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Tbis remedy lias been prepared by the Itevereml raetor nccuig.or ron wayne, inu , inr me past len years, sua is now prepared miner ma uircc tlou by tba KOEKIO MEDICINE CO., CO Wii. Vidlin, car. Clutra Et., (TUUGO, sold nv unucc.isTO. Prlco 81 ncr Itotllo. U Hollies tor f 5 Dr. 0. T. Horn, agt, Lehigh ton Dr.H. B. REINOHL, .Graduate ol l'lilla. Dental College. DENTISTRY ! IN AM. ITS I1KANCI1EH, Perscrvalioii or the Tcclli a Specially. ui-'nuu Moults: l'tomsa. 111. loop. 111. OAK HALL, Market, Square, Hauch Chunk, HHAKC11 OKKK'E: EAST - MAUOH - CHUNK, awu uihjib Hum, nt j osi-wmre. OFrTOK 1I0U1IS: 7 In uu. m. and 5 to 7 p. lit Aprure-aiu- A.. S. Rabenolcl, D. D. S , m il OsrirR : Over .1. W. llaudenbush' Liquor More, BANK STTtKKT, I,F.IIIOIITON. iienlMri In all Its hniiiehes. Tefth Kxtnieted niilmut I'uui. lias adiuliiisleied when rviinesiiii. inn. e lias -WUONI58KAY of eaeli week. P . addiess, AI.I.KNTOWN, i i itiiRh vismtr, Ali. 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(o me a trial. nmvSl-ly Tho - Woissport - Bakery, C. W. I.AUliV. l'ltOI'IHUTOll. Delivers I'rcsh Ilread and Cakes In Weissport, Lehlghiou mid vicinities cery day. In the More I lime a I'lnc l.lno nf Confectionery irliie iininmy niuie. Minuay scnooisnmi ios vnlt sumdied at lowest prices. dcoa Cm. Over Canal Brli UNDERTAKER AND DEAI.Kll IN prntNfTUUE, PARLOR SUITHS, BRI") ROOM SU1THK, . c. 1'rlces the very lowest. Quality of roods the best. Satisfaction gitainntccd In every pail Icular. Caskets, Cofllns and Shrouds, We have a full line which we will furnish a the lowest possible prices. Flour, Feed, &c, 111" viiiiikrisi. ii,tii nwj y j' Call 1k convincod. JOSEPH F. REX, Aprll ly EAST VEISS1'0UT. DR.G.T. FOX, 172 Main Street, Datli, Tft. AT KAKTON, SWAN 110TK1., TUKRItA VS. AT AM.KVTOWN, K.MSI.K 1IOTKI,, THItTlSPAY AT lHNClOR, llnOAIlWAV UOl'riK. MoNllAS. 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Send the cents for sample copy. Richnvd K. Fox, FmiiMIn tkinare. New York City. ggrSiihsorihc lor nnd rend this paper. Purely local. Ono dollar a year. of this. UuUsr Blioe tinliss worn uncomfortably tlfiht, TUB "COLCHESTER" KUDREU CO, ffpr a "4o wltli InMda of lieel lined with rubiwr. ThU ciliitfH to Ote titott A ! prevent tbo rubbet Call for the OoWwHr ' "ADHESIVE COUNTERS.' JOHN . LENTZ, Wholeialo ARentf AI.l.KNTOWN, 1'A. AT HKT.1IL BY Kt'tall (U'iil'-is can li:ivr liit-n iuimu'h Inserted he i onapiilifalmn mm K. Ikiwi y EMORY M od wkOftoring cursj Books Uarnaa iu out) rwautug IWl lmubuU fruto fl I f i - uf ti.oU4- PrutiMotua Ifoar kkEK iUt OU LttiliiAtUU W Jlbl, e E. Weissport: U. S. Gov't Report, Aug. 17, 1889, Rgnstipationy IF not remedied in season, is liablo to become habitual and chronic. Dras tic purgatives, by weakening tho bowels, confirm, rather than euro, tho evil. Ayer's Pills, being mild, effective, and strengthening In their action, aro gener ally recommended by tho faculty as tho best of aperients. "Having been subjoct, for years, to constipation, without being able to find much relief, I at last tried Ayer's Pills. I deem It both a duty and a plcasuro to testify that I havo derived great ben efit from tholr use. For over two years past I have taken one of theso pills every night before retiring. I would not willingly bo without them." G. W. Bowman, 20 East Main St., Carlisle, Fa. " I have been taking Ayer's Tills and using them In my family slnco 1857, and cheerfully recommend them to all in need of a safe but effectual cathartic." John M. Boggs, Louisvillo, Ky. , " For eight years I was afflicted with constipation, which at last becamo so bad that the doctors could do no moro for mo. Then I began to tako Ayer's Pills, and soon the bowels rccovored their natural and regular action, so that now I am In excellent health. S. L. Loughhridgc, Bryan, Texas. " Having used Ayer's Pills, with good results, I fully Indorso them for tho pur poses for which they nre recommended." T. Conners, M. D., Centre Bridgo, Pa. Ayer's Pills, Dr. J. C. Ayer tt Co., Lowell, Mass. Bold by U PruggliU sad Dtslen Id Medietas. Professional & Business Cards. W. M. Rapsher, ATTORNEY sn COUNSKtiUm AT LAW, l'lrst door nliovo.tlie Mansion House, MAITOII CHUNK,' - - - PBKN'A. deal Estate and Collection ARencj. Will Iluy ml Hell Ileal Estate. I'onvpyniielnn neatly done, ollections promptly made. Nettling Estates of llee.