the sitting room. He perceived that the stranger had no overcoat and appeared thoroughly chilled. Warm drinks were ordered and in half an hour he was more comfort able. He looked thin and haggard, and his face bore the impress of dissipation. He had more than once looked earnest ly at John Walton. Finally he said abruptly: Will you tell mo your name? Your face looks familiar." "My name is John Walton." "What?" said the other with a start, "Did yon live when a Imiv in the town of M ?" 'Yes, but I don't rememlier you." 'I am Oscar Ronalds," said the other in a low voice. "Is it possible?" exclaimed the throe. and they involuntarily glanced at thaill clad stranger. 'I see what vou are thinkimr of. I don't look much like the boy you use?! to know. I have lieeu wild and extrav agant, and lost or squandered all my property. I have gone down hill you have goue up. "I am sorry for your misfortune," said Johu. "If I can lie of service to yon 1 will." "I came here hoping to get the post of clerk, which I understood was vacant, If I had known you were here I wonld not have come." "And why?" "Becanso yon cannot havo forgotten my ill treatment of you. "It is not forgotten but quite for iriven." said John Walton kindly. "0n- oonfccionsly you did me a service. Tlie clerkship you seek is uiino to bestow, You sliall have it, and I will gnarantee your good condnct. Tlie satary will be small, only $800." "It will be a fin tuno to me who am penniless. God blew yon, John Walton, for your generosity. You shall not find your confidence ill bestowed." I have no more to tell, except then and theiobeguu a new and better life for Oscar, who was after a while promoted, and now lias a modest and cheerful home of liist own witli a good wife to add to his happiness. And this was John Wal ton's revenge, a-nobls aud Christian re vonge, the only one worth taking for an injury. Horatio Alger, Jr., in Yankee Blade. Hard on Ihe Opal. Mists Keeue (who has just read that the boauty of the opal is due to minute assures in the stone) Mr. De Sopp, why is an opal like the dnde who presents it to an actrosis? De Sopp Wtwlly, now, I don't know, you know. Why? Mis Keene Beoause lxith are Interest ing on aoconut of being a little cracked. Jeweler' Circular. U. S. Gov't Report, Aug. 17, 1889. Baking Powder MY MTTLE NEIGHBOR. She stood at the open window, A pieture sweet and fair; My uelRUhor's liltle daughter, A lassie Willi nut brown hair. A bonnle, wfnsoin lassie, With a face like a blossom sweet She stood at the open window Watching the busy street. Homesick and sad and lonely. At the close ot the summer day, I stood at my open window On tlie other aide of the way. And t saw the little maiden, Bo near me and yet so far; In her innocent, childish beauty, As pure as the nngels are. Ami a smile of radiant beauty, As she saw me, flashed over her face Like a rny of golden sunshine That lights up tome darkened place. Kb more was I sad and lonely, And goue where the shadows gray. For that smile of friendly greeting Had banished the gloom away. Oh, bonnlo liltle maiden, If wish of mine could bring Earth 'e choicest, rlcheet blessings To the., on fortune's wing, How free from care or sorrow Thy happy life would be, My neighbor's little daughter. Tlie lassie who entiled at me. -ritlsburg Dispatch. Statues In London Near ono of tho entrances of tho most beautiful park in London there are four eyesores that were once, no doubt, pretty groups of statuary. It is years sinco I noticed them first, but oven then they were hardly recognizable ns ever having lieen ornamental. And thero thoy stand yet, blotched, battered, scabbed scarce crows, such as one could not match in any town in tho world. Half tho Btatuoa in London look like the victims of ery sipelas. In some tho disease is more ad vanced than in others. Queen Anne's was the most distressing case. Tlie fig' tire of that sovereign Uuly in St. Paul's churchyard wis minus its noso.when I saw it first, mid remained in that stato for about ten years. And goodness knows, a nose is a useful member in England, in winter espceiallv. Max O'Rell. Curiosities of the rntent Otllee. The records of tho patent office show some most remarkable devices. Among the instances of this lately qnotod is an automatic batli tub, which