"Why do Ui8 politic) parlies have a lot
Of wild, 'vMmiaiy people In llielr train?"
"O, they're the cranks, von know, I hat
turn the machine."
farced tolnve Homo.
Over GO people were forced to leave their
homes yesterday to call for a free trial pack
age of Lane's Family Medicine. If yonr
blood Is had, your liyer and kidneys out of
order, If you arc constipated ami have head
ache and an unsightly complexion, don't fall
to call on any druggist to-day for a free
simple -of this grand remedy. The ladles
praise It. Everyone likes it. Large slied
package 60 cents.
Love li Wind and that la probably tho
reason Why no many vouni; couples, when
courting, make a pair of spectacles of
themselves.
"Ah, yes," remarked Miss Urano, as the
tnen rushed out at tho end of the act.
"Now I understand why they call It tho
drop curtain."
A Bafo Investment.
1 nnn whlMi Iq iniAl-atilppri tn tirllie YOU SatlH-
tactory results, or In ense nf failure n return o(
rmrclia.se price. On tills safe plan yon can
buy from our advertised Druggist a Dottle or Dr.
King's New Discovery for CoUMihiptlon. It ts
ruaraneted to bring relict in every case, when
used toran affection of Throat. Lnngsor Chest,
such as Consumption, Inllniiimatlon Tl Lungs,
Bronchitis, Asthma, Whoonlng Oougli. Croup,
te fit, it. w iilr-nannf. nnd nar-eoAliie to taste-
perfectly safe, an can alwayp be. depended upv
on. Trial bottles tree at KKIlKlt'S Drug store.
Dloodgood' I understand that filyboy
baa broken his leg. IIow did ho come to
do It, Customcnt? Customcnl Ahem ho
lumped his board onco too much.
"And jou ah'ot hiiu, Colonel?" "Yes,"
"Did he welter?" "No. Sir. Tho hegger
bad no blood didn't oven know his grand
fathei's name."
a Great Untile
1 coiotjintlv cnlne on In the human system
when yon suffer with Consumption, Coughs or
Colds I they sti ive to ruin health and drag vic
tims to the grave. Take timely warning and use
Fan-Tina Ooueh and Consumption Cure. 1'ilce
33 ana ou cents.
at Thomas' Drug Store.
"I have some contributions to Prof,
James' census of hallucinations " " IPhat
are they?" "Gen, Greely'a weather fore
casts for last month."
"Jane," said Carlyle on one occasion to
his wife, but then he was no model hus
band "Jane, ye'll find yourself In a more
compact and pious frame of mind if ye
chut your mouth."
Slilloli'B Catarrh ltemedy.
Shiloh's Catarrh Hemedy, a marvelous
enre for Catarrh. Diphtlieila, Canker
Mouth, and Head-Ache. With each bottle
there is an ingenious Nasal Injector tor the
more successful treatment of these com
plaints without extra charKe. Price 50
cents. Sold at Uiery'a or Thomas' drug
store.
"By their work ye shall know them," is
An old Scriptural Injunction. It applies
to all except the tramp, who Is known by
bis doesn't woik.
Answer This Question.
AVhv do so manv neople we see around
us seem to prefer to nutter and be made
miserable by Indigestion, Constipation,
Biziiness, lss of Appetite, Coming Up of
the Food, Yellow Skin, when for 75 cents
W will sell them blnloh s system vital
izes guaranteed to cure therv.. Sold at
Blery'e or Thomas' drugstore.
Investigate a man closely who talks a
great deal about a lack of opportunity, and
you will find a shoemaker who wants to be
come president of a bank.
ure Vourself.
Don't pay large doctor's bills. The best
medical book published, one hundred pages,
elegant colored plates, will be tent you on
receipt of three 2-cent stamps to pay the
postage, Address A. r. Urclway S Uo.)
Boston, Mass.
Jfrs. Querist "Has your husband given
up smoking yet?" Mrs. Quaintly "O,
dear no. Without doubt he Is smoking
more than ever. He's dead."
Take caret There is Danger
in allowing Inactivity of the kidneys to grow
through neclect. The deadly sliolas of llrlght's
disease and diabetes 111 wreck the goodly bai k
of health If It Is allowed to drift ruddeiless upon
them, The blander, too, If Inactive, and Judici
ous medication docs not speedly direct the helm
lowo.u um port oi suitfiy, win oe wiiriiueu uy
the Quicksand of disease. In selectliiEadluietic.
let your choice fall upon Hosteller's Stomach
Bitters, whlcli stimulates the renal omans with
out Irritating and exciting them two effetets to
oe appreneniea irom tne unmecucaten stimuli
largely resorted to. These have a tendency to
react prejudicially. The Bltttrs invigorate the
kidneys and bladder. In common wttli the nerves
ana digestive organs, and so atrord lasting aid.
It also affords dual assistance In nroventltiir and
curing Intermittent! and remitted fever. Bili
ousness, constipation and rUeiimatlsm It also
subjugates.
"I hear you went to the art photograph
ers to have your picture taken. How did
it come out?" "Badlyl It looks so much
like me everybody says it Is lildlous."
Hold it tn the Light.
The man who tells you confidentially Inst
what will cure your cold
ild Is prescribing Kemp's
Balsam this vear. In the urenaratlon ot tills
remarkable medicine for coughs and colds no
expense It spared to combine only the best and
Bluest Ingredients. Hold a bottle of Renin's
balsam to the light and look throueh It: notice
iiue
the bright, clear look: then compare with other
remedies. Large bottles at alt druggists, eo
vents ana 91. sample ootue iree.
Wife (reproachfully), "You married me
for my money I" Husband (suavely) No,
my dear; yon forget you hadn't inherited
it then. I only took the chances."
Miles Nerve and Liver I'llls.
An important discovery. Tliey act on
the liver, Btomach and bouels through the
nerves. Anew principle. They speedly
curebiliouenets, bad taste, torpid liver, piles
ana constipation Splendid lor men, women
and children. Smallest, mildest, surest. 30
doses lor Zb cents. (Samples free at. 1.1)
Thomas and IV. F. Iliervs Urn it 8tore.