-denls a specially. Mav be coi'sulled In Knulhh and (ernian unv. '-'-Vl W. G. M. Seiple, I'HYSIOIAN AND BUllOF.ON. 50UTIF STJIKKT, - - - IjKIIIOUTON. May be consulted in English and (lerinan, pccial attention ulvcn to (lynccolony. On ion Houns; Fiom is M. In 2 V. M.,and rom In o I". M mar. .H- 1 WIDE-AWAKE TRADESPSEM have learned by experience that the only waterproof coat they can self to cowboy or hunter is tho Pommel Slicker with tho ,4Hh Brand" Trad Mark on it. They are the beat waterproof saddle coats ever made. They keep the taddle, the borac'a back, and the rider thoroughly dry and warm. No taddle sorei from the galling of a wet saddle. Wlitu used at a walking coat, the ex tension front buttons back, and the Slicker is changed at once to an ordinary coat. Just try one, they cost but little and will prevent colds, fevers, rheumatism, and other results to exposure to the weather. Beware of worthless imitations, every garment stamped with " Fish Brand" Trade Hark. Don't accept any inferior coat when you can have the "Fish Brand Slicker" delivered without extra cost. Particulars and illustrated ca alogue free. A. J. TOWER, - Coston, Ma38. F. I. SMITH, D. D. S., Ofllee opposite the Opera House. Hank Street, Xeh 'j;l ton, Pa. 0I5NT1STHY IN Aid. ITS llIiAXCUHH. I'illiiiK and making artillrlal dentures a special ty. jmm anesthetics used, lias administered and Tenth Kxtraited WITH OUT PAIN. UI'I'K'K IIOlWtH: 1'ruui U . in., to 12 in., from i i. m., to a p. m., iroui 7 p. in., to s p. in. Consultations In KiUjlUli or (lerman Ollloe Hours at Hazletou-Kvery Satin dav. Oct 1M7- tv DENTISTRY. Dr. J. A. Mayer & Sen. Dr. GEORGE H. MAYER, stii.tduatefrtmitlM Dental Mtparlwent (if the Unhprslty ur eiiiisylviiulu, lias nMiiidan orilee luthe same hulldliiR with uis i uuer. Heetiiiu uoorili urn wiiiuoh. i liKOADWAY. MAWJll CjlUNK, l'A., in. I is mm pri:iitl lo receheeveryoiiein iii-el .'i in si elass (leuUtl serviee. lime 8-sil-tl MANSION HOUSE Opposite I & 8. Dejiot, uanic ernERT, - . lkiiioiiton, II, IIOII. l'ltOPKIKTOlt. 1'hls house offern flrst-elass aeeoiiiuuMlatiiMis for iransleut and perliiHlielil buarders. It has been newly relltUsllii all IU deiutrtuieuts, and la liu ut ed In one of the most plturuHm Kirtlons of the borootth. Terms imKlerate. tar The h A 11 Is tupplled with 'he olioloest Wines, IJituors aud Vicars. I'resh igvr on Tap. apr n-y I PRANK P. DIEHL, NO mil ST11KBT, . , Practical lUacksniltUA Honed toer i itrapaimt to do al work lu his Hue In the heat uiauuer and at Uielimrsl uriees, I'lriweoail. uovjtwu-i PACKERTON HOTEL, Midway between Maueti I'lmiik Si I - 1 1 1 I . t . . 1 1 Z. It. C. HUM, 1'iupileior. PACK EKTOK, - - IVss.. this well knnwu Hotel Is admlrublyretlttrd, uud lias t lie Uest aeeuiuinodatiuns tor pernuiiienl nnd ansieut boarders. Kscelteut 'fables aud the e-ury best Llituors. Utabloa atuched. laaji FORGIVE. Is It fsrenU( I murmur not. SIloo nkS tli fault, bs mine the toMt You tried my lot; the fumsoo hot Itorealeil not gtAi but dross. I bear my punishment--and yet I cry. Forgive ine and forget! I bear my woe In sflenee; sure If lore's true iray 1 have not learned, At leist I know how to endure! The heart Hint Ulou bast spurned Will not rapine IM fate but yet 1 cry. Forgive me and forget! Forglre: Karri re! Mo more I ask! Forgetttug easily will come, Ilut pardon Is a benrler4ask! Though lore's eweet lips ba dumb Jlsy pity s eyes with tears be net, With tears that plead Forgirel Forgvtl Let me not pass beyond thy stgBt With soul of all Its alas unebrlreu. To wani'er In an exile's night, Forgot but not forgiTenl Hut ere the sentence seal I to set ForglTel ForgtrH and then Forget 1 Nmy York Tribune. A MISTAKE. j Before ho went atnx to make kla fortnno Samuel Wndleigli liail been very much iu'loTo with Cora Enstmnn. It vftia a boy nnd girl ntfotohinent, nnd a , very romantic one. Tho boy wa a tall, : bluo eyed fellow, with a mnall wnlt nnd curly golden hulr thnt lay in thick little rings all over his head. Ho was at once very manly and very yonthfnl in appearance, and it would have lieen hard for a girl not to fall in lovo with hint if he had tried to make ber. Cora was a little brunette with big black eye nnd a good color, nnd he thought hot beautiful. He longed to offer her his hand aud heart and get her to engage herself to hint before he left home: but he reflected that ho had no right to bind her by any promise until ho was sure of that for tune ho was going to seek, and when ho yavo liei! a little forget-mo-not ring he only spoke of it tw a token of friendship. However, when they parted she know as well ns he did that ho loved her, and looked forward to the usual iinnle of a wedding. Time passed on. Tho young people wrote at first once a week, then once u month, then occasionally. "Absence" says tho modern poet "makes the heart grow fonder of somebody else." Young Wndleigh went a good deal into society abroad, and Cora had plenty of admirers. He got into a convivial set, where they tlrank a good deal of wino and had liberal views. Sho be came very pious, nnd rather leaned to prohibition. Their last letters were very formal, and when fifteen years had passed and Samuel Wadloigh found liini self coming homo with the fortuno lie had made after nil, he scarcely remem