stints tlie hot and cold water at a given time in the morning, maintains exactly tho right temperature by a thermostatic arrange ment, rings a ueu when the until is ready, and two minutes later suddenly drops the sleeper's pillow and turns him out. Ou tho principlo that prevention is better than cure another genius has de vised an "illuminated cat. Thisanimiu is built of pasteboard and unido lumi nons with phosphorous, and her steady glare through the livelong night fills the souls of tho rats and mice with dismay New York Commercial Advertiser. The Passion for Knowing. Knowledge is vnltmblo ns a lever to lift men and women to a higher piano of being, but it is not in itself tho bo-all and the end-all of cxistonce. Tho passion for knowing i? superior to thoknowlcdge iUelf, but both together are not sufficiont to insure tho welfare of a nation. Thero must also bo the desire, tho effort and the wisdom so to use the knowledge as to improve and exalt tho character, and so to cultivate tho whole nature of those wo teach as to inako them not only better scholars, but better and nobler men and women. New York Ledger. Height of Luinlnotla Clouds. A series of experiments havo been con incted in Germany during the past year with thoobjectof determining the height of luminous clouds, and a large number of photographic impressions haro been secured. From these a valuable innrt or information on cloud phenomena has been gained. Tho result of comparing tho various results obtained at different observatories goos to show that these clouds havo tho extraordinary altitude of fifty-one and ono-half miles above the sea level. New York Telegram. The Honeymoon nt Sen. A little conversation overheard one evening seems to indicate tnat a sea voy ago is not always tho happiest way of spending ono's honeymoon: "Darling, are you lictter." says lirst turtle dove. "Wo, dearest, worse! What is the use of hav ing a doctor on board who cannot cure seasickness, darling?" A significant pause. "It is absurd," says the first tnr tie dove again. "But how foolish or you not to spend our honeymoon on shore. dearest! I am sure we shall never enjoy it here." London Hospital. A tjueer 1'lttc to Hwarin. Itees sometimes select queer aliodes but one of the queerest yet is the home of a newly swarmed colony in Augusta, Thoy have takon possession of a ventil ator flue of the chimney leaning from tho clerk of court s office at the court house and as many as fifty are at times buzzing around Clerk of Courts Choute's desk. As yet they have stung no ono. but tho occupants of the room do not feel quite at easo. Lewiston Journal. A ml n IllrTerenco in the Hpeakera, 'There is a good deal of difference bo, tween an after dinner and a before din ner Beech." "Think so?" "Cortainly. Tlie after dinner speech Iwgius, 'ITnaccuuistomed as I nm to public bpeakiug,' etc., and the before dinner speech begins.'Mildam, may I ask for a little bite?' etc." Boston Courier. Ho Wanted to Try. "Oh, Mr. Dolbey,"said Freddy, "won't you pleww stand right here a minute on the rug. "Certainly. Freddy," replied Uolbey much amused. "But why do yon want me to stand there!" "Oh. sister Amy wild you were ugly enough to stop a clock and I wanted to st yon do it. Drakes Magazine. i'uuntaln I'en Hack. Get a blook of hard wood 4 by U by 2 iiiom in size, aud bore In it four i Inuh holes. Screw this bit k on your desk, where it will bo handy to slip your fountain pens into. They will alwayi be right end up. Writer. Travels or a t,p. All Oldtown manufacturer bought cap for his little boy in Bangor, and at onuu i-ecogtiined the cloth of which it was madtt an a product of his own tactory The cloth was sold to New Ymk nartt who wdil to Philadelphia maiiufHi'turers who made it into are. and sold them to Boston wholwuth-rs fp.nt whom the Ban gor muirlusiit l'iiKlit LowiKtnn Jnnr ilovv He Kurw, "I but your irirl keen vtttuut of the rid loulous?" "Yet,, she luutjUa all the time i tusi with her."- XMMit Free Pre,. Is the 39tH or February n DyT The question whether the 29th of Feb ruary is legally a day or not has-lately been presented to the courts of Indiana. here is authority lu that, state to the effect that tho 28th and 20th of February are to be counted n one day; but when the supremo court so decided it hail not J examined an ancient. 