A popular soprano Is said to have a voice
of fine timber, a willowy figure, clieny Hps
caestnut hair, and hazel eyes. She must
have been raised In the gieat lumber
region,
A Valuable Discovery.
Dr. Brown Sequard's elixir of youth may
be an important discovery, but every one
knows that Dr. Franklin Milee' New Heart
Cure certainly is. It has given thousands
afflicted with serious heart disease a New
Leue of Life. Druggists who can observe
it effects on many cuituniers everywhere
apeak very highly of it. Mr. John Weaver,
f Kulghtstovn, I iid., says: "I have wild
touch of Dr. Miles' New Cure and have
received many good reports." O. Monroe, of
Dunkirk. N. Y, reports large salee. "And
the best part of it is eyery hottle has given
satisfaction." Sold and gurauteed by T. D.
Thomas and W. F. Diery.
"Faith," remarks a thought! ill exchange
given to proverbs, "never goes home with
an empty basket." Just let the editor of
our esteemed eonteniporay liny a lottery
ticket.
Sufferers from indigesUun, luao of appe
tite, liver or kidney complaint, iheuma
tllm or neuralgia, would do well to give
Ay si's Smruparilla a trial. For all such
disordtrs, no medicine is so effective as Uiu,
trhto faithfully and parwsringly ueed.
THE RIGHT WILL RIGHT ITSELF.
Wben overoome with anxious fears,
Aud moved with pseeton strong,
Deoahse Um tight seems losing ground
Ami everything goes wrong,
How oft does admonition say :
"Put trouble on the shelf i
Truth will outlive the liars' day,
And IUght will right Itself I"
By all the triumphs Of the past,
bj all the victories won,
The good achieved, the progress mads
B&eli day, from sun to sun;
In spite o( artful ways employed
By perfidy or pelf,
Of one thing we can rut assured,
The Right wlU right Itself 1
Unshaken In our faith and teal,
Tit ours to do and dare,
To find the pUos we best can Oil,
And serve our Maker there;
For he is only brave who thus
Puts trouble on the shelf,
And trusts In Ood, for by Ills aid
The Right wlU right Itself.
New York Ledger.
IIow Mechanics Are Hade Now,
"The way In whloh men learn trades
In this age of the world," said a man
who has made a study of the auuieot,
"is at variauoe with the way they sed
to learn,
. .
In the old times when a man
went to a trade he liettan and mastered
it pieco at it time. And by and by he
could make whatever he was working
upon entire. I know a man who works
in a watoh factory. He has been there
eleven years, and all he knows is Row
to make a ualanoo wheel, ABiae irom
that he knows no more about the mech-
antsm of a watch than a man who never.
Baw one.
"Another man I know works in a wag-1
on factory. He works on hubs. Noth-
infj else. Another man works on spokes,
another on tho tongue, and so on, but
not one of them knows how to put up a
Wagon as a whole. The result is if one
section of the labor In a large factory
goes on a strike it throws the whole shop
out of balance, what affects a part af
fects the whole. Labor has made great
strides iu the last twenty years. This
thina of teachlnij one meohanio one thing
and another something else was wisely
Bohemed by somebody. By it, if the
plan continues, the mechanic will soon
be 'master of the situation." Chicago
Tribune.
A Singular Man.
One of the most remarkable human
curiosities ever seen has just been ex
amined by M. de Quatrefages, the
French naturalist. He is a Provincial,
named Simeon Aiguier, and is 80 years
old. Aiguior, thanks to his peculiar
syctem of muscles and nerves, can trans
form himself in most wondrous rasmon.
He has very properly dubbed liimBelf
"L'Homine-Protee." At one moment,
assuming the rigidity of a statue, bis
body may be struck sharply, the blows
falling as on a block of stone. At an
other he moves Ids intestines from above
and below and right to left Into the form
of a large football, and projects it for
ward, which gives him the appearance
of a colossally stout personage.
He then withdraws it into the thorax,
opening like a cave, and the hollow look
of his body immediately reminds one of
a skeleton. Aiguier successfully imi
tates a man subjected to the tortures of
the rack, as also a man hanging himself,
and assumes a striking cadaverous look,
What most astonished M. de Quatre
fages wat. the stoppage of the circula
tion of the blood, now on the left and
now on the right side, which was effect
ed by muscular contraction. Christian
at Work.
Tho Only "Mayflower" lie Knew Of,
I heard a curious imposition which
was practised by a Bostoniah of yacht
ing proclivities upon a friend from New
York, whose knowledge of yachts, and
indeed seagoing vessels generally, waa
limited to the barest acquaintance with
their general characteristics. The two
friends were on the steamer Puritan, of the
Fall River line, and as they were admir
ing the delicate decorations in white and
gold that are such an improvement on
the old time methods of cabin ornament
ation for such craft, the Bostonian call
ed the other's attention to the painted
vessel that stands out against a glowing
sunset above the stairway in the main
saloon, and has upon the canvas the
word "Mavflower."
As every visitor with nautical or historio
knowledge is aware, this vessel is the
Mayflower of our Pilgrim ancestors.
But the fun loving Bostonian called his
friend s attention to it as a representa
tion of the famous yacht that carried off
thebonors for the old Puritan town, and
was naturally amused when his sugges
tion was taken In earnest, qualified only
by the remark, "I don't see how such a
lubberly looking craft could have won a
race." Boston Post.
Patlietlo Smiling,
'Are you quite well, Jennie?" asked
an anxious mother, who had reached
her daughter's home Jo find it Invaded
uy scarlet fever.
"Yes, dear, except that my face
aches."
"Your face? From your teeth?"
