Bueklen's ArnlerSslre. The BKRT Halve In the world for rum, bni, sores, ulcere, iialt rheum, fever tore, teller, plmpiied hand, cliltblnlna eorni and All skin i'ii.(loni, and positively ciirea pile, or no pay emilred. It Is (ruaranteed to give perfect satis faction, or money refunded, rrloe 16 eenta per box. For sale by ltRUKtt driinilit. t . - , n 1 1 f torn , , . ., , ,7 . , i, ,. . . which they thtrald fir, In a .clf con (Jen way; ana tuoy otten ny wnen tney snonm M and anil nhU .. ....?.. Over CO people were forced to leave their homes yesterday to call for a free trial pack- f t wraii Xfiui,,n if ., blood Is bad, your liyer ana Kidneys out o: order, if volt nre constipated and have head' ache and an unsightly complexion, don't fall to call on nnv ilruircrist to-day for a free sample of this grand remedy. The ladies praise It. Everyone likes it. Large sized packitge 50 cents. Joanuln Miller Is credited with the worat penmanship of any educated man In the United Slates, and his spelling Is far from being according to Il'ebstcror Woecesler. Ask Yonr.Vrlends About It, "Voilr distressing cough can be cured. Ae know it because Kemp's Balsam within the past few years lias cured so many coughs and colds in this community. Its remarka ble sale has been won entirely by its genu ine merit. Ask some friend who has used it whathe thinks of Kemp's Balssm. There is no medicine so pure, none so eueciive. Large bottles fiOcand $l.00at all driiRgists, Hample bottle free. When drying salt for the table, do not place it In the sprinklers until It Is qulle cold or It will harden into a Jump. Answer Tills Qnettlon. Why do so many people we see around us seem to prefer to suffer and bo made miserable bv Iniiicestlon. constipation dizziness, loss of appetite, coming np of the food, yellow skin, when for lb cents we will sell them Shtloh'a System Tltallzer. guaranteed to cure them. Sold at Blery's or Thomas' drug stores. Washing pine floors in solution of one pound copperas dissolved In ono gallon strongMye, jives oak-color. A Woman's Discovery. "Another wonderful discovery has been made aud that too py a tady of this county. Disease fastened Its clutches upon her and for seven years she stood Its severest tests, but her vital organs were nnaerniineu aim uenui sec uru im minent For three months she com: lied Incess antly and could not sleep. She boiutlit of us a bottle of Dr. King's New Discovery for con sumption and was so much relieved on taking first dose that she slept all night and with one bottle has been miraculously cured. Her name Is Mrs. l.utlierl.i.tz." Thus write W. 0. Ham rick & Co., of Shelby, N. a -net a trial botlle a lir.lifcivn utus oiore. King Oscar of Sweden, who has hitherto confined his pen chiefly In verse, has written a war paper. Shiloh's Consumption Cure. This is beyond question the most success ful Cough Medicine we naye ever sold, a few doses Invariably cure the worst cases of cough, croup, and Bronchitis, while it's wonderful success in tho cure of Consump tion is without a parallel in the history of medicine. Since It's first discovery It has been sold on a guarantee, a test which no other medicine can stand. If yon have a couch we earnestly ask you to try It. Price 10 cents, 50 cents, and $1.00. If vour lungs are sore, chest or back lame, use Shiloh's Porous Plaster. Sold at Blery's or Thomas' drug stores. li'hen money Is tight It is quiet. U more than can be said of a man That Don't Stand That rain. It don't do toneclect nature's warnlnr. aches through the system cause Rheumatism, Neur algia, Backache snd pain In the side, a prompt and rata remedy Is required, lied Flag Oil, the famous u&ln cure, nils the bill. Price 25 cents. Are you Ooninmptlvu or do you suffer wl'h a Cotiflrh or Gold. If fio utte Puritan tlouarh and Consumption Cure, Price 26 cents. For sale at Thomas' drug store. What the soles said to the hoot-heels: 'Bun down and see us." Miles' Nerve anil Liver Villi. An important discovery. They act on the liver, stomach and bowels through the nerves. A new principle. They speedly cure biliousness, bad taste, torpid liver, piles and constipation Splendid for men, women and children. Smallest, mildest, surest. 