bered Cora Eastman. Certainly Cora did not know him. Tho light haired youth had changed into a man of 40. All his curls wcro gone, and his head to his ears was as smooth and shiny as a billiard ball. His waist was gone, too. Ho had the proportions of an alderman. Howovor, ho was still what people call a fine looking man. As for Corn, sho had all her black hair and no wrinkles, and had kept her trim littlo flguro, but sho liad changed curiovjwy. He knew her at onco, but she was not the same. What does Timo do to ns? When does he do it? How doos he do it? If wo women could but iind out I There was nothing to sigh over in Miss Eastman's case. Sho was a tight. trim little woman of fivc-and-thirty. but whero wore Cora's smilos? tho dim ples that seemed about to appear when she smiled? tho Boft brightness of the eyes? the way of looking and moving. All gone vanished 1 It did not occur to Mr. Wadleigh that he had altered much more itnever does occur to men. Ho told Miss Eastman that he was delighted to soo her onco more, and sho said polito things to him, wondering all the timo whother this could lie tho charming youth who used to sot her heart beating by a touch or a glanco this very nice person, portly, well to do, well mannered, but not in tho least interesting. She compared him unfavorably with Mr. Sweetsmile, the charming new clergyman who had just had a call to their church, and who had taken both her hands in his only yesterday and mid, "What we should do without you in the Sabbath school, Miss Eastman, I cannot imagine! Ho was charming! The course of events throw Samuel Wndleigh a great denl into the society of his old love; the families were con nected and movod in the same circle. By degrees he met small nieces and nephews who had been children when he went away, and were now young ladies aud gentlemen among them a certain littlo Cora, Miss Eastman's niece, prettier than she had ever been, and with all her witching ways, her half-hidden dimples, her smiles nnd her sweet side glances. She sat opposite him at tho-dinner table, and ho could fancy all the years rolled away, aud he the boy who gave the girl he loved the forget-mo-not ring. He remembered her n pudgy little child in white fur walking with her maid in the park and kissing her liand to auntie. "Wlmt h charming irH" he said to Miss Eastman. "You over again!" And then Miss Eastman made the younger Cora some nnd talk to "her old friend, Mr. Wadleigh." Cora had heard of him its the treiitle- manwhohad been her mint's admirer and lived single for her sake, and she was very nioe to him. She felt tliet he had a rownntio history, and that Aunt Cora ought to have been more, constant, and so she was, as we have Mid, very nice. And of all this Mr. Wadleigh never dresuued, and little thrills went through him, and he made up his mind that fate had been very good to him. Here was a lovely young creature exactly the sort of girl he admired smiling on liim and listening to all his coinpliuionts in away that encouraged him to itay more. "The elder Com is a very sensible wo man," he said to himself. "Hue hue quite forgotten old times; she lias none of those foolish little ways Mutt eowe wo men would lutve of reminding me tlt we were lovers. Really, some of those first letters of miue were tantamount to pro posals; but it is all over; I am quite free. I'm a good match. No doubt little Cora Will see tliat at once," aud after soli-iunly deliberating the onw and on- for thret days and nights he began to take Cora out to drive behind a lxtir of very hand some horses, to send her bouquet , and to invite her to the opera. As shore sided with her Aunt Cora ho naturally invited the other lady in, chat ron. He did not i-uy that, but liluinly she under Stood it. fur ahu left niotd uf tin talk to the gul iinilw.i- bomt'tuiuvt gimt' ami Ifileut. Once ol twice she e eu seemed to try to excuse heraelt. "So icrv Hfiisilile," thought Mr. Wail kltclu aud at la&t. whelt ho had. tie Im ciea, spent time cnongli dancing ntterm nnoe on this fair one, he seated himself one evening at his desk and wrote anJ offer of marriage. "Which," he added, "surely cannot surprise you yott must know by my manner how I feel." Tula ho addressed to Miss Cora East man and carried to the honie with his own hands. -"For Miss Cora," he said to the (serv ant. ' 'Don't make any mistake. " Not I, sor." said old William. "I know right well which lady it's for." wow ow Wlllltim lutdbean in the fam ily many years, ne well remembered taose old days when this gentleman was spoken of as Mr. Samuel, Miss Cora's sweel heart, in the kitchen. Ho had no donbt whatever that the letter in his hand was meant for big young lady. The "bit of n girl," her niece, he still considered A child,' nnd so With slow and Solemn steps he made his way to Miss Eastman's own room, rapped on