"No, mamma, from smiling. You see,
not only are the children sick, but the
water pipes have burst, there's a church
quarrel to be settled, I've scorched the
front of my new cashmere, and Alfred
has had so many headaches this week
that he couldn't write his sermon. So
you see things have been so very dis
heartening that I ve been obliged to
smile In order not to cry," Youth's
Companion.
The Nulphur Cure,
The "sulphur cure" for diphtheria has
been extensively published by the press,
and has some medical indorsement. Sul
phur may be good for diphtheria, but It
certainly would not be safe to inhale the
fumes of burning sulphur. A deadly
agent sulphurous add gas is thus gen-
erated, the inhalation of which would al-
most inevitably prove fatal. Exchange,
1
uzone ia now prouucea Dy a new eiec -
trloat process, the details of which are
not given. It is stated that It Is ex-
tracted from the atmosphere instead ot
direct from oxygen, as formerly. The
hygienic and commeroial value of tho
new invention, should It prove success
ful, cannot easily be estimated.
A Uoon to Hiuokers.
Mauy attempts have been made to sol
Improve pipes and cigar holders that the
unpleasant biting sensation on the tin of
tne tongue coma be averted and the nic-
otlne prevented from entering the mouth,
but so far with indifferent success. A
Scotchman, It Is claimed, has now solred
tne promem. ats metnoa is to provide!
a hollow ball, with a short tubular or
slotted stem attached to it, which Is in
sorted in the usual orifice in the mouth
piece or the nlpe or cigar or cigarette
holder, so that the smoke shall pass out
turougu the tube or slotted stem and up-
per slotted part of the ball, and the
tongue shall rub against the ball In the
tuouthof the orifice, and thus prevent
tne B&iiva or the mouth from going or
worklug back in the mouthpiece. New
York Commercial Advertiser.
A Man's Ilest Help,
A man's beet help la himself, his own
neart, 111s resolute purpose it cannot be
done by proxy. A man's mind may ba
aroused by another, but be must mold
hk own charaoter. What If a man falls
in one tmngr uei mm try again ix
must quarry bis own nature. Let him
try baro, and try again, for hs does not
KhJi h can do till he txitASism
WHY HE TOOK THE INSULT.
Allowing Bll I'aee to Be Mapped Heeause
a Revolver Waa Folnted at mm.
'There are tlnua," said Col. Metoalf
the other day, "when men will stand
any treatment, however outrageous. A
man who has seen what it means to
stand up before a revolver acquires a
great respect for that weapon when it is
in anothor man s nanus ana ne nas me
droD' on you. There was nothing In
the old days in the sevenlie- which de
manded reparation so quickly aud bo
definitely as an insult. For a man to
accept an insult without demanding or
taking redress was to bring upon him
self the soorn of the entire community.
And yet I accepted the worst kind of an
insult once and even to this day I blush
when I think of the circumstances.
"I waa in Hugo at the time and was
playing billiards when a man came in
and began to make a disturbance. He
was a well known desperado ana no one
was anxious to get into trouble with
him. He became so obnoxious without
being checked that finally he picked up
one of the billiard balls and sent it fly
ing through a window. He was just
reaching for another when I reversed my
cue and placing the butt end of it in the
pit of his stomach, pushed nun DacK
against the wall. The next moment I
was looking down tho barrel oi a uoit's
revolver. The sensation in such a case
is simply overpowering. I was perfectly
helpless, for I had no revolver myself,
anil if j had been wearing one he could
have killed me before my hand could
reach 1L I thought he was going to
Bhoot me then and there, but he chose
not to do this from some' whim.
" 'I'm going to slap your face, Met-
calf,' he said, 'so that you can tell people
about it. Turn your cheek around here.'
"I looked 'way down tho barrel of that
six shooter so far that it seemed to me
that I could see a bullet in Its chamber,
I set my teeth against the Insult. 1 knew
that I was deadly pale,
" 'Turn it,' he said. 'One, two ana
I turned my cheek. I did not feel the
blow, but the flame which scorched It
afterward was like a furnace lire,
Now,' he said with a laugh, 'give
me the other one. Again he counted
'One, two' and I presented my other
cheek for a second slap.
"If ever I wanted to kill a man it was
that fellow, but I bad no show at all, 1
remember the sickening feeling which
ran over me at the thought that he
might insist upon breaking my nose,
ltevolver or no revolver I do not believe
I could have stood that. But I took the
insults, not from him, but from a six
shooter. A man can't argue against a
revolver. But for months and months I
longed to meet that man on even terms,
I never saw him again." New scorn
Tribune.
Modern Literary chances.
The aspirant for literary honors with
pecuniary remuneration should remem
ber that, the most famous names in the
literary guild earned their money for the
most part in other than literary ways.
Bryant was an editor and publisher.
Longfellow and Holmes and Lowell were
Harvard professors. Emerson and Bay
ard Taylor were lecturers, and Taylor
was also a Tribune editor. Curtis and
Stoddard depend upon editorial salaries;
Stednian Is a broker, and Halleck waa
John Jacob Astor s private secretary,
And one might go further with this list.
AVhittier began as an editor, and only In
middle life attempted to lean on litera
ture alone for a support which his early
savings and simple habits made possible.
It was alwayB Longfellovrs advice to
young men -who wished to be literary to
have first, and mainly, a vocation Inde
pendent of tho finer muse. If a young
writer thinks ho possesses genius lie may
of course experiment with It, but It will
serve his purse and peace of mind better
to secure some source of labor and in
come that is more phllistineand worldly
and ride his Pegasus only at inspired in
tervals. For it is a fact, in spite of the
occasional big figures that are given as
the result of literary work, pure and
simple, that the men who prosper or
have prospered by that alone are only,
at any ono time, a few dozen in number
among our sixty-five millions of people.
Ladles Home Journal.
II.-in That Ate Gold
Even the hens at Byron have caught
the gold fever. Two men got a pan of
mixture supposed to contain about S3
worth of the preoious metal ana set It
under the stove to dry.. The next morn
ing two hens wandering about In search
of good .things ventured In through the
door. Spying the pan they at once Helped
themselves to every bit of yellow they
could find and probably went away
wondering at the poor taste of mankind
who could prefer that kind of fodder to
yellow corn. Bangor (Me.) better.