30 dnses for 25 cenU. Samples free at. . T. D Thomas and W, F. Bierys Drug Store. A flat refufal We never let. our rooms to largo families. Delicate Ladlest Who have that tired nnd all-cone feeing aud don't like to be disturbed, will continue to be tronbleil with ths complaint until lliev renew their impure blood. Sulphur Bitters will cause new and rich blood to" course through every artery and vein in the human system. See another column. In the old countries cigars are made bj female labor. Why continue the use of irritatine powders. snuffs or liquids Ely's Cream Balm, pleasant of application anu a sure euro lor catarrau and uold in bead, can be had for 50c. It is easily applied into the nostrils, is a safe and plcasat, and is curing the most obstinate cases. It gives relief at once. The rallmakers all oyer the county are crowded with work. Failures in Life, People fail in many ways. In business, in morality, in religion, in happiness, and in health. A week heart is olten an unsus pected cauce of failure in life. If the blood does not circulate properly in the limes, there is shortness of breath, asttna, etc., in in the brain, dizziness, headache, etc ; in the stomach, wind pain, inaleeslion, laint spells, etc; in the liver, topimty, congestion, etc Pain in the left side, shoulder and t tomach is caused by heart strain. For all these maladies Dr. Miles' New Cure for the heart and 1 lines is the best remedy. Sold, curan. teed and recommended by. T. I). Thomas and W. F. Biery Treatise free. Beneyoleut Old Gentlemen "My eood man. how came you to adopt begging as a trade? Or would you call it a profession?" Beggar "It is neither, sir. It is an art." Terre Haute Express. The vocal organs are strengthened by the use of Ayer's Pectoral, Clergymen, lawyers, singers, actors, and public speak ers find this preparation the most effectlyo remedy for Irritation and weakness of the tbroat and lungs, and for all effect ions of vocal organs. n Quatrefageg reckons up at least 172 races of men, all, however, reducible to the three fundamental black, yellow and white etenis. "A stitch in time e&yes nine" and if you take Hood's Sarsaparllla uow Jt may save months of future possible sickness. The difference between a liar and hypocrite it that the liar Is not, always In curable. A Hauuted Ilouite. Tola bojy ofourifaai bsenllkened lo a tene ment. It often nai a bunted apartment the stomaeh. SaareJby tbetidrleh iprlle, Uripep. Ha, digettlon files and refuse to return. Wbat can ureaktne spell, wbttoinraUe tbe ban laid upon the unnappy organeT We aniwer ualieil. tateingly, Hoeletlcr's tllomaeh JJHtere, and we are warranted In the reipome by tbe recorded teiUnon; of myrladi. aoverlag a period of over a iblrdoiaceatury. A eonne of the Uliterr, cegtua loany ilt(i oltheaJtltetlou. and penltt oily followed, will terBlaate la cure peiltlre, not partial. Tbe Bitten reitorei lone to tbe epigailrle nerve renewi and purlSei tbe Juieet exaduiR from tbe eellulsr tluua that set upon ne food diieeetlrlv.exnles bile from tbe itomieh and tbe mood, and promotes a regular beblt of vuQ7 aianus. ataney compieiui nervoineei rBeuoitua ui oiurngit, way iv thli lotd''. '.ae. 8T. MALO'S ORIM STORY. Blown Out to In a lloat tt Was Re- MUfxl from Sharks After Hn lar. A remarknble story of the sea comes trim St. Malo. the narrator wing an an lent niartner named Bauche, whose pain- ful experiences a small boat on the 'J to n wnrrant for the truth of Mg tQ- Bauoiie 1Ra elgued article. wlth tlieoautatn of a vessel called the Mutlilldo. In which he sailed to Marti i(lu?- fW, ""jt' LfZ " boat with the cabin boy one day he was driven oceanward by a Bale of wind nu w m:sra waves boforo he was rescued by a Nor wegian bark. After tho Hrst Merit at sen uauoneBayB that tho cabin boy became partly deliri ous, water was filling the boat every in stant, and in order to prevent the dying lad from being drowned in it the old sailor made pails from tho legs of his pantaloons, nnd was thus enabled to keep the bottom or tne nine crnii toiernuiy dry. He had also to deprive himself of his shirt, which lie utilized as a flag of distress. On the third day the cabin boy died, and hardly was the breath out of his body before seven or eight ferocious blaok sharks began to circle round tne boat, which they sometimes almost touched. Bather than deliver up the dead body to the monsters of the deep Baucho kept it until It became decom posed. Beins afraid or illness, ne nu lengin threw it overboard after having said his prayers over It, and the prey was speed il v seized bv the sharks, who disappeared with it and did not snow up again ior about twenty-four hours or bo, Bauche now felt bo utterly miserauie that he was thinking of throwing him self overboard, when he was dissuaded from his intention by the reappearance of the sharks, who, after eying liltn rav enously for some time, actually began to trambol More him, as if in anticipation of a eood feed off ills body, "I did not wnnt to be eaten alive," remarked Bauche. in his narrative of his perilous adventures, "so I remained whero I was and awaited assistance." On tho seventh day the sailor lost consciousness, fell down in the boat, and was rescued in an insensible condition by Capt. Paderson, of the Vladimir. In his mouth the Norwegian sailors found what they first thought was an old quid of tobacco, but which proved to be part of. the horn handle of his knife, which Uauclie was cruncning to stave off huneer when he became unconscious The rescued sailor, nfter having been taken to New Orleans, obtained a pas sage homo to St. JInlo. Paris Cor. Lon don