the door, opened it nnd entered on tjptoe. sBlsj uorn" sBldhe lnnn awful whii- ner. ."Ulster Saamwell I rflenn Mr. WliUeiSh-'toiUQ mo to give yon this qune,pnvHrer anu to ue particular niiotic It." tluwk yon, William," saidMissEast- lnaiT, and when he was gone she sat looking at the envelope rather dismally. At lost she opened and read it. "1 thought o," Sho commented, with a little groan. On the evening he had appointed in his letter Mr. Wadleigh rang the door bell a little apprehensively. He had a carnation in his buttonhole and tt big bouquet in his hand. William opened the door, nis smilu was confidential. "Miss Com said if you would take a sato in the library she'd rosave j-ou in n fow minutes," ho whispered, and Mr. Wadleigh en tered tho library. Hero nil was very quiet nnd no cnllers would intrude. Hero he would loam his fato. "And why should I fear it?" he asked, surveying himself iu tho glass over the mantelpiece. Yot all tho sumo he was conscious of a certain tremor, rather inward than outward, and his ears burned. Ten minutes at leant wero given him in which to quiet himself. Then n door opened at the end of the library and a figure entered Com. He started up nnd advanced toward it. It wns Cora certainly, but not the one ho expected not hi,a new lovo, but his old. Ho stopped stood still. She advanced; sho held liis letter in her hand. It suddenly dawned upon him that William had made a mistake. "Pray be seated," said Miss Eastman. nnd he wns very glad to sit down. "I bog," said the lady, "that you will givo mo a littlo time. I can not formu late my ideas as I desiro to. I" "Oh, tako time, tako timer said he, and walked away to the window. It was all up with him, ho felt. She would shortly exclaim, "Samuel, I am yours!" and perhaps fall into his arms. All tho mistaken spinsters and widows in tho plays did that, nnd he must make up his mind to it. There had been a tacit engagement between them. It hud never been broken off. He had written to Cora Eastman. Sho was Cora Eastman. Nothing could alter that, and ho could not injure and insult her. After all, she was a nico little woman, nnd of tho proper age for his wife. Sho wns pretty still, she was good. Ho had not the strength of mind to col out of this fix, unless it had been bad enough to warrant him in cntting his throat. And nt this moment she spoke. "Samuel," she said she had not called himiiamnel since his return "Samuel, have found words at last. Come hero." Ho cumo aud sat down in n great chair opposite her. "You can t tell how I feel," said she. 'You tell me I must have oxpected this letter, but I did not. I thought youhnd forgotten. If you had said a word one word. I was very coustnnt for years, but time lias an influence. I've altered; so havo you. I did not know you when I first saw you, but still had I guessed I should have thought it my duty to try I I it must come out somehow. I am engaged to be marriod to our pastor, Mr. Sweetainile, and I feel that I havo chosen for my happiness. Don't feel too bad, Samuel. I will always bo a sister to you." Ten minutes before this Mr. Wadleigh would have fancied that he must rejoice at this termination of their meeting. Here he was out of his dilemma, free again. All he liad to do was to bow, look grave, accept the position of friend and brother, and retire gracefully! but, after all, he bad been refused, and he felt angry. He had been informed that he was no longer an Adonis, and he was hurt; and somehow Corn, in her excite ment under the influence of emotion, and in tlie shadows of the library, looked so ohanning that some portion of his old love Hprung to life again. Now that he know he could not get her, and that some one else wanted her, she became desirable. "I am an idiot," he said aloud, wid Cora answered: "Oh, dear, not I shall always remem ber yonr truth anil oongtauoy very ten derly." He bowed and took his hat He bowed again and retired to the door. As he went along the passage to tlie central hall of the large house he hen,rd. the front door open. "William, where is auntie?" said Cora's voice. "In the library," Baid William. "Bnt don't you go there. Mr. Samuel is in there offering of hisself. Poor gentle, man, I'm afraid it's the day after tlie fair; but such is life." Then Cora giggled and ran upstairs. Mr. Wadleigh never, proposed to the yonngost Mihs Eastman. Later he mar ried a showy widow who admired him intensely. She had no young Samuel Wndleigh with hyacinthine locks and blender waiht to compure him with, and still Mrs. Bweethunle keeps a little forget-me-not ring in a little Kuasia leather box and looks at it sometimes. "Poor fellow!" she sighs. "How true and faithful he was to me, and how little I deserved it!" Mary Kyle Dallas in Firenido Companion. In Knglaud, where particular attention lias been lven t the hitls: t of electric brakes, a uie.uis baa Ik-i i ili-co t red b wluch a tiaiu going thirty miles an hour can by an electrical brake la brought to a standstill iu a sjiace of 00 feet. III.' i avw a-sitflied by WVel.il phy-si ii.tii- iiinl ili-.it,V'ita for the tact that iuan I e ' ii- victims to the opium vh 4k flom tin-use uf aiitlp) rme. A Kreut uiiinbei f s-'iiuK women, mid espc lulh female 1 1, i l.r., tke antipyreiie in ni ii qi.umui.