The Carbon advocate. (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, July 26, 1890, Image 4

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THE GfcNERAL FAVORITE.
"TtoKrnnsrn " afd MMWtnbol Jotsw
To hrr imlglil-or, Zcruvlft Barry;
' Til BtmiifM' I fWlare U It Isn't '
Tbftt Nancv TerhiuiG doMn't marry.
ShA's bad ofTrrw rtmujcb. (roortnewi knowt;
80 ttant lnirt furtitoh n rn-vm.
And no longer nho blooms n n lose.
For this in her twentieth i.n
Why, thern a ptcnf tlmt jear
At Fanner Teiliune'B, 1 t.-rmMiibpr.
And Nutipy wi Jut B'VMitMMi
Her birthday the flrrt of St-ptemln-:
Atid shn wan tlw Hfn of It nil,
A crentutv uf frrtlle ami f uni
Atid Some uf tho fftrlH that were there
Were mightily joloun of Nuncj
"She wasn't n flirt or coqtiette,
AS ever I could discorer.
But, somehow, as soon as sho d won,
8ha was nhvayg rifrfit oflt with a lover;
Y6t ob, she won pleasant and hind.
With manners no easy and hearty,
TVe knew we should have a pood time
If Naucy was one of our party.
"And 'tis strange I declare now It IV"
Bald Mchltabcl Joaes, rather nettle. 1,
That Nancy the belle of tli ptuee -Wasn't
Ioiik ajjo married and settled
She's nlli on to forty, you know.
And with young folks no longer should min
gle; But eh laughs with our girl and our boy,
Who rejoice that she still remains single."
"I see how It it" with a nod
Said her neighbor, Zeruvia Barry;
"The general favorite's the one
You'll find the least likely to marry.
And though she may be very oft
By match making parties berated,
Bhe'll be miwtl very, very much more
Than her Rimers-- the married and mated."
New York Ledger.
PLAYED CHIPPLE.
Col. Bloodgitt' daughter, Zaldie, was
exceedingly liantUoine, but wu so
liauglity and Imjieriows tlwt the young
men of the community stood ill awe o
her. Tho colonel and his daughter lived
In an old stone house, moss grown and
covered with vines. A stream that came
tumbling out of tha hills swept past the
foot of the garden at the back of the
house, and the fox, plnying among the
purple lark spurs, barked the whole
night through. Every surrounding wore
the soft color of romauco, and every
sound about the old plnce seemed to be
inspired by a lurking sentiment. The
old man sat all day on tho broad porch
smoking his pipi, while Zaldio sang old
songs or played with a dog on the soft
and grassy slope. Every ono had come
to believe that tho girl lived merely to
scorn marriage in her gentle and beauti
ful way, and there was not n swain in
all the neighborhood that dared to
breathe a hope of winning her.
Luke Brizentine, who owned tho finest
horse in the country and had therefore
strong claims, hnd asked her to sharohis
life of corn bread and wild mustard
greens, and had not only beon rejected,
but was violently kicked down the stops
by the old man. Sol. Matterson had
been equally presumptuous, and although
he owned a water mill ail a pretty fair
article of bay steers, the old colonel shook
iitui until n dry grin of anguish that
lasted several days settled on his. face,
One day n, slim young fellow named
Qriggle M. Hobinson, while passing
through the settlement, caught sight of
the girl as she played with tho dog. Ho
saw her hair waving like new wheat
straw dashed about, and he heard tho
musio of her voice, nnd then he swore
that .lio would win her. Ho stopped at a
neighboring village, and in nil adroit
way drew tho landlord into telling what
he knew of her. Then ho went to hie
room to meditate upon a plan of action,
and he was greatly encouraged, for
Qrigglo was a lawyer and had practiced
before a justice of the lieaco. At mid
night, just as his candle placed on the
hearth had begun to nod, ho got up,
laughed softly, nud in his subdued
ecstasy gently bumped his head against
the wall. His plan had ripened.
"I havo heard," ho said to himself,
"that pity is ukin to love. Glorious
poet who wrote that linel Ah I what a
will ho could havo drawn upt what a
writer of mortgages he would have made!
I will go to that house ft painful cripple;
with a few dollars in my pocket, and
engage board. They will not refuse me.
I will converse with her asthe days pass
and my own words nnd her own pity
shall lnmllo her soul into a ilameof love,
Then, when sho is mine, I will stand
out before her a strong and sound man
and what was pity shall turn to pride.
Qriggle M. Robinson you woro born to
be great."
The afternoon was beautiful. Zaldie,
tired of play and tired of singing, sat
with her father on tho poroh, and the
dog, -with a garland of larkspurs about
bis neck, snapped at the horbo llios that
came buzzing through tho warm air.
"Who is that at the gate?' the colonel
asked.
"Oh, it is a poor, crippled man," the
girl answered.
"Comerighton in!" tho old man shout
ed. "Zoldie, holp him up tho steps.
"un, no," tno cripple pleasantly an
awered, coming forward; "I can help
myself."
He came up on the porch not ungrace
fully, and after bowing with it, grateful
air eat flown on a chair which the girl
ran and brought for him.
"You look so tired," said the girl. "Let
me get a pillow for you to n-styour head
on."
"On, no," Qriggle responded, looking
up and untiling. "You hnvo already
made mo so comtortable tliat that
Hera he broko dowu.
"Tut, tut," said the colouel, wheeling
about in hi chair. "We hs,ve only done
for you what we should do for any one
in distress. Where do 3-011 live, luthr"
"I live many miles from here," Urig-
gie replied; "that is, the brown mil
among which I once lumpily dwelled
are many a weary day's journey from
this romantic place.
"Why, my dear sir, you do not talk
like an ignorant excuse me a crippled
man."
"Oh, papa," the girl interposed, "crip
pled men, 1 should think, cau talk
well as uny one else."
"Well," aaid tho old man, nerutchitig
Ida head, "not m a general thing. There
la Hamp Smith, for instance. He is
crippled, and I don't know that I ever
aaw a worse talker. However, tliat is
neither here nor there. What can w
do for your
"You oan, if you will, do a great deal
for mo. I will explain my situation: It
was absolutely mtoewiary for nut to have
a change of soeno, uml I started out with
that end in view. I liave traveled many
miles, have crossed many rivers, but this
is the only place that holds out a proui
Iso of rest. Now, to oni' at unco to tht
point, I want to board with w.u for
While."
"Why, my dear sir," tin
man exclaimed, "I iit-v-n 1
in my life."
"1.1 gentle
I. ii oo.uder I
'But, papu," the girl .iiic kh sputa' up.
"do let n tuku liiui just 1i 1 v, lul, . u
Way. It can du us no li,um, uuii t ill Ut
60 much of a limiftil to him."
"AH right. 1i.im- it your way."