Telegraph. Chloroform Dlacoveveil by Cliuuce. Chloroform, which has proved such an Inestimable boon to thousands of suffer ers, was discovered by chance. Dr. Simp son (who was afterwards knighted) set himself to find some amesthetic to take the place of ether, which had gained a bad name owing to the fact that several deaths had occurred through the careless use of it. Other scientists joined lilm in his researches, and carefully analyzed every substance which they thought was in the least likely to give the desired re sult. One night the party were busily engaged in their self imposed task. They bad tested every subject which had been selected for experiment without any thing approaching to a favorable issuo, and were beginning to feel disheartened by their lack of success. As one of them was poking about the laboratory to see if he could find any thing else which might be put into the little testing glass with which each was provided, he happened upon a small bot tle of a dark substance which was looked upon more as a curiosity than as possess-' ing any useful properties. Witlifscarcely a thought of success ho poured a little of it into eacli of the tubes, and the mem bers of the party began to inhale it. For a few mouients they seemed seized with an unusual gladness, but soon they one after another fell to the ground, over come by the powerful fumes. As they gradually came to again they recognized that their search was over, and from that occasion dates tho use of chloroform as an anreatlietic Montreal Star, What It Cnita. Tliero are soma intellectual employ ments which require a very small stock Ii. trade, A mathematician, for instance, may pursue his investigations, even into the higher branches of pure science, with very few books. But if a mau be more than ordinarily interested In tho great problems of history and all that they in volve ami have an irrepressible hanker ing to know what is being discussed I11I1I3 favorite subjects, lie must keep himself In touch witli the thought and discover ies of others. If he be a dweller In a great city ho has clubs aud libraries, newspapers and periodicals, book a and maps, almost at his elbow, to say 110th mg of the living men whom he may con sult witli nt any hour. But If he be a dweller In the wilder ness, he must count the cost of having literary tastes, and that cobUio will have to pay in coin of the realm, I hold it to be simply impossible for a very needy man to Keep pace witli the historical re. search of our time if his lot be cast in a country village. Any man who has lost bis heart to the muse of history even though lie can in no sense claim to be a historian in a man witli tastes, and sucii a raan a "pens, ink and paper must needs coui.e to a great deal in the course of the year. Such a man may be considered a fortunate one who can pay the reckoning by the proflU of his own goosequill. Augustus Jessup in Con temporary Hevlrjw. Looklne for Hie SIO. He was sitting in Franklin square with a soiled newspaper in his hand and with a look of profound thought shining through the earthworks on his unwashed face. The policeman eyed him suspl ciously as he came by, "Qood morning,'" he said. "Ughl" grunted the policeman. "I was thinking," ho continued, not observing the slight to his salutation, "that tills is a good place for me," "There might he worse," said the of ficer. "I have beeu reading In this paper. which recently inclosed my breakfast, that there are seven hundred million of dollars in circulation in this country a little upwards of $10 per head, you will Observe, for each man, woman and ehlld of tne population." "Welir queried the policeman, as the reader appeared to ajnk into an abatraab ed condition. "Well," lie resumed, "I was wonder ing whloh of the persons 1 have seen wait by here this morning had my 10, and whether I bad better attempt to se cure it by diplomacy, or brave results and go after it with a club. Feasibly you couia inrow some light on the uuloti or possibly, you are the one who lias It, and would be willing to save trouble hj advancing ten cents on It- Hay will you no tnatr But the policeniau was not to be thus beguiled and arrested him as avag. Washington Star. Tiie city council of Montioal has adopted a resolution favoring the con struction of a general trau1oud imlnay bridge across the tit. Lawrejtoa iu front of tiie city. The plan is to have Hub bridge at one point 116 feet above the water and so to construct it as uut to iu t erf ere v. -in cayfiuoA. Henry Miller, i w KissroiiT PLANUM - MILL. MANIIFACTI'BKH l' WlNlMHV AN11 Dfuin Kit A MRP, Doors, Slmllcr. Minds, iimIh'm, Mouldings, Brockets, AND DKAi.KIt IN All Kinds of Drawl Luiiilier fcUiingles, Pfuliiigs, '' lU'inlork Lumber, &&(?. Very (Lowest SVices. j() to SWERNY'S "Corner Store" Boftlfid G?li'rkina, u el Pick les, (JliovV-thow, O nit. on, Table Sauce, Horsn-vnrlisli, rlmliilow- er, Catsup, Mixed Pickles, Cel ery Sauce, and nil kinds l choice Jellies and bible necessaries. Tn Dry Goods, Groceries Queenswarc &c. Il'e lead, both In low prices and quality ( goods. Our Inigu stock Is displayed to da vantage, an Item which purchasers wll certainly greatly appreciate. REMEMBER TIIH ( ornet. Store, LEHIGHTON PA. E . 