Rivals.
A newspaper proprietor, who is now a
wealthy man, tells an amusing story of
one of bis early ventures. He went to the
west when bnt 28 years old with a capital
of only two at three hundred dollars. He
., uui wait... j .i- ti s t i
uuuc reporK vgr
printer's art. Hearing of a new town In
the mountains, a town of which great
tldngs were expected, he decided to
establish a newspaper thero forthwith.
no borrowed some money to ado, to
his meager capital, and started alone for
the field with his little hand-press and
type and paper in a wagon.
The Journey was about fifty miles In
length and mostly up hill, The muddy
road made the traveling slow and
difficult, so that it was almost dark
when, on the second day, he came within
sight or the new town still five miles
dlstuut.
Just then, as he pulled through a I
slough at a curve in the road, he over-
took a fellow traveler whose old wagon.
to .which was bitched a bony horse, was
1 bonelesslv last in ths mnd.
Our young newspaper man promt
unhitched bis horse and went to the other
man's assistance. For nearly an hour
the two ijen pushed and the two borses
pulled, Finally the borses gave a mighty
tug at the right moment and the cart
was pulled out of the mud.
Beaching out his hand with true west-
era ueartinesa the driver of the extrl-
cated cart, also a young man of 28 or 84,
sula:
"Thank you, sir! I'm ever so much
omigea to you. lime s miguty precious
tome, and I don't know what I'd have
done if you hadn't come along. I want
to get to the next town just as quick as
pau, i ve got a newspaper outnt in
my wagon, and I hear there's another
- fellow trying to get in ahead of me.
- Like as' not you've been )he means of
neiping me 10 get tne start or turn.
The surprised and .chagrined' ''other
leuow' Bays mat ror a moment be was
wicked enough to wish his rival back in
the mud, but speedUy overcoming all
I such ungenerous and unmanly feeling's
ne saia witn a laugns
"Well, I happen to be that other f el-
low!"
you you arer'
"Yes, sir, I am."
"Well, I I say, a'posing we sit right
aown nere ana t&iK this thing over.
They encamped together for the niirht
aud after a full conference agreed to go
Into partnership, and as soon a It was
ugnt tney naamneq on to the town,
There they cstabUahed their dsdm.
whloh was the beginning of great pros-
csrlty for both of them..
ARIZONA WATER STORAGE.
Flans Perfected for Turning Arid I.amla
Into Fertile Farms.
Arizona has no lack of arable laud.
Hundreds of thousands of fertile acres
He uncultivated and unproductive all
ovor the territory, needing but the touch
of water to bloom with luxuriant vege
tation. The mind of man is turned to
ward schemes for supplying the suffi
ciency. The smaller streams of Arizona
are all of ono class, running ruiiest m
the spring and almost falling in the
summer. Those that run into the plains
sink In the sands, and are lost for the
major portion of the year. The question
naturally arises, Why not store the win
ter water In suitable catchment reser
voirs, to bd spread on the thirsty lands
at the time of the drought?
This proposition has been appreciated,
as ia Bhown by the location of dam sites
for water storage purposes in many parts
of the territory. The Walnut Grove
dam, owing to faulty construction, was
a lamentable failure, but before it gave
way showed by the fine body of water
Impounded the entire practicability of
the scheme. The Florence Canal com
pany has just finished an exteuslve res
ervoir in Pinal county to assist In the
irrigation of the lands adjacent to the
Casa Grande.
Among the projected reservoirs that
have been located for the improvement
of the landB lying below one of the most
important is that upon Now river, about
thirty miles northwest of Phoenix. It is
situated where New river debouches on
the plain. The projectors are John
King and W. C. Collier, who have been
quietly working on the enterprise for
years.
The dam will neea to bo uenny nail a
mllo in length, 820 feet in thickness on
the bedrock, 90 feet broad on top and 75
feet hiirh. Hydraulic lime for the man
ufocture of cement, limestone and other
rock for the construction of the dam are
at hand in abundance, and can be cheap
ly ouarried. Estimates from civil engin
eers of repute tlx tpe cost of the worn at
less than $300,000. With the height of
dam proposed the water would cover an
area of eight by four miles, there being
but little slope to the valley above. The
supply of water from the spring freshets
of the river Is deemed ample, but as
precaution levels have been run to Hud
son creek, Castle creek and the Agua
Fria, and it has been demonstrated that
it is practicable to divert at low cost the
waters of those streams into the reser
voir. The Agua Fria, at the point tapped,
flows the year round. All danger of
overflow can be avoided, as a natural
spillway exists at the proper height two
miles back from ihedam, conducting the
water over a low bridge Into the valley
of the Aaua Fria.
The land sought to be irrigated Is real
ly a continuation of this valley, and era
braces over 75,000 acres of excellent soil
Many claims have already been filed In
expectation of the benehts of tne dam.
About eight miles farther to the west
of this dam site and over a ridge Is the
location of a similar enterprise of fully
equal magnitude. It is the property of
the Agua a ria Water anu Liana com
pany, composed of L. H. Orme, J. P,
Orme. J. D. Moniuou, jn. u. juurpny ana
William Hancock, all of Phoenix. The
dam is to be situated at the narrow gorge
of the Agua Fria, 800 yards above the
Frog Tanks hotel. The walls of the can
yon at thin point are but 800 feet apart
to the height of seventy-nve leet, ana
above this gradually retreat from the
stream. The proposed dam is to be 175
feet high, with an ample width and
length on top of about 1,000 feet. It- will
not be difficult of construction. All rock
and lime needed can be obtained right
at hand.