What A glorioiiH tune it w.is for Irig
glel He v. ,'ul.l me on u runlir ln-inn. iu
the yard Wat' hum li- kuI hi her joous
play, and mi wmi.ill) urniM omni
upmiteUH' m-l ii. 1 1 throw ,'i h.tiujriil
iit floWfTK ut hi in
"LVi't 1. 1 u I h !l,..t .,ll 1 ,.ul, toiiip
with JU8T" kin -keil 011.1 du
Qrigglo sobbud aud luuuud Ills head ou
the bark of t) 1m h.1i.
"Oh! plea . lloli't en
the gill 111!
jalored. "J il ui . m & to hurt urn iaul
Ings. Come, look up now,
Bee What a!
pretty flower this Is."
"It is a lovely flower," he answered,
looking up, "but I have Been lovelier
ones in fact, I see a lovelier one now."
"I wouldn't allow any one else to say
that," she answered, smiling.
"Then I indeed enjoy a glorious privi
lege."
"If it is glorious to you it is surely
pleasant to me."
"Won't you eit beeido me?" he nskod.
Sho Bat down. He stroked her hair.
The angels must have spun this Bilk,"
he said.
'Well, I wish the angels would take
oare of it, for it is very troublesome."
"Zaldie is a pretty name."
"Do you think so? I always thought
it was horrid, but if you think it il
pretty I will try to think do."
"Do you know what I wish I were.
little girl? I wish I were a great strong
man, with 11 face so handsome that you
could not help loving me; but alast I am
ouly a cripple."
He leaned his head on the buck of the
bench again. "Oh! please don't do that,"
sho implored. "If you ouly knew hov
I pity you. I cannot tell you how much
1 have enjoyed your society you came
to me as something to care for and"
"Ami what?"
Ho looked up and gazed in her eyes.
"And it would grieve me to give you
up," she timidly rejoined.
'Then why give me up? ' lie passion
ately cried. "Let me live here; bo my
wife."
Both of them put their heads on tha
back of the bench.
That night its Griggle straightened
out his leg nnd got into bed he inused:
sna is mine, uiorious ueing, unggie
M. Robinson has won you." .
The old man, whose heart was held by
the girl, gave his consent. The wedding
day was fixed. It was evening and
Qriggle nnd Zaldie stood near the gar
den gate. "Loved one," ho said, "you
shall never bo feorry."
"I know that, dear."
"And when you boo other men fo active
and strong you will not have a secret
contempt for me?"
"Never."
"Zaldie," he exclaimed, "lain sure you
shall not. I am no cripple. I am one oi
the sounde.t lawyers you ever saw.
Look." He straightened out his leg and
hopped about si x icet. The girl shrieked
nnd tied to the house. Qriggle, knowing
that her joy wa 1 overpowering, and that
the had run to tell her father, followed.
Tho old colonel came out. . "My dangh
ter has told mo all," he exclaimed. "Vile
wretch, you havo dpoeived me and broken
my daughtir's heart. You are not a
cripple, hut a lawyer! I will teach you
u lebson.
Ho seized a hickory cane that stood
leaning ngi.inst tho railing of the gallon-,
aud with tho wild strength of jus
tice raised a goo.:e egg between Qriggle s
eyes.
Ihe shrewd but unfortunate young
man has gone Duck to the turmoil of his
cross roudu homo, and is practicing law
beforo 11 nero justice of the peace.
Opie P. Head in Courier-Journal
The Notjlu Dug llatlier.
Among the many occupations that
men follow is the singular vocation of
dog bather. Apropos of this there call
ed tho other day at a fashionable up
town residence a very elegant young
Frenchman, faultlessly gloved and
clothed in garments of the latest cut,
Ho sent up a card which bore the name
of a Freiichiannly of the paute noblesse.
The hostess, somewhat surprised, re
ceived him with bewitching courtesy,
after havin made a most elaborate
toilet.
"I ev called," explained the visitor,
with a profound salute, "for Eat you ev
a dog. lies it so? '
"1 es, sho an twered.
"Very well, bleu. Shall I ev zo honoi
to gif him ze bath? Feefty cent for ze
bath only, maCemofhelle. I batho ze
dogs of many distinguished families.
I"
"No, sir," responded the hostess,
coldly.
"Bien ver well. I leef my card."
The chagrin of the lady may be iina-;.
ined, since she hod spent nearly an horn
in prepariuj? to meet her aristocratic
guest. Troth.
Heaving; or lifting.
An old cuitora formerly prevalent in
many pans of England was thut oi
"heaving" or "lifting," mostly performed
in tho open street. People formed into
parties of twelve or more, and from
every one "lifted" they extorted a con
tribution. There is said to be a record
iu the Tower of London of certain pay
meuts made to ladies and maids of honor
for taking King Edward I. in his bed at
Easter, whence it has been presumed
that he was lifted according to tho cus
tom which then prevailed among all
ranks througlviM', tho kingdom, Chum'
bers Journal.
Tito Caro of the Face.
You want to keep your skin nico all
summer? Well, then, here are some
rules for you:
Don't bathe in hard water; soften it
Willi a few dropi of ammonia or it little
borax.
Don't hatha yonr face while it is very
warm, and never uso very cold water
for it.
Don't wash your face when you are
traveling, unless It is with a littlo alco
hol and water or a little vaseline.
Don't attempt to remove dust with
cold water; givo your faco a hot bath
using plenty of good soap, then give it a
thorough rlnUng with water that has
had the chill taken oft it.
Don't rub your face with a coarse towel
just remember it is not made of cast
iron, and treat it as you would the finest
porcelain gently and delicately.
Don't n-w a sponge or linen rag for
your face; choose, Instead a flannel one,
Don't believe you oan get rid of wrin
kles by tilling in the crevices with pow
der. Instead, give your face n Russian
bath every night that is, bathe it with
water so hot that you wonder how vou
can stand it, aud then a minute after
with cold water that will make it clow
with warmth; dry it with a soft towel
aud go to bed, nnd you ought to sleep
jikb u Lxiuy, wane your sain is growing
firmer ami oecoming tree from wrinkles,
New York Hun.
IiHsrkl-iuif the King of nuance.
With the Barou de Rothschild I did
not get ou at all. He spoke English so
like my French that the sltuaUo&waa
iwlnftll.
"I am from the Qrapldc," said I.
"Alii" said he; "zo London Qwapl
6nue; it ees 0110 great paper."
"No," said I. "The New York Dally
uraphie."
"Ahl" said he; "J Gee. No, I know
nuaaing about eet.
"But I have come to speak upon f)an
ciai maiiare.
"Fenarno?" lie asked.
"Yes," said I. "Finance."
"Ah!" he said; "a$ ees one gr-r-r-and
suiiject- of which Jjean speak not any
king at all. "Julian Ralph iu Chatter.
Juuga vi. Jury.
A Boston man brings forward sixty
four jury Ux won which were against
hiw, eiuty, tart aud common sense, aud
arfutw that had each case been left to
the judge u fair aud honest decision
w ooia hfcYe been nmdu. The judge way
BuUletlUlen be a Solomon in wuduiu, b'
ut 19 1'Ul he Uul 10 i u uuhk. V W
file tll.rrnl Drift of liellRluun Thought.