1 Lug k r n bach, rLAIN AND PECOltATIVli PAI'Elt HANG ING, 1I0H8K At)! HlllN PAINTING AND CIKAINING. Competent workmen sent to any part ol tun county. - HBAIigUAllTBUS Flit Wall Janens. Borders & Decoralioiis l.iirjiiis.irllnelit,;!!!.! Hie latest utiles. s, Stationery, Fancy Cxootls WINDOW SHADES. All fradi-s. Hlutile hulling and piltlliiK "P promptly attended to. Paints, Oil, Varnish, Putty. Brushes & general Painters' Supplies. No. 61 Broadway Maiicii Cliiiui. Pa. llelaw the- Hrondwav House. Sale bills printed at this oflice at. lowest prices. Stop that Hawking ami Spitting. I will gle Fifty Doll ira for a case of Ca tarrh, Cold in the Head, Deatness, Haj Fever, Affected Eye Sight, Asthma or Throat Trouble, 1 cannot cure with my Beacon Light. Catarrh Cure. Send one dollar to my postofllcn aihlresa for a bottle. I will mall It to you at my expeutm. Ilav Fever Curcil ultli Tlueu Mottles. HKNKV A. ZOItlHST. 1R-I 1-2 KvehanKi- St.' Ceneva, N.V. 2-1-nno year. ADAM EACH UK JOHN HAl'HES CONTRACTORS. Lehighton, Carbon county, Pa , Respectfully inform the public that they are prepared to do all kinds of Biiiluii and Flmnliinc Wort Such as putting In llalh Tubs, CIimwIh, & , at very lowest prices and In the best pos slliln manner. Kstlinates cheerfully furn ished on application. 3m ALe CAMPBELL, 11 in Bank Street, Lehighton, Penna Itejpeetfnllv Invites the attauliouof tils friendt midtlie clil7ene generally to Ins Iniineiisr new stock ol Watchos, Clock, Silverware, Jewely, at Prices that itefy I'ooipotiUoii. ltlll.a ." n call kiiiI liucl ill) stuck befoie ,m. iw,iii elsewhere. REPAIRING Promptly done at lowest ittiarge, slid nil u.'il. guaranteed. Ml Met tbe Place. SIGN OP THE Ilia WATCH, Bank St Lehighton. Dee 10 IM7. Piles! Piles! Piles! A -.tire iMin tor ecn ti'inu.f.-ilt s intt mai . lt-iiti'4 "I blecdlui,', .mil Ion,' t.thilni)' HiiihPNfi frtileU In ft 1 wii it , fall 1 il t' rl olhei It iiihi) I lu Ion 1 . 1 nin- (it'll ,1'Hm ii 1 p ! i(. (l 1 le t ii, .uiU 1 .m o 1 v it) ,1 til 1 llu'lil aii'l sal t I'll li al 11 u.i U, u runl, uses I In -".iip.ioai u ..1 u.d W 1 , itlt 1 u I'.a.'i See tiivnia Uuil and mi v ,n tlt ,eliced and eou UK'-.) II our druggist dors nor ke,. u i i Ret a to ui, send fur it tn mat), Puce, 'niVnti dua UUiW, AfiliHr lr ii r H F liuiii aim 1 it lu mai in Lti.tn n. One of ttie oomlnB men who will hot Krown up to the Idea of washing hi shoes lean, and will always uphold "THE BLACKING MOTHER USED." WoIfrsAGMEBIacking Tour rait 6f Cherry itMnerl fnrnltarw lookftim worn. To stain anew reqairM Bcrtplng off of th dd finish, that li laborlona and exwmn.To. What do yon think of painting it om the old finlah and oak, It Walnut or Mahogany, If you like. t If you are fatereitod try clialr with WOLFF RANDOLPH, Philadelphia, t 'dih In 0rug,Paint and Uoutt JrnMing tart. THE GREAT German Remedy.) TRUTHS FOR THE SICK. For thoso Uentlily Billons Snellsdeneml 31.000 wl I lo raid I for arase where 6ul- phdb BrrTF-ns Willi not assist or cure. Ill never falls. r onSuLriionlimEBS It will euro you. 3 Do vou fuillerw Ifithattircdniidallgonc I Irecllniti If so, nsc I Isni.rnm Hittkhs; Cleanse tho vitiated I blood when you sec its Impurities burst. 1 ag through tho skin In Pimples, Blotches, .and Sores. Ttelv on glt win ruro you UUperatlieswhoare: closely confined In1 G3tlio mills nnd work- unl health will fol-gj low. n in shops; clciks.wlio do I not procure sufficient I exercise, mul nil who I aroconflnodlndnors, I Rhould uso Put-PHtin t llirrr.ns. Thevwlll SULrilUIt HllTRRSl II will cure Liver Cora. I I plamu Don't l dls-I I rnuol then he weak and ouragca: iiwiucureeu MSlCklV, ron. TO It you dn not ylst tosuirerfromnhetnn- .SlU.rllUIl ltlTTKRSl will build you np and! m.nke you strong audi lic.iltliy. I atlsm, use n bottle oil snwitun inn-Ens ; It never falls to cure. 8ULPI1UU IllTTKIIS i-j Don't be without n; win muKu your uiooa m -f liotllp. Trv It. yon pure, nrn ana strong, kaj I will not rcuret It. anu your nesn nara. Indies In delicate Try SULPiiuii Hit. rnns to-nhzht. and health, who are all I run down, chonld nee vou will sleep well nnd feel better for It I isnLPinm iiirrnns. Do vou want the best Medici I Work nubllshed ? beau ii 2-fcni ciamp? 