1'ugllsh vtatntu concerning leap year, passed In tho twen ty-third year ot Henry III, which lienrs upon tho subject. Accordingly, in the case to which we rofrr, the judge deter mined to consider tho qnestion do novo, and ho came to tho conclusion that tho Oth of February mnst bo regarded as a I day in tho contemplation of the law, at least, as much as any other, and must be reckoned in tho legal compulation of time where days are considered. "Is the man who works on Feb. 28 and 29 to havo pay for ono day only?" he asks. "Has a jndgmcnt rendered on Feb. 28 no priority an a lien over ono mdered on Feb. 29? eonld a man sen tenced to be hung on Feb. 20 be legally executed on Feb. 28?" Of course not, Tho confusion on the subject has evi dently arisen from statutes treating nf tho pntire year as a whole. Thus, there Is a provision in the Revised Statutes of New York that whenever the terra year" or "years" shall be used in any law sentence, contract or instrument of writing the year intended shall be taken to consist of 80 days, a half year 183 days, a quarter of a year Bl days, and the added day of a leap year and the day immetliately preceding, if they shall occur in any period so computed, shall be reckoned together ns one day. St. Louis Republic, A Very Good Doa; Story. Tho following dog story is absolutely true, the occurrence having como under the observation of the physician at Old Orchard and related to the attorney npon honor: An Intelligent dog was afllicW by fleas. They clouded his existence, if we may believe appearances, since four- fifths of the time tho intelligent dog was tied up in a double bow knot fighting the smaller and less intelligent but more nimble flea. He had chewed tho hair from his sides, and his eye was lack luster. Tho mangy canino decided to take a bath in tho waves of the ocean, and in doing so discovered that as the sea water heightened npon his legR and sides and back the fleas fled before it as ever the wicked flee. Soon after the dog was seen backbig out into water, a smile growing over his countenance as an idea took possession of him. He was next seen with a huge wad of cotton In his mouth. With this lifted aloft he backed, out. The fleas crawled higher as the sea water rose about him. They occupied his back and then his head, made uncomfortable ns they were by tho salt water. Then at last, as the dog's head sank very slowly beneath the waves, the multitude va cated it, jumping to the wad of cotton that was floating just at the dog s nose. The fleas floated away forever on the fickle wad of cotton, "while" the dog swam ashore, to be forever embalmed in history by the story of the doctor and the lawyer and tho newspaper. Christ Ian at Work. Exorcise Jit Heart Disease. The fact is well known that Ocrtel, tho distinguished German writer, has warmly advocated for certain forms of functional heart trouble not rest, but active exercise, such as mountain climbing. In pursing this practice, how ever, the ntmost care is found necessary, and tho distance to be covered is of course regulated for each patient; and as its object is to strengthen the heart muscle aud promote the circulation, and aa only healthy arteries can stand the strain, such treatment is of course con tra-indicated in atheroma. Formerly the detection by physical diagnosis of a heart murmur was re carded as a grave fact, an adverse con clusion being at once arrived at without sufficiently considering the other signs and symptoms. Such cases, U is found often do well with exercise und outdoor life. Again, in fatty degeneration, the heart in a young person can stand a moderate amount of exercise and tin donbtedly be strengthened, but. it is in fatty infiltration or fatty overgrowth that the judicious use of eserciso doe great good the general diet in such case to be regulated, aud tho general obesity which usually exists to be re moved, by a depleting diet. Some Ger man physicians in their city practice recommend stair climbing when mount ain climbing is not feasible. New York Tribune. No Flats for stent. Young Man I nm to be married lu about a month, and I'm looklng.for homo. What is the rent of these flats? Janitor Hum! Did tho girl you in tend to marry ever have n mother? '.'A