The drift of modern thought, no any
ono can discover in our current litera
ture, in newspapers, magazines and re
views, is not anti-rellgiouH, but the re-
verse. That the drift is aiitt-eculefna-tioal
and anti-dogmatic hi equally ee-"
tlu. The pulpit has almost abandoned
poletnlo utterances. Scores and hun
dreds of churches would not endure
them. They were once tho fashion, and
public debates on the rites and doctrines
of opposing wets were in high favor.
We have outgrown all that. The change
is partly due to social and commercial
causes. The Calvinist has fallen in love
With the Methodist, and has not found
the heresy to be very pernicious. The
Trinitarian has entered into partnership
with the Unitarian, aud discovered the
latter to be the soul of honor.
Impatience with dogma is not neces
sarily tho repudiation of doctrine. Tho
truest reason may break with the logi
cal rofhioments of the schools. Tho antl
dogmatio drift of our time dooa not im
press mo as antagonizing intelligence in
religion, as hostile to analysis, defini
tion and systematic arrangement, but
as intent upon calling a halt upon spoo
ulative audacity, nnd insisting that the
ology, like Boience and phll6sophy, shall
deal only with what oau be accurately
known. It demands tho rigid applica
tion of the Baconian method, in which
facts aro tho groundwork of theory. It
demands a simpler creed, but it wants a
croed, and it would repudiate any creed
which lacked the quality of comprehen
sion. The time lias como when it should
be freely recognized that modern criti
cism is at heart reverent nnd Christian,
not flippant; atheistic and nntl-Chris-tian.
How serious, then, is the breach be
tween m.oderu culture and current or
thodoxy! To me, at least, it seems to be
a thin and vanishing lino; and tho hope
of a coalescenco in tho near futuro ap
pears to me well founded. It cnunot be
othorwise. For reason seeks tho truth,
and all truth is sacred, binding upon
human conduct; while Christianity is
the religion of holiness, and the germi
nant energy iu holiness is veracity, a
truth seeking, truth loving, truth com
pelling tcmiier. Rev. Dr. Behrouds iu
Forum.
Newspaper of tha l'resent.
No doubt tho present tendency toward
trivialities nnd personalities will con
tinue until private rights and public
morals aro better protected by the laws,
and until tho acmo of size aud profit in
newspapers has been reached. In tho
race for expansion and pow'er the leader
who has adopted tho readiest meaus has
often imposed bin methods upon men who
would chooso the best means. Tho fault
of a lower tone hero and there is not
properly chargeable to tho great body of
workers, for iu the profession will bo
found today a high average of ability
and conscientious performance of duty;
and never beforo our time havo news
papers been able to command the trained
Intelligence and tastn to enable them to
do all they are now doing for the develop
ment of art and literature. All that the
newspapers of today are doing for oven-
good cause, and notably at this moment
for that of good government. Capital
and financial success are of course essen
tial for the production of 11 great mod
ern newspaper; hut the public has a
right to demand that those who bear the
highest responsibilities of the profession
should issno newspapers which they, ns
pnvato individuals, would be willing to
indorse in ever)' part as men of charac
ter, lefmement and self respect. Oen
tury.
Making Money Out of Klo)toinmiluc.
"What do yo.i do with such people?"
the reporter asked of a merchant.
"We tmnd them bills for what they
take, wiien ve kuow mein. ft they are
strangers wo act according to circum
stances. A few days ago a lady was iu
this store with her daughter a beauti
ful little girl of 3 3 years. The child was
seen slipping a roll of costly ribbon into
her satchel. W spoko to the mother,
who became indignant. She opened the
satchel to convince us that we were mis
taken, when it was found to contain three
lace handkerchiefs, two pairs of gloves
aud the ribbon. All these articles had
been appropriated."
"That was 11 plain caso of stealing.
What did yon dor"
"We took tho things back and said
nothing. Wo can't afford to arrest
wealthy jteople nud injure our trade by
making enemies among our rich cus
tomers." "You wero speaking of sending out
bills lorstolen goods; aro they ever paid?'
"Always, where tho person is u klepto
maniac. Wo never have any trouble in
that way. I have known of stores which
kept a regular list of kleptomaniacs.
Whenever they lost iinything they Bent
bills to all ot them. As they all settled
for the stolen (roods you can imagine
that the busine was quite u profitable
one, can t your' Lewiston Journal,
'rhumb Null rtclurea.
In collec tions centuries old, to be Been
In both Chiua nnd Japan, are specimens
of the most remarkable drawing in tho
world pictures of all kinds drawn with
the thumb nail. The nails of the thumb
on the left hand of these peculiar artists
aro allowed to grow to an enormous
length, sometimes to a foot or eighteen
Inches, and are theu pared down to a
lien shaped point. Dippiufi this oddly
constructed 111 In beautiful vermilion
or sky blve ink, the only kinds of ink
used In these "sj-cred" thumb nail draw
ings. the artist gracefully outlines his
work. Occasionally the bold touches
from the btuuio of a master In this de
partment of "high art" are life size, and
are sketched by iv fow sweeps of the art
ist's arm, Like other pictures and
sketches of the Orient, these sacred
thumb nail pictures ore mounted and
rolled up like soiolls. St. Louis Repub-
To Frt'Teut AeclrieliU.
Aii arrangement for tho prevention oi
accidents by the eleotrio current has
been adopted at the works of tho Mor
gan Engineering company of Alliance,
O. Aboard is flxed on the wall facing
tho dynamo iu the engineroom. Ou this
board are six hooks on the cheeks of the
six men who ure employed in looking
atter the circuit, wheu a man is called
on duty he removes his check from the
hook and takes Jt with hjm. The eutri
near sees by a glance at the board tliat
one hook is alisent, and tliat therefore
ono man is engaged about the tuet
around the shop, and the dynamo-Is not
atarted until the oheok la replaced ou the
hook. Tha engineer then understands
that the coast is clear, and turns ou his
current wtthout fear of accident to any
oi uiu linemen. jixeliauge.
The Gratified Lecturer.
A lecturer to whom we ouoe listened
who read every word of his lecture, liad
sewed the leaves together with suoh in
judicious QrumeBS that the last word oi
each line was all but indecipherable a
lilu to lilnif elf and an exasperation to
his audience. This guntleuiHii was so
little aware of tho want of touch be
tween himself and his hearers thut the
n union) plaudit which gradually began
to salute his Miuwi iu getting ut a more
difficult uonl tli. m unual only coked uti
assuraUL'e thut though the uiiiilunsw ttaa
extremely gratifying to him he rather
feared it took up time! The cheers this
provoked took up so lnm li time that
when tbty ware over a uuod part of his
liearer were also gout. A TjfJfW
SILENT MUSIC.
Thou cana't not know that In my le-nit, which
waits the touch of word.
The muslu In life's sllencofl thy Ronl'-t hand loavnn
unstirred.