A dam of the dimensions stated will
back the water up stream a distance of
ten miles with a depth at the mouth of
' Castle creek of 125 feet. At a point two
miles above the dam the reservoir will
be three and one-half miles in width
besides extending for some distance up
Castle and Humbug creeks. The ca
pacity of the reservoir is estimated at
40.000.000,000 cublo feet of water. This
amount will supply for twelve months
canal carrying 40,000 miner's Inches of
water and allow for an evaporation of
25 per cent. The natural flow of the
Agua Fria will more than supply this
amount every year.
The main canal will be taken from the
river on the east side about one and one-
half miles below the Frog Tanks station
It will run along the slope of the river
bottom for a distance, emerging on the
plain three miles below the Tanks. The
land to be irrigated comprises about 75
000 acres. It is of excellent quality,
especially adapted to the growth of cit
rus fruits, Fhoenlx uepuoncan
A 'Wealthy Proprietor,
The Duke of Northumberland is one of
the largest landed proprietors in Great
Britain. To say nothing of his ownings
In London, his possessions in Surrey
Middlesex and Northumberland aggre
gate 200,000 acres, With a rent roll of
$875,000 per annuln. In Northumberland
alone be owns live castles, but it is said
that the larger part of his enormous
come Is derived from his proprietary
interest in Drununond's bank. The
Marquis of Salisbury, premier at present
owns 20,000 acres, and as much of hia
real estate lies in London he is very, very
rich. Cor. Chicago Mews.
A Definition,
"What is a noun?" asked the teacher.
"The name of a person, place or thlug
replied Willie.
"Give an example."
"Organ grinder."
Why do you choose thatf '
"Because it's the name of a person who
plays a thlug." Harper" s JJazar.
IIatd Moving.
"To move three tiinae Is aabad as
Are, they say."
"It's worse to me," answered the gas
office clerk. "I don t believe in it at all
I'd rather die than move, narticularlv
Uie man paying his bill is in a hurry."
A Social penalty.
Deunia An' phat tolmo did they ate
their dinner at the big house, me boy?
Patrick Not till long afther dark.
Dennis An' be the powers! whin do
they ate their supper?
Patrick Faith an' they doant ate till
next day, yez ignormanusl Pittsburg
Bulletin.
Auoleut llread.
Crackers are the oldest form of bread
known. In the ruins of the Swiss build
ings which belonged to the neothelio
age fragments of uufermented cakes
hiya been discovered which were not
very unlike pur modem crackers. Ex
change. .lk. .to JJky.
A pretty mulatto woman was once
asked how she could think of accepting
a negro for a lover, and ber reply was:
"Why not? Don't you boo I'm in inourn
ing." Almanach pour Hire.
Mrs, Grady, the widow of the south
ern orator, is at White Sulphur Springs
with ter two children. The elder la a
manly boy of 18, the younger is a pretty
little gu-L
Picnic Bil)s priced t lowest
j prices.
UNACQUAINTED WITH THE GEOGRAPHY OI' THE OOtTNTBT, W XIX OBTAIN
MUOH VALUABLE INFORMATION FROM A STUDY OF THIS MAP OF
THE CHiGIGQ, ROCK ISLftslO & PACIFIC RAILWAY.
Including main linos, branches nnd oxtonelono Enet and West of tho
fJClumwu, UUE1UUUHU, uua JYIIUIIUU, vv 1 11 L01 nu, l.u ii-'-Ji 1 1 --. 1 , Lt. -u"ii"
Dlult'B, In IOWA Minneapolis nnd St. Paul, in MINNESOTA Watertown
nnd Blouxl'alls, in DAKOTA Cameron, St. .ToBimh, and Kansas City, in
MiaSOUUI -Omahft.li'rUrbury.and Nelson, In NEBRASKA Horton, Topoka.
Hutchinson, Wlohltn, Bellevlllo, Ablleno, Culdwell, In KANSAS Pond
Creek, Kingfisher, Fort. Ueno, In tlio INDIAN TEiKRITOHY and Colorado
Hprlners. Donvor, Puoblo, In COLORADO. FREK Kocllnlng Chair Cars to
nnd from Chicago, Caldwell, Hutchlnein, and Dod-jo City, and Palace Bleep
Inn; Caru betwoon Chloaa;o, Wichita, and Hutchinson. Traverses new nnd
vast areas or rich farming and graziixr lands, ailordlng tho best facilities
of Intercommunication to all towns and rltles oast and west, northwest
nd Bouthwoat or Chicago, nnd Pacltlf and transoceanic Seaports.
MAGNIFICENT VESTIBULE EXPRESS TRAINS,
Leading all competitors In Bplondor or equipment, cool, well ventilated, and
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lies Moines, Council Bluffs, and Omaha, with Freo Reclining Chair Oar to
North Platto, Neb., and between Chicago nnd Colorado Springs, Denver,
nnd Puoolo, via St. Joseph, or Kansas City and Topeka. Splendid Dining
Hotels (furnishing meals at seasonable hours) wmit of Mlonpuri River.
California Bsoursrona dally, with CHOICE OF ROUTES to and from Salt
Lako, Ojdon, Portland, Los Angolos, and San Francisco. The DIllkCT
IjINE to and from Pike's Peak, Man! ton, Gordon or tho aodstha tianltarl
urns, and Soonlo Urundoura of Colorado.
VIA THE ALBERT LEA ROUTE,
Holld Brprofls Trains dally between Chicago and Minneapolis and Bt. Paul,
with THROUGH Reclining Chair Cars (FHblEl to and Irom those points and
Kansas City. Through Chatr Car and Sleeper between Pooria, Spirit Lake,
ond Sioux Falls, via Itock Island. Tho Favovito Line to Pipestone, Water
town, Sioux Falls, and tho Sumruor Resorts and Hunting and Finning
Orouuda ot the Northwest.
THE SHORT LINE VIA SENECA AND KANKAKEE offers faollltles to
travel botvoen Cincinnati, Indianapolis, Lafayetto, and Council Blutis, St.
Joseph, Atchison, Leavanworth, Kansas City, Minneapolis, and St, Paul.