-n ih.it it dually loae its restura Uve power. Then they resort to luur-uuiiie. OCEAN VOYAGE ON ICE. A NOVEL PROPOSITION TO CROSS THE WATER TO EUROPE. A l'laii Which Would lie Very l'opiilar If l'rnetleuble llntnlls That Present a Mighty l'lciialiig Picture This Scheme Would lli Away with All Dnngorat Sen. Newton discovered that apples fall to tho ground because thoy nro heavier than the atmosphere, and Galileo was tlie first to find out thnt icebergs float because they are lighter than water. Many grand remits are attributable to tlio first of these divinations of ono of these long impenetrable mysteries, and mot astonishing consequences nro nliout to attend the application of the second fact of natural philosophy. It is rather extraordinary, when you come to think of it, thnt BOO years should have elapsed between tho discovery that ice would float and the practical determination to float it. But man has a way of making liis utilitarian purposes answer a crying necessity, of doing things only when the world seems to lo able no longer to do without them. Ituilrond travel is little moro than n hundred years old, yet we wonder how mankind managed to do without it for 0,000 or 7,000 years. A NOVr.T, SOHEMK. It is promised to construct n dozen towing ve. els of maximum power, to tie operated singly, in pairs, ill gronps, or all at once, ns the circumstances may determine. Theso will be constructed with Bpecinl reference to their' uses nnd will be in mnny ways unique. Those will lie sent into thp polar regions to gather tows of the greatest practicable burden that may lio suited to trnflio nnd transportation. As theso vast areas of ice become detached by force of winds and currents thoy have a natural ten dency toward wanner latitudes, and move with mteh rcadinoss that no great force will lie required to give them reg ular direction along a desired course. Unassistcl theso monsteV bergs frequent ly npproneh to within -lb degs. of the equator,' and by expediting their sjjeed they could be got to that point with per fect heenrity nnd with little diminution of their original bulk. These tows, ranging in oxtent from one to five acres and iu height above water from fifty to three thundred feet, will bo brought into direct competition with tho English, French nnd German lines of steamers plying between Now York nnd European points during tho summer Reason. On theso floating islands of ice will bo every imagined' conven ience for tho comfort and pleasure of passengers and tho rates of passage will be reduced to tho minimum of profit. In this hitter particular tho projectors of the scheme seem to us to havo mado a serious mistake. The inducement to travel by this means will bo sufficient without making any sacrifico of passage money. It is estimated that the trip from Liverpool to Now York can bo mado within two days of tho best run ning timo of tho ocean greyhounds; but this increase of timo will make no dif ference to tho passengers, who will find tho extra pleasure of tho voyage more than n compensation. luxury on an iCEnr.na. The appointments will be luxurious, rugs, cushions, nwnings, easy chairs nnd sofas, water proof mattings, and to secure privacy n unique arrangement of screens for those who do not caro to patronize tho bertlis will be hewn In tho side ele vations of tlie berg. Ono part of tho ico palace will be reserved for skating nnd slodding, another part for various games aud sports, while near the center, se cluded from one another, will be two basins cut into tho ice and filled with Bait water for tho benefit of those who may Wish to tako plungo baths. All tho cook ing for the pasHungers will bo done on board t'ae tugs and will bo transferred to tho "island" in small boats. Tho tables will bo hiiuple ledges of ice nt short in tervals. Thyfo will be promenades and "climbs," and ono of tho favorito under takings with the adventuresome will bo mounting to tho unexplored regions of the masses that tower 800 feet nbnvo the mean level of tho iUnml. There will bo no danger of any ono freezing to death, as tho supply of rugs, blankets, etc., will enable each person to control tho temperature to suit himself, and it i.i estimated that tho average tem perature will be about 50 deg. Tlie pon derosity of the ice mass will grpatly di minish the rolling motion incident upon ordinnry travel, and will correspondingly decrease tho liability to seasickness, it