TIs there I feel It oftentimes, wheu not n soul it ,
nlffU.
Thrill! n along life's bidden ohorfK unseen by
dust dimmed eye.
The silent music of each Hfo doth wait Hie artist! ;
band;
A whole Hfo full walte to respond to all w ho uoder-
standi
As In an untouched Instrument the vrm 1,1 of inusls
litres,
Or, played upon by countless hands, rotnlns more
man it sires.
So, bidden In the silences of erery human soul,
Tho' much Is given out in word, doth still ahldi
toe whole:
Anil only he who has thepow'r to read between
the lines
Those spaces 'twlxt tho ntottra and the outward
glfen signs-
Can bear the musla of that life akin unto bit
own:
Tho It to others mil filed be, bo hears the under
toner
The silent side the waiting side each fears u
give It voice
For fear the other cannot hear for earth's ills
trading noise.
But, oil, there Is a hand, by both 'tis now unseen,
Which lovingly doth tbem unite, tho' mist may
nance between;
They feel together, and the heart doth clear trans
late the word
Which others do not understand. Love lias tht
meaning beard.
-.Philadelphia Ledger.
No Store Questions.
It is very pleasant for tho littlo people
when mamma, or auntie, or a "great
deal older ' sister remembers how im
patient she herself used to feel when
forced to wait for some oxpeoted pleas-,
ure.
Six-year-old Nell had been promised a
walk with her Aunt Mary ono afternoon,
and was ready to start as soon iis the
mid-day dinner was over. As "tho gun
was very hot Aunt Mary prefetred to
wait awhile. I
At least once every ten minutes she
was confronted by Nell, hat iu hand.
"Aren t we. going now, Aunt Mary? Oh.
dear! When aro we going?"
At last, quite tired out, Anut Mary
said, "Nell Osgood, if you nsk me again
1 shall not take you at all! When I am
ready to start I'll call you."
Nell vamshed, disconsolate, but reap
peared at the end of tho customary ten
minutes. Sticking her head just inside
the door ehe said softly to her mother.
who was sitting in the room, "Mamma,
did I hear Aunt Mary saj-, 'Noll Ozzer,
come onf " Youth s Companion,
Once Too Often.
A foolish young fellow at Albany,
while riding in an clectrio car, look a
costly gold watch out of his pookef, and
just for tho purpose of showing that ho
"dared" do it, laid tho tlmepieco on the
floor of tho car, just over tho motor. Of
courso it became heavily charged with
the electriu fluid aud stopped. After it
had loin there perhaps ten secouds ha
picked it up and it began running again.
Somo one in tho car remarked that it
might do it once, but it would not be a
Bafo oxperiment to try it very often. Ho
scouted tho idea of dangor, aud to show
that no harm could come to u watch un
der the circumstances he placed it upon
the floor again, letting it remain a 111111-1
lite. The works became thoroughly
magnetized, would not go, hnd a watch
maker tells him they aro mined, Ex
change. A Strange Legend
A strange legend comes to us from tho
Sioux, who alono can tell the true lils
tory of that deadly ambuscade. They
Bay that on the hillock whero Custer fell
now grows a plant never seen there bo
fore a curious plant with tall, slender
leaves, curved In the exact form of a
saber, with edges so sharp as io inflict
keen wounds upon unwary hands, and
those who pluck it once soon drop it, so
strangely cold and clammy are its
leaves, It bears a golden hued, heart
shaped blossom, and in the center is one
Bmall spot of brilliant red, like a drop of
blood. The Indians regard it with su
perstitious awe. They call It "Custer's
heart," and cannot be induced to touch
it, claiming that the blossom crushed in
the baud leaves a blood red stain impos.
stblo to remove. Denver Itepubllcan.
ISaldness Hue to Indigestion.
Of all tho causes of premature bald
ness 110110 is bo common as indigestion.
Dyspepsia and weak and falling hair go
hand in hand. As the one affection has
increased so has the other, and not all
the oil of Macassar, tho bear's grease of
Siberia nor tho cantharides of Spain will
prevent a man's hair from shortening
and thinning whoso stomach is badly
out of order. Indeed, anythiug which
debilitates tho nervous system hus a
weakening effect on the scalp tissues,
which shows that loss of hair may pro
ceed from general as well as local causes.
Ifew York Telegram.
Whut II Irani York Hits Missed.
Hiram York, of Frankfort, Mo., 81
years old, is the latest wonder brought
to the attention of the world. That he
never was on a Btean1bo.1t or steam car
is nothing remarkable, but when he goes
on to explain that ho never was known
to tnko a girl to ride in all his life tho
story is almost too largo to believe.
Lewiston Journal.
Origin pf )inkrut.
Money lenders in Italy used to display
the money they had to lend out op n
banco, or buucli. When one of these
money lenders was uuablo to ooutinuo
business hislienchor counter was broken
up, and ho himself was spoken of us a
buuoorotto, i. o., a bankrupt. Dry Uuods
Chronicle.
When People Travel. '
Notice your friends when they lake
the oars of the elevated. You will find
that 0110 nlways takes the first our, an
other the last, another the inlddlo am
you will come to qbserve that whatever
vou seo a man do 0110 time In this regard
he will do at all Mines. Chatter.
"riioue Ueruetl CHy Ways."
Mrs. Tredigee (as the sugar eorhes
along) Use the tongs, cousin!
Mr. Honks Why, 'tnin't liot. is it
Puck.
Arguing by Antilogy.
Teacher Who can tell me what use
ful article we get from the whale?
Johnny?
Scholar Wlutleboue.
Teacher Itightl Now, what little
boy or girl knows what we get from tha
seal? Tommy?
Scholar Sealing wax. Racket.
Young men are paid to be so scarce in
the village of North Waldoboro, Me.,
that a girl 17 years old has been em
ploye! to kn!p run a machine in a stave
mill.
I'lorlda's Hoy Wiggins.
UscaiuUa county can boiM of a
weather prophet to whom Wiggins could
not hold a caudle. This jirophet is a
negro boy, 7 years of age, who it is said
makes prophesies about the wether
many days ahead, which in niu caseN
out of ten come true. It is alleged tliat
ha is us black as the ace of spudei lm
red eyes, and lives uear Millvtow, a vil
lage oU I'erdidu river, about seven imlea
Jet of JaeksouvthV- Florida Times
1'icnif Bills pritned at lowest ;
prices.
m MAM "
tniAOQUAIKTBD WITK THE GEOGRAPHY OF THD COUNTRY, WILL OBTAIN
MUOK VALUABLE INFORMATION FHOM A STUDY OF THIS MAP Or
THE CHICAGO, ROCK ISL&HD & PftCIFiC RAILWAY,
Including- main lines, branches and extenoions Bast and Woet of the
MIbbouH River. Tho Direct Route to and from Chicago, Jollot., Ottawr-.,
Peoria, La Salle, Mollno, Hook Island, In ILLINOIS Davenport, Muscatine.
MI8SOURI Omaha, Falrbury, and Nolson.ln NEBRASKA Horton, Topoka,
Hutohlnaon. Wichita, Ilellevllle, Abilene, Caldwell, in KANSAS Pond
Creek, KfUtfUsher, Port Reno, in tho INDIAN TERRITORY and Colorado
Spring's, Denver, Pueblo, in COLORADO. FREE Reclining- Chair Cars to
nnd from Ohioago, Caldwell, IIutchliiBon, nnd Dodsro City, and Palaco Sleep
ing Car between Chicago, Wichita, ana Hutchinson. Traverses now and
vast nroaa of rich farming- and grazing lands, affording tho beBt facilities
of Intercommunication to all towns and cities east and west, northwest
and Bouthwost of Chicago, and Paclflo and transoceanic Seaports.
MAGNIFICENT VESTIBULE EXPRESS TRAINS,
Leading all competitors In splendor of equipment, cool, woll ventilated, and
froe ftora dust. Through Coaches, Pullman Sleepers, FRBE Redlining
Chair Oars, and (east of MlBBOurl River) Dining Cora Dally between Chicago,
Dob Moines, Council Bluff's, and Omaha, with Proo Reclining Chair Car to
North Piatt?, Neb., and between Chicago nnd Colorado Springs, Denver,
and Pueblo, via St. Joaeph, or Kansas City and Topokai Splondld Dining
JIcrtolB (fumlehing meals at seasonable liours) weet of Mlsaourl River.
California E'-ccursionB dally, with CHOICE OP ROUTES to and from Salt
Lake, Ogden, Portland, Lob Angelas, and San Francisco. Tho DIRECT
LINE, to and from Pike's Peak, Manltou, Garden of tho Gods, tho Sanitari
ums, and Scania Grandeurs of Colorado.
VIA THE ALBERT LEA ROUTE,
Solid Bspress Trains dally between Chicago and Minneapolis and St. Paul,
with THttOUGH Reclining Chair Cars (FREE) to and tram those polntH and
Kansas Oltv. Through Chair Car and Sleeper between Peoria, Spirit Lako,
and Sioux Falls, via Rock Island. The Favorito Line to Pipestone, Water
town, Sioux Falls, and tho Summer Resorts and Hunting aud Fishing
Grounds of tho Northwest.
THE SHORT LINE VIA SENECA AND KANKAKEE offers facilltieo to
travel botwoon Cincinnati, Indianapolis, Lufttyotte, and Council Bluff's, St.
Joaoph, Atchison, Leavenworth, Kansas City, Minneapolis, and St. Paul,
For Tickets, Maps, Folders, or desirod Information, apply to any Tlckot
Ofllce in tho Unltocf States or Canada, or address
E. ST. JOHN, JOHN SEBASTIAN,
Ooner.il Ilanager. DI1IOAQO, II li. Bca'l 1 cket & Pass, Agent
ill (If IS
Tl. Dl. A Dionpl Morlif-lnnd
I HQ UOSl UIIU I UlCai IlltiUlblllo
ff,'
RVRR MADE.
Ii will ilrivo U10 Miimorf romyniir
4 KjSkclMm and smooth. Those
J rTvriiiHles ami lilolelies
. 1 ''. v:kt ''' mar your im'iiuij
tj '& 'y-.fe. nro rntmt'tl hv Imnui-L'IA)
1,1. ,..,1 n,
u Lull lit;
remoYil1iiatiiort
a, lrj iuuire
i?o ami use
.- ..y ;,
JiOktou, Muss., for bent medical woik puollblicd'r
Rostipatiogi?
IF not remedied in season, is liable to
become habitual and chronic, Dras
tic purgatives, by weakening the bowels,
confirm, rather than euro, the evil.
Ayor's Pills, being mild, effective, and
strengthening iu their action, aro gener
ally recommended by tho faculty as the
best ot aperients.
" Having been subject, for years, to 1
constipation, wuiioui ueing auio 10 una
much relief, I at last tried Aycr's Pills.
I deem it both a duty and a pleasuro
to testify that I have derived great ben
efit from their uso. For over two years
past I have taken ono ot these- pills
every night before retiring. I would not
willingly bo without them." Q. W.
Bowman, 2(1 East Main St., Carlisle, I'a.
" I have boon taking Ayor's rills and
iisliiff them in my family since-1857, and
cheerfully recommend them to all in
need of n safe but effectual cathartic,"
John JI. Boggs, Louisville, Ky. p
" Fdr eight years I was afflicted with
constipation, which at last became so
bad that thn doctors could do no mora
for mo, Then I began to take Ayer's
1'llls, and soon tho liowels recovered
their natural and regular action, so that
now I am in excellent health." S. L.
Loughbrldgo, liryan, Texas.
" Having used Ayer's Pills, with good
results, I fully indorse them for the pur
poses for which they are recommended,"
T. Coaners, M. D., Ccntro Bridge, Pa.
Ayer's Pills,
ralFABID BT
Dr, J. C. Ayer tt Co., Lowell, Mats.
60U by ill Druggttti aid Holers la Ifidlcla.
Intelligent Ksarlora will notlco that
aro no "mtrrnnttd lo our" all olnuov
ut dlifuci, but only urli ua reaull
from udUortlvrvU liter, vlil
Vertigo, Headache, Dyspepsia,
Fevers, Gostiveness, Bilious
Colic, Flatulence, etc.
Tor tliaaa they uroiuit warranted (n
JblUbU, but urv a Hourly so oH 1. jio
dibit) lo iuhUs 11 remwly. Price, aOiU,
flOIJ EVKKYWUUKI2.
font Pain lntanlir.
Sti-Mgt.eni Wtak Parts.
fluei NervousM.
Hop Posters
AN I 'igl.aA H"utM)ti'M 't-iu"tjr
lrttlrrull i ')' tr i is aui ! rwl iim.ii! i
r it ut 1 I t. i- I "-j p .1 . an 1 a h - . 1
uakMiMtv nm.ur -j , ml ,i In,
iv itiiiU MUk thn liut iiti '. 1 i i 1.1,1 Ii. t
ii t 1 pr Mid ii 1 r it 'i v turnip il
HtOlitttt IU' II IUr
I MM llt'H il I IU I 1 III U '111 '- ' "
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r t. nr tin. ur ItitlniP
If . O I HfT-r ! pi . n t 11 1 I I I 1 1 1 it t
liiorcu I nli j. -! .1 in 1 i '
BUT $r-fc. HfcP . i-. I -1. 1 .-II
H , , 1 , 4 J . t . , . 1 I . ,
Puirl)
r-Ql .......i.-o.llitalinrlEli
limn, if villi lirelii
5jSkvlso and use I S
AtV,'?,Bre,II
TS " "i."',W A "Vbr5JIl
I upoonful. Itl-illie-f-
iMjst iiml lieaiiesftv5 ; A
imUlcliio. Try it, aiafV0 c.
you wilt lioeaiWlod. t,S,f-
J5 ' tict it ot your DruRSlKt. Vv K
QdOH'TWAIT. GRTITATOXCK-" Vinj
1 If younro etiirerlng from K1(K ' I
liicy tllase, and wish to llvo tiv
a nge, uso SULl'lll'lt MTTHItsTv I
I Tlioy iiover full to euro. sV ! I
i" 111 (tl I it lit ' I,' f . . . 1 I ,.l 1 I .
..ui I t . 1 t r I
HL.'IA 111 J ,1-n . -t ,t I x. "'IvN,
I J A ill I I J u J-- J.-rt iT J. llfl 1 I
saKBnEtaVSr a-IDTSaaBBBMtHMHH( I
lucui iu our aim. 1
, uiiu uguncil
-Watortown
iflfLft aitv. in
"Thank yon, no other drestlng for me but
Wolff'sACSAEBIacking
It remand yonr cuatomors are dtsutlsfled with ft
It is becans ycru did not know how to iu tl,"
J& in Paint, Drvn and Fumbling Storfitf
Pik-Kon, tehiiti
WICL BT-yN OLD A NCW FURNITURE Vamh
WILL STAIN CLA AND CHINAWARC at tho
WILL STAIN TINWARI 9 a tit 0
will StaIn your old baskets time
W'LL STAIN HART'S (.OACH MN
ON
' J. C-"M,rir f i TRY IT
WOLFF tt RANDOLPH, Pblltdtfphl. ,
CONSUMPTION
SCROFULA
BRONCHITIS
COUCHS
COLDS
Wasting Diseases
CORES
Wondorful Flesh Producer.
Many lmvo gained ono pound
por day by its wso.
Bcott's Emulsion is not a secret
remedy. It contnins tho stimulat
ing properties of tho Hypoplios
phites nud puro Norwegian Cod
Liver Oil, tlio potonoy of both
being largely increased. It is used
by Physicians all over tho world.
PALATABLE AS MILK.
Sold bf all Drugulsls.
SCOTT &.BOWHE, Chemists, N.Y.
ELY'S
Cream
Cleanses the
Nasal Passages,
AUais I'am ana
Iullnmniation.
Heals tho Bores.
Restores the
Beam or Tate and
Snifll.
A iiai-tii-lf Id uiintii'il into i'iii-Ii nuslrll unit 14
UMiwalile. I'l li f SO ri-utit at ilitiKicislit, liy mall,
1 iiiM , n 11, mi i'u.
KI.V IlKOnililts, ib WaiifiiHt., New York
aiij.uil I., ISMi
PATIT'TnM VV I,. Diiusla. Hhaes are
UxlUlAUli wiirramvil, aud every pulr
hii. hi. umiiu ft.ua price .lamped ou bottom.
L. DOUGLAS
$3 SHOE GENTLEMEN.
J'luo t'ulf and T.nced Waterproof (J rain.
Tile excellence find wearing qualities of till thob
cnuuot be better abuwa tliua oy tbe ttrong eo4ore
lueute ul lu tboUMuda ot couiUut wearer t.
1 SO.BO PollcfiiiiuiiU Shoo UMpMUUr Adp(4
O for II road men. farmer, vie.
All unde lu Ooutfitm Uultou aa
$3 & $2 SHOES ladies,
harm been utoat favorabl received etliee IntrodiuMMI
and iIm reeeut Iwprovemeata make ttMu auperlor
Imni ahoaa Bahi at Itiaae nrieem.
lJ Hhfki at m. rownulap nriLtfl.
A.k yuur Peeler, aud If be cuauot MiB-pl rou uud i
illrt-i I iu ra.-uirv enciuHBe MinriMia pvie. ur
poatul fur urder blaeka.
vv . 4.. J.IU I- lil'UDi wrfftaivHi iinae.
Adam IVTehrkam &on, AnXa,
I Kiiit.nniN
Ktad tin Advocate.
GOTFS I
iW
(e.00 Oeuulno Iliiml-aetteil, an eleant aud
3 ttfliah dreaa Slioo which ronimetyli IUlf,
i1.00 Ifauddewed WrU., A "M.r"
ft iiBMualletl toratnle aud duraullUF,
r Wi-li I. the iMuoara dreei
A tight shoe on a
I causes untold suffering.
doaf-mntp's fool
Bneklen'i Arnlen Hal
1 ho II KMT Snhe In Hie wmlil for c-uti, Iimim -.,
nun-H, uli-eri, inlt rlipiim, fever wires, letli i,
elutoued hanle, i'IiIIIiIuIiih nuns iiml kM ikin
entl.ruiua. b,,.I twM.ltl.nl..
11 ',1 ; 7 i""'".riy villi 1 illlfl, in 1111 1H1,
Wjillrefl. it In gnaranteeil to give perfei t stills
It l the utility man who tnakps exulana-
llons.
Thtsrols no polltlo In itiorallty and little
morality In politic. The Jur
H seems to bo a illvlno right of woman
to have a man nil to herself to boss ami
tantalize at her own sweet but illogical
will.
t'orcetl tuLenvo Home.
Over GO people were forced to leave llielr
liomen yeslerday to call for a frco triaLtiack-
nee of Lane's Fninilv Medlelho. If voiir
blootl Is bad, your liver and kidneys out of
orner, 11 yon nro constipated anil hayo heart-
uenennu an unsightly complexion, don't fall
menu on any tlrneKist to-ilay for n free
-nmplo of this erantl remedy. Tlio ladles
rrnise it. Everyone likes it. l.nrgo slietl
lutcKnge ou cents.
The man who has lo nsk his wife for car
faro and tobacco money lias no need of a
raolher-ln-law.
Those fellows who dote 011 their clrls
sometimes' find matrimony n powerful
antidote.
Lawyers aro like Ivy; the greater thn
ruin, the more they cling.
Auk Your l'rlonila About It.
Yonr dfctrcMuni; coubIi can lie cured,
Wo
know it Ih'oiuko Kemii'h lkilsnm within the
past few venrs Ims cured wi iimnv wutlis
unit ciiius 111 tins h 1 1 1 1 1 1 h 1 1 1 1 1 v . us rcmarka-
le Rale lias been won etilliely by its Kenu-
uiQ merit. Ask Mime rriciu, who lias iihciI
11 wuaine iniiiKH 01 jcmii s iiamam. J here
is no moilicine so pure, none so I'lfeclivo.
fiitlKe liottles 60c mid $1.00 ,tl all ilrumriKtH.
.Sample IhiIIIo free
A preacher otico said that ladles weic
yery tlmlil. Tlioy wero afraid to sine
when they wero asked; afraid of taking
cold; afraid of snails or spiders but he
never knew ono afraid to get married.
"How ratnn yon to fall lu your exami
nation;"' .nked thn tutor; "I thought 1
crammed you thoroughly." "Well you
see," replied tho student, '.'the fact was,
)ou crammed tne so tight I couldn't gel II
out."
Klertrlc. Itltiem,
This remedy Is becomine so well know 11 and
so iKHiulitr 11s In need of 1111 special Mention. All
U'hoInUH used Klectilc Hitters sing the same
snug of praise. A puier lncdlelne does lint ex
ist and ft Is Guaranteed In all that Is claimed.
Klcctrlc. Hitlers will cure all diseases of the liver
unit Kinneys, win leiuiive pimples, nous, sait-
iiieuiii 111111 iniiei- iiiii'i-iiiius uunsL'ii uy impure
blood. Will drive malaria fiom the ssstein nnd
nretent as nell as etn-e nit malaria lexers. Fur
euro of lieailac lie, Constipation and inillitesllon
try lileitile Hitters Kiilire aatlsliit'tion guaran
teed, or money refunded.- Price wieents and.Sl
per inline 111 i.i'.Jidk ci ui UK.SIU1I-.
The Oennan philosopher who sal.l,
"Men become largely what Ihey eat,'
must have had In mind tbtvcannllial who
turned missionary.
It's a pity, gills, that thts year Isn't eap
year. The prevailing Inllne117.11 has brought
many a hardened old bachelor In his
sneeze.
Shllnli'a Ciinaliinptton Cure.
This is beyond question the most success
fill Tough Alediclne we. have ever sold, a
few doses Invarlabfy euro tlio worst cases
of cough, croup, anil llronchtlts, while It's
woluleifiil success In tlio cttreof Consump
tion Is' without a parallel In the hlstoiyof
medicine. iuce It's first discovery It has
been sold on a guarantee, a test which no
other medicine can stand. If yon haven
cough we earnestly ask you to try It.
I'lict! 10. coma, CO .rents, and .$1.00 If
yonr lungs are sore, chest or back lame,
use bhlloh's Porous Plaster, Sold at
Iilery's or Thomas drug stores.
Tho real reason. AI1011 lien Adhem (to
angel) Why doth my uamn lead all the
rest? Angel Ilecauso we arrango them
alphabetically.
The sickly green paslage stamp will soon
become obsolete, but the sickly green
tetter--rller will continue to pen his mis
fit epistles.
Thn Doctor iiml I'lKliiinsler,
Were talking About a once uX rerlnua lllnosi.
duo to a neif'eiild culd nnd mnlilly K"lnil Into
Uonautnptliiii, nliloli wa prniiiplli cured by
Puritan UoiikIi ami tlontuuipliun Uure. Price
I'UIllB.
Eiperlencohaiflifiwitfutlererswllh fiyspepiU
lilllluudness an.i l.tvor ( uuiiilnlnt. In met all
diseases, arlilntr iroiu uilitioruereil M'ntetu I iiat
notlilDK equals Hr. I.ce's I.Iyer luguUtor lor
for thejo truuhlo. Try It, Trial buttli I Iree at
iiiuiuna uriiB riore.
Sho sang "Take hack ihe heart that
thou gayest" very sweetly and 7--l lv-ly.
but lie said he was a newspaper man and
never took anything, back.
.Vy friend do you see that man oyer
there? Well, bo's the greatest liar In this
section, but he always has to keep his svonl.
"How Is that managed? " ll'lit you see not
a. snul In nil this region will take il. '
Miles' Nerve noil I.lver 1'IIU.
An important iliMHrt'ery. 1 liey act on
the liver, stomach ami Unci-' thtuiigli the
nerves. i npyv prlnciji'e. They speeilly
cure bjlinusucM. Imd tasie, PTiml liver, piles
and constipation Splendid fur men, nomeif
anu cliililren. Smallest, miUest, snrext. 10
dnses for '26 cents. Hiimples free at, T. T)
1 lioniax and u . r. liierys Drug hlore.
A good IU A fit of. laughter.
liars to matrimony -Thn front gate.
Tlio oldest settler In tho wos. The sun.
Captain t'mirleny.
Kays: H'liile mi Iheooast of Africa I hail
three men sick with malarial fever. 1 cured
thorn witli Sulphur Hitlers. It t Ihe greatest
IiIikhI pniilyer I wer saw, I always keep
lliein lu my meilieine cliest.-Hhip Nantilaiis,
lUltimore.
lulenitil lliKi'iiullv
(Viul.l setrcely Jetlieinoreoicruetatlnn lorlures
ban thoie of trhttli yett see Ihe evidence! in the
lace of a rlieuruatie or neuraluio lulterer. The
aitonlei are the conseipicnoe of nut checking a
rimuniuiia ur ncuraiio niiacH ui ifiv uuisei.
Iluslelter's Slomaeh Hitters list I een round bv
klllful inexlieal prsetloners toMrnn not only
remedial, but defensive eHlcocy, nh-re thwe
dKeaxsesitlSiOrateudeacy to 1 hum Is exhibited,
surely tlila iulwsnt but safe batunlo inedlelae,
besrinc, nxi.iuoli liluh specipce wnetlpp. Il Utter
than the poliwni often em ployed, but mow unia
not only In continuance, put Ip liolated doses
The blood If depurated thoroughly farm the
rheumatic, vlrui, and the nerves, illuhtly lm-
iurKeu uiou, aaveu irou uuiwsie ami uireim
tirnies hv th Is tienhrn. tavinir indlelne. whieh
Ukewlae ellilhlti niarlied ettreaey for inalurla,
kidney eumpUluta, dyspepslu, eoniumptliHi ami
iiTer miuipiailll.
The evils resulting from habitual cnetive
nree urn many and serious; but Ihe iim) of
haridi, drastic ptirKalivee I ijuiU as ilanger
oiiM. In Ayer'n Pills, liowuver, the iatiiil
has a mild but effective iiwilent, sniierior
to all other, especially fur faiuljy u.
l'lfty Niam t ty.
Had Mrs. If. A. (larduer, of Vistula,
1ml., lived two thutiMiiid years nr he
iroukl have been thought to be imnM-awsl
by evil i-pirils Khe was sul'ject In neryoii.
pn.-tralion, hradai'lies, iliixliu-ss, hai-Kaihe,
p.-ilpimiinn and lorty to fifty kpasiuii u day
Tliongli having been Ireateil by eight pliy
sii iuiih tor t-ars without Mii-cr-., she wan
lieriiiHiieiitly cured by one txitlle of li.
Miles' ltestorslive Nervine. A trial Imttle
of this new ami vsuiulerful nnslh ine, and a.
Bandy illuetratatl trwtiM free at T. 1
Thomas and W. K. lliery'a Urug Hlore, who
recorameudo nd guaranleeo it.
SWEEPING
PRICE REDUCTIONS!
Preferring to carry Unrip
Sam's Dollars to a big stock, we
havo inaugurated a
GREAT JUNE SALE.
Sweeping Prioo Reductions !
A rare chance to get Fine Cloth
ing far below regular prices.
A. C. YATES & CO,,
0th and Chestnut St.
(IilKer llllllillllg.)
lBth and Chestnut St
"X-l-p circulation is growing
" because wo furnish
all the latest local news in the
best style. (Sample us
Q Favorite Singer
Sewing Machine.