For Tickets, Maps, Folders, or desired Information, apply to any Ticket
Office in tho United Statos or Canada, or address
E. ST. JOHN, JOHN SEBASTIAN,
General Manager. OHIOAGO, 111.. Ben'l 1 cket tc Paaa. Agent.
THE GREAT
German Remedy.
TRUTHS FOR THE SICK.
i' For thoftliielithTp
tl.uou will l tnlil
IDIIIonsSpellsdepenii
onSirLrnuiiBiTTKKS
for n ca bb w here fi I-1,
pnun UiTTEits will
lit will cure yon.
Inot assist or cure. It
nover falls.
ln roil sutler Willi
thnttlreuandallgone!
feeling ; If en, usi
Sulphur Hitteks;
Cleanse tho vitiated
blood when you eee
11 win cure you.
i& iinnuriiiea mirHi
nor tlii-mich thn Rkln
Onerath ed who an-
in Pimples, Blotches,
closely conflned In
ina soree. Jteiy on
SiTi-riton BiTTEits,
tne m i nini work
Btiops; cterks.whodo
not procure su lUclent
exercise, aud all who
areconflnedlndor -s,
should use Bur.r-mrn
Bitters. Thev will
mil health will fol
low.
SULPIIDllIlirTKllS
will cure Liver Com
nuilnt. Don't le ills
,ri uoi men 00 weaa ami
iu - -. ,. . . ,
ourngca; liwni curt
uislctlr.
VOll.
It von Uiuwish"
SULPHUR HITTERS
to su Oer from Klicum
will build you ui nnil
uialiB you Uronganil
atlsm, use a bottle ot;
BULl'MUR hitters;
It never falls to euro.
iiieaiiiiy.
SULPHUR HITTERS
Bou't be without a1
Kwllt make vour blood
bottle. Try It: you
liure.ncn ana silour,
will liui reKrci It.
iuu your uenii nam,
Lndlea In ilollcate
Tiv SULi-ilUR Hit-
healtb, who are all
run down, should use
riiim tn littrlit. anil
you will Bleep well
sulpiu'h wrmis,
lutl ieei neiier rone
Do you want the beet Medical Work published?
fiend 3 2-cent stamna to A. 1. OllliWAV Jt Co-
iloBton, Jlnes., and receive a copy, free.
Tndigestion
IS notronly a distressing complaint, of
itself, hut, by causing the blood to
become depraved and the system en
feebled, Is the parent of innumerable
maladies. That Ayer's Surgaparilln,
is the best cure for Indigestion, even
vhen complicated with Liver Complaint,
Is- proved by the following testimony
-from Mrs. Joseph Lake, of Brockwuy
Centre, Mich. :
"Liver complaint anil Indigestion
made my life a burden and came near
endlhg my existence. For more than
four years 1 suffered untold agony, was
reduced almost to a skeleton, aud hardly
had strength to drag myself about. All
Icinds of food distressed me, and only
the most delicate could he digested at
all. Within the time mentioned several
physicians treated hie without giving re
lief. Nothing that I took seemed to do
any permanent good until I commenced
the use of Ayer's Sarsnparilla, which
lias-produced wouderfnl results. Soou
after commanclng to take the Samapa
rllla I could see an improvement In my
condition. My appetite began to return
and with It came the ability to digest
oil the food taken, my strength im
proved each day, and after a few
months of faitllful nttentiuu to your
directions, I found myself a well
-woman, able to attend to all household
duties The medicine has given me a
new .lease of life."
Ayer's Sarsaparilla,
Q raariKiD t
Dr. J. O. Ayer It Co., Lowell, Mass.
Price 11 i iU tiottlei, 6- Worth tb bottle.
atlmalatea the torpid liver, strtnirfti
n tbdltruatlvorftuua, rcfrulHttmtlio
bow uU, anil are uuoiuulod ui an
ANTI-BILIOUS MEDICINE.
In malarial dlatrlets their virtue ara
nlilely recoBiiltetl. aelliey ic pec
nllarjiroportles In Ireclntr llieayatent
from lliat pulaon. KleR-aullr uncap
coated. Dona minull. l'rlco, i!3ct.
Sold Everywhere
Ofllce, -14 Bl array St.. Now York.
le tint tgj obljr eowMued
IkotUbw, I'uu-KuUm,
Ouiativt, uit! BtMOxlhiKifna
PUdUw ever Tnfierei.
trMb 'dops. litutil ck, Puw B.4mmu. ttu.l Kuim l
wHmw ftftu Ht,d tm nuttUu, til nUj' to iut uu.
11 tHt J MilutMruttttftn w WftiMltMfM-
wbfetber reaeat or chrouiu, u ratlr lo. imJ m
lww ftud, rUiUU lutttnuiajf wyweUe-iMMfwtul UtUatl
(Ittftl iMViMNflea of ti Map I'lMvWk
'fkafttftrU Mf wettidrrrutlr BtrttufflUau&d, TllkJul
anil liMtoTM to twtUu ttuu vigor.
1IO I' FLATK!I ue.tr Lira r Irritate. Am
W& bf ttkMtfftbO of pauiJa In to Tory HiUk of hlu.
XUVtt -U J rt.Y i CA- IlaMiH lot III d
foul rati iuto tevkliK Mib-tUtulM ur iuiiLutftvi.
fBjM litf t"btttf tbW I let aTiHC..Uft eVigQatU-
MOP PLATERCO .PftoPHttroBb SubTor
JNM rfieeWeW thaUft UMl miWi wAm u. i-w y.
Purely local in our aim.
Hop Plasters
PROTECTED
INDUSTRY
Sloth rr. Oonifl ii out of tli3 ti. vr. YouU got
ronr death of coltl frojj wtl Ktt
Childrtn.Mc.lhar, our tliot'j cu't get wet, you
forget tbat wo hero
on them, and water c&u6 ft ttrcnb.
frlthotit the labor of umiltblag in Mitb a luxury. We
Will tell you how an &ullry bt cl ( obtain It,
and still tho flour won't lk. r iutod, tlsa
1K-OON
A mAiMV THAT ONI TV 7lr T"
WOLFF 3 IiANDOJPU, 3?fallfccJIpnla.