very grave consideration with many who are deterred from ocean voyaging through their horror of mal do mer, nnd in cane of storm it ctm bo understood what great advantages tho passengers would cifjoy in comparative freedom from disturbing commotion. As only about the eighth part of the entire bulk of one of these maswes of ico shows aliovo the water this new stylo of ocean sailer would be most substantial, and it is even lielieved each island might be used to tow a cargo back to England. At any rate, the quality of ice brought .into New York harbor each trip would revolutionize the ioe trafUo in that city. The prospect held out by the Chicago man is delightful to contemplate, and we cau imagine the joy of 800 perRons sailing the ocean blue on an island of ice, reclining upon hammocks of crystal, laughing in the fnce of baffled Sol, and calling down blessings on the blustering fnt king of the frigid north. Ah! the ineffable bliss of freezing nnd thawiug at pleasure! It is hoped the iceberg transit company will lie organ ized in short prder. Chicago Inter Ocean. Keleelhig a Hoarding llouae. A man came into my study last weok who told me of a new method of finding a bi larding place. Ho went, he said, into a good meat shop, and asked the butcher to tell him of the boarding houses where he sold tlie best meat. The butcher gave him two places, and he at once went and engaged board. The method wub new to me, but it was pretty wise. It was certainly going to the foundation ot thing. Advance. Postuuiiter General Wanainaker says that durli-i the year )H9 tliere were re ceived at the dead letter postoffioe 2,300, 000 letters from the 401 free delivery poetoffl-es in the UnitedStates. Uom Miii-li Im Ife Wortb.' Or. 11 i I 1 --lit qU'-tlo'ls. this is the one mott tree.i-.-.itly nked Jt U, m fm-t. the great quest "-ii ..f the (lay. NoboUy to speak of in, juii s Ie- houeat.'" " "is he patriot-, " V. . rvltodj put the query : "Win t l.s he worth?" Money i not meroly the commercial standard of value, but too ivtun tlie criterion of social poai-.--si te tmwhttonn of rlinrgnlftg,. . BISONIC FETE DAYS. Whnt tho Antiquarian nf 2,000 Years Ilonco Will Think of the Present. Imngino n cultivated person from Hin dostnn, or say the heart of Australia a man who knew the English language thoroughly, but who by sad fate had nover heard of n baseball game sitting down to read a skillfully written nccount of a grent contest like that between the TJuffnlos aud the New Yorks. To make tho point plainer yet imagine this schol arly gontlomnn as living 3,000 years hence, and as having dug up from tho ruins of Buffalo a perfectly preserved newspaper of tho date Juno 21, 1800. In nrchnxdogicnl ccstttBy ho seats himself amid tho ruins of tho soldiers' monu ment looking just ns thoy do now nnd proceeds to read: "Giants jumped on. Buffalo wipes tho diamond with Now York's pets. Buck Ewing told tho mighty pltohor to gather up his loins nnd mow down tho Bisons. When the Bisons put on a clincher in tho ninth Buck took off his red overshirt, donned n blnok and white blazer nnd packed up tho Giants' tmps, vowing that ho nnd Koofo would kill the Bisons to-morrow. Crnno soaked one man. White was nailed between sec ond and third," etc. . Now this naturally will puzzlo tho scholarly gentleman; nor will ho receivo light from other copies ot other papers of tho same period, no will read how ono mighty man "fanned tho nir," how nnother "died nt third," and how sovcral weio "sacrificed" amid great rejoicing. In his erudite history of "Tlio Ancient Aniorican Republics and tho Causes Which Led to Their Decay" we would find some such paragraphs aB these: "From tho perfectly preserved record of their sports it may bo asserted yith ont qualification that tho Americans were tho most brutalized and blood thirsty peoplo who ever laidclaiin to any degreo of enlightenment. Tho aronic sports of Rome were lesa debasing, nnd showed far greater regard for human life. Iu the priceless Ancient Print col lection made by the author is a perfect record of ono of tho Blsonin feto days. It is matter of fact in touo, yet tho old chronicler was gifted with raro skill, for, HkowHomer, he pictures tho most thrilling events in tho simplest language. "Here, too, is nndisputnblo proof that there wero giants in those days. Thoy wero so largo and savage that tho spec tators sat in iron cages, and tho young men who did combat with thorn, Bomctimesj riding or possibly driving wild bisons, braved death for victory. Often nt theso so called games, tho con testants in which sought to pitch each other out of tho arena, the overwrought men would often die while running (evi dently pursuing or fleeing from tho giants). Those who survived wcro often sacrificed on a hot plate, while tho popu lace, safe in their cages, would howl with bloodthirsty