10 a. i- ijkuwat a CO Itubiuu, lu.ira., nuu icvirivo a lopy, irce. Save YourHair BY a timely use of Ayer's Hair Vigor. This preparation has no equal as a dressing. It keeps the scalp clean, cool, and healthy, and preserves the color, fullness, and beauty of tho hair. " I was rapidly becoming bald and gray ; but after using two or three bottles of Ayer's Hair Vigor my hair grew thick and glossy and the original color was restored." Jlelvln Aldrich, Canaan Centre, N. Ft. " Some time ago I lost all my hair In consequence of measles. After due waiting, no new growth appeared. I then used Ayer's Hair Vigor and my hair grew Thick and Strong. It has apparently come to stay. The VlRor Is evidently ajrrcat aid to nature." J. B. Williams, Floresvllle, Texas. "I have used Ayer's Hair Vigor for the past four or Ave years and find it a most satisfactory dressing for the hair. It is all I could desire, being harmless, causing the hair to retain its natural color, and requiring but a small quantity to render the hair easy to arrange." Mrs, M. A. Bailey, 9 Charles street, Haverhill, Mass. " I have been using Ayer's Hair Vigor for several years, and believe that it has caused my hair to retain its natural color." Mrs. H. J. King, Dealer in Dry Goods, &c, Bishopvllle, Md, Iyer's Hair Vigor, PREPARKD BY Dr. J. C. Ayer & Co., Lowell) Mais. Mold bv DruesUtiiaDd ferfumere. FOR TORPID LIVER. A torpid liver daretngM the wbolasya Itim, null produces Sick Headache, Dyspepsia, Gostiveness, Rheu matism, Sallow Skin and Piles. There In no better remedy frthcte common iiiieeeei man 'luil-s a.lvar fills, aa a trial nlll prove). lrloe),asa. Sold Everywhere. fuses Pain Instantly. Strengthens Weak Paris. Quiets Nervousness. Hop pastevs A N Kngl&nd Household Remedy. Kiitverviellv nonulair bocAuati ot reul medicinal wMMitwii. no nmiw now ccnttHi or now eTre. fchluh attack tbe buman lKdy ito rwnt1y tn the wi-rld in an promo; ami thorough la retidtiog, curlitgand uUtnaff athe Hop 1'iaatur. lTolliHd Teatltnoar vrtbouAandi ot pw-pla, anu th croataiiilj' ioerealntr rala ot thrtt pfaiteia If )ou i 0Te i-apply ona no; yoa'll ftl hinpiw f uiorro , good the (i.meot put oil. BUT fiSE IIGRE, Hop JMuftter are atjd by ail miUntt) uaato.a I)nr.'t te awiudled Into tat ing m ihit.tat3 m iuiistim tutrnatuioof the proprtatois Hot PLAbTt-H CO . Phofrif:tor3.D06TON t i-iu f U ' it tii. huu 4HJii auhuArt ttmltr. SCOTFS CONSUMPTION SCROFULA BRONCHITI8 COUCH8 COLDS 0UR1S Wasting DUeassp W.ondorful Flesh Producer. Many hava gaiuod one pountl per aay by us use. Soott's Emulsion is not a seoret remedy. It contains tlio stimulat infj properties of tbe Hypopbos- pitea anu pure .Norwegian uou Liver Oil. tho potenoy of both boing largely increased. It is used by I'liysiciaus all oyer the world. PALATABLE AS MILK. Sold by all Druggists, 6COTT &. BOWNg. Chomlata. M.V. AXLE Hi-c IN TIIE WORLD. . . . i i.i-.iiittt. urt oneuryeaevd, actuellr - ' . t f as,y utbr brand Not i i , groi t till ULNIM. i l. lll.MIUi-..f iIEjUJ mum rnHLkli GREASE -las "fcONtnAtST. Far 'r where the Mffiny BeMs fttofw wxithvard, (juk-k'ntiig winds sweep latetttl from Mix l; F'nm fi mired Island dream awfcjr the hom. Sou clouds floating low o'er hill and lm Here the late sleeps white and still. Earth's great heait Is growing elilll. Far away the winds In pine woods dusk , Murmur songs of lands across the foam, . Ere they wander, bearing odors niwiky. To the eHmes where they delight to roam. " Tiers the blast shrieks loud and shrill, ' While Its cold caresses kill. Far awar where Ufa aod Iota are springing. warm nearu can 10 Hearts that quirk rrspoDd; Youth lasts erer, making love eternal, Youth and summer linked In love's sweet bond. ITre the pulse beats thick and aloir, Ltfe's brief taper burnetii low. Loulw rhllllps. for Lnijr Caril rijrr. An nutomatio card BliulfiVr U tho work of an English inventor. Sir. Booth. It works thus: A sharp turn lo the r if: lit of cither of tho two handles places tho nui- chlne In working order. Tho cards ore then dropped into the slot. Tho machine works by Itself, and tho cards gradually disappear. When the whoio have passed into tho machine the handle is turned again tn tho samo direction and the cards will be brought back tn the surface of the table. Another pack should then be placed in the alot, and the shuffling process re peats itself while the players are dealing; and playing pack No. 1. When the hand has been played out a turn of the handle brings up pack No. 2 ready shuf fled, and the used pack No. 1 is thea placed in the slot in place of pack No. 2. This process may be repeated indefinitely. By tnis arrangement every card changes its position, passing through the machine, in twenty seconds. Chicago Herald. A Lunar Rainbow, The crowds of politicians were treated to a heavenly display at about 1 o'clock one morning that is rarely witnessed. It was a lunar rainbow, as perfect and as brilliant as the moat perfect and brilliant rainbow that ever adorned an eastern sky when the sun bursts forth after a summer evening shower, The bow hrst formed a hall circle over the moon and underwent a gradual change until a perfect cross and crescent were formed. The play of color wos beauti fully grand, and the whole western sky was so brilliantly illuminated that the electric street lights paled. Lunar rain bows are supposed to be the heavenly forerunners of war, and when they take the form of cross and crescent the war which will follow will be of a religious nature. Milwaukee News. Not a Proper Queetloa, Schoolboy .