mother? Certainly." "A grandmother?" "Of course." "Hem! Let me he. Did that grand- mother have a daughter?" "Why. yes." "And did the daughter ha a daiigh terr' . "Great snake! Of conrse." "Very sorry, sir; but I can't rent one of these flue flats to peoplo like that I'm afraid having children rnns in the rami ly," New York Weekly. Won't Stay. Head. A New York state man named Peter son ditinpiieared about twenty years ago. Bnd Hfter about seven years he wa$ adindited dead aud his estate divided Then he tnrned up aud raised n row, and after a year disappeared again. Thll time thev waited ten years, but he turned up again, and now he has gone for a third time and they don't know what todo about it Detroit Free Press. She Kin-prised Them. "We are accustomed to Impudence,' says an English bookseller, "but the other day a woman managed to give its a surprise. She asked for a partioular recitation, and after n hunt of some twenty minutes the olerk unearthed it in a volume we sell for a smiling. "The womau soiled npon it nd gat down and began to pore over it Th awUtant supposed she was going to 00m rait it to memory, but she mildly asked if she might copy part of It. The assist ant is long suffering, and he said 'Cer tainly.' She thereupon asked if he would lend" her a piece of neper. That 'lend was a dainty piece of euphemism, and he handed over n first class pad to write on, "Then she modestly begged for a pen ril, nnd when he had produced a brand new one. idte nut down and copied every nurd of tho rwit-ntion from beginning to end. Wlioii vile had finished, she Ktttuei'tsd liontelf up, and witltout a word walked off wiUi Iter copy and the aMtrt-nu-aiusw DtwU. " Chatter. The selt-atinoimced victims of treat and long continued persecution are generally gotlstleal old bores. forced to Leave Home. Over 00 wople were forced to leave their lotnes yesterday to call lor a tree Irial pack age of line's Family Medicine. If your lilood is bad, your liyer and kidneys out of order, if you are conslipaled and have liead- rheand an unsightly complexion, iion'l lull 10 call on any druggist to-day for a frtt ample of tins grand remedy. The ladies raise it. r.vcryono likes it. lirge sued acknge ")0 rents. lie ctn finish nothing In this life, but 0 may make a beginning and bequeath a ;ood example. Iteinnrkable Itescue. Mrs. Michael Curtain, l'lalnlleld. HI., makes he statement that she caught cold, which set led mi her hums: she nu treated for a month bv her faintly physician, hut trrew worse. He told her she was a hopeless lctlmof rousttmp- lon ami null no mcu'cine count cure tier, tier lrucclst suctrc'sled lr. Klmz's New Discovery fur Consumption; she bought a bottle and to hcrtlcliidit I0111.1l herself benellted from first dose. Mite continued Its use and after tiiklnc leu bottles, found herself sound and well, now, does her own housework and Is us well as she ver wtts.-l'ree tiltil bottles of this tire at ins overv at Iteber's HrtiE Store, large bottles 60c. ami l.i. Liu on lite left side, says a health jonr- al. If II had beeti a law journal It would have said: "Lie on both sides." TlioltiHH1 1'hiterprlae. The well known mid popular Druggist Thomas as taken the Al'ciicV for Dr. IA'c'k Liver Itegu- latoi, which he lecouimcnds for the quick cure 11 livspcpsta, luiioiisncss, i.iver lomputiw aim ill llhnid Troubles. Trial bottles free. It Is a well known fact that I'an-Tlna Cough iml CoiiMunihlloii Cure has cured Gonsnmiitlon and Chionlc t'ouj-lis anil Colds when nil else tailed. Price -J.-, and no cents. Trial liottle free. i'li'.-se ate the days when all the parlor windows are open and the howling house piano lleud Kcls her fine work In. Wi: have a speedy and imMlive Cure for Catarrh, Dipllicria, Canker Mouth and lead rliv. ill SH I LUII'S UATAltllll KKMKDY. A Nasal Injector free with noli bottle he it if you desire health and sweet breath. Price 50 rents. Sold UieryV or Thomas' Diugstore. "I ti ll you, travel develops a man. If he has anything In him It's bound 16 come utiHn travel." Particularly cicean travel. I.ispepain anil lAver tloiiiiilalnt. Is it not worth the small prireof 75 cents to irce yotirfcflf of every symptom of these lisircmtiiig complaints, ii you mink so call it our store and get 11 bottle of Miilnh s Vilalir.er. Kvrry bottle has a printed tmai'ittilvc 1111 il, lite accordingly, nud if it lues yiiti. 