rago of delight. "Frequont allusions to 'soaking' probably in boiling oil and to the con testants being 'nailed' show that these horrible diversions combined tho hazards of n Roman arena with the iiondish atrocities of tho inquisition." Buffalo Express. A .Straight Story. Thero was a ono legged man nt the Brush street depot tho other day who was nsking for alms, nnd who claimed that his leg had been bitten off by n sltark. Ono of tho men nccostcd looked him over nnd said: "I saw you iu Buffalo nbout a month ngo, nnd you then told me that an alli gator bit your leg off." "Yes." "I saw you iu Cleveland last week, and yon then claimed to have fallen under a street car." "Yes." "Do you change your story in every town?"' "Mofst always"." "Well, now, tell mo how you really did lose your leg and I'll giro yon n dime." "Honest?" "Yes." ' Well, sir, I jumped in front of n mowing machine to save tho lives of fivo or six littlo children, nnd while I lost my leg not ono of them got a scratch." "Don't believe it, but here's your ton," said tho man as tho crowd raised a langh, Detroit Free Press. To Cure lllark Ileada. Pink wants to know how to euro en larged poreaof tho face, black heads nnd durk rings round tho oyes. AH three symptoms combined show n system very much out of ordor. There must bo im mediate nnd thorough rofonn in habits, coarse, laxative diet and medicinoe, washing the face with borax water many times a day, and when dry nibbing it softly but flnnly with a rublier hand hrnsh. This is n nioe thing for tho complexion iu all cases, whether to remove tho shiny look left by washing with soap nnd to give the velvety finish (which it does bet ter than chamois skin) or to cloar tho enlarged pores of secretions. Mild fric tion with it improves the action of tlie skin and reduces the pores. Blackheads indicate a constipated condition, com plete relief uf which is the only penna nent enre for these unsightly iqiots. The dark circles round the eyes will prob ably disappear with the other symp toms. Shirley Dare. A Story of Hyron. Among the stories related in Mr. Will iam Archer's new life of Macready. the actor, is tbis; Macready had won dis tinction in the provinces, and -visiting to nppoar iu London sought Lord Byron's influence to procure an engagement at Drury Lane. Among other things the person who spoke to Lord Byron iu his bohalf mentioned that Macready was a man of excellent character. "Ah, then," said Lord Byron, "I suppose he asks five pounds u week more for his morality," and tho negotiation fell through. If tin- halt held in solution in the ocean were spread over the earth it would form a layer of more tlian thirty feet deep covering the whole globe. Great lSzpeetatlons, Mrs. Tiptop Why in the world did you allow your daughter to engage her self to Mr. Chnrclimouse? He hasn't a cent, Mrs. Highup No, not yet; but think of his prospects. Mrs. T. Prospects? Why, there are ton H es between him and the family fortune, and they are all strong, healthy ) oriUK men. Mrc. U. Yen; but none of them can get fr iui his ho.uu to Ida lauduewi with out crumsiu : Broadway. New York Wrlj. Tho htfthrst exercise of rhnrllv Is cbnl ty toward tho unoharltnhlc. 100 Ladles Wanted. nd 100 men to call nt driiaclsts, for a free package of Lane's Kindly Medicine, the great root anil herb remedy, dlscovecro byDr Sllns Iine while In the Itockv moun tains. For dlsenses of the blond, liver and kidneys it is a nositive cure. For ronstlivi- ttotinnd clearlnj; up the complexion it doc wonders. Children like it. Everyone praises it. Large-size package, 50 cents. Al all dniKMisU' Tho man who sat on a paper of lacks said ihoy reminded hhn of the Incoao tax. Wo Catitlmi All Against Tlicm. The minrecedeiileu success ami merit at ni 'a ('roam Halm a i eal cure fnr catarrh, hay feVei and cohl In the head has Induced many adven tures tn place catarrh medicines ueartaK smin reserablanre In apiieanineo, stjle or name upon the market. In order to trade upon the reputa tion nf Kly's Cream llalm. Don't lie deceived. uu; oniy itiys cream mini. Manv III your Im mediate localltv will teslirv In lilL'heM. enlii. mcmlalloii of It. A particle Is a piled Into eaeli nostril: nn phIii: aim-cable to nsi . Price rfl cents. man If often highly esteemed for what we don't know about him. Unlit It to the. Light. The mull who tells von ediiltileillliillv incr what will cure your cold Is prescribing Kemp's Hal sim this year. Iu the preparation ol tills remarkable medlelne for cmulm nml enhu itn expense I spared to combine only the best and uiiesi iiiKrenicuis. iioiu a nouio ot hemp's- blll.Hl ti. tilt. II..M n.iil I....U li..A..At. I. ..ntlA nun ii!Mig ... 