(poring over his lesson) Father, what language do tliev speak in Chili? Father H'inl The language spoken in Chill, my son, the er language spoken er in Chill is do you find that question in the book you are studying. my son? Schoolboy No, but I thought I'd like to know. Father (severely) Then don't ask it, my son. If it isn't in tbe book it isn't proper for you to know. Chicago Trib une. Common Law and Equity. "Pray, my lord," queried a gentleman of a judge, "wbat is the difference be tween common law and equity" "Very little in the end," responded bis lordship, "At common law you are more quickly disposed of, Tbe former is a bullet which is instantaneously and charmingly effective; the latter, an an gler's hook, which plays with its victim before it kills him. Common law is prussio (told; equity islaudanum." San Francisco Argonaut. AilTuntfteo of Ilalldlne Aftaoclittloii.. It, may be stated that the associations are conducted much more economically than the banks; that they consequently pay larger dividends; that they can be successfully carried on in places too small to support a bank, and that by ad vancing money to members to purchase homes they provide an immediate in vestment and give the borrower tbe strongest possible inducement to continue hja saving. W. A. Linn in Scribner s. Hie Off Day. A man in Oregon who was on trial for murder had a lawyer who pleaded in sanity and secured an acquittal. Three weeks later tbe same man robbed an other, and this time tbe lawyer was on tbe other side and proved him to be the most deliberate and cold blooded scoun drel on earth, Detroit Free Press, Cooking. Cooking, as for as animal food is con cerned, has the effect of making it more pleasing to the taste, but is unnecessary; whereas with oertaln vegetables, espe cially those composed principally of starch, aa grain and potatoes, it la re. quired to fit them for use, Science. W. F. Oodj'. Yovelra llome. Buffalo Bill has purchased a bouse in Naples. Ee has become an enthusiast regarding life on tbe continent, and be was offered an old house in Naples at a ridiculously small price. It is a place of historical interest, as lung Bomba once owned It. Philadelphia Tiroes. Sweet Iteronx. "When muoh younger than I am now," said on old newspaper man, "I sold sewing machines. You may rest as sured I was a mile fresh, aud suffered therefor, as tbe following adventure wll) show: Near tbe close of a hot August day I was driving through the village of Q to the town where I made my headquarters. Suddenly & big black oloud appeared in the sky, and when my played out horse had covered half a mils the rain came dancing down. I had two machines on and no blanket. To save myself and machines from getting drenched I drove for the only house within a radius of a mile. "I was a sorry sight when I reached that old country mansion half hidden by tall maples. Jumping put, I knocked at ine uoor anu expiawea luni i wouiu Jina to leave my machines temporarily, In order to save them from the storm. Be fore I made the request-1 discovered that (be young lady who responded to tny knock was one w)th whom, much against per wi)l, I had (eft a machine on trial a month or two before, and bad only taker) it back after repeated protestations oij her part that she did nof want it. you (understand, we used to get a maohlne Into a house by representing tbst we would leave it on trial. "But oncewe got into the house we in sisted on its being bought, and used every persuasive art to accomplish that result. Frequently this was very embarraiscing to the lady of tbe house, and she never forgave us for the annoyance of leaving the machine for weeks and asking her every other day if she wouldn't buy, when she had emphatically declared she wpuld npt. Nw was the turn of the young lady in the old fashioned house to set square. And although tbe rain had nearly washed the machines out of the wagon, she slammed the door in my face and then sat by the window enjoy ing my dlsooiniltura to her heart's con tent. As I prepared to drive away I turned my head and; beheld ner pretty face bubbling over with smiles, when 1 reached N I wt sight to beheld. GOOD STOCK We lmve all the fncilitics of large manufacturers fur turning out Good Stock nt the lowest cost. Take our $10 suits ns nu instnnceol how natty and well we make even low-priced goods. Large assortment nt $Vl, $14, $15, $lfi, $18 nnd $20, and GVGry ndditionnl dollar hrings its lull value in hotter mnferinl& trimmings. A. C. YATES & CO., T,,E , Gth and Chestnuts Sis. YATES I inil, ,! ni...i-..i.Dl- j ium iuiu vyiiUHiiiiiirj NTORHS, t'lIII.AIini.PHIA. KS-OPPOSITP. L. FIRST STREET, - lias