110 cihhI il will cost you notliine. sold al Itiery's or Thomas' drug, stole. It is not neccssaty to go away for the summer, il will come right to you. Cure Vouraelf. Don't iisi v larie doctor's bills. The best uiedient liook iublishcd, one hundred pages, ulesant lolorcd places, will be tent you on receiptor lliree 'J-cenl stamps to pay the lostage. Aiwress a. 1-. wruway iv 1.0., IIuMoii, Mass. Ur. ('.onion Holmes advises singers to wear flannels. We nave nearu singers who should wear flannels a quarter of an Inch thick wear It over their mouths, Though a piece of gurtft percha would answer just as well. Put on the llrakea ttytmniul you are going down hill lu point ot health, l-'itillng streimth, Impaired digestion and assimilation are the marks of decline. Check these and other indications of prema ture decay with the grand vltnllzer and restrain, lug Ionic, Hosteller's Stomach Hitters, begin ning at the fountain head, the stomach, the Hitters leniedlcs Us Inefficiency, corrects its eirots, and sels It MBorotisiy at work, sue dlKCidlvc organ Is thus enabled to thoroughly separate ironi ine toon 11a uuiruive iinui-iiur... which t lie blood assimilating, is enriched. Thus Is Hie st,tem nourished, and being nourished 4i'cii!dhcncil. and ithlioiimtl waste of Its tissues -taieil. Apiicllte, the power to rest well, a reg ular habit are also re-estahlMied, ami the vari ous functions ilium once more In their natural .mil healthful gioove. The Hitters, moreover, Is 11 apccllic for ami prevcntlte of malaria com plain's, rheumatism, biliousness ami kidney titiubles. 1m. Four men stoloa chest of lea; ono of them was. captured at the time, and the other three aflcr a few days. At the trial they said Ihey had thirty-six accomplices. How could that he? Suiely they were foitr-tea-thleves. The tlreat American Chorus. S111-. I1111. suuniiig und coughliiRl This Is Ihe mini,' all over U10. land lust now. "I've got such mi awful rohl In my head." Cure it with lily's Cream Halm or It may end lu the toughest form ot calarth. Mn bo ott have catarrh now. riulhllig Is mole nauseous ami oreaunu. siu remedy masters It as 110 other ever did. hot a mult nor a liquid. Pleasant, certain, radical. "Hurrah! hurrah!" cried a youno; lawyer who succeeded lo his father's practice. "I've settled that old lawmlt at last" "Sclllcd Ii?" exclaimed the astonished parent. "Why, we've supported the fainl ly on that for ll.o last ten years." Some Foolish I'eople Allow a iiiitgh lo run nnlil il Kflts beyond the mich of medicine. They ofleu say. Oh, it iill wear away, hut in mostras.es il weiiw Ihein awity. Could they be in iluml lo try the siieeowd'ul medicine called Kemp's llalmin, which Iskold on a positive giiuruiiloe to cure, they would immediately ee the excellent eflect it Iter taking the tirsl dose. Price 60c and 1.00. Trial slie free. At all (linguists "It was simply an Informal affair." wrote ihe editor of a liltle nrbetry party nt a nelsltbor's house. "It was simply an Infernal affair," read the "Intelligent com positor." and the editor will never gt an other invitation from that quarter, Fitly Spasms a Hay. llud Mrs- II, A. fiardner, of Vistula, hid., lived two thorn-anil year ago she would hate In en thought lo be possessed bv evil spiriu She was subject to nervous prostration, headache, dizziness, backache, palpitation ami forty to fifty spasms a day. Though hiving been treated by eight phy sicians for years without stioress, she was I rmaiieiillv cured hy one bottle of Dr. Mile' Restorative Nervine. A trial bottle of this new nud wonderful medicine, and a finely illustrated Heath free at T. D. Thomas' and V. V. Hiery's Drug Store, who recommends and guarantees it. A stranger passing a church yard and seelim a hearse standing hard by, inquired who was dead. The sexton Informed him. 'What complain!?" aaked the Inquisitive one. Said the old man : "Tnere Is no eora. plftiut; everybody la satisfied." "Il pus light to the sik.i," aavl an old geiillfin.nl, who tiiund great beuetii ia AyerV Sari-npanlla- Hi- , iilt. D reugeaieuU of ihe aloittaek, Mvei and kid iMya are more eperdily letuedsed by A.M medii-ine than aav otnaj. It reaebwt lh iruutdv dirtctty.