AA in Drvff, ru(nf an( Hum FurtiU) iy SUtra.
CONSUMPTION
BRONCHITIS
SCROFULA
COUGH OR COLD
Throat Affection
Wasting ofFlesi
Or any Mseaie tvhere tha Throat and Xunpf
are Inflamed, Lac J of Slnngth or Verve
Vower, you can be relieved and Cured by
SCOTT'S
PURE COD LIVER OIL
With Hypophosphites.
PALATABLE AS MILK,
Ailtfar Scott' Emuliton, and lei no ts
planatloti or Bollcltallon indue iou to
aeoejit a eiilwlfme. r
SoUl-hij all Druggists.
SOOTT & BOWNE.Chomlato, N.V.
ELY'S
CatarrI
Cream
Cleanses tlie
Natal I'lUaat'es,
Altars Tain ana
Inflammation.
Heals the Corns
llaitores the
Bema of Taste and
Smell,
thy TiiK cnitEAY-l-EVER
A iiuillcle Is iinnlled into each nostril ami 11
apret'uiite. iTtre bui-ruis ui oruKUisis; uy man,
rt-iditi rr-d, 60 its.
KI.Y riitoi ni:jls, m Wani-ii St., New York
atiKiist 17. 18HH
P ATTTTflW W. I.. Douglae Htaoei are
UAU1J.UH warranted, and everr pulr
liua til uiiiiiv Rud iirlau Mamped on uottaui.
W. L. DOUGLAS
$3 SHOE GENTLEMEN.
Flue Calf and I-aceil Waterproof flralu,
The excellence and wearing qualities) of thU ahoe
eauuut be better ahown than ly the atrong- endorse
ment u 1U thuusaud of cunitaut wearer.
Se00 (viiulnu Ilnnd-eawedr an elegant and
ji aivnau area twue wuu
Sji.OO I!uiidaered Welt.
kUIUIi i1 mu Khiw whl:h eonimeutli Itfrelf.
liuiii!.Hvit Wfflr. A line calf Buoe
lO.CO fioudyear Welt 1 the ataudard dree
ft uneiiuttlleil fur style aud aurabiiit;
r.-.fin 7uutlvtar UVlt la the stand.
ft uriMiiiiM Iml for IvIm mini durability.
O Shot), at a popular price. . , . .
SO. CO I'ollf'emun'ri Hhuu lsetpectally adapted
9 fur rttHro4 men, farmers, etc..
all iua in Ctmgreea, Button ana utee.
$3&$2 SHOES (.m,
bero been luoet favorably rawlHd efuiie introduced
and tbe ruceut.lniurovenienu puke tbiu vuperlor
Aet your Ileelu, ead It be eapiut uiwljr yok
direw r.j far-tor euilontag eitrertiwd ptlee,
toi tend
W. 1.. WUFOJ.AS. lirotktsn, M..
AiUm Melirknm &on, AfjentB,
i KiituinoN
Read the Advocate.
EMULSION
OF
Palis
TWO SMART LITTLE YOUNQ8TER8.
I Thf-T rigltt, Sfll Their Papen and Divide
t the Proceeds.
What thfi small boy who haunts City
Hall park does not know about the Ins
and outa of human nature Is hardly
worth knowing at all. He understands
among a great many other valuable
things that tho elderly and well to do
citizen generally likes to see a fight, and
afterward, regretting his yielding to
brutal longing for scenes of gore, is ready
to make amends in some way or other.
Tills fact received a practical demonstra
tion a day or two ago.
Two newsboys, dirty, ragged and
shrewd, as Is usually.the case with the
urchins In tho park, stationed themselves
where homeward bound Brooklynitcs
would be sure to see them. These boys
were not of a size. One was fairly
plump, the other was a weazened bit of
humanity, but he understood hi, business
thoroughly. They played their farce
neatly and very much In this fashion:
Tho larger boy bears down upon the
other, cuffs him, uses disgraceful lan
guage aud tears Ids papers. Tho at
tacked youth drops the papers and re
turns the compliments verbal and pugi
listic. There is a clinch and the small
boy goes down. By this time several
Brooklynitea have halted and a little
crowd haa collected. Then the battle is
renewed. The youngsters seem to strike
out viciously, but few of their blows tell,
Again the smaller boy goes down. He
comes up pluckily again and once more
ho Is worsted. He squeezes a tear or
two from his eyes, picks up his torn
papers and begins to wall.
His stock in trade is ruined, and he
must go supperless to bed. Two or three
bystanders put their hands in their
pockets. They have been entertained In
rather a disreputable way, and remorse
suggests atonement in the way of help
ing the youngster out of his troubles,
In no time his stock is disposed of, and
he isn't naked to make change. A park
policeman, attracted by the sight of the
orowd, is approaching, and the little fel
low, pocketing his gains, slides away.
Mia antagonist has already disappeared,
There are two scenes in the last act.
One is on the steps of the bridge. Two
or three men are taking a look at the
newspapers they have just bought from
the urchin. Tho inspection is not all
that might be wished in its results. The
papers are two or three days old. The
other scene is in a cheap restaurant not
for from the park. Two boys who have
but just now been engaged in seeming
ly desperate combat are seated sociably
at the same table. "We ll go some pie,
too, Jimmy," remarks the smaller. "I
tell yer, that's the greatest racket I ever
worked on the suckers." New York
Times.
Too Much Money for a Picture.
Meissonier's picture of Napoleon In
1814, only 80 inches by 20, has just been
sold for 84,000, the highest price ever
given for the work of a living artist.