1111. ilg the brhjht, clear look: then compare with olhei remedies, targe bottles at all drttSHlsts, 60 'i-ius mm i. limine umue iree. Life Is too short to dwell on failures- push on to a now success. The Verdict Unanimous, w n Unit- ni.iw,t.i iti,..,.,u r.wt ,n.etnA "I can recommend Uleetrie Hitters as the very lu st iciiu-dy. Kvery bottle sold has Riven relief In every case. One man took six bottles, and was cured orilheumatlsni of 10 years' standing.' Abraham Hare, driuatlst, llellvllle, Ohio, af II mis: "The best selling medlelno I have ever handled 111 my 20 years experience is Electric Hitters." Thouiauilsofothershaveadded their testimony, so that the verdict Is unanimous that Fleet rle lllltcrs do cure all diseases ot the Liver Kiilm-vsnr llloixi. Onlv a half dollar a bottle at Hclicr's Drugstore. Passionate expressions and vehement as sertions arc no argumonts. unless It bo of the weakness of tho causo that Is defended by them, or of tho man that defends it. Answur Tills Question. Wliv ibi if, mnnt ,,rv,,,ln wn a.wt nMiiml iis seem lo prefer to slider nnd he made miserable by Indigestion, Constipation, Dizziness, Loss of Appetite, Coming Up of the KoikI, Yellow Skin, when for 75 cenlB vc will Hell them Shiloh's System Vital iuer, guaranteed to cure them. Sold nt Hlcrv's or Thomas' drugstore. Full many a man, who now do'.h cheat the printer; Will waste his yoice upon the heated air, And vainly slsh for cooling breeze, of winter When be Is punished for his Bins down there. Knlloli's Catarrh Itemedy. Kluloh's Catarrh Itcmedv, a marvelous cure for Catarrh, Diplitlieiin, Canker Mouth, and Heail-Aclic. With each bottle then' is uu ingenious Nasal Injector tor the more successful treatment of theso com plaints without -xtrn charge. Price 60 cents Sold at Ilicrv's or Thomas' (Imp; store. "It Is melancholy," said Oulila, "losec how largo the proportion Is of j otitic ladies who marry tole'.y to get rlil of their moth ers." Hut alas! Too often the husband finds that they haven't got rid of their mothers. Ills' liody Terribly Mangled. A shocking accident occurred nt tho Union Kiilttlmr alllls, whereby Isaac Cox was horribly imitllaled. lied l'lag Oil. the; famous l'aiu Cure was ipilcklv applied, and rccovory soon follow ed, you can try this great remedy for US cents. Ify ii want to ilrlvo away Dyspepsia, lllllous iiubs, Constipation, Poor Appetite, nnd nil evils irisliijt Irani a dlsordeied 1,'vcr, use Dr. tae's Liver llegulntor. Tilal bottles free at Thomas' Drngsliu'e. One who wants lo he the object of sood feelings on the part of others must ho tho subject of such feelings toward them. This Is what Solomon meant when ho said that "he that hath friends must show him self frlcr.dlv." A cross, Ill-tcmpcred, and sour-mlniled man who really loves nobody, Is too baleful and odious to Invito (he af fection nf others. diaries Cosjfrove I Wliti lias nut been able to attend lo his business Inr years, was interviewed by our raiHirlvr yesterday, and says. For years I was tiouliled with Hright's dlsonse of the Kidneys The doctors save me up. lhroiig.li an Eastern friend I obtained a botlle of Sulphur Hitters. 1 took five bot tles anil now I um alniott well. Keith sells them. Sun Francisco, Oil. "I.ouk here, Matilda," said a Galves ton lady lo tlie colored cook", "you sleep rljjit close tn tlie chicken house and yon must of heard thoso. thieves stoaling the chickens." "Yes. mn'ara, I heerd dc chickens holler, and I heerd de wolcos ob do men." "Why didn't you ro out, then?" "Case, ma'am, I knowod my old faddcr was out dar, an' I wouldn't hab him know I'm I cm' coi.llilence in lilm foali all de chickens In tie world." AycrV Hair Vigor ro-tures color and vilalily lo weak and gray hair. Through its healing and cleansing ; i lilies, it pre vent tlie accumulation id dandruff and cures nil sc!p diseases. The best hair dressing ever made, and by far the most aooiiQMlfnl. A small ragged boy entered an oyster house In Salem, Mass., and asked: "Will you sell tne an oyster for a cent? I wnnt it for my sick mother." "What Is the matter with Your mother?" asked the man, as he proceeded to fill a can with oysters thinking he would help lo relieve a case of suffering. "She's gol a black oyo," was the reply. The benevolence rapidly faded from the inltid of the oyster man, as he put one oyster In a paper bag. The World's 1'Hlr. The f xi itement caused this great event is scarcely equaled by that produced by the great di&covcry of Dr. Miles the Restora tive Nervine It sneedilv i ores nervous prostration, change f liu-, pain, dullness and confusion In head, lit-, sleeptessnewh the blues, neuralgia, palpitation, mmtlily pains, etc ('. W. Snow A-1 o , ot Syracuse, N. Y-, Tallsitt and M'ss, ul ( ,reeitlurg, fnd , and A. W. Illai klcirn, nt ..sier.O., saw that "I In- Xfiuiu s, lis l ii, r tliso anything f nn -M, mnl cm- .ni versa I satisfaction." Dr. Milt:' uu iUnirtsl trralisc on the Nerve and Heart and trial bottles free at Bier) or Thomas' drug store.