just opened mi entire new line of LADIES' FINE DRESS GOODS ! Comprising nil the very latest styles in White Goods, Sa teens, Prints, Ginghams, Marseilles. Seersuckers and Fancy Dress Patterns oi'lhe very IrPst. qualities nt exeeecU ni low prices. Groceries, Provisions, Crockery ware,Classwaie, Vood and Willowware of the beBt makes nt. low figures. Cloths Cassimers, Hats, Boots, Shoes and Eeady- made Clothing in great variety and it t prices with the reach of all purchasers prices fully as low as the same goods can be bought lor at any other general store m this vicinity. Carpets, Oil-cloths, Lamps and Fixtures in great variety nnd of best quality at Rock Bottom Prices. Best quality -of Flour and Feed at prices hilly nshnv as the snine articles can be purchased elsewhere. A car load of coarse salt has just been received the price y been marked down to the very lowest notch. All goods of the very best quality and are being sold at prices equally as low as the same goods can bought at any general sttne in this section. Onll and he convinced. Respectfully, July 828-71 A.M0S HEirnUL. KoGli&Sliankv.eiler,Allentown, CLOTHIERS, We have made extensive preparations for the Spring Business in Men's, Boys' and Children's Clothing. Our guaranteed qualit ies and the lowest, prices are making our store the preferred place for those who wisli to save time and money. Mothers', Attention, Over 3000 Children's Suite now ready. Arcs 1 to 15 vears. our exporlem'p In lioys and Llttln Hoys ClntliniK Klinwstthut It uo can pet the at tention ot tin inotliuvM lliut will crowd our store. We have jirrtty and lino material, pretty and iiovpI shapes, and Hie making :i credit to our l.lttlo H(b- I'lotlilntj Department. We havBK cnmplcH' line ot 3-plrcri Suits, and a tine selec tion ol Jersey nnd Kilt Suits. We stmt our Children's Suits lrom si .on up. Men's Suits. We are sliowlmt llils season over no ladliiir Styles. Our aim is to combine the Best Make Willi the lowest 1'rlccs. EvevyhoUv In need ot clothing, coming to town, is Invited tovlsil our l.irito Clothing Kstnbllsli ment. We know that the time so spent will he verv prolllahle. (let our prices before lmyliiK and toifwlll save money by so doing. Custom Department. This department Incs nnthliiK to satisfy the tnstes and tdes ol (lie most erlllralof men. Our Hue of Spring Trouserings nnd Sultlncs Is larger and inoie selctt than ever seen before. Everything Is in readiness with all tiie modern facilities to guarantee unsnrpasned workman ship, fit and finish. A special feature Is the very large assortment of Bin les ottered at prices that will be found highly attractive. SPECIAL. wllh nil iidjinlnbl'' belt, which Is easily taken off when the. waist Is washed. The buttons are rlv etted on the belt, consequently cannot lie torn olf either In wearing, nashlng or Ironing. Being pl tln In speech and sincere in our otferlngs, wo recommend goods as lhej really arc and quote yon me very luseii price. Hotel Allen Building, Allentown, Pa., tJIIAOQUAINTUD WITH THE OPOOIIAFHT OP TBS COUNTBV, WILL OBTAIN 'MUOH VALUABLE ItfFpRJktATIOff ?BQU A STUD? Of THIS MAP Or THE CHICAGO, ROCK ISUNP & PACIFIC RAILWAY. Inoludlrij UUlUUillH Uiaill mica, up UilUdfO B1IU QAWUOIUUJ JUID, BUM ' UQ. u. IUU Ilesourl River. The Direct Houte to and from Chicago, Jollet, Ottawa. Ottumwa, OakalooBa, Dea Moines, Win Wrset, Audubon, Harlan, and Council lilutTa, In lOWA-Minneapolia and St. Paul. In MINNESOTA Watertown and Sioux Veils, iu DAKOTA Camoron, ot. Joseph, and ICaneaa City, in Bprlngs, Denvor, Pueblo. In COLORADO. FREK Reollntng Chair Cars to and from Chicago, Caldwell, Hutchinson, and Dodgro City, and Palaco Sleep ing Cars between Chicago, Wichita, and Hutchinson, Traverses new and vast areas ot rich farming and grazing lands, affording the best motlltlaa ot intercommunication to all towns and cities east aod west, northwest and southwest ot Chicago, and Pacing and transoceanic Seaports. lyiACNIFICENT VESTIBULE EXPRESS TRAINS, Leading all cotnRetltqra in splendor of equlpmopt, cool, well ventilated, and free from dust. Through Coaches, Pullman SleoperB, FRHlS liaoUntng Chair Cars, and least or Missouri River) Qlnlng-Carfl Daily- bstwean Chicago, Das Moines, Council Bluas, aud Oinsba, with Free Reclining Chair Car to North Platte, Nob., and between Chicago and Colorado Springs, Danver, and Pueblo, via St. Joseph, or Kansas City and Topoka. Splendid Duilm; llntaU inirnlBtiino- meals at seosonablo hours) west of Missouri IflvoF. flaHmrnfrt7lc-rniiifriri dallv. Luke, Ogden, Portland, Lob AnmTea, linis to una irom riue ren, mumwu, Marnpii or ihq hq4 urns, and Scenlo Qrandeura or Colorado. VIA THE ALBERT LEA ROUTE, Solid Kxprees Trains dally between Chicago and Minneapolis i with TIlROUOH Itanllnintr Chair Cora (h'REEl to and from thos Kansas OUy. Through Chair Car and aud I . utoux rails, via HOCW l M Tha -n, Bloux Palls, anc? the Hummer town. Urounda of tha Northwest. TTIB SHORT LINK VIA 8HHBCA AND KANKAKEE offsra facllltlea to travel betwoan Cincinnati, Indianapolis, Lsy4ttv and QOunail Blurts, lit. jooepn, AiouiBon. uiTeaworui, ksbis ulty, Minneapolis, ana nu raui. for Tlcketa. Mane. Polders, or desired information, asrjlv' to anv Ticket OQes In tbe united States or Canada, t. ST. JOHN, tijnrrti Err oih. mm 4-S. l)EPOT,JSr - LEHIGHTON, Pa j What we Owe t he Boys. Anything new and attractive, in Hoys' & Youths' Mnits you are sure to find by loolclmr over our iiiewlarKe Spring stock. Confirmation Suits a rem specialty, ninne in inn latest styles ana ot till, newest lulirlrs. riipIi lis tint fVu-kucrnw.tt IHf Wale, Worsteds and ne.u Mixtures in all (trades . unit in npeeiai i-ncee, Spring Overcoats. This season our SiirlnB Overcoat am of the l finest Merchant mtlnriug, and forue themselves ! inio popular lavor on account nt tne imv puces. A coat that does not luck nnv of the neat and ' fashionable iiolnts for Sis. A good stjlish coat as low ns no. ! Gents Furnishings. ! Our general stock of furnishings pieseutsthls . season a complete assortment in all depart i menls. Every imaginable article on hand, l'er- cole alirt-s, unevoit snirts (greatest novelty of the season) 8l. imdSl-Wi llalf-llnse3palrfor 2ie.i 3 Unen Collars for a h pair Linen Cuffs for 25c.; Scrlven's 1'atentSeam Drawers, Auto matic Wire Buckle Suspenders, Night Holies, lleish Bios, fine Umbiellas, latest novelties In 1'ancy and Full Dicss Shirts, Men's Dress ana Drlvlne Moves, Silk li Hose darters acc Cellu loid Collars and Culls, Jewelry, Silk Handker chiefs. No matter what you want n UNDlSIt WKAIt we have got it. The great invention Patent Shirt Waists. The "Mother's Friend " Waist does awnv entirely with the sewing on of buttons, ft is annulled Koch & Shankweiler, Largest Clothing House in Lehigh Valley, -Bill pd San Franclsoo. Sleeper between Peoria, Spirit t Lftka, atar. favorite Lino to Pipestone, w Uesorta and BuuUng and Pie Pishing or address. with nllOIOK Oiif nOUTKH to and from Rait rHe .pirSot s, tRe namiari- JOHN SEBASTIAN, UHICJAUU. I bit, iKi M.tftFm. Apct- I.AIrl IBira IV, I.. IloHflse' nunie Bud WiJ AJ11 prim nreetHmanl on tfi Sn'rttfeU M1 dlrert to factory, encloelnc M price W. L. DOUGLAS $3 SHOE GENTLEMEN. Flue Cnir, Heavy Lnced Urnln anil CreeU moor Waterproof. Tlent In tlio world. Kxstriln hli BB.OO OlENtllNI! IIANH-NKWKII MllOE H4.00 11AN1-SKWKI WKI.T SJIQK. :i.00 l'OI.ICIS AT'1 FAltDl Hltf' 8HOB. 'i.B(l KXTltA VAUJK OAI.l' Nil OI5. H2.1W & a WOIIKINOMKNW HUOKB. 4.00 mill Bl.7.1 MOY8' 8CIIOOI. SHOE. All nude In Congreos. Button tnd Luce. $3 & $2 SHOES LAm. R1.7S 8HOR FOR misses. Beet Material. Ueet Style. Beet Flttluf. W. it, llouelae, Brockton. Usee. Site bl Adam Mehrkam &on, ApontH, I.K1I10IITON. circulation is growing; Lll because we furnish all tin latest local newB in tht best, style Sample us $2Q Favorite Singer Sewing Machine. HIGH ARM $25.00. Each Machine has a drop leaf, fancy cover, two large drawers, with nickel rings, and a full set of Attaclimenti, equal loanySin cer Machine sold from $40 (o $60 by Canvassers. A trial in your home be fore payment Is asked. Buy direct of the Manu facturers and save agents' profits besides getting certificates of warrantee for five years. Send for testimonials to Co-operative Sewing Maohlaa Co.. 269 S. nth St., Philadelphia, Pi. .83-WK PAT FHE1UUT.-V ATARBH We hue a remedy that win CURE CATARRH. BRONCHITIS nnd ASTHMA. Our faith is la strong that we will send treatment on trial. Send for Treatiie and full particulars. Address, fhs Hall Chemical Co,, 3860 Falrmount Av Phils., P CAN be CURED. iii crwn pdrv h .M n i,h. TRUt RflTTI.-K B also, a treatise on Kpllepjy. DON'f SUFFE& ANY LONGER I Give Poit Ot fice. Stale and Countv. and Ace plainly. Addicts, THE haLL CHEMICAL CO., a8& Falrmount Avenue, Philadelphia, Pa, Onr of tho f the nnrld. Out (.illiiifiiii untqutlixt, and to iinrodurv t uptrtof fooit m will ,urlrnm taostEnitsoKln rich luciiit f tbov Only those rt h. mm, tveitnuaal nnrtiraft mak a lure t tht clrnnce AllouhtTtintt!,,,! rctuTn ic iu mow our rooj i it. tlide whoctll- your nfliuti i and thu iroui'd you I h tr rlnnlrifr of thli driiilicmaat hnivi h mall tnd Of Itlt tell cut lt the apprarauc of it rtduct i ta bout tht fiftieth ptrl of Its bulk. It ii ft frtnd, double H. Uit tcop. a Urge it lieiny toeerrj We will elinhow you bow fun can mike from S3 to S 1 0 dtvr al teail, from lb atai t,n lift outetperltnce Hetlrr write al once sYepayalltipreiicbaifa Addreia, 11. UALLETT l CO.. Bot MHO, Toniiaa d, aliih ELY'S Cream Balm fHoGiinfB the Nasal Passages, Allays Fain ana Inflammation. lloals thn Soma. Bastores the Senm of Taste ant Smell. TRY THE crjREjfflAY-FJEVEft A phi tide It implied Into eacli nostril and is agreeable, l'nee oo rents Hi dniSKiits; by mall. renlHtrri'il, bo t ta. 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