The art world naturally exults over this
solid proof of appreciation; but we won
der whether it really benefits by these
prices even In a pecuniary sense. We
suspect not. It Is found in the literary
world that an overpowering demand for
a single book arrests the sale of books in
general, the reservoir of cash for buying
books being in any one year a fixed
quantity. If that economic rule extends
to art, M. Meissonier's phenomenal tri
umph just prevents thirty-four artists
from receiving 1,000 apiece. That may
be good or bad for art we are not decid
ingbut it limits sadly the number of
art producers, among whom might be
found, If we may in the teeth of the
market suggest so audacious a possibil
ity, even M. Meissonier's superior. That
the huge price will help JI. Afeissonier
to paint still better 1b an assumption re
futed by all art history. Spectator.
German Government In Africa.
German territory iu East Africa is
placed already under a most careful sys
tem of administration. Zanzibar Is the
headquarters for the imperial commis
sioner, Maj. Wissman, and the main
staff, while each coast station is under
charge of a commanding officer, respon
sible for both the political and military
mangement. These officials send an elab
orate report monthly to headquarters,
while, at the same interval, the commis
sioner visits each station for a personal
Inspection. Four steamers, with whale
boats, gigs and smaller ve33els, keup up
a regular service for passengers and
malls between the various stations and
Zanzibar. The military forces comprise
807 officers, 1,200 SottJunese troops aud
500 Zulu and Arkati soldiers, besides a
body of Souiulis for polico duty, and are
divided into two corps, for duty respect
ively in the north and south, each in
charge of a Bub-commandor. Hospitals
are established at Panjanl and Baga
moyo. Exchang.?.
A Guod Ruvur Sti-oji.
Few persons know how excellent a razor
strop is the human hand or arm. If a
razor is in fairly good condition ntul not
in need of the oil btone it may sjon be
whetted to a fine edge on tho palm
of the hand or the inner side of
the forearm. Tho latter is best if it
is free of hair, as It frequently Is, for it
presents a whetting surface quite as long
as the ordinary razor strop. Tho fat
portion of the palm, between the little
finger and the wrist, however, makes an
excellent strop. The process of strop
ping a razor on the forearm appears tt
bit alarming to the looker on, though
there is little danger that a skillful man
will do himself harm. New York Sun.
Don't Wear a Soft lint.
I write against the evil of wearing soft
hats, I have made this a careful atudy
and have found that the soft hat wlU
eventually produce baldness. The band
of the soft hat being so soft and flexible
that it very readily falls Into every line
aud curve of the head, it thus excludes
every particle of air, thereby producing
an intense heat and rotting the roots of
the hair. I flud that the healthiest hat
for a man to wear is the Bilk hat, both
summer and winter, not only on account
of fhe stiffness of the band, which pre
vents it frotn falling so close nto a man's
head, but Wcause the space which, fs in
side of it allows a free circulatiqn of air.
In England, for instance, thero are, not
nearly so many bald headed people as
there are in this country, even in pro-
rirtton tq the population but here are
groat many more silk hats worn there.
The young men begin to wear then
there at the age of 18 years.
To sliow you the difference in the pro
duction pf silk hats here and in England
I find fron the statistics that England)
With 3 populatlpu pf abqut 8Q,O$0,0OQ in
habitants, has employed in tJia manu
facture of silk bate about 8,000 men,
while tho United States, with a popula
tion of more than 60,000,000, haa only
about 600. Can you wonder that there
are so manv bald headed men here?
Due to Carelessness.
At the battle of Bull Bun Governor
Alger met a breathless soldier fleeing
with the rest of the army toward Wash-
in)m. The soldier had a wound on
iGT face. ."That's a -bad -wquud, my
man," said (.he governor as the soldier
halted l "where did yoij'get tf" "Got
it at tha Bull Run light yeeterday,
"But how could you gethlt in the fac
at Bull Uun?' "Wall, sir," wild tho
man half apologetically, "I got tyuelese
nnd look J bank!" ts
I
Modern Science
litti illciiMTi-l iliut nil HI-HS ,111- I. ill,, I hi
MICROBES
Tlii-ruliirc nil illscaien can Im'iiidmI Ii iii-Omv-
Iiim these Microbe. ,inil I In- mill i Hi n
earth tliot vrlll aneoniplisli tlil wlllimti hum. io
uie imtierii. is
t rr i Try- 1 1
v. i nvn hp iv i
.T T L VA J r-S . -Jk. 4 X 1 V . 1
Hue. lltnrnimh tilnod mirlfler. a unmlprfni
antiseptic, nnd containing no tlrtiK H'liatFrr, Is
lieiipcuv kuc.
rue nuonouK hii.i.kii is cinniiosrn oi nu-
ttllftil witter Imnrr-irnntfMl with tmivprfiil perm
destroying Eases which iiermciiles and pinnies
uir enure sys em.
Send for nnr 11 (I OK
Rlvlnc history of Ml
vrohes, and discovery
of this woiiclerfhl med
icine. Free.
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Slop llial Ming ana Spilling,
I will give Fifty Dollars lor a case of Ca
tarrli, Cold In the Head, Deatuess, Hay
Fever, Affected Eye S!i?ht, Aslhtni or
Throat Trouble, I cannot cure with my
Beacon Light Catarrh Cure. Send one
dollar to uiy poslolUce address for a bottle.
I will mall it lo you at my expense.
liar lover Cured with Three Uottles,
HENKY A. ZQUP18T,
l&l 1-2 Exchange St.' Geneva, N.Y.
2-1-nne vear.
ADAM EACIIKH
JOHN BACH&S
CONTRACTORS.
Leliighton, Carbon county, Pa ,
Ilespectnly inforiu the pilie tjtt f jjjy
are Prepared o .Iq afl kjijijs i,J
Building and Pliiiing Worfc
Hucli as iinttliig In UatU Tulis, Closets, &c ,
at very lowest prices and In the hest po
alble manner. Estimates cheerfully fjirn
sliml on application. 2liai-ra
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(lutlMUuw two neaas ot eov other brand. Nut
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I'rey'a Universal pile Suposltnry. A sure
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tti-lilnic or bleeillng, and lontr stsjutlnt; cases,
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