HIGH ARM $25,00.
Each Machine has a drop leaf,
fancy cover, two large Jrawc.-j,
with nickel rings, and a fall set
of Atlacliments, equal to any Sln
cer Machine sold from $40 to
$60 by Canvassers. A trial in your borne be.
fore payment is asked. Buy direct of the Manu
facturers and save agents' profits besides'getting
certificates of warrantee for five years, Seini for
testimonials to Co-opcrallve Sewing Machine
C0.( 269 S. Ilth St., Philadelphia, l'a.
WWE PAY i'llElUUX.-S
ATARRH
I W'ehJTC a remedy that will CURE CATARRH.
I BRONCHITIS and ASTHMA. Out filth Is ta
ttronf that we will tenil treatment c-Q trial.
Scad fur Treatise and full lurtlcu'art. AJJrcu,
rheHalt Chemical Co,, 3860 Falrmount Av Phlli,, Pa
t:
k or I'ttlllD
CAN be CURED.
H We will SEND FREE by
mall a targe TRIAL BOTTLE
o1rt. n treatise On Koilepiv. DON'T
SUFFER ANV I-ONGERI GtvePoitOf.
fice. State and County. anJ Age plainly.
AJrfrws, THE HALL CHEMICAL CO..
aS6o Falrmount Avenue, Fhuadelphia; Pa
On of tli I
the -world. Our Ucilitiaaiif
unequAled, (Oil to Iniroduci out
up-rrtor rood wt ill Pndfdi I
toaxt rtntns In etch loctlttr
ai abort Only tfaoi ho wrlit
to u tt oncertn mtt tut ol
tbtchnnrt AII-ftmb-miodutQ
rttaniitlo tbuw our truodi ta
thoit who call your nHcbkori
and thoit around you Tht bf
ITfnnlnr of tbU adrtHUmto(
ahowi tht tmall tnd of tht ttla-
copt. Tbt following cot
ITtt tha appraraoct of It riducad ta
about tha fiftieth part o( Itt bulk, it Hi rrthd.doubfttlttttla
copt.ti ttrft at i taiy to ftrrj. Wt will alio Ihow you bOw yu
can makarrom 3 tolSlOadar attcaft.flnomlhhiUtteWUb
OQt axptritnea Better writ at onct. Wa pay all ttpttM cbirf
Addnii,H.HALLETrCU,, Uoi ttBO, r-JIIWMU, UaiMi,
MX l
HFox LOSrcrTAIUWO MANHOOBi
Weneral and NErlVOUS BtElUlri
IWeakneiaof BodyaadMiod, Etfecti
ilflfCrroriorlCzceiiealnOldtirVouBr.
Hsliytl. i.tl JIA.MIO0I1 flly Hrtor4d. llow lotnurj ti,i
iiD,i.imii,i'Dkttu)iiiiiiiwissPiiiTbi)riiouv.
llV.lSl.lT llltt,-r I1U-JK TIIKITIIIIT-Beiiclla I. . Jr.
H IMlll rrom ftu buttt ad yrlrii t'WBtrlri. Wrlth.aa.
Uticrlulli Hwtl, eipluillnnaRd rraMft!lllMltf1irrM
iR erie Medical co., ouffalo, n. v.
THE POE GAZETTE
Ittlie only llliiitnili-il papri- In the world
containing all tin latest tt'iiiHtinnsiliuiU 'ort
liia nnwa. No Balonu keeiipr, luiiher "r elub
loom can atlnnl to lie ulinoiit II, It alnaj-i
makes irlends wherever It goes,
Malleil toany ittlilres-i In the l'Hlleil Stales,
spi'iiri ly iiiiii'(l, la uerks fur SI.
Henil lite eentH lor samiile copy.
Itichnrd K. Fox,
rranklln Sftiarc, New Yoik City.
I'HII.ADKI.flllA l-juiitaui'c.nooieraiioB
urluBSut tlinefrom tin- litest, t amis iiroiiiniucil In
. uraWitiy ulier wanted. Hcmi t"r iri uir,
CURE GUARANTEED. oali&uU
OUR NEW I
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UoltlWaubB DILiUal
WortblUO.UU. ttii
walch In tha world Ftrltct
Umcktepar Warrauttdbaavy,
uuu uuip nuniinr catca
Uatb Uditt'abdKint ).
with workt and cattt of
uai vaiua us a rEKnqnia
h locality can ttcura ont
iVetf, toptlber with our u'V
il valuable llniitfllmiuehulit
Mnmitlea. Tbaaa arapka.at wh
ih walh. an Irec All tba work you
eed do la to thow what wa aaqa vou to 1ho wba caJI yuur
(rlendt and ntlchbort and thoao about you- (bet alway mull
In velutblt trade fof ni. which bolde for yeert wheu ouc efarttd,
and tbui wa art repaid W pay all aipreit, fraifbt, eta. After
yott kuow all, ir you would like to fo to work for ua, yoa cas
earn from ttiiO to flfcUO par wwk and upward AdJrtt,
Mtlaaun k Co., Jlu H t tt J'orUwMM, Mtu.
$50 I&ewHg'ftif.
Slop Ibat llawlcius anfl Spiltiiig:
I will givo Fifty Dollar for a case of f'a
tarrli, Colli In the IIo.nl, DtyUnnas, Hay
Kevor. AlTucted Kvotflalit. A si lima or
Tlirpat Trouble. 1 ennuot cure wiilt my
lieaccn Light Catarrh Cnrp. Send one
tlftllar tq my iH(tnflffl aildren fnrliilttlf.
I will mall it lo yon at my eK-vnin
IlttV l-'eer.'lllril ulltl Three llnttlea.
1IKNUY A. ZtllilllsT,
Iftl 1-2 KxrlMiiRfSt.' e:i, N.Y.
2-1-one vertr.
ADAM KAOHlffl
.inns i K( iies
OONfRACTOKS.
Leliigliton, Cnrlmii fount), ,
ltAti0llnlly Infortn the pnlillc ilui ihey
art prMrxl toilu all kinil- ut
BoiliJiBE and FlonibfnoL Wort
Hiieh a imlilng in ltulli Tulx, t'k. . ,
at iry lowest prlcet ami In tint Ih h poa
allila manner. Estimates rherrfnlly fnrn
liptl on ftppllcallnn. 293:il--ii)
iwMV in Tin; woiti.n..
It wwrlu. quain Imiut. UMurpamd, eoihl I
f0KBALEBYI)gALERBQ81IErUl.l V J it I'
Piles! Piles! Piles!
I re)' lllllveritttl 1'ile Mim ii,
I'liie tin i'ier tin in ur Pill-., ml. in ,i ,.i , i, i
ltt'llitl oi llll'l'llhll!, mill lull -I in, hi, ,
ltaillletel litlletl. ii) II, .v.n n m-u li
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gel It for jou, item! or it by inall, I'rke, SUlVi.i
Bui